Russell Howard Rounds Up This Week's News | The Russell Howard Channel

[@wonger05]

We had "Eat out to Help Out". Time to "Starve a Kid to Save a Quid"!!

[@delriobookclub224]

true

[@memento81]

catchy

[@amadeus4438]

Eat out to help out That dosent sound good

[@fredatlas4396]

@jony jonyson what's that supposed to mean, the tories clearly don't give a shit and it wouldn't have cost much to give the kids free meals. In this day and age, in the connected lives we lead, surely everyone needs access to the Internet and a phone of some sort, you know access to emails. You can't do much without that, even to get a job you need the Internet & an email address. To sort out your bills etc etc you need a phone

[@wonger05]

@GMedia I'm a high earner, and I'd rather they use my tax money to feed other peoples children in need than give them self raises and expense their own food...

[@vampirecaptain7676]

Can I just say I think it's pretty fair to say that Voldemort does care about Harry Potter's education since he waits till the end of the year to kill him.

[@bannerturtoise1219]

Voldemort was a student once before. He knows what it was like have to worry about their grades.

[@scorpiouskrimson]

"Look, I know I'm planning to kill you, but your name's in the title so I'm probably gonna lose, so if you're gonna live I want you to be able to make something of your life, I'm not dying to a teenager for him to become a deadbeat, that's embarrassing as fuck."

[@intj1434]

@SomeBody OnceToldMe I feel like you were going to add something about Harry in the Chamber of Secrets then forgot lmao

[@scorpiouskrimson]

@SomeBody OnceToldMe Voldemort would be furious

[@goofysmp]

“If I’m killing Harry Potter I must kill the most powerful Harry Potter” *Waits for Harry to get his Level 3 NVQ in Wizardry and Potions

[@The482075]

"When the government saved their quids, the people fed their kids."

[@zoewaterer1830]

eat the rich.

[@Defaultrafale12]

@@zoewaterer1830 start with this millionaire comedian Russel Howard.

[@zoewaterer1830]

@@Defaultrafale12 let me rephrase then, eat the rich who dont give a shit

[@benkelly6219]

@jony jonyson So you’d rather Rashford used all his money instead of the government or other multi million pound companies like Coca Cola and google, who could wipe out poverty in the UK or COVID food problems

[@norrinradd3549]

@jony jonyson. If you knew about what has been happening, and about this story from the start, otherwise you would know about how and why, this footballer started his campaign.!.!.!.!.!.!. NUMPTY.........

[@nadiar.4638]

So because they were mad they were called "scum", they did the scummiest thing they could think of... Make it make sense

[@Thedownwardmineon]

The "It Wasn't Me" with Shaggy bit was so funny

[@danaziz1675]

This had 69 likes. I wish to like it so bad, but I will preserve the like count Edit: it got to 100, so I liked the count -_-

[@Fern635]

I enjoyed it more than was warranted, probably. I even took the time to double tap back, so I could watch it again. 😁

[@ryanbarratt3475]

@@danaziz1675 hey its nearly on 420 now

[@sarahfinch5051]

next stop 666

[@X3H3X]

10:03

[@harrybanner170]

It says alot when a footballer has done more for children then what the government has.

[@markgregg127]

True the public does more than than the government

[@Catch22x2]

says allot, yes. but are you surprised? I've pretty much lost the ability to feel shocked..

[@suffyc9499]

also lets bear in mind he's only 23 years old

[@johayes7529]

Well black football hero's know what it's like to go hungry, unlike tories.

[@X3H3X]

@McDonald's think they mean like, since they're black, their past hasn't been good. Racist abuse and all that shit.

[@AK-xj2di]

This little boy just broke my heart can't stop my tears. How sad, in one of the richest countries little children are starving 😢💔

[@rogoth01themasterwizard11]

while there isn't 1 individual reason for it, the more affluent a population becomes in relation to their peers, the more polarised and disproportionate the wealth distribution becomes making it more and more difficult for the majority to stay out of poverty.

[@pansepot1490]

@@rogoth01themasterwizard11 you make it look like an inevitable process. It’s not. Governments decide on taxation and how many resources spend on social policies. There’s many rich countries with social democratic governments that don’t have these massive numbers of extreme poverty. Some “relative” poverty is inevitable but relative should always be just less affluent, it should never arrive to deprivation and starvation.

