I love how the mother in the first story's tactics are completely useless. She's just creating another word for "no". It's not like the word no is toxic to young ears. Its an incredibly important word.
@xingchengalaxy Жыл бұрын
It’s very important to teach kids consent at a young age. Not necessarily sexual consent, but more in general. If a kid’s friend doesn’t want to do something, the kid has to respect that.
@strawberrysoulforever8336 Жыл бұрын
She heard that she's supposed to not say "no" or "don't" but forgot the part where she's supposed to replace it with "do". Positive language is what children respond to. Telling them what you want them to do rather than what you don't want them to do. "No" isn't the problem, the meaning of it is. Instead of "octopus", use "stop" - that's positive language.
@that_one_fucking_idiot Жыл бұрын
Did you mean: I love how the mother in the first story's are completely useless. She's just creating another word word for "octopus". It's not like the word octopus is toxic to young ears. Its an incredibly important word.
@tacosauce8639 Жыл бұрын
@@that_one_fucking_idiot oh yeah. Sorry, my parents thought the word "octopus" was quite the toxic word. They made up a new one instead.
@bluestreaker9242 Жыл бұрын
Though now I can't help but laugh as I wonder what she replaced other "negative" words with like "don't", "stop", "wait", "not", etc. I imagine if octopus was her go-to for "no", then she's likely a moronic menagerie of marine life conjured up for such situations. I mean wow... XD
@abdullahjatt36815 жыл бұрын
Someone: Did you catch any fish today? Me: Octopus. Someone: really? You caught one? Me: Octopus.
@neilprice5134 жыл бұрын
Octopus isn't a fish, it's a cephalopod ;op
@4c3PNG4 жыл бұрын
Squid
@NacomBro4 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard.
@kinghaus4 жыл бұрын
Neil Price r/wooosh
@Keirotine4 жыл бұрын
Neil Price did you even watch the video?, octopus I guess not 😂
@jukebox_draws4 жыл бұрын
I love how the octopus joke keeps going even after the first story is done
@tizurl4 жыл бұрын
I’m octopus-t surprised, rSlash is good at keeping jokes through whole episodes
@derekm91554 жыл бұрын
What was surprising, to me, is that it started sounding “normal”, after a bit.
@xscarwolfx3663 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised he still dosnt do it
@wta15183 жыл бұрын
I didn't even koctopusw that.
@strawberrysoulforever83363 жыл бұрын
Especially in the puppy bloopers. And now he's calling it "eight puppy" ("oct" means "eight"...did you know October was the eighth month until Julius and Augustus came along and July and August were added to the calendar).
@rayeittastay24585 жыл бұрын
Me: *Enjoying listening to story* rSlash: " I look around and see octopus one else around..." Me: *Immediately having forgot the previous story* " Wait, what?"
@hayleeperkins30074 жыл бұрын
ray eittastay sameee haha took me off guard then I got it.
@lex59384 жыл бұрын
I’m having the opposite reaction, I’m absolutely dying!
@Secondarian4 жыл бұрын
OCTOPUS
@2212blackstar4 жыл бұрын
Same when I kept hearing him say octopus I just thought he was continuing the story where the octopus thing originated from
@arealisticbeautystandard89204 жыл бұрын
same lol
@elijahgarcia47015 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to use negative words" *TURNS OCTOPUS INTO A NEGATIVE WORD*
@bjornjohansson79075 жыл бұрын
Lol what- wait- wait youre right
@scrapadoodledoo24485 жыл бұрын
E.
@picallo15 жыл бұрын
@@scrapadoodledoo2448 OCTOPUS. Haha.
@jackr60415 жыл бұрын
Omg... so true.
@noodle80615 жыл бұрын
*CRISIS INTENSIFIES*
@OnomatopoeiaDudeZ5 жыл бұрын
Octopusone: Not a single soul: Rslash: :replaces no for octopus whole damn video:
@C1nShe5 жыл бұрын
Octopust*
@pepe-wi4nk5 жыл бұрын
Did u just say the n word???
@nathanaelmalm56415 жыл бұрын
-No- Octopus
@Huntracony5 жыл бұрын
I actually really appreciated it.
@jamesfrost20325 жыл бұрын
That's an octopus from me, dawg.
@loneshewolf745 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I always hearing that you should just say no to drugs. So imagine if I said "octopus" instead: Dealer: Hey kid, want some drugs? Me: Octopus! Dealer: Woah you're already high enough as it is!
@lex59384 жыл бұрын
Simaginary Friend there’s octopus way I’m high!
@bleachfanbk4 жыл бұрын
Or a prostitute asks if he want a good time He yells octopus and she wonders what he's into
@revine23354 жыл бұрын
@@bleachfanbk tentacle h-
@PetoriaZero3 жыл бұрын
@@revine2335 don't you finish that fucking sentence.
