TACTICAL FRIED CHICKEN | World of Tanks

[@keiwasu]

You need psycho jet to cook that chicken.

[@caveman642]

@@toddhoward1498 do you?!

[@Xavioon]

True lol

[@wired8009]

Todd Howard lmfao

[@RomanMina]

here am i an experiences wolverine player playing my fav tonk like a heavy tonk with 1 mm of armour

[@howardkampf3022]

I legit play tanktastic 3d tanks

[@pokemonwiz1]

I ordered KFC bucket and asked if I could use my bucket as a drink. The manager walked over and said: no, but we can’t legally stop you.

[@agustinquijano1357]

I am not even surprised

[@MarkEdwardRom]

That Manger is awesome

[@carboneticmarshmellovv3622]

He wanted to see what the limit for the human body was.🤣🤣🤣

[@wolfie4423]

what kfc do you go to my guy?

[@kirbymaster7491]

Ask for the Big One sometime. The last time I was there, admittedly like 10 years ago, they would sell you what was functionally a chicken bucket fountain drink

[@wednesday8174]

"I literally live in poverty and i dont even eat that trash" is one of the best lines ever

[@dannyyoroi1955]

It’s “I’d even eat THAT TRASH” my friend

[@X3H3X]

@@dannyyoroi1955 dude...the subtitles are RIGHT THERE

[@dannyyoroi1955]

WunderSchnell Awg fuck dude how’d I mess that up!?!

[@arandomhuman1996]

nah nah nah nah throw some of your hard earned hungry man brownies on it and its all good

[@returntosenderrickluvmorty2157]

@@dannyyoroi1955 you were homeless for too long B :’(

[@sodiumftw2450]

People don’t talk about Geuce cocking that shotgun enough and it’s sad. That part got me laughing so hard it hurt

[@dewsey9402]

Sodium FTW he pumps way to many shells out of that

[@dirpyturtle69]

Luc Goltstein he isn’t actually ejecting shells he’s just pumping it. And FYI he only ejected 10 this isn’t 1897 most modern shotguns hold closer to 14

[@adamz.5844]

UBER CHARGING SHOTGUN THE MORE YOU PUMP IT, THE HARDER IT HITS, RIGHT?

[@memillionthdoot4436]

@@adamz.5844 UBERCHARGING!

[@voltronimusprime3833]

@@memillionthdoot4436 NO GEUCE, THIS ISN'T A WATER GUN FIGHT THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!

[@meatcockmathew3400]

0:06 Assuming you could punch with the force of a high-end olympic athlete at around 1000 joules of energy per punch, it'd take around 460 punchs to get the chicken to a safe temperature. If you wanted to do it with one punch however, you'd have to hit the chicken at around 3725 mph or more than 5 and a 1/2 times the speed of sound. Both methods would sadly render the chicken unedible via turning it into a gross boney smoothy in the case of the multiple punchs and a bloody mist in the case of the one punch.

[@somedude-l2g]

"And a bloody mist in the case of one punch" I died

[@WowieZowie123]

so your telling me, saitama could cook a chicken?

[@voydcat8089]

@@WowieZowie123 Technically, yes.

[@Zaire82]

@@WowieZowie123 He could cook a chicken by rubbing his hands together fast enough to produce that much heat. Actually I'm surprised he doesn't, he'd save money on his bills.

[@Soulmaestro2088]

@@WowieZowie123 if he wanted to yes he could but it would be cooked then instantly disintegrated all at once and he'd flatten half the city he was in while doing so.

[@erikwoodruff5643]

I remember seeing this Reddit post where someone actually calculated how many slaps it would take to cook a chicken and it was several thousand slaps OR one slap at 20,000-30,000 km/hr

[@emperorkaine7041]

*sauce my good sir*

[@darthrevan4933]

So just 20-30 slaps at 1000km/hr should also do the job then right

[@Just_Ducky47]

I did the math!

[@connorschrock2883]

One slap of 3,725.95 mph or 23,034 slaps of average strength to be exact

[@plastic12345]

I think someone actually did it

[@gusburton5358]

Every single video of badgers has a chaotic neutral vibe.

[@thelonecourier3439]

What do you expect? The guy is savage

[@leegoodwin4720]

[ W E T ]

[@psychogoreman198]

Casualism at its finest!

