r/Idontworkherelady "YOU'RE FIRED!" "but i dont work here lol"

[@rSlash]

If you're not subscribed to my channel, then YOU'RE FIRED!

[@phanminhhau10a66]

Notif squad

[@CanIget1000Subs]

rSlash no don’t do it

[@shizukorosektk1107]

I want my last paycheque :"/

[@ice_xxxlaithyt9152]

Good thing I did

[@kt27066]

rSlash isn’t this the episode from yesterday that was deleted?

[@QuanGamee]

That elderly lady did what some may call a “Pro Gamer Move”

[@ilovecorpseparty8930]

Yes

[@supersonic5027]

Yup true pro gamer

[@GodOfPlague]

That elderly lady may have had physical trouble with the box but her mind is sharp as a tack.

[@muffn9826]

I swear, I need to meet that elderly lady if she’s not dead

[@DarrylPanji]

Yep

[@artyomsaveli9681]

That wasn't an old woman, that was Karma in the flesh.

[@betty1750]

Yessssss

[@kairop]

Karma Akabane anyone

[@GodOfPlague]

Lol

[@Renvosje]

"YOUR TIME FOR JUDGEMENT HAS COME!!!"

[@DarrylPanji]

XD

[@Javitomanzano]

That old lady is savage. There's a saying in my country: "The devil knows more for being old than for being the devil".

[@SagwaTheChineseSaimeseCat]

Whats ur country of origin?

[@MamaMOB]

I like that. It’s kind of like saying ‘don’t trust old people. They know more then you.’

[@mauricioMachuca]

@@SagwaTheChineseSaimeseCat I'm from Venezuela and that's an usual saying here, and probably in other parts of South America too, in Venezuela's spanish it goes like this: "Mas sabe el diablo por viejo que por diablo"

[@WoodlandDrake]

That shit is metal, I am totally using that. Props to Venezuela for knowing the difference between evil with power and evil with experience... also, I am coming to the sad realization of the state of things that would give rise to such a saying. My sincerest sympathies go out to the people of Venezuela who suffer the acts of the devil.

[@andros4323]

@@mauricioMachuca In Spain is also a known sentence, to the point that there's a version in catalan. But maybe its originary from France or Italy who knows...

[@powergannon]

That last one was strangely melancholy. Makes you wonder how many of these people aren't really crazy, and just have such a buildup of stress or other emotional issues that they really can't think straight.

[@tiryaclearsong421]

I would guess a lot of them. Most people aren't bad, but having a terrible and stressful day/week/month whatever isn't uncommon. It can be pretty hard to remember to be kind and patient if everything is going wrong and this was just your limit. Some people are entitled. Some people are jerks. Lots of people just have entitled or jerky days.

[@georgaseebalack6003]

@@tiryaclearsong421 the good thing is for the people who are truly understress and aren't bad will remember their embarrassment so in the future should learn from their mistakes. additionally, they aren't a holes for the majority of their interactions at least.

[@christophersanders3252]

Agreed. They are really just people! And I don’t know about you but I get extremely cranky even rude when I’m hungry. A lot of these Karen incidents involve ordering food. It’s quite possible that their blood sugars off and makes them behave worse than they otherwise would.

[@erbillion]

It’s not an excuse. Everyone in the world is stressed and emotional about something. Some just choose to be dickheads about it. Zero sympathy for people who even for a second believe they can treat others rudely and disrespectfully.

[@Kelle0284]

@@tiryaclearsong421 I had a jerky day today. I went to the store to buy some beef sticks.

[@5klisting606]

"You MUST work in this big box store. You even have a stethoscope to diagnose the electronics!"

[@chrismc410]

To be fair, certain types of stethoscopes are used on some types of electronics for diagnostic procedures. Most big box stores don't stock or use in their back office themselves the type of equipment that requires that type of stethoscopes, though.

[@theunicorn1167]

„And the RN on your shirt means Reallybigbox Newelectronics, you can‘t fool me!“

[@ballsack123]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, Spicy memes burnt my tongue, sorry!

[@Its_Just_Livvie]

OH MY GOD

[@sopanut100]

700th like

[@geckokid8265]

Little known fact "excuse me" is the mating call of the entitled person

[@QuicklimeTime]

Karens mate? Jesus, that's a scary thought. I always imagined they just spawned from fungus, like Orks.

[@phanterratic]

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess.

[@duewhat9815]

It's more like a battle squeal.

[@roboturtle214]

Ohhhhhh.....that's no good. We must stay far away from them as possible

[@remii1078]

*Me realizing i start all conversations with randoms with excuse me* Ah shit...

[@ilikenougat8892]

I'm so happy we have 2 wholesome ones- The candy apple one AND *THAT EPIC GRANDMA TAKING OUT THE HARDWARE*

[@stephenwaldron4213]

"wholesome" loosely defined. It was something lol

[@StigmataMartyrz]

Loving your Jack username & avatar lol

[@CabbageConquerer]

For some reason I read that as thicc grandma

[@stanislaviliev6305]

You made Grandma proud, the universe won't collapse today.

[@sagethegenshinaddict]

YES I WISH THAT WAS MY GRANDMA

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

ALDI at the end: You never know what someone else is going through. Good on that man for asking if she was okay. Side note: Remember to check in with friends and family members regularly and ask "Are you okay?". Mental health is important.

