Trump Calls TikTok a National Security Threat

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Seth addresses Sen. Mitt Romney defending Sen. Katie Britt's State of the Union response, Trump calling Facebook an "enemy of the people" and more in his monologue for Monday, March 11, before taking A Closer Look at Republicans insisting Biden is on drugs.
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@TedsHoldOver 10 ай бұрын

"Any mic is a hot mic when I'm spittin', SON!!" Crowd barely laughed. But I'm dying.

@actownsend7288 10 ай бұрын

Seth and Wally were just priceless there!!! I was a TV production crew member for 7 years, weird stuff happens. But that was funny

@alrightyru 10 ай бұрын

Gosh that would be so fun! I have always wanted to go to 30 Rockefeller Plaza or just you know New York, my real cousin lives there from London, working with so many creative people must have been a blast!

@Aryasvitkona 10 ай бұрын

What's the over/under on Wally actually just fucking with Seth and that it wasn't planned with him?

@actownsend7288 10 ай бұрын

@@alrightyru I’ve been to NYC but never seen a taping of LN but I’d love to

@-emailmicrosoft 10 ай бұрын

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@2DotsCove 10 ай бұрын

If he dropped a card, he was going to just leave?

@b1646717 10 ай бұрын

Wally, get paid for those lines.

@Garnet20 10 ай бұрын

Wally is super funny too as Seth 😂

@reginaldmustardbacon5866 10 ай бұрын

That's why he froze on the first card.. It was all a ruze xD

@Rjd-o2p 10 ай бұрын

Drop the card Wally !

@shwoopdi 10 ай бұрын

@@reginaldmustardbacon5866 Well played, Wally. Well played....

@nomore6167 10 ай бұрын

@@reginaldmustardbacon5866 "It was all a ruze" - Did anyone else think of Clerks when they read this comment?

@Zakkrifice 10 ай бұрын

i had to rewatch the start of that monologue 3 times. Seth and Wally are the best!

@-emailmicrosoft 10 ай бұрын

@SocksAndPuppets 10 ай бұрын

I think it's a national security threat to have someone getting security briefs when they desperately need half a billion dollars and fast.

@KnockOut242 10 ай бұрын

💯%!!!

@nomore6167 10 ай бұрын

"I think it's a national security threat to have someone getting security briefs when they desperately need half a billion dollars and fast" - True, but, to be fair, it's a national security risk to give classified security briefings to ANYONE who does not have a security clearance, regardless of political party or debt. I cannot understand why anyone thinks it is acceptable for presidential CANDIDATES to receive those briefs. The President ELECT should receive them, because that person has been elected to be the next president, but there is absolutely no legitimate reason for candidates, who may or may not become president and who have not been cleared for security, to receive that information.

@baxtronx5972 10 ай бұрын

What's the area code for Saudi Arabia?

@karmaalstad5588 10 ай бұрын

Plant some false documents and see what pops up.

@ggjohnson5754 10 ай бұрын

An idiot facing an indictment for espionage should not even be considered for having access

@aircraftcarrierwo-class 10 ай бұрын

That guy insisting that "Only children and the elderly love ice cream" really must lead a joyless life.

@JeanGillespie-fp7rs 10 ай бұрын

Nothing but stupid.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kieranhair37 10 ай бұрын

Nah, he got this one right. If you're over 11 and under 65, the only relationship you're allowed to have with ice cream is stress-eating after a breakup. Otherwise, I assume you're the same kind of Simple Jack who puts ketchup on a hot dog.

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

@@kieranhair37 I couldn't care less about ice cream, but lay off ketchup on hot dogs, you! 😅

@aircraftcarrierwo-class 10 ай бұрын

@@kieranhair37 Bait.

@Nirrrina 10 ай бұрын

@@kieranhair37I'm 42 I love ice cream & I'd never put ketchup on a hot dog. Unfortunately though my fibromyalgia/autoimmune hates the sugar if I eat too much. Doesn't always stop me but I pay in pain. Not as much as lychees though. I will never ever eat even a single one ever again ever. I only ate 2.