[@ashenphoenix6869]

Almost thought i left a comment on a video i never watched

[@inyoface05]

So you're the one the Lord Speaks of...

[@lamontjones4223]

0:00 Physical to Thermal. 4:47 Geuce locked & loaded. 6:03 - 6:57 Struggle meals.

[@nocontentoverhere5351]

0:44 Xbox voice chat.

[@milangrala6990]

7:22 Heavenly built like Kingpin from Into The Spider-Verse

[@zacharyalholm8885]

God bless you for this

[@Luvz._y0u]

@@nocontentoverhere5351 ye I play on Xbox so this is so true lol

[@pyrogaming175]

How hard would i have to punch a chicken to cook it *chicken turns in chicken leg bucket*

[@sammysteph759hill6]

7:34 I remember having blue and gold gym shorts, because i would wear them every P.E, and that just hit me in the nostalgia of terrible memories. I love it

[@dogdog357]

Was it some school dress code? Cus it sure was for mine.

[@rowantheminotaur6120]

" AN ENEMY WITHOUT COVER IS WITHOUT VICTORY, BROTHER" - Heavenly, 2019

[@nodeloliver6201]

"AN ENEMY WITHOUT FRIED CHICKEN IS WITHOUT HOPE, BROTHER!" -HEAVENLY (Probably)

[@miguelmialichi6367]

That sounds so much like some 40k warhammer line

[@glomp7085]

Heavenly pretty much quoting space Marines

[@me-ky6hl]

That's gonna be on his grave stone as a quote.

[@OneTrueWindfall]

"B57 THAT BATTLESHIP IS SUNK... FUCK YEAH!"

[@Artan9000]

*Drives up to KFC* Me: "I'll have 2 #9's" Employee: "Crispy or regular sir?" Me: " *WET* "

[@isthissomesortofmeme8932]

So did you fill your bucket In soda?

[@redfoxx2310]

KFC worker: "Wet crispy or wet original?" Me: WET

[@SCUBA_Draconis]

LMFAO!!!!!

[@joenuts8312]

I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, and a soda.

[@Carlisho]

Main Meme Man you forgot the two number 45’s one with cheese

[@cheesysealAnon]

4:20 "The bucket is your drink" God Bless America

[@statik1445]

cheesyseal4321 Anon 420 too

[@texturk6092]

Free refills right? GOD bless America.

[@lukefurno1151]

cheesyseal4321 Anon YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAA!?!??

[@danwrinkle7677]

"y'all got any straws?" "No" *shoots hole in bucket and drinks out of it*

[@cheesysealAnon]

@pascalwherleinfan22 Thank you

[@HyperfixationWizard]

"YOU SEE THAT T-67? WHAT T-67?" Has such malicious intent behind it I love it.

[@NickelTheWanderer]

_...y'all hear sum'n?_

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

German Panzer: Hanz..do you hear that? Heavenly: *yeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!*

[@julianflores8829]

Mein god hanz ITS WET

[@taylorderryberry1114]

*w e t*

[@adenkyramud5005]

Oh nein oh scheisse. Es ist wet...

[@Glitchy1436]

They you just here “An enemy without cover is without victory brother”

[@amandaotis5564]

Hanz we need a bigger KANNON

[@serseallord7619]

I like how I see all the KZbin notifications going APEX LEGENDS IS CHANGING THE FACE OF GAMING or INSANE APEX LEGENDS DOOR STRAT and then I just see TACTICAL FRIED CHICKEN. Easy first choice

[@tobywaldock6079]

Your subbed to teo then

[@serseallord7619]

Matt TW yee

[@parix351]

U rite

[@rickydawn6313]

@Dib I had that issue myself, it's actually just a settings issue that can easily be resolved. So, youtube isn't "broke" you just need to change your settings. I do believe that something is wrong with youtube itself however (probably a bug of sorts) youtube resets the settings in regards to how it shows your notifications every once in a while. So uh... Yeah just check your settings.

[@Guru_1092]

Yeah, I'm already tired of Apex Legends. While it may be fun to play (I wouldn't know, I don't have anything strong enough to run it), it's not really that enjoyable to watch.

