RT Podcast: Ep. 249

The Rooster Teeth Podcast is back in video form! Join us for our episode originally aired on December 16, 2013.
This episode features Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns.
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RT Podcast: Ep. 249
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[@jjking700]

1:01:25 You know what ill tall ya what ill tell ya what

[@caseyhamm8822]

I was looking to see if anyone else made a comment about it.

[@BadWolfStark]

Thank you so much

[@BrandonCMaximum]

Gus's dream from the beginning needs to be a RTAA

[@NinjaPups]

Thanks for the Christmas Podcast guys! This video was the best to be listening to right now as I pull a Halo4 christmas all nighter :D

[@phoenixsplash135]

Technically it was recorded last week.. the Christmas podcast will come out soon on itunes

[@RolandSchlosser]

'You know what, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what' I LOST IT!

[@DovahkiinAnthony]

Yes, the podcast keeps me occupied until I go to a Christmas party. Thank you RT, for keeping my boredom at bay.

[@TheEpicSeal]

Your name suggests there was another way to keep your boredom at bay...

[@XtraSass]

That's kinda weird cause that's whats going on with me

[@DantheJokeMan]

TheEpicSeal theres always another way...

[@laxm0nkey]

I just got my wisdom teeth out. this shit is amazing@@@@

[@gomey60]

laxm0nkey Merry Christmas huh?

[@xepher1234]

This is my favorite cast for the podcast. Gavin and Barb are hilarious together. Then Gus, Burnie, and Gus just complete the picture ;)

[@SuperJustme9]

Burnie: "Someone in this room did it. Both of you." Gavin: "Well i didn't do it." Burnie: "You sent me a picture!" Barbara's face was the best thing ever!

[@puffafro]

Merry Christmas everyone and Roosterteeth peeps!

[@JoelTaker]

merry christmas :D

[@PimplyPete]

Mark 09:39 "Gavin Prime" - Burnie Burns. That's Gavin's new nickname!!!

[@LemmingRuss]

So... He turns into a Truck?! >D

[@heresgeorgey3668]

i am Gavin prime leader of the achievement bots, achievement bots GAME OUT!!!!!

[@LemmingRuss]

Heres Georgey This must be a thing!

[@heresgeorgey3668]

Good for an animation

[@YoshitsuneBenkai]

Heres Georgey "Oooo that's my uncle!"

[@robertfox05]

Barbara a redhead? YES, PLEASE

[@Dangerwiggles]

I need that candy cane dog in an animated adventure.

[@casualbird7671]

How was it all those years ago?~

[@frereleo]

Man I loved Burnie this week, his was so laid back and snarky.

[@DovahkiinAnthony]

On the note of Trilogies, I think the Dark Knight Trilogy is an exception. The Dark Knight felt complete to me.

[@bluehat94]

If only that last 15 or so minutes weren't so poorly handled.

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

A Cloudberry Kingdom LP followed by the RT podcast, Happy Holidays!

[@LightningHits2x]

34:00 I can already see a fanfiction being wrote

[@Nhafem]

put it down to .5 speed it is so good

[@Nhafem]

steven hafemeister it sounds like they are on pot

[@abdullahgoku5686]

steven hafemeister you sir are amazing

[@Nhafem]

ha ikr

[@xXFreakCl0wnXx]

steven hafemeister oh my god around 8:20 is the best

[@nickandspencer4760]

Is there a way to do that on mobile?

[@BigHands64]

Gavin looks so smart when he talks about cameras

[@Satherian]

This episode, brought to you by: Woolworth. Woolworth: We Still Exist

[@Crazee108]

In Aus, Woolworths is one of the main supermarkets in sydney

[@Satherian]

Crazee108 Woolworth: Aussies Know Us

[@WASDxMerceless]

Woolworth's is a food supermarket which is still massive in Australia. They also own Dick Smith's, an electronics store, which is going out of business.

[@CudaJ]

It used to be called safeway ahha

[@WASDxMerceless]

yeah, think it still is in Victoria

[@CudaJ]

Nah that is where I live and all I see is Woolworths.