[@rogoth01themasterwizard11]

@@pansepot1490 back when i was in college i studied economics, and at that time the 'pareto optimality index' had shifted from 80/20 to almost 85/15 in the UK and this was 12-13 years ago, at this point in time i wouldn't be surprised to see it even lower and see a 90/10 split or worse, furthermore like i sad in my original comment it's a trend seen in almost every single 'developed' nation with a socio-economic structure as the UK/US etc where the more wealthy the populous as a whole becomes in relation to others around them, the more polarised the wealth disparity becomes making a larger proportion of that population unable to escape poverty leading to what you see here in this video, it also doesn't help that the current government as well as those that have come before have done nothing but cut spending in key areas of the nations programs to help those most in need and seen the the largest growth in those already wealthy get even wealthier to the point where those individuals could and should be taxed more heavily to help support those who cannot through no fault of their own support themselves, sadly the conservative government seems happy to look after thier own members and keep the wealthy happy than see a country wide redistribution of wealth to those that need it and see the 'poor people' start to get back on their feet.

[@garrett2439]

@@pansepot1490 Yeah the current dire situation the UK is in can be traced directly back to the Tory government that came into power in 2010 and never left. They keep getting voted in because appealing to paranoia about immigrants is a surefire way to win a British election. Here in New Zealand our equivalent of Jeremy Corbyn, Jacinda Ardern, she won her election, the reactionaries who were running the country got booted from power and surprise surprise a progressive government is better than a right wing government. The answer to your problems was right in front of you for like 5 years and you kept getting it wrong, three times in a row. It was very sad and annoying to watch.

[@fredatlas4396]

@@rogoth01themasterwizard11 the tories ideology is to privatise everything, that's why they always cut funding for all public services. It's so they can use our money to give tax cuts to big corporate businesses and the wealthy. And they erode workers rights, try to exploit the work force. This is why there is more poverty and the divide between the haves and have not's is growing wider. If they hadn't given these tax cuts for the wealthy since 2010, there would be more than enough money to properly fund public services, like the NHS, road repairs, local councils, police, welfare, state pension, infrastructure, education and schools etc etc

[@thej.r.6692]

Hi Russell It's Cass I was on this episode on the people's poll I would like to say thank you very much for the opportunity. I'm such a huge fan I've been watching you for years. Keep up the brilliant work and the jokes you make are just outstanding

[@JaydevRaol]

😃👍

[@jonathanbrettyoung5749]

💜💜💜💜💜

[@jonathanbrettyoung5749]

❤❤❤

[@xCoNa14]

I think the government likes to forget that it's our money, not theirs. It's looking like they're gonna need reminding somehow...

[@BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989]

@@Boilingfrogg In what way is that relevant to this comment?

[@Maeve-cq2nt]

“Kids are starving, Prime Minister. We should help them.” “Nah, let’s repaint this Airbus A330 even though we can’t currently use it”

[@eleanorcooke7136]

The whole free school meals hits a sore spot for me. My school keeps going on about how they want to help disadvantaged children and they put in a bid to finance a free school (which they lost) but when the thing for free school meals came around, they refused to do anything despite multiple letters from students asking them to do something. Please bear in mind that my school is often seen as snobby and the fees are upwards of £13,000 a year so most people who go there have money to spare. They didn't even do a funds collection, they just refused to do anything. Then a nearby sports club started fund collecting to pay their caterers to come in on the off days and cook huge meals. I only went to my school because it had good support for my learning disabilities so we didn't have much money to spare to give. Then the club asked for volunteers to deliver the food to families and my mum and I immediately volunteered. To this day, that was probably the most worthwhile thing that I have ever done with my time because it really helped me understand the struggle that some children who are less fortunate go through. Sorry for the essay, but I just thought I'd share it as it really showed to me that anyone can make a difference even when the top dogs refuse to help.

[@dhdbaejemsn8392]

You're always able to cheer us all up, even in the times of this Virus. Thanks for the amazing relief you give me, and to everyone...

[@gerardflynn3899]

You're right, Boris is a Virus.

[@bosswiggler8262]

Most of the British Public: 1 The Government: -1

[@MrHussain1998]

But if you think about it the government got away with not paying millions and the kids getting fed, the whole country fed the kids whilst the MPs were having a cigar

[@idcgaming518]

@Chapter Master Seydon yes, but we don't execute our political rivals here in the UK.