[@WillieManga]

I can see where some of them might be coming from, but that's no reason to be abusive, racist or lie. One of the instigators in another video like this nearly kidnapped an adolescent after realizing they were in too deep, and ended up getting rightfully arrested. Luckily, that's not the case for the last story, and at least she was grateful in the end.

[@shaggyplays5210]

@@WillieManga It is a crazy world we live in.

[@Kelle0284]

Metal Health will drive you mad.

[@hopelesstroll2430]

That old lady is not the hero we want but she is DEFINITELY the hero we need!

[@alarmy5211]

Old lady is thw here we want, need, and don't deserve

[@thedorkknight9684]

she's the hero gotham deserves

[@projectgarchomp2380]

Old ladies: either the greatest hero’s, or the sweetest people...

[@FuriousPro5]

The old lady is just a savage. I mean u don't expect this from her.

[@cringefest7841]

Furiose Pro don’t forget old people were once young like us 😊🤔

[@yutaxity]

The entitled lady at the end: maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore.

[@kristibrown1159]

* GASP *

[@thenonpoliticalpterodactyl7933]

That honestly kinda made me feel bad and I didn't even do anything

[@nicknoalot4294]

@@thenonpoliticalpterodactyl7933 she deserved it, but at the same time...didn't? She must be senile.

[@tiredasexual_8334]

@@kristibrown1159 i love the end, just means theres misunderstood karens out there too

[@kristibrown1159]

@@tiredasexual_8334 So do I. The gasp was me quoting minion from Megamind after Megamind said “Maybe I don’t WANT to bed the bad guy anymore!” 😂

[@KevinLam86]

I thought the old lady had tipped the RN. Totally wasn't expecting her to take the shelving hardware. lol!

[@baileemack]

*plot twist*

[@ajisbae9115]

Me to

[@ryanhines6194]

I was like half expecting it

[@charitysherise20]

And it gave me such joy that someone that old was like....nah bitch we anit doing this to this poor man. Lol

[@jonny62ezyyy16]

He just met a pick pocketer, trust me I did not know my sweet and funny grandad (R.I.P) had a brother I did not know about ,was a boxer, and smoked If you have a grandparent TALK TO THEM

[@Pokemaniak180]

6:08 Me: She probably gave the person money. *sees what it is* SHE IS NOT AN OLD LADY, SHE'S KARMA! Absolutely brilliant.

[@skylarzurita3553]

Omg I thought she was going to give him $100 lol

[@skylarzurita3553]

Or maybe even a fifty

[@dam1an096]

@@skylarzurita3553 p

[@dam1an096]

@@skylarzurita3553 po'plp0p

[@dam1an096]

Plpplpl0l

[@Mcyxof]

I liked the ending of the last one. Sometimes people seem unreasonable due to stress or other problems going on in their lives. It's no excuse but the mind seems to just get stuck in a loop. I'm glad she got help at the end, despite her unreasonable attitude earlier

[@seigeengine]

I can relate. I avoid interacting with people in those kind of states, but sometimes it happens. I mostly get something like that when I've just woken up and still am not entirely sure what anything is.

[@georgaseebalack6003]

fr. and I'm glad OP was an actually nice person and asked her. I was worried that he was going to make fund of her or something

[@thegamingillustrator]

Yeah. My mom had an outburst at a teen employee at a store once because her card didn't go through the first time. (System error.) Because of that, and her worry that it might have charged her twice, she nit picked everything the poor guy did, and later called the owner personally (used to work there herself) and complained about him. Truth is, he had people complain about him a lot, but compared to other people i've seen work there, he was actually very patient with every person, if at least a bit stressed. All he really did was ask my mom to calm down for screaming at him and my dad. I was pissed off at my mom, so i went off on her in the car for her poor behaviour. She lectured me on how "employees should never tell a customer to calm down" and "he sucked at his job" i was pissed at her the rest of the day.

[@ZeoViolet]

Almost anyone I've ever known more than a few years has done this at least once in their lives. The stress derails the logic train in their head, and they end up lashing out, even when it is very, very uncharacteristic of them. I'm a cashier; I've seen it.

[@heroslippy6666]

I'm not exactly a mentally stable person, tbh I wish only to be alone when in a bad mood bc I'm worried I may do something I will regret.

[@sittingbush]

That old lady just won a scholarship to heaven

[@danikapetersen8313]

I've never heard "scholarship to heaven" but it's hilarious 😂

[@Nacho-x8l]

Jajajajajaja

[@shanitsagodie3375]

Yass grama

[@panzerleader2870]

That old lady made my week!

[@thaoneBunG]

😂

[@liberty_belle5063]

Never pick a fight when an elderly couple is nearby, or may the Gods of Karma take pity on you....

[@chapterchillgames9243]

Lol yep

[@tr4gickillshot657]

Straight facts 😂

[@crown4212]

That's beautiful XD

[@personest_person]

Liberty_Belle More like REIN DESTRUCTION ON YOUR FACE! 😏

[@otterdad9167]

Old people are really Warlocks whose patrons are the gods of karma, is that what you're saying? Because I could get behind that.

[@orionh7201]

That one with the flower arranging boy made me happy! The nice ending about how he sorts them and really enjoys it. And the pat for a high five, I love it and I wish I had gotten stuff like this when I was growing up being weird I love making the stores look nice when I pass by sometimes

[@toshitagbro4658]

"After the first story" We shall respect old lady *FOREVER*

[@middaysmusic1997]

Except it's obviously bullshit, I mean, who wouldn't see a 90 year old woman, walk 15+ feet, kneel down, pick up a bunch of screws and pieces and then go back to her previous place without anyone noticing

[@middaysmusic1997]

@@adamhuzicka5707 Are you trying to diss my off? Did you censor your own comment? What kind of dumbassery is this?