[@WASDxMerceless]

ahk, must have changed a while ago then

[@kurt414]

WASDxMerceless Dick Smith's? Do they forge custom dicks?

[@jordanspringer8]

Love the hair, Burnie.

[@Piyamakarro]

Around 4:45, Hey, no need to cry over spilled milk.

[@connorwilson2080]

"you know what, i'll tell you what, i'll tell you what" in tears watching that over and over again hahaha

[@xxgetthetablesxx]

The best phone call prank I've seen was a guys would get angry and pick a fight with a person over the phone while he was in a store and he would say come to the store and fight him but he would describe a person beside him when asked what he looked like. Would freak people out.

[@overseer06]

Jordan should totally use Gus's and Burnie's dreams in an RTAA, like a five-ten minute omnibus.

[@RolandSchlosser]

where's the link to the bluetooth prank that burnie talked about? they didn't put it in the link dump :c

[@alecleone579]

Lord of the Rings: Two Towers was a great example of a middle book that had and finished its own story with a smaller but still major conflict, that grabbed the reader and made that the focus of the book/movie, so when it ended, there was still the huge overlying conflict that had yet to be resolved, and the watcher/viewer was satisfied, and yet still invested in the story that was yet to be finished.

[@ThereIsNoDog96]

So, where can one find that bluetooth prank on women Burnie was talking about at the beginning? It's not in the link dump..

[@mulpatiJi]

Bump for interest?

[@a7xDUD3]

Lmao these podcasts are so funny. I look forward to watching them each week

[@Ilkiespace]

That dream needs to be an RTAA.

[@Strabanna]

it is

[@TheOffensiveShit]

Strabanna That comment was made before the RTAA came out.

[@Ilkiespace]

+Strabanna yeah i commented before it came out so... learn how to read dates my friend.

[@SwampySauceGaming]

Gavin feeding gus fries is the best part of this podcast hahaha

[@cyberworrier94]

Guss and Gavin, just have to say, as a Pre-Med Student, you both get an A in my book ;) Your discussion made my happy :)

[@DarkWolfGames10]

I found it amusing to watch Gus and Burnie try so hard to figure how Gavin's dream went especially the repeated uses of "Third Gavin" and "Second Gavin",all while they are completely serious.

[@FabioCrow07770]

How is "Arrow" not on your list for top tv shows?

[@RsnFrmAshes]

because people have opinions that are different than yours?

[@myc3lium579]

RsnFrmAshes and its crap

[@MrChris]

Whats arrow?

[@FabioCrow07770]

it's a show on the CW about the Character "Green arrow" I had my doubts about the show before I seen it but it turned out to be really good

[@Kexmannen97]

I personally really dislike what they have done with the character, he is not like that :(

[@MrOmniViolence]

Merry Christmas Rooster Teeth and the RT Community From Australia :3

[@sirrodney61]

In Australia Woolworth's is a grocery store.

[@faisalahmed157]

1:01:25-" You know what?! I'll tell you what! I'll tell you what!" Burnie... hahaha I must have replayed that like 10 times one to hear him say it and see Gavin and Barbara's reaction lol Love these guys!

[@TheeSethCage]

I love how the cast is trying to make sense of a GAVIN dream.

[@gtaclevelandcity]

I cannot wait for the "Gavin's Wet Dream" animated adventure.

[@bs000]

What does the Paul Walker tribute on the Blu Rays look like? Is it the same as the one on the Fast & Furious KZbin channel?

[@DDnufcGamer]

I always move my leg when I sit down normally lol. It keeps me fit ;-)

[@MonkeyHazard]

i think Woolworths in Australia is different to the one in America (or was in America). Woolworths here in Australia used to be called Safeway (it's a supermarket)

[@brup123]

We had both Safeway and Woolworths in the UK. Woolworths didn't sell any food (other than drinks and snacks), whilst Safeway was purely a food store I think.