@wandakaylabatista9113 жыл бұрын
@@PetoriaZero lol
@shaereub44504 жыл бұрын
RSlash: "Octopus!" Me: "you're ganna use that word throughout the whole video aren't you?"
@dragoslocher36874 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes he did.
@darktouch61103 жыл бұрын
That's the same think I said
@GerardtheRedBird Жыл бұрын
He can't say octopus to that
@PunakiviAddikti Жыл бұрын
Affirmative. That's what you call a running joke.
@Quantum_Magnus5 жыл бұрын
“Octopus?!” These parents are literally setting their kid up for failure.
@TheGamer-hg1in5 жыл бұрын
What happens when someone tells him no and he takes it too far like seriously the negativity is not the word itself but the motherfucking way people use it
@teefa855 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamer-hg1in Who wants to bet that, when her kid gets to school, she's gonna go full on Entitled Parent on the first person who uses "no" in earshot of him?
@TheGamer-hg1in5 жыл бұрын
@@teefa85 I'd for sure put money on that
@YanksPride15 жыл бұрын
these safe-space soy boys are gonna get destroyed in the real world
@TheGamer-hg1in5 жыл бұрын
@@YanksPride1 Now see I can't wait for the headline one day "Man Rapes Woman Because She Never Said Octopus"
@DDXofficial5 жыл бұрын
i threw myself into a wall when i realized "octopus" meant "no" the age of newspeak is upon us.
@hadeskingoftheunderworld70105 жыл бұрын
I shot myself I am communicating from beyond the grave
@DDXofficial5 жыл бұрын
may the king of the dead watch over you
@TheCobCAP5 жыл бұрын
peoples who think newspeak is evil are unsmart
@S0UD104 жыл бұрын
dj doovan ok boomer
@S0UD104 жыл бұрын
Dehydrated Water lol touché
@OldTownPhantom4 жыл бұрын
"I want to talk to the highest manager here right now!" "Sorry, all our managers are sober right now."
@CerealExperimentsMizuki Жыл бұрын
This is probably one of my favourite videos just because of how many jokes and memes are in it, it's given me a great laugh today.
@slipprs__93835 жыл бұрын
"Whats your favorite seacreature" Me: no
@romi68854 жыл бұрын
Tour guide : Which animal did you like the most? Me: *no*
@likes.of_oldcrows4 жыл бұрын
Stop you violated the law!😹
@ClonserHalphalive3 жыл бұрын
@@likes.of_oldcrows octopus!
@strawberrysoulforever83363 жыл бұрын
Just be brave and tell them the seahorse instead.
@saberwayne75263 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 be brave and tell them the cookie. There is an animal called a chocolate chip sea star.
@insanityandy63635 жыл бұрын
Mom: hey sweetie I'm taking you to the aquarium Kid: wow cool thanks mom *at the aquarium* Tour guide: and here is the octopus Kid: *panics*
@gddemon67gd915 жыл бұрын
Hello GD person
@pinaycutie95835 жыл бұрын
Call it an octoling, that might work
@unicornpower38334 жыл бұрын
Oop
@romi68854 жыл бұрын
Kid: *intense sweating*
@joelhoon17074 жыл бұрын
Here is the *no*
@TheIantoJones5 жыл бұрын
My pup has decided that he can talk to yours though the internet. Every time your puppy bark so did mine. Made me wonder what they were saying. Thank you for this wonderful video!
@mortem73075 жыл бұрын
*internet not internets. no "s" at the end.
@rentacop5775 жыл бұрын
R/woooosh?
@TheIantoJones5 жыл бұрын
FriendlyNeighborhoodfatkid thank you, didn't see the typo.
@martinsmith58615 жыл бұрын
I hope he remove the puppy blooper cuz they annoying af
@mortem73075 жыл бұрын
Edit: thanks for fixing it but I'm keeping the comment here
@tainadelcaribe4 жыл бұрын
Did I go to bed at a decent time today? Octopus! Did I stay up listening to more rSlash? Absolutely! Did I regret it one bit? 🐙 Your commitment on this one was admirable!! 😂
@TheJuliorojas4 жыл бұрын
Kid: Mommy! What’s the animal that has eight arms?? Mom: Uh a octopus Kid: W-What? Mom:Octopus Kid:.....o-okay *in tears*
@strawberrysoulforever83363 жыл бұрын
Is an octopus an animal? Okay, looked it up...it is, but I wouldn't have known. It's hard to figure out whether many sea creatures that aren't fish classify as animals or not.
@ultrapika18753 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 it definitely has blood because it has hearts. It also has a brain. It also consists of animal cells. Safe to say it’s an animal.