[@idcgaming518]

@Chapter Master Seydon or ex spies that we agreed to free.

[@briantemple8643]

“Bill Clinton looks like senator palpatine” HE IS THE SENATE

[@sebchambers6055]

NOT YET

[@TyMarshall007]

it's treason then

[@fredatlas4396]

Donald trump makes Bill clinton look like a Saint

[@briantemple8643]

@@TyMarshall007 POWERRRR UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR

[@TyMarshall007]

@@briantemple8643 Revenge of the Sith is such an underrated movie

[@tonyconnolly8265]

Surely they could have called it “Wankair”

[@ishanchotaliya8904]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UpsideDown853]

Didn't know I needed this 🤣

[@JBG-AjaxzeMedia]

genius.

[@xxsohalalmodexx]

UNDERRATED

[@PlumpStupid]

Jizzy jet

[@TheRichmaster24]

'm really glad you do these; it's kind of hard to watch the news without feeling dragged down by everything but you balance being informative with humour really well

[@rowandaff6903]

If i had a quid for everytime he looked at me I'd have 50p.

[@ta8258]

😂 good one

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

Omg I should not be laughing at this lol

[@davidedwards3361]

Don't worry, politicians the world over look after themselves before anything. The Australian government refused to increase the unemployment benefit by $100.00 a week (14.28 per day), leaving it at the $40.00 a day it was. 2 weeks after denying the unemployed a rise, the government voted in favor of a $400.00 per week pay rise for themselves...that is $57.14 per day. Yes, politicians got a bigger pay rise than the whole of the unemployment payment. And that went on top of the pay they were already getting! And you expect them politicians to forgo their subsidized meals in order to help the people they are SUPPOSED to be SERVING? Hold on to that dream! It's all about the money for politicians.

[@fredatlas4396]

That's more money than unemployed get here in the UK

[@gurdipsidhu5984]

@@fredatlas4396 1 dollar is like 52p i think thats on level with the uk maybe a little more

[@theodorwilliam6943]

A part of me really wanted Russel to say: "That's 2,9 million a year, You know how much 2,9 million a year is? That's two 1,45 millions ya son of a bitch!"

[@olgacharalambous2810]

Keep up the good work RUSSELL, you are the best Satirist in the UK ! Laughter is the best medicine, and boy do we all NEED this panacea. Stay safe, stay strong everyone!

[@maureenackerley8024]

I love Russell's sense of humour but I love his compassionate, empathetic nature more! Russell for Prime Minister. 👏💙

[@staceysmith3518]

You have such logic and compassion. Really enjoy watching your show. You could teach politicians a lot. Bless you

[@BeedleTheImmortal]

As someone who is growing up in a working class family and is a minor, I've gone to school to hungry and tired to focus and there's nothing my family or I can do, I am 15 and I remember when I was 8 sitting in front of a broken old plug in heater with my feet slightly blue under them. I didn't choose to be poor I was born into poverty and due to me being porn into poverty and struggling to afford things like food it effects my mental health and that effects my school work which will make it harder for me to get out of poverty. I hope one day no child will ever go to school hungry, scared or upset. Sorry if there's any bad spelling or if it doenst make sense.

[@MegaShae11]

I’m very sorry.🥺 Much love and empathy for your situation. I’ll be praying for you and I hope someone helps you.🥺

[@isabelc2131]

Yes, you were BORN into poverty. People keep breeding and THEN expect EVERYONE else (except themselves) to feed the brats THEY made. When did it go out of fashion to only acquire the things you can afford? Can't raise children - DON'T make any. Against what society wants us to think...it's not mandatory to breed. We are already 8 billion and counting.

[@robbiethomas7476]

It was the "They'll be in the red, ill be focking dead" that got me 😂 😂 love you Russell youve been a great sanity check this year

[@evo_is_confused]

Russell I love your take on the news you legend. Important messages but still really funny. Good stuff.

[@fenhen]

Have to say, massive shout out to all the pubs/cafes/restaurants offering free school meals to kids. As far as I know they’ve basically been losing money all year, no idea how they can afford it.

[@alisona8318]

Didn't know I needed this, thank you Russell! Choked on my salad three times, but still laughing!

[@deanb4799]

I cant believe you only have over just a million subs. You are doing God's work Russell, one of the best social consciences on the internet. So lucky to have found you. Peace from Canada.

