RotMG - Yep, I Crashed

Here's a more chill commentary we recorded before Thanksgiving where we talk about candy, dental hygiene, the education system, the KZbin algorithm, and the inner workings of the human mind. Boy, I hope this is entertaining.

[@swordlock8322]

the candy land hunting grounds is like actual candy. it's good until you've had too much.

[@airpls2822]

arguable, you can never have enough candy. but you can easily get enough of clands

[@TheBoneFatherPlaysGames]

"Who's watching Rotmg videos at 5 AM?" Me: "Oh boy, 5 AM!!!"

[@marzbarz5293]

does 4:30 count?

[@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963]

@@marzbarz5293 Its about a 30 minute long video, so I'd say so.

[@sarbithinu]

15:28 To be fair, you have to have a pretty high attention span to be in the Candyland Hunting Grounds for more than 10 minutes. The loot drops are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp on risk versus reward, most of the dungeon's value will go over a typical player's head. There's also Kabam's capitalistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the ST set's characterization - their value draws heavily from EA loot box literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the attention span to truly appreciate the depths of this grind, to realize that it's not just boring - it says something deep about their lack of a LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Candyland Hunting Grounds truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the incredible disappointment in Deca's existential catchphrase "Loading...", which itself is a cryptic reference to their potato servers. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those insane dream knight ppes scratching their heads in confusion as Kabam's genius dungeon design unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, I DO have a Swoll Fairy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 star ranks of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[@RealSaiden]

Crystal The Blaziken this is pure gold.

[@RealSaiden]

It's exactly what I thought when he said that lol

[@sunsquid368]

What if I paid you like 8 life to see your tattoo

[@rixasum5821]

its a fucking joke

[@fives2037]

Is that the Rick and Morty copypasta with a rotmg twist?

[@kiyotsuna7657]

I have listened to like all of your commentary videos as if it was a podcast. Keep up all the good commentary videos!

[@calvinnguyen1097]

yeah the conversations are interesting

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Before going in to the video I see 'yup, I crash' 'quest for anything' and the description. Boy this is going to be a great *VIDEO*

[@tom0hawked187]

If I ever have children, I'll tell them that when they don't brush their teeth they'll be in intense pain rather than telling them their teeth will become yellow now.

[@258thHiGuy]

'Expect the unexpected' but also 'the simplest answer is most often the right one'

[@matuese1285]

I identify with yinyarn's whole school schpiel on a physical level

[@popoffrotmg981]

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[@opo4724]

oh hey im gonna finally work on my christmas list. never mind talwar uploaded a vid

[@RealMephres]

I like it how you made jokes about your teeths at the beggining

[@realIanIANian]

That conversation about water made me thirsty tbh

[@DemoniteBL]

Got 2 clands in the past few days and both times I crashed/disconnected. The first time it was almost directly after entering. lol Dungeons that take longer are literally unplayable for me.

[@koifist89]

My last time getting in a candy land was half a year ago ;_;

[@thediamondpigman0132]

Koi Fist same

[@mindbenderthenw5326]

This video made me thirsty for a glass of water.

[@MooseeMcMoose]

Very relatable episode 👌

[@sbutalla3614]

Jeez, this video is deep.

[@GrimReapah]

Hey talwar love the videos keep up the good work

[@kasper7574]

Trying to find a shiny eevee in SS full odds broke me...

[@xRedJacketManx]

HOLY VAPE BATMAN! Shiny Abra ... IMPOSSIBLE

[@GodSobu]

... they say you gotta face your fears.

[@isaak528]

You can jump in BoTW, and you can also climb, shield surf, and do cool backflip dodges.

[@Ghorda9]

The candy land is like limbo for the greedy.

[@narthaul3371]

Social studies includes sociology, psychology, economics, government, and history, middle school "social studies" courses cover a little bit of each of those fields, while pure history courses cover only history.

