r/Idontworkherelady Karen Breaks Into My House And Demands To See My Manager!

r/Idontworkherelady The entitled Karen in today's story is completely off her rocker. OP lives in an apartment above a restaurant. The Karen assumes that OP is a waitress, so she follows him to his front door and then breaks into his house, demanding to see his manager because he refused to serve her! But there's no manager here... just some dude's apartment. If you like this video and want to see more, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit videos!
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[@rSlash]

Click the like button to turn it BLUE!

[@mystikk1566]

Done it before I done anything 😁

[@purplezz4471]

Hello there 👍

[@adrien7509]

Hi rSlash

[@MonkeNoel]

Okay

[@hiroshi7025]

MINE IS RED I BEG TO DIFFER

[@iammatt3174]

The veteran husband is the ONE person we always hope to see in these stories. And I'm so glad we did see it today xD

[@42218102742]

Honestly these stories get me so riled up when the OP and everyone involved is so freaking passive. It felt so good to hear one where someone blew up tbh 😂

[@legitsting4774]

I wish I could have two fathers lmao

[@moonprincess500]

So refreshing

[@AJDaniels5298]

He reminds me of a friend of mine, Grant, and his wife, Molly. Grant is a 6'8" MOUNTAIN and Molly is a 4'7" tiny faerie. He protects her like a bulldog and he's got that old soldier switch, too.

[@azshadow32]

My dad served 22 years in the air force, did 3 tours in Vietnam and left a MSGT. He mellowed as he got back to civilian life but there were a few triggers for him and the biggest was me his only daughter. He would flip if anyone was hurting me and always stand up for me. I am now the person sent in if my husband cannot resolve a situation. I miss my dad, he passed due to agent orange exposure side effects, but I am thankful he left me with the ability to stand up for myself and my family.

[@dracko158]

OP's Husband: *Berates her loudly* Karen: "Haha, I'm in danger."

[@jamesnorman9160]

Karen: I may have made a mistake...

[@Karen-kl7yc]

That man was really rude customer is always right

[@wakilhamidi3377]

Karen I thought you were serious until I saw your username

[@TheRaven_200]

Karen God damn it Karen, you’re always embarrassing me everywhere we go.

[@P3bbl3]

I only know that joke because I'm addicted to Tik Tok

[@ellieplays2481]

I can just imagine the PURE TERROR on that lady's face when the man boomed like a volcano at the grunt. Then how he politely apologized to the old lady like Nothing happend.

[@tcrpgfan]

I actually think the nice Old Lady probably thought OP bagged a good husband as he went full on ballistic while protecting her.

[@azisles02]

I don't know why stores had people like that be the one to enforce the rule at the doors. This is exactly why it was a bad idea.

[@rehobalint1100]

"When did we forget that this is America?" I'm not from the US but after hearing this sentence my dog turned into a bald eagle and there's a pile of empty bud light cans next to me. sᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ...

[@islandprincess714]

rehobalint I think he died...... ...

[@Ash_Lawless]

its so funny how americans are all sucking themselves off over bald eagles. you know where has MORE bald eagles? Canada. Specfically Nova Scotia, they are fairly rare in the states, i see them DAILY in Canada LMAO

[@deadmonsterhead4507]

@@Ash_Lawless I lived in america my whole life and I never get why bald eagles stand for america. It is because they look pretty or something?

[@Anagh1701]

Call Putin, maybe he can help

[@antonyduhamel1166]

@@deadmonsterhead4507 It was chosen as their national animal. I suspect because Americans consider the Bald Eagle to be 'prestigious, regal, dignified and civilized.' And they want to consider themselves all those things as well. Comparatively, Canada's national animal is the Loon. Very appropriate, considering that Loons are quiet, pleasant and very friendly if you're calm around them. But make them mad and they'll go after you like soldiers storming a hill. Very Canadian like. (They're also the reason our $1 coin is commonly referred to as a "Loonie.")

[@ilostmyoreo116]

rSlash: reads post OP: so i recor- rSlash: $1000, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

[@theabomination5894]

Person: The recor- Rslash: $1000 here you go!!! Person: I was gunna say the recorder I have is cheap if you wanted it, but yeah sure $1000 will definitely do.

[@user-vp7hh2nt6p]

No it’s I’ll take your entire stock

[@peak.sidehustles]

The Abomination lol

[@Karen-kl7yc]

That's a rip off

[@ilostmyoreo116]

Karen i want to ask for your manager

[@LOKJAV]

rSlash whenever someone has a recording of entitled person: Hippity hoppity, I want it to be my property

[@Poke-Chann]

He said he’s already posted some but I’ve never seen any, has anyone else?