[@Groovestonenz]

Russell is so spot on. Can't wait for him to come to NZ for his tour. At this rate, the way the UK is going, it will be 2027 before that happens.

[@Kris-xg6cu]

I started crying when he just looked at someone and just said *Jizz*

[@scotthanson9563]

Bravo Russell you are a true champion of the world. Keep up your amazing work my brother from another mother .

[@zandernewman6962]

3 mins yay 😁 Thanks for coming to my school btw Russell and I totally agree children like me really need our free school meals during holidays too, me and my mum (who I help care for) often are left unable to go places that help with my mothers depression and pi polar this makes holidays very hellish for both me and her

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

Sorry dude really hope things change for you

[@flowergirl4612]

There is only enough money in the budget when its them getting what they want. Absolutely disgusting and the little boy broke my heart. Kids going without food and he's getting a plane painted. Smh

[@seerpou]

that nigel farage identity reveal had me wheezing

[@Boilingfrogg]

Farage for priminister.

[@lacisum3096]

@@Boilingfrogg please no

[@Boilingfrogg]

@@lacisum3096 Who else?

[@youngfizz8781]

The lady with the lawn mower, that’s lols

[@yokiryuu134]

Is it sad that when Russell continued on trumps speach about houses with tiny windows, I didn't notice when trump stopped talking and Russell took over, as I wasn't looking at the screen. I had to rewind and watch it again. 😵🤣🤣

[@queerstrangeluna668]

Me too

[@Boilingfrogg]

Trump 2020

[@roder51]

@@Boilingfrogg 20 to life maybe.

[@MyName-sx3mr]

@@roder51 That was smooth, I liked that

[@l.dougherty7573]

And YET AGAIN, we the American people can hang our heads in shame and laugh hysterically, thanks to RUSSELL HOWARD!!!😂🤣😂 I say this in all seriousness. I am shamed by 45's behavior. At the same time, Russell Howard has put such a hilarious spin on it that I've been laughing since the beginning. Thank you for lifting my spirits💗😎

[@Steeleperfect]

Everyone in the UK is hoping you will soon be free of that degenerate. We know you deserve better.

[@utv1832]

@@Steeleperfect the cowboys from texas will win trump the election, 4 years to go

[@justm3712]

@@Steeleperfect joe the sniffer biden is the guy you want. How come russel howard mentioned joe biden 0 times?

[@markgregg127]

This is how I get my news

[@angryfootball6241]

Well then your going to have a very biased opinion aren’t you

[@meh1028]

dont get your news from here buddy, wider horizons from a multitude of services because russel is kinda biased

[@alexbraggyt]

Please dont watch it for news Its incredibly biased. I like russel howard's comedy but some of the stuff he says just isnt true. For example kids being locked in cages was started by Obama and Biden and is being stopped by Trump.

[@meh1028]

@@alexbraggyt spot on, i like russells comedy but his shows just spew rubbish just to portray anyone on the right as a demon

[@angryfootball6241]

@@meh1028 agreed he is funny but he is also incredibly biased

[@aaronallwood3562]

Happy Birthday Russell Howard!!!

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

13:54 JESUS RUSSEL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Russ is my favourite comedian

[@Psychotol]

"Dish washers have more water," yes, leaded water.

[@unhingedconnoisseur164]

9:13 the only way trump would be the least racist person in a room was if it was a KKK meeting

[@fireiron369]

So… a Republican rally then?

[@zannatul23]

Honestly, i love Russell howards videos. Been watching him for a long time!

[@tiredmummy7512]

I'm a single, disabled mum and when my daughter is off school I only have one meal a day..... usually I have it at tea time so I dont go to bed too hungry....

[@MegaShae11]

🥺 has this program helped you or are you not in England? I’ll be praying for you. This makes me so sad. 🥺 You’re a good mum, never doubt that! ❤️ Much love!

[@rbm314]

Just Brilliant! Couldn't have been said better.

[@KanyeEastLondon]

Zaheer: You can’t beat me Tenzin: 10:46 It’s an Avatar joke

[@benjaminlamptey1867]

remember when Bolin "put a sock in it" ?

[@hugodyson6855]

have you ever heard the story of great airbender guru laghima

[@benjaminlamptey1867]

@@hugodyson6855 the best Airbender ever. The man floated just by meditating, no airbending needed. What a legend.