[@1kangarookite]

Midday's Music He probably never read your comment. What he means by “F to pay respect.” Is he’s giving his respect to the grandma.

[@middaysmusic1997]

@@1kangarookite Notice how I replied to an account whose comment isn't here anymore? Try to look with both your eyes next time

[@Slightlycamouflaged]

@@middaysmusic1997 you never know

[@guyfromthatoneplace478]

That first old lady is going to live forever The grim reaper has to much respect and fear of her

[@DJ-hi6oc]

He's afraid she'll take his scythe with her to heaven lol

[@littlepastelkitten]

DJ lol

[@hashleyebasnola965]

O

[@hashleyebasnola965]

M

[@hashleyebasnola965]

GOSH XD

[@MelissiaBlackheart]

"A scam, or an MLM" So a scam, or a scam.

[@yellowwatermelon2342]

Yes.

[@tintiger93]

Yes.

[@thedangerstrangeruk]

Yes.

[@crumfit1232]

Yes.

[@stanateez2544]

Yes.

[@daniwalmsley611]

I love the second story OP, they noticed someone was autistic and saw that they weren't interfering and noted how much of a good job and help they were being but kept an eye on them nonetheless. I'm autistic but only mildly so it's nice to see a positive interaction between a stranger and someone who's also got autism. It's so easy to judge and just think he was weird

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

I understand how that kid felt. I didn't know it until I got a job, but I do not like being touched by people I don't know. Whenever a customer tried to touch me, usually as thanks, I would actively move away as if by instinct. I'm also easily startled. Poor kid. I'm glad that employee stood up for him.

[@FactswithKat]

The ending for the last one came out of nowhere but was really wholesome. i like that. OP is a good person

[@Angifywastaken]

yes but still she wasnt acting like she should of

[@Hanashinobi]

Sounds like stuff was going down hill in candy apple woman's life and she was having some kind of mental breakdown. It does not excuse her actions but makes me feel sorry for everybody in that story.

[@AleX-jo7vb]

The Great Nate waait you played BTD and you watch these videos? Do you still play?

[@snovaspectre2]

I like the ending of the first one better lmaooo

[@ShoutmonXW]

I'll go out on a limb and say that she wanted to get the candy apple quickly because of the promise she made. So when there weren't any she was so frustrated she took it out on everyone. Her actions we wrong, sure. But I'm sure we've all been there

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

EP: You're fired! Keanu Reeves: No. YOU'RE fired.

[@9srogue]

YOU’RE ALL FIRED!

[@magnuscarlsenbutdumb]

Weeeeabo

[@amemer2490]

@@magnuscarlsenbutdumb ok you need some serious help Why calling them that when they done literally nothin to u lmao

[@FMR------------------psst]

Entitled Punk

[@Nick-ly4gv]

@@amemer2490 John Wick best anime series

[@Austar7]

"What do you mean you don't work here?" "I don't work here." "What do you mean you don't work here?" "I don't work here." "What do you mean you don't work here?" "I don't work here." "What do you mean you don't work here?" "I don't work here." "What do you mean you don't work here?" "I don't work here." "What do you mean you don't work here?" "I don't work here." "What do you mean you don't work here?" "I don't work here." "What do you mean you don't work here?" "I don't work here."

[@kingdoomsday692]

“What do you mean you don’t work here?” “I do work here* Em: YOUR ASSULTING MY preeeeeeecios CHILD

[@catsthepope1037]

“Where’s your manager?”

[@gabrielgomez6392]

DA FUCK WOMAN! i am a fucking pimp! get out of ma sight before i slap ya! that would be my answer 99% of the time XD

[@MrArk1265]

"...I don't follow."

[@caroline8166]

i work here

[@thescholarsjourney661]

Something I've learned: the biggest differences between someone who's nice and someone who's entitled are their tone of voice and willingness to admit they're wrong. If the women from the last story had asked "then why do you have so much apple juice in your cart?" in confusion, rather than as a gotcha, etc., she would just be someone who got confused. It's really, REALLY not that hard to be a decent human being.

[@Spacebun236]

“It’s a lady in her 50’s dressed in a cheap looking beige pant suit with a get your manager hairstyle” Oh dear god it’s Karen

[@carlparker1581]

Nahhh man i dont think it is

[@bunnydefunct]

Karen must have a lot of money to travel to all of these arbitrary stores all over the world, man...don't know why she acts like she's a poor SOB with an attitude lol

[@jacobdoolan4978]

Pokemon battle music ensues

[@chasingnirvana4671]

That one line gives me PTSD 😩😂

[@cookiealbum]

That’s definitely the lvl 100 Karen Boss

[@raptorkitten6264]

You can’t get fired if you don’t have a job! Karen: hold my entitlement

[@likeoftherezi4716]

Me: I CAN'T, IT'S TOO BIG!

[@raptorkitten6264]

LIKE OF THE REZI that’s what she said

[@likeoftherezi4716]

@@raptorkitten6264 ... Why didn't i see this coming....

[@samd7476]

@@raptorkitten6264 That's not what he said.

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

Me: Bitch, I don't want it! Karen: HOW DARE YOU!? Me: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3fNiJhpZriSZsk

[@BenDover-wo5gj]

You’re fired! Patrick: *NO THIS IS PATRICK*

[@ducc295]

Nice i wish this had more likes

[@Corollawagon81]

(unoticed sniker noises)

[@vokunsos136]

I wish for this to happen to me so I can use this line.