[@Qibli154]

He has posted very funny audio but i don’t remember fully video

[@instagramdemon_on_the_mic4952]

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[@carktheshark]

@@Poke-Chann maybe on his patreon?

[@user-js5qu7kt3t]

It's at the end kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZnTmYGhbpVjiJo

[@evwarne6894]

"Realizing the only person she was yelling at was my fish, who im sure wasn't in the mood to serve her anything after that" Lol

[@krazycats564]

Poor fish

[@itsisabel420]

" Fine, if you don't care I'll find someone who *does!* " Gonna be searching for a while there, Karen...

[@EndellionQT]

Anyone: "I take out my phone and start recording." rSlash: "I'm gonna need that."

[@yumeko3246]

Monica?

[@Karen-kl7yc]

Rude

[@derbomber1239]

@@Karen-kl7yc Hey Hey! Karen

[@likes.of_oldcrows]

@@Karen-kl7yc lol

[@hypercactus6489]

R/slash: I WILL PAY

[@m2pt5]

Why does hardly anyone respond to "I'm gonna call the cops" with "please, do," when the one threatening is clearly at fault and stupid?

[@bleachfanbk]

My mom actually did that, she's a vet and a ahole was being rude to our employees and our customers mom told him to pay and leave and he said " I'm calling the cops" my mom response was "please do" . Ps he got arrested

[@dmf1301]

I guess they don’t want to wait around for hours! Unless the cops happen to be free or nearby, it might take a while to respond to a complaint from a stupid Karen in a grocery store.

[@chameon378]

The cops validity and accuracy rating does not inspire universal confidence, and given average response times, most individuals would not enjoy the wait with the 9 hour minimum of the day Americans usually have consumed by their corporate requirements.

[@sam_4481]

bc chances are, no matter how ridiculous the Karen is, the police will believe her, and might harm the person in the right, because cops are bastards

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Bc not everyone has the privilege to not be seen as guilty the moment pigs arrive on scene.

[@andydbr2969]

War veteran:Screams at karen Me: He is the chosen one

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

Karen after grabbing op: "Why do I hear boss music?"

[@Kuro-hv5bm]

Cello and violin music slowly builds up in sound and complexity as a harmony of gruff voices slowly start singing in ancient Greek

[@chaosreaver3597]

It wasn't boss music, it was the soundtrack from Doom Eternal.

[@ephiroszenheim5647]

@@chaosreaver3597 bfg division

[@hgtdend4672]

Let me catch a karen breaks into my house and screams don't touch me I won't but my baseball bat will

[@dickysatria7268]

If you dont have baseball bat, use frying pan

[@taxevasion0336]

Why get that close when in tHe uNiTEd sTateS oF meRicA you can just shoot them

[@DaBearsInChicago]

No no no no. Don’t shoot them... NUKE tHEM!

[@AceofSpades820]

@@DaBearsInChicago but that'll destroy our home

[@Asutoro]

**Tasty M429 SAW noises**

[@michellerussell5458]

That French lady has thee best hubby. My heart would flutter everytime. And then the code switch back to the helpful hand with the elderly woman. My face = 😍

[@ABrokenJac]

"I don't want to be forced to wear anything" My good sir, have you heard of public indecency?

[@PurpleWind64]

Somethin' tells me presentin' his mug alone would be public indecency.

[@matthewwarren7879]

Yeah wearing clothes to cover your smelly vag is the same as being required to wear something on your face. Im embarrassed to even share a country with you.

[@Screaming_into_the_Void]

I absolutely love the vet husband! He definitely deserves husband of the year and the title "defeater of Karens"!

[@chinesepoohsheesh8200]

Karen: *I am inevitable* Manager: *And I am the manager*

[@ikmwrime29sorryaira60]

CEO:And I am the CEO

[@St.Louis_missouri]

* avengers theme starts playing *

[@OfCourseIMight]

I used the managers to destroy the managers.

[@Karen-kl7yc]

STOP USING MY NAME. Im really nice 😊 and my children are the best. SO STOP USING MY NAME LITTLE BRAT

[@jackieebanks6824]

Wow I just found a Karen in the wild rare

[@naparoid5507]

Op: "Has an incident recorded" R/Slash: In terms of money, I have money

[@zachwatson2824]

I'd love to see these videos

[@bostonrailfan2427]

he’s pathetically desperate for videos, he needs them for clickbait

[@emilyann1114]

“YOU NEED TO LET US IN OUR I AM CALLING THE COPS.” *leans close* “Do it. I *dare* you.”

