We Gathered The Irish Lads to Make A New Ireland in Raft

[@RTGame]

AH FUCK WE'RE LOST AT SEA

[@kanedawake8]

hello

[@kanedawake8]

i’m a big fan

[@RandomGuy-lw2ob]

How unfortunate..

[@beeb.w.6389]

ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT

[@frongychair]

hungy

[@silvertube11]

Dan is like the father who is trying to play with his kids but is utterly clueless half the time

[@krisb.1565]

In this case it’s more like he’s the smart older brother. Nogla is the angry dad and Jack is the nurturing mum with Kev the Kid.

[@fabanano6158]

Yea

[@jammeranimated2627]

Now we wait for Brian to be washed upon this raft.

[@Nathi98]

@@jammeranimated2627 Either he's as level headed as Dan (and Nogla drives him insane) or he joins in the chaos

[@toranine09]

Kevin 100% has younger brother energy

[@yakobi8434]

Rt: Trying to assimilate Jack: Trying to survive Daithi: Trying to stop Kevin Kevin: Trying to *attain heaven*

[@rileyevans3286]

I mean, hes already got way over 36 souls under his belt, so hes on the right track

[@Ake-TL]

KEVIN OVER HEAVEN!

[@thewall4069]

He just needs to travel to florida and wait for the new moon

[@xekon14]

Акежан Толеухан Truly made in Heaven

[@stress1300]

Kevin will end the universe and create a new one

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

“Surely you can swim?” “I’M DEAD!” *Understandable, have a nice day*

[@Unknown_crusader]

Yes

[@juxtra6113]

kevin in singleplayer games: an unhinged lunatic with a god complex kevin in multiplayer games: a literal infant

[@theguardiandex]

Grognak from the fallout series....Is proof of this o0o

[@emma7933]

I mean, from what I have seen of my younger cousins most infants are unhinged lunatics with a god complex...

[@lilacpen8678]

I fail to see any distinction.

[@nekochan3231]

Bold of you to assume infants don't have god complex

[@whaffle5531]

Nogla: “no no don’t kill the llama!” RT: “ok” *next clip* RT: holding meat

[@willoween-witch]

unus

[@Gabriel__Marques]

@@willoween-witch anus

[@ChonkedCat]

Unus

[@willoween-witch]

@@ChonkedCat Annus

[@MrNarwhaI]

Unus

[@lucaslennan3356]

Kevin: I'm mixing paint. Jack: Look sprinklers. Daithi: I'M DEAD! HELP ME! RT: I have killed both a boar and a bear in single combat. Worship me as a warrior god.

[@bobbobber4810]

He also were the medic of the group. He rescued them so many times.

[@alien5520]

I love everything about this comment

[@eruk4678]

@@alien5520 As do I

[@rekk1215]

all hail

[@IronDino]

Then faints to dehydration.

[@CaptainRhodor]

Chad RT soloing a bear with a sharp stick while dying of dehydration. This is the content we come for!

[@sanguineregis5354]

WORSHIP OUR IRISH GOD OF BLOODSHED

[@whomidity3953]

And then Kevin, our hero who ran across the island to save Dan

[@emily408]

Is this the Revenant?

[@marsmonke4160]

@@sanguineregis5354 BLOOD FOR THE DRIFT GOD

[@bippolhdt4730]

And half health

[@hellr4zer19]

"he died like a true warrior, screaming for water"

[@aidszamuril4032]

0:48 "I'm good, I was milked earlier this morning." So are we going to just gloss over that?

[@stijn2472]

It appears so.

[@apple9913]

Yes

[@bakeymykakey]

just a day in the life of daniel

[@subnormality5854]

Let's not forget the goat is also male

[@drake4138]

Just a man in a healthy relationship

[@Emu19]

Kinda sad you left out the part where Kevin explains to you how he organises his shit by just throwing them in random boxes and making the others fix it for him, to which Daithi responds with something along the lines of "YEAH LIKE A HARDWORKING HOUSEWIFE WHO HATES HER LAZY HUSBAND!!" but more Irish and indiscernible. That was one of my favorite parts 😂

[@Rebel_Reign1]

gimme a times stamp in the stream, i gotta hear this.

