RT Podcast: Ep. 487 - We Got Nothing Figured Out

[@epicgamingrevolution2935]

5 signs of volcano: 1. all burned up 2. No grass 3. Lava outside mountain I forgot the last 2.

[@ronaldjavierperezfigueroa4762]

EpicGamingRevolution the best comment

[@jadebladehawkboss1663]

Amazing

[@kenzie_bro2155]

I wonder how many of the current fans will understand this

[@CButtonshaw]

do rocks float on lava?

[@ahlorachew7726]

Reference to the signs of death XD

[@ComicDrake]

Honestly, even just hearing the guys describe satisfying sounds is satisfying in its own right.

[@Remi0dd6]

Satisfaction+talking about satisfying things= Ultimate Satisfaction

[@doleph1]

Comic Drake Vicarious ASMR? 😂

[@Cawld]

hey didnt know you like rt... nice

[@WhyGodby]

same

[@RandomSapphire]

Has anybody seen chris or brandon?

[@coltonf300]

Miles looks like a middle aged Harry Potter in the thumbnail

[@catchingbird1]

Colton Foley 🤣🤣🤣

[@dravonion2809]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce

[@bifftop_johnny]

21:02 That "YEEE" by Burnie was amazing. His noises sometimes rival Gavin's

[@BatBreaker007]

I like how Miles get's excited about anything and everything

[@noobgamer2340]

"you get it for cereal....and tea....and tea....and 4 or 5 more tea" - Gavin 2018 "it just tastes like you're eatin' your mum" - Miles 2018

[@gaianfreak]

I love everytime Burnie says "Ye."

[@Comp1337ish]

I'm now anticipating "WATUP ITS YOUR BOYE BURNIE" every week.

[@Sheriff-Karstonian]

If you are about to watch this and you're hungry....you should probably go deal with that first.

[@theodorbutters141]

Or do both at the same time...

[@jcbyveman]

I'm about 20 mins from the end and have a meal prepared now.. I couldn't take it lol

[@Stevonicus]

Miles should just havea series where he describes food each week.

[@chocogamer5398]

Stevonicus we can call it........ I've got nothing I'm sure miles will figure it out even tho the episode says they have nothing figured out

[@seredahawke3207]

Miles should just have a series.

[@Anolaana]

It'll get really creepy when he starts fondling, say, marshmellows... :s

[@skydoesminecraftkid]

I love the podcast, but Miles just makes the already great video just amazing.

[@RyleyEsler]

Did gus only say his name once?

[@arcaneghost24]

Asking the *most* important question

[@Ichutusioso]

Dear God.

[@jacobferreras5748]

You can hear him say it again while laughing at 1:28

[@Ichutusioso]

Well thank you for noticing and explaining, I thought the world was ending.

[@TH3GAMINGMAST3R]

sounds more like miles saying "oh god"

[@liamleathem3116]

Miles is slowly turning into a dad.

[@nightimer8]

And we love it

[@liamleathem3116]

Patrick Malone indeed

[@royalewithcheese7]

or Harry potter

[@TheEman590]

And with no kids...that he knows of anyway.

[@kyletanking]

You spelled Matt wrong

[@reginahockert7659]

Yessss a new podcast with Miles! Loved it! Mile's laugh gives me life.

[@rodtheundone6611]

I love Miles. The energy and enthusiasm he puts in every story he tells is just the greatest. Need more Miles in any and every podcast.

[@wolfzeezttv6008]

Rooster teeth has to be one of the best channels tbh and miles is one of my favorite crew members

[@wolfzeezttv6008]

how did i get 60 likes?

[@XOMoonlightXO]

Because we agree silly lol

[@RandomSapphire]

Necro Tech you and everyone else mate

[@verothis581]

Miles is growing up his back is hurting and he hates everything

[@DeathMonky22]

love how at 1:17:00 the podcast just turned into a squad gossiping about food XD

[@AdrianGK47]

This was a really good podcast! Never a dull pause, constant flowing conversation.

[@needamuffin]

I can control my tensor timpani, the thing that makes your ears rumble, as well as my eustachian tubes, the things that let me pop my ears whenever I want like Ellie. I don't make my eyes big like Burnie mimed, though, I'm not sure that's necessary. No idea why I can do that, I've flown a handful of times, all within the past few years, and have never scuba dived (dove?) and I've been able to do this my whole life.

[@will2fite34]

needamuffin yo, same here. I’m glad I’m not the only one. Back when I was in high school, my teacher had me convinced I was a mutant, lol

[@aserta]

I can too, no eye motion/action, have been diving regularly each year at least a few days, fly a lot.

[@emilymangiaracina54]

Me too. I actually thought everyone could do it. I just pop my ears whenever I want but I'm not a diver or a frequent flyer. I also don't need to make a face or pinch my nose. No one knows when I'm popping my ears.

[@holychiodos]

I thought Miles was filling in for Burnie when I saw the thumbnail. Guess that's just the look he's going for...

