They Made a Sequel to Life, I Hate It

[@RTGame]

I regret Life 2 Thanks again to Kiwo, Spiff and Mango for joining for this session, was honestly so much fun to play together. Links for their channels are in the description :)

[@EvilAwoken]

We all regret life, RT.

[@Asocialite__]

I refuse to believe Spiff wasn't somehow exploiting the game

[@ddunfuh9239]

You’re getting cyber bullied by spiff because your IRISH

[@First-to-last]

Hey RT, I think you turned trans after you got married in your 2nt life.

[@picklr3893]

Ello rt

[@thecoishiking5768]

“Mommy, why won’t daddy buy us food” “Sweetie, he lost a slam dunk competition”

[@dankertester]

although he didnt have a kid that run lol

[@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

@Otaku Man007 well fuck whoever made that name cuz I can jump just fine. (this is a joke, by the way.)

[@CheeseburgerNoBacon]

@@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan looking at your profile picture.. your yellow

[@SirMemesalotThe3rd]

@@CheeseburgerNoBacon that’s why he can jump well

[@techpriest2854]

@@dankertester he didn't have a kid any more that run

[@thanatoast]

People: You should probably invest in the things that make you happy Rt: *S l a m D u n k T i m e*

[@Flome810]

*a r e y a f e e l i n g i t n o w, m r k r a b s?*

[@Cybernaut551]

Yes!

[@YataTheFifteenth]

COME ON AND *S L A M*

[@XellosNi]

*Mango: I R E S E N T T H I S*

[@socktt5534]

Similar profile picture gang

[@HazeEmry]

If RT's gambling addiction wasn't apparent enough, here's more proof

[@Mr_Mystic]

Like we needed more.

[@ndzhelin2651]

It could be worse. He could be Jerma.

[@sunfl0wer_988]

@@ndzhelin2651 RT is not short ok

[@kuribiboh]

@@sunfl0wer_988 a

[@kuribiboh]

@@Mr_Mystic 1¹

[@konumbra]

spiff's voice really suits the arrogant rich character he plays lmao

[@YataTheFifteenth]

his voice is the typical "by god you reek of poverty" brit voice.

[@_JustJoe]

@@YataTheFifteenth LMAO

[@dean_l33]

@@YataTheFifteenth He end up with a wad of cash everytime while his firends play basket ball and got into debt. So I guess yeah

[@shovelmp4971]

by that you mean one hell of a baller

[@Sakkeru96]

He sounds so much like Yahtzee

[@mistertwister2000]

The fact that they made a sequel to Life and they didn’t call it “AfterLife” is so genuinely disappointing

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

Missed opportunity of the year

[@hehe8138]

I want a life prequel

[@Profile_Profile_Underscore]

My Dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@quasicroissant]

sO gEnUInEly dIsApPOiNtINg

[@mistertwister2000]

@@quasicroissant Calm down son it’s just a KZbin comment.

[@Kapin05]

Take a shot every time Kiwo says she'll "resent this" and you too will complete the Game of Life

[@jesusbreastmilk9259]

this was the comment i was looking for

[@onedozenbugs]

idk why but it made me so mad lfbsjfjejffn

[@mibdev]

She says it like four times.

[@onedozenbugs]

@@mibdev felt like way more than that

[@sunsetskye483]

Impressive

[@nater1278]

Spiff. The harbinger of destruction, chaos and wealth.

[@MyHeadHz]

And tea, don't forget the tea.

[@bluegem8582]

@@MyHeadHz specifically yorkshire tea, not that weak generic tea leaf stuff

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

He's that person in monopoly who gets a few cheeky "hey just go to Go and have some money ☺️" chance cards followed by a few people landing on dark blue before the color set. So when they purchase the other dark blue, they instantly put 4 houses on it

[@Lorekeeper_GGuy]

@@SoggyCoffeeAddict He doesn’t even have to do that. He can 1-turn win Monopoly

[@pilpyfimbleton8918]

And sick dunks

[@beetlebop]

Well, no one told you Life 2 was gonna be this way...

[@baronvonbork2856]

**Gunshots**

[@leowatley]

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!

[@TheFreakyFish251]

_o m i n o u s s i l e n c e_

[@sam4gaming135]

BANG BANG BANG

[@ok_schlatter]

Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA...

[@SloppyPuppy]

Alternate title: The Spiffing Brit bullies RT for 20 minutes and 29 seconds.

[@XellosNi]

Other Alternate Title: The Spiffing Brit was the actual Space Jam Protagonist We Needed.