[@mattfrancis9431]

woolworths was never in America it was in britain

[@Reillyod]

Bernie had a great point around the 1:16:00 ish mark. With the old age saying, "If you're not being sold something, you're what's being sold." Sometimes we get so sucked in the world of "Ad-Free" that we will do whatever it takes to stay away from those, even if that means allowing (unknowingly) the company to sell your information.

[@Italiankid1029]

This episode brought to you by Woolworths

[@melissascharf8151]

whoever was making the inception movie sounds during the gavin dream conversation had me in tears hahaha

[@SuperBeaverDuck]

Barbra and gavin are probably the best looking rooster teeth people.

[@jimmbodragonslayer]

... are you not looking at Gus?

[@TheTheOpTiCJewel]

MrDuckyJ That comment. You are going places sir.

[@unblockedbridge]

That's why i really want them to do it.

[@michaelmyers1999]

sweenigami So what?

[@XHeavyfireX]

What about Miles?

[@LivelyEchos]

nothing beats watching the rooster teeth podcast after finishing of wrapping presents for the family.

[@okmarshall]

5 facts: Woolworths?

[@haydenteague5445]

Fact #1 - Woolworths is still big here in Australia

[@haydenteague5445]

***** no that is New Zealand, not Australia

[@bigmat319]

***** i have not heard anyone call us Auzzies sheep fuckers before :/

[@MrYoyo200]

This may be old but let me set it straight to foreign knobs that don't know shit about other countries: New Zealanders have sheep, they do not in any way symbolise them nor fuck them, that's a waaaaaaay over exaggerated "joke". Australians in no way try to copy NZ, we are seperate, they are like our step brothers at best, we don't cherish them, but we do like to have fun with them or joke around every now and then. We also have a great rivalry with them in Rugby which is fun. Get your facts straight and don't be a mindless idiot please.

[@101Crock]

FAA Fuck you.

[@jwolfe769]

barbara looked pretty excited there at the end when burnie said he had a picture

[@AlecMcNab96]

1:24:40 this did not age well

[@Johno3998]

aged like milk

[@drumboarder1]

Greg Benson is probably my favorite youtuber, so glad they talked about him!

[@drkdsz]

0:57:14 - Yes Gavin? 0:59:27 - But.. Why?

[@StereotypicalCDN08]

Gus is a funny guy! I've never watched one of these, but im glad I did

[@TheEnigma271]

Archer>bobs burgers

[@OneTrueEdge]

Louise>You. How's it feel to be the bitch of a fictional cartoon character!? You are.

[@benozzy003]

blast from past time when rt was still good

[@matthewpinckard1847]

🥰😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️💀🧛🏿‍♂️😇🧛🏿‍♂️😇🥵🧛🏿‍♂️🥵🧛🏿‍♂️☕️🥵🫤🧓🏾😤🫤🙄🥲👍🏻💯💯👍🏻❄️🐜🧛🏿‍♂️🧛🏿‍♂️😂💀

[@OliviaaGrace34]

i know this podcast is super old but hey! i work at woolworths australia!!

[@Goldie267]

I've only had two painful incidents in my life so far. The first was when I was practising roly polys/front rolls on my mums bed and I rolled wrong and hurt my neck and I had to get an xray to make sure nothing was broken or something, and since then I've never been able to do roly polys. And the second one was when I was in primary school, I was playing 'It' with a friend and the grass happened to be wet on that day too. As I was chasing them I slipped and ended up doing the splits and my god was that painful, I even had to get someone to help me up because I just couldn't get up.

[@TAYLOR22211]

Yup. I counted three shots with a GoPro each one lasting about 2 seconds but it was absolutely awful and took me completely out of the fantasy feel back into real life.

[@TripleBassMetal]

I do really love color blind assist in the Battlefield series. Very helpful and considerate.

[@duby149]

omg this dream needed to be in the Watch RT Animated Adventures

[@bigbean8579]

2 hours till christmas here but merry christmas to all the staff at rooster teeth and all fans

[@CreatableGaming]

AUSTRALIA COMES UP IN EVERY.SINGLE.PODCAST...