[@whiteboyswaggism]

49:10 oh my god im in tears

[@GeminiRosche]

This was actually good advice about seeing celebrities you’ve met before. If I see anyone like that, I’ll remember it

[@OmikronTitan]

I'm surprised they didn't think of Birch and Sycamore. I don't know about Texas, but north in Kansas / Missouri we have plenty of Sycamores planted in neighborhoods that shed their bark like crazy in the fall. Fun to kick around on the ground and peel off the tree as a kid as the tree flakes it off.

[@wilfredwarfstache1392]

1:01:46 - 1:02:44 would be a great animated adventure

[@mrendroid609]

Wilfred Warfstache Lol guess what

[@bigbrotherboo8077]

It did

[@Sven3ST]

Classic RT podcast. Talking about local food that most of the listeners haven't even ever seen.

[@Shawn1302]

Y’know, whenever I’m watching the start of a podcast that has Miles, I always think “Poor Miles, he’s so quiet” and then I get halfway through the podcast and then it’s like “WOAH THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY”

[@AttackRunRepeat]

As a cashier if a customer walks up then leaves to get something else and comes back in 10 minutes I wont remember them. I also dont look anyone in the eye so maybe thats the problem.

[@joshuajones9035]

Been checking for this every five minutes for the last two hours... finallly!!!!!!!!

[@MrFunnyManChris]

Miles needs to be on the podcast more. I love Miles every time he's on the podcast.

[@kyletanking]

Bernie: I went to Walmart Miles: I’m sorry

[@a_lot5163]

Miles is seriously the chillest guy

[@kovvi-]

Miles was great in this episode. "It just tastes like you are eating your mom" such amazing delivery

[@JeremysGamingStuff]

16:57 lol at burnies face

[@griffmon86]

I love Miles trying to defend the blossom

[@johnrodriguez9720]

I like Burnie's one stick of butter reference for that split second 43:58

[@cammolyneux98]

Gotta love the Gavster

[@Morningwisdom]

Gus only said his name once during the introduction! Not used to that

[@seredahawke3207]

I was chuckling at fiduciary during the ad read and when Miles mentioned the same I was unreasonably happy.

[@stevieklaer9347]

Geoffs bowling story sounds like happy go-lucky summer movie.

[@grayhound3346]

3:23 Serj Tankian walks in "WHY"D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?"

[@riverholschen1075]

Miles' voice is all the ASMR I need.

[@sarwarjiwani8596]

"we got nothing figured out" story of my life lol.

[@st0n3dglock0ma8]

58:12 best gus face and reaction

[@Toneill029]

That thing with popping your ears kinda fits with how after spending time in chorus class and learning proper breathing and singing techniques I found my soft palet going forward and cutting off part of the air flow from my nose almost automatically, now I stand still almost 6 years later. I say automatically because I don’t remember how I developed that skill and awareness of being able to do this because it temporarily shut off my sense of smell since no air is passing through. Which has helped me out in plenty of foul smelling situations.

[@Draygarth]

My mom always gave me peanut butter and cheese sandwiches when I was a kid. They are delicious.

[@vincegillotti3059]

Totally agree with Miles, the Chicago River architecture tour is awesome!

[@LeoFan93]

Is it me or does Miles look like a younger and thinner Kevin Smith?

[@blackswipe99]

Miles is my favorite non regular for the podcast, a 10/10 lad

[@CyberdyneSystemsSkynet]

synchro-compur shutters on old Zeiss lenses are unbelievably crisp.

[@stareater1870]

I love that they started naming off Godzilla characters @20:40.

[@theodorbutters141]

1:01:43 We need an RTAA of this

[@astroAntagonist]

"I've never seen anything but a mcdonalds in walmart" well miles, my local walmart (central florida) used to have a mcdonalds, switched it out for a burger king, and now its a wayback burger.

[@treyeli3138]

Alex Morgan Subway too

[@theindooroutdoorsman]

I haven't seen a McDonald's *in* a Wal-Mart in almost ten years. Subway and Burger King now.

[@katiesmith537]

Miles is always a delight

[@marcusclaudius266]

I had forgotten about Geoff's bowling past. Geoff is such an interesting guy, every time I turn around, he's got another funny story.

[@RachaelEbony94]

As a kid I ate the Vegemite version of those cheese and biscuits things Burnie was talking about. Legit the best!!!

[@Cisco3198]

21:01 I spat out my water

[@metalx5057]

After binge watching rvb on netflix i wanted more rt content, this was the first vid i saw on the channel at the time, because of this podcast 80 percent of youtube i watch is rt related.

[@youngcavedweller]

I wish miles was in more live action stuff.

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

I don't

[@AttackRunRepeat]

I wish Miles was in more stuff. His humor is great and his laugh gives me life.

[@dadud3]

im glad he isnt, hes too much of a tryhard

[@youngcavedweller]

Kyle B in this podcast, yes. But if you go through the archive and watch some of his earlier apperences, you will see his comedic potential.

[@jntproductions1]

I love Miles

[@lifeiscrap103]

I think Downsizing came up a bit short.

[@selfdribblingbasketball9769]

i liked how different it was

[@connormuise]

goddamnit BARB

[@tylerstedman5166]

Reading this was like being forcefed your own forskin

[@lapisleafuli1817]

Im not sure if you're serious or just trying to find an excuse for the pun.