[@roywempor8395]

Imagine she does and his phone rings

[@thunderflare59]

"She looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language." Logic and common sense are foreign to Karens.

[@hailstormvicebreaker2627]

The title just makes me think "The Karen's, they're evolving!"

[@jamesonweimann4720]

Quick to the gun cabinets we must stop the Karen’s

[@Wargod5632]

Nah evolution implies they are getting smarter and adapting to their surroundings I wouldn't give a Karen that much credit devolving maby neanderkaren

[@demonfoxfilms3570]

@@jamesonweimann4720 I do not have a gun cabinet. Are knives acceptable?

[@joka890able]

@@demonfoxfilms3570 Knives seem acceptable.

[@TaitNewbold]

@@reddhoodie was looking for that 😂

[@aaronbranham2211]

"His voice was loud and frightening" that is called the drill sergeant voice I know it will.

[@jld12er30]

same here but for me it was the sergent nightstalker voice i had the same voice after my 2nd tour in iraq and i got my black shirt

[@confusedingeneral6073]

Ah, a man of the service!

[@salenebrom6476]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@lilalienangel]

It's in families too. We call it the command voice.

[@stuartrobertkennedy8608]

Love the Change of Heart pic!

[@shellymills8105]

The person with the apartment missed an opportunity. “I think youuuu should go talk to the owners for me” “Sure! Hey owners, this nut job followed me into my apartment yelling after I told her I don’t work at your restaurant and that this is my home dwelling. Because of her inconvenience she’s asked me to talk to you. Can we have her removed from the premises? Thanks!!!”

[@CabooseTheMousse]

The veteran said it best. What part of “I do not work here” is so hard to understand?

[@LadyOMyth]

The military husband is basically shouting whatever I shout when I listen to you read this sub-reddit. Man, I love America!

[@Karen-kl7yc]

He was really rude

[@jadeoreo]

@@Karen-kl7yc ok karen

[@Ivellios23]

@@Karen-kl7yc Yeah, and assaulting someone, and demanding said someone, let alone, a non-employee to work for you unpaid isn't rude? Because defending yourself or a loved one from assault must be responded to in the meekest way possible when they've already made it clear, there simply isn't a damned thing you can say to convince them of reality, just simple obedience to their demands and delusion?

[@nfc6793]

@@Ivellios23 lmao its literally a joke account

[@quinnw919]

Besides the crazies, America is great.

[@TorIverWilhelmsen]

"Your contract with my neighbor does not give me any duty to help you. The police? Yes, I will gladly call them to tell them of your trespassing."

[@kumaahito3927]

Add an attempted break-in too.

[@canadianwaffenwaffle2976]

Karen breaks into my house: I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!! Me: *points towards my fatass cat Karen: I NEED U TO FIRE THAT EMPLOYEEEEEeEeEeEeEEEEeEEEE REeEeEEEEEEEEEEeEEEeEeEeEEeeeE! Fat cat: meow

[@fairladykd6734]

Yep, My cats own me too lol & they would prob. fire me and laugh about it!

[@user-ef8ep5di3t]

Lmao that my cat too xD

[@FluffedFeather]

Your cat established and fixed that situation faster than cops

[@roywempor8395]

The cat: GET THE MEOW OF OF MY HOUSE YOU NYDIOT

[@happysentences9721]

@@roywempor8395 ehhhh, effort award-

[@Momo-su6xz]

I work at customer service for the fraud prevention department and boy oh boy, the amount of calls from entitled rude customers I got everyday 🙄

[@crystalrelic_art]

The intense blow out from the French OP's story sounds exactly like how my own boyfriend would react to anyone, let alone an entitled Karen, touching me in any shape or form. Super glad she has someone like him to protect her from crazies.

[@NicholeParker]

For me I know I’d be the one to lose it. My boyfriend is cool and collected ... this is a gift I do not possess and honestly working retail makes my fuse shorter every day

[@StormEyes1991]

So that's how you deal with them... Time to practice my drill sergeant voice. Not sure it's as effective as a male doing it but if it helps to deal with Karens in the wild I'll perfect it.

[@zachwatson2824]

I'm that way with my best friend (her name is Loretta) and I didn't any intention to let someone pull some bullshit on her because I'd always find out and will make sure that person knows what to expect if they try it again

[@The_Nightsong]

OMG, that former soldier screaming at Karen in the store made me laugh SOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!