[@avacado9756]

because people in australia are their top viewers i think?

[@jpsnail]

or maybe they just happen to like australia?

[@xdonutwizard]

just have these 4 all the time, so good

[@deegan2000]

1:12:48 Gavin grabs his ankle to stop it moving. Why?

[@nomanmon]

Who cares? lol

[@deegan2000]

rood

[@TheEnigma271]

Cod does have colorblind assist I know because I use it not because I'm color blind but because I prefer the way colorblind assist looks

[@MerlinTFH]

how did 'house of cards' not even come up

[@zachwolf7545]

I need gus's candy cane dog to be an animated adventure now

[@InfinityLDog]

There's still Woolworths in Australia.

[@mrepicchickenman]

5:36 for RTAA

[@Appsaldri800]

Does anyone know how many times Burnie has mentioned "WoolWorths" because I lost count?

[@SpacePotato237]

I love the colorblind assist in Battlefield, it's only the best thing in a video game ever... of all time

[@kenanrifat8135]

So much of youtube is just cancer.. Gavin was the best part of the KZbin rewind video.

[@NrRedXephos]

Yess !! I can watch this while I'm at my aunts house on X-mas

[@snider029]

"When are you going to get a tower of pimps built" Burnie brings up something I've thought of there. What If I or someone else started a kickstarter to build a tower of pimps with each reached goal increasing the tower of pimps in size until it became full sized 1x1x5 meters (I think minecraft blocks are in meters) big and then we delivered it to RT to put someone where. And maybe donaters could have their names engraved on the gold blocks as a reward? Thoughts anyone?

[@TheGuyZane]

Because 1 gram of gold cost $43, and there are 19,282,000. grams in 1 cubic meter. That means it cost $829,126,000 PER BLOCK. If you mean wooden/Styrofoam blocks painted gold, It would cost less than $50.

[@snider029]

I would be plated Gold or Gold leaf not solid. also fuck trying to move a 95,000 kilogram pillar of gold blocks plus Obsidian.

[@TheGuyZane]

snider029 Well now I feel foolish :)

[@mrjayjayrox740]

Can't wait for Gavin's inception animated adventure

[@jadecarlo1673]

"3rd Gavin is just jizzing"

[@javedsharif8791]

This is the best podcast crew ever

[@ODSTSolider]

I can't believe they left out Dexter!!!

[@ODSTSolider]

Oh is it there opinions?? I thought it was like most popular shows or something.

[@haveheart456]

ODSTSolider Yes

[@DeepPuddleRecords]

ODSTSolider Yeah, they decide it depending on how they feel.

[@TraviePoe]

Great show, but this definitely wasn't a season that could be considered one of the best shows of this year

[@ODSTSolider]

tserofmai I wasen't talking about Dexters Labratory all though its a good show I was talking about the Dexter show on Showtime XD

[@StuartEaston23]

I'm really glad Sons of Anarchy got mentioned in their discussion about TV shows, love that show.

[@calebanderson2692]

Why aren't these longer?

[@ricardothealien]

they may have other work to do.

[@AsterSG]

i want to see the video burnie was talking about about the guy with the bluetooth does anybody know the youtube link for that?

[@RevoWrath]

gavindreamception

[@SebScrobble]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[@jjymadmax99]

whats the instrument playing during the intro?

[@Aphidzz]

R/TREES BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!

[@jjymadmax99]

AWWWEEEEE SHIT MAN UPTOKE THAT SHIT UP!

[@Aphidzz]

Faze AWWWEEE SHITT MAN YOU POSTING THIS SHIT?!?!?!

[@jjymadmax99]

I WILL

[@Aphidzz]

Faze FUCK YEAH MAN!!!!

[@velijohgis]

My favorite podcast crew!

[@GDxGeneralKael]

Paused at 10:15... Have fun, kiddos.

