Ross's Game Dungeon: Spiderbot

[@crazyinsane500]

*Halo 3 commercial* "You ever wonder what's up there?" " *Spiderbot* "

[@themoleman6806]

The answer to all life's questions.

[@plot6520]

"P R E P A R E T O B E S P I D E R B O T T E D"

[@tripleb5197]

"Master Chief? You mind telling me what the hell you're doing on that ship?" "Sir...Godfist."

[@Scarwing]

All these esoteric games Ross 'played as a kid' that I've never even heard of. I'm starting to think he was just grown in a lab.

[@s0me1up]

esoteric?! x'DD that's a completely new way to describe stuff like that :D ... now i imagine a yoga class playing spiderbot in a room filled with scented smoke while indian music is gently ringing in the background...

[@pentelegomenon1175]

Then you should hear 6:12 out of context.

[@20dollarreview9]

nah that would be Ross 22132 this is Ross 12111

[@k0lpA]

he old bruh :(

[@NightOwl1515]

To be fair, his "father" does kind of look like a mad scientist.

[@rochfordalexAR]

In the grim darkness of the future there is only . . . spiderbot

[@caav56]

Defilers are just mere attempts to recreat the SPIDERBOT.

[@Bald-Cypress]

I love Ross's fascination with maps.

[@Syastsk]

When he said "I made a map!" I laughed pretty hard. That was excellent.

[@Shousaphine]

Don't a lot of old games make you MAKE maps so you don't get lost if you forget?

[@AnarchicKhajiit]

Ross still takes it to the next level, he's mentioned his map fascination a few times.

[@Bald-Cypress]

I've followed every video Ross has made, and yeah, his love of maps is diffidently a thing.

[@Shousaphine]

Random9001 S'pose you're right. Maps're pretty cool, though.

[@_EvilKam]

Epic Quotes. "You hear triumphant music from the beginning, letting you know you can DO this. Now back to SPIDERBOT." "Open exploration and timers go together like bread and Motor Oil". "Are we even the good guy? What is ANY of this? SPIDERBOT" "YOu know how kids will just stare up at the stars and wonder what's out there?" "Spiderbot... THAT'S what's out there. Maybe I should have thought about if I wanted that question answered before I asked it, huh?" "I actually credit this game as the reason I don't do drugs. Not DARE, Not McGruff, NO. I never wanted to expand my mind that way because I already knew what I might find. More SPIDERBOT." The delivery on those sentences. God tier. I enjoyed every occasion upon which Ross layers emphasis on the name Spiderbot.

[@TulipQ]

Spiderbot's abduction of the life forms is probably something more like the use of specialized tools than hunting. The one you give up to the god fist is a genetic key meant to only be used by spoderbots when the reactor needs maintenance, the one that lets you fly really high is a mini helicopter, etc. The reason they are organic is because organic components can automatically produce their own back ups in desirable quantities, if environmental conditions are stable. The problem is that the intelligence needed to do maintenance couldn't be given to the organics, since one of them might go insane at some point and damage the reactor. The system is remarkably stable until the last spiderbot fails, and seeing as you are that last spiderbot I guess the system is kinda near death. Not that it matters much, the humanoids which made the reactor haven't shown up to install more spiderbots in so long that it is safe to conclude they either died, regressed technologically, or abandoned the place with the reactor. Spiderbot!

[@adenowirus]

That reminded me of Rendezvous With Rama again.

[@Fayewylde]

I read this in Ross's voice, for some reason...?

[@TulipQ]

+Wulfe ​ well, you are watching a video by Ross talking about similar content and my writing was obviously influenced by the same video. So you are probably having your thoughts controlled by nanomachines.

[@OckhamAsylum]

That's actually a depressing premise. The idea of just being a mindless drone forever fixing a system that hasn't seen its original creators in ages just bums me out.

[@TulipQ]

OckhamAsylum Well, mindless might not be entirely accurate. Maybe the spiderbots have proper minds. But yeah, the fact you are the last one means that the humanoid creators have kinda given up on this facility and fixing it. If they really cared there would be more spiderbots coming. SPIDERBOT!

[@beaverbicycle]

I was hoping that the rewards would just be: "...SPIDERBOT!"