@lailazaidi1739 Жыл бұрын
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 any creature that ingests its food is an animal
@strawberrysoulforever8336 Жыл бұрын
@@lailazaidi1739 I meant that is it considered a fish or not. It's not.
@lailazaidi1739 Жыл бұрын
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 oh sorry
@Anonarchist5 жыл бұрын
"i dont want hulu or netflix, i want youtube red!" said octopus one ever.
@DD-d6d35 жыл бұрын
Maybe a child
@terriblejokefactory88315 жыл бұрын
Because octopus one are so stupid
@jordynketcham98595 жыл бұрын
I have both... KZbin red provides more money to your youtubers than ads alone do... Hank Green did a breakdown on how much ads make for a creator, vs how Red's payment is broken down...
@rjaj32765 жыл бұрын
Just get the KZbin red family plan and go half with a few friends lol and I pay 99cents a month for Hulu (special they had going on a few months ago)
@samanthajadeclements80405 жыл бұрын
I only have KZbin red because for me KZbin is more useful that Netflix as I’m a singer and having no ads during my music assessments is what I need also before anyone mentions Spotify I had that but KZbin has a better expanse of music and I had Netflix but I hardly used it so for some KZbin is way more beneficial plus you can download videos offline who doesn’t want that so they don’t need to waste data on long trips.
@DaAuraWolf5 жыл бұрын
If Octopus is octopus, then wouldn’t that make y-e-s be squid? Squid, squid it does!
@azuzil54325 жыл бұрын
DaAuraWolf I guess so, squid it would!
@sleuth20775 жыл бұрын
Cuttlefish
@thebrownlantern55045 жыл бұрын
Hmm since were talking opposites wouldn't snake be more opposite to octopus. Zero legs vs. 8 legs
@thebrownlantern55045 жыл бұрын
@Paige Edgar should keep the leg # pattern going. Sooo..... how a bout weasel or wallaby? Or any other quadriped
@xavlegm5 жыл бұрын
Well squid, but actually octopus
@azulbul724 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Some Woman: We use Octopus instead of No “Octopus Toys”
@Icalasari4 жыл бұрын
You mean Octopusbody
@strawberrysoulforever83363 жыл бұрын
The woman clearly read up on parenting and misunderstood the whole idea about not using negative words. It's that you're supposed to redirect a child or tell them what to do, not what not to do.
@elemnopee..3 жыл бұрын
*No toys*
@abbyrudy1673 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 lol exactly. The meaning is the same. Octopus means no. If 'no' is a negative word because it means 'no', then octopus would also be a negative word because it means 'no'.
@justdepressed46453 жыл бұрын
Octopus tentacles
@whatzittoya50355 жыл бұрын
Me, 4 minutes into this video: Rslash: *says octopus 30 times* Me: This is gonna be a looooong video
@totallyspies013 жыл бұрын
it got old real fast.
@JamesCharIes3 жыл бұрын
🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 🌜 👉👌🌛
@ethanyee83005 жыл бұрын
It took me a bit to-- *dog noise* YUGO! OCTOPUS!
@AvalynTheAccursed5 жыл бұрын
It's called a 'bark'
@Darker75 жыл бұрын
@@AvalynTheAccursed No, it was a 'yip' :Ü™
@pauluger_40695 жыл бұрын
LOL
@janedoex13985 жыл бұрын
@@AvalynTheAccursed Octupus. It's called a BORK.
@pinaycutie95835 жыл бұрын
Yugo: say what?
@tacobelle7173 Жыл бұрын
Omg. Same! Lady tried to return used undies. Retailers can tell. Trust us. She said smell them! I didn't wear them! I said loudly DID YOU JUST ASK ME TO SNIFF YOUR PANTIES??!! She left.
@user-vq7kr6vq6g5 жыл бұрын
There is octopus way in the future new people to the channel will understand what you mean by octopus if you keep saying it
@romi68854 жыл бұрын
Octopus one would sub to him
@lex59384 жыл бұрын
All the octopi would sub! 🐙🐙🐙
@queenofdogs013 жыл бұрын
this needs to be an Rslash meme
@thatthonkingbandito26705 жыл бұрын
Yugo: Börk! Rslash: *I LAUGH TO HIDE MY SUFFERING*
@redtreekoflames13275 жыл бұрын
Bœřķ
@thebronywiking5 жыл бұрын
Voff!
@Thenoobestgirl5 жыл бұрын
You know you're a great dedicated content creator when you commit to the joke and continue replacing each following "no" for "octopus" for the rest of the video xD Respect for not dying laughing every time btw, I would have lololol
@mksmike5 жыл бұрын
Oh I get it now. Somebody call the wambulance for @Kaden Meyer
@wmdkitty5 жыл бұрын
@Elise Phoenix Forget it, he's just an angry child.
