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[@fuzionsteel4902]

5:01 “What’s wrong with this photo?” ⭕️it’s annoying or not interesting ✅ I’m in this photo and I don’t like it ⭕️it shouldn’t be on KZbin ⭕️it’s spam

[@cheezdoza5552]

LOLOLOLOL

[@notbananabot3693]

✅

[@jonathanwilliams1644]

Wait wut¡?¿¡!

[@sleepybanana6055]

My mannnnn

[@fuzionsteel4902]

Jonathan Williams yes

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The motherland and the fatherland also had a child that they both abused, commonly known as "Poland"

[@reasonxaphn1x]

f in the chat for poland everybody (plot twist, this is Justin Y's alt account)

[@nickisme1236]

your God damn right

[@Ch4pp13]

That was more fighting over custody of an adopted child.

[@superdounutxd8288]

Ive seen this man

[@majormajorasic]

Poland the childland, or as the germans called it kinderland.

[@TheDakkaman]

Can I just say that: “Like 6 raccoons in a tank trying to drive forward through a McDonald’s drive-thru” is now my favorite metaphor for a team project I’ve ever heard in my goddamn life?

[@space_racc]

You could imagine my joy seeing my earth brothers at maccas

[@wakeless9648]

I hit your brothers with a tank full of angry dogs

[@space_racc]

@@wakeless9648 *angry raccoon noices*

[@jayspace2905]

Humor 100

[@wakeless9648]

@@space_racc sucks to be in space nerd

[@samuelrodrigues9071]

"Heavenly that barrier is literally designed to stop tanks." *"it didnt stop badger tho"*

[@hewhowatches5711]

South Carolinian here. Basements are subset of the Schrodinger's menagerie. They are both everywhere and nowhere.

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

*nothing can stop his relentless shitposting crusade.*

[@lonewolf0712]

1k like

[@WolfTrooperRex]

Other South Carolinian here. I haven’t been in my home state long enough to confirm or deny it but thank you for telling me a place to put my XM8LMG and M2A1 Freebrams.

[@jordanharrison496]

i know im a little late, but BADGER FUKIN BALLIN

[@foundationsoversight8479]

0:50 If you listen close enough, you can hear the "bruh" vibrato of him being spotted. That's great

[@e1._.r0se]

YOU CAN HAHAA I LOVE THAT

[@Choujifangirl]

🤣 thank you for telling me that it took me 30 times of watching it to hear that

[@co2kd80]

Wtf

[@m18singz]

Russianbadger be like: World of Tanks: let's start out with tier 6's for now War Thunder: immediately sticks himself in an M1A1 Abrams and a black shark.

[@Urziel99]

He did use a super rare seal clubbing tank at tier 3 in one of the other videos. Panzer IIJ iirc.

[@carolusrex4008]

Well if they don’t survive the third story fall, then no one will be able to tell you.. except for the news cast on the 6 o’clock news

[@Vlix223]

Says a lot about the difficulty of the game

[@rottenspooks3518]

@@Vlix223 bro top tier warthunder is hard as hell cause anyone who's not paid to be there knows every map inside and out and will spawn snipe you from their spawn.

[@eugensimp2812]

@@Urziel99PZ II J sucks lol. U can just play in a m2 medium and use heat to pen that thing

[@anangryninja2824]

Borger: You know for 2020 I want to try doing fewer sponsored videos World of Tanks: *Aggressively throws money*

[@Meowin100]

Fr tho

[@Xaydex87]

Fr tho

[@autumnmoreno4369]

Fr tho

[@Themasterjtg]

Fr tho

[@derrickt4097]

Fr tho

[@elistewart3435]

Heavenly: “That barrier is literally designed to stop tanks.” RussianBadger: *I am going to do what’s called a pro-gamer move.*

[@hio.hinomaru21]

"That thing can't stop me, cuz I'm unstoppable."

[@thegraybeast1854]

Heavenly : "That barrier is literally designed to stop tanks." Meanwhile, in a fast approaching tank... RussianBadger : *WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BRAKES*

[@e1._.r0se]

It was Clu who said that but so true lmao

[@lightblazer1586]

It didn't stop badger tho

[@saltstorm1025]

10:32 “don’t worry badger I have plenty you can have some of mine” damn, I did not need to be called out today

[@XavierBlack1]

Heavenly: "Like 6 raccoons in a tank trying to go forward through a McDonald's drive thru." You're not wrong, mate.