[@WOOPWOOOOOOP]

If you were actually named pactrick and this happened.... they would rehire you

[@sournote8610]

Why do people think, "You're about to lose a customer!" is a threat. When I worked retail and someone said that, I'd mutter, "Thank god!" under my breath. Also, I liked the ending for the last one, despite what my comment says. She sounded like she was just having a hard day trying to find candied apples. I can appreciate how nice OP was about that situation.

[@cmwhitworth]

"If it's you, it's not a customer we're losing..."

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

They're afraid of getting badmouthed and losing customers who are decent people.

[@Bl4ckw0lf1]

That candy apple story was really positive. Hope the lady got her candy apples.

[@solomonssaints2841]

So ppl lose their shit kill them with kindness even if they dont come around

[@Nightmare-Stricken]

Sorry to bust your bubble, I am secretly in that story, I bought all the kits, and ate the apples

[@catnat6571]

@@Nightmare-Stricken You sadistic prick

[@redify9758]

@@Nightmare-Stricken How dare you, you're fired.

[@Nightmare-Stricken]

@@redify9758 what else was I suppose an to do? Becky kept stealin mah fud

[@louistappenden2039]

Reddit story: ends wholesomely Detective Pikachu: Oh, that's a twist.

[@hvfq]

I guess candy apple lady was just stressing that she wasnt gonna make it on time

[@Budew-ef6tr]

Never judge a book by the cover

[@rosijvpiter3222]

@@Budew-ef6tr - Never judge a Karen by their name

[@superyovannia]

yes, she sound like a stress mom to me. i felt bad for her.

[@wolsin9787]

@@superyovannia Same. I think this is how i would react if i'm a stressed mom

[@csweezey18]

@@wolsin9787 I'm not any kind of Mom -- or any kind of female, for that matter -- so I can't relate. Why am I even bothering to comment this? Who knows...

[@8Bitnoobgamer]

"There's a 99% chance it's either a scam or an MLM." Why did you say the same thing twice?

[@nikkiofthevalley]

Yeah lol..

[@ark2335]

His voice for the old lady is the stuff of nightmares

[@selenesimblr3713]

Ricky Jones I felt kinda bad that she just sounds like an older Karen

[@sirandy105]

Karen Vs older Karen

[@emmaloctober6001]

Kaitlyn Carmichael I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he’s just not good at making an old lady voice

[@merry.meth.]

@@emmaloctober6001 yh he's like a thirty year old male

[@jayfredrickson8632]

Yeah please stop with the old people voices, they're painful to listen to!

[@JOE-no3mj]

Me:Face reveal? Rslash:Yes Me:Face reveal 2? Rslash:*Visible confusion*

[@pawn5253]

Hoping he becomes as hot as his voice?

[@godlies9257]

Roozbeh Kasila Thats quite mean dude

[@Zacaustt]

Buckers YT how is that mean?

[@Zacaustt]

Buckers YT infact he/she is only hoping, are you 4?

[@Liindir]

@@Zacaustt It's mean, because we already know how he looks like, AND still made that comment. They are not hoping, they are just being irritating.

[@BurningRobotOil]

Oooh, what a twist. Expected the elderly lady to hand the RN some money for helping. This is even better lol.

[@japanpanda2179]

Yeeep, that's revenge for you. Sometimes it isn't deserved, but this was good.

[@japanpanda2179]

@Spartan 101 I can imagine this woman calling the company screaming at them for not having all the parts included.

[@leafmcdonald6986]

I would have taken some thing other than screws, like maybe a board or two, so the EB can’t assemble the entire shelf

[@Ryan-nx4iq]

Same

[@bootifulsolby1933]

That is what i thought too lol

[@Mollyarty]

I love the story about the dude helping the autistic guy. I recently found out I'm autistic and am coming to terms with it, but the sorting the flowers thing is totally something I've done and the thought that someone might have my back while doing that is reassuring :)

[@AvengerofVertexes]

"ExCuUuUuUuUsE mE, pRiNcEsS!" I just found this channel and now I'm addicted what have I done

[@FriskyDreemurrr]

U just told the story of my life lol

[@hahanerd8153]

Made a legend if zelda joke?

[@GodOfPlague]

@@hahanerd8153 i used to have that series on dvd. Had to sell it for rwnt money. 80s cartoons were great

[@hahanerd8153]

@@GodOfPlague rip

[@newredhoodsyoutube7752]

u have joined the right side of youtube

[@derekh6962]

"There's a 90% chance that it's a scam or an MLM." You repeated yourself, there.

[@ChaosSolak]

I think that was the point.

[@leroylowe5921]

If you see an ad in the paper that says "Fun Job! Easy Money! No Experience Necessary! Will Train!" They're always BS. Oh, wait... ad in the paper? Sorry, I just came back from 1990.

[@555gamester]

In Ireland the Competition and Consumer Protection Commission will fine you up to €150,000 and you could get 5 years in prison if you are found out to be operating (or operating in) a pyramid scheme (MLM is a type of pyramid scheme those who dont know)

[@KneesOfTheBees]

@@555gamester Most countries have laws against pyramid schemes. Its just that theres always loopholes and shadiness that can hide the fact that it is actually a pyramid scheme..