[@KanyeEastLondon]

@@benjaminlamptey1867 oh my god Bolin was awesome and Zaheer, Mwah Magnificent villain, But the “See? I put a sock in it!” God that was something Sokka should’ve done, like he’s up there in heaven like “well bollocks I should’ve said that!”

[@KanyeEastLondon]

@@hugodyson6855 No Thought not, it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you

[@AntoSharp]

Feed the kids!! 👏🏻

[@channelzero2252]

Notice Trump said "I'm the least racist person" and not "I'm not a racist person" which means, therefore, he is racist.

[@lorcanfitzpatrick6019]

Can you explain this I obviously know he is a racist but what do you mean by your statement how does that make him racist

[@XDY8]

Quote one single racist thing trump has said.. its more likely your a racist than Trump

[@DoggyZworlD07]

@@XDY8 dude he spent years claiming Obama wasn't American, and then you've got the central park 5 that he wanted executed even tho they were innocent, so yea he's a racist lol

[@XDY8]

@@DoggyZworlD07 still not 1 racist quote, just your own projections

[@DP-jy4gz]

@@lorcanfitzpatrick6019 If he said "I am not racist" it would mean he believes he is not racist at all. When he said " I am the least racists person in this room" it only means that everyone else is more racists than he is, which makes him less racists, but racist none the less.

[@caseyhesp4942]

Russell you are a top bloke! i fuckin wish we had more people in the world that think like you! im glad you call out these shit bags, keep at it mate , keep at it!! i hope your still coming to New Zealand next year, i got a couple of tickets and am looking foward to it!!!! cheers mate!

[@WonderLady]

Russell, schools could grow fish veg via aquaponics and cut the costs. It could provide a lot more food than they are currently getting. The damn problem is the processed food industry, covid, and more food insecurity. No one should go to bed hungry ever, anywhere! Children need calories for healthy minds and bodies. My heart is shattered by our world of plenty for the few.

[@catherinegallagher1101]

When I stayed in Salvation Army premises as I was homeless I helped at churches that feed the elderly and once all them were fed we would get all the left over stuff that was left in kitchens plus cafes and shops would drop off food deliveries to the homeless unit like fruit .rolls anything that would help it was appreciated too

[@jamescurry3435]

12:53 Russell not noticing he just insulted himself

[@wisteela]

Fantastic

[@evo_is_confused]

Our politicians seem to somehow be charicatures of themselves

[@carolcrawford2223]

Psml

[@technique187]

Hahaha. Russell Howard you're a legend bro!!

[@TheRagingbull4136]

KFC-kiddie fiddler club. You've outdone yourself with this one.

[@iguiste23]

Voldermort running the UK with principles would be a serious turn of events lol.

[@georgiamccarthy9188]

My dad was one of the ‘important people’ that signed Rashfords petition for free meals. I’ve never been so proud of my dad than I was when he told me. I hope in the future we can become a better nation and help children x

[@yourlexusgirl5814]

If the P.M. is not here to serve the people and take care of their best interests, then throw him out. The con's outweigh the pro's.

[@jxip_5839]

12:10 Why the Queen is immortal confirmed

[@Boilingfrogg]

Trump 2020

[@MyName-sx3mr]

@@Boilingfrogg Dude, stop

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

@@Boilingfrogg lollllllll

[@Boilingfrogg]

@@faithxanneproudofliam have a bit of Faith faith.

[@Boilingfrogg]

@@MyName-sx3mr never

[@andycontento3563]

I'm right there with you on the free school meals issue Russ.

[@michellel9595]

We pay all our taxes and bills. At least in the bloody pandemic they can dip into what we give them and help out the vulnerable

[@holdencross5904]

HAHAHA! Seriously? They’ve been cutting emergency service and legal aid funding for the last decade! The police force has the lowest number of Police Officers in service since 1981! I’m 17 and studying law, criminology and history. It’s fucking stupid! Honestly! They get a 4% pay rise each year yet refuse to make the prison sentence and judicial system for murder. Yes! We DO NOT have degrees of murder. This has lead to murder court cases taking MUCH longer than they need to. You intended and planned to murder them? Okay life sentence! Goodbye! NEXT! Instead we get several weeks of back and forth what should his sentence be? Then he only gets 10 years rather than the 25 years of a life sentence. This was rejected by the Government after the Law Commission made a document on it. I studied this document for my Law work.