@fionaayers37985 жыл бұрын
The Noobest Girl I do agree. He definitely was dedicated but it did go a little overboard. I personally got annoyed by it towards the end. I usually don’t actually watch the videos. Just listen. So hearing octopus randomly is super confusing
@TechTchno5 жыл бұрын
@Kaden Meyer calm down, it's not a big deal
@TechTchno5 жыл бұрын
@Kaden Meyer I think you need to get off the internet for a while, you're acting really petty over nothing
@zen99945 жыл бұрын
Entitled person: I want this for free Me: oH FUCHSIA OCTOPUS
@lucyb.6245 жыл бұрын
Teacher: This is called a octopus Kid: HUH? Teacher: This is called a octopus Kid: My entire life has been a lie
@PortalBreaker4 жыл бұрын
an*
@PortalBreaker4 жыл бұрын
no, a e i o u and sometimes y its proper nouns dude
@PortalBreaker4 жыл бұрын
@@tahsinali6005 actually its vice versa
@MindLayer4 жыл бұрын
@@tahsinali6005 AN octopus. not a octopus, so 'an' is correct.
@cjoeRR4 жыл бұрын
@@tahsinali6005 its an
@ShivamSingh-bx5lg5 жыл бұрын
Just Imagine what happens if a person skips the octopus story!!
@a_potat5 жыл бұрын
😂😂ikr
@c4k1465 жыл бұрын
I Was Close To Doing It
@maya00835 жыл бұрын
put me off a bit with the octopus on all the rest of stories...
@Dae075 жыл бұрын
they would be very confused and think that rSlash would have trouble reading
@david_broz5 жыл бұрын
I skipped octopus story in this video and I had octopus problem to understand any other story. So I think octopus people should struggle with this.
@Vod_MacDuff5 жыл бұрын
The guy mad about 2 dollars knows that he fucked up, but he had to keep going, like that guy who accidently kidnapped that "store employee" a few videos ago.
@MrInk0gnit05 жыл бұрын
or he was from another country where quarters are unusual.... he still fucked up his maths tho
@giin975 жыл бұрын
I suspect relation to the lady who asked to be let know when it was a quarter after the your, and freaked out when told it was 15 after, angry explaining that a quarter is 25, not 15. This seems like the inverse situation.
@diablorises5 жыл бұрын
@@giin97 just got done watching that vid before this one and that chick literally made my brain hurt.
@thehorseformerlywithoutana25225 жыл бұрын
In for 2 dollars, in for 200.
@vampuricknight15 жыл бұрын
I would have just said "sir, lets both count it out... 25 cents, 50 cents, 75 cents, 1 dollar... 4 quarters equals a dollar two dollars means 8 quarters... good day sir".
@RandomLute4 жыл бұрын
I subscribed when he hit me with an “octopus” in the following story.
@sara-uq9pb4 жыл бұрын
TV show: And this is the *Octopus* Kid: *Shreeks of panic*
@@sagbon98 Octopus, it was intentional for comedic effect.
@UrticantOdin5 жыл бұрын
*STAHP*
@plum25845 жыл бұрын
*runs and gets his octopus toy*
@eternalgaming97055 жыл бұрын
I'm already imagining this to happen: Cashier: Sir, would you like some octopus in your order? RSlash: Octopus.
@finris15 жыл бұрын
I am more worried about how confused he will when he hears the word no and have no idea what it means.
@generalbacon74765 жыл бұрын
Yeah like he's gonna go to hear no but think it's know and so that's going to be even more confusing for him. Unless she changed know to squid or something.
@beanmcnobodyson46175 жыл бұрын
This is going to happen. It is soooo gonna happen.
@emilioovalle30704 жыл бұрын
Husband: I want to see your highest manager right now! Me: I don’t think you are allowed to do drugs at a public store
@CitySlicker345 жыл бұрын
Yugo: Barks rSlash: Barks back Yugo: Octopus way am I going to take a bath
@RxPii5 жыл бұрын
*_"The KARENS are_* *_-evolving-_* *_Devolving"_*
@MrBerserkinTime5 жыл бұрын
*devolving
@Exoticstarz1015 жыл бұрын
Octopus they didn't
@Shotgun93Alexander5 жыл бұрын
JDM er devolving
@RxPii5 жыл бұрын
Done
@nightmocha93455 жыл бұрын
Nah. They are evolving. The karens are starting to have different hairstyles.
@jordanknight35195 жыл бұрын
I'm positive the 8 quarters guy was thinking a quarter was 15 cents based on a quarter of an hour being 15 minutes.
@galli05 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment before posting the same
@kholdanstaalstorm68812 жыл бұрын
So he was expecting 13,3333 or about 14 quarters for 2 dollars... Seems legit.