[@Asutoro]

*One of the only two proper ways to deal with them*

[@Reiver-93]

@@Asutoro the other being?

[@theairaccumulator7144]

@@Reiver-93 gun

[@prisssapero6076]

IT WAS SATISFYING!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo]

@@Asutoro way number 3: Insult them so hard that it they consider unaliving themselves

[@patrickshields6954]

"I recorded it." Rslash "I'll buy it." Take a shot.

[@CourierSixMojaveExpress]

"The world deserves to see it" probably the funniest thing you've said 😂😂

[@Nathan_Talisien]

I've had many "I don't work here" moments over the years... My normal attire is slacks in either black or tan, paired with a three-button polo shirt in a single color; add to that short, neatly trimmed hair and a beard, both liberally sprinkled with gray. I look like middle management at every chain store in the history of ever, and I know it. These instances have been, without exception, short and not unpleasant. Until last week, that is. I was doing grocery shopping and a woman stopped me- by grabbing the collar of my shirt from behind. Woman: "Where the HELL are your damned oven bags?" Me: "I'm not 100% sure, but probably in the aisle that has the word 'bags' on the sign in five inch letters," I told her, pointing. Woman: "If that's how you talk to customers it's no wonder you have such lousy employees, you should set an example." Me: "I don't wor-" Woman: "And another thing, why aren't the restrooms open? I know all about Corona, you can't get it from toilets! You should open the restrooms!" Me, getting louder from irritation: "HEY! I don't-" Woman: "Don't interrupt me! You need to learn some manners! This is NOT how you treat people!" At this point an actual employee heard the ruckus and came over. I've never gotten his name, but I see him every time I shop there. He's always polite and cheerful, with a very easy-going manner; you'd have to be a real prick to NOT like him. Employee: "Ma'am, can I help you with- " Woman, looking even more offended: "Eww! No! Go away! I don't nmtake help from BROWN people!" The employee and I shared a long look, neither of us could believe she'd said that. I could see he was seriously offended, but I also knew if he said what he obviously wanted to he'd lose his job. I decided it was time to do my good deed for the day. I have a talent for being annoying- have since birth. Mostly it's via pranks, puns, and thoroughly tasteless and inappropriate jokes. However, there's also The Noise. I save it for special occasions because it straight ravages my throat. It's a high, sharp shriek made on a long inhalation. My wife says it sounds like a velociraptor having his balls stepped on. Think Jim Carrey making that noise from 'Dumb and Dumber', but cranked up to 11. This... woman... got it full in the face for as long as I could hold it (18 seconds or so, I was counting), from a distance of about four inches. I drew a crowd from several nearby aisles. The noise stops when my lungs are too full to inhale more, which gave me plenty of wind to unload on her. Me: "Listen here, you racist trash! *I DON'T WORK HERE! NEVER HAVE! GO AWAY!* " Woman: "Well I have never-" Me: "Probably never will, either! Who'd want to, with attitudes like yours?" Her face went a deep red. I don't know if it was embarrassment or rage, because she was cut off by a sweet little old lady pushing her cart around us. The old lady reached out to pat her arm. Old Lady: "Life's hard for everybody these days... No need to be a bitch about it, dear." Myself and a bunch of people watching burst out in laughter. The woman grabbed her purse out of her cart and bolted, leaving a full load of groceries sitting in the aisle. The employee told me it was worth having to put it all back just to see her get put in her place, because she was a regular customer and ALWAYS acted like that. Hearing that made it worthwhile, even if I did have a raw throat for two days.

[@KhaoticVakr]

Please teach me how to make that noise!

[@Nunshle_Uvmee]

The way you described "The Noise" sounds like what some people refer to as REEEEEEEEEEE XD

[@Nathan_Talisien]

@@KhaoticVakr I'll try, but I'm not a great teacher, lol. It's not a hard noise to make, but it IS hard on the throat. What you're doing is inhaling; you need to try to bring the air high into the back of your throat. Try making an "h" noise, like when you blow on your hands to warm them up but in reverse. Next, sharply raise the pitch to an "a" sort of sound; it's like trying to imitate a high-pitch child's voice. Make it as loud as you can; then, while at max volume, inhale as hard as you can- then more forceful the inhale, the louder it will get. Have a warm, soothing drink handy when you're practicing; when you're doing it anything close to right it's going to hurt, and probably end in a coughing fit.