@jansilverthorn777 10 ай бұрын

I “lit up” for ice cream as a kid; and I do as a senior. But guess what? I “lit up” for ice cream all the 60 years in between too.

@mj.ray0898 10 ай бұрын

Right? What kind of sociopath DOESN'T get excited when someone gives em ice cream?

@edvh88 10 ай бұрын

I just went to my cousins wedding, they served alcoholic ice cream at the adults only reception! I won’t tell her that at 42 she’s a child.

@kieranhair37 10 ай бұрын

@@edvh88 Why would you? At 42, she's elderly.

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

@@edvh88ignore this ☝️ troll

@markmac2206 10 ай бұрын

All you gotta say Is "oreo blizzard" and my face lights up.

@AtoZFarm 10 ай бұрын

Wally let the intrusive thoughts win. 😂 So relatable.

@brianbirchfield2087 10 ай бұрын

Kind of ironic that someone that stole classified documentation claims tiktok is a threat to national security.

@kenwarner3715 10 ай бұрын

It's how u get donations. 😅

@SeanBlader 10 ай бұрын

Trump's number one skill is projecting his problems onto others.

@NJones-lb1ln 10 ай бұрын

That was a PERFECT closing on “A Closer Look”.🤣

@alrightyru 10 ай бұрын

But then less (shorter) Korrekshuns !! And this 100 thing has me shook 🙌🇨🇦

@davidknightx 10 ай бұрын

We must protect Wally at all costs.

@Garnet20 10 ай бұрын

Yes 😂

@Midori_Seabreeze 10 ай бұрын

Needs more likes.

@Picklesnot-co3k 10 ай бұрын

Wally needs a raise.

@peachesandpoets 10 ай бұрын

That Wally entertains me thoroughly

@unvergebeneid 10 ай бұрын

Let's also give Seth credit for how he deals with moments like this!

@MasterOfDarkness42069 10 ай бұрын

Wally and Seth should be a sitcom kind of like the Odd Couple

@billybobfreestyle3 10 ай бұрын

Yes! Definitely!

@davetonkin-j5k 10 ай бұрын

I love Seth’s impersonations of Rupert Murdoch! And I’m an Aussie!!!

@Aryasvitkona 10 ай бұрын

Hey hey no we disowned Murdoch. We renounced any claim over him when he became a US citizen

@samuellopez1957 10 ай бұрын

😊😁😄😃🇦🇺😊

@SyzygyNoon 10 ай бұрын

Quite the surprise, packaging the monologue with A Closer Look. I saw that the video was lengthy, but I wasn’t expecting this. Nice.

@danbsports6760 10 ай бұрын

Second time I've seen this combo, but at least this time I knew I'd already seen the ACL portion.

@SyzygyNoon 10 ай бұрын

@@danbsports6760Ya think they’re doing it for the views?

@kieranhair37 10 ай бұрын

They do it a lot. It's just whatever bit's next. Sometimes it's Closer Look, sometimes it's an Amber segment, sometimes...actually I've only seen it be those two things. But they do it a lot.

@SyzygyNoon 10 ай бұрын

@@kieranhair37 Thank you for saying that. I didn’t know.

@danbsports6760 10 ай бұрын

@@kieranhair37 I think I recall back in my day being the back half. I only see this know KZbin so I'm not familiar with the show's format. Always thought closer look was in the middle somewhere and that it was monologue and commercial.

@ScottCalvinsClause 10 ай бұрын

Having a "come to JESUS meeting" with the leader of isreal is effin hilarious

@JeanGillespie-fp7rs 10 ай бұрын

Great sense of humor!!!

@Aryasvitkona 10 ай бұрын

Casual reminder that Bibi was raised and spent his entire childhood and adolescence in Philly.

@Forty5drive 10 ай бұрын

Thank you😂he’s the funny one. Like congratulating Obama with a smile and “this is a big fuc@$* deal “😂

@mammawlee 10 ай бұрын

Well. We all grew up SOMEWHERE!