[@astronaut3248]

It IS legal in some US States, though. You gotta disable the armaments (in legal terms, “deweaponize” it) on it, but get it registered and slap a license plate on that thing and you can drive a T-127 or a Sherman around. Sadly, you can’t drive something the size of a freebrams, since it’s “too dangerous” for the road. “Well, that’s ONE way to get through a traffic jam.”

[@monkeybandit222]

Shilio Voidwalker just crush the other cars like “get the fuck out of the WAY” Police: sir I’m gonna need you to step out of the tank Them: but they were going sooo slow! 😂

[@WhydoIneedahandle1111]

Shilio Voidwalker Actually, I saw FPS Russia pull up to a White Castle in an M4 Sherman a few years ago on KZbin. I thought it was hilarious.

[@benbrunt6365]

@@astronaut3248 you can still off road it like an atv though

[@gabeargenti7931]

When badger is literally the weird kid in class that is dark yet hilarious at the same, I felt that.

[@jaksonherring930]

That’s what all my friends refer to me as

[@SQpiarte]

I agree

[@spiderpyrozegreat4771]

Me IRL but im not funny

[@scrubzplayz6317]

Y e s

[@Boof7e]

I feel attacked

[@Untoter_Konig]

“You can’t cross that anti tank barrier” Badger : “observe”

[@thescottishgiant855]

“In the name of his glory” FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

[@markusallen6818]

FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

[@ihaveeatencheese8878]

@@markusallen6818 FOR THE HOME *OF THE HOLY*

[@maskplayer60]

*My faith is my shield*

[@lordfluffybunz2698]

@@maskplayer60 My face is my shield.

[@chrisg7727]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE!

[@williamneary8801]

A true fact: The KV-2s HE shell caused half of Australia to burn to a crisp

[@debido4195]

mission accomplished

[@matthewjordan1625]

debido 41 😂😂😂😂

[@nathandale7462]

HE ROUNDS: ITS IN THE PAIN

[@Rageaholic2213]

@@nathandale7462 Underrated comment

[@notreallytomclancy]

Bruh I’m an Australian

[@keyrel2404]

“What’s wrong with basements?” “Earthquakes” was my immediate thought as a Californian. XD

[@moonsalibi]

As a floridian, basements are a myth to me and no living person can convince me that they are real.

[@diamondking6432]

Simply Gaming Michigander here can say they are very much so real

[@crypticabyss1013]

@@diamondking6432 very much real, as a fellow michigander i am well acquainted with mine

[@benjaminokonski9186]

@@diamondking6432 Minnesotan here. They exist, alright. And they come with great variance.

[@OfficialSharmat]

Indiana boi here. basements don't exist. unless you're trying to hide from a tornado, because then they exist.

[@ampstamp]

Fun fact: there's a version of the russian death fridge that has 2 additional turrets on top of the first one It's called the KV-222

[@jaxsonemerick7512]

I want this to be real

[@sjwarren5638]

i wish this was true but the kv already had problems with falling over

[@sjwarren5638]

@@jaxsonemerick7512 It iS tOtAlLy 100%

[@wyattmccreary8796]

There was blueprint but never got made

[@cloutlessgoblin8678]

KV-2³

[@frostqueen2537]

When I heard "Pk 40, Pk fire" I can imagine Ness shooting someone with glowing red eyes and no emotion

[@projectxv3066]

OMAE NO SHINDIRU

[@Siren_DarkOcean_Official]

I mean it sounds possible especially after they added Bayonetta to Smash and she not only has normal hand guns but HEEL GUNS

[@GrassesOn97]

Meanwhile at the orphanage: “hey billy, is that a HE round coming straight us?”