[@Nathan_Talisien]

@@Nunshle_Uvmee Kinda, but more high-pitch and less pleasant, lol.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

I've never done that, but the number of times I followed someone until they turn around "oh sorry". Can we agree to not wear blue polos in Walmart and red polos in target?

[@scottbecker4367]

"I won't be forced to wear anything I don't want to." *Gets handcuffed*

[@HabrenOdinsdottir]

And you shouldn't have to. No government should be able to dictate what people wear. How about if all women had to wear hijabs? Would that be okay too?

[@koda6214]

Sabrina Ehredt not wearing hijabs doesn’t risk health. Not wearing a mask does. Wake up.

[@bachri7721]

@@koda6214 www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/M20-1342 Masks have no effect on health.

[@HabrenOdinsdottir]

@@koda6214 How does not wearing a mask risk health? There is no disease. You need to wake up. You are a BRAINWASHED MOOK.

[@genera1013]

@@HabrenOdinsdottir Please explain then how people have died from a disease that doesn't exist.

[@wojtekpolska1013]

if i was the house-renter's neighbour i would call the police immiedetely after she started screaming and said "i just saw a man and a woman trying to break into my neighbor's house, and now they are screaming at me on my own propety treatening me to help them"

[@kaitlynncowper3916]

7:16 OP should've just kissed her wife right in front of the ES to piss her off more 😂

[@RETRO-DEV]

why do i always get here so fast.. like i refresh KZbin at the exact right time every day somehow

[@adelheidbreidvik]

You’re psychic

[@simplysim1346]

I've seen you before...

[@justsomepandawithinternet]

Cuz u fbi

[@tlgotrh8054]

Where is Area 51 mr fbi?

[@emperorfaiz]

@@tlgotrh8054 That's CIA job not FBI.

[@fridgecak-e]

Karen bothering her wife OP: “I was still angry that she pushed me out of the way😒”

[@quicksilverlacey]

Lol

[@alphadron4073]

Yes, and he's in the right to be more angry about being PHYSICALLY PUSHED than he is about his wife being verbally bothered. Laying hands on people, quarantine or not, is inconceivably rude.

[@writingrobin6436]

*Her - the couple were both women

[@neovarahyvenfell2979]

quicksilver b She said in the story it was a couple of years ago, so it wasn’t during quarantine.

[@alphadron4073]

@@writingrobin6436 Must've missed that part somehow. Her, then.

[@fastertrackcreative]

"At this point she's reached the top of the stairs and is now looking around the room, realising the only person she was yelling to was my fish..." Made me laugh 😆 "You need to let me in or I'm calling the police" arrested for not breaking into your neighbour's house? *scratching head* she's a nutcase.

[@jacobwiren8142]

"I have an anger issue, so I watched quietly..." That is literally the definition of NOT HAVING an anger issue...

[@chaincat33]

They probably meant it as, if they went off, they would have went way disproportionately off. So they had to actively stay calm instead of getting on the recieving end of an assault charge

[@ksis1749]

Perfect moment to say *”I AM THE MANAGER”*

[@theartmelon1241]

Yes

[@snowyfox1327]

i am the manager

[@user-wr9ex8ip6v]

Nah, I'm the CEO

[@InsertUser9978]

Karen:I want the owner!

[@ThirteenAmp]

I seen a cop do that once and they then changed it to "I wanna talk to someone above you" He calmly responded "there is no one above me"

[@y.r._]

9:16 FINALLY a story about how I would react to a Karen. I absolutely hate all those storys about "I am shy, i am no good at confrontation, I just wanted to go, I felt uncomfortable la-dee-da". THIS is what I like. The drill sergeant gets every entitled person.

[@olymolly3637]

Biker guy: Doesn't wear a helmet, face mask or anything life-saving as he frolics around town like he owns it. Law: Wear helmet, mask to save yourself from possible fatality! Biker guy: No I don't. It's ok. Death: I'm waiting for you, just counting the days here.

[@DaneFPS]

No one: No One Ever: Karen: “IM GOING TO CHURCH AND TELLING GOD ON YOU. HE IS EVERYONES MANAGER!” God: “Mother Earth is literally Human Resources sooooooo”

[@kwusty7700]

Oh shiiiii-

[@yohann7236]

It was at this moment that he knew. He done goof

[@pitzo5555]

dumb Karen: Puts hand on Army veteran's wife army veteran: so you have chosen death

[@barauder]

@@yohann7236 BRUH.

[@dkmaechen3573]

God: Let me introduce you to my friend Covid 19.

