Russian badger funny moments part 3

[@KMcCormick1804]

“British people are just Australians that haven’t gone far enough into the skill tree yet” absolute GOLD 😂😂

[@euclyptuseuphoria3759]

As a Brit, true

[@n3vulaa]

as an aussie, true. they must evolve for a larger range of weather and animals that want to kill you (they try, and fail if one is evolved correctly.)

[@SaxtonGaming1401]

Hey, that's not true! We specialise in one-handed melee weapons, hence the knives. Aussies specialise in unarmed strikes. They evolved unarmed skills to deal with Australian wildlife, hence why Saxton Hale in TF2 just punches everything.

[@BleachDrinker-ft6sr]

Nah Australians are British people on crack.

[@BooferdBS]

What’s a new Zelda dear then

[@halyoalex8942]

“Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill you” The fucking compression on that word just gets me every damn time 😂

[@AtomicGolem]

2:36 The United Bank Of *m u n e e*

[@frogboi-jp9hj]

Please. Kill. Me

[@MintTheProtogen]

I like *MONEY.*

[@manrisamanrisame]

Diabetes being DoT and stacking insulin still cracks me

[@HawkGaming3721]

Bro double pumped the meme in the same vid

[@High-LordHarza]

As I said elsewhere, diabetes is a balance bar like in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

[@nathanahedgehog2871]

It’s a permanent debuff and you have to constantly use an ability on it to counter the effects

[@High-LordHarza]

@@nathanahedgehog2871 accurate, and fuck is it infuriating when the item to do that or the buff itself doesn't work properly

[@jamessmall6499]

Am Diabetic, can confirm, constantly losing health.

[@AU5TINTHEKID]

ah yes, the united bank of m ø n e ¥

[@WHERESTHELAMBSAUCE80]

M o NEy

[@ayden4870]

M œ ņ ê ÿ

[@srbrant5391]

The only way that could get any dumber is if the bank was literally called "This Place Have A Lots of Munny." Like carved into a marble frieze.

[@echoaltari]

3:30 - 3:40 this collection is just great. Listen to this without context, just great. "This is such a great shitpost" "You just whip the FATTEST 180 and just blow somebody sky high." "That embodies the state. It's either old people or FUCKEN SEND IT"

[@makiharukawa6254]

tring to puss out with a 40? Nah just take thi 128 too the head

[@evanbender537]

"Spinbot no-clipping through Normandy."

[@ProfPaperclip]

5:45 fun fact: like a year ago, my friends and i spent like 15 minutes trying to get answer to this exact question, which we did. If you're curious, the answer we landed on was roughly 957.1 mph (or like 1540.3km/h for any non-americans(i think)). Is this accurate? Probably not, but it's an answer. For even more information, the average commercial airline flies at about 480-575 mph, and a fighter jet is roughly 1300 - 1360 mph. You would have to punch it faster than an airplane, but slower than a fighter jet. Have fun.

[@mx_nana_banana]

i sure do love chicken mist

[@gladoseon4117]

Well, it probably WOULD cook the chicken, to be fair. You’d just have to clean it off the floor afterward.

[@GhostGuy99]

Someone on Quora actually answered this. I forgot what it was, but they deduced that you'd have to do it repeatedly, not just hard.

[@thefog07936]

🫡

[@RUNE6767]

Challenge Accepted

[@Railblitz]

You’d have to eat 66.5 bananas every second for ten minutes to die of radiation

[@shonenarkenstone3734]

Yeah the radiation kills you😂

[@jaxonmckay3504]

“Ah yes, *THE RADIATION* would kill you…”

[@Agent-8]

“Reinforcing SEAGULL”

[@klingon401]

Common military equipment would probably solve a lot of movies fast If movie soldiers weren’t all fucking storm troopers

[@gageunruh3574]

Eh until you get enemy's that just dont take damage from military grade equipment

[@LilMcMoffett]

​​​@@gageunruh3574Then you throw more common military equipment at them until they do.

[@gageunruh3574]

@@LilMcMoffett then you get enemys that cant be hurt by real world equipment. Movies will ALWAYS 1 up the cast. Dont even get me started on horror novels. Those get wild like jason ripping his way out of hell to tanking a black hole

[@theotherjared9824]

At that point, you're teetering on superheroes, so you might as well go all the way.

[@watermelongaming3698]

Bro, this is just the logic of EDF. Earth gets invaded but our shit actually works.