[@DxBlack]

_Billy runs to the door but can't get out..._

[@josefzalusky7307]

*What’re they gonna do, tell their PARENTS?*

[@therealgold7490]

@@DxBlack Billy:DOOR STUCK, PLEASE-*INSERT EXPLOSION SOUND HERE*

[@JohnnyLouisXIX]

Hey Ron Hey Billy

[@A_Spooky_Dude]

This is the second worst thing that has happened to them

[@a6zero980]

Stalin’s refrigeration station reinforced with high reverb “Bruh sound effect#2”

[@kaldordraigo2874]

It’s those Ustio Mercenaries. Let’s have some fun! It is B7R after all

[@LiftingPhilosophy]

Lmfao omg

[@darthball2723]

Blyat

[@yoink297]

Blyat

[@a6zero980]

Blyat

[@julianspatter]

I remember back in 8th grade my history class had a visit from a WWII veteran who was on a tank crew. They were out patrolling some abandoned town when the guy who sent them on the patrol called everyone back to where their base was. The guy driving the tank ended up taking a wrong turn on some random street and they ended up ridiculously lost. At the same time, a German tank had managed to get close to the American base without them knowing, but as they were getting ready to attack out comes the lost tank from *behind* them, and assuming that their ambush just got counter ambushed the German tank immediately surrendered.

[@spygaming1204]

All mighty heavenlyfather once said: "The gators are alive!"

[@HrZD16]

That quote hit me hard in the funny bone

[@p4ladin167]

Clu: "Heavenly that barrier is literally made to stop tanks!" Bajur: hehe Crusader tank go vroom vroom

[@alexanderbillick5203]

I am in love with your profile picture, and the fact that you exist under that name.

[@TacticallyInferior]

Always great when it starts with “you ever seen ness hit captain falcon with a home run bat”

[@stahduhst]

Hey ya’ll ever seen a jiggilypuff with a star Wand RKO ryu

[@sanshelltaker3936]

Grand Slam

[@billninethefatguy117]

Y does badger look like the boy in the striped pajamas

[@stahduhst]

Max Agnew JIGGLYPUFF PULLS UP and says*RRRRRRRRRRIGHT OUT OF THIS SHIT*

[@Spark412]

I mean the video didn't start with that.

[@Ezeebo652]

8:24 I almost spit all of my damn drink out,I literally jumped too XD just the fuckin BUSTED- and badger just being so nonchalant XD

[@WhiteShadows0]

"my face is my shield" *Me when I try to stay single*

[@diegosigua2106]

4:01 you dont need HE rounds to burn California, but a gender reveal

[@beanboy5295]

It was also at the beginning in the title card

[@Khornecussion]

The HE round is the gender reveal. " It's a Harlequin baby. "

[@linus5597]

the gender is he

[@cruzdavis4141]

Linus Gaming in the little drummer them can’t even call a boy a boy now

[@Butter_Warrior99]

@@linus5597, Nah, the gender is HE.

[@alexanderbillick5203]

World war three be like: General: That fortress was literally designed to stop an attack! Heavenly in the back: *takes shot of 105 octane gasoline* It won't stop Badger

[@mercurysarcade8538]

We should Give Fury 2 To all tank drivers

[@dante.2639]

@@MistakenBacon1 it never stops Badger the air bender

[@dj_mcfuggernugs507]

Badger: Just because it can stop me doesnt mean it will stop me

[@xtflogicalohio3044]

You cannot stop a God if he wants to Goomba stomp your shit into oblivion.

[@doge4730]

10:28 *P O U R L A F R A N C E*

[@TherealET]

6:50 I’m never walking down a hallway in my life without thinking of this

[@Estinus]

This is peak: "Yea, I'll take uhhh $40 on pump 6, a pack of Swishers and 3 Black n' Milds." "Sir you just handed me $5." "Aight, just the Swishers then."

[@josephstalin7801]

"Pk40 pk fire" "His neutral special is gun."