[@germanyballwork5301]

brit bullies irish like its the 1830s

[@auulauul9328]

Life 2 does teach an important lesson: life is much easier if you're lucky

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

That’s so true.

[@tymd8949]

“They made a sequel to life” sounds like reincarnation but with extra steps

[@FireSpectre_]

For spiff it was just extended vacation basically.

[@noatmealcookie02]

reincarnation with attitude

[@ECODKyleskymast]

It's a anime isakei

[@GraysonGranda]

No, it's just reincarnation with a pretty name.

[@spellboundbanana]

“That Time I Played a Sequel to Life as a Slime”

[@therealslmccl]

Life was so good they made a second one

[@zxz9412]

ha

[@vocalisesmc]

stolen joke from the direct

[@glumbortango7182]

Don't call it Second Life though. That is a completely separate game.

[@Taklovican]

"so good"

[@KingGamma24]

Wish they hadnt

[@jeremythegymguy]

“Life 2” sounds like something they would advertise at the retirement home

[@cashkromsupernerd1193]

We have an old folks' home by me that says "Live here for the best of your life" in their ads. It sure sounds like they say "rest of your life" which, while accurate, sounds much more foreboding

[@Wertsir]

It sounds like a hallucinogenic drug that causes brain death while extending your perception of time to near infinity, causing you to experience a whole second life in the moments before death as your brain dissolves,

[@Jamesturnerrrrr]

@@Wertsir big word

[@stefan6347]

The year is 30XX Life 2 is the VR world you go to after you retire and spend eternity in a world with your desires.

[@zs103]

2:12 Spiff: "Knowledge is the way. Screw happiness!" M4ng0: "Is this why you haven't married me yet?" Spiff: "Oh no, she's worked it out..."

[@Zeldinion]

Are they actually dating?

[@zs103]

@@Zeldinion engaged I think

[@kyleyuen245]

This is one of my favourite lines

[@math3000]

Marriage is perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever

[@bobthebobman7457]

Some old guy: “money can’t buy happiness” Spiffing Brit: *hold my tea*

[@casualwoomy]

If life wasn’t hard enough, now there two of them

[@personexistingnot]

Lol

[@34220]

already sweating

[@shotq8070]

This is getting out of hand

[@MyHeadHz]

@@shotq8070 now there are two of them!

[@TheFreakyFish251]

@@MyHeadHz “They’re still coming though!” _“This is impossible”_

[@k.g.donathan6271]

When Spif said "Middleclass White Guy Mode Activated," then proceeded to win both games... it was the most realistic thing I've ever seen in any video game.

[@Alizudo]

Except no, because I'm a middle class white guy and I don't have jack shit. Also Spiff admitted on his channel to hacking the game so he always won his rolls.

[@emstink]

@@annad6572 not necessarily. Here in UK, I'm considered middle class, despite not having more than £20 per week to my name. My dad on the other hand, is considered working class, despite earning £50,000 per annum. Social class is more about perception here, than actual wages. Someone working class who becomes incredibly wealthy would be looked down on for example, and considered part of the nouveau riche, rather than upper or middle class. Also, just look at Great Gatsby, good example of middle class people not having much, working class person becoming nouveau riche, but neither being able to escape how they're already perceived despite new economic status.

[@Al-qo2gg]

@@Alizudo Just because it has not worked for you, does not mean that middle-class white men aren't more likely to succeed.

[@Isosyth]

Ah, the greatest exploit of all.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

ah, classic middleclass white guy in the replies

[@acinggames8422]

“May the best life win” sounds like the world for this past year

[@GolemTheUkrainian]

I'm surprised this comment is not on the top of the section

[@heyitsyaboi8419]

God tier comment

[@BigBlackGlock]

I'm winning apparently

[@Jade-py6iq]

I'm losing apparently

[@fries5849]

Sounds like the world this year

[@kaizerkeller]

"Film directors, very famous for dodging taxes" well to be fair, Roman Polanski's been dodging justice for a good long while, I don't see how taxes would be too hard

[@poly2low]

extremely late, but uwe boll was so good at using his movies to dodge taxes that he singlehandedly got the entire country of germany to change its laws on how movies are taxed.

