I Regret Playing Risk. You could say I took a -RISK-

The Spiffing Brit has taken everything I hold dear and Kiwo is killing me
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Everything you see in my videos is edited livestream highlights taken from my Twitch channel. My schedule is Tuesday & Thursday @ 7pm, Saturday & Sunday @ 3pm - all times based in Ireland.
Edited by Ashtaric, you can find her here: / xashtaricx
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Kiwo: / kiwo​
Mango: / m4ng0
Kelli Siren: / sirenafatale

[@ANTICENA571]

The part where everyone just casts Dan out of Ireland is purely an historical re-enactment

[@MarkusAldawn]

TO LIVERPOOL WITH YE

[@sleepyqueer]

honestly as an irish person i felt his sadness, but at least it wasn’t the british 😂😂

[@wilsthelimit]

Take my like

[@MarkusAldawn]

@@Deltexterity some accents pronounce historical with a very soft H, to the point it doesn't exist. Like how it's "a use" not "an use", but also "an unseen" not "a unseen", the rule of _vowel first letter = an_ is more of a guideline.

[@MarkusAldawn]

@@Deltexterity I just explained that was exactly what happens (so thanks for apparently not bothering your head to read it) and that there is a nation of ~50mil people (from where the language comes) that pronounce it that way. The reason we have vowels at all is because some ancient Greek fuckers pronounced a letter as an A instead of the soft H, so the idea that human history supports your point is just plain incorrect.

[@bunandbutt3r120]

Risk is like Monopoly, except you don't have to wait until the end of the game to get screwed over by your friends. You get screwed over as soon as you start playing!

[@J-Dog500]

This is true.

[@ziggiethegreat7738]

You imply that you aren't being screwed over when someone convinces you to play monopoly

[@bunandbutt3r120]

@@ziggiethegreat7738 Good point, I hadn't thought of that

[@JoJo-ul6cm]

Sssss

[@JoJo-ul6cm]

@@J-Dog500 s

[@dazcarrr]

you're right, you really did take a *gamble* playing this game

[@dank90]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok, thanks 👍

[@J-Dog500]

And Dan lost big time.

[@BrawnyStream]

One may even say he took an unnecessary *peril* to entertain himself with this form of contest

[@weeb_dweeb]

Yeah it was pretty risky

[@jaeger0466]

@@BrawnyStream He definetly took a *chance* playing this game

[@unintentionally_edgy5867]

dan should play more strategy games, because i want to see his stupid tactics work. or he just fast tracks nuke research and goes M.A.D

[@usenernameler._.]

Moab Assured Destroyer, shoots slower but deals heavy damage to Moab class bloons.

[@martijn9568]

@@usenernameler._. Bit too much Bloons Tower Defence in it?

[@usenernameler._.]

@@martijn9568 this is a BIG oof

[@thehumanity0]

He actually played fine for the most part, he was just abhorrently unlucky with his roles nearly the whole way through. Also, he was getting ganged up on quite a bit

[@videoms1271]

He plays DEFCON. Fear

[@Ashtaric]

Never thought I'd be writing 'cock waffles' in an edit.

[@RTGame]

thank you for still working with me

[@blakksheep736]

😆

[@fateunknown9]

The Mcdicken, Mcribbed for your pleasure!

[@blakksheep736]

@@fateunknown9 you didn't have to say this, but you did.

[@Echo-tl7wh]

@@fateunknown9 pretty sure those are wrinkles, pierce

[@OhHiKiwo]

Legends say that Dan is still ruling over Atlantis.

[@MathWhiz109]

The sniper took out the title writer before he could finish the pun. We are safe now

[@joshred1571]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo shut it

[@levelfive7662]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo 🤓

[@Xman34washere]

*4 guts plays*

[@Kodaiva]

they really blew me up to do that wheres my medal

[@themafiaman7554]

Snipin's a good job mate

[@nardast]

"Who's he playing as" Dan, the little brother with the unplugged controller

[@miauxy_]

20:58 The way Dan said "WTF we're not even drinking today." Suggest that this conversation is normal when they're drinking.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

>everyone fighting each other while green captures the entire map As an avid RISK player this was painful to watch. He literally started with SA and everyone acted like Dan was the real threat.