[@D.b._Lord]

His recovery? Gun

[@epicprodragon64]

For his neutral special he wields a gun

[@atrophine_]

"for his neutral special, he wields a *G* *U* *N*

[@christoperantoniojohan7562]

Pk M

[@thegoldenbro78]

bruh (in russian *BLYAT*)

[@BossMr51]

i think the best part about these videos is how badger will just sit there for a minute and be like "okay what dumb shit is my friend gonna say now?" then still be completely surprised and burst out laughing badgers entire existence is just a cod lobby from 2010 that refuses to die and im here for the screaming rage

[@ceraho3253]

13:14 honestly this makes a lot of sense-

[@itzzdustyspartan3241]

Badger: Calls TOG, "Weiner Pog" The Mighty Jingles would like to know your location

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

I wish i'd been there. I'd have shown him the World of Lols stuff. That short in ep... 30? was glorious.

[@22cj57]

badger + jingles is something this planet is not ready for its like you get the burning commentary from jingles and the yeet chaos from badger that would be fuckin awesome

[@Shadow16971]

2:51 I find it funny that right as heavenly said it’s trainwrecks, the GIF of the dude shooting himself in the head popped up lol

[@quinlanreed7162]

This video hits a little different when you’re on “vacation” in Florida. It really is a poorly moderated Jurassic Park RP server.

[@sonyas948]

I’m from Florida and that picture was Way too accurate

[@emperorunicorn2826]

Right? Literally a week ago I had to call animal control because of a gator in my garbage bin outside. The swamp kittens are getting rowdy lately

[@arminosas]

@@emperorunicorn2826 a what

[@TheStonedRat69]

@@emperorunicorn2826 I know mine are getting too loud

[@thegamingdiesel9717]

Same

[@notbananabot3693]

Jaden Orsini BROTHER!

[@spartanactual3840]

5:50 “that barrier is designed to stop tanks” Russian badger:(cracks knuckles)

[@SpaceCase132]

RussianBadger: *Jumps a tank barrier like he’s Tony Hawk in the X-Games*

[@dustvenom1019]

Deus vult brother

[@regalblade8171]

Dragon's Teeth's:"we are specifically made to stop t-" Badger:"I PAID FOR THE SPEEDOMETER I'M GONNA USE THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER"

[@darkryder4698]

@@regalblade8171 EXACTLY.

[@ilikecheese4518]

observe

[@realmofrandom3696]

11:15 this aged like milk

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

7:20 It's okay they're russians, they'll only get you to orbit

[@bathyste4560]

-"Honey ?" -"Yes ?" -"We did buy all our stuff in the Panzer store, with a APCR bonus yes ?" -"We did." -"Then why does the fridge start speaking Russian and has HE rounds in it ?"

[@toastygaming5365]

Because we bought it at the used store run by the Russian

[@wyattreno5113]

@@toastygaming5365 nah, it's just russian partisans.

[@tatortot2416]

I swear, you guys playing world of tanks is like, "Geneva convention? More like a suggestion!"

[@MunchlaxMakara]

Geneva suggestion :3

[@St33lStrife]

I mean.... America never technically signed on or whatever.

[@hayleytyler119]

This is my friend so much

[@supersmesh9698]

@Paladin JN01 WULULULULU

[@kalqul8er]

Reminder to badger in friends: Don't accidentally commit any warcrimes Badger: well we're not fucking idiots, we know how to do it on purpose

[@sungamthegamer7431]

5:45 gets me in tears every single time 😂

[@DarkPredator_67_92]

The. “Bruh” when badger got killed by that Death fridge was bloody hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@elijahpizarro4997]

Therussainbadger: for the fatherla- I mean motherland. Russians: *CONFUSED SCREAMING* *We love switching sides don't we badger?*

[@kirbyis4ever]

Italian blood runs in his veins

[@GunLinser]

Russians use both Fatherland/Motherland.

[@brycenstokes2860]

Can someone give me a quick reminder on which video had the “we love switching sides”

[@brycenstokes2860]

RiftyFish_Solidier7919 thanks

[@Drache191200]

Mc Italy "We love switchin´ sides"

[@aceventurasspear22]

Badger: *says Sabaton* Sabaton Fans: *uncontrollable nutting*

[@diegodoesmusic]

Yeet

[@DemonHunter2271]

And the judgement has begun!