[@troubleinbound]

Why do I project my insecurities onto everyone and feel like the world is out to get me? Why do I feel the need to be perfect at everything, despite my inherent bad luck? Why haven't I ended my miserable existence? Spiderbot!

[@blinkyy1088]

I know this comment is 8 years old but this sounds like BPD.

[@troubleinbound]

@@blinkyy1088 no it was actually undiagnosed (at the time ofc) ADHD and depression, I was just surrounded by negativity and shit people who made me hate myself. Under control now. It turns out that all I needed to do was not take everything so seriously, enjoy existence instead of dreading it. I turned that hatred into fuel to make myself a better person. I was, however, dating a woman with BPD at the time who was absolutely detrimental to my mental health. Since then I've gotten into a healthy, stable relationship that has been going for five years. Gonna marry her this year. I totally forgot this comment lmao. Kinda cringe innit

[@Blackheartzero]

and this is how the world ends- not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with a Spiderbot.

[@tp6335]

I come back to this video periodically. It's golden. Even the comments are like some kind of cult following. I like every aspect of it.

[@_EvilKam]

I feel this comment.

[@stevethepocket]

Spiderbot Spiderbot Captures aliens, which spiders do not Sacrifice Koala bun Go upside-down and get shot a ton Look out Here comes the spiderbot

[@XShadOBabeX]

LOL!! Bravo, bravo!!

[@calcifieddirt4120]

In the "citadel", where you go through some pain You could call it hell, for this game is insane Spiderbot Spiderbot Cold Emotionless Spiderbot The backstory? It''s ignored Legs and Nets are his reward. To it, human life has been gone for centuries All that remains are those robot sentries Here comes the Spiderbot!

[@TheD736]

Space Police SHOOBY DOOBY DOOBY DOOBY DOW! It's protocol are tingling!

[@Madalovin]

Sounds great, nice work

[@danielmoura9407]

Life is meaningless and all your achievements are for nothing because you and everything you care about will eventually become star dust in an empty universe. Spiderbot!

[@Maykenzie]

Love is a chemical imbalance in the brain causing you to do dumb irrational things in order to continue the bloodline of a pointless species of ape lost in the infinite vastness of space on a dying polluted rock. Spiderbot!

[@Sergeeeek]

Spiderbot is the true religion. Let's start a Spiderbot cult.

[@BababooeyGooey]

We are all Spiderbot. Spiderbot!

[@stanwinslow1068]

¡¡¡Spiderbot is truth!!! ¡¡¡Spiderbot is INDIFFERENCE!!! When you stare into the abyss Spiderbot stares back at you.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

Spiderbot is a great cult name. Time to boot up Super Cult Tycoon!

[@fireflocs]

MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM I SUMMON UP THE POWER OF THE *GOD* *FIST*

[@zion6680]

DRAGON KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE SPIDERBOT!

[@alexc9597]

" Ok awards! God fist........and that's Spiderbot."

[@headcrabking9054]

*S P I D E R B O T*

[@Diogofrn]

DUDE! I've been looking for this game for YEARS! Thank you! The search is finally over!

[@FireheadLazzo]

Considering the usual slew of C64 games, this one has some pretty impressive graphics. It's got actual animations and recognizable sprites, FFS.

[@delirainnominata7947]

_"Are we even the good guy?"_ This is why ily Ross - you ask those thought provoking existential questions that most of us take for granted.

[@mariic2]

SPIDERBOT!

[@phantomspaceman]

"I never wanted to expand my mind in that way because I knew what I might find: More Spiderbot."

[@ThePolistiren]

Ok, just in case the next video is a troll, I'm calling it now. Ross's gonna talk about the 1984 art game Deus Ex Machina.

[@TheSmegPod]

I'm going to remember this comment

[@bruhSaintJohn]

As long as it has a GEP GUN, we should be fine.

[@nosferadu]

I think he said in a fan chat once that he's wanted to do Deus Ex for a while now. So it's probably the "real" one.

[@Neropoo]

+Max Time for Invisible War boys!

[@ThePolistiren]

K Botick No, The Fall.

[@kookoon]

Loved this game for the calm gameplay of the "microphone" robot trying to catch weird animals and the frenetic part of the spiderbot getting lost into a maze. I remember the brown animal with pincers is used to open the dirt walls.

[@MRguywithlazereyes]

Hey Ross, when are we getting Freeman's Mind 2? Ross: Spiderbot!