@Aryasvitkona 10 ай бұрын

@@mammawlee I mean, it is kind of an important factor. Netenyahu, Smotrich, and iirc even Ben-Givir are all settlers who moved TO Israel. They're all immigrants to Israel. It's why they explicitly endorse settlers, give them funding and weapons, and recently are allowing another 3000 settler homes to be built. It's worth noting that the settlement are a violation of international law and a war crime, and both America and the International Criminal Court agree that it is a violation of international law.

@wintertrooper7918 10 ай бұрын

to be fair that is the face we all make when we have to look at MTG

@corbeau-_- 10 ай бұрын

shock value is all she has

@norarivers2744 10 ай бұрын

Wally got speaking lines= 💵! 💛✨

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

He's going for Wally THREE Trees!

@jamesscott8705 10 ай бұрын

Oh man the Wally moment was hilarious! Thank you Seth and Wally! The Jackals love you!

@-emailmicrosoft 10 ай бұрын

@Phillyautomattic 10 ай бұрын

Tv needs more honest moments like Wally admitting to random intrusive thoughts

@nnu876 10 ай бұрын

oh honey

@allisonjames2923 10 ай бұрын

Yup! Because stuff like that happens to all of us

@andrewk-majordochomerepair6014 10 ай бұрын

Great Closer Look segment

@markmac2206 10 ай бұрын

Britts speech was a deleted scene from The Shining.

@Garnet20 10 ай бұрын

🤣

@Missunderstood103 10 ай бұрын

I've been referring to her as Jack Torrance. Felt like at any moment she'd reach for a kitchen knife, aim it at the camera and yell, *_Here's Katie!_* Honestly thought that would be part of the spoof on SNL.

@loreleimcbroom328 10 ай бұрын

😂 priceless!

@TheSocratease 10 ай бұрын

@Missunderstood103 That or the person trapped in the web in the original "The. Fly" movie. I kept waiting for her to hold up a card that said" help me, help me". She sounded like a crazed hostage.

@deborahwilson4684 10 ай бұрын

@@TheSocratease Good one! I loved that "help me" scene! She reminded me of a "Stepford wife" who short circuited!

@twinkletoes56 10 ай бұрын

If David Schwimmer can do impressions, SNL should have him do cameos as Jesse Watters. hehehe

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 10 ай бұрын

Trump met with a TikTok billionaire investor at Mar a Lago two days ago. Today he changed his long standing position against TikTok and now supports it in the US. Did he pay his bond with RMB?

@Jay-is2jy 10 ай бұрын

He owes the ccp for all ivankas patents

@cookie-dough-fox69 10 ай бұрын

Hello, fellow Maddow watcher 👋 She explained it all so well.

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 10 ай бұрын

Wow. Crikey. Flip. Flop!

@BDogg2023 10 ай бұрын

The Democrat and Republican co-chairs of the Senate Intelligence Committee both agreed tik-tok is a huge national security threat yesterday on one of the Sunday morning news shows because their algorithm is owned by a company controlled by the Chinese government, which would use the info they gather to affect the upcoming election via pro-trump propaganda.

@anniebland6450 10 ай бұрын

The Trump Timing is impeccable and just a bit more than OBVIOUS... Covering his ass with a 2 way mirror

10 ай бұрын

I definitely light up for ice-cream.

@Stoicisbetter 10 ай бұрын

Cogigntigtively...that was painful, Mr.Hannity.

@JeanGillespie-fp7rs 10 ай бұрын

Dear Pumpkinhead does it again!

@baxtronx5972 10 ай бұрын

Cognivtilubee...

@maplesyrup76 10 ай бұрын

Hannity looks like the love child of Jeremy Clarkson and a cinder block.

@Maya_Pinion 10 ай бұрын

The maggots should do something bout the va jay jay lips on Mangos neck.... Ew.

@xxmunkiexx 10 ай бұрын

@@maplesyrup76how dare you sully jeremy clarkson's good name sir. also the cinder block's.

@TakenBak42 10 ай бұрын

That dead dog joke has to be a Scollins

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

I dunno.... Allie gets pretty morbid, too

@Leggup 10 ай бұрын

But the math of it has to be Seth

@George_bush_911 10 ай бұрын

Lmao that's exactly what I said

@organicwest 10 ай бұрын

Sprinkling Adderall in their coffee and calling it Jacked up Joe too good

@h.l.aristosolies5292 10 ай бұрын

I'm just waiting for the new coffee flavored ice cream by the name of Jacked up Joe

@pamelacass9642 10 ай бұрын

Dark roast coffee ice cream, my friend!