[@ghostrecondelta1741]

"We got an enemy in C7..." (Explosion) "You HAD an enemy in C7."

[@tauto1492]

*WET*

[@brandenhauser1635]

Y'all hear somn.

[@S_african_Z]

Ghost Recon Delta17 I started crying at that 😂 I was laughing for a solid 1 minute without making noise 😂

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

You HAD a C7

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

Just showed my parents the intro, my mom didn’t get it, my dad whose an engineer laughed his ass off.

[@nikbowman3478]

Haymaker the chicken.

[@Totellynetasknwaker-qb6vy]

Divorce ur mom

[@TheeHandsomeOne]

“The moar you pump it, the harder it hits right?!” I shed a tear after laughing so hard at that one

[@collinclark763]

U B E R C H A R G I N G S H O T G U N

[@afellowcrusader2888]

i did the same but not a SINGLE tear but to the point that i felt like i swallowed salt water that was extra WET

[@nippon19]

me too, i was literaly DYING at this moment XDDD

[@dylanhutchinson9209]

THE HARDER YOU PUMP IT THE HARDER IT HITS

[@yeetguy4635]

Is the same vibe with people in middle east keep pressing the forward assist because it increase the damage of the bullet

[@arthurbuckland-dy6gz]

0:10 in order to do this you would need to emit 700,000 joules of energy to cook it instantly which is roughly 10 million newtons

[@eatthelizard7571]

From frozen or like room temp? Or is it a fresh chicken, because then it's about 40°C

[@arthurbuckland-dy6gz]

@ from refrigerated (not frozen) to cooked

[@AutisticJester77]

Could I get this in MPH?

[@AutisticJester77]

I went to a conversion calculator and calculated 3.61795e6 or 3,617,949.24 MPH

[@arthurbuckland-dy6gz]

@@AutisticJester77 nice

[@factaviusthebakinggamer9779]

My favorite thing about the chicken question is that someone actually figured it out by making a machine to slap a chicken until it is cooked.

[@Ragnarra]

Someone woke up and chose violence in the silliest way possible.

[@TechbotALPHA]

*Geuce Shotgun Section occurs* Me: *spirit vacates body via non-stop laughing/creasing*

[@TechbotALPHA]

Also, Heavenly's "*YEET!*" is a thing of B E A U T Y.

[@Badman2702-i7e]

Mandatory DEEP FRIERS chicken - FRIED shells - FRIED my will to live - FRIED

[@stijnhamers2410]

Rack - WET

[@derekweeks1386]

Hotel - Trivago

[@bdanmcg2170]

@@derekweeks1386 haha hahaha nice one

[@Gameboypxht]

My memes, FRIED

[@lilbigman7852]

My life - Deaded

[@inyoface05]

Wet: adjective 1.Describes a action that was undoubtedly astounding to others 2.when something gets covered by a sort of liquid. Commonly water, Uncommonly... Grease from Fried Chicken 1. Example: "hits a guy 500m out with a 50mm cannon shell from a wolverine" . . . WET!!!!!!!

[@memillionthdoot4436]

"It's finger lickin' good!" - Colonel Sanders, Bullseyin' krauts in his Wolverine

[@99Knytes]

Honestly..."Wet" used in that context, to me, is marginally less cringy than saying "moist". It's just...bluhhh

[@tacticalginger9623]

Pretty sure the M10 has a 75mm...

[@cinimaclay8054]

This episode will forever live in infamy for me . Just everything about the badger crew is embodied in this one episode.

[@megarhombus7532]

"I'm just saying if physical energy can be converted in to thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?"- jello 2019

[@sandraworster3585]

slap it at 20000 mph

[@foxboy6145]

Seeing him punch the chicken and it become a bucket of chicken, accompanied by the fart sound, killed me.

[@Qardo]

You need to throw a punch going Mach 4 to cook a Chicken. This is one punch. Not slaps. Straight up punching a chicken. You need to be going 4 times faster than the speed of sound to cook a chicken.

[@iakdjfizocjek]

This means that approximately 2,228 punches of 100 Joules each would be required to cook the chicken.