[@helenm2169]

listen we need to feed our people!

[@gurdipsidhu5984]

the sad part is that dozens of kids could eat for the price of 1mps food but the government is just too stingey

[@SamuelBlack84]

What do they actually need so much money for?

[@TheEnglishScotsman]

7:46 I brought back THE OLD LIGHT BULB! Finally, the new light bulb was crap 😂😂😂

[@lilly30_]

“bill clinton looks like senator palpatine!” I SCREAMED

[@brynesmith6790]

@LillyL Same here, how are you doing and hope to hear from you?

[@jacekmichalski5052]

!!!!!!! YES RUSSELL !!!!!!!!!!!

[@james.martin1187]

Noone: Russell *internally* : that joke didn't get the laugh I thought it would Also Russell: "to quote my nan"

[@helenm2169]

you said some brilliant things russell

[@Tmaster2006YT]

Here before it gets blocked in the uk.

[@DJ_Sonic09]

Why would it?

[@luketidbury7551]

samee

[@AtheistOrphan]

It’s a U.K-production that’s broadcast on Sky.

[@SEGAfan2006]

Same tho

[@Julia_Berrrlin]

Thanks for the laughs

[@Jedi_Spartan]

Why do I have a feeling that we're going to end up in a state similar to the Songbird trailer before that film even comes out?

[@NoNoNoNopeNopeNopeNo]

if you can't afford to feed, why the hell did you breed? Ain't my tax money's responsibility to put food in your kid, that's your responsibility.

[@Cossfrack]

Then again, corbyn works at his food bank, has worked at homeless shelters for years and look at what happened to him.

[@masterthieves]

Targeted for doing the right thing

[@rickkarsan4491]

I thinkhis anti Israel rhetoric screwed him.

[@jameswright4236]

@@rickkarsan4491 that and policies during the election which were sheer fantasy and utterly impossible to achieve with the British economy. Whoever was in government for 2020 no one would have responded adequately to the pandemic.

[@bmogs1720]

Ha Ha Ha a letterbox! you thick f$ck!!! Love that comeback!

[@ilijanaperks4509]

A child SHOULD EVER EVER have to say that they're hungry. It's just heartbreaking 😥

[@ilijanaperks4509]

*Never ever

[@Aydarrn]

@@ilijanaperks4509 you know you can just edit the comment right?

[@brynesmith6790]

@Ilijana Perks that very true and hope you doing well?

[@meneng6933]

I love this guy

[@EnbyAndi]

Russel Howard laughing at his own jokes while doing his bit is one of the reasons why I think he’s so good lol. It’s relatable! We know that if a friend said something funny to us, they’d end up laughing at how funny it was too!

[@henrykowalewski3968]

Love this guy

[@skynewport579]

Think Trump's confusing 'wind' with hot air!!! 😹😹

[@jacekmichalski5052]

LETS GO !!!!!!!!!!!

[@joemorton9200]

Right or left, some mps have got to go

[@wumbulu]

Good on ya dude

[@glup128]

Russel Howard for prime minister.

[@Aydarrn]

I've been saying this for years haha

[@incontrovertible1872]

The only solution.

[@Boilingfrogg]

ferage for priminister.

[@williamgoss4691]

‘Nailed it dude !

[@althepsyphros3314]

Sorry but saying China and India are filthy is not racist.. it's got everything to do with poverty not skin colour or ethnicity.. It's true, India is filthy. Not it's people. It's conditions.

[@borgred]

Yes spot on its a country not a race realy

[@camrobinson5038]

So is america..and the uk 😂 not just india pal

[@BIZZIB3ATZ]

I’m not even Indian or Chinese but I’ve been to Liverpool and Belfast

[@ch00xd65]

Mate have you not been to boro, filthy as fook

[@aaronallwood3562]

The Best Comedian On The Best Show!

[@shadowofthehitokiri5787]

"Beautiful World Wars"

[@bobettepancakes]

Ikr he's a psycho and some people even voted for him 😔

[@aaronallwood3562]

5:10 FUNNY AS HELL! 5:20 Football Man! 5:23 A Mic-hael Rosen! 5:26 YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!

[@bosswiggler8262]

To be fair, Peppa Pig doses feel like something a satan worshiper would come up with.

[@jjay6432]

😂

[@IAzad07]

Why does QAnon sound like the Super Adventure Club from South Park?

