Rudolph Hiller | Ep. 130 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

Dec 5 LIFELINE LIVE podcast taping in Oxnard, CA www.ticketweb.com/event/lifeline-live-with-chris-and-oxnard-levity-live-tickets/13908083?pl=oxnardlevity Our new merch: lifelinemerch.com

[@criticizemindz]

When Matt takes his Glasses off, it has the opposite effect of a hot librarian. LOL It shows his true Age

[@tuesgayy]

So sad that the majority of the population doesn’t come witness Matt’s legendary personality every week …what a shame man

[@ryanclaytor8214]

I love how hard Matt comes out the gate with his outfit every week

[@djcammykooma]

Matt looks like the guy that sells cigarettes off campus

[@TheFinisher669]

.....k

[@ryangumble1453]

His hat, Salem, is literally a brand of cigarettes 😂

[@cre8ufitness13]

"Hi Mister Hister" 👋 .... LMAO I choked on my spit! 🤣

[@tristanburleson8014]

Matt was on absolute fire this episode

[@MrJacksAxe]

'I could think of much more things if i wanted to, im smart' is so funny and spot on, i relate to that.

[@loganreacts1794]

It’s crazy how every Sunday I be sitting there waiting for lifeline with a little drool hanging from my mouth like a trained dog

[@maximusprimex02]

s’kinky

[@mikeg3950]

I work at noon on sundays and I’m always hoping it releases before my ride to work

[@bencampbell.mp3]

s’gross

[@jumpboys1408]

I'm forming at the lips, the one between the hips

[@brandonhooper37]

Sus

[@countslick2924]

“I’ve been in multiple relationships..” “BRAGGIN”

[@handsomegames1433]

Matt comin in HOT on this epp And we love it

[@agoosoriano903]

“Wayfairers on, baby” was the Atari’s version. Don Henley says “sunglasses”. But you know, s’doesnt matter really.

[@vatoloco5815]

S'Impressive 👏

[@littletimmy1350]

The "killing me from the inside out" was perfect

[@patpatsbacks9117]

Google drive zooms in? Matt nailed it. Shut up.

[@ideasonscribe]

Episode should have been called "Lackaballzitus"

[@amandapandabb]

there’s absolutely NO way homeboy with the “girlfriend who’s getting fat” still has a girlfriend

[@jofohollywood]

Bacon and eggs and coffee and lifeline 🤙☕☕

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Matt looks like a guy who asks if there are showers available at the truck stop gas station

[@dbcooperslilbrother]

i have never seen two people with more potential for great hair who absolutely squander it eeyesssss dude both of your hairs are badddddd every single week absolutely change it

[@UnOfficialDTK]

Facts😂

[@mandylam5760]

Coming from a guy who’s probably absolutely bald or with upside down head ya know

[@TangoCharlieWhiskey96]

@@mandylam5760So what if he is? He’s still right

[@Dinomiester]

Oh that driving bit with Chris’s wife is my life…. And if she’s not making a noise she’s VISIBLY grabbing onto the door or squeezing her legs 🤣. Drives me nuts!

[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

It’s crazy how good this podcast is. Wish it came out in 2015 when KZbin was still on and poppin

[@MatthewM770]

Calvin saying "compromize" is hilarious! :D My daughter when we tell her what's for dinner will say "Yeah but, What are the options?"

[@hanleefree2065]

THE FIRST SUBMISSION LMFAO

[@irreverentium]

"Hey wake up, i'm fat" -Peter Griffin (in drag) Congrats on your airport victory 😂🎉

[@adri_rck]

33:58 😂😂 "been taking classes to be more present"

[@Hilke88]

To the girl being flirted with. Try saying in a friendly way "Yeah me and my boyfriend come here all the time!" lets them know your not available.

[@ashleighwalton26]

How doesn’t this show have more views? It’s the best podcast on KZbin. Makes me laugh every time

[@janelles3783]

CHRIS! Get digestive enzymes. Take before you eat, and enjoy no more indigestion ❤❤❤❤

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Chris going into extaculations of the origin of last names🤣

[@mandylam5760]

“Shut up.” 😂😂 MATT I’M DEAD 😆😆😆

[@stownrt61]

I appreciate the camera distance because it fits perfectly when you do full screen zoom

[@skater4318]

raise ur hand if matt’s hands be makin u feel some type of way🙋‍♀️🥴

[@brandonbuck3442]

"do you put in on a plane" during the nazi grandpa part, almost spit my tea on my screen.