[@carloseot5548]

Oh hey Barbara didn't know you were

[@LesterCrestLS]

Gavin is gonna put that diamond play button in his trophy room of victory.

[@MitchCyan]

The Pizza place Miles was talking about was Dominos.

[@ReaperX1]

"Weird Bueno paste" lmfaoooooo

[@griffmstr835]

The reason why the Jimmy John's guy froze up is because while it makes logical sense to buy two subs and just make it as a giant, that actually messes up inventory. Your inventory will say two subs were ordered, but they were not, instead a different sub was made. In training managers try to make sure employees only follow what they have buttons for to not mess up inventory since no employee ever knows how to track waste for those kind of situations.

[@holychiodos]

24:26 Burnie predicts those people dying on a Duck...

[@Jordanlolqwerty1]

Pocky is a biscuit stick coated in a flavored cream. Also, it's Poc•ky like "pokey."

[@pyroboy125]

for the record, i have been eating peanut butter and cheese sandwiches for year. hands down amazing.

[@johnkappel63]

This confirms my theory that the best episodes have Miles on them.

[@J.Hanna7]

Anyone else trying to find that water sniffing test: episode 257, 4:40. You are welcome. I suffered, so you don't have to.

[@emmabales3468]

I'd love to see the Jimmy johns/kids rolling out of a car story as an RTAA

[@HIPFROG100]

When Burnie said he could close his eyes hard and make the noise I know I can’t be the only one that tried it

[@Ziorac]

29:08 Don't feel shame, Miles. A few months ago I coughed and bruised a rib. No joke. It hurt for a solid month.

[@James-vm7kb]

lol burnies talking about how its really cool he might not have to travel until october and im just thinking about how iv never gotten to travel anywhere farther away than 3 hours from where i live.

[@johnny2003]

Burnie's Mechahipster was my hardest laugh this podcast in a long time.

[@ps360bros]

Miles with that unnoticed king of the hill reference at 1:17:48

[@Cuzzo40]

I need to see a video of Gus reacting to a cucumber like those cats getting scared of cucumbers

[@kitboibebop]

Can we get a "That's like eating sleep" shirt to go along with "Thta's like drinking a memory"?

[@emilybryan1713]

Soooo, I’m playing the sims freeplay while listening to this and I randomized a sim like 10 times and it landed on Michael Jones

[@jacksonwheeler2544]

Duck bus podcast, extralife goal?!

[@ulrickts]

Seriously, sleeping in two phases is the best. Before I started a full-time career and was under employed, I would naturally sleep in two segments and it was incredibly restful and my health was amazing.

[@micks2634]

At 15:54 when Bernie talk about the rumbling i though it was just me

[@AlanZ377]

Left and Right arrow keys skips 5 seconds backwards and forwards respectively

[@GeminiRosche]

There are also Duck buses in Boston. Good stuff

[@carlgrompe8420]

Please RTAA Burnie's story about grocery story action hero kids!

[@LittleMissGhostess]

Hey hey hey you’re in luck kzbin.info/www/bejne/d56al516ic99bpo

[@blueclaws9894]

Dunno about Korea, but Japan and pretty much anyplace around the Pacific Ocean is either part of a volcanic arc or volcanic island arc. AKA the Ring of Fire.

[@alalalala57]

Blue Claws the actual Pacific Rim right?

[@Fyrebahl]

Miles, the rose flavor is from rose water

[@davidkeller5832]

In Dublin, we have similar tours to the duck buses. The viking splash tour drives around Dublin city centre, and people yell at the pedestrians like Vikings and then it drives into the canal at the end!

[@TheMonkeyNinjaX]

when i haven't thought about bowling in probably years and on the same day my friends decide to go bowling they discuss bowling on the podcast crazy.

[@redwolf4123]

26:32 Lmao Burnie

[@RushJayz]

This was so fun xD Thank you guys

[@chinthor]

Best key sound. Take a single, all-metal key. Flip it in the air like you would a quarter. Get it just right and it rings like nothing else

[@kamikage9420]

55:16 Cheese and Vegemite and Cheese and Peanut Butter are sandwiches in Australia.

[@360thechamp]

Mind blown!!! macrons n macaroons r 2 different things???

[@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation]

22:50 we have those in Georgia at Stone Mountain. They're called the duck ride or something and you get a little duck whistle to make your parents regret kids. They're made out of old army amphibious trucks from ww2

[@Sirake]

1:13:55 Miles scent marks Gavin's diamond play button

[@oGotGlocko1979]

Miles.....you did not just say that to Burnie........lmfao!

[@DeadManProp]

I love the fact that Far Cry 5 is not taking a stance on monotonous american politics. Not only would it date the game very quickly, but it also wouldn't lend itself to a story that speaks to people of all nationalities and creeds. The best, most timeless tales are usually the ones about core human traits and passions, which stay constant over the millenia.

[@voxel5806]

That steamed hams reference was amazing

[@marieleelee]

Funniest podcast ever. I'm trying not to laugh out loud while I get my oil change.

[@micks2634]

I have been wait for these 4 to be in a podcast again