[@cloaker7422]

Yes

[@josefzalusky7307]

*S l o w H i s t o r i c a l M e t a l p l a y s*

[@Scavneger776]

I nutted pretty bad

[@williammclaughlin892]

5:44 always gets me. Of course the ultra smurfs face is a literal shield 😂😂😂

[@the_engineer5757]

4:38 better a park than a daycare right god that aged like milk with the current state of the world

[@VoltaicBacklash]

"Everything is a meme" Finally, he understands

[@monkeybandit222]

Voltaic Backlash the Internet has finally and Truly taken over😂

[@m00nyin82]

He's already a meme, what are you talking about?

[@VoltaicBacklash]

Of course he's a meme, the point is he has finally understood. ALL IS MEME

[@logansullivan576]

"At least it's not about butter." -The Russian Badger

[@charliedulol]

can't believe there's not butter!

[@patrioticcat5768]

So no butter? *breaks board*

[@Filshizzle]

give be the B U T T E R

[@tenkyboi5467]

*SUMMON THE FRIDGE*

[@jdtscintilla4805]

5:52 heavenly attempts the barrier and fails, badger literally said "hold my gamer sups and watch me Dukes of Hazzard this shit" 😂

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

0:37 Number two Tifa is a Italian senate.

[@dungaloidblastobrain9515]

One of my favourite parts of badgers editing is the mix of military models that usually make sense given the context of what they're talking about which just immediately switched to fucken Sauron sitting on an I-beam drinking Monster.

[@sarahnovak9554]

"What's the problem with a basement, doe?" You have to lay the buildings foundation below the frost line. In California, and other warmer states, the frost line is inches down or non existent. If they don't need to dig up a basement, they won't, because it's expensive. If you don't lay foundation below frost line, the freezing ground will lift and shift the house through the freeze/ thaw cycle.

[@Adrian-qr6gk]

Those earthquakes tho, scary thought to be in a basement as the ground just collapses around you and now your stuck

[@blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306]

In other words "THAT WOULD BE ANOTHER PLACE TO STORE AN AR-15 *GET RID OF IT!* "

[@Tairafan]

I thought it was a flooding thing

[@siegesquirrel42]

i figured the earthquakes had something to do with it

[@loserinasuit7880]

@@siegesquirrel42 Faultline houses have their own structuring and don't apply to the greater part of the state.

[@kingboss3685]

8:39 biggest forehead in the west

[@davecrupel2817]

2:40 the walking doge mutant 🤣

[@aristotle6873]

"if you love the military so much why don't you join it?" That's not a bad idea actually

[@elijahmontgomery4146]

Aristotle Already have fuckers ✌️ infantry life

[@AlexanderVonMalachi]

Yeah, not in my country.

[@adrianjuarez1162]

David L I respect the military to but yeah but I don’t see the soldier’s getting that money and oil when they left the military we didn’t even build oil rigs and didn’t even get profits but you do you.

[@kitsunehunt4541]

" this tank looks like it could take jerusalem in like an hour if it were listening to sabaton", i cant stress enough how hard i laughed

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

4:52 - I always wondered that and assumed it was because of fears regarding earthquakes. While earthquakes and flooding *are* genuine concerns, the _real_ major factor was that there was a housing boom following WWII. So they were planned without basements to speed up construction, with this practice persisting for decades. So the answer turns out to be the same for a lot of questions in America: "Because Capitalism." 5:24 - TheRussianBadger: (Mentions Sabaton) Me: (Immediately pauses to like the video) 13:14 - And Poland was the poor kid caught in the middle of their parents' fighting.

[@arthurcallahan]

"Damn, who put a daycare next to a Tank Firing Range" Badger: *B U L L S E Y E*

[@subrezon]

Lol the "shooting over the mountain" story actually happened to a teacher from my high school. He used to be in Swiss military, and during an artillery training his crew misaligned the howitzer and shot over the mountain they were supposed to shoot, right into a pedestrian walking path on the next mountain. Nobody got harmed, but his squad got some serious trouble

[@canyouarenot6183]

this is why nobody messes with the swiss

[@oligb1469]

Death fridge crew: comrade chungus, pootis heavy, an Alaskan eagle and finally the ghost of ra-ra Rasputin

[@darthcerebus]

8:28 and beyond straight up almost killed me from laughing too hard XD The vibrato was too much for me, audio gimmicks in general destroy my self-control

[@DurtyDan]

I'm pretty sure we don't have Basements in California because 1: We don't have tornadoes 2: We occasionally have earthquakes that level the whole town.