[@jonathanpilcher337]

The girl that invaded him is the green guy's gf so ig that explains it

[@tim_soup7099]

It's less actual geopolitics and more the social dynamics between themselves.

[@finlandball1939]

*ALASKA NEVER FELL*

[@abyssdreamer6286]

He’s a really good player in most party games which is why they see him as a huge threat and unfortunately that carried over

[@leobastian_]

the winner in risk is the person who can convince the others hes no threat for long enough

[@StickMaster500]

The Unregistered HyperCam 2 in the corner adds infinite amount of quality to the video and this channel

[@GodammmitKalcour]

You know they used to call Dan the Continental Drift King back when He was king of Atlantis.

[@thoronbar]

Made me laugh

[@xaf15001]

Dammit Dan, you can't separate Pangea!

[@bunandbutt3r120]

I love how within the first 6 minutes of the video, RT has already lost all but one of his territories. I honestly thought he was going to lose them a bit sooner.

[@St3lla-MaR1s]

First round: a bunch of prison gangs start fighting for control of the prison Second round: the inmates have expanded and gave started taking over the world Third round: the last bastion of hope against the might of all the prison gangs, Ireland and the UK have been simultaneously invaded by all factions in a free for all.

[@harrymansfield6189]

This title is perfect. Implied puns are something I never knew I needed

[@Redkitt3n14]

[@LlamasAtMidnight]

He ruined it

[@YuGamingg]

We could all use some witty puns time to time

[@Groxcima]

I like how fast the conversation turned from the game to c*ck-shaped waffles

[@peskypigeonx]

I’m not that far into the video yet but they should be called cockles

[@ringoferrer2343]

If only Mango hadn't pronounced peanuts in a weird way none of this would've happened.

[@MrYago-xd7um]

Soft serve, syrup, and crepes that match the drapes.

[@jasminchristinee]

His voice when he said "We're not even drinking tonight..."

[@danarisato8250]

RT truly is a master of literary wit and comedy, This man has mastered the art of a simple title, turning it into a profound piece of literature that surely will go down in the ages. The simple title, I Shouldn't have played RISK. Has set up our expectations for his review to be less than satisfactory based on the negative connotations of this phrase, However just as quickly as they were set, they were Shattered by "You could say I took a-" As not only has he used the previous sentence to fill our assumptions on what would have been said, he has opened pandora's box as to what the answer to this perplexing question could be, with this simple method, he has spoken volumes. The Rumble Tumble games channel is truly the best there is.

[@petergreen1750]

Someone been revising GCSE English too much

[@harshlarose6670]

@@petergreen1750 it does make sense to study his titles, he has an English degree after all

[@cryforhelp7270]

IT STANDS FOR RUMBLE TUMBLE??

[@callmecait]

He has failed us, he has failed...

[@ThyLavenderMenace]

@@cryforhelp7270 yes lmao

[@dragonlogos1]

17:45 that move kind of hurt. orange freed purples army from a logistics lock activating 36 troops that were effectively useless for turn.

[@JBRedux]

I like how it goes straight from a stupid pun in the title to "The Spiffing Brit has taken everything I hold dear" in the first line of the description

[@patrickmitchell9068]

As everyone laughs, an Irishman reliving the historic hardship of his country

[@bobbyjeffsupremelordofcraz3532]

You should try Diplomacy, Risk with less RNG and more destroyed relationships!

[@voltscreamratty]

This group playing Diplomacy would be a fucking bloodbath and I now desperately want to see it

[@mslabo102s2]

There will be NO DICE required for this part of comment section.

[@spi231]

@@mslabo102s2 Jamestown

[@Burgerwing]

My strategy was always to take and hold the Australian territories and wait until everyone else killed each other off. As long as two other people were roughly equal, you could slowly take China and the Middle East, and then move out from there. As kids, we didn’t really care about strategic gain, and I always won. Perks of reading Sun Tzu as a child

[@Blue-fg8vt]

I wish Sun tzu was cool when I was a kid.