[@brianchacon6208]

Chris slept on his head! S'obvious!😂

[@elijahjakobsen7898]

You fall asleep where you fall asleep, and that's it.

[@CR_22]

Got outta that one

[@TheKevyKev]

Chris’ hair is absolutely one trillion percent not even close to a 10 today.

[@andrewisawesome123]

Bro is goin' full on FERXXO and doesn't even know it!😎 He's got the Oakleys, hes got the green. Love it!💚

[@kayucci1111]

Just falling more in love with Matt every week 😂❤

[@kylemcgill2966]

That first dude is Chris Brown 😂

[@unidentifiedpersona-j7l]

his teeth are brighter than my future

[@SilencedLamb69]

Its killing me that the design on Chris's shirt goes all the way to the end of his right sleeve but theres a little bit of white at the end of his left sleeve.

[@Kobeautycincy]

Here to confirm I immediately knew Matt was singing boys of summer 😎

[@VlOLETVENUS]

you don’t even have to be short with them just naturally work into the conversation that you’re married (even if you’re not lol) “do you come here often?” “oh yeah, ive been coming here for years. it’s where i met my husband” etc

[@BrandonLaBerge]

I'm outta Prison BABY! LIFE RIPS!

[@gutterbutter009]

You gotta watch the Larry king dhamer dad interviews.

[@davidchadwick8587]

How was this episode not called “Wake up, I’m fat”?😂😂

[@paolo6336]

I clear my throat that exact way too

[@dotsongray]

Another lit podcast And boo ya boo ya

[@Colonelguuber]

8:29 “You hold that shit in ur butt” I was at acl this weekend and can’t use the event portables ever and accidentally sharted bc I didn’t go to the restroom all day 😢

[@chrisshorty]

This deserves 600k views!!!

[@EnrichmentTV]

Love the Gang Starr shirt, Chris !!

[@gutterbutter009]

That girl already knows the answer

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

exactly

[@archstanton531]

Matt’s outfit is fresh. As usual.

[@afonsosalgado578]

matts hairs symmetrical today

[@bellefleur6300]

Ya said “Man” Chris!!

[@_ElijahEarl]

“Wayfarers on Bab-eh” s’catchy

[@ohthatmollie]

I have some advice for the guy who thought it was a good idea to video in to disparage his girlfriend: just show her your submission so she can hear, for herself, what you said about her. that way, she knows exactly how you feel + you don't have to find the right words. I hope she has the fortitude to respond appropriately, because-unless she matches your level of sh!tty-she deserves better. there are a myriad of reasons she could have gained weight-most of them being health-related. she could be depressed; she could be dealing with hormonal imbalances; or maybe she really enjoys food, loves a good nap, and thinks she's in a relationship with someone who has her back + would be honest with her, no matter what-but kindly and thoughtfully. it is perfectly okay to not be attracted to her anymore. you calling in to this show + not having the decency to at least remain anonymous is, like, not. my advice to his girlfriend: walk away. he lacks a spine + he doesn't respect you. you only have one body, one true home-take the very best care of it + don't let just any ol' thing inside...particularly this guy.

[@junedreamer]

yes dude you said it so perfectly.

[@ryangumble1453]

S'long TLDR

[@parisg.8093]

He seemed more concerned about her looks rather than her health 🙄

[@ohthatmollie]

@@parisg.8093 exactly.

[@jayrose1201]

33:15 hope that guys girlfriend doesn’t see this lmao .. EH……S’ ………SINGLE

[@Haze2121]

He should be smart enough to realize he doesn’t like her for who she is and also that she’s a loser. Eh S’ break up with her if your talking about her like that calling her a pig on a podcast

[@WIX-96]

Coming from a lifeline luxury member here, i think you guys should cut the advice submissions all together. Just saying. The conversations between you two is what makes the show excellent

[@richardandrade9418]

Usually, wait till later to watch this, but just gonna treat myself today. S'spoiled

[@googleedood9721]

Chris hair is a 3/10 right now

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

matt so handsome w/out the glasses too!

[@InsultingMuffins]

Now I KNOW I am not the only one who saw this and read it's Rudolph Hitler 🤣🤣🤣 Side note it's my joke now everyone else can find another there alot of jokes but this one is mine ™️ MF's lmao Edit* I can't think of a joke but the pieces are there I know it😂😂😂

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Huh?

[@InsultingMuffins]

@@ChildishGambeaner it aint that hard read it again bud ipp help if you still dont get it

[@ChildishGambeaner]

@@InsultingMuffins you honestly sound dumb af

[@gutterbutter009]

She’s lucky that was a cyclist and not a biker

[@adri_rck]

So annoising when the episode ends 😢

[@thomajuice2161]

Hey Chris you need to bring back right wing Chris as soon as possible lol

[@teiece7890]

What was Chris’s too big lol 130 lbs?

[@7even871]

0:45 TRYING SOOOOO HARD! Don’t ya know?! 😂

[@alexfigueroa4292]

MATT YOU HAVE THE SAME STYLE AS GILLYTHEANSWER

[@brooksdurham8244]

Finally bag is secure

[@jhall900]

HAHHAH 15:11 the drunk eyes

[@jeff8509]

What ever happened to that guy Big Mike (I think?) that had the girlfriend who’s brother was inappropriate with her? He submitted like 2-3 times. He said he was going to a family dinner and he planned to bring it up - and then we never heard from him again. I feel like he made a scene and they broke up, and he was too embarrassed to update the boys about it. I really want to know what happened there. Massive Lifeline mystery still unsolved…

[@gutterbutter009]

Courtesy OTPHJ and keep It moving

[@jasonmelo9379]

Don't take PPIs like Prilosec or nexium. I just went through a month of hell trying to get off of them. I'm off now but I'm still bloated and have rebound acid and it's just miserable. And by the way they don't do much for you while you're on them. I've been on them for 10 years

[@TheFinisher669]

33:31 What a pos. He could only get her because she was desperate and insecure.

[@devinvanoutrive]

David Dahmer sounds like a white rapper..

[@adamdailey4168]

Matt - 8 Chris - 6

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

I'm the same age as Chris and when I can't think of a word I immediately assume its early onset dementia so I force myself to remember the word

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

That only speeds up the dementia.

[@thecorrectoification]

A better example to the killer last name would be Bundy. It's even more of a common last name, and Ted Bundy is even more famous of a killer than Jeffrey Dahmer. And it's even the joke from Married with Children - that they made the family's last name Bundy.

[@kodymonroe2613]

Girl definitely do that thing in the car. Its so dangerous

[@brittanyparsons2864]

Matt you look much better today lol not down with the Oakley but love you either way! ❤

[@matthewkelso3280]

My guess is runk comes from Runkle, from Californication.

[@gutterbutter009]

Chris shirt 👌

[@Tytyyorkie]

I fucking love Matt!

[@Chr1st8l]

Hey. Sometimes people talk to people be/c they are friendly. Assuming they are flirting, don’t. Talk back kindly, then go about your business. The end.

[@macksanderson]

lady in the car: yes, you're the jerk

[@chassiex3]

Anthony Birthday Month!!!❤

[@jessicae6675]

Ok. But who can tell where this Gang Starr shirt is from?!?

[@ronicasmith3956]

In the beginning of the pod Chris hair looked so great then it started to look like a Ken doll hair that was weirdly layered . So was it a little wet in the beginning and if so that is the look for you slightly wet. Matt your hair is always perfect

[@Betrayedthelaw]

@Matt So you arent the embassador for sportlife anymore?

[@Amanda.StanofPodcasts]

36:43 😂😂

[@DeadManVlog]

Yesss Brosss

[@BryceBD22]

Chris’ hair is a 3.8 today

[@reformedsquirtle8817]

No chance Matt thinks it’s acceptable to wear crocs

[@topdownb58]

37:30 Not even WEARING A CREWNECK!!!!!

[@rooster-bh6td]

chris’s hair 1.2 outta 10

[@kennygdude101]

The Nazi pic thing happened on Its Always Sunny and it is a great episode

[@jensvincent4702]

As soon as you said Oakley’s Chris wanted to puke

[@erikhanger1778]

Chris needs his hair very short and slick back very short1in-2in long, his brother should dye his hair any color Neon,both would work.

[@chriswashington9010]

Okay, go head

[@anth2290]

Hey mam how’s the coffee here ?? Otphj ensues

[@arthspidey666]

What if the last submission plot twist. It's someone with alzheimer...oooops. Record the story and play it back XD

[@js_toyo_club]

His eyes are too far apart! 🦈