Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 494 w/ Joey "Coco" Diaz

[@jm95gpx]

Uncle Joey letting himself in to the studio is the most proper entrance for a man like him

[@Whudup100]

Jimmy Monge hahaha str8 up man joey is GOAT🐐 ....honestly i was thinking the same thing ....great comment

[@EternalResonance]

this episode is definitely on the top list.

[@the_cheap_ones]

Im still shocked and curious why Joey Diaz did This is not happening with Roy Wood Jr....thats Aris show

[@AkaFigga]

@@the_cheap_ones I'm pretty sure Ari still gets a check from that show. Plus its good promo for Joey cuz he brings in the views

[@lobsterbushbroo]

Like a docta!

[@NizzleSizzle]

They should make a Netflix series about Joey's life. With him narrating it and telling stories.

[@NDNstrength]

Or one about just his time in Colorado

[@TimeSensitive]

Kinda like everybody hates Chris? That'd be pretty funny

[@mloyd64]

Everyone hates Coco

[@cityofvandals2019]

Please

[@chriseversole3529]

Like f is for family except it’s joeys childhood not bills lol

[@sethmonroe9603]

Tom dying of laughter while Christina is disgusted is what made this podcast hilarious

[@Hunterbidensdabpen]

N she’s tryna change the subject and Tom keeps asking questions

[@dcempire101]

Because they are normal civilians they not savages like Joey

[@VeritasRedacted]

Once Joey drops his voice to an almost whisper, it's all over

[@oliverroyal9636]

Let me tell ya something dawg

[@isaacelias4239]

@@oliverroyal9636 Joe Rogan I gotta tell ya...

[@Bloo_Bear]

That's how you know to keep ya fingers over the volume button cause that whisper boils to a Roar when he reaches his point 😂🤌🏽 Tremendous

[@shaw2390]

He going deep in the murky depths

[@tom_mac]

@@Bloo_Bear legit can't ever listen to a Joey podcast without a heavy compressor dsp on. It's ridiculous. Only guy in the biz with cinema level dynamics to his voice.

[@rosspalumbo]

He may actually be the funniest person alive.

[@CashensPowerwashing]

legit agree.

[@warrenshea917]

Ross Palumbo a living legend, Suka la mink!!

[@Moneyman-33]

Not on stage. But as a story teller in settings like this he’s hilarious as fuck. His stage comedy is too much vulgar nasty ass shit. Can’t handle comedy like that.

[@JasonStorm419]

@@Moneyman-33 It's time to change your tampon, lol.

[@jakeybball]

Feet Inspector it’s like Theo Von in that sense. I think Theo in podcasts is absolutely hysterical when he tells stories but his stand up just is not very funny.

[@Tsureiki]

Holy shit, Joey is a goddamn monster. This is one of the best YMH podcasts so far.

[@AegirAexx]

Fucking tremendous !! Motherfucking CoCo got me working on my freezes and shit...

[@jag6262]

He's a god damn Unesco treasure of humanity

[@NIMMHATVRapBeats]

Joey makes you realize how civilized and normal Tom is.

[@carloscjr23]

Despite how much of a sociopath Tom really is.

[@shmack916]

I think he just says what Tom thinks with no worries lmao

[@bluegold5186]

@@shmack916 not really he's talking about his experience which is completely different to toms

[@shmack916]

@BlueGold I ment in terms of what words are considered "p.c.". Tom avoids using certain words that he probably wants to use while Joey has zero filter. Words retard and fag for example.

[@phuckyoutube5927]

You mean how good he us at blending with the crowd

[@leanacecelia9201]

This is probably the best YMH episode to date. You dont even have to host when Joey comes on. Just sit back & listen.

[@00ABBITT00]

U fine

[@00ABBITT00]

@Grim Reaper 666 jokes on you, she DMed me and now we’re married

[@AstrixCloud]

Had me dying of laughter

[@jeffmuicela9928]

the one with andrew tate is hilarious as well

[@Kiluei]

That final sex story had me choking of laughter.