[@g.oxford]

@@leroylowe5921 lol.. I did this back in the 90's. Ended up going door to door selling magazine subscriptions. Pay only on sales. Many threats of calling police when I didn't notice no solicitor signs, a group of older teens pulling a knife on me. What a fun first day, it was my last. I think the 6-8 hours I was out earned me 2 or 3 dollars.

[@ahmedgencer1012]

The guy doesn't work there ,gets yelled at,and still helps the woman who screamed at her and gets a thank you ... Wtf this guy is so nice We need more people in the world like this guy Btw can I have an apple juice?

[@strike2000]

Ugh fine but no seconds

[@dhruvaingale8718]

Sorry ma'am, I don't work here, I don't know where the apple juice is

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

Sure, have an apple juice

[@Gerwulf97]

God bless him.

[@syltwee]

The way your voice softened when you said “...Thank you.” at the end of that last story really expressed how i think the woman felt at that moment.

[@andrewsciberras]

He patted the employee on the shoulder ... That's so cool!!! I'm really happy to hear despite the commotion he still managed to find a way to express his gratitude 😁😁

[@jamesmd9925]

The last lady had good intentions and the only problem she has is that she is stubborn and assuming

[@niapor]

@h34dbug some karens actually have feelings and are misguided

[@jimhormann6085]

They're all stubborn and assuming. The difference is the degree that they are stubborn and assuming. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

[@stephenwaldron4213]

Yep, that's why I like the last one, because in life even if people do rotten things to you, they have their reasons, flaws and feelings, and everyone does something stupid at some point, so its good to avoid taking stuff personally all the time, and try to get to the bottom of whatever's going on and resolve it kindly.

[@Horaxus]

She sounded desperate and frustrated, no wonder she latched into the first person she saw. Just when she calmed down she was actually polite.

@@Horaxus We are all always sometimes like that. We lash out, because we're not perfect, and then we regret for being rude to others... We all need the people like that man in the last story...

[@raymolegacyhunting9954]

As soon as he said “screws and hardware” I honestly lost it.

[@lifeslemons5080]

Ikr I just cheered like I was at a football game😂

[@darcybrummett7004]

Me: 👏👏👏👏

[@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn]

Wut

[@thediligentdungbeetle8116]

I first thought when I said "screws and hardware" I thought he meant the old lady got confused and used it as payment for the man's help but then I continued watching and thought it was hilarious

[@liznemeskery4321]

You and me too.

[@chrissipumpkin]

I'm so glad the candy apple story ended the way it did. By the time the Aldi employee stepped in, I realized that this lady is wildly stressed (too stressed to think straight) and thinks she's being gaslighted, and is just as confused as OP. I'm so glad it ended on a heartwarming note, and I hope that lady was able to make the candy apples in time for her grandson's birthday party. ;-;

[@elijahmate9315]

The voice for the elderly women had me rolling😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@vorticalacorn7ok906]

Ik right

[@sillygoose8040]

Same 😂

[@m1sterch3f7]

Like an old EM

[@mghq-mobilegamerzhq2533]

18:12 Karen said Thank you Me: *surprised pikachu face*

[@ilzevitolina2106]

True tho.

[@aholhorse941]

Insert Sheldon yelling “has the whole world gone mad”

[@Wranderous0001]

"Entitled Bitch use complain aimlessly!" *It wasn't effective*

[@deadlyraver4454]

lol. Right? That would be the LAST thing I would expect at the end of that story.

[@itszefas]

Plus the "NANI!!???" sound!!!😂😂

[@arandomguyontheinternet3500]

Fun Fact: In a episode of kitchen nightmares, the boss of the restaurant fires CUSTOMERS!!!

[@archiie5796]

A Random Guy on the Internet oh yeah is it the one with Gordon Ramsay where he asks why she sucks ans she says she doesn’t need any help?

[@itsyourpal1215]

A Random Guy on the Internet you mean Amy’s baking company?

[@Joplas99]

You mean pino prestanizzi?

[@kayceehowzat5416]

NINOOOOO

[@hansorsic7387]

@@archiie5796 amys baking company in scottsdale

[@AcrizCaazi]

“There’s like a 95% chance that it’s either a scam or an mlm.” Same difference.

[@ThenameisNiels]

Whats an mlm?

[@mordecaieagle4240]

@@ThenameisNiels A fancy name for Pyramid scheme.

[@ThenameisNiels]

@@mordecaieagle4240 I got strangely triggered xD "let's go keep doing the pyramidscheme, but this time.... to be legit.... call it somerhing else!!"

[@midnight.roses369]

@@ThenameisNiels multi level market

[@stephenwaldron4213]

I remember when I first got in with an mlm, it was so bizarre. Their whole concept was "It's running your own business" and all (which my sister and I wanted to do), and when we started, we were told about weekly seminars and such to teach us how to create our own business and be entrepreneurs etc. The first red flag came after the first week we went to the seminar, when the guy "explained" the whole concept of network marketing in no simple words whatsoever. I thought, hey maybe its fine, I'll find out more as I go. The second week we go, another person goes up and again "explains" network marketing... in the exact same words. There were people *religiously* going to these seminars to hear the same thing over and over, and its not even like an introductory class just for beginners, everyone is expected, and I'm like "what manner of kool-aid is this?" We stayed on for a bit trying to figure it out and nobody could explain simply what this whole thing was, just reciting catch-words and so on. We got some samples of some of the products at some points, which tbh were sub-par at best (the juice pouch things were decent). At the end of the day, it was just a sales-person gig. You sell their products fullstop. That is all it is. (Oh, and get points if you can get more people to sell their products). Yeah, they could've just said that tbh without all the ado.