@jordanknight35192 жыл бұрын
@@kholdanstaalstorm6881 He makes that mistake yet you expect him to defy expectation and do the maths without error?
@kholdanstaalstorm68812 жыл бұрын
@@jordanknight3519 I was banking on him having a phone better at maths than him. If he's inputting the wrong numbers, he'll get my guess. I'd love to find out what his thought process was, but we'll probably never know for sure. Thanks for the reply, take care and stay safe.
@maridinchisty11275 жыл бұрын
Not a single soul: Rslash: Yugo Octopus. Octopus means Octopus dog
@ythunter42884 жыл бұрын
Friend: hey bro you want some french fries- EK: *OcToPuS!!*
@christianarnott66625 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Is there a big wall in China, yes or no? EK: uuuummmmm do you mean octopus???
@ThanhTosto5 жыл бұрын
What about the fact that this kid is scarred for life as a teacher just told him a word that he was thought to be as a bad word
@multifandomedits71695 жыл бұрын
That kid is gonna be so screwed in school
@wafflezepic99565 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Octopus
@silverknight66845 жыл бұрын
RSlash, I'm afraid I'll have to sue you. You promised us tree law stories, but you didn't deliver. Therefore, I suffered emotional damage from unfulfilled expectations. Please tell me your address and phone number so my lawyer can send you the papers. Smh, people these days...
@TheBluePhoenix0085 жыл бұрын
He did and don't you dare r/woosh
@sour_cream58555 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@nathanaelmalm56415 жыл бұрын
@@dumbmonkey1313 how tf is this a r/foundthemobileuser
@misktstudios39605 жыл бұрын
WTH
@littymj75995 жыл бұрын
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer r/woosh Mwahaha
@polopup5 жыл бұрын
speaking about the quarter post... My friend got pissed at me when I told him we had to go because its a quarter past the hour. He was running behind and called me a liar, "we still have 10 minutes." he thought a quarter past means 25 minutes past the hour!
@arti20745 жыл бұрын
People: say "no" instead of "octopus" Karen: "Wait, that's illegal!"
@TailsIsDisappointed5 жыл бұрын
*Guy walks in to store* *Puts cashier in choke hold* "Who do you work for!?! What color's my underwear!?!"
@treshawnjones32935 жыл бұрын
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions *hold
@lightdeathguy92665 жыл бұрын
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions *colour
@sawzaw785 жыл бұрын
That Guy nope, it’s spelled both your way and his way
@TailsIsDisappointed5 жыл бұрын
@@sawzaw78 Fitting that the Duolingo bird is correcting this.
@donutdog53265 жыл бұрын
That Guy colour is in Australia and color is in the USA
@spacedodo835 жыл бұрын
rslash: yells octopus at his dog and sees if he can understand it. spoiler alert: octopus, he can’t :/
@Liindir5 жыл бұрын
You mean he can octopus?
@sarahlanddog5 жыл бұрын
I sometimes yell “choochoo potato” (potato, pronounced po-tah-to) at my dog kinda like that mom yelled octopus.
@Nat-zw3ek4 жыл бұрын
Finally, rSlash made a video without swearing. I hate it when he says... * looks around nervously * ... *no* 🙊
@ashfeatherartz4 жыл бұрын
Me: Oh Octopus is one way to substitute no. Also me: *Doesn't realize the entire video he only says Octopus insted of no* Voicy: *OCTOPUS* Dog: wot
@multifandomtrash7995 жыл бұрын
Friend: Do you watch hentai? Me: octopus Friend: Dang! Octopus hentai??? I didn't thought you'd like that kind! Friend: Hey I know some GREAT Octopus hentai, I'll send you some blahblahblah Me internally: **sweats nurvously** I didn't thought this through Edit: when it hits 69 likes please don't add more likes it's perfect how it is, or you're gunna make it have 690 likes Edit2: on our way to 690 likes then maybe 6.9k likes Edit3: HOW DARE SOMEONE MAKE THE LIKES MORE THAN 690 NOW, welp 6.9k it is
Props to Rslash for actually staying with the octopus thing the entire video lol
@bendikhansen62035 жыл бұрын
Well octopus shit, Sherlock. Ofcorse he is gonna do that when there is the posibility of a Karen suing him for corrupting her preciuos son with such vulgar language.