[@aphelion7756]

Agreed. We need to hear this

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

I don't even think I could decipher what Daithi said at that point

[@teejay9189]

@@extremistgarchomp4950 the more angry he becomes, the more his Irish shows.

[@NugsForPugs]

Can we appreciate the fact that RT who is farily new to the game compared to the others Singlehandedly killed a bear whilst dying of dehydration

[@xecchis6404]

Irish sailors trying to find a new home after fleeing from the famine

[@topevan2918]

2 Irish sailors and an imposter

[@trla6505]

@@topevan2918 but but theres 4 people

[@noobmaster-de9rv]

@@trla6505 cant you see his pfp? Thats him

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

ton I thought Dan and Kevin were just split personalities of the same person?

[@aphelion7756]

Daithi - the eldest: tired of everyone’s crap Jack - older middle child: attempts to actually survive the right way RT - younger middle child: silently watches things go down Kevin - youngest: radiates pure chaos

[@Jame5man]

If you flip RT and Kevin you have me and my siblings described perfectly

[@mitchf7558]

I can confirm this is how me and my three brothers act

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Kevin is a mood XD

[@lolololololutrythcfy]

@@mitchf7558 u gotta tell us which sibling u are now

[@mitchf7558]

@@lolololololutrythcfy second youngest so I kinda of just watch everything unfold. It’s been absolute chaos in the house for the whole year.

[@SirRadington]

kevin: builds a big ramp sean: breaks big ramp daithi: gets mad about big ramp dan: single handedly kills a bear with a pointy stick while dying of dehydration. one of these things is not like the others.

[@walnutalpaca8608]

I think it’s number 3

[@MysticG03]

It's Sean cause he joins in with Kevin's shenanigans, but that is the complete opposite...

[@hp22h78]

RT took down a bear single handedly. He is strongest Irish.

[@ImranLokman]

That's a very russia thing for an irish person.

[@trla6505]

But not the pur3st

[@dg2o7]

And Kevin came like an angel to pick him up

[@theminnesotan592]

The strafe game is stong with him.

[@lukakatunaricskaro]

@@dg2o7 If they still had the ramp, Kevin could have literally been the angel that took RT to Heaven.

[@mucklowthebaronofmercia8295]

Imagine being the navy and u find a bunch of irish guys stranded at sea who built a ramp that does not obey the laws of physics

[@RandomL0s3r]

If I was the navy general I'd sail the other way

[@8vantor8]

@@RandomL0s3r navy general?

[@CairnOwl]

@@8vantor8 Yeah, as opposed to Navy Specific.

[@Boyakishan]

@@CairnOwl as opposed to an airman sailing away

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@RandomL0s3r ... admiral?

[@dearcase3814]

So Jack, Kevin, and Daithi decided they need Dan to babysit them after all

[@anthonyb4479]

Video: starts Nogla?: “OOOOsthantheybothyfeeshnodanyonothefeeshno”

[@Cheestah]

HAHAHAA

[@Lance-we2ud]

"Ohh so we've missed ya as well, we'll have to get you up to speed now"

[@bean_eater1209]

I like how Irish people act increasingly Irish in larger groups

[@ryshow9118]

The dicotomy of Daithis anger and RTs wholesomeness is wild

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Daithi is pretty much a rage-aholic. He's unhinged, like I would not want to go out drinking with that dude

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

I can heavily relate to Daithi, as I too get extremely angry for no fucking reason.

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

Update, turns out it's a symptom of ADHD. Wowza! Boy do I wish my psychiatrist had told me about it instead of just shoving pills down my throat.