[@Bladewalker1]

The EW who got in between the couple to ask where a certain brand of dog shampoo was. When she got rude, either one of the couple could of response to her could, "soooo, you like that brand of dog shampoo. It makes your hair looks nice and shinny."

[@alexhenshaw7863]

We need more veteran husbands putting these Karens in their place the right way! Love that story bro!

[@CadenceWallace]

French Lady’s Husband is the GOAT

[@BDM276]

I also had an "I don't work here" encounter. I was waiting at the shop to get my car back and someone asked a question. I politely told her I didn't work there and told her the people inside could probably help her. She apologised for the mistake, I said it wasn't an issue and we wished each other a nice day.

[@arcturus0379]

I wish it were always that simple Lmao

[@theviewfromthesummit]

You know there is something wrong with me when rslash posted at nearly 6am and I haven't slept yet.

[@mintypassion467]

Sara Bales yeah... me too

[@mj1722]

Hahaha same

[@theviewfromthesummit]

Woah 30 minutes just passed in two minutes. Im so out of touch with reality. I need sleep.

[@heliosspecialistarrogant7031]

As a great men say "please go the fuck to sleep".

[@cameronward9443]

In my experience when people mistake you for working somewhere, when they find out they were incorrect, they usually double down out of embarrasment. It's happened to me numerous times that people will get angry at the fact that you don't work there, like somehow it's your fault.

[@SuperDude9147]

With the lady that barged into the apartment...he should have followed her in, locked and deadbolted the door in a super creepy way, and then with his back still to her and the hand on the deadbolt, just loud enough for her to hear, as she realizes that she's in his house, and the fish doesn't want to serve her anymore, say, "YOU are the one serving me now."

[@merriquelynn866]

I’m picturing the fish with a mouth full of human teeth being the one to tell her that she serves him now.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

12:12 Yeah, assaulting and berating someone, calling them a liar, and then breaking and entering into their home... that's definitely how you get them on your side...

[@Richard_Nickerson]

2:30 You're on the store security cameras already. You're in public, you've given up that right to privacy.

[@novaglmv]

You are giving concent by being on owned property, aka the store property sooo

[@Casey5693]

No, French Fry OP! We love hearing you gush about your husband! It's so sweet!

[@maiafotheringill3640]

When you raised your voice to do the angry husband, the sudden voice change almost made me spit out my drink, I laughed about after, thank you for making these video, I always enjoy

[@simplysim1346]

Rslash: Uses same thumbnail from before** Me: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@MalachioftheForest]

"Its unconstitutional!" Oh really? Where exactly does the constitution list "you don't gotta wear masks" as one of our inalienable rights?

[@grimmseti]

He thinks he has a constitutional right to violate the rules of private property and he thinks he has the right to trespass. He has neither.

[@jadavison]

While decency laws have been upheld forced covering even during a pandemic has not. There limited powers in both TIME and SCOPE governors and local government have. Even private businesses have limits that they can require. The longer this goes the more problematic it is. Problematic as in unconstitutional.

[@TorIverWilhelmsen]

@@jadavison No, businesses have a right to deny you access for any reason except race, gender etc. You have no rights to their property. And maybe leave the "it's unconstitutional" decision to the courts - if anyone actually challenges these laws other than writing about it on social media.

[@Latchkeyclown]

Amendment 1st, 2nd, and 5th to be specific but he is shopping at a corporation which I'm sure is private so in private property he can either obey private property rules or go away.

[@AmEv7fam]

It's sad how many people don't realise that "open to the public" and "public property" are two legally different definitions.

[@peanutcruncher1349]

*karen breaks into apartment* "DON'T TOUCH ME!"

[@andrewvelonis5940]

This is one of the wildest collections of theses stories that I have heard. Also: I can understand mistaking someone for an employee under some circumstances, but when someone says "I don't work here" it makes zero sense not to believe them

[@BlasianBobbi215]

You know, that “biker” should see aftermaths Of bike accidents involving people that refuse to wear helmets.

[@alearnedman]

I mean, it's not like they're designed to protect areas that aren't the head.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

16:12 Tbh, I would've just been like "...Yes, I'll take your luggage." As soon as they're out of sight, drive to nearest forest. Yeet luggage into nearest conspicuous amount of foliage. They ask for the luggage, play dumb. They call the police, explain that nobody would _give you their personal belongings after trespassing on their property, along with their neighbour's. Nobody in their right mind, anyway._

[@Marnukei]

Footage of Karen: “ exists” rSlash: I WILL TAKE IT NO MATTER WHAT!