[@MultiDante333]

it is said that whenever you actually hit with an HE from KV-2 the Hand of Stalin was guiding your shell

[@aderpyperson]

5:00 as a resident of Florida, I can confirm that image is inaccurate. It’s missing the hicks shooting at a tropical storm and the fabled all-powerful *Florida Man*

[@Phantom-qr1ug]

What's it like living in a real life GTA Online server with no moderation?

[@benvoli0c977]

@@Phantom-qr1ug with modders cause I'm here as well

[@UberDragoon]

I concur.

[@VanguardEndeavor]

“Heavenly that barrier is literally designed to stop tanks!” *”It didn’t stop badger!”* I’m rolling

[@spektacles1927]

6:03 As someone who also played ATV offroad fury 2 as a kid I can confirm

[@trx90vito29]

4:32 the definition of uncle rico saying "watch me throw this football over that mountain" but in tank form

[@lonewolf0712]

Napoleon Dynamite?

[@trx90vito29]

@@lonewolf0712 damn right!

[@m00nyin82]

Badger: tHiS tHiNg Is A fRiDgE. iT jUsT bOuNcEs EvErYtHiNg! Me: *shoots a fridge with a .40* It ate my bullet and I can't get it out.

[@bluepaladinXavier]

Sounds about right.

[@russby3554]

I don't know which is my favorite part of this video. The casual Sabaton or a space marine yelling My face is my shield!

[@ExodusNexus222]

Russia: motherland Germany: fatherland Poland: the neglected child

[@ryebread3028]

“You only use HC if you’re trying to burn all of California” *WHELP*

[@bdanmcg2170]

The gender reveal: "Ya'll talking about this HE about to make me act up"

[@banann_ducc]

Isnt that topical these days

[@skullsquid47]

Badger and heavenly: shit, shit, reload! I don’t have an angle! Stretchy: distantly approaching hon hon’s

[@thebananarepublic7255]

10:15 HON HON HON

[@joesicecream6226]

2:04 heavenlys laugh here just kills me 🤣🤣

[@theemperorprotects]

If Russia is the motherland, and Germany is the fatherland, the partition of poland is a custody battle

[@drhklm7148]

If russia was the mother land and Germany is the father land then ww2 was domestic abuse

[@ItsHimBro]

@@drhklm7148 the rest of the participants are just the neighbors that heard the fights across the street.

[@kalebtewodros]

Profile pic checks out

[@evilsclone2499]

The whole iron curtain was the abused small children to the abusive foster mother Russia

[@DemonHunter2271]

5:28 Badger: “This looks like it could take Jerusalem in like ONE HOUR if it were listening to Sabaton.” Me: “Well... The Crusader Tank did mostly fight in The North Africa Campaign. So... I guess it could.”

[@Phantombadger777]

In the African campaign due to the main gun being terrible at long range against panzers, they had to do tank charges in order to get an advantage against panzer tanks in tank warfare

[@DemonHunter2271]

@phantom badger Great to see another historian here!

[@hisokamorow6709]

@@Phantombadger777 So you telling me the "Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!" , was an actual thing? WOW

[@theFOODslayer]

F*ck i live in Jerusalem...

[@justarandomdude551]

me and the boys in nam the instructor:Noooo you can't just fire your tank at an orphanage me and the boys:haha HE goe BRRRRR

[@stillthere1238]

I love these guys they having me in stitches every 2 seconds

[@lavaman03]

Never in my life did I ever think that’d I’d hear a living breathing human being say PK Glock

[@thunderring8056]

LavaMan 03 Bruh what about PKM?