[@hephsmith3738]

You know what Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

[@aresthecrazy9335]

Hephsmith that made me laugh more than it should have

[@wokedog1799]

Aside from maybe the ability to calculate bullet drop and wind

[@hephsmith3738]

@@wokedog1799 It's a joke I learned from my dad, who's a retired Airforce soldier, and the Airforce generally believes they're better than the Marines, in a friendly rivalry sort of sense.

[@nodeloliver6201]

Marine also stands for: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

[@hephsmith3738]

@@nodeloliver6201 Well played!

[@PolishPrince98]

I haven’t laughed this hard since capitao clapitao

[@andyblizzard]

ClapCap. xD

[@stardustsama3688]

*CLAPPED*

[@byebyeboy605]

Than you'll know this 'God... DAMN'

[@WhosManIsThis]

Fact

[@filet-o-frisch]

I know, this is killing me.

[@jayfox1152]

It's been 2 years since the video was posted and till this day hearing grouse ask "Have you ever had frosted flakes with water" still hits home for me.

[@ramenveins]

how bout now

[@jayfox1152]

@@ramenveins still hits

[@TheDonutMan3000]

​@@jayfox1152what about now tho

[@jayfox1152]

@@TheDonutMan3000 still hits

[@TheDonutMan3000]

@@jayfox1152 damn, that's tuff...

[@robert47t93]

I asked my science teacher the chicken question with a straight face all serious and he laughed for about 5 minutes.

[@alexerny5552]

(Calls 911): 911, what's your emergency? Yeah, my teacher is suffocating to death! Ok. Calm down, why is he suffocating? I asked him a question, and then he started laughing! He won't stop! What's the question you asked him? How hard do you have to punch a chicken to cook it? Pffffff.......HAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

[@robert47t93]

@@alexerny5552 lmao!

[@arianas0714]

Another 911 meme: 911, what's your emergency? I - I hear shots! Ok, calm down, can you say how they sound like? TRA TRA TRA TRA TRA

[@simonflores9972]

@@arianas0714 are you sure it wasn't BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT.

[@jacksonmeads1907]

Simon Flores a-10 sounds intensifying

[@tevarthebevar9805]

Someone actually did the calculation and found out how hard you'd have to slap a chicken and if I remember right it was somewhere around 3400-3700 MPH to fully cook a chicken with a single slap.

[@theblaccgucci2460]

Or 23034 average slaps (btw it was 3725.95 mph)

[@sniperjettps4626]

Mach 5 slap

[@chiyosake]

Yeh bottom comments dats Falo

[@soldatdaniels8738]

Lol. Would your hand survive?

[@Karak971]

So someone call all might.

[@michaelsoland3293]

When people actually take time out of their day to figure out the math and science behind pimp slapping a chicken to cook it

[@Boiyu]

you would have to punch it with an average velocity of 3975 mph

[@michaelsoland3293]

@@Boiyu thank you for this.

[@Boiyu]

thank

[@marino4090]

@@Boiyu Bruh you'd fr have to one punch man that bitch. I thought it would take a lot of force but daaaamn.

[@Boiyu]

yeah the amont of force required would not only be impossible but even if you could because of the surface area of your hand it would cause the atoms in your hand to separate on an atomic scale and cause a small scale nuclear explosion Edit: some spelling stuff

[@micahasby2657]

Every time Heavenly says “YEET” My heart fills a bit

[@harryguidotti3815]

4:00 This reminds me of a time when I was at the movies with my friends and I went to the concession stand and ordered, and I quote "A large popcorn and an equally as large Pepsi" without even thinking. Needless to say, my friends laughed their asses off.

[@nullpoint3346]

Now that's funny.

[@mikestion4629]

if the SU-100Y had a voice V "I ain't built like a bunker. *I AM THE BUNKER."*

[@caoimheriley9424]

"I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield"

[@melamvs8890]

That’s why the dicker max was built🤣

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@melamvs8890 funny enough tho, the american SPG called M12 was designated the "Bunker Buster" because they used to roll that thing up to bunkers and "siege" they'r way in by firing a 155mm E-HE (Extra filler High Explosive) shell and proceed to slam that shell into the bunker doors, wich more often then not would implode the whole bunker considering the amount of ammo was stored inside a bunker.