@VioletLimes5 жыл бұрын
@@bendikhansen6203 the ironic thing is they're not a Karen they're an octo mom (and totally not that you cursed and saying that n* is vulgar language)
@cansparagus72104 жыл бұрын
“Hey kid, want some squid?” “Octopus” What if the kid is allergic to octopus
@rauphire_stone91894 жыл бұрын
I like it when you replaced “no” with “octopus” through the video
@grayskies84345 жыл бұрын
rSlash: Maybe if I repeat 'KZbin Red' over and over again YT won't demonitize my video.🤔🤔🤔 YT: Guess again 😈 😈 😈
@engine46285 жыл бұрын
Well that still did octopus happen
@eddiegibson12845 жыл бұрын
screw youtube red... i'll go with redtube
@SheepdogSmokey5 жыл бұрын
"I said KZbin Red 100 times, will you not demonitize me?" OCTOPUS!
@kahnl44895 жыл бұрын
*gets demonetized by KZbin for saying KZbin Red
@DatNygma5 жыл бұрын
Karen: smell them! OP: OH HELL OCTOPUS!!! Karen: WHY NOT?! OP: because IT. SMELLS. LIKE. OCTOPUS!!! 🤢😷😂
@andrewjames43464 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lol.
@acrybabylex4 жыл бұрын
it smells like fish🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
@tahsinali60054 жыл бұрын
🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
@Dreamr4life14 жыл бұрын
Wild caught salmon that's been left out too long 😂😂😂
@Alexander Steel Thanks for your response, but this will likely nautilus come into use ever again. I will likely jellyfish ever translate anything.
@mitsuristsuguko94275 жыл бұрын
Kid: mom! Can I have ice cream? Mom: octopus!
@toxicfox76065 жыл бұрын
I like how the guy said "i want your highest manager" like he wants a drunk manager to understand him
@marlenejohnson15995 жыл бұрын
Yah because one a drunk person could understand such stupidity
@toxicfox76065 жыл бұрын
Right?
@yeetyeetpotatoskeet52635 жыл бұрын
*reads title and sees thumbnail* “WELL, that’s enough internet for today”
@adamgray17535 жыл бұрын
Yet you click on this video regardless because it's a new video from rSlash. It's ok. I did the same. lol
@unrulysimian38975 жыл бұрын
Comment of the day.
@Velotune5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@paintitpeachydontforgetthe5395 жыл бұрын
Yeet Yeet Potato Skeet agreed
@lucyfowler15305 жыл бұрын
I no joke was doodling during the octopus story , I then looked at my drawing and the girl I was drawing was Half octopus No joke I didn't notice until I finished!!!!
@897652094 жыл бұрын
I wish to gaze upon the sacred image.
@treemeatthealmighty4 жыл бұрын
I to wish to gaze opon the artpiece
@thepyroghoul5 жыл бұрын
7:14 octopus, octopus, it was the concept of funding peasants to which she was opposed.
@bronxcheer0315 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of the Steve Martin bit where he tells how to play a practical joke on your three-year-old: “Whenever you’re around him, speak wrong. That way, when he goes to his first day at school, he’ll raise his hand and say to the teacher, ‘May I mombo dog face in the banana patch?'”
@janedoex13985 жыл бұрын
🧑"It took me a"..... 🐶 *Yelp!* 🧑"It took me"..... 🐶 *Woof!* 🧑"It took me a"..... 🐶 *Grrhowl!* 🧑"It "..... 🐶 *Yelp!* 🧑"It "..... 🐶 *Wooouurgh!* 🧑"It took me a"..... 🧑 *Woooouf"* 🤦♂️ *"OCTOPUS!"* *"Octopuppy!"* *"OCTOPOOCH!"* 🐕🐶 Adorable Octopooch.
@C0RR2P73D5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Rslash: replaces no with octopus
@Aras144 жыл бұрын
It's Octopusbody
@katerinak965 жыл бұрын
Oh OCTOPUS, a Karen is here.😂 But seriously the kid is going to be so confused when he goes to school or heck even the aquarium.
@takkycat5 жыл бұрын
How much do you want to bet he gets the nickname "Octopussy" for life in school?
@Chunkboi5 жыл бұрын
Or confuses a Bond and Spider-man villain?
@sarahroth70342 жыл бұрын
With a mom like that, he's probably homeschooled.
@birdwell24275 жыл бұрын
rude person: I’m going to call the police on you me: **sarcasm** oh octopus what will I ever do
@FiendKing045 жыл бұрын
I really liked the parts where you said octopus.
@fritovader5 жыл бұрын
Just hearing the octopus instead of no so frequently makes me want to gouge out my eyes
@corbinbrier05 жыл бұрын
Those puppy bloopers had me in tears. I couldn't stop laughing when Yugo kept interrupting you.
@hitandsunk5 жыл бұрын
rSlash: octopus, octopus... KZbin: weird sex fetish, not advertiser friendly, must demonetize xD
@HunhowsShadowStalker5 жыл бұрын
And now I imagine a Dalek from Doctor Who that shouts "DE-MO-NE-TIZE!" instead of "EX-TER-MI-NATE!"