[@s0me1up]

and what about Half-Life 3? Spiderbot!

[@distructobot6762]

umm next video? Spiderbot!

[@s0me1up]

guitar gaming "Spiderbot!" is just so much more satisfying as an answer than "42".

[@distructobot6762]

s0me1up SPIDERBOT!

[@bigrigjoe5130]

You got it now! :D

[@TheStowAway594]

I Really enjoyed the after credits scene, it actually made me laugh out loud.

[@joshualavender207]

Me too.

[@alotosius]

I keep coming back to this vid just to hear Ross say "Spiderbot!". Do I have problems?

[@s0me1up]

i do the same...... fuck >_

[@Costar58]

SPIDERBOT

[@headcrabking9054]

*S P I D E R B O T*

[@tp6335]

Same

[@Sssaaatttuuurrrnnn]

Same here.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

In conclusion? SPIDERBOT.

[@SchizoGenius]

Spider bot, Spider bot Has whatever a spider's got!

[@MrChroot]

does whatever a spiderbot does

[@Mongoosquilax]

fires a net, nabs some bugs, cant comprehend what the citadel was.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Can he swing from web?

[@Lady_in_Yearning]

Look out! Here comes the Spider-bot!

[@Ms.Nightshade]

That was beautiful!

[@indeimaus]

top 10 spiderbots

[@crazybeatrice4555]

1.Spiderbot!

[@adenowirus]

10. spiderbot 9. Spiderbot 8. SPiderbot 7. SPIderbot 6. SPIDerbot 5. SPIDErbot 4. SPIDERbot 3. SPIDERBot 2. SPIDERBOt 1. SPIDERBOT 0. *SPIDERBOT*

[@toasTr0n]

As a kid, I bought this at Babbage's for the Apple II because the box art looked cool and its empty promises were intriguing. My parents didn't like me having non-educational games, so this is one of the only action-adventure titles I had. I wasted entirely too much of my childhood on this game and had pretty much the same experience as you did, starting with spending 30 minutes figuring out how to jump. Somehow I was able to transform into the 2-legged spider without sacrifing the bladder bunny, but maybe I was playing the "short" game at the time. Now that you've shown the ending, I'm glad I didn't stick with it that long.

[@Accursed_Farms]

As a reminder, the next videochat with fans will be on August 7th at 4pm EST on twitch.tv/rossbroadcast.

[@salokin3087]

It'd better be.

[@DyoKasparov]

I was just wondering when the next game dungeon is going to be, you are awesome! :D

[@Cram-kj8iw]

**Ahem** It's Spider-bot. Not Spiderbot. Learn some manners Ross.

[@IDGAS9897]

7th? great timing Ross much love from your soon to be drafted fan :D

[@slendy9600]

spiderbot 2016

[@nonewmsgs]

When i was young my parents got me a used commodore64 with a bunch of games with no manuals. Spiderbot was one. i never figured out what any creatures did including god fist, but i always enjoyed a visit in the bizzare alien world that is spiderbot.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Now all I need is a supercut of Ross saying "Spiderbot!!".

[@Shogunelite]

The moment you mentioned that there was a map with an explorable percentage I knew you'd go map crazy.

[@xKingReyx]

Spiderbot is out there...

[@DodderingOldMan]

Wow... you know the phrase, 'the memories came flooding back'? That just happened to me in a remarkably strong way when I saw the thumbnail to this video. I played the DOS version of this game probably around the early 90s, but I genuinely hadn't thought of it at all in the last 20 years, or longer. And I think it's safe to say that without prompting I might never have thought of it again. But when I saw that thumbnail, I instantly remembered spending many, many hours trying to make my way through this game, and the feelings of frustration when I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do, and the joy and satisfaction when I finally did. It really was like, 'Holy shit, I played that game! A lot! And I loved it!'

[@claytopolis]

im playing watch dogs legion right now. and one of the gadgets you get in that is a small spider robot thing called a "spiderbot" While im using it to sneak into places and taze people to sleep, i cant help but think of ross saying SPIDERBOT over and over while i do it.

[@VARIOUShorses]

I think this is my favourite game dungeon so far, great stuff.