[@taltzi]

EB: *yells at OP OP: *yells back at EB EB: [surprised pikachu face] edit: holy heck, 220+ likes!!?? im- thank ya'll so much

[@DADDY-jv4yu]

EB:NANI

[@halolol_a]

EB:**confused confusen**

[@NeverEverTM]

*_Uno reverse card enter the chat_*

[@DADDY-jv4yu]

EB left the chat

[@a-noxwind]

Lol 😂

[@snekwitch7892]

Karen logic: “Well they’re being nice to another human, or your putting stuff back/sorting stuff, they obviously work here, no matter what they say!”

[@2MeterLP]

And its kinda fascinating how sure insistent they are. Why would anyone lie about his employment?

[@Spearra]

@@2MeterLP The wild karens species is a species primarily found in most common stores but can be found in niche stores as well. Facts and logic are sorely missed on the wild karens species as they're an aggressive species that attack on site.

[@shsltrash6685]

Unfortunately, the Karen Sapien is far from becoming extinct, despite their incredible stupidity

[@jenniferwintz2514]

@@Spearra you've mislabeled the species. Sapien or Sapiens means wise or knowledgeable. I suggest that Karen is a Troglodyte instead.

[@annamienam]

I love your name

[@miserydark1299]

Mr krabs: you’re fired! Patrick: but i dont work here Mr krabs: Would you like a job? * hands hat* Patrick: Oh boy! * takes hat* Mr Krabs: * takes hat* Youre fired!!

[@missyjames8887]

I'd of called the cops on the scammers after I got the second call. "Hello officer I'm being harassed for not taking part in a scam and here's their address they're using to recruit"

[@MerkhVision]

Well, they’re technically not doing anything illegal..

[@TheGoreTheorists]

@@MerkhVision in some countries its actually illegal and they could have paid big money to back out their scam

[@365dayslater9]

@@MerkhVision You can get a harassment charge as long as they're told beforehand.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@MerkhVision yes they are. they’re blatantly defrauding customers out of their donations, lying about services, and harassing people. that’s more than enough to shut them down and imprison the ringleaders

[@crocsaretasty4613]

That old lady is going to go down in history, here nickname is ''The hardware pincher''

[@jamescollier9196]

Nut nabber?

[@maeborowski6567]

Toolbox nipper

[@manshamishra]

The Screw Snatcher?

[@conget]

Hardware relocater

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@jamescollier9196 her husband agrees with that 🤣

[@dom-xt9pt]

That grandma... *would be so dope to talk to...* Edit: I also thought the grandma gave the guy some cocaine....

[@convolutedpeppercorn1078]

I actually thought the same thing when OP was explaining it

[@Baiswith]

I thought there was going to be some sort of money/store/gift card as a thank you, but all the fixings for the bookshelves...that's even better

[@animesenpai1163]

I thought it was the Entitled bitch's car keys

[@Baiswith]

@@animesenpai1163 Nah, I think if the granny had gotten her hands on those, they'd be down the nearest drain lol!

[@abedrahmanomarieh6813]

I thought i was alone

[@WillieManga]

I hope that old lady had a peaceful rest of her life. She was too kind for a world like this, as mischievous as she was.

[@SlimyTune]

Next thing you know the entitled women is in the hospital for breaking her vocal cord for screaming too load and op is the doctor

[@aud2d2]

Hahahhaha this is the story I need

[@itimelord473]

Lmao

[@jesuschrist6697]

“ lady, I’m going to need to see your manager before work do this”

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

Nah, OP would be the Nurse bringing her her meds and/or changing her sheets etc...

[@jayfredrickson8632]

Oooh, karma.😈

[@whateverwhateveryt3714]

The last one was my favorite♡ I liked how rslash stopped using the Karen voice and when she said "thank you" she sounded like a humane person.

[@warrensp235]

WhateverWhateverYT wait , that’s illegal

[@Pfromm007]

At first I was like, "Oh poor granny, accidentally gave him some screws and hardware instead of a few dollars." Then I thought about it.. Then I grinned! :D

[@onikabuto8269]

Ahh lel as soon as i saw that i was like: “dis sweet little old lady is not so sweet”

[@enderplayz2558]

I instantly knew before it even said what the item was

[@Kelle0284]

BWAHAHAHA!

[@Robert08010]

Yeah, honestly I thought it was some sort of weird tip.

[@sunnyvoid7206]

That grandma is amazing!

[@beezytea4250]

"...it's either a scam or an mlm." W H A T ' S T H E D I F F E R E N C E ?

[@Ghost_Cube]

A scam isn't as in Depth as a MLM.

[@winterspectre]

Some mlms are ok. My mother buys pants from lularoe and they're an mlm. They do pay their employees. Their products are good.

[@mook_butt8037]

月Tsuki ........no. Just no.

[@magdalenaos8215]

@@winterspectre Aha, and I guess that is why they've got so many lawsuits recently :)

[@nathanaeld.striker7191]

@@winterspectre No, MLMs are pyramid schemes.

[@jdrake33]

"What do you MEAN you don't work here?" "It's code for 'get out of my face'!"

[@myrjavi]

J Drake NICE.

[@DannyTheDano]

that old lady´s revenge is the best i ever heard.

[@crulius.pontanian]

Old lady reminded me of this quote: Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.