[@bookreaderman6715]

ayy I'm not the only one, except I was an idiot that didn't know when to advance so I would just get destroyed by the last guy

[@EmporerDragon]

For us, whoever took Australia was never the winner, just the last one to die.

[@Burgerwing]

@@EmporerDragon you have to know when to push up, and decimate your opponents. Otherwise, yeah, you get stuck in that corner

[@kingkuma4112]

Ah yes, the "Stoner Strategy." Tried and tested.

[@sergiomatheus3392]

"I am doney with the funny." Daniel after writing the title.

[@Hidden_Fern]

The funny is doney

[@Imstillhangintherethankgod]

RT really took a poorly calculated shot in the dark that had the opportunity to lead to his misfortune via putting him in an uncertain situation with this one huh?

[@bearymos4805]

15:51 Kiwo accurately began to depict the scramble for Africa between 1881 and 1914

[@_soothsayer_]

idk how but Dan's visual stream gags get better every stream

[@eitakou]

Although it was sad in the end RT drawing himself as happy still having Atlantis after his round and with chat going "Your still a winner in our hearts in the deep blue seas" was really sweet and wholesome

[@gruphius]

Here's an alternative title: "Playing this game was a Risk and I regret taking it"

[@justinhoward7163]

oooo nice one

[@gruphius]

@@justinhoward7163 thx :D

[@XellosNi]

"I'm playing a strategy game." "Neat." "With the Spiffing Brit." *"YOU FOOL"*

[@bigmemvb]

If this wouldve been me Id be mad, getting destroyed that second game while they agreed to keep spiff alive and then being targeted in that last game

[@jonathanpilcher337]

True, if this happened to me I'd have a migraine for the rest of the day

[@sirbuddysworth]

"Why did you do that?!" "I like conflict." That's one of the most honest answers I've ever heard lol

[@austinmoe4865]

Alternate Title: RT is banished to Atlantis for most of the stream

[@ChaoticSpectator]

Man, everyone woke up that day and decided "Let's kill Dan"...

[@l0stmarble454]

Alt title: A collection of criminal gangs fight in dice based anarchy to gain control of a super max security prison

[@-voiddemoni-9243]

thats a weird way to spell United Kingdom but it seems accurate enough

[@yasquishyboi902]

17:24 that shit was like an american moving to britain getting angry and punching a wall thinking they’ll punch through but instead they break their wrist cause it’s made of brick and plaster

[@Somonyo]

Wanted Stardew, got bad pun, goddamnit RT

[@seryntheon8195]

Honestly, don't blame Dan at all for the uninstall. Horrific RNG then followed up by distasteful KO (poor reasoning from the opponent paired up with not having a single win) is perfectly valid grounds for "I'm calling it a night"-type response (then downplayed to keep a lighter mood for the stream). I really wanted to see Dan win once, but getting cornered every game paired with poor RNG just meant it was impossible. 26:47 & on, Reminds me how people used to play games with me, "go for the throat because it is better for that guy to lose than for you to win". I don't take games that seriously anymore and don't really care if I loose (often times I actually want other people to win nowadays), but seeing similar stuff happening to others always gets under my skin. Genuinely a hard one to watch.

[@donovanjoseph737]

I hope you realize that they were having fun. They were clearly perfectly fine with killing each other and messing with RT became part of the game. It was really all just a bit at RT’s expense and clearly he wasn’t upset because he had fun messing with his stream while watching. Uninstalling the game is a common “I give up” joke for content creators and it’s always funny, so that was primarily the reason he did it and not out of genuine frustration. Sorry this video gave you board game PTSD?

[@seryntheon8195]

@@donovanjoseph737 I know its for laughs, but even then "just for laughs" (and at your own expense) things can still affect you. I know plenty of times when I (and or my friends) have made jokes at my expense and I just smiled through it even though it wasn't exactly painless. Socially you just don't let it bother you to bad even if it does. I genuinely hope RT took this very lightly and it was entirely a joke, but I completely understand flipping it into a joke just to help ease the situation. There's no way for me to know what exactly was going on in anyone's head during the game, but the end certainly hit different than the rest of the video (even if he didn't uninstall).