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

why? It felt boring and weak to me, no emotion from ross in my opinion, either positive or negative

[@bonehead683]

+Silly Billy I disagree because... SPIDERBOT

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

not really a compelling argument

[@bonehead683]

+Silly Billy you don't understand let me rephrase it: Spiderbot.

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

+Ashdon Spowart fuck you ;)

[@terrycoyle6864]

This game would go great with a graphics update and a bit of control overhaul. Touch things up, make it more responsive and streamline, but do little to nothing else. Obviously, a re-adjusted control scheme would mean messing around a bit with the platforms in the map, but if you could leave the rooms as similar to the source as you can (layout, ratio of plant to steel, the creatures). We can't mess around too much with Spiderbot. Just enough to bring it back to our world.

[@angelartiyalvt9574]

Terry Coyle Make the sentries easier to defeat, I'm thinking mouse aimed laser, and have them follow you on sort of a lag.

[@HevyMetalMay]

Why are we here? Is there a purpose to our existence? Can we be sure that anything really has a significant meaning? Spiderbot!

[@lionocyborg6030]

10:10 Your map of Spiderbot makes me think of one I have from online of Metroid 1 for FDS. The jungle rooms in the map screenshot look like they're from Brinstar and the metal areas look like the acid and lava filled metal rooms in most areas that usually contain missile tanks or energy tanks. A few of the upper metal rooms remind me of Tourian and I keep expecting to see Metroids themselves appear in some of the ones with blue pillars. God help Spiderbot's creators if Metroids or X Parasites were let loose in the citadel's electronic jungle, assuming they aren't extinct and the mysterious "citadel" area is just on borrowed time anyway.

[@xaxelpx]

Ross can make any gameplay entertaining to watch!

[@theneroliveira]

THIS gotta be the best of the game dungeons so far, but i am still watching the whole playlist, so I'll come back to it later....

[@shanklen197]

Why is this episode not as popular as the other ones views wise?

[@TheJamaicanPhoenix]

Every time you said 'spiderbot', it got funnier and funnier to me. XD

[@emilynelson4747]

Probably the best Game Dungeon I have ever seen.

[@MyTurtleCollab]

For next year's April Fool's can you cover Call of Duty but the game footage is Halo with the commentary in Polish and subtitled in Comic-Sans

[@MyTurtleCollab]

And copywrited music so the video has no audio that would be really funny

[@DaringTakekawaYT]

Whenever someone asks me a question I don't know, I just answer with: "Spiderbot!"

[@BlueMorningStar]

I feel like Ross is the mayor of that weird part of KZbin

[@shaneroberts5262]

I gotta not leave my videos playing when I use the bathroom I come out and I'm greeted with "*Prepare to be SpiderBotted*" and I legitimately tried to flee

[@ancientapparition1638]

I know what to tell my son when he asks me what the purpose of life is now. Spiderbot.

[@danieldavis1384]

Thanks for giving me more nightmares Ross, I'm really enjoying not being able to sleep at night.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

I like how this 11-something minute video about an obscure platformer, about some robot turns into a philosophical essay on existentialism.

[@qoaa]

Samus captured by Spiderbot was hilariously random at end

[@akaimizu1]

Some say the future is VR. I think Ross breaks down the conclusion that the future is Spiderbot with the possibility of it being in VR, if they get their act together.

[@enricovanderswanlake364]

You are definetly one of the best game reviewers out there cant believe you dont have anymore subscrivers

[@DoomRater]

Oh god you played this one too. This mystefied me as a kid too and now I know what's out there. Spiderbot!

[@moonkingdomify]

I've seen this review a couple times now it's honestly one of my favorites from you. [pitches a premise for the game] Spiderbot.

[@chriswaisanen763]

"What is my purpose?" "You fetch butter." "Oh. My. God!" "Yeah, welcome to the party pal..."

[@connercampbell9086]

Who am I? What is the purpose existence? The universe is made up of equal parts chaos, hostility and murder, it is monstrously indifferent to the presence of man...SPIDERBOT!

[@VraccasVII]

I was just about to rewatch old episodes, nice! My god, seeing these kinds of maps is giving me pleasure of a level not many thing can provide.

[@MicoSelva]

Another obscure gem from Ross's Game Dungeon. Keep them coming, because they are always a treat. :)

[@gasenkotsu]

Oh, damn, a Deus Ex episode? Can't wait!