[@tommytommy961]

I was shiny hunting watching the vid

[@SoakieCat]

2:02 misses every quiver on the boss

[@pedoinspeedo5595]

one cavity but that's from my tooth resisting arrest

[@kyaleshackelford9886]

Do you plan on doing a Nest guide or have you already made one? I can't find one anywhere

[@EvilBraden]

Hey talwar what do you use to record/edit im thinking about getting into youtube/streaming

[@darientrinhxyz5279]

boxboy is back

[@pandapaints5774]

I shiny hunted like a week ago for a delibird and got it after like 10 "SOSes", don't know if i want to experience the pain of a normal chain though.

[@suchmuch2280]

Shiny hunting moltres chief

[@jeffsvilleusa]

lol Quest for Anything, thats rotmg in a nutshell

[@boomercooper1934]

Soft resetting for shinies take up too much time. If I do shiny hunting, I just usually breed for them

[@nashidixit5]

I haven't had soda in 7-8ish years so drinking only water is super normal to me

[@QuakeGamerROTMG]

19:38 "Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."

[@Hoffster_]

We had the demonetizing issues too. Every video for 2 weeks yellow triangle of no money.

[@m.greenfield6328]

bickuribox, how do you feel about the current state of the game? no, not realm. i mean yugioh.

[@sun332s7]

M. GREENFIELD it’s a good state better than fucking E dragon Format

[@ledgerschroeder]

Bring full power PePe bacc

[@charleso2607]

M. GREENFIELD. Unbalanced af

[@arhummiah5227]

Yugioh has just become a real life pay to win. Also links. Not cool.

[@xdrdogex4313]

the new link cards are kinda meh since now where you place your cards matter

[@obivee186]

the cland is my favorite dengon

[@brettmckenzie1614]

Shiny hunting Mudkip

[@Yibgur]

when sun and moon came out i spend 300 hours chaining shiny wild pokemon. in that time i got a shiny rockruff, fomantis, bounsweet, stufful, and eevee. that's it

[@harrydoxisthechubaca]

Crunch boyz stand up

[@kelvincha5492]

I've heard a rumor about only using skills while fighting Candyland bosses increases Wbag chance. Not sure tho if its true but it did let my friend bath in whites.

[@econ8822]

shiny hunting while watching this video

[@davidschmidtsoderback3855]

i sometimes hunt for shinies on my pearl game

[@davidschmidtsoderback3855]

though i have just caught one shiny using the radar

[@jeanpierrepolnareff2356]

20 9 and also games like romg are extreme mental chalanges

[@saucysquid842]

i lov the cronch

[@azura7702]

Hey Talwar, I got my white star Thursday night :)

[@lockedlov9937]

Hey guys let's all watch Haze' s videos 8 hours after it's posted so he can stay on youtube

[@cameronpon822]

ey yinyarn I actually kept on restarting and shiny hunting Yveltal and Xerneas, took 3 moths tho :(

[@Akatesinomura]

I guess it's a little late, but most legendary (and UBs for this case) are shiny locked, i.e. you can't get them shiny. Nintendo sure does love to do their Japan exclusive event giveaways. But I love shiny hunting in the S/M, the S.O.S. system made it a lot more doable.

[@aslightlydisappointingsala7469]

Like these more rapid uploads

[@shuffl]

u r good utube yay

[@XtraTrstrL]

3:18 That's exactly why I floss before I brush my teeth also. I have the same mentality. Why would you floss after, the floss cleans the harder to get to stuff out, then the toothbrush bristles can get in there. It doesn't make sense why you'd do it the other way around.

[@alred9699]

I’m shiny hunting

[@andriod8014]

Can you make a video about your controls? I’m well over interested!

[@fishfeet5954]

I am shiny hunting

[@itsLalm]

in terms of pc insults i like to use "french shower". translate shower into french and youll see what i mean.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I like when they do the dougens that has a ninja white bag yin gets it.

[@johngreen8678]

Shiny hunt is fun

[@declan4065]

I used to shiny hunt. But on the GTS. I have something like 56 shinies

[@ledgerschroeder]

I shiny hunt a lot. Full odds tho, no radar, no shiny charm. And always on gen 5 and 4

[@mrmcfee7769]

3:52 Even on Halloween??? Lmao

[@herby1585]

im shiny hunting

[@jonathanliang7681]

oh boy it is

[@henrik7206]

Mega Rototouille

[@snugs4547]

the first 3 minutes are just talking about brushing teeth and teeth problems XD

[@klaxxin]

i love shiny hunting it is so fun to do it and i have a full shiny team in gen 1,2,3,4,5,6 and 7 lol i am a huge pokemon fan boi

[@jabuboi]

I drink soda and dont brush my teeth and im okay.

[@momo55o71]

I have 48 shinies as of yesterday.

[@colinwillette5997]

I've shiny hunted Pokemon, I have 10. Lanturn, Wobbuffet, Spearow, Pikipek, Cutiefly, Gumshoos, Smeargle, Beldum, Yungoos, and Alolan Meowth.

[@Redest101]

i used to shiny hunt some in pokemon moon :3 all i ever got was a shiny smeargle tho x-x

[@pabloramos1022]

If only the drop rates were higher...

[@IEBlaze]

I always shiny hunt, i have all the shiny pokedex up to pokemon omega ruby and alpha sapphire, and ive almost got all the shinies from pokemon sun and moon, except the beasts. Havent got ultra sun or ultra moon yet, but im definetely guna get one for christmas, and by then hopefully ill have all the shinies from pokemon sun and moon to start my new shiny hunting. The only problem is paying for the pokebank as im broke lol

[@waifulifu4131]

I shiny hunt. I got all of the eeveelutions so my life is complete

[@kfc1937]

Should have put a clock to show us how long you were in there

[@beesknees2446]

no juice? im ashamed

[@xiveltal]

I've been shiny hunting a charmander in pokemon fire red for the past 5 months.

[@ronanliesenborghs9793]

lt Talwat *wink* *wink* ur vids are great

[@elbendero6369]

i have the same thing with braking stuff but i dont fear death and i am Finnish so i think my fate is grimm

[@lunaseur327]

He fucking quoted JonTron. yes

[@isaac-ze1ny]

I drink soda every day, ( also lots of water ) and eat junk food with it, and my teeth are fine... I brush my teeth though, so....

[@RealMephres]

I lost my old account (25 stars),made a new one and got my sick stuff back by my own and got called as an hacker as I got multiple whites with 6 stars,now 7 stars.

[@AstridNews]

To answer YinYarn's shiny hunting question, in Ultra Moon I tried to get a shiny Zekrom, I'm never shiny hunting again

[@imonlyallowed3namechangess129]

Oi in my place its 3am. I just woke up...

[@ericyoon822]

I'm shiny hunting for a poplio

[@hehexd4813]

9:12 for me i have two subjects, history and social studies

[@BGu3rBR]

That already happened with me but with a PIXIE :(

[@justinmanzo3945]

the longest I have spent in a cland is 8 hours I got my self to 6/8 and I got 1 life and 2 ccs

[@proactiongamer7692]

I got a shiny tyranitar yesterday

[@georgesimmons2517]

Lol I got Cc and st armor in the same bag last week on he first Swoll Fairy I killed 😆😆😆

[@lukaerd6258]

can someone put a beat everytime Yin talks? ples

[@lakai847]

lol I got a pixie yesterday

[@notBrie]

My longest cland was about 3 hr.

[@Biporian]

bEEp bOOp 🅱In yARn

[@beayceebeats8840]

Yes finally

[@madmegamick8721]

To Answer YinYarns question i shiny hunt alot

[@LILSRK]

The max timr iv been was 1hour 20minutes it was me and my guild member i got a pixie and the circle item i cant remember the names rn

[@yeoldtoasty8984]

I love water too, i dont like sodas, they mostly taste like chemicals and shit and i barely drink juice, the last time i drank juice it was 2 years ago when it was all i had because i wasnt home and i had no money.

[@bobjones9078]

shiny hunted platinum, and got shiny girantina and garchomp