[@donovanjoseph737]

@@seryntheon8195 I suppose that’s a fair point, and I agree that I don’t know what he actually thought. I’m sure he took it lightly though.

[@saamjaza1742]

Wow a debate on the internet that doesn't devolve into name-calling and baseless accusations?

[@seryntheon8195]

@@saamjaza1742 Discussions (formal or not), are often more enjoyable and enlightening if you leave those kinds of attacks out of them. Wouldn't you agree? :)

[@kaksspl]

5:50 Dan used plot armour irl.

[@Iron_Hawk]

I swear everytime you play with spiff, everything goes south, and I mean that in a good way lmao

[@bluesbest1]

Seeing Dan go insane left on his own, bored was an experience. I can only imagine what it was like to watch it live. I'm sure the live audience can only imagine it, too, since they were probably crying laughing too hard to be able to see the screen.

[@valiang8867]

20:58 YES THEY DO, I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW REAL THIS IS

[@blathena]

The fighting being mainly based in Northern Ireland while the rest of Ireland is united is a little too accurate

[@nicolasrededeo805]

Love how Brit ended up taking Australia after all. The Australia Gambit never failed, he was just playing a lonnnnng con

[@PopeMical]

Watching this is reminding me that while I love risk I absolutely hate playing it. You can just lose horribly because two or more people end up targeting you Still a good video, just my thoughts on risk.

[@Dmobley9901]

Honestly, I'm surprised by your strength of friendship, not a single person got called a bitch in this video, and if any game has ruined more friendships than Mario Kart and Monopoly combined, it's RISK. That said, who else was screaming over all the bad plays and small mistakes made by everyone in this video? I know it's probably just me who was screaming at the gold mine of ones on those boards.

[@Ozziemandias56]

I feel like Dan was close when Mango killed him at the end their.

[@Dmobley9901]

@@Ozziemandias56 Definitely.

[@PhoenixFlight8D]

As someone whos been playing risk with my dad for nearly 10 years- im especially glad that theres an online version

[@slashplane]

Y'know family reunion, bored, RT game plays risk, it's alright to watch without headphones, or so I thought. Geez Dan...

[@ericbambach3222]

That was a calculated Risk, unfortunately you neglected some of the variables.

[@guesswho2590]

This hits to close home tbh. I have literally failed at every single thing I have attempted to do in my life, including this one should be able to win in such as games.

[@melonrue]

I love this gambling strategy game! Taught me first-hand the futility of warfare and the wonders of two-front wars.

[@leonanorris9922]

i love watching them play this game, not knowing a lick of of how risk works

[@Swamphed]

“the british empire” immediately goes for the irish realistic

[@vazoverse]

This was such a good choice to play! Of all games and of all people, this was a great match-up!

[@Molten_Anarchist]

I love how they had so much conflict and drama over attacking each other just to gain territory cards... ... yet, they're not mandatory to have; you can just skip your turn if you want to (however, the cards become VERY important if you play with the card bonus set to progressive; that and true random blitz can make shit hella chaotic).

[@whomidity3953]

How did this go from being imprisoned, the kinkiest stream on twitch, to Irish nationalism

[@ericbambach3222]

The Irish players were tossed in prison for "getting lucky" publicly?

[@Juke-Fox]

Dan was the shove that pushed Mango in front of the speeding train that was Spiff.

[@lordlem]

RT: "Get out of Ireland!" Kellie: is getting out of Ireland RT: "That's part of Ireland!"

[@sashimiroll5055]

Can we just acknowledge he just left “unregistered hypercam 2” up the whole time?

[@thecyberrabbit1440]

You could say he took a rock to the head for that pun.

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

There is absolutely no way this video is going to be monetized.

[@quantifiedamalgamation]

Hahah. You could, you could say he took a, took a risk.

[@_soothsayer_]

after seeing this, it really does show how much id love to see a vlog of Dan seeing and hanging out with friends, the chaos would be unreal but hugely entertaining

[@neonbunnies9596]

RT needs to play with Zombies now. They regrow so goddamn fast

[@kurohunt125]

Long video short, his friends bully him out of every game lol

[@ONE-vt1fz]

On that last game taking east Engle just to knock Dan out of the game genuinely made me angry on his behalf when I saw it lmao

[@bigguygamer733]

18:20 If purple had used those troops correctly they could have swept Asia, It was all ones.