[@2Treesandahorse]

How can a computer app that doesn't work cost 10 billion.

[@Charles_Anthony]

The UBER app is worth 40 billion and UBER doesn't even own one car.

[@ricodsanchez6792]

@@Charles_Anthony still doesnt answer the question

[@randomzville9662]

There’s 10000% something dodgy going on there. An app costs under 50k to make and something like that would be even less. They paid the money to private companies millions for their “consultancy” on how the app should work. Here’s the breakdown: “Private companies are awash with ten billion pounds worth of public funding for a test and trace that barely operates. Taxpayer money is lining the pockets of companies from Deloitte to Serco. The eponymous ‘NHS test and trace’, in fact, has nothing to do with its namesake. This deceit is chilling as the Conservatives once again scapegoat the public sector to hide the failings of private sector interference”

[@Grant.G.Simpson]

because something that doesn't work, will soon be forgotten, so its the fastest way to fill the corrupts pockets, where as if it did work, we would all be talking about it/using it for years to come (still in the spotlight)

[@tdb922f]

It doesn't, they stole the money.

[@joshsykes4983]

Another great video from the best comedian honestly

[@RTK171]

Polititians live in a bubble and only see how there life is affected not the common person

[@MrContinued]

9:24 there is taking someone out of context for a joke and there is just straight slander for the sake of making up racist accusations. He is talking about carbon emissions and how their carbon emissions are worse than America and how it is filthy compared to the other emissions produced.

[@phifediggy9659]

Do you want him to quote his tweets instead? "Why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came" if you think that isn't racist you're deluded.

[@MrContinued]

@@phifediggy9659 I'm talking about this point I made. they are willing to take him out of context which I think is just wrong.

[@MrContinued]

​@@tomreid1981 i didn't mention that either. I am just stating the fact that removing context isn't a good thing to do.

[@saadnaeem714]

@@MrContinued it’s a comedy show he did the same with shaggy 5 seconds later he’s done the same to himself and others it’s a joke

[@MrContinued]

@@saadnaeem714 but like I said there is a difference between taking someone out of context for a joke. And to them take them out of context for the sake of racist accusations.

[@dylanwilson1667]

I watching this near Easter and I still can’t believe the torries voted against this. Labour can lead us in the right direction in may

[@jxip_5839]

How dare they talk about a pandemic that has changed our lives on CNN

[@harrybetteridge7532]

When Melania came in he ripped his pants off and said "say hello to my little friend".

[@Oakeedokee7]

His initials are RH, doesn't mean he's Rolf Harris

[@willB2676]

1:01 is a reminder to feed the kids in the basement btw 😂😂

[@r3x427]

They’ll run out of stamina if you don’t feed them, then there useless

[@Charles_Anthony]

Gotta remind Biden to feed the kids in his basement.

[@emperorvader283]

Absolutely hate the Government, I actually had high hopes for the Tories this time but now my hopes for them have dipped into a Deep depression

[@ChrisThorne19]

There was your first mistake, having any kind of hopes for the Tories. I've been reading this opinion for a decade now. I mean Boris lied to everyone about Brexit and has just fucked the country tenfold by doing what he said he would do, it's hilarious you'd have high hopes for him.

[@fredatlas4396]

The tories never change they're doing exactly what they did in the 1980's, just now they've given it a new name to try and justify it, and blame it all on the last Labour government. It's now called austerity, and no it wasn't necessary, even the United Nations said the same thing about the tories and their austerity policy, which has caused untold poverty and destroying our public services, not to mention food banks and millions struggling to survive here in the UK.

[@danielwhyatt3278]

Same here. I really thought the government was going to do well this year under Boris Johnson. I wonder what this year would’ve been like if Covid never happened.

[@ChrisThorne19]

@@danielwhyatt3278 I've gotta ask, how did you think that? The Tories have been like this since Margeret Thatcher's day. Boris Johnson not only lied to the entire country to persuade them to leave the EU and everybody that voted got shafted. But now he's pushed for a no deal Brexit like he's stated he will do before the vote. I love how people believe in Boris when all he does is lie to you. He would be the exact same if there was no covid.

[@rachelm1816]

@@ChrisThorne19 ^this. The virus is an added extra, admittedly, but none of this chaos is a surprise to most of us. Top tip for UK voters - bin the Sun and the Mail and vote as if a pandemic is around the corner.