[@blackoutlol2857]

Spif: literally goes to space and makes ludicrous amounts of money Rt: lost all money in basketball Kiwo: *I R E S E N T T H I S*

[@lordfelwinter6625]

I like how M4NGO doesn't exist

[@blackoutlol2857]

@@lordfelwinter6625 exactly

[@JayTohab]

@@blackoutlol2857 oof

[@tonofgx531]

Spiff's next video: Life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploit whatsoever

[@supersilverjnr9683]

It's already out xD

[@shinydewott]

RT basketball addiction exploit

[@gareaap7806]

one of the biggest exploits in this game is that you can just place the wheel on the outcome you want.(just act like it's a legit turn but you can decide where it lands)

[@tesseract5569]

T gang

[@paulhoeksema7200]

@@gareaap7806 do you just keep click held down and shake your hand in circles or more like you estimate where it will land?

[@Me-re2jd]

The best part of this stream was Dan and his basketball addiction. He’ll win the slam dunk contest one day, I swear

[@ICTON123]

*gambling

[@rachelhanger888]

@@ICTON123 *both

[@syrupsandwichhhh]

"Knowledge is the way. Screw happiness." Kinda sounds like school in a nutshell.

[@deadersurvival4716]

I mean, school would have to actually give you knowledge for that to work.

[@xrefed]

@@deadersurvival4716 ya

[@Electracion]

I love how Spiff just casually describes the idea of exploiting kids for KZbin video content and ergo money. It is the epitome and perfect representation of Spiff being the exploit king. This just wasn't the kind of exploits I was expecting. 15:50

[@chaoticsilver8442]

I mean... people do do this kinda thing. ... ...I'm disappointed in humanity.

[@1Thunderfire]

@@chaoticsilver8442 This is just a modern exploit. Exploits have evolved and adapted over the centuries.

[@avocadoexists6226]

The most relatable this game has ever been to me was when my pieces were too fat to fit in the car, so they had to walk

[@Lucien_M]

What?

[@mxrporchids6411]

@@Lucien_M when you've gotten so many pieces, they walk alongside the car

[@Lucien_M]

@@mxrporchids6411 oh okay

[@kirby1781]

I think I had that happen once to me, but I put them on top of other pieces. Looked crazy but it was easy.

[@flowerdolphin5648]

Yeah, I once landed on a lot of children fields & I just sent the spare ones that didn't fit to the retirement home in advance lol

[@blakdeth]

It's funny when people play this game, and don't know that the color of the pegs are genders. Since the earliest versions of the game, blue is men, and pink is women, and now they have purple for non-binary pegs. So yes rt, you were wearing a dress, and that's because you were playing as a girl.

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

Well no wonder he couldn't win then

[@enderplaysvidjagames8542]

I did not actually know that! I've always picked blue because I like blue but I didn't know it stood for gender! (I think) Thanks for pointing that out! Man the Game of Life has so much Lore to it I swear

[@nikk-named]

I noticed that somewhen in the video and was so happy they included the purple one c:

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

@@Ariishe I thought the joke was obvious, but apparently that doesn't come across well

[@weebmaster]

I mean it’s pretty obvious

[@simplylight4916]

Imagine how cats feel. They have the whole series.

[@Ichewcutestuff5097]

clever

[@1Thunderfire]

I got this joke. 🙂

[@CupcakeSweet384]

I’m confused

[@1Thunderfire]

@@CupcakeSweet384 It's often said that cats have 9 lives.

[@supermomandj]

Underrated comment

[@TheSkyRender]

"I now pronounce you--" "DOG!" Your editor deserves a raise for that one.

[@GrayCatbird1]

I think “I resent this” has entered my vocabulary, whether I want it or not

[@assailant8722]

Spiff to RT: "While you were throwing parties with your college tuition, I studied the ball"

[@ASPVids]

2:06 “Stay single to become smarter or get married” Well, that explains my parents.

[@stealthisaccount433]

is that why they both have physics degrees

[@pluto3194]

Wait I'm single and still stupid. I feel ripped off

[@siyotsistu]

@@stealthisaccount433 dude you can't just call them a bastard like that!

[@stealthisaccount433]

@@siyotsistu i just did XDXDXDXD

[@liltone9614]

Well technically you don’t need to be married to have kids

[@sinisteroglop]

It took me way too long to realize four people were playing.

[@anirvana]

Same lmao, I thought M4ngo was RT's piece

[@jakejennings6534]

No those are 4 more of RT's many personalities

[@joaoassumpcao3347]

It's just 2: Kiwo and RT's three personalities

[@lobsterspasta]

THERE WERE FOUR PEOPLE?