@kayk15565 жыл бұрын
Or you watch weird things
@hitandsunk5 жыл бұрын
@@kayk1556 taking the comments in account, it was a weird video xD
@kaseycorson14785 жыл бұрын
The kid is going to have octopus social skills
@AnenMT5 жыл бұрын
*_You know something went completely wrong, when you have to replace octopus with Octopus._* *-Damn it, i did it again_*
@Pradatoru5 жыл бұрын
"Will you marry me? Octopus" *That worked well*
@CuppaLLX5 жыл бұрын
try the other one "will you marry me?" "Yesn't!"
@DarkCrow025 жыл бұрын
You have my respect. After this video I know I made the right decision to subscribe and I have octopus intention to undo it.
@turnerd205 жыл бұрын
I personally have octopus idea how I lived without it before
@facennapper85825 жыл бұрын
I had octopus idea that this channel would be so great
@petra67995 жыл бұрын
i HAD a friend and her real name was Karen..... she was just like all the Karens
@DinosaurNick4 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely curious how these ppl came to be called Karen... and if there's a male counterpart?
@iskawhiskers4 жыл бұрын
Kyle
@commodoreplus47924 жыл бұрын
@@iskawhiskers no chad
@PortalBreaker4 жыл бұрын
chad
@imachickennugget1114 жыл бұрын
Commodore Plus4 *octopus
@WobblesandBean5 жыл бұрын
You know what sucks? My aunt's name is Karen, and she's the kindest, most soft-spoken woman ever.
@fish73065 жыл бұрын
Tell Her To Change It
@greaseballjones77055 жыл бұрын
Lol, I feel bad for nice Karens
@x2Dubz5 жыл бұрын
Octopus way, you're lying. There is octopus universe where Karens are nice
@flexx73345 жыл бұрын
#feelsbadKaren
@thunderbread6485 жыл бұрын
Same, but for my friend's mom
@monroerobbins75515 жыл бұрын
If it’s in produce, then I *demand* a discount! There was even a defect with one of your products: octopus instead of *no* the whole dang time, I demand a refund for this insolence! (Sarcasm)
@joshuaminnich38965 жыл бұрын
omg nonono this guy said 2 letter n word
@monroerobbins75515 жыл бұрын
Joshua Minnich... you said ‘no’ three times, and then ‘two letter n word’. You’re sending mixed signals, my dude.
@thehiddenninja34285 жыл бұрын
@@monroerobbins7551 r/whoooosh
@monroerobbins75515 жыл бұрын
The Hidden Ninja, yeah, got it. 👍 thanks.
@HDMI05 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail: *exists* Susan Wojcicki: *DEMONETIZED*
@lauritorni85715 жыл бұрын
I know you
@ThatRandomLegend5 жыл бұрын
Octopus octopus octopus, your doing it wrong. Your suppose to say octopus not octopus. *_wait_*
@mariebcfhs94915 жыл бұрын
I thought octopus stands for "freak" or something, can't believe that the octomum thinks that "no" is a bad word
@VioletLimes5 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT WORD IN PUBLIC YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF!!!
@normalperson19905 жыл бұрын
@@VioletLimes ikr? HOW DARE THEY SAY THE N WORD
@evanpdc72365 жыл бұрын
Ooh no lol opss i said it
@Ayacakes955 жыл бұрын
As knuckles says "oh octopus"
@sikiarred58285 жыл бұрын
@@evanpdc7236 IM CALLING THE POLICE HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT FILTHY WORD IN PUBLIC!!!!
@magiciandice5 жыл бұрын
Yugo's barks are starting to sound more grown-up. D:
@304kaya5 жыл бұрын
*Hugo (hyoo-gow)
@Vex-sn7ne5 жыл бұрын
Good ears you have
@magiciandice5 жыл бұрын
@@304kaya No, his dog's name is Yugo. Not Hugo.
@serriah15714 жыл бұрын
just gotta add that the man MIGHT ACTUALLY have Alzheimer's kick in as my mum (who has the disease) can't count money so maybe that IS why he couldn't count change? :thinkingface: also much love
@zacharymcvicker58204 жыл бұрын
Rslash memes so hard in this one! BIG FLEX! FLEX LEVELS 189, NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING
@TerroGrimThe_Space_Cowboy5 жыл бұрын
The octopus thing made me think I was going crazy. I only just woke up and my brain ain't ready for this.
@lucianomialu90795 жыл бұрын
RSlash.. Never again.. Please, never again.. Don't replace no with octopus again.. The kids.. All the kids.. They're screaming octopus.. Halp pls..