[@J-Dog500]

Rt + risk = *PURE CHAOS*

[@Yes-td6mw]

spiff started in New Guinea and ended there it all come back together

[@OliveTree487]

This title is horrendous, I love it

[@sir_fuckwit]

The Alaskan polar bear riders coming in clutch with Spiff.

[@ThePrime2Gaming]

yes dan, you sure did take a shot in the dark with this game

[@lordm1732]

I remember when I was younger, Risk was the family board game. Seeing this brings back some fun memories. Edit: Although our version was a different one.

[@samgrandy2774]

Really loved seeing you play with all the gang, some excellent content was had

[@Halenriser]

"Get ooooout. GET OUUUUUUT!" Kiwo sounds like a little kid and it's hilarious

[@Molten_Anarchist]

You know, the funny part about the Atlantis joke is that Risk actually has an Atlantis map... ... we should bully our dad into reinstalling the game and lead us one final time: to defend Atlantis!!

[@Lucas-ek2uc]

Green is Marek Orange is Kiwo Pink is Mango Blue is Spiff Red is RT Purple is Kelli

[@christopherdopfel6514]

RT bringing out his inner British for this one

[@walter3934]

Praise be thee, Monarch of drifting, The King of Atlantis

[@justana4689]

We need risk with the irish lads

[@ringoferrer2343]

Oh my God yes

[@Sakani17]

I didn't expect this to get highlights, but I'm happy it did.

[@tech-wh2qu]

No New Zealand on the world map in RISK. Just one more map we aren’t a part of

[@magikman481]

7:35 onwards is pure jerma influence and its great

[@pyromaniac000000]

Fun fact, i never played risk before. Since i got the hasbro bundle for me and a friend, for trivial pursuit and monopoly for us to play, we decided to play risk since we both had it. But because the game was made by ubisoft, it completely failed to work. We couldnt even get past the main menu. Might work locally but online it LITERALLY doesnt work, on console anyway. Pc has patches and such, but console its just jacked up

[@KamiThulak]

Did you know the "You wouldnt download a car" commercial has copyrighted music but no license?

[@inoob26]

It all started when Dan lost all his money in Vegas Then it all changed after he played gacha

[@ratinapillowfort]

Recently, I have had baby birds move into my porch. With this video i can finally tell those baby birds to shut up, and get off my property. Thanks RT!

[@Lordeevee]

"You could say I took a-" while

[@Netbug009]

I have no idea how this game works, but it's fun to listen to you guys yell while I do my chores lol

[@BJGvideos]

Fancy seeing you here! This looks fun if you do a multiplayer stream

[@St3lla-MaR1s]

The clutter of the end of the first round is peak comedy.

[@goblin.2618]

Listening to this in the background then look up to see Dan throwing shit on screen while playing vacuum sounds. What a classic KZbin moment

[@Seanderson3]

This made me want to play a game of Risk... even though I don't have the attention span for it

[@Talpfote]

The only reason spain survived that one attack was because they have Kevin and he's a military genius.

[@aelux4179]

The wrapper for the McDicken is McRibbed for your pleasure.

[@gawrgami_gurone]

6:25 RT from hating the rebels to being the rebel.

[@Adenine12]

Original title was “I Regret Playing Risk. You could say I took a”.

[@jarednault2155]

I’m loving all the differnet content 🫶🏻🫡🫡

[@heretible]

still loving this video, but after the last three stardew videos, I'm completely hooked on Walter White's adventures

[@Fchy0006]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Spiff that genuinely upset towards the end

[@doodlemaster3199]

I’m very happy to see The Binding of Isaac in his “too stream” category in Steam

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

I wish that Marek in the last round of world domination gave Spiff half of the territories when they were the last left, let him build up a few troops, then had a proper final battle

[@ainrevwhite8565]

When your friends mark you for death several games in a row... THE FEELS! Much the same for me over a year when I crushed my friends in every Mario Cart game, with my lowest position ever being 2nd. It was a pity-okay maybe I deserved it. XD