[@johnmorris7053]

That grandma is my favorite person ever😂😂 i can see my own grandma doing that sort of thing😂😂

[@tzisorey]

"I am never coming here again" Me (thinking): "And nothing of value was lost"

[@michellemorgan3667]

"See you same time next week." *rolls eyes*

[@SickVoid]

2:22 You see the rSlash logo popping up for one frame there? I wonder how that got in there while editing xd

[@greatesterrboi408]

He probably left to do something while editing the video and leaving the editor open so yugo jumped on his PC and tried to edit the video by sniffing the keyboard

[@SickVoid]

@@greatesterrboi408 haha

[@isabellec.4900]

i thought i was seeing things

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

it's a bug i've seen in a lot of videos lately (not just rSlash) where for a frame something like the thumbnail image would be on frame for a split second then back to the video. just another KZbin Bug

[@peeblekitty5780]

@@mongmanmarkyt2897 I've noticed it in a video or two before as well. Someone pointed out an instance in the subnautica below zero trailer, which is an unfortunate video for that bug to occur on

[@herpderpington6309]

That elderly woman needs to be protected at all costs. She’s a treasure

[@UnknownNameUnknownNumber]

*I* *am* *Asian* Me at any Asian supermarket *any* *non* *-* *Asian* *customer* : ....excus..... *Me* : I dont work here *walks* *away* NOTE: I work in law enforcement

[@dmf1301]

You need to make yourself a special shirt to wear to the Asian supermarkets! "I don't work here, dumbass!" Printed on both the front and the back. In huge, brightly coloured letters! ;) :p

[@Springdude11]

@@dmf1301 that should be R/Slash merch, but maybe more PG.

[@1kangarookite]

Lmao

[@jayonaisse]

I'm Asian to and i have seen that happen to other people and I just feel bad for them

[@WoDoge]

Thats kind of rude at least say it nise

[@louisgarcia3940]

Old lady: (giving op the bag of screws and hardware) Me: I thought it was money. Also me, being a meme: *You got me in the first half, not gonna lie*

[@thesos320]

Dude I straight up thought that was a fucking top tier cocaine bag

[@kytacoyigo3988]

Louis Garcia bruh XD

[@enbyous1234]

I actually thought the same thing

[@Dr-Ohio]

I thought it was eb's brakes.

[@enbyous1234]

@@Dr-Ohio now that would've been an unexpected twist!!!

[@tomrawlins8214]

Did anyone else notice that Rslashs elderly woman voice is the same as his entitled kid voice except slower

[@AnArbiterAwakens]

Now that you mention it yes

[@dracotunes]

And way more cancer

[@maxmario350]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@christophernunez2682]

I was like whaaaaa was that me or so I rewinded the vid 10 seconds and it’s was not me he made a mistake

[@markgarvey8888]

For the elderly hero of the 1st story, BRAVO!! May I have the intelligence to do something like she did. Instead of my normal hateful & pain inducing way.

[@randomphantomxd4734]

When you already watched the video before it got demonetized Me: *I am speed*

[@BlankBlonk]

*lol*

[@abyanhilmyahmady8470]

lol

[@juliabrivera5179]

That +90 year old woman is cunning for her age

[@jaxblonk5127]

When you get to that age, if your mind isn't structurally decaying from something and you've got a good head on your shoulders, you've had an awfully long time to pick up on how to work around people and learn life skills- she sounds like she's sharp as a tack and would have some amazing stories to tell.

[@katefresina832]

Most nanas are, my great nan once drugged her husband because he was abusive and a cheater and left him. That was back in the 1950s

[@bostonrailfan2427]

she may be old in body but is young in mind!

[@lou-annewilliams6074]

The last lady didn't appear to be malicious just confused. She reminds me of my dad 84 when he expects me to know something just bc of my age. It's like his brain has gotten stuck on expecting me to know and is having issues transitioning to another option. Or even me when my anxiety gets so bad my brain gets stuck like an old record that keeps repeating the same line over and over again. When she kept asking what do you mean don't work here. Her brain was temporarily stuck on the evidence showing he did and the she probably got so frazzled the repeat just kept at it. I think it's a good reminder that when we get in these situations its not always a EM sometimes its just a confused individual having issues processing everything at the same speed we are.

[@lucyjulian7225]

Lmao aw I love the elderly couple from the first story. The elderly woman is a HERO

[@bulletkin7645]

She wants to talk to the manager But found you Karen III, the karening

[@axzcel7135]

lol xD

[@Xx_Rd_Drgn_xX]

The Karen strikes back

[@MuttFitness]

Great idea for a comedy series

[@Shadow2-1]

A new Karen

[@zexaric5638]

Bruh the Karen wars with princess Karen

[@austinhaynes6420]

MLM guy trying to guilt trip the guy into working for him, that's actually amazing. I thought them trying to get people to sign up for their shit was bad, I didn't realize not accepting a job from them was worse lmao.

[@Cramslor]

"I don't work here." "WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

[@nathancraft9043]

I destroyed your 69 likes, hahahahahahaha

[@gregarybrown9896]

Karens need to know that if you help other people in a store, that doesn't mean they work there

[@elizabethshaw7472]

They probably don't understand the concept of helping people for reasons other than getting paid for it.

[@InternetRiceBoy]

Normal people: r/idontworkherelady Me: r/idontwork

[@ShyGreenBean]

deltarune fan same unfortunately 😅

[@csweezey18]

"deltarune fan" A true connoisseur of gaming.