[@phantomgreenie]

@@yesterdaystomorrow5510 good info, stealing that for when I finally get to see my psychologist

[@cbmagicninja]

Daithi: the angry eldest child Jack: the suffering middle child Kevin: the chaotic youngest child Rt: the only child cousin who's along for the ride

[@lolololololutrythcfy]

alternative title: daithi losing his shit w kevin for 19 mins straight

[@Xaychedelic]

Do you mean the whole Raft series 😂

[@trentonrandall9733]

You can say that about any Irish Lads video lol

[@renpsuedo428]

"I was milked earlier this morning"

[@aidszamuril4032]

RT please, we need context

[@amransom26]

Jesus

[@quasicroissant]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@willphoenix5464]

We do need context, I’m thinking of non-monetizable content RT may have had with Jesse

[@subnormality5854]

Let's not forget the goat is also male

[@saltedpeppers6825]

Surprisingly enough, there weren't as many potatoes being grown as I thought

[@mavvi3303]

They actually have a potato farm that Jack built in previous streams, he was very into it, i think he was just a farmer and a chef for the majority of the previous stream haha

[@burgerboss1016]

“What are we doing why are we turning?” “I’m mixing paint”

[@renakunisaki]

Leave it to these guys to design a paint mixer that requires spinning the entire ship.

[@galactic-hamster7043]

"HOW DOES MIXIN PAINT TURN THE WHOLE DAMN SHIP?"

[@dusksunsetio6042]

Timestamp?? LMAO

[@hp22h78]

@@dusksunsetio6042 3:13

[@dusksunsetio6042]

@@hp22h78 thank u

[@futurecollegedropouts423]

The biggest threat on the open ocean is Kevin

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

XD yea

[@mavvi3303]

This made me burst out laughing ajdha

[@jasongonsalves2704]

14:29 - 14:34 Imagine if at that exact moment, the shark had jumped 15ft in the air and started eating the goat pen in front of everyone.

[@Dinoman972]

I was honestly expecting something like that to happen.

[@samsh0-q3a]

"We don't need to explain Kevin to you" looool

[@dragon_girl12]

The world isn't ready for when the pandemic ends and all the lads can hang out irl

[@alien5520]

I'm waiting for the IKEA hide and seek

[@mavvi3303]

I am looking forward to this almost as much as I am looking forward to freely hanging out with my friends again lmao

[@theogkaleb4150]

The Pandemic isn’t going to end. They announced the existence of a galactic federation of aliens today. It’s the bloody end uh da werld.

[@FerrisO_O]

*laughs in 8 months later*

[@blueninja012]

@@theogkaleb4150 what was this in reference to?

[@toastbot9496]

"I was milked earlier this morning" Bruh

[@timesnewlogan2032]

I guess Plumbella finally got to see his apartment?

[@lucasandersons]

Watching this after only watching Kevins streams really surprises me with how much none ramp building this game has.

[@finbardumbreck3740]

1:06 "Oh! thats Finbar...". For a second i thought they where taking about me! Thats the first time i've heard my name anywhere other than the rubber-dubbers.

[@dlan1130]

Based on their history with pirate ships, I'm sure absolutely nothing will go wrong

[@christianfilmssstm8933]

Dan: Kills a bear singlehandedly. Also Dan: Dies from dehydration afterwards.

[@sepiasmith5065]

Jack: "what's happening? why are we turning?" me: "Kevin was mixing paint" Kevin: "I was mixing paint" JFHDHDHD IT JUST GETS PROGRESSIVELY MORE ANGRY AT KEVIN

[@kaitlindoesarts]

Sean: "WHY DID YOU BRING HIM TO ME??" Kevin, in a feeble voice: "I thought you could help me :(" I love these dumbasses so much

[@stefo369]

12:10

[@Boyakishan]

4:20

[@ravynjay321]

I got to this comment the moment he said it lol

[@niyebe6406]

9:01 “I was almost at heaven.” WEST VIRGINIA!

[@stijn2472]

Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River

[@lucasiano4290]

Life is old there, older than the trees

[@eazy8579]

@@lucasiano4290 younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

[@stijn2472]

@@eazy8579 COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME

[@dipskiff]

TO THE PLACE, I BELONG!

[@subliiminal]

This has the energy of going to your friends house and their parents just start arguing while you’re there

[@emeraldleafeon]

0:48 "No I'm good I was milked this morning" WTF RT?!

[@Miss-Nadia]

James has some explaining to do

[@Werewolf914]

Nobody has milked your Eel this smorning? That's sad how do you get out of bed without a quick milking?