[@SuperBlazain]

Kiei Luahi he’s the fucking greatest 😂😂😂

[@RandyLutcavich]

2:06:57

[@Sneak248]

Funniest man alive

[@chipwilliams5854]

it was a lie, joey diaz said it

[@ampuhaukka113]

@@chipwilliams5854 you have been sitting at the beach again?

[@zachlock4456]

I don't know what's funnier, listening to Joey or watching Tom hyperventilate laughing at him.

[@mypawsoflove]

Only Diaz can do that to Tommy Bunz and Rogan, I absolutely love watching these two fall apart with laughter- Simply magical!!!!

[@evanabbott2737]

It’s contagious!😁

[@iRey360]

The last few minutes of this podcast are probably the best thing on the internet to date

[@johnflaherty810]

I’ve listened over 10 times. I should count the punchlines in between the story. There’s so many.

[@tones9_6]

Honestly my favorite thing is seeing Christine's reactions. I honestly felt like it could've been longer but she could only take small doses of joey

[@tedcrilly46]

Joey needs his mic turned up. Everywhere.

[@jacoboreyes5340]

omg that was graphic lol too funny

[@darrylwayne1292]

I watch this every few months. Joey diaz is fucking awesome

[@Greasysweet6]

1:36:28 Joey Diaz: “Good” the way he said that so bluntly just killed me 💀

[@reifuyuki644]

😂

[@blakedagesse7276]

Bro im dead!😂

[@DevinRay88]

That shit was fucking perfect!! 😂 goddamn his timing is impeccable

[@vikinghammer87]

I fuckin lost it! hahahahahahahah

[@InsomniacRocker]

This is the only podcast from anyone that I've ever watched like 3 or 4 times. Joey Diaz is the king!

[@toxicpunkette]

Charles Lizana watch joe Rogan podcast ,Joey is on there all the time.they have like awesome chemistry I laugh so hard at work they think I’m crazy lol

[@ryadh456]

cool.

[@lean.2366]

Jesus lookin ass nigga

[@isaiahminott]

Listen to Joey's podcast church of what's happening

[@imdabeast100]

I’ve watched this one at least 2 times maybe more and this is at least the third. By far one of the funniest podcasts with coco in it

[@BNutsTV]

Christina’s face during joeys last story was priceless.

[@IntelligentDiscussion]

Dat face of memories, hottest Christina moment of 2019 lol

[@chipwilliams5854]

Christina's face in general is priceless.. I dunno how she went from being a 7/10 on Road Rules to being the stroke-faced BORE that she is now, talking about browns and farts like its something hilarious.. Fuck this dumb bitch, and fuck this shitty podcast.

[@mnb9162]

Joey doesn't even break stride to maybe hold back for Christina. Gives her all the little details.

[@mnb9162]

@@jacobcaldridge99 What would the world do without you.

[@Lorendrawn]

It's in the dictionary under "regret."

[@igorkizejev4967]

The last 10 minutes broke Christina lmfao

[@evanabbott2737]

I’m glad she didn’t put a stop to it, like she does when something really funny is happening.

[@MegaSnowman888]

Christine*

[@michaelflood2622]

@@chipwilliams5854 no he can't

[@Dogbutt47]

@@chipwilliams5854 shut yo fatass up

[@gstrdms]

She's a typical "radio hole". "OH YOU GUYSS. THAT'S NASTY! EWWWWW! OKKKKKKK" Somebody turn this bitch's mic down.

[@yaomingschin]

2 years later this is still and will probably always be the funniest 2 hours of podcasting of all time. i rewatch every 3-6 months.

[@the.kobester]

"i got a job in the halfway house detailing cars, but i really wasn't detailing cars, i was selling blow"

[@BurnoutBushido]

GOAT

[@DannyOD933]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@chipwilliams5854]

another famous lie Diaz tells

[@Tungskii]

@@chipwilliams5854 nice bait bitch

[@SamuraiCypher]

Chip Williams original

[@justindurham7017]

I love y’all. CP looked hella uncomfortable at the end during Uncle Joey’s story. That was seriously one of the funniest rants has ever done. New Classic!

[@WeAreTeamNovus]

'Who's going to be his vice president? A guy with a hat with a propellor on it' im fkd up hahahaha

[@mcdavebob1775]

"Look at him...hoaha"

[@Chris-hw4mq]

They need 2 mics for Joey so we can hear him better or teach him how to speak in the mic

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahahaha

[@denisgonzalez8350]

Kees Drol he’s such a savage

[@kradcliffe7]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@cognitivedisruption5375]

I love how Joey just speaks his mind and doesn’t give two fucks. We need more of him ❤️

[@ThePS3Beast109]

Damn that bit about cruises and viruses has some foresight

[@GAZAMAN93X]

Part?

[@will_miller16]

Jill's Sandwiches about 50 mins in

[@shannon7276]

@@GAZAMAN93X 54:03

[@dj1725ify]

truth

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

I'm paranoid I have the Rona right now and honestly I couldn't stand listening to this because of how audibly fucked up Joey's lungs are. It's giving me a panic attack.

[@timbodragon9379]

Whole episode was hilarious but that last 5 mins with the chick with the one leg broke me 😂😂😂

[@AdrianG96247]

Timbo Dragon lol

[@nicholasmolinaro9141]

I laughed so hard the neighbors pounded on the wall 😂😂, look up Joey’s Lucy Snorebush story it’s just as funny 😂

[@jesseburnett9862]

I almost had an accident from laughing

[@SpaceCatKungFu]

Literally tears rolling down my face I laughed so hard...hardcore fun

[@7coreSkegness]

Yeah I felt like I was 14 and at my uncles again. I blacked out and just let it happen

[@MrMadalien]

Man this was quite possibly the most un-PC podcast so far, loved it so much!

[@hayleylauren5340]

true. It's so refreshing

[@DLoc-tu2yq]

Uncle Joey doesnt give a FUCK ITS TREMENDOUS

[@brtecson]

you want an omelet you gotta break a few eggs first LOL

[@jdtr3759]

Have you heard of dvdasa?

[@dustinsmith4068]

Tomato Lemon personally, I was pretty offended, you fuckin’ chin-chin.

[@louismarino8083]

I have had this podcast saved for a long time. Whenever i get low. Whenever i feel like im losing it. I sit down and i listen to this. And i get up. Joey makes me grateful to be alive. Reminds me of the beauty of life. Thank you joey. Fuckin thank you.

[@MarinoRacing]

We have the same last name

[@amirhb7531]

Listen to new podcast joey did with flagrant its tremendous

[@shinigamitkd]

You can tell Tom really enjoys Joey's presence. The whole 2 hours Tom laughed his ass off. Which was awesome to see lmfao

[@trst361]

Tom is the perfect person to have on a podcast with Joey Diaz as a listener. Because he laughs when you laugh. Edit: redundant wording

[@Thrujenniseye]

Any podcast with Joey has me dying lmao love the no filter

[@Charlie-mm4wc]

Jennifer Rosado same!

[@justinbertaud6015]

He's what made me listen and even watch podcasts . Started with rogans podcast then I just need more

[@Prod_D]

Chip Williams shut the fuck up Chip. Ur names chip you already lost.

[@Serkong]

@@chipwilliams5854 he did go to prison

[@Jimmy_Watt]

@@chipwilliams5854 I think Joey has done a lot of shit, definitely seen a lot of shit, and has gotten over a lot of shit. He was on acid when he found his mom dead. I know it's something "he claimed," but I'm inclined to believe him.

[@johnmagee1054]

Tom's reaction to Christina's horror is sublime. They are made for each other

[@masterj9785]

Gave your comment a like even though your a chubs fan Go Cards!!!

[@chipwilliams5854]

dont worry, I downvoted it for him. Christina provunka and joey diaz are the most unfunny people on this planet. Fuck them. They suck.

[@chipwilliams5854]

@@masterj9785 downvoted your upvote for you, fuck joey diaz, fuck your gay sports team, and most importantly, fuck you.

[@masterj9785]

@@chipwilliams5854 sensing a lot of hate from this one

[@ampuhaukka113]

@@masterj9785 we should destroy Chip's social media. I happened to find his account :D

[@diditwitcher414]

This has to be the best endings on YMH ever. Joey diaz you tell epic stories.

[@Friendsshare]

I laughed so hard I cried

[@matthewgeissinger2856]

They have to have him back on. Come on.

[@BiH1207]

Joey knew he had Tom on the brink of death and ramped it up with the “its like your Uncle...” line to break him. His excitement when Tommy spit the water out said it all

[@DM-kn1rk]

I have been watching Joey Diaz consistently for the past 1-2 years and this is by far one of his funniest podcasts I’ve ever seen.

[@evanabbott2737]

He’s one of the funniest human beings on the planet right now👍

[@jordantheman25]

He only gets better , hes a force of nature for sure

[@colonelspicymustard]

Chip Williams if this isn’t a joke, why are you watching this ?

[@JohnDoe-kp6hf]

@@chipwilliams5854 youve lost your fuckin mind man.

[@CashensPowerwashing]

she gave me a little sukalamink 😂😂😂😂

[@Oklahoma_Rider]

Joey Diaz even in my darkest depression makes me laugh hysterically non stop. He is truly one of a kind. The ending was fucking priceless. I swear every time I hear him speak he tells a new story that becomes my new favorite.

[@younggordan8748]

Lake Brecheen keep on keeping on

[@lefrerehill2012]

Most of those stories are fabricated

[@kennypyne7821]

I have been legit depressed lately and Joey Diaz, especially this episode of YMH and JRE 1000, have really cheered me up. I cannot help but laugh and sometimes I’m crying laughing especially at the peg leg bit, holy shit

[@darrylwayne1292]

Hope ur doing good

[@kennypyne7821]

@@darrylwayne1292 i am doing much better thank you. was listening to the peg leg bit at work on my break yesterday and had to stifle my laughter

[@tonygraves3144]

Coco is a national treasure and should be treated accordingly.

[@thottydagod457]

When he was saying Christina's name....bro I couldn't fuckin breathe I love watching Tom laugh uncontrollably

[@josephvanwyk2088]

Joey is like a walking movie waiting to be made. Life experience overload.

[@sprycmg]

right? his life is so fucking nuts

[@BlazRa]

The amazing thing is he can remember so much of it considering all the drugs he's done

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@BlazRa drugs make the most memorable moments lol

[@usernamepassword9091]

@@BlazRa You needled dwugs! I'm telling your mommy that you injecteded some dwugs 😭😭😭💉💉💦

[@AlexH4774]

@@usernamepassword9091 Get a life.

[@LilNusse]

“A little sucka-lamink, walk back in and tell them about my mother how she beat me with a paper towel”😭😭😭😂😂😂 im can’t breathe 💀💀😂😂😂

[@TomBrady238]

Where is that in the video

[@deofallus3614]

​@@TomBrady238 37:30

[@emmah6454]

Christina was contemplating her life during Joey Diaz story

[@stephenasmith6625]

Contemplating Theo Von's Dark Arts too

[@CashensPowerwashing]

she was debating on if she wanted to do the ol sukalamink on my brotha joey 😂😂😂

[@Moneyman-33]

Alvin Walters Women can’t be comedians lol. They just aren’t funny.

[@evanabbott2737]

She wanted to put a stop to the fun soooo bad...😁

[@TalkingThrones]

This is the greatest ending to a podcast ever! What a great story, uncle Joey lmao! 2:09:45

[@estevanrockshard]

To see you listen to ymh makes me excited to follow your channel. You got good taste Jeans keep em high and tight. Btw love the new content.

[@jessebremner5209]

904 girls who went to Hollywood and left upset hit thumbs down to this vid🤣🤣🤣

[@jessebremner5209]

"Its like your 14 and your uncles molesting you"🤣🤣🤣 hahah fuck i died

[@eXolusiatious]

dude... i watched this podcast stoned and couldn't stop laughing so many times. this is one of the best podcasts i've ever listened to. pure gold.

[@edward2783]

Man, gods bless you! That was tremendous!

[@timothyhamby8874]

I thought Uncle Joey was gonna hospitalize Tom from laughter.

[@stevethomas74]

I nearly dialled 999 myself

[@FrostyJokerr]

Every time.

[@Moneyman-33]

Joey sounds like HE should be hospitalized when he laughs.

[@christycullen2355]

I'm snorting coke with three hands 🤣

[@Heelturnkayfabe]

"Im about to go to prison"

[@matthewgeissinger2856]

Joey is a national treasure. The coke stuff has me bursting out laughing 😆.

[@Avrielfer]

1:42:36 bro when he said his Vice President would be a guy with a hat that has propellers i shit my self laughing 😂

[@sandorclegane6844]

It’s fun to tell people about this, and they tell you that you’re fucked up for thinking it’s funny. Then you show them and they laugh.

[@jasminpilipovic4570]

😂 😂 😂

[@usernamepassword9091]

@@sandorclegane6844 Yeah that's always fun no matter the context

[@ext93]

I always thought those propeller hats were hilarious, and even more when Joey mentions them

[@Adeshgrg]

@@ext93 its worse when he mentions lee wearing a kippah with a propeller 🤣

[@Sychonut]

Joey is absolutely unbelievable the way he comes up with funniest shit right on the spot off his stream of consciousness. Madness.

[@96KawaiiChan]

Toms reactions everytime he calls Christina Christine is priceless 😂

[@nvm7438]

96KawaiiChan have they ever told him her name is Christina lol

[@96KawaiiChan]

@@nvm7438 Idk, but someone must have told him at SOME point what and who's show he's on like "wanna be a guest on Tom Segura and ChristinA Pazsitzkys podcast?"

[@uatafaka]

@@nvm7438 The only one who matters is Tom anyway

[@nvm7438]

96KawaiiChan she refers to her self as christine when talking to Joey....... soooooo I could see him being confused or also just doing it because he knows she knows and is tryna busy her balls

[@chriskinnard8408]

Christine is the worst. Not only does she look like a pig, she laughs like one too

[@allanguzman9828]

“I gotta tell you guys, I’m a criminal. I’ve never cheated on a test. Maybe once in the sixth grade.” 😂😂😂

[@tisrael70]

Greatest last 10 mins of a podcast ever

[@johndallas1399]

I agree

[@Sjoerd2212]

its around 7 am, just woke up and watched the last part... damn what a great way to start the day

[@johnnykilroy3026]

I lived that load

[@immortal-jbv3598]

I have listened to this specific episode 4 times from 20 minute mark on and I have to say this is the greatest Podcast episode IN THE History of Podcasts without a doubt. It was a crime we missed 20 minutes of this. Joey Diaz is the greatest podcast guest of all time.

[@immortal-jbv3598]

Back for the 5th time

[@bryanbill3692]

That award still goes to Patrice. Don't believe me look 'em up! :)

[@BobbyTMF]

@@bryanbill3692 to have a podcast with joey and patrice would be amazing chaos.

[@darrylwayne1292]

Ive been listening to this ever since it came out. It is so fucking awesome and never gets old

[@jtaco4101]

​@@bryanbill3692Patrice was dead before podcasting was even on the radar tbh.

[@acebeaty35]

If I don't hear a growly "Christine" at least 22x this episode I am going to be SO bummed. #TheReturn #Christine #UncleJoey

[@bongthrower5129]

Joey "This is a true story, Christine" Diaz

[@bingbongthegong]

Well you won't be disappointed, jeans

[@dhaney323]

March of 84

[@joeymason7926]

Spot on, spot on

[@XenoTravis]

It makes me so happy when he just butchers names and sayings.

[@bex6638]

The whole episode Joey calling her Christine just really adds to how well this has aged. I will keep rewatching this episode until I'm well into my 60s We love you Uncle Joey.

[@matthenry2564]

"What a tangled tale we weave when we tangle to deceive." -The Legend, Joey "Coco" Diaz

[@NickFouladi11]

THE SAYING IS "WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN WE AIM TO DECEIVE". ITS ORIGINALLY FROM THE ENGLISH POET WILLIAM BLAKE, I BELIEVE JOEY WAS PARAPHRASING.

[@Government_Username]

LMFAO!!!!!

[@DayHowarth]

Wrong on both counts. "What a tangled web we weave, when first we practise to deceive" Walter Scott, Marmion.

[@Government_Username]

@@DayHowarth That's the one I remember

[@dept-7443]

Matt Henry Christian knows all about a tangled tale when she wants to deceive! #THEOGATE

[@willywedges4434]

"She must've ate that Chinese food and slept for a week"

[@chipwilliams5854]

fuck joey diaz

[@MrSym519]

Only joey can say this type of shit and it makes sense sort of..

[@Garblegox]

2:09:47 The one-legged girl story made me laugh so hard I almost puked.

[@DLoc-tu2yq]

Ahh that story killed the first time one JRE, love hearing it again

[@KREMDemiK82]

D Loc he’s told it on church as well. I agree the jre version is best

[@HarryManback0]

Christine's face is the best part of all of it.

[@totalsnitch]

@@DLoc-tu2yq What episode was it when he first told it?

[@totalsnitch]

@@KREMDemiK82 what episode was it?

[@TheRealMagris]

Joey is so fucking captivating and so fucking real. He's stories are definitely what people would call preposterous, but he hasn't been cancelled yet. He's lived through all of the bullshit and luckily us younger folks are blessed to be able to hear and learn from him.

[@kalebcravatt3295]

That was one of the greatest episodes I’ve ever witnessed, super high and super tight

[@Fire_Marshall_Bill]

This just shows the amount of love Uncle Joey has for his people. Shows up unannounced to YMH and hops on the mic just because he wants to spend time with them and make their day. Not a lot of friends like that in this life.

[@NIMMHATVRapBeats]

and he just doses you 400x of what you expected to get. A true friend. :D hahahaha

[@Audiofatuation]

This was SUCH a great episode, Mommies!! Joey had Tomas in tears & gave equal doses wisdom on several subjects--👏👌

[@johnflaherty810]

Restarted YMH from episode 330 starting in January and now I have arrived to the best episode ever made. This is the peak.

[@user-jz9on4ek1e]

Never get tired of listening to joey Diaz stories!!

[@chipwilliams5854]

the same ones he tells every day?

[@Fuckfacemcgillycutty90]

@@chipwilliams5854 u keep posting the same negative comment all over this episode about joey. U seem to know a lot about him considering how much u say u hate him. I'd say u may have a secret crush on uncle joey. U fucking momo...

[@AmpliphyHD]

1:22:36 This best part of this podcast 1:38:52 Amazing story 1:43:15 G O L D

[@andohish27]

"After I fuck you ima kill you" lmfao!

[@kylereinhold1386]

Scratching at ships😂 I don't wanna go!

[@deathbyqtip33]

Someone give me a timestamp for Joey's acid story with his ex wife?

[@aos1762]

"everybody molested her" - I am dyingggg

[@declanp1]

That was just wrong 🤣🤣🤣

[@pedramteymouri973]

What part was that at lol

[@kylereinhold1386]

They threw holy water on her 😂

[@Aussious07]

It's funny because its true, Life fucked up man bad shit happens to non deserving people all the time! I don't want to know what kind of shit you've been through if you have to lick a toilet on a plane...

[@anthonyj6863]

@@pedramteymouri973 around the 3 quarter mark he says it after they watch the video of the girl licking the airplane toilet seat

[@brianjn23]

You can hear the guys in the back laughing their asses off😭😂😂😂😂

[@ExtraMojo]

“Sometimes people forget our main job is to be human” - José CoCo Muhfuckin Diaz

[@kskull5764]

he said the assistant director said that

[@ExtraMojo]

Kskull Good catch, sorry for the misquote

[@yamza8415]

@@kskull5764 joey re-iterated it, so he wasn't incorrect in his initial comment. technically not a misquote.

[@Kylemc.1]

🤓

[@taylorgallion2748]

I see joey diaz and I always click. this man never disappoints. absolute legend. best episode of YMH I have ever watched.

[@EverythingisFire]

I LOVE how uncomfortable Christine is during Coco's last story, hahah.

[@uatafaka]

And she started one episode describing her diarrhea...

[@Eljoker-sl7wy]

She was living it like it was happening to her 😂

[@dexterg90]

Lol I don't get her logic, she has no problem describing her shits but gets uncomfortable with someone else getting ass blasted... lol ok

[@MidwesternFilthMixes]

Christina bugs me now , she has become low and loose

[@MidwesternFilthMixes]

Sarkkinator I disagree , I like when she plays dirty with team. Especially when uncle Joey fuckin Diaz is there!

[@hbilha]

2:10:10 The best 5min of podcast history 🤣

[@zigotina2183]

she is like this crhrietina 😲

[@etho2185]

@@zigotina2183 lmfaoo

[@nickg9170]

Jesus... I have watched the last 10 minutes at least 15 times

[@chrisdooley6468]

Nick G I’m having a stroke I’m laughing too hard lmao 😂

[@o-REDBEARD-o]

" Id call the mental health people and say... go over there and bandage him up. Hes talking about Killing himself and taking down a Ralph's" lmfaooo

[@tonedoctagon]

that’s where he gets his ideas from

[@o-REDBEARD-o]

@@tonedoctagon what?

[@giordanoporcu6881]

@@o-REDBEARD-o norm macdonald

[@JonJon-nv1mm]

Only Joey Diaz can make you laugh by just saying, “Good.” 🤣🤣 1:36:25

[@devonfaulks9135]

jonathan moran it fucking took me out

[@dexterg90]

Lol his face while he watched the video almost made me pass out from laughing

[@kelvinsuarez8181]

Dex Garcia me too, when he was with his mouth open looking stupid asf 🤣🤣🤣 then he turn around and said “good” bruh I passed out

[@logoletcher1273]

I was crying

[@gribloshpibles1492]

It's always hilarious

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

"He fagly put his hand out" is the best joey diaz quote I've ever heard

[@runit6638]

Holy shit, I've never laughed so hard. The ending I was dry heaving. Joey Diaz never disappoints.

[@iplayrocknroll]

“I did not live the load.” -Christina P

[@tlh1981]

“What a tangle tale we weave, when we tangle to deceive” 43:20

[@str8904]

😂😂😂 Joey is a poet

[@Prod_D]

2pac.....

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Like a docta

[@jasonthompson1340]

Moody blues

[@blueshotgun017]

its 'practice to deceive' technically, but sounds good either way.

[@yoloswaggins2161]

That uncle line is just so good. Joey really got it down to a science whether he knows it or not.

[@MileHighPalma]

SCIENCE!

[@markphelps8003]

Uncle Joey is the man!!! The looks on their faces as they absorb the knowledge is priceless.

[@Euphoriasmotion2011]

50 shades of Joey "She gave me a $3 tip and I never saw her again" A three hour movie about a three minute nut.

[@danielbarnett2869]

AL Byrne that’s a great tittle for it! 😂

[@elysehamilton3217]

im crying my eyes out laughing

[@josephjohnson6689]

That may have been the hardest i’v ever laughed during the last 15-20 min of the podcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love Joey Diaz and the mommies !!

[@3m086]

Uncle Joey is one of the best storytellers I’ve ever heard.

[@paintballingfrog]

I love how when Joey walks in Tom just gets really excited, I love this podcast lol

[@NorthAmericanDogmanProject]

Jose Diaz....greatest storyteller EVER. I could listen to him every day. I do actually..."Church of whats happening now". Comedic Legend.

[@B.sacamano]

I'm running for the president of the United States. Good.

[@supersuperkw]

mad flavor Actually do it

[@joelgalvan4]

I'd vote for ya in a second, just to see the flying jeew as VP ON 1000MG OF EDIBLES

[@letsgetrealmedicated]

This is not joey.

[@B.sacamano]

letsgetrealmedicated no fuckin shit. Did you listen to the podcast cuz you'd understand

[@roryasencio9001]

This isnt really joey guys. Dont fall for it.

[@TIDTYBOIII37]

Joey Diaz, let’s himself into the studio at 21:00

[@coreyndifon4117]

Thank you. This is what I was looking for

[@kelcyngriffith6510]

Joey’s last two stories on this podcast are unreal. I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile.

[@juhhcrispy3600]

The last 15 mins of this podcast is probably the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. Uncle Joey is an absolute legend.

[@jojo_mcelwee6591]

For anybody who wants to know what the British Christina is angry about here it is. She is angry that the elevator is broke and not fixed yet and also that it is raining .

[@thomasambers9977]

Java Red exactly lift is breaking down heard it pretty easily but didn’t know what the being wet had to do with it guess she threw the two together

[@jojo_mcelwee6591]

@@thomasambers9977 i think she was having a bad day and went on rant mode lol

[@alicezta12]

Thanks mommy

[@beerus101]

Anyone have a link

[@Rumplebuttskin]

@@beerus101 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqWudXWOfdNpmrs

[@tweakyapollo]

Joey is such a real one. He is one of the best comedians of all time.

[@KwanHopkins]

"I was gonna go to law school... like a doctor." That's the best use of his catchphrase yet.

[@izzydarkly5404]

That shit never gets old. Back again for the 10th time, I swear. Love Joey!

[@charliealves4271]

This is my 40th time...lol

[@LJGillen1986]

My lord, what an ending of a podcast.

[@thorodinson7860]

i almost died

[@jesseburnett9862]

FUCKING TREMENDOUS

[@Khathaar]

i am in tears

[@CrashRacknShoot]

@@donmega2642 aaaaand you killed it.

[@mykmcgrane]

What a truly, hilarious, literally almost crushed my car laughing ending.

[@Ilcchms31]

Hitting ya in the face with it 😂😂 having you dazed and confused 😂😂😂😂😂

[@evanabbott2737]

“I don’t know if she’s got a pole under there, or one of those fucked up feet..”🤣 I always come back to this when I want to laugh...👍

[@trst361]

I just came back too for that.

[@Krod8615]

THIS. WAS. THE. BEST. EPISODE. TO. DATE. PERIOD!!!

[@lovelylynkaprincess2176]

The last 5 minutes of this podcast is golden. The look on Christina's face and Tom dying laughing 🤣 😆

[@gomlbondoc]

People say Tom is a psycho but look at how Christina drinks water at 01:03:33

[@gigabrad4570]

haha the freeze frame KILLED me FUCK

[@MFGreatness]

🤣🤣🤣

[@zocobraclets]

How do you have thise juicy lips and drink like it's a puckered asshoke😂😂😂

[@jf1274]

WHAT THE FUCK LOL

[@yaboycurtis1103]

2:09:10 For the Greatest story ever told.

[@funkk]

EPIC

[@skyestinson1255]

And I thought "Workin on my Freezes n shit" was good...Got damn lolol

[@TodayUnEarthed]

"Don't ever become a woman Christine" -Joey

[@camdenseifert8766]

D

[@camdenseifert8766]

TodayUn-Earthed i

[@notafuckinpplperson8233]

that was a low down dig at her for when she told him "i can't imagine it being easy for u to clean urself"

[@killanova2494]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂joey with the heat!!!!

[@notafuckinpplperson8233]

Michael Cuellar lol sorry. i listen to most podcast b4 bed. don't actually watch.,but it's there lol.

[@Kariokid]

2:09:47 This story. I can’t describe how hard I laughed. Joey’s the best.

[@IntelligentDiscussion]

LOL Christina's face of shame at 2:11:45 "you ever had one of those christine?"

[@CozyBear22]

Makes me happy to know Christine didn’t act pretentious because Uncle Joey was there, I think his presence makes everyone act like normal people and not rich douchebags

[@johnlynch9670]

The story about the one legged girl is amazing but Tom and Christina’s reaction really takes it to another level

[@craigbee]

Joey’s vocal chords vibrate like a bass guitar tuned to drop F.

[@BlazRa]

Imagine mixing a electronic song just using clips of various vocal sounds from Joey

[@BlazRa]

Coco wave

[@Regz34]

Tom's got a contagious ass laugh

[@Moneyman-33]

Kendall Miller Joeys sounds contagious. Like you’re gunna catch a serious disease if he laughs near you lol. One of these days he’s gunna have a heart attack laughing telling one of his stories and it’s gunna scar whoever’s podcast it happens on for life.

[@Ryan23251]

Its because everyone that watches these podcasts smoke a lot of weed before hand

[@danb4811]

2 years later I'm back for the ending of the cast. I almost laughed myself to death.