[@Randomd0g]

Thank god i wasnt the only one

[@juanignaciobordonpaz8018]

"Just like RT in bed, and that's why he had no kids" Harsh comment indeed

[@evanlandis990]

Life is when 2-4 souls have the ability to remember every reincarnation of themselves, and each other. So they say "fuck it, who can have a better life than the others"

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*Spiff won and so has earned posting-the-prior-day rights.*

[@the.invincible.9542]

Spiff's Perspective: MONEY!!! RT's perspective: Life is pain! I hat-

[@the.invincible.9542]

Although, RT and Spiff both used the same vod to make their video because Spiff forgot to record his screen.

[@Nitosa]

@@the.invincible.9542 it almost changes nothing... Just like life.

[@conormahon2666]

Kiwo's perspective: I resent this.

[@BazookaShack]

+2

[@donovanjoseph737]

"That's great!"

[@bpak808]

Dan continues to fulfill his gambling addition by trying to win the Slam Dunk

[@GTAVictor9128]

I find it fitting how Spiff has the profile picture of a posh monocle-man, and he was the one to become obscenely rich in both lifes.

[@jmainor9819]

Hearing Spiff sing “Come on and slam and welcome to the jam” has been the best part of my day

[@bappledink2459]

"If Life is so good, why isn't there a Lif-" "Yes"

[@Ronderal]

"Snail fahm!" "Snail faarm!" I love accents.

[@kaitoalkan]

Life 2: *"You can now play as Luigi!"*

[@Supermonster002]

Then for life 3 you unlock toad

[@StellarAedifex]

16:26 "I'm gonna do what I like to call the Lewis Brindley maneuver!" SPIFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@dean_l33]

I dont understand

[@Nathan-pl2cf]

@@dean_l33 Choosing to do a jigsaw puzzle instead of marriage

[@johtojunkie7190]

Instead of boxing matches, KZbinrs are going to start doing basketball games, and RT’s gonna be the first one up.

[@casiealsept1906]

*Jenna Marbles has entered the chat*

[@readmore8143]

This is quite possibly the best title Daniel's ever had

[@vtipoman]

Game starts "Your starting trait is: *D E P R E S S I O N* -5 to all rolls!"

[@bengal4047]

_Please state your reason for reporting this post:_ * I'm in this post, and I don't like it

[@Nitosa]

Yo that sounds op! You can exploit life with that.

[@RaphH_]

"I need the love, I need the affection, why do you think I'm a twitch streamer?"

[@XellosNi]

14:44 "THEY USED TO CALL ME... THE DRIFT KI--- NO!" "MANGO WHY!?!?!!?" It wasn't his time.

[@VoicedOveredArchs]

"They used to call me the drift king" now they call you the drift daddy

[@matthewcant6444]

Dan could've won if he used the backwards-tongue-acceleration strat

[@defensivekobra3873]

I'ts called the Backwards-tounge-acceleration strat you filthy casual

[@matthewcant6444]

@@defensivekobra3873 my bad

[@chikensuup7746]

I guess you could call this... THE AFTER-LIFE, HAHAHAHAHAHA... Please kill me

[@dragoniceful]

Nah, that sounds like work. Lick a toad

[@PotatioBaconio]

Okay 🔫 💥

[@abyssal_cruasder1186]

I was going to make this joke good thing I checked to make sure someone didn't already

[@defensivekobra3873]

You really wanna advance to Life 2?

[@sirminti8228]

New title for the game; Life Part 2: Reincarnation Boogaloo

[@Clover12367]

electric boogaloo

[@terriblecompany1588]

Electric reincarnation

[@kboi2158]

11:15 A pet giving you as much if not more happiness than a child...thats accurate

[@colleenglanville8293]

*"Either Get Good, Or Get Children."* I died of laughter lol! 😂😂😂

[@ZombieSazza]

“I’ll go for the education, I’m infertile, my bloodline will end” ... wait how did you manage to live my real life, in a video game?! Are you spying on me, RT, ARE YOU?!?

[@ruchick6155]

Ruined the 69

[@averyhoward9511]

“Middle class white guy mode activated” oof the accuracy in that head start 😅

[@specimen057]

14:50 this felt so bizarre because they're all twitch streamers so hearing them all burst into laughter really made my day.

[@williamfalls]

Now I want an animation of RT attempting to make more trickshots and flailing around while Spiff drinks tea and smashes the backboard.

[@clack_back3165]

"Go cart race" RT: THEY USED TO CALL ME THE DRIFT KING IN COLLEGE

[@Captanuki]

When you die and boss music starts playing.