[@bulgarianpigeon4080]

You know what *I would put a daycare next to a tank firing range, definitely*

[@ForestxWalker06]

Ran by Casey Anthony and Brittany spears during her mental breakdown and some stupid ass Karen 😂😂😂

[@bulgarianpigeon4080]

@@ForestxWalker06 oh hell yeah dude

[@acanadianamerican6478]

5:37 JAH-RUSALEM

[@enique3]

What if you look out your window one day and all you see is a Russian Death fridge running over peoples houses

[@markusallen6818]

I hold up a cardboard sign pointing them I'm the direction of the house with the most expensive stuff to cause the greatest amount of property damage in the shortest amount of time

[@TheChungassSupreme]

Badger: *Uses HEAT round* Stretchy: IT'S A BOY!!!! I'll see myself out....

[@p4rnedjr.388]

I just did the longest inhale and exhale I've ever done before.

[@drumrollplease4079]

Me too

[@slydogs8765]

*Watches half if California* "It is now a mistake!"

[@yancamb2202]

Bruh, HEAT/him-

[@PhoenixChaser1120]

11:07 Jello: Are you gonna call it Doge Stuck? Me: I can smell a whole lot of grey paint comin off that one bud

[@ozpin8329]

RE: California and basements. It's not that California hates basements, it's that in building construction, you want the foundation below the freeze line of the surrounding dirt. When you never have to worry about the ground freezing you can put the foundation directly on the ground with no issues. In areas where it gets colder, you have to dig down to the point the earth no longer freezes when it gets cold. Instead of pouring hundreds of cubic meters of concrete, it's more cost efficient to pour the slab at the bottom of the hole and build a basement up to the ground level.

[@JSCreates707]

5:50 "That barrier is LITERALLY designed to stop tanks!" DaRussianBadger: *Pirates of the Caribbean intensifies*

[@hestan723]

Me: *making my homeworks* Badger: *release a video* Me: *suddendly forgot my homework*

[@eedagoat6683]

Your doing homework in JUNE?!

[@ghostofury9755]

@@eedagoat6683 this mans right here probs ain't from murica and so is my self

[@hestan723]

@@ghostofury9755 of course i'm not american i'm french and my classes aren't end yet (just 1 week)

[@lightdestroyer626]

8:26 when Candice sees Phineas and Ferb slightly move.

[@natural9804]

I cant disagree

[@REDI____]

Bro i cant read candice anymore without laughing

[@ciphergacha9100]

8:25

[@SpectralVR]

Badger: anything is possible with high explosive Me: "gets up walks to the nearest orphanage" time for me to do what I wanted to do my whole life

[@hydr4elite448]

0:08 why does he sound so serious about it

[@saint-cetacean]

Badjur: "Glorious stalinium" Every single LifeOfBoris sub on the channel: *breathes in cheeki breeki*

[@seanlescano1035]

YES

[@mr.shameless1886]

#relatable #GopnikStampOfApproval

[@loweroctavemommy]

"Who puts a daycare nexts to a tank firing range?" Man, my highschool had a hospital and two graveyards on the same corner.

[@freddy67h]

It sounds like you lived in one of my city skyline cities.

[@StormTroy]

In a college town near me there's a crematorium next door to an old folks' home

[@WhydoIneedahandle1111]

Oof, there’s a mausoleum right next to my local zoo

[@halcyon1644]

That's just called "efficient placement"

[@chevybailey2095]

I went to a school right next to the New Orleans Saints training camp. Further down the street: Zephyrs Stadium.

[@princekermit1248]

I couldn't get past that top ten tifa bit for like a solid minute because I was dying laughing

[@Torchwood5A]

To answer Badgers question at the end, I'm sure Mythbusters did that one and it failed every time they tried.

[@raptortamerdx5900]

"My faith is my shield!" "Dude my face is my shield" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 cracked me up. Repeated that segment a hundred times

[@lol_jus0_041]

6:22 well crap, they found me

[@canyouarenot6183]

This raccoon right here officer

[@lol_jus0_041]

@@canyouarenot6183 LMAO

[@MasonG7838]

They forgot the ‘At 3:30 AM’

[@headlessharry40]

5:30 you have no idea how happy I got when he mentioned sabaton lol. any sabaton fans out there?

[@DILLIGAFgaming-c8t]

Casually going back through the entire Bajur video catalogue while Covid tries to kill me and I'm genuinely funking loving how many Sabaton references are made 😂 As my all tume favourite band, it fills me with untold joy to see them be recognised so frequently