[@amywoolner99]

Did the footage of Gavin and Dan in the rv ever get released?? 29:56

[@humanshrek6020]

+Amy Woolner youtube rewind 2013 is the video

[@amywoolner99]

Jack Good thank you, i thought he was talking about another behind the scenes video :)

[@keepcalmsaltandburn]

this comment is old as hell, but I had to reply because it actually was a behind the scenes video. if you just search "rt life KZbin rewind" it should be the first one, if you're still interested.

[@RavixAryss]

Gavin was having a dream about himself having a wet dream and waking up covered in blood. There, not so hard to explain was it?

[@AkiroAnbu]

Yes

[@demjananatoligolubov6756]

First Gav or second Gav was covered in blood or was it the third Gav

[@danielmartin5608]

But see, it was funny and entertaining. This isn't.

[@Dashu16]

Demjan Anatoli Golubov 2nd Gav for sure

[@jdt989]

nah the first gav had a dream about the second gav having a wet dream, when the second gav woke up there was semen on the bed and instead of cleaning it he said i'll clean it in the morning, when he woke up again there was blood and bloody finger prints all over the bed. then the first gav woke up

[@RoKModder]

This episode is brought to you by Inception, "If you want to watch a 2 year old movie, and become so confused you feel like you're in Gavin's dream, then this film is for YOU!"

[@ProjectHMz]

Rick and Morty!!!

[@ZerberusKnight]

After watching the pilot this morning... YES!!!!

[@andrewklein7969]

As a high school student in AP Biology, it's funny seeing them talk about antibiotics and bacterial mutations.

[@Absorr]

Why is Doctor Who not even considered for nomination?

[@joshuahorgan42]

He is but on the galaxy scale.

[@BroSisAnimeFans]

SCYLINEgamer they just dont like it

[@ampm92]

just bcuz they dont watch doctor who. not persional. i dont think

[@AdamG7234]

Because the newest season was fairly crap

[@jaggerrai]

what did babara mean when she said vitaly at 1:33:00?

[@ChaoticCubizm]

Vitaly Z

[@jaggerrai]

but why did she say his name

[@MitchCyan]

There's a NEW Mexico?

[@overseer06]

There's also a New Orleans, a New York, a New Zealand, and a New England. And in 2271, there may be a New Vegas.

[@erikacheson6952]

16:21 Burnie is laughing about how Gavin hurt himself but goes straight faced once the camera switches to him. omg lol

[@TheTypoMatser]

"Pewdiepie made a really good video" "Said No One Ever" Gus sorola is now my favorite person ever

[@HellzMVP]

Burnie: "You know what? I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what!" I was cracking up for a good 5 minutes after that. Barbara laughing hard also helped lol.

[@alowishusabercrombie4420]

Woolworths still exists in Australia, it's the biggest supermarket chain here. I would know, I work in one.

[@alowishusabercrombie4420]

Just found out the America "Woolworth" and Australia's "Woolworths" are actually different corporations. Woolworth = gone, Woolworths = still active

[@darkhalo459]

every time it cuts to Burnie talking, i find myself looking at the RTAA Burnie in the background instead of the actual Burnie

[@Kahadi]

Canadian bacon = pemeal bacon (probably spelled pemeal wrong...) = back bacon it is NOT ham! there's a big difference!

[@kyleprice6991]

Canadian bacon is almost exactly the same thing as american bacon. only it comes from pigs raised in Canada.

[@Kahadi]

have you ever had Canadian bacon? I mean, sure, if you take the name literally, that's the only difference. but what people mean when they say Canadian bacon, is pemeal bacon (and I still can't spell pemeal right...), sometimes even back bacon. why? it's made differently. it looks different, tastes really different, and IS different

[@learntoblend2033]

Kyle Price dude Canadian bacon is like sliced ham

[@Diddly0060]

blockG Nah man, I've had many discussions with some american buddies, Canadian bacon means different things in diff places, but in Canada Peameal bacon is Canadian bacon

[@ampm92]

blockG it does taste like ham

[@benbenoit2849]

50:45 Omg I got scared when the French Fry actually went into Gus' mouth. I though it was them just pretending. Lol