[@mr.endermen2260]

0:48 flamethrowmer

[@TheRizkaSann]

7:23 by far my favourite line of all time.

[@haikuheroism6495]

I love that like 90% of these aren't even the whole joke, just the punchline. Shit that is only funny to people who have already seen everyone Badger has every made.

[@noticehack]

0:25 we're on that *BESH*

[@Lizzardthething]

“THE UNITED BANK OF *MONEY* “ will never fail to catch me so off guard and make me laugh so hard bruv.💀💀💀💀 Oh and we can’t forget this gem. *”REINFORCING SEAGULL”* I’m dead

[@autisticgremlin4088]

My humor is broken, i laugh at any few noises or words in reverb so much i sound like im fucking dying

[@thisglockfinnagiveyouaclue4923]

8:59 didn’t fucking expect that

[@JMObyx]

Lol

[@xvdvn2216]

It’s fucking Skullker. You can never expect ANYTHING from that man. And he now has the power of AI on his side.

[@FreakoftheAngels]

I would say that sounded more like a chicken than a turkey

[@Jaqoum_The_Wizard_King]

It gets even funnier if you remember the whole bit

[@medic_memer]

0:04 ah yes the radiation will kill you

[@darthrevin8230]

1:32 stoic irl

[@evanbender537]

The United Bank of M O N E Y

[@datzfatz2368]

Only real ones will remember where that joke us originally from^^

[@LuckyDoge]

​@@datzfatz2368 sethical my boy. He got a overdue balance of H e l l a 🅱️ r e a d. And 17 cents

[@Meedia-pi6mi]

you know your addicted to badger when youve watched every video in this comp

[@ライトダットブラント]

“Osama bin ladin, more like osama bin crip walkin”

[@soulless_jake540]

I want to throw you at a wall

[@Hamburger-l6k]

2:08 American when they hear someone has oil 😂😂

[@disobeyedtech]

I saw your comment as I paused right after it.😂

[@falcon9213]

​@disobeyedtech KZbin does that, it will show the comment that lines up with particular parts of the video

[@9kStndrt]

5:47 Fun fact: you'll need to slap that thicc chicken on velocity of 3725.95 mph to cook it

[@MicronOnline]

This is the most concentrated amount of American in one video ive ever seen. I have to watch this in 2 parts. Its too densly packed

[@james_t_huntley33]

Thank you mah friend

[@toto_le_pti_qc7164]

STRONGLY AGREE

[@louisstokes1498]

8:53 the turkey seeks to escape it's fate

[@jacobanderson6551]

My legs fells sleep so trying not move or get the funny feeling in em. Wrong video to watch while doing that. Laughing my ass off while cringing.

[@scp_thaumiel6106]

How do I know I have a issue when I can quote 99% of the memes in this compilation

[@makiharukawa6254]

nah just means you too goodd at this shit

[@scp_thaumiel6106]

@@makiharukawa6254 oh cool then

[@makiharukawa6254]

@@scp_thaumiel6106 👍

[@rogergrogan598]

Heavenly really was eating a pizza.

[@nostalgiabender2375]

RussianBadger out of Context is a wonderful thing

[@millie_the_beetle]

knowing where the "the timelines will fix themselves" thing comes from makes it way funnier

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

5:20 is probably the meme that everyone knows

[@tedelimon3499]

I don't know who they are, I just met them today thanks to this video (I was expecting a very strong Russian accent, but it's still appreciated), the turkey clip really caught me off guard HAHAHA. I really don't know how they ended up on my main page, all the content I see is in Spanish (I'm Hispanic), but I loved their humor, even though sometimes I don't understand English, thank you for appearing.

[@TTValphawolfytgamer]

NP Friend

[@ButterStick64]

8:09 *IT’S A FUCKING POT OF CHEESE* button

[@greed15good]

i think the reason heavenly is still single is because he aint offering to bring them to the melting pot 😁

[@then00brathalos]

10:02, thats why they killed off skurge, my man had 2 m16s

[@thedyingmeme6]

8:38 lmao the "robot" being TF2 Scout

[@whodini8768]

this is better without context

[@archerburch886]

3:21 We actually have a manga version OF the Bible! I have two of the series.