[@abrittishpanfish6269]

personally, I think that's a bit too staright forward for ross; he'll probably play a game with 'deus ex' as part of the name or has deus ex inside of it

[@zeubersandvitch8882]

ikr? deus ex is one of my favorite games! Ross is the master of the universe!

[@TheVGMajor]

Doubt it, he literally said he's doing all of the Deus Ex games before the new one comes out.

[@abrittishpanfish6269]

VGMajor ok

[@bruhSaintJohn]

He said in the previous episode what this one will be about deus ex What a shame.

[@nonewmsgs]

I loved this game as a kid. I never quite got it but enjoyed it

[@DrakeDarkHunter]

No gods or kings... *ONLY SPIDERBOT!*

[@SanAntonioJoker]

ross you might like E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy

[@lastburning]

One of my favorite game dungeons.

[@hallowacko]

More appropriate than ever. What does the future look like after COVID-19? *SPIDERBOOOOT*

[@guitarman64100]

Ross's reviews are the best on youtube bar none. I'm always fascinated by the weird, obscure games he finds

[@burnsy96]

Can't wait to watch this at night with a beer. Thanks Ross for making my night awesome!

[@gendalfgray7889]

Finally some "metroid" style game that not copying metroid. Actually these old games implemented so many ideas and we don't even know about them. I'm glad that i found your channel. I hope i get more game history education there.

[@bhelish]

Reminds me of Sacred Armor of Antiriad. That was another maze game on C64 that game out in 1986

[@clyde34]

Nooo, why did you tell us the next episode was Deux Ex? Now the 7 month wait until the next episode will be torture! :(

[@Accursed_Farms]

I'm hoping to have the trilogy done before the new one comes out.

[@OrnluWolfjarl]

Ross, we all know you are going to be late. Stop beating yourself up and setting deadlines you know you don't want to follow :)

[@Gogglehead-i7u]

Now it is going to take longer.

[@gepettogreco]

It's comments like this that is giving Psychotic Ninja his multiple psychoses.

[@adenowirus]

+Accursed Farms If i'm planning to play the first one, should I skip the review?

[@Knalxz]

I like watching these Game Dungeons to get s dose of Ross' semi crushed soul humor and to discover treasures that Indiana Jones never knew existed. Which reminds me, anyone have any updates about the movie Ross said he wanted to make a few years ago? Still a excited to see what he's up to.

[@TheHalogen131]

Holy crap Ross... I love everything you put out on KZbin.

[@dwsimmy2599]

On the one hand, humanity may still be alive, because it says in the story paragraph that "the only remaining spider droid has been sent", which would indicate it's being sent by a higher authority. But it doesn't say what that authority is, so it could still be an A.I., and why is there only one remaining spider droid? That would indicate some sort of destructive event, so the story actually makes the apocalyptic theory sound vaguely plausible. There were more spider droids? What happened to them, and why? What was their original purpose? Why can't humanity build more? Maybe it's because there's no one left to build them, or they no longer possess the resources or knowledge to do so. The story talks about chemical reactors that will devastate their surroundings upon meltdown; maybe the events of this game are just an addendum to a larger breakdown; all across the world humanity's chemical reactors were going critical and only these spider droids were capable of getting past the security drones and disabling them in time. Valiant efforts by these droids to stop the reactors slowly whittled down their numbers, until only one is left. Now another reactor is about to fail, and if the spider droid fails this time there will be no way to stop the reactors in the future in the event of another meltdown (which there almost certainly will be). Basically it's the plot of Pacific Rim, but instead of kaiju you have chemical reactors, and instead of jaegers you have SPIDERBOT!

[@toakovika]

Take a shot every time Ross says Spiderbot.

[@TheTogoRojo]

You are the only content creator where I see a new video and I can't pass it by. Another great one.

[@dilo19000]

I don't think i ever clicked a video so fast

[@gamingphone7201]

Seriously...I saw this and had a mini freak out lol

[@curofbadenoch4301]

I know! This is the first of his main channel videos where I got in before 10,000 views!

[@AlanW]

I love Ross' existential rants.

[@lilwyvern4]

The last few seconds are actually hidden camera footage of Nintendo's feelings for Samus's 30th.

[@lambdamerc110]

I think the game that changed my life the most was the original Quake. I couldn't stop thinking about the fact that the game was one of the primary roots of all FPS, which is my favorite genre. I could only play for 14 minutes before having a mini existential crisis.