[@draum8103]

Lmaoooo the moment around 11:45 when the Karen told shouted at the OP to get back to work, then charged into his apartment and room, so damn funny!!!

[@loganmartin59]

In the first story when I was told that I was required to wear a mask in the store, I would have calmly walked away. Just because you believe something is right or wrong doesn't mean you have to make a scene in public.

[@Orangenkraft]

"I have a right to shop in a public business" Do public businesses even exist?

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

Depends...does it recieve government funding?

[@conorprice6527]

In Canada they do

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

Yeah, they're..... I forget the name, the stores on base. But I think its only for active military and family, because you know, on base

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd On Parris Island, they called it "The Exchange,"

[@Trevin_Taylor]

Yes. It’s public business vs private business (club). But open to the public doesn’t mean the public doesn’t have to follow rules. No shoes, no shirt, etc.

[@t.h.5180]

I've been binging your videos for God knows how long at this point, and I've noticed that you owe an awful lot of money if you got your hands on all the videos you were told existed :')

[@Zaiiuvi]

That husband who was very protective, he is a true keeper. If I was a woman I would find a man like that and never let him go.. She is a very lucky woman and he is a very lucky man to be able to get a nice non gold digging wife. Great story, amazing voice, and phenomenal "I dont work here lady." Moment.

[@JPOC226]

Love how the biker guy is talking about the Constitution... and how he has right to privacy... NOT in public... thats called FREEDOM OF THE PRESS its in the constitution

[@bachri7721]

Doesn't apply on private property.

[@JPOC226]

@@bachri7721 if its open to the public it does.

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

@@bachri7721 A store usually isn't private property.

[@michaelpiemonte5663]

Some states have a party consent law and he is right about the mask law though the state can't force you to do something like wear a mask only private businesses can say no mask no service

[@thecatarmy3485]

This is one of the last vids I watch before I don’t have WiFi once I move, thank you

[@m.e.o.w4837]

I love seeing justice and I’ll admit, you are doing a great job telling these people’s stories!

[@prisssapero6076]

That former soldier screaming at a Karen IS EFFIN' SATISFACTION HAHAHAHAHAH MAN!!!

[@LilSenwolf]

2 things on the first story 1. You have no expectation of privacy in publicly accessible areas. So anyone can film you. 2. The store is public access but its privately owned so they are definitely allowed to say if you aren't wearing a mask or you can't come in even if it wasn't legally required.

[@colin5484]

rSlash: **posts at 8:47 a.m.** 9:00 a.m.: am I a joke to you?

[@cade-music]

sorry, but it was 2:47 PM. idiot

[@zaidkara9579]

For me it uploaded at 2:02

[@JadeDoesVideos]

@@cade-music you are joking right

[@JadeDoesVideos]

@@cade-music sorry but, timezones. Idiot

[@colin5484]

I’m eastern time

[@ShindoKagiri]

Karen: *breaks into your home* Me: *tries to get her out* Karen: "DoN't ToUcH mE!"

[@keyman3131]

4:36 ahaha I'm just imagining her like "come to your senses or we're skipping rib night". The worst kind of punishment from a wife who likes to cook.

[@Culvey]

Overall Moral of these stories... when a Karen is being a Karen, be assertive not passive. They assume everyone will bow down to them, but when you put them in their place and confront them they USUALLY back down and realize they have no power with you. "And under our state law" no... its "state mandates" or "state guidelines"... none of the mask guidelines or mandates have been voted into law. The officer recited the mandate, not the law. Also the one about the lady entering OP's apartment... yeah that b*** would have been physically thrown out my door. She is clearly aggressive and hysterical, and the owner (or renter) has the right to defend their home.

[@alearnedman]

Couple things. That particular story was a bit circumstantial since the Karen was basically physically assaulting the man's wife. For most of us the majority of Karens we are exposed to more fall into the category of jist feeling entitled enough to be demanding and very rude, and escalation on our parts even just to the point of yelling like he did can easily backfire, particularly since the majority of Karens tend to be white women and if you happen to be like myself (a dark skinned man) that can easily lead to much more trouble coming your way. While you aren't incorrect about the law vs. mandate distinction, it's largely semantics for the practical situation. The business still pretty much has to follow the mandate, and is well within it's rights to not serve someone for choosing to disregard it. Also, pretty sure the speed at which the trespasser both barged in and out of the apartment coupled with the fact that the person who lived there was dealing with a likely breakable plate she had promised to return makes it unlikely physically throwing her out ever was an option, in those specific circumstances anyway, though of course it's true she would have been fully within her rights to do so.