[@SaintTheNightstalker]

@@caoimheriley9424 to partake in our crusade is to be immortal

[@metaroxas21]

+

[@JoaoPedro-ci5xn]

To cook a chicken with a single slap you would need to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph

[@jigglypuff8437]

....what would happen?

[@lukahammel8952]

Instagram

[@avatarwarmech]

That would cook the chicken how much force would it take to actually fry the chicken

[@ethandonnelly1973]

@@jigglypuff8437 it and every thing around it would likely combust from the friction. Objects aren't supposed to move through atmosphere that fast and it would just ignite every thing around it. There would also be very loud sonic boom as you break the sound barrier.

[@44R0Ndin]

That's like a mach 4 or 5 slap. Literally hypersonic slaps. It won't work, you'll shred the chicken instead of cooking it. Many much slower slaps would work. Need to figure out how hard you can slap the chicken without shredding it, add some safety margin, then repeat until cooked. I think you'd get farther strapping a thawed chicken to a massive array of midrange speakers, and feeding those speakers with a 2 kilohertz sinewave. All about maximizing amplitude and frequency at the same time, that's why you go with midrange speakers and that frequency. Also insulate the chicken because the energy input will be tiny no matter what method you use so long as that method doesn't actually destroy the chicken. The problem is finding an insulation method that blocks heat transfer but not sound transfer, unless you insulate the whole thing speakers and all. But then you run into the problem of it becoming an electrical heater because you're also cooking the chicken with the heat of the coil driving the speakers.

[@magnusm4]

Played this many years ago when my friend recommended it, he was really pushing me to play. He had played for quite a while, several tier tanks and in just a few days, feels like 3. I get a Bison artillery and somehow we won't que up at the same time and get into the same game. We were shocked I had already something worthy of going up against his tier level of tanks. I just cheated the system and yeeted up the ranks in an instant. Had no idea what I was doing but point and click games are my thing, and when I no scoped shot an ambushing tank without aiming and winning the game. That was magical.

[@fakeangelofdeath1753]

1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degress Celsius. To cook the chicken in one slap, you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph. Can ya?

[@a.nonnymouse7655]

If you try hard enough

[@mango-dt2pv]

Grouse prolly could

[@Cravenslayer]

Your hand would either stop existing or all the bones would shatter. A worthy sacrifice for a delicious cooked chicken.

[@Savage_phirahna7._.]

Would this cook the entire chicken or just a small area of the body?

[@fakeangelofdeath1753]

@@Savage_phirahna7._. Whole buddy.

[@SharikhKhan138]

AN ENEMY WITHOUT COVER, IS AN ENEMY WITHOUT VICTORY, BROTHER. 😂

[@Stein871]

BROTHERRR!!!

[@cheesysealAnon]

MERICA!!!!!!!!!

[@lukerospert1348]

I need more of Heavenly playing Arty bruh.

[@arandomboi001]

Do you mean fried chicken?

[@JH-dh2ws]

Purge the enemy's cover, Brother.

[@zboy1152]

“You see this T-67?” “Yes” *explosion* “WHAT T-67?!” 😂

[@jameshaggerty2164]

No no it's *wet*

[@jackmintz1695]

You /sips/ HAD /sips/ a bogie /sips/ in c-*hic* seven.

[@ultimatebigbrainhelth3161]

If there wasn't any emoji this would be good

[@notsaying7015]

@Gamer Guy2019 y'all hear sumn?

[@Outlaw_Actual11b]

#WeSawTheVideo

[@Acion89]

"If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?" It's questions like this that keep me wanting more videos like this and a perfect reason to watch your videos from years ago to get a new laugh everytime lol. I can't stress enough how awesome it is to laugh at a question like this and still have it feel new to laugh at lol.

[@turboking9238]

Geuce: I can't afford butter, it's too expensive and we live in poverty. Life is hard... Also Geuce: Yo guys! Check out mah shotgun, it was perty cheep at $600 plus the dozens of shotgun shells!

[@jasonhenry8067]

When you’re poor, you have to prioritize

[@jacobfreeman5444]

When the fridge gets a bit too empty suddenly a deer or two gets "hit"

[@alecmullaney7957]

Kill 3 deer and you've made back your money

[@LowIntSpecimen]

i am convinced geuce has a good 3 shells that he just somehow keeps reusing

[@Khajiidaro]

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day but give a man a shotgun and he'll eat fresh deer every day.

[@juliancota689]

2355.3 mile per hour punch in order to cook a chicken

[@cj2fox2010]

someone actually answered it lmao

[@ethancash8912]

Lamo 😂

[@Legofan1259]

God Bless the comment section lol!

[@thedandy6765]

3725.95mph

[@it_kate]

48,437.35 pounds of force (24.218675 tons of force)

[@Vampwatch1462]

11:48 now that is a victory cheer if I ever heard one!

[@mbilowan]

KFC!!!!!!!

[@et1033]

The true "1v1 me bro" victory cry

[@tyutysz455]

He has strong Kyle energy

[@halosreaper1]

Sitting here eating fried chicken and I hear "mild cardiac arrest" and I'm just sitting here thinking "it's worth it"

[@CWGminer]

"It's free to play, so there's no harm in trying it out." Except that your router might commit suicide because of the download size.

[@theSpookyThief]

Its only like 65gb on Xbox. Red Dead 2 is 111gb. Only reason your router should die is if you're as poor as a sugar sandwich

[@axelmilan4292]

And past Tier 6 it effectively becomes Pay to Win.

[@LEGIONCABAL]

@@theSpookyThief its ONLY 65 GB WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ONLY 65 GB THAT IS FAR TOO LARGE

[@redneckery9947]

@@axelmilan4292 not really you just have to just know what your doing and pay attention not pay to win

[@arianas0714]

@@theSpookyThief DUDE 65GB IS LIKE GTA V

[@doomer2electricboogaloo730]

Deadass, did like three minutes of research for this: According to sources, chicken cooks at about 8 KW of energy. Every kilowatt is about 1,000 neutons. So slap at 8,000 neutons of force evenly across the entire chicken for 8 minutes. Boom, saved you your gas bill. Ez. Worst part? Badger prolly won't see this

[@polarisaj]

Nice

[@ssybordg]

So you mean to tell me that! If I train hard enough. I then can punch my chicken at around 2000 lbf/in^2 (pounds per square inch) that I will be able to "cook" my chicken with 8 minutes of punching :D Also I don't think it's actually 2000 lbf I just estimated. I don't wanna use a calculator

[@doomer2electricboogaloo730]

I mean, the chicken has to actually survive those numbers...

[@ssybordg]

But what if! (Ik what will happen I'm just having fun talking about this)

[@doomer2electricboogaloo730]

@@ssybordg me too but the idea of a fist with he force of a Goku that swallowed Superman and drank 2 tons of monster is an amazing visual. For 8 solid minutes too

[@robertsimoneaux1318]

All these fried chicken memes made me have to manually pump my blood

[@KumaoftheForest]

Robert simoneaux and if your out of ammo, spray chicken oil at them

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

0:17 - "It wasn't that funny..." The most replayed part of the video statistic: "You are *PROVABLY* wrong."

[@TheFuri0uswc]

"I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda." I'm keep it 100% with ya chief, this is Starbucks.

[@picklepaddy]

O ok... I'll just have a wet arty shell then.

[@JerzyStMac]

I WANT A UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BURGER

[@tristanconrad9918]

Ima keep it unreal engine 4 with you cheif, you got the wrong store my guy.

[@JerzyStMac]

Ok if I can't get a burger maybe I can somewhere else a pizza that is BONELESS

[@TyranttheIndominusRex]

*Y'ALL GOT BATTLESHIPS?!*

[@amithius8202]

10:05 Literally my favorite part of the video, just Badger screaming WET RACK killed me

[@prince_o_hyrule2457]

Badger: No fear Heavenly: Hey Badger, you wanna play some Horse? Badger: N̶o̶ One Fear

[@darixenous_shadowscale]

"You had, a bogie..in C7" One of the best "hold my beer" moments. I love you guys.

[@darkraisprodigy3696]

Omfg Geuce's starting intro was so god damn funny he doesn't realize it only because he's a big boi and likes talking about food.

[@Just_Ducky47]

In order to answer my friend jellos question at the beginning but this time it’s with a slap... 1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees Celsius. It would take 23,034 average slaps to cook a chicken To cook the chicken in one slap you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Lofi Simulator so basically you've got no chance at doing either unless you're blessed with superpowers

[@anti-virus1778]

So basically falcon punch it and ya got dinner for the night

[@Just_Ducky47]

@@anti-virus1778 yeah pretty much

[@Boiyu]

my math was off i got about 3975 mph

[@rowdyeggplaad578]

@@Boiyu but that's still a good margin of error

[@Kip-pq5eo]

WHY U BUILT LIKE KINGPIN FROM SPIDERVERSE? ALL SHOULDERS NO NECK BROTHER

[@MishraArtificer]

Jello, how the fuck you built like AND1 basketball shorts?

[@wokedog1799]

@@MishraArtificer I knew that exact energy

[@jaredchinchello1760]

5:05 Never have I felt more understood by another human being than in this moment.

[@FaithInTheWind]

11:50 Snorts a line of coke in a millisecond

[@harlzster]

I Swear I have watched this at least 30+ times now, it always seems to be "the up next" video and I can never not watch it. Such a hilarious video.

[@granpappytom5540]

12:27 ; [/sips in boomer] *_I appreciate that reference._* *_MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW!_*

[@fishfossils8858]

I would like everyone to know, that the question posed in this video: “can you fill up the chicken bucket with soda” was asked so many times, that seemingly Badger bullied KFC in releasing an answer, and the answer is yes, as of June 2021, you can in fact, use the bucket for soda.

[@Drakonslayer777]

The power of the domino effect that badger and his crew causes

[@adirondackghost9255]

not gonna lie I love the little animated scenes he does

[@leljdam3189]

what if an m1a1 abrams went back in time to the revolutionary war. it would truly be peak *M E R I C A*

[@molybdaen11]

Jes, the first 100km until you realize that you cant repair or refill it.

[@kommandantkillcode]

Especially since we only start to fight when everyone else has a severe disadvantage to us. Then they either have to level the playing field or lose :).

[@snifey2233]

If that happened im ready for Washington to sign the papers

[@stezvgrom9417]

Can do that better in war thunder

[@soldatdaniels8738]

Interesting! How advanced would tanks be in WW2 after that I wonder?

[@williamglass2223]

When I was in basic training, 2 dipshits in a different platoon went and got Popeyes. If that doesn't sum up the relationship the U.S. Army has with fried chicken, nothing will.

[@nitefurie.]

4:09 As an American I would believe this was a real unedited image if it wasn’t for the tactical gear

[@smallmanjeff1708]

Me expecting a random thing to happen: ._. Badger: *WET*

[@OhYeaTax]

As a marine I completely agree with the crayons 😂😂

[@WEB-0813]

wayne mundell, but can you confirm the KFC. WE NEED TO KNOW!

[@OhYeaTax]

LPGV Studios KFC confirmed 😂👌🏽

[@WEB-0813]

wayne mundell, YES, YES!

[@gabrielcogar6772]

I still dont get it 😂

[@OhYeaTax]

Reign of Kings which part

[@misriahm3198]

5:22 I recognize the cluster charge of a Halo 5 Type-53 plasma caster from the Merchants of Qikost anywhere..

[@userr-lk5jv]

When I was in America I actually saw a guy filling up his kfc bucket with Pepsi ... murca Edit: for those asking it was in Nevada

[@danieldavis6048]

never thought i would get to call a soft drink greasy but here we are.

[@kameronjones7139]

That man is a ledgen

[@n_barerra7373]

Which state

[@recruityboiii4485]

I've seen people do it a lot back when I worked at KFC a couple years ago 😂 they would take the plastic to go back line the bucket with them and fill it with soda personally at our location we didn't give a flying fuck as long as you payed for you shit if you wanted to do some silly shit like that more power to ya 😂

[@recruityboiii4485]

*bag not back lol

[@FinbarGallagher]

Fun Fact Before Wolverine (The Comic Book Character) got a name, one of the suggestions was "The Badger" 2:51

[@calliope3972]

Geuce lives in one of these three : Texas Colorado or mars. I'll have the hit squad start hunting lemme go call elon musckle

[@meeperdudeify]

Ellen mascera

[@feartheghus]

He could be in almