HoneyDew Podcast #83 | Joey Diaz

[@rsickler]

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[@Meestaseesta]

This episode is the first time I've laughed since getting Covid 2 weeks ago. Thanks Ryan.

[@georger5558]

Hey Ryan, why do you want people to NOT find the rest of the Joey D series? It took me MONTHS before I realized this was part 6 and how to find the rest after part 5. What's going on broski? Love ya!

[@jeffmolina8607]

Episode 6 and it’s still in the 80’s. Incredible

[@ebonygarcia3699]

Fucking tremendous

[@musicman1977]

80s is best

[@brentulstad3275]

Tremendous!

[@sonnytew6466]

Uncle Joey taking us deep into merky waters

[@misterwallace3479]

Joey and I are the same age, and we have the same memory. It's almost unexplainable how some people can dial in on certain months and years. His mothers death triggered his, in my opinion. My parents divorce triggered mine. It is what it is.

[@TomLisankie]

45:38 "June 29th. It was a Friday." Just looked up the calendar from 1984 and, I'll be damned, June 29th was a Friday. This guy's memory for dates is just flawless

[@rolandu.1167]

No kidding, he needs to make a movie of his life

[@nolandderlugner1351]

@@rolandu.1167 make it 6, and itl be the 80's

[@TheMarkyMarkos]

Ask him what he had for lunch, you'll throw him off.

[@plasma9839]

@@TheMarkyMarkos lol

[@robholsapple9619]

@@TheMarkyMarkos d b eeeeeeurr RBW by ebb my da t rr r Cr N re dddadr fr xxbt

[@kevinl3254]

I love that the honey dew hasn’t missed a beat since Sickler went and did his own thing

[@DNYGdj]

Tommy bunz taught him well

[@ogbbq2261]

DNYG you know Tom loves him he’s probably still watches the podcast now with tears in his eyes like a proud football coach

[@howardlloyd9183]

Yep DJ dad did it again!!

[@P.dripps92]

Part of growing up lol

[@cornelius2713]

Yeah if you listen and don't watch, you'd never known the difference. Even Coco's levels sound more consistent in this ep.

[@WalkingMirror]

"We smoked so many bazookas that the bong collapsed like tower number two".

[@Colemanian91]

Tremendous!😂

[@mattfilippelli]

I was already destroyed and that line fucking devastated me.

[@jaygq1543]

That line killed me!!

[@830audio6]

Where's it at?

[@chrisguzman7926]

@@830audio6 @2:07:20

[@VWnerds]

This podcast is already 10/10 but seeing joey wearing that face shield made me fall out of my chair!

[@seanob9245]

Less than 4 minutes in joey goes "what the fuck is wrong with me?" Hahahaha

[@youdropwemop8854]

The man is solid gold. 👌 Comedy gold without even trying. But also a precious motherfucker of a human being. 👑

[@wuiblidluub]

I couldn’t click fast enough when i saw uncle joey in the thumbnail

[@GamingwithSteeeve]

Same here haha

[@ashmurphy3003]

Everytime!!

[@mattbrown9141]

Same! Love Uncle Joey!

[@extractorfan3774]

Whos this Ryan Sickler guy? i'm here for the fuckin soldier

[@cookiemason7546]

Did you watched the previous 3 episodes??

[@sethfinnen5607]

Are we gonna a talk about how good Ryan looks. He’s lost weight. His face is thin the hair looking good I mean sickler is the guy now

[@JoeSmith-lr3fo]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!! No jk he is working hard.

[@dylbowaggins4160]

He seemed to get tired or something about halfway through, or maybe he needed to shit or something

[@Murdock92188]

Found @therealryansickler

[@ultranitro437]

"She could stop Bird Shit in Mid-air." - Joey Diaz

[@emanmonroe5354]

😂

[@skylarmany2648]

I about fell over 😂

[@rsickler]

0:00 Getting into it 1:55 Shout out to Jimmy's Seafood 3:25 January 1985 - Detox 8:19 Love my marijuana 10:33 Working the liquor store 13:50 Joey moves to Jersey 16:11 Robbing a bookie's car 17:26 Getting ratted out 20:35 Arrested Chinese takeout 22:58 Night court 24:17 Bailed out by George 27:25 Joey moves in with George 31:20 Gas pumping crime spree 42:45 High level counterfeiting 48:00 Flying for free 50:58 On the run to Colorado 1:00:58 Boulder apartment roomates 1:05:52 Bored in Boulder 1:09:29 Working at Foot Locker 1:22:34 San Francisco! 1:24:34 Cuban corner operations 1:28:04 Topless coffee shop 1:28:31 Wasn't always a criminal 1:29:40 Bartending school is for losers 1:35:14 No offense to the LGBT community 1:38:20 Room 131 1:43:42 Shitting where I sleep 1:46:49 Getting greedy again 1:49:24 Living at an airport 1:51:21 Back to Boulder 1:53:53 Snorting on Saturdays 1:56:37 Building business up 2:03:48 Won't stop snorting 2:12:09 Perfect scam 2:16:50 End of 1986 2:17:14 Few more stories 2:22:01 Joey's new Patreon project

[@victoralley708]

So we've covered 3 years in 4 episodes? That's awesome.

[@migrantson]

Just looking this over before watching - we get thru ONE year lolololol

[@shitpostcosplay7965]

Wow this is awesomely hard work, Sir.

[@dbrano74]

If this isn’t dedication I don’t know what is...

[@johnperkins443]

You the fuckin man even more now for this comment thank you

[@DQTHECHEF]

Uncle Joey is the best story teller alive by far.

[@GrooveSchoolRecs]

The attention to detail 🔥🤯

[@musicman1977]

One thing missing, the camera crew laughing behind the scene lol.

[@keithymg]

Now that hes on his own nadav n enny ain't there. Just him

[@musicman1977]

muck boyz bummer, still a great podcast though

[@danwurth5272]

Yeah I really miss the sound of a drowning pig.

[@alexstine1377]

It's quite an underrated part of studio jeans love nadavs laugh

[@Prometheushighaf]

I don't like it

[@greyforge27]

now I know how people in the 19th century felt when Charles Dickens novels were released chapter-by-chapter

[@ceemolecule]

"There's no life guards at these hotels ..you drown. You shoot heroin. They put you in the pool... Nobody knows nothing "

[@Smokeyxz]

Uncle Joey is the best. I hope to meet him one day. Definitely more than anyone else!

[@tylerthompson1842]

Netflix needs to make a series out of Joey’s life cause this shit is riveting

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

70 % bullshit and a few funny stories... relax kid.

[@slicedbread5692]

@@x...CrankyOldMan...x how is that any different from every other tv show? Doesnt mean it isnt interesting

[@rolozano2200]

MY NAME IS COCO...THE THIEF.

[@tigerdragonmartialarts4032]

X CrankyOldMan wrong

[@warrencbell3560]

Netflix would mess it up. This is better

[@kimjunghoon02]

Uncle Joey is a National Treasure. Instant watch every single time

[@portlandsamber]

"Coco"- A Podumentary by Ryan Sickler

[@maximilianoheredia6926]

Get the christ killa on here. We need to know the legend of the flying jew

[@jartfarkle]

GREAT IDEA!!!!

[@ghostface4250]

That's a single episode series

[@MikeSmith12345]

The whole podcast would be a giggle fest

[@willycolton]

Especially now with several of those podcasters being likely to leave LA soon. Not just JRE & the Church it’s beginning to look like. As of last night lee’s Instagram post said everything hadn’t been decided yet in terms of where they’ll be or whether Lee will still run and produce the Church...

[@DNYGdj]

Ryan's little ego won't allow that.

[@basestolen6109]

Hes done so many joey episodes he stop numbering them 😂

[@craigwilson9733]

i think its no5 😂😂

[@josephhumphris3187]

Part 6 and about time. 😁

[@hunterthompson6295]

Yea its part 6. The part 5 video joey is wearing a white mask in the thumbnail. Posted 2 months ago

[@itsRecreational]

I’ve been in a binge with the uncle Joey episodes on this podcast. Came at the perfect time 👌

[@lacefacethegreat]

Me too!! I had some dental work done last week and the Honeydew specifically with Uncle Joey were the episodes I listened to. They're the BEST!

[@itsRecreational]

Lacy Jennings definitely are the best. Highly entertaining and just listening to his stories corrupt me more than I already am!

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Same

[@seandugan4184]

I opened up KZbin, saw this at the top of my page and literally yelled “YES YES YES YES” probably 15 times. THE SAGA CONTINUES!

[@howardlloyd9183]

Gotta get on that 2 bears 1Sapp coming soon!

[@JO-tx7vv]

Same thing happened to me!!!

[@potatoejones]

Yeah that 2 Brett's 1 Sapp

[@Oldmaninthestream]

I will now only refer to psychedelic mushrooms as "cybersill'n".

[@nickg8272]

Sickler is the most cultured American I've seen since Joey Diaz

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Alot Americans have alot of culture. Bc there's other countries where people only know their own country's culture

[@nickg8272]

@@thismothafuckasaid7304 true dat

[@drandl877]

Theo Von

[@RabbyRabbithole]

We need a new live action super mario movie with joey as mario

[@arthurd6495]

"it was on some greek guy's hand already" :D

[@nickg9170]

That killed me. Such a perfect example.

[@Smokeyxz]

Fucking flawless man.. uncle Joey is forever my favorite. I hope I get to meet him one day.

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

It's part 6! I just rewatched all the Joey Diaz Dews, perfect timing.

[@todd.howard]

right? when part 5 came out, i had just finished the first 4. it's like Ryan knows lmao

[@itsRecreational]

Same here. KZbin suggestions actually worked out in my favor for once

[@Prod_D]

It’s it’s so funny they have like 10 hours of stories and they’ve only gotten to when he’s like 24 LOL

[@kathrynvillapudua5895]

Same here has he been 22 for 4 episodes

[@conejosshop443]

I love how uncle Joey tries to get the date down to the month correctly like we would know he's lying. TREMENDOUS

[@kylegoebel6306]

Am I the only one who misses when he says “Ryan Sickler Doing It At YourMomsHouse in studio Jeans “ damn

[@holzbock6663]

our boy is spreading his wings

[@emperoraurelian9922]

Joey Diaz life story never fails to be wild AF!

[@MiSambra]

Ages from now, the epic stories of Uncle Joey will still be known the world over, much like Homer's Illiad.

[@Labran861262]

This is a rare podcast that could hold my attention for 3+ hours if needed. Love the work Ryan, big fan of the church Joey, much love for these two legends.

[@stevenmartimucci1800]

I love when Diaz says "OMG". He gets all frilly with his voice.

[@plasma9839]

Lol it’s the best

[@joboee]

GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY! This just made my Tuesday!

[@alexcrichton238]

You have to put joey's episodes in a play list or something on your page

[@bmoto0044]

My all time favorite guest by a mile. I could listen to him for 24 hours straight

[@trevor-vh3cr]

Seeing this pop up in my feed made my day love anything with Joey in it

[@TougeTouring]

OMFG got Tears in my Eyes, *FINALLYYYY* That Video was overdue for so long

[@GrungeJo3]

Why does uncle Joey not have a movie on his life

[@STREY34]

The combination of Joey's whispery voice and the other guy's hysterical laughter blew my ears out.

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

if not 1of the most annoying laughs ever... its hard to listen too..

[@nelsonumama3632]

The laugh was real bad.. thank goodness joey was making me laugh

[@bakermcq]

This is the most hilarious podcast I've ever listened to😂 I've listened to hundreds of Joey Diaz podcasts and he still has so many stories I've never heard, I love this guy

[@mattfilippelli]

Does it take anyone else multiple days to finish Diaz episodes due to how overwhelmingly funny they are? Jesus, what the hell are the 90’s gonna be like for this legend?

[@lillbunnyhop]

Jesus Christ that story about the Colombian money and saluting the flag and hi-fiving Lou TOOK ME OUT DAWG. one of the funniest stories ever told. TREMENDOUS.

[@_m_m4]

The coco episodes of honeydew are by FAR the most captivating, enthralling podcast episodes of all the comedy podcasts 👍

[@lillbunnyhop]

That room 131 story is some of the greatest story telling ever, that shit is hilarious

[@cookiemason7546]

Joey Diaz should go total GoodFellas and run a "Do you think I'm funny"?, " Am I here to amuse you, and am I the clown"? Ryan would have a Harry.

[@krizo3]

🤣 That would be hilarious.

[@tom23j]

Henry*

[@Shimmantha]

Ryan Sickler’s laugh is tremendous

[@gmanjames1465]

This series with Joey deserves a Pulitzer Prize

[@anothermike4825]

We need a movie that is just a series of Uncle Joey stories. Tales of a Scam Artist.

[@colbalt4829]

Call it Jersey Devil

[@swoosh6085]

Somebody animated some of Theo Von's childhood stories and it brings them to life on another level Coco's life story animated, chopped and screwed is where it's at. Wash your 🐒!

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Nice

[@andresfernandez4634]

And the movie must have the same style of the movie "8 Mile" but instead of rap, comedy, and the movie should be called "148th street"

[@BobbyGeneric145]

It'd be great as an animated video to his narration.

[@JMoDUB]

2 hours 25 min 28 seconds of pure Coco straight in my ears. #Fiending

[@lizl2432]

How in the world is Joeys memory so impeccable ? I guess having such a crazy life you never forget the days. Also in those days there were no digital things so you needed to know the date and time and peoples phone numbers by heart. I can listen to his story all day everyday. He needs a documentary team to sit down with him or a film crew to recreate his life.

[@robinbuglio1718]

I physically gasped when i saw this! Night pants Nation rocks! Get those pants merchandise! Love Uncle Joey and Ryan's energy. Man, this is tremendous! 💞

[@benedictsycamore809]

watching the visor moving up and down joey's face as it catches on his mic delivered me to untold heights of pleasure

[@JTD2001]

I have acquired ryan’s laugh in real life just from listening to it😂

[@davidec.4021]

I’ve acquired the fucking SKKKK SKKKK laugh Uncle Joey does from time to time i always feel like a mook but i can’t control it ffs

[@youdropwemop8854]

Funny you should say that as im realizing I've acquired Joey's cocaine habit just from listening to him talk about it.

[@randymorelify]

These stories get me through work and my hard days. God bless you gentlemen.

[@nxgsit150]

I was waiting for this joey mentioned doing the podcast last Monday on his latest podcast

[@simpleedge]

Sickler!!! I LOVE that you’ve put time stamps for all of Joey’s stories. This is so great. Thank you! 🤗

[@leightonfuentes7073]

Literally just finished part 5 yesterday.. Tremendous!!

[@fontcaicoya5686]

Ryan, you're looking healthy and happy man. Cheers. This podcast is a sparkling fire in a sea of shit.

[@TheJohnnyrey]

Hi Ryan, i just want to give you a big compliment, i follow Joey a lot and love his amazing story's , and you are the ONLY one that let him talk without stupid interuptions. TOP MAN .

[@Drew__Films]

Joey makes me so proud to be from North Bergen!

[@redraiderreloading7612]

I don't know how Joey remembers all of this shit!. I love Joey, such s great story teller and what s life he lead back then...

[@marcuslemasters3709]

"I can't imagine you had too many good references".... LMAO

[@williamrobinson9895]

I love Joey and Ryans chemistry so much I think Ive listened to this at least 3 times now.

[@DNYGdj]

Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody's daughter: 2:02:24

[@A_PUG_WITH_THUMBS]

Bro 😂

[@B0l0joe]

Listened to that story about the Columbian money several times and it still gives me a laugh.

[@justjo510]

Stop bird shit in mid air? Lmfao only uncle joey could say some wild ass sh!t like that im ded! 😹😹

[@-k-b-]

I don't know any comedian/actor with a more interesting (and at times harrowing) life story than CoCo, all love! Love everything you do Sickle Cell

[@michaels3757]

So crazy, my friend lived at 1012 14th st in boulder too haha, I remember hearing Joey talk Long ago about filling the walls of that house with coke bags and even a gun - I wish I had known I was on holy ground back then

[@jeffbettencourt6263]

Sickler is brilliant for tapping into this(a timeline of joeys life). And to take the time and effort to do it he’s just as big a fan as Uncle Joey as we all are. The man is one a kin

[@alopes1764]

Fantastic duo! I only miss the camera crew laughing their ass off

[@kusc717]

I'm so happy he mentioned Smuggler's Blues. Favorite episode of any tv show ever.

[@misterwallace3479]

Ever noticed that when Joey is telling a story it's, " it's 7 o'clock, it's 6 o'clock, the guy was 26, he had to have been 28" and so on. It's tremendous.

[@robkeelohtx]

Lunch break with Joey Diaz and the Honeydew!! Today gonna be a good day

[@Mixedserpintine]

There’s a point in listening to Joey diaz where I have to remind myself to listen to him.

[@brandondevaughn5974]

Joey and Ryan together is epic! The story telling of Joey Diaz is unparallel. What a life he's lived already. Keep it up fellas

[@kamalindsey]

When he throws off the visor 😂😂 Maybe install a glass pane in between the guests? Like at grocery stores? Just a suggestion. Would feel like talking to someone in prison, though 🤣

[@RickardApps]

I did not realize he was talking about such a short time in his life until the end. Great storyteller. Thanks for the amazing podcast Ryan and Joey

[@jessebowles5632]

It takes Joey 2 and a half hours to tell you about his whole year of 1985... gotta love it man. Joey's got the best stories

[@Brian12991]

I feel like I just watched a Joey Diaz short film or something

[@jacobhopkins6161]

2 of the greatest guys from 2 different lifestyles. It's like watching the good angel talk to the bad angel on my shoulders.

[@wolfman8449]

Christmas in July Episode. Thank you!

[@chasenapier9961]

MAD RESPECT to my two favorite uncles!!!!

[@alexleo1991]

Amazon/Netflix sleeping on The Coco Diaz Story....he already has 10 seasons written/on tape .

[@notmychairnotmyprblm]

Sleeping? More like they’re in a damn coma. If they read the captions and typed it up.. bam script written. Add some cameras and some actors.

[@cameronthebobameron1930]

Just last week I was thinking how I’d love to just listen to coco’s stories for hours and here we are. So stoked!

[@ronniejones9631]

Laughter is some good medicine .... I had food posinging or some shit so I'm feeling weak , little dehydrated. This podcast has me feeling alive.... Burning a little Doobie. Sweeet

[@coltonmetzinger5536]

This entire story is gold. Thank you so much for sharing these moments.

[@TheKingOfBeans]

TREMENDOUS

[@FGTRTD24]

This and YMH as a whole are the only things that have truly gotten me through 2020. Thank you Ryan, this year has sucked in different ways other than Covid and you guys have helped me through with laughter.

[@jackof1trade]

joey's patreon is a dollar. I'm signing up first thing next month you'd be crazy not to #Church

[@imaTUB]

"Collapsed like tower numba two" that had me rolling haha

[@AB-gz9yb]

Mr sickler looks tremendous

[@currenlopez1978]

Thank you so much Ryan Sickler for this episode!! Love you & Joey

[@PEST__]

Guys have to fix the audio..the old studio sound was good

[@Bleda412]

It's made worse by Joey's mask wearing. It's so awful.

[@jibba1681]

Those chapters telling you what Joey’s talking about at the bottom are so helpful Ryan. Innovation at its peak!

[@docvanilla2004]

If y’all haven’t listened to the first few parts of what’s turned into a long series of Joey’s life story, go back and listen to them all first You won’t regret it

[@ethandull3116]

These Joey Diaz episodes are the reason I get out of bed every morning

[@thealmostintuitivepodcast9155]

Let's not deny this. We clicked for Uncle Joey.

[@travismiller7596]

We are all here for Uncle Joey’s therapy

[@randallsmith8183]

This Joey Diaz series is the documentary we all needed. Kudos.

[@wellthatssomethingpodcast1797]

There is a lot more echo with Ryan’s mic than there is with Joey’s

[@connorkokora3014]

Ryan's voice is by far the most voluminous of the two.

[@Sven3ST]

Please please please keep making these. I have heard Joeys ridiculous stories before but having it all in the right order. It's a blast.

[@afor3353]

Yo sickler. This audio is trash. Amazing podcast I watch every one. But for some reason the sound is off. Lots of echo

[@Keeronin]

It’s because Joey had PPE on

[@CJJC42]

It’s cause of joeys mask haha

[@shadowspectrum]

It looks like there's no sound treatment in the room. Too many reflections off the walls, they need to be deadened a little bit.