[@barauder]

Legit no one: Karen: breaks into house and expects a manager Me:😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tao7311]

Everytime someone says something like "breaking into ____ home" all I can think about is the Kool-Aid man busting through a living room wall yelling "OH YEAHHHH"

[@notsolidtree6697]

When he did the voice of the vet I could feel the emotions from the words

[@shadowman7307]

That first guy is pretty much a perfect example of "MUH FREEDOM AND LIBERTY!" Also that war vet deserves a medal.

[@ShadSpark]

He probably has at least one

[@iamdb1990]

"never seen an American Karen"? aren't all Karens American by default? lol

[@jamesonweimann4720]

No they are everywhere it’s just that most LIVE in America because they know they can get away with most of the crap they pull IN America

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

Karens differ from country to country. In Greece for example you would hardly see any person behave in such a ridiculous manner and claim he is on the right. There's also a difference in how we deal with fights. In America fights are typically an endless tirade about "you said and I said". In Greece we yell for a few minutes, maybe throw some punches and kicks to blow off some steam and then we continue our day.

[@rai1879]

My mom is a Central American Karen há 😂😂

[@sofiya3854]

In Russia it will be a Анжела And in Korea it would be a 지혜 I am half Russian/Korean

[@phantasystar88]

Nope. Not all Karen’s are white either. There are Karen mentalities in every country.

[@samurailevi49]

I’ve actually gotten this once, but the encounter was very pleasant. A man asked where I could find something in the store, and since I go to the store often, I just said, “Oh I don’t work here, but you can find it likely over there.” He thanked me and went on his way.

[@nabeliaree]

You scared my phone to death, when you used the angry husband's voice. It stopped responding! 😂

[@davismcdonald6850]

Had I been in bed and had she entered my home she would have been going to the hospital

[@phlushphish793]

or the morgue.

[@davismcdonald6850]

@@phlushphish793 that was honestly implied. I was just saying that in a way that wouldn't be flagged by KZbin

[@phlushphish793]

@@davismcdonald6850 My dad was a boxer. As a joke, he'd hold up his left fist in your face and say, "This is 6 months in the hospital." Then he'd hold up his right and say, "This is sudden death!"

[@finnwoodward27]

Honestly the way you say twat as tw-arh-t makes me laugh every time xD

[@capta1nher0]

I don't think americans use that word much haha

[@bamtzu]

LOL THE PROTECTIVE HUSBAND IT WSS SO FUNNY AND ADORABLE TO ME!

[@melmelmelmelmel726]

Why does the way he said dog shampoo make me crack up 🤣

[@WetNoodleBob]

When the veteran finished screaming i got a mk11 ad and it said FINISH HIM it was kinda funny.

[@merelybrainrot]

Me: that thumbnail was used before My brain: maybe it's a copy of the video Me: no My brain: yes Me: *listens to first story* My brain: oh nevermind

[@holycrusader7965]

The off duty police officer story got me thinking because the wife is calling his husband "Howie". It reminded me of The big bang theory Howard and Bernadette since Bernadette calls howard as howie.

[@lloydkeith3061]

As a veteran I can say,... we ALL have a switch. It comes part and parcel with our "it's over before it's on" package we get during our service. Total chill till we are not,... then total chill again.

[@lemon-sketch9120]

KZbin: comments 7 Me: than can you let me see them? KZbin: no I don't think I will.

[@tylerryan7959]

Ledger Balance that wrong lol

[@quicksilverlacey]

Um no.. than is what's incorrect. It should have been just left out anyways it wasn't even needed & it's used incorrectly here.

[@stythes272]

Imagine if someone sent the videos that Rslash is asking to buy and we get to see it, it'd be hilarious

[@memeboi2096]

That soldier is the mvp he knows when to flip his switch and let his instincts do the rest

[@appalachianenthusiast9499]

"But if I call the cops, they legally can't arrest me because I'm a taxpayer!" is probably what that last couple was thinking.

[@this_channel_is_discontinued]

**looks at title** “Excuse me wtf”

[@barrybee4610]

I work up too early and had to wait for this XD

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

Big mood.

[@VGM_HQ]

Same dude

[@Richard_Nickerson]

I work up too early

[@WindrunnerB4]

Op should have tried to sue the Karen for trespassing.

[@Hydrogenbobm]

Friend: why were you shopping so long? Guy and wife: we compared hose reels.