[@crown4212]

Aaaaaaaaaaaayyyy XD

[@duchi882]

*How to get mistaken as an Employee:* 1. Wear the same uniform color the staff wears

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

or: look absolutely nothing like an employee, be it normal clothing or even wearing a uniform, nametag, and equipment from a job in an entirely different field and just be shopping normally.

[@dorping_Wolf]

no no no... just be at the store, it seems

[@kittenmimi5326]

Exception if you met a karen. They'll think that you work there no matter what you wear

[@RickyGExtra_TX]

Happened to me one time. I work at Dominos which our uniform is blue shirts with a small logo on the upper right, black cap, and black paints. I was shopping computers at Best Buy after work while wearing the uniform. Best buy uniforms are similar to Dominos though the company logos are stitched.

[@Spearra]

I'm half convinced a wild Karen would mistake a person wearing kakis and a blue shirt for a Target employee. (Target is kaki pants and a red shirt)

[@NypmhFae777]

DUDE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I GET WHEN YOU POST SO THANK YOU SO MUCH MAN

[@traceymixon4824]

Bless grandma with a long life

[@michelezanini9213]

EM says "thank you" Me: Wait, that's illegal

[@liammett7736]

The last one was really good. Fantastic ending, I was amazed to hear that he helped the lady.

[@TheNinjaMonkey43]

I have the biggest smile on my face from that old lady stealing the hardware to those bookshelves 😂😂 what a great old lady

[@lliamthrumble]

Man i love how everyone telling the stories become super heroic nice people that all other good people adore and thank... especially, random people are always thanking op for being super awesome.

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Huh, I thought I saw this exact same video before... _How wacky!_ Also, I'm suing you because you clearly spiked my brownies and I'm seeing double now.

[@zhianxu7992]

huh I saw you in another video

[@simonsrb543]

I saw the same

[@kt27066]

Someone Not Exactly sure who same

[@TeeKermit]

Same

[@ianzj7325]

I saw some random flashes of your channel logo thing RSlash can you please fix this?

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"You just helped that other person!" Well, shit, I've been my unofficial family medic for years, guess that makes me a doctor! TO THE ER!!!

[@devin1234]

TheBritishWolf Same, I put band-aids on my brother

[@LittleAiiko]

“I don’t work here” “What do you mean you don’t work here?” Go and learn English, lady

[@armadillotoe]

What word do you not understand?

[@monke6912]

All

[@merry.meth.]

Lmao

[@Alexandar358]

8:00 Holy Shit you're so right about that. My old 'job', I was in a position where I really wanted to learn marketing so I could well learn to market my creative writing. So I get into this interview where it all goes well. Seemingly pleasant working environment, but I was so naive. The job was for an "add agent". Then I learned what it was all about. We were calling people all over the world, that we would get them to do Forex trading. I won't go into detail, but the whole thing was really shady. Calling random people using a fake name, having to explain to them, where you got their number, before selling them some service that was supposedly in "Amsterdam" it wasn't. 2000 km away from Amsterdam in fact, in a whole different country. Of course, I was naive back then and wanted to be a good employee. I did great at first, then the whole thing started to stink, with the whole Covid thing. I got sent home until further notice. The further notice was me getting my final paycheck. I felt strangely relieved. Intuitively i knew I never wanted to set foot in there again. Couple months later, I met with a friend of mine who works in a call centre and she asked me where I used to work. I told, her and I explained to her her where it was. Afterwards she told me it was basically an illegal company using illegal databases of phone numbers (probably stolen) selling them a bogus service. Note to self. Always do a background check.

[@zhianxu7992]

Normal Person: I don't work here EP: YOU DON'T NOW!

[@user-ru5fw4ht1r]

Do not don't

[@ColdSharderFFox]

@@user-ru5fw4ht1r d'o'n't n'o't d'o'n't'n't'n't

[@Coltic]

@@user-ru5fw4ht1r do not don't?

[@baileyharris9172]

Do you mean “you do now!”

[@baileyharris9172]

June he means do, as in the opposite of don’t, so he put do not don’t

[@spectralumbra1568]

After watching a few of these videos, I finally figured out the secret of "I don't work here." Karens can't understand the concept of helping someone if they're not getting paid for it, so if they see a random person helping another random person, they don't even notice the lack of uniform and just assume they're getting paid to help as an employee. I mean, why would anyone go out of their way to be nice to someone if they don't get anything in return? That candy apple story though, sounds like the lady was just really stressed and panicking a little.

[@OcioCamaraMx]

For a second I tough the old lady in the first story was giving him money lol Total respect for her.

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

I love that elderly women!🤣🤣🤣

[@adcgdsin9320]

6:45 r/prorevenge. Props to the elderly lady for doing that haha.

[@Scottsteaux63]

FAAAAABulous!!! roflol (>L

[@jeffreyh1778]

HOLY CRAP!!!! That plot twist at the end. OMG that granny is a straight badass

[@donkeyhobo34]

We should get married

[@thatmemeyboi1685]

@@donkeyhobo34 Thats a random reply to this comment

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@thatmemeyboi1685 you want to get married instead?

[@thesos320]

@@donkeyhobo34 I WANNA GET MARRIED

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@thesos320 let's do it

[@thelazyarmy9707]

Entitled Women: says a sincere thank you. Me: wow I didn't know it did that. But in all honesty, I understand exactly how she feels when things are suddenly not going as planned

[@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00]

rSlash "it's either a scam or an MLM" Me: There's a difference?