[@justintai1597]

"What am I doing wrong?" Famous last words

[@kyleyuen245]

I will forever love how they got progressively more irish as time goes on

[@beav2K]

I like how Kevin's accent gets thicker when he plays with the lads

[@Nathi98]

That tall structure of planks proves my airtight game theory: The Irish built the Spire

[@hayatobun]

petition to rename the game to Ramp in memoriam to Kevin's passion project also RIP Glashnok 2020-2020 You're gone, but not forgotten

[@LizzieNya]

He didn't put the GLASHNOK part in the video and I'm sad :(

[@caliesams9230]

Dan: "FUCK it's a bear!!" Kevin: "Kevin hungieee!!" This man has his priorities straight.

[@qpluto]

Dan: _kills a bear on his own_ Also Dan: _dies of thirst_

[@Dinoman972]

Must have been the adrenaline.

[@hk372]

The fact that Rt single handedly killed a bear while being dehydrated and away from any sort of help is amazing

[@randomguy9305]

Clearly hydration bars RT's power, he knew nothing about the game whilst hydrated but then when thirsty killed a bear singlehandedly

[@jeffreymcmullen3094]

14:44 *Daithi* "Oh, Kevin, you didn't think that one through." *Kevin* "Well you didn't fuckin' think about it even when I was explaining to you, did ya?""

[@alioc3298]

This is old but Jesus I’ve never heard Kevin swear at someone like that before

[@patrickmitchell9068]

*everyone screaming in pain* RT: All good lads, just going to explore

[@Alfenheimer]

"Has he got kids? Can we kill them too?!" Never change Dan, never change.

[@cameronhumphreys2309]

The Irish is so strong in this video, that I, an Australian got an ad for some Irish band called the High Kings.

[@josepholivarez1281]

Man, this sounds like every road trip/group project ever.

[@Dr.Death8520]

"I found a donkey!" *Donkey bounces away down the hill*

[@galactic-hamster7043]

"Wha- *DAT'S A LLAMA!"*

[@ImTheApexBoy]

"I'll Save you!!!" *proceeds to miss every arrow*

[@slonkazoid]

*sees llama* "There's another goat here" "I found a donkey"

[@didgeridooo]

"See dan you've played with kevin alot before" -jacksepticeye 2020

[@wynterash8778]

Automated captions trying to figure out what Kevin is saying is hilarious “That’s not your BID”

[@3dimensionalgames959]

Hearing "Kevin hungy" while a bear is attacking is exactly why I'm here

[@coreylemon]

"I WAS ALMOST TO HEAVEN!" (in the distance) "~west vergina"

[@BaronVonMott]

Nogla: The Stressed-out Dad Kevin: The Problem Child Jack: The Cheerful Uncle Dan: The Younger Brother

[@Shiroar]

In Kevin’s defence, when he raises the anchor without telling anyone he does at least just spin the raft around instead of sailing off without them. Sure it’s still utter chaos, but I guess it could be worse?

[@Infernos94]

Im almost sure that this is exactly how it would go if they were all stuck on a raft together.

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

“No, I’m good, I was milked this morning.” *_Excuse me?_*

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

mmm

[@ilovehorror7745]

Lesson one: Kevin Lmao

[@alien5520]

Lesson two: Kevin Lmao

[@k.g.donathan6271]

Believe it or not, this is them working together.

[@BedrockPerson]

I don't understand why they keep bringing Kevin on these *survival* quests

[@CraicDealer]

He did build like 90% of the raft though

[@rando842]

Kevin is in every Irish lads video I think

[@leeohx7174]

well he DID save Dan

[@cheese4467]

@@CraicDealer And like 60% was his ramp lol

[@victorvaquer94]

They did not bringed him, he summoned himself to play with them

[@cheeselord3655]

He completely left out Daithi's missing pants :(

[@meganjones1535]

Technically, so did Daithi.

[@G1ng3rG4m1ng]

"You get along like a house on fire" is a new one 🤣

[@emerald8410]

*bear chases RT* “Sounds like you should have stayed in the pack.” 1 second later “Ah bear bear!”