[@HalfpatriotsEiss]

0:00 😂😂😂 i Started dying of voice radiation 😂

[@matthewnastrom5659]

Nick: do you hear that boomer

[@hughshax5903]

2:37 the united bank of *money* 3:09

[@Sad_child59101]

3:25 That dozer said “yes, yes I am the wall”

[@BLUETAN90]

2:14 sounds like a dubstep intro

[@S117M4sterChief]

Yeah, Skulker just has that effect on everyone

[@gilang26060]

2:01 ITS CALLED SOI-

[@l1mel1ght69]

Well that dozer was the f*cking wall

[@inskilled2950]

2:36 The United Bank of *MONEY*

[@Markgaarden]

ITS CALLED SOIL!

[@noticehack]

7:54 best rhyme line ever 🤣

[@docholiday4129]

1:10 love that part

[@zzwz9417]

0:12 ayo Filipino? Ayo

[@TheStopMotionCat1]

The first clip is a classic

[@wintertimber1749]

AKA Badger and his friends going feral

[@normageannepereira9286]

"SEAGULL" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@fredcomms_]

"Impeachment is just vote for kick" correct

[@asmurf2886]

We got f@$kin BESH

[@darkkinggaming7988]

SILENCE LIBERAL! 😂

[@lesbianfroggo1273]

Ive heard 2:18 so many times, its from russianbadger?!?!?!

[@maxwell6091]

Flamethomer :)

[@Spedatr0n]

Love these goofballs!

[@lunar-acid2370]

This video is gold

[@Delta-fn7vh]

It's a tradition to watch this.

[@Delta-hn9mb]

4:38 what vid is this?

[@Watermeloncat68]

Warface

[@ImSoLuckyFr]

Mack N cheese i think

[@Pvt.Private]

Nomad R6S?

[@m4ng04L1fe]

Where is the moment where one of the guys get a stroke and goes "wing wing wing wing". Let me know

[@zaygome]

Bro the I heard oil that sh.. mine

[@CH3RN0BL3]

8:58 WHY HE RUNNIN LIKE THAT

[@Zero-hd4oe]

6:27 is that video legit gone? Cause i've been trying to find that

[@kinggenesis7379]

-4:42 what video was this called

[@naturallyb.a.d5272]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHWadIKVqaacaqs OPERATION DUCK SPIDERS | Rainbow Six Siege

[@McDonnell_Douglas_F15C_Eagle]

4:07 Fuck

[@crimsondynamo615]

I can’t open my Girl Scout coo-

[@Dejf_gaming]

how did badger make those old animations ?

[@thegreenyguineapiggy5127]

flamethrowmer

[@cpt.cranium5471]

Big funie

[@VictoryValt21]

This translates to Big role what in the actual fuck

[@austinjones9276]

3:19 That's an actual thing now! 😇 Need a link?

[@theunknowncrusader4362]

Wait for real? I kinda wanna see that.

[@austinjones9276]

@@theunknowncrusader4362 Found it on Amazon!

[@jenniferhenquinet3247]

2:29 which video is this video?

[@VenomizedJasonVoorhees]

Where is the one at 2:28 frome

[@theflyinghetzer4335]

Flamethromer

[@adoomuser2166]

4:15 what game is that?

[@adrianjuarez1162]

I believe its remnant.

[@gilby_6543]

Think it's gears of war 5

[@TIM_NASCAR]

Bro why skulker sound like that.

[@jenniferhenquinet3247]

6:00 which video is this from?

[@gabrieljamison]

ah yes the RADIATION would kill you

[@ryannakao7265]

What happened to parts 1,2 and 4

[@MaxxMorrill-hn9xt]

Flamethrowmer

[@GodDustSnas]

Yes Diabetes is damage over time, i have kidney damage from it :'(

[@Crusader11119]

3:50 video?

[@possumteeth1692]

0:52

[@Sirfuffsalot]

I like barbecue chicken pizza 👍

[@raptormaverick4774]

(Bangs table) *FUCK*

[@noahedenborg4221]

I feel like this is only funny if u know the context

[@spearwind8856]

How they fuck have I made it to 22

[@NemesisPrimeWOOO]

Sea girl?

[@imgonnagetyelledat]

Song @ 4:20 ?

[@julissarosado8041]

Like this comment if you love russian badger 👇👍

[@Gutsman14]

🅱️ESH

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Yeah these never have the context that actually makes them funny, wtf

[@Bigboss-m1984]

2:10

[@Hamun002]

Talking a lot of shit for being a Chris Kyle 7 feet away from an unstable Veteran with a loaded rifle

[@alexlubbers1589]

🅱️ E S H