[@owobi_2991]

Spiff was actually using several undetectable exploits to affect the quantum state of the universe, thereby manipulating probability and leading to him having the best luck in life.

[@Dustifer]

Kiwo her voice makes me happy She is just so cheery and drunk

[@ydl-dylski]

I resent this.

[@zakuhtet3775]

“Life 2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits whatsoever” - by Spiffing Brit

[@cyceryx]

Alternate title: Spiff being the definition of chaotic evil for 20 minutes and 30 seconds

[@timesnewlogan2032]

"I resent this." *-Kiwo, 2021*

[@itsmesky3545]

Spiff has managed to somehow exploit Life itself

[@bugbear2357]

"You have the most knowledge" God I wish that were me

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

If life is so good, why haven't they ma- *OH SHIT*

[@Ana_Ng]

"i'm gonna do what i call the lewis brindley maneuver." holy shit.

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Oh god... Isn't one life hard enough?!

[@bengal4047]

And that's why I prefer the sweet embrace of the _V O I D_

[@rob-bls4776]

They should make a DLC called AfterLife where your already dead

[@trulymrword]

"Spin for Heaven or Hell, get a career as a professional punisher of Sin either way you're already dead. With Life 2's DLC: AfterLife, coming to a smoldering pit of suffering near you."

[@false8260]

"Life 2 : Welcome to eternal punishment" even after death you are not free from life

[@michelle7002]

14:25 don’t mind me this is my personal replay button for “Sell a vintage spoon?!”

[@Tsakeli]

Gotta love how the game just KNEW Spiff was playing and rigged every spin in his favor. Life is a perfectly balanced game with no flaws whatsoever. :D

[@birdi3e]

Figured it’d be the Game of Death where you go through the 7 stages of Purgatory but whatever ig this is aight

[@omarenriquez6094]

Spiff: “They called me the Dunk King back in college

[@matthewbailey3113]

“I’m gonna do what’s called the Lewis Brindley manoeuvre”

[@SwedishBs]

Wait, ya got a timestamp for that?

[@benjaminrichard095]

@@SwedishBs 16:35

[@sunsetskye483]

What is that and should I be concerned

[@sprinklebun139]

“I HATE MY LIFE!” He says with the most happiness

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

“I need attention, why do you think I’m a Twitch streamer?” M4ngo, 2021

[@steamywaffle3346]

I dont know if I will regret clicking on this

[@andrewchapman2039]

"I'm gonna do what I like to call the Lewis Brindley manoeuver..." Gonna need an ice pack for that one.

[@nathaniallarkin6060]

Only the lucky people who reincarnated get to play Life 2

[@nicholasleon434]

“The Lewis Brindley Maneuver” RIP

[@Pundae]

*Literally an astronomer living in a mansion with the most happiness out of all of them* "IvE gOt NoThInG tO mY nAmE"

[@LoganPosthumous]

"I now pronounce you-" "Dooogs!!"

[@Saltier]

"if life is so good, why isn't there a life 2?" Hasbro or whoever I dunno:

[@StickMaster500]

I think after RT played Life 2 with the gang, RT wants there to be a Life 3 for the sole purpose of beat Spiff and fueling his gambling addiction

[@colleenglanville8293]

*"Knowledge Is The Way. Screw Happiness."* Literally me lol! 😂😂😂

[@rofldoffel9826]

"I got nothing to my name" That isn't True Dan you have debt to your name!

[@bucca2]

“The Lewis Brindley maneuver” SPIFF NO

[@gianttacogod]

Saw this on spiffing brit. They never knew what hit them.

[@JustJking911]

I can’t believe they missed out on the opportunity of calling it death

[@sunsetskye483]

Ah yes, the sequel to the wonderful board game Life: Death

[@BloodyKilley]

I can just imagine the bank being like "so why are you taking out this massive loan" "gotta pay back spiff for that basket ball challenge"

[@Nubfist]

“I just want to experience life again.” I died XD

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

Spiff be out here exploiting life like he does Skyrim and Civ.

[@portal2kid]

“Class divide does not exist despite the clear evidence contradicting that statement” - RT, 2019

[@AjarTadpole7202]

Everyone else is like a generic citizen character and spiff is like that one prodigy main character/antagonist that knows the meaning of the universe and how to exploit it for infinite money

[@dragontamer2596]

RT and spiff’s early game represents their channels quite well Spiff: break game precisely for success RT: How can I have the most fun messing this game up

[@josephsweijd3168]

"The Lewis Brindley Manoeuvre" sounds like spiff is trying to get fired XD