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

“No, I’m good, I was milked this morning.” - RTGame, 2020

[@FearsomeHippo74]

Alternative title: three Irish lads wage war against each other while Dan calmly explores the ocean

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Ah yes, the Irish are well known for their sailing skills

[@StickMaster500]

Welcome to the New Animal Crossing where instead of befriending villagers and catching sharks, the villagers are trying to kill you and the sharks are trying to catch you

[@aidanfarnan4683]

The lads when they paly one player games: Chaotic Evil. All of them all the time. The lads when the play together: RT True Neutral. The player who just wants the others to have a good time. Jack Lawful Neutral Munchkin Nogla Lawful Evil Rules lawyer Terrorizer Chaotic Evil Min-maxer Kevin Chaotic Neutral guy who rolled up an OP character with CHA 20 as a joke and got way, way to attached.

[@tator9798]

I wouldn't say Dan, Sean and Daithi are chaotic evil on one player games though. Dan can be that way sometimes but they mostly try to complete the games properly.

[@LawkzBro]

Our heroes didn't expect, that the ramp was their only hope for survival.

[@pizzaguy1086]

Game: Raft KZbin: Minecraft

[@killerbeans]

This is so true and I understand what it is trying to say

[@lowleypeasentmr.l8836]

I'm getting is kevin and QI

[@RandomL0s3r]

Kevin: Fortnite

[@renakunisaki]

Well, it's got raft in it...

[@robinbennett1686]

Daniel, Kevin, or Sean: Does something slightly wrong Dahi: Unintelligible Screaming

[@galaxycat9966]

*Daithi

[@killerbeans]

I figured you’d be better friends with bran considering he’s 50% you

[@tearsofregret8743]

Irish Lads group videos feel like a group of theater majors getting wasted and then trying a group standup comedy set

[@JeffrevinYT]

"Surely you can swim." "I'M DEAD. And don't call me Shirley."

[@cheruwu9659]

Ireland is about to take over the eart Edit: spelling

[@saryntolley]

I mean yes they are the only survivors

[@yumiendercat3685]

Hello people, I have arrived after only two minutes

[@solesey2292]

I think you mean the eart

[@cheruwu9659]

@@solesey2292 shit u right, I'll fix my mistake ASAP

[@Fluffybud123]

@@PureheartFisher lol

[@didgeridooo]

"I'm good i was milked earlier this morning" -RTgame 2020

[@BlutigeTranen]

"I was milked this morning." Oh no... no... I don't like that at all.

[@-mokerly-5984]

I can't believe Kevin recreated the Ziggurat from Pathologic

[@-mokerly-5984]

My dumbass just remembered it's called the Polyhedron. _Anyways~_

[@estebangoulet8162]

the real question is why did kevin go to the bears home

[@someonewhosbored2011]

They killed the mother bear?! Usually you're supposed to distract it with the berries, but you killed it instead! Woah!

[@stickwick]

That bear slaying was the most impressive feat I think I, or anyone else on this godforsaken planet, have ever seen.

[@frisolaxod3835]

"I was milked earlier this morning" RT why did you say this

[@pheldsparr]

Not even 30 seconds in and I'm already laughing. RT: "Why is this so high?" Sean: "Uh, how else are ya gonna break yer ankles, Dan?" Edit: I fixed RT's name.

[@SirWolfwoodIII]

that solo bear kill under those conditions. like dicaprio in Revenant. RT is a legend

[@aapur]

Nogla is just in a perpetual state of having a meltdown, and I'm here for it

[@mathwiz1007]

7:48 Wow, that’s a plank ton! Get it? Because they’re in the ocean with- okay I’ll go now

[@ninja34744]

Today I learned Raft has complex land-based gameplay. Here I thought it was all at sea.

[@OzTheHost]

This adaptation of the revenant deserves two oscars

[@saltedpeppers6825]

'No I'm good, I was milked this morning' Rt is everything okay at home

[@renakunisaki]

Sounds like everything's _great_ at home.

[@remyzk9424]

Kevin building the god damn polyhedron, stop him

[@ndzhelin2651]

Seeing their raft after only being caught up as far as Jack's videos was some kind of whiplash WTF

[@TacoLlamaYES]

Kevin just watching from a bush as RT single-handedly kills the bear and dehydrates himself