[@noukami22]

8:42 Blighttown?

uuu i got the reference 😝

[@DolanDuking]

Spiderbot!

[@metalslimehunt]

Do you ever think that maybe deep down we claim to love and hate one another just in order to try and stave off the overwhelming suspicion that it's all just regret? Spiderbot!

[@Gigas0101]

You have no idea how amazingly hype I am, and how much I love this video as well. I played some games that shaped my views of the future and filled me with some existential fear I couldn't understand as a child, though I can't remember them for the life of me.

[@adenowirus]

It's a good thing that my first game was Scorched Earth. No existential fear in there, just endless, meaningless conflict over money to buy more effective means of killing.

[@allocater2]

Police Quest gave me an experience like this. I tried it a few times and could never figure out what it is or what to do. Just driving in that grid endlessly...

[@sanseb5196]

Spider bot seems like it could be a movie with some real heart wrenching glimpses of humanity in an intelligent animate object. I want one now.

[@Irondrone4]

S P I D E R B O T P I D E R B O T

[@MrChroot]

isn't funny anymore. Wasn't funny back then, even.

[@CertifiedGhoul]

+Ilia 007 salt

[@videogames4821]

it is a little old though

[@TheQuakeIV]

S P I D E R B O T P P I D E R B O T I I I D E R B O T D DDD E R B O T E E E E E R B O T R R R R RR B O T B B B B BB B O T O O O O OOOO T T T T T T T T T T

[@Irondrone4]

Ilia 007 You just need more S P I D E R B O T in your life.

[@salokin3087]

Damn it Ross, i wanted to go bed...

[@walt_man]

This and Metroid - cool! Both could exist in the same universe....

[@TheThingsShow]

I found your videos like yesterday and this is probs one of my faves cause "spiderbot!"

[@Nscaleguy1]

7:02-7:10 the way that Ross described the game reminds me of WALL-E, except the humans are actually on a space ship in space and the robot simply performs maintenance on earth's remaining infrastructure.

[@were-owlinwisconsin4441]

I've watched this video probably a few dozen times over the last six years, and only just now (January 2025) noticed Samus getting captured by the Spiderbot's net in the last five seconds.

[@MrStagknight]

I was going to go back to bed but rosses videos seems a lot more important than my mortal health.

[@Walczyk]

one of my favorite episodes

[@terrycoyle6864]

Don't do drugs kids. Spiderbot!

[@dreamspheree]

man i was so weirded out by obscure games in ibm wow as a kid, you took me way back in time

[@MinchPlayer]

Ross making a map out of the entire game isn't anything to be impressed because it's Ross, but it is still impressive because it is an entire map of the game. Still surprised that this game didn't get the spiderbot award

[@venu--sh6zz]

This is one reason why some stories are great! The mystery, the open questions. Like in Halo 1, the are covenants, great. And a giant ring. Why is it there? What's purpose? Or in SNK, why do the titans want the humans go extinct, what's behind the wall?

[@dennisweiss6621]

Fun fact, I am writing this before I actually saw the video: while watching a few of your vids my memories wandered back to this game and I tried to remember its name. I think I played it on the C64 as Arac or Aracattack or something

[@marcellosilva9286]

There's a weapon in Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando called Spiderbot Glove, it allows you to throw out these little robots that you can remote control from their perspective, and *every single time* I used it, in my mind I went _".........Spiderbot!"_

[@Shaymin00000]

That was really existential.

[@steveasat2]

I played it as "Arac" and honestly thought it wasn't even a game. I figured it was some kind of relaxation software. Pretty sure I never figured out how to jump, but I played the version that let you turn into the full Spiderbot, so I saw a bunch of rooms that reaffirmed my guess about its ludic status. Then later I played Ankh and Land Of Neverwhere and decided enigmatic games piss me off - an opinion that lasted until I found Alphaland (which is seemingly a little bit inspired by Spiderbot).

[@RayleEntair]

I feel bad for Spiderbot, I can relate. The last time I had that many aliens squirming inside me is when I was part of the Border Patrol. .. I MEAN.. UHM.. UH..

[@snowblind9551]

Some treasures are buried.

[@Bacony_Cakes]

Yeah, the X'glan Quarantine Zone is a pain.