You watch my vids with your kids? That's cute! Tell them hi
@thomaswrestling64495 жыл бұрын
For anyone working in retail or that has before, thank you. I understand the pain you have. What would we do without you
@coy34735 жыл бұрын
Rslash: It took me a bit to- Dog: woof! Rslash: hEHaha Honestly, I love your laugh!
@monkee5th5 жыл бұрын
Hippie mother better not play the Beatles Abbey Road in front of Snoopy or he’ll be confused by the song octopus’s garden.
@ysgramorssoupspoon5 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite thing
@cupriferouscatalyst37084 жыл бұрын
I was thinking she just might've played one too many Beatles songs for that kid already...
@bellerain3812 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if that kid gets into James Bond and gets confused when his mom replaces Dr. No with Dr. Octopus??
@izzydavies16555 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how he said octopus whenever there was no 😂😂😂
@KaiKaiRee5 жыл бұрын
9:32 "...and just tell her octopus." Me:(doing dishes) "wait what?"
@roxyhoyt36752 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing just happened. Right in the middle of the story about the woman substituting octopus for no, my animal crossing character finds an octopus while swimming.
@finris15 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the octopus kid trying to ask for things in life: Kid: [yes or no question]? Response: No Kid: Is that a yes or an octopus? Response ... are you serious?
@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti5 жыл бұрын
I found this video very positive, absolutely octopus negativity in this video. Beep boop.
@ramenlover44245 жыл бұрын
Jinzo Okami the beep boop is so random *I love it*
@GenTheFurredArtist5 жыл бұрын
I like KZbin Absolutely octopus bad stuff here... Go away Skrrt Skrrt
@Rensmyname2 жыл бұрын
Rslash says calling his dog "Octopuppy" and telling him "Octopus means Octopus" is so precious.
@DamiesEvilTwin2 жыл бұрын
What's most baffling about the octopus story is that "no" isn't a negative word by itself, it's the context. By using "octopus" as a replacement for "no" she's not being positive towards the kid, because the same negative context is there. Though she is making hell for his future lovers.
@davidlucas40515 жыл бұрын
I thought i was having a stroke every time you said octopus.Also its funny cause nobody wants KZbin red.
@notaspacebatnamedzarthulu55695 жыл бұрын
I use youtube red its helps with ads and helps support creators i like
@somepersonlol4t345 жыл бұрын
@@notaspacebatnamedzarthulu5569 Adblock/ublock origin takes care of ads, (removes them completely.), fuck supporting creators, they can get a real job.
@britnymichelle42455 жыл бұрын
@@somepersonlol4t34 well you're a nice little piece of shit aren't you
@davidlucas40515 жыл бұрын
@@somepersonlol4t34 really dude I said what I said as a joke. 2 to 3 adds a video for free fucking entertainment is well worth it get the fuck out of here.
@stickiedmin65085 жыл бұрын
@@davidlucas4051 We're going to be hearing about r/EntitledSomeGuy on the show some day soon I'll bet . . . Entitled jerks seem to lack any and all self awareness.
@kareen.i32065 жыл бұрын
I love his channel but my name has become a curse at this point😂😅
@sarmadahmed41815 жыл бұрын
See, here's the thing, your name is Kareen, whereas the name that is looked down upon is Karen, so there's octopus need to be worried
@kareen.i32065 жыл бұрын
Sarmad Ahmed I see your point the extra „e“ has saved me
@fahadsaeedx5 жыл бұрын
Yea its a joke but if your personality is nice and you lack that haircut then ur fine 😂
@silegrosu5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ficojimenez98065 жыл бұрын
Octopus problem with the e
@ostlandr3 жыл бұрын
I watched a lady stand and say quietly "Johnny, don't do that. Johnny, come here. Johnny, that is not proper behavior." while her kid ran wild in a store. She never physically controlled him. Saw another family kicked out of a Friendly's because they totally ignored their kids while they literally ran around the restaurant.
@JoeyLovesTrains5 жыл бұрын
I had a women named Karen show me how to shut off an entire streetcar line once. Never realized how _small_ a 600V DC breaker was... At the same time, they only have 1 streetcar out on the line per day, unless they have an event.
@thekillingwalnut49265 жыл бұрын
My Grandmother's name is Karen... She is a rare type of Karen, because she's one of the nicest persons I know.
@venomquill3085 жыл бұрын
But she's a grandma, and the grandma stereotype is nice. Good outweighs evil. :)
@justasentientmclarenp18795 жыл бұрын
We need to collect a dna sample so we can find a cure for Karen’s
@smileyfaceinc.91105 жыл бұрын
I have NEVER heard a grandma with the name Karen. Octopus, not once
@kittycat-sc7je5 жыл бұрын
Karen's lose all there power once they become a grandma
@kittycat-sc7je5 жыл бұрын
My freinds grandmother's name is Karen she is the most stereotypical Karen ever