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

With ripples of.....what? 4 Loko? Baja Blast?

@jlouvier02 10 ай бұрын

I would buy it! It would probably be delicious. Maybe have a white chocolate swirl in it.

@randallnied2476 10 ай бұрын

Hannity repeated "jacked up" so many times he gave us all semantic satiation.

@allisonjames2923 10 ай бұрын

Or semantic exhaustion more accurately

@madeleineprice9645 9 күн бұрын

@@randallnied2476 - He’d learned a new word. He was excited. /s

@stephanielight4161 10 ай бұрын

Keep doing your AWESOME impressions SETH! "Opppenheimer"👏👏👏

@MJEmjay 10 ай бұрын

The irony of Murdock engaged to the ex-wife of a Russian Billionaire oligarch.

@tonygrowley5275 10 ай бұрын

More than irony, it's a dangerous situation.

@tomb613 10 ай бұрын

Rupert is and has always been an enemy of all western constitutional republics with elected representatives by the people.

@maplesyrup76 10 ай бұрын

sloppy товары второго сорта

@lucicuch5348 10 ай бұрын

Sounds like a National Security Threat huh? 😮

@stomppie 10 ай бұрын

I think it's her daughter that was married to Abramovitch, not her? Either way, not a good situation

@clothilde1623 10 ай бұрын

Biden’s reaction to seeing Cocaine Bear (MTG) at the SOTU was so bloody funny they might have heard me laughing from over here in Scotland 😂

@pjimmbojimmbo1990 10 ай бұрын

"Trump Calls TikTok a National Security Threat" The Pot calling the Kettle black...

@Garnet20 10 ай бұрын

IKR 🙄

@laura749 10 ай бұрын

He himself is a national security threat😮😮😮

@ekibirigeable 10 ай бұрын

Pot calling the kettle orange!

@eddgrs9193 10 ай бұрын

To be fair, TikTok is intended as weapon, that's why they banned it in China. It should be banned everywhere.

@Ginric99 10 ай бұрын

I mean even a broken watch is right twice a day lol.

@monteverdefriendsmeeting8773 10 ай бұрын

I call Trump a national security threat.

@sithdemon5965 10 ай бұрын

As a Canadian, Trump is a Global Security Threat! No Joke

@jlouvier02 10 ай бұрын

I do too, but I also agree that TikTok is as well. The sheer amount of data that it harvests from users and sends to a rival foreign government is shocking. The information it can get from the average device isn’t too big of an issue for national security, but it should be banned on federal, military, and corporate devices. As well as personal devices of federal employees, military personnel and military contractors.

@seantlewis376 10 ай бұрын

Damn right! When I saw that ice cream segment last week, I went directly to my local store to get some chocolate chip mint!

@edvh88 10 ай бұрын

MY ALL TIME FAVE!!!

@pamelacass9642 10 ай бұрын

My favorite!

@kieranhair37 10 ай бұрын

Did you make it back to your own house or did someone have to call the number pinned to your shirt?

@seantlewis376 10 ай бұрын

@@kieranhair37 LOL I got home all by myself, just like a big boy.

@mrsvspin 10 ай бұрын

GREAT show... thank you

@Nintendofan91 10 ай бұрын

1:38 it’s the face you make when your grandkid comes downstairs in their Halloween costume in the middle of March.

@cynthiahernandez3598 10 ай бұрын

The cone holster bit was freaking Hysterical!!😂

@Dingdong3696oyvey 10 ай бұрын

I’m old enough to remember when we were told Rock’n Roll was a national security threat.

@bruceradz 10 ай бұрын

I bet Jacked-Up Joe was there

@Rjd-o2p 10 ай бұрын

@@bruceradzROCK & ROLL JACKED UP JOE. 🇺🇸💙🌊🙏🇺🇦🗽🗽🗽

@patriciamurfitt4590 10 ай бұрын

Damn hippies 😅

@rhondah1587 10 ай бұрын

I remember that too. The old grumpy folks hated to see young people have fun and cut loose in dancing and singing with glee. Elvis was considered dangerous because he moved his hips while singing. LMAO Now the old grumpy people are all against gay people, immigrants, black and brown people. Because they might be different than them.

@bend8353 10 ай бұрын

Was that also an app owned by the CCP? and did its CEO meet with trump 2 days before also?

@Myoldusernamewasgood 10 ай бұрын

Is MGT brought to us by NASCAR?

@markmac2206 10 ай бұрын

That Pacino was A+

@betsiecleworth5853 10 ай бұрын

And the Australian actually sounded like human speech, all round improvement

@strumdogmillionaire 10 ай бұрын

Except he said "boom goes Oppenheimer" Bomb go boom not man. 😂

@luketallman891 10 ай бұрын

Why does the clip of Hannity saying "cognitively up to the task" sound like he got into Pirro's Franzia stash?

@nealtircuit9373 10 ай бұрын

That Al Pacino impression was perfect… as Sandler’s Cajun Man.

@maxpatrickhaynes2194 10 ай бұрын

Totally. I was thinking the way he said “Jacked Up” was strange too …😂

@clothilde1623 10 ай бұрын

I was so glad Seth mentioned it - Hannity’s exaggerated pronunciation of “Jacked” was really grinding my gears! He’s trying to emulate his seditious bum-chum’s weird shouty speech patterns. 🙄

@trkavanagh6976 10 ай бұрын

Truly excellent closing line!

@kurtwicklund8901 10 ай бұрын

The GOP now burns its bridge to Americans who like ice cream.

@Garnet20 10 ай бұрын

Yes they hate to see us happy love ice cream myself ❤️☺️

@shwoopdi 10 ай бұрын

I'm gay for the stuff, honestly.

@mikereseigh 10 ай бұрын

Yep

@dwaugh2215 10 ай бұрын

The GOP hates ice cream

@TheUluxian 10 ай бұрын

@@dwaugh2215 And children, apparently, since they refuse to do anything about the growing problem of mass school shootings..

@danielgregory3295 10 ай бұрын

Anybody else smell a Scollins on the dog joke?😅😅

@ratty5 10 ай бұрын

😂 I’m watching this while scooping vanilla ice cream on butter almond thins. I ❤️🍦

@kieranhair37 10 ай бұрын

The good news is, when you throw in the almond thins, it's no longer dementia. However, I got some bad news for ya about mad cow....

@lostbutfreesoul 10 ай бұрын

Thought Trump changed his mind.... After someone with money talked to him in private.... Imagine that!

@irishgurl3078 10 ай бұрын

Can we just all appreciate Wally for a second? 😂😂

@shwoopdi 10 ай бұрын

Wally was just gonna straight leave if he dropped a card. 🤣

@bmiller949 10 ай бұрын

Thanks Seth, you're writers earned their paycheck this week.

@ZarlanTheGreen 10 ай бұрын

"...and they *love* you" You do realise that, that is an argument *_for_* it being an enemy of the people, right?

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

A.major correction there!

@Aryasvitkona 10 ай бұрын

That was the point I believe. The fact that Trump considers a website flooded with his fervent supporters to be the enemy of the people is... Ironic and hilarious, partly cos it's true

@anthonydixon4636 10 ай бұрын

The Florida dog joke made me laugh so hard especially when I looked at the dogs eyes and Seth’s 🤣🤣

@ramonaboggio7402 10 ай бұрын

"White House fentenyl" would explain a lot.🥴🥴🥴

@alrightyru 10 ай бұрын

That list is insane!!!!

@michaelgillespie1206 10 ай бұрын

Rudy wants to say someone is demented? Remember when he said "hey look, I'm wearing two watches."

@kleerude 10 ай бұрын

I like Seth’s hunt-and-peck method of doing impression. Don’t worry, you’ll get there.

@Midori_Seabreeze 10 ай бұрын

10:52 Legit thought Seth was going to have another opinion on how to get out of holding an ice cream cone on national TV. 😂

@raymondm.9954 10 ай бұрын

A cake cone, the kind with a flat bottom, would have worked.

@blakeeldredge9892 10 ай бұрын

The seamless transition into a closer look is awesome for KZbin views, thank you!!!!

@user-jg3rp1ib5z 10 ай бұрын

Seth’s Pacino is so spot on! Was pissing myself with his “Oppenheimer!” Hahaha

@kattza644 10 ай бұрын

Wally is adorable

@Garnet20 10 ай бұрын

☺️😄

@user-nh4gg7kn1i 10 ай бұрын

Loved this episode!!

@sussekind9717 10 ай бұрын

Everybody lights up for ice cream. Have you ever seen anybody look depressed when opening a pint of Haagen-Dazs?

@kieranhair37 10 ай бұрын

Yes, because they realize they just wasted an extra $3 on the same crap they would've gotten if they bought a brand with a name they could spell.

@sussekind9717 8 ай бұрын

@kieranhair37 That's what you get when you use talk to text and don't speak any Scandinavian languages. Not really my biggest worry in life.

@khallo151 10 ай бұрын

You finally nailed Murdoch’s voice

@natashacooper8443 10 ай бұрын

All the Bluey watching is paying off.

@robertlloyd122 10 ай бұрын

In Katie Britt's defense, my partner insists on keeping almost everything in the kitchen in cupboards and drawers.

@lifewuzonceezr 10 ай бұрын

WALLY!!

@Garnet20 10 ай бұрын

Wally is awesome and funny too 😄👍🏻

@allie_hart 10 ай бұрын

I was just thinking the other day that it felt like we hadn't seen him in awhile and I was worried 🥺

@palpablenotion 10 ай бұрын

My dad actually had an xray were the doctor looked at it and requested permission to do a second one (this was when he was a teen). After the second, the doctor explained the first xray showed "nothing in his skull." His 3 older brothers totally didn't use that as ammo for decades. (I'm lying, they did, for like 30 some years)

@margueritemccann8580 10 ай бұрын

Aren't siblings great? They keep us humble.

@palpablenotion 10 ай бұрын

@@margueritemccann8580 they sure are all for humility ;)

@Mirrorgirl492 10 ай бұрын

Seth is the only non-Aussie who can do our accent.

@elleray9293 10 ай бұрын

If Ben & Jerry’s doesn’t come out with a new flavor called Jacked Up Joe, they are missing a golden opportunity

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

Coffee ice cream with ripples of....what? Baja Blast? 4 Loko?

@jlouvier02 10 ай бұрын

@@LindaC616a swirl of white chocolate.

@meganbarber3599 10 ай бұрын

So good to see Wally again! It's been way too long. I wonder if he knows how adorable he is?

@robertlloyd122 10 ай бұрын

The Cone Holster is definitely a good idea. And it should be able to like flip out into a stand that you can put on a table or something.

@DamienBlade 10 ай бұрын

$250,000 of cocaine? Overtime hours just skyrocketted.

@adamsochLA 10 ай бұрын

Trump is a national security threat 😂

@Jay-is2jy 10 ай бұрын

Proven time and time again..

@FluffyHarmlessKitten 10 ай бұрын

I mean, he's only stealing (and probably selling) classified documents and inciting violent insurrections, and giving out prescription medication like candy, and cozying up to russia and .... you might be right.

@Garnet20 10 ай бұрын

💯

@KreativeKerri 10 ай бұрын

Oh idk he said he would only be dictator for one day. How bad could it be? 😅

@adamsochLA 10 ай бұрын

@@KreativeKerri for one day? He is lying. He will be a dictator for 4 years.

@Lee.ELIXIR 10 ай бұрын

Seth you forgot Rudi with his two watches 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼

@mzimmerman1988 10 ай бұрын

Any episode with Wally is a good one :)

@jc_fit4life288 10 ай бұрын

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!!!!

@Zaluskowsky 10 ай бұрын

ICE CREAM! Speedball 2

@diannemeyer7195 10 ай бұрын

Awesome Closer Look Seth 😂

@myrlyn1250 10 ай бұрын

"That hotel was spotless!" 🤣😂🤣👍

@southrules 10 ай бұрын

Love this show

@Garnet20 10 ай бұрын

Me too ❤️☺️

@philoctetes_wordsworth 10 ай бұрын

To be clear: I do not fear that Stepford Wife with the crazy eyes. I find her hilarious and sad. I fear the men behind the curtain.

@notenoughmonkeys 10 ай бұрын

They finally let Pacino out of the zoom room!

@traceyholt8223 10 ай бұрын

Leave Wally alone! He didn't drop the queue card! Plus he added a huge funny bit to the segment and earned himself some more money by inserting more lines for himself. What a superb talent!

@sheetal_views 10 ай бұрын

Wally has his own camera?!?!? Did I hear that right???

@betsiecleworth5853 10 ай бұрын

Wally is a National Treasure, of course he has his own camera!

@sheetal_views 10 ай бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 how silly of me 😂

@alrightyru 10 ай бұрын

All the darned time!

@kieranhair37 10 ай бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 Can you please not capitalize it like that? If Seth sees this, the next monologue is just gonna be 15 minutes of him trying to impersonate Nic Cage saying "Oppenheimer."

@betsiecleworth5853 10 ай бұрын

@@kieranhair37 🤣 tis you who have manifested it!

@bernadettelee155 10 ай бұрын

Mr Myers, please put on your close captioning, I don't hear well 😊. Thank You 😌

@scottmattern3437 10 ай бұрын

When Biden made the face to MTG, it reminded me of an adult seeing a little kid on Halloween dressed as a tiger or something like that

@-emailmicrosoft 10 ай бұрын

@prestonscott73 10 ай бұрын

Correction: It is actually easier to put food on the table Without plates.

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

Next level jackaling...👏👏👏

@lonobird4711 10 ай бұрын

"I'm For Jacked Up Joe"

@CardinalSinOfCake 10 ай бұрын

The beginning of this video gave me a much needed laugh 😂

@carolbenke198 10 ай бұрын

Seth you and your writers rock🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@10101110101011001 10 ай бұрын

Can someone explain why Margorie dressed up as a 1995 website?

@joshuamcannally8722 10 ай бұрын

😂

@tillneumann406 10 ай бұрын

Well, she IS obviously made up from some very coarse and simple HTML...

@WyvernYT 10 ай бұрын

Most people were there for the State of the Union speech. She was there for NASCAR.

@stephensorensen4477 10 ай бұрын

Because she’s completely out of her mind 🤪🤮🙂

@pamelacass9642 10 ай бұрын

Her ex-husband to be is leaving not a moment too soon, folks.

@Hope4MeAndYou 10 ай бұрын

I love Wally's giggle!!!

@Nan-59 10 ай бұрын

I love when Wally is on the show!

@jonathonalsum9063 10 ай бұрын

My first thought to Jacked up Joe was "ya mean White House coffee under Trump?" And you all nailed it. 🎉

@christophercrowder872 10 ай бұрын

So he calls it a national scurity risk, but he opposes the legislation banning it. What does that tell you about him?

@danbsports6760 10 ай бұрын

Nothing I didn't know already.

@heidelbergaren5054 10 ай бұрын

Best start to an episode for a while

@khallo151 10 ай бұрын

Spot on tv ad voice. Should’ve had a blue screen pop up with that phone number 😂

@icantollie 10 ай бұрын

With the little icons for MasterCard and Visa and the last line in all caps saying SORRY, NO C.O.D.s

@AlwaysAndForever7 10 ай бұрын

Omg the cone holster is peak comedy innovation 😂😂😂

@ErikWhyRock 10 ай бұрын

CORRECTION: Plates are normally kept in cupboards not out on the counters. - a Jackel ❤❤❤

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

*jackal

@StuartRogoff-o4o 10 ай бұрын

More Louie!!! Seth and Louie have magical chemistry!

@khallo151 10 ай бұрын

Wally says you should put him on more!

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 10 ай бұрын

So do we lol

@fimbulsummer 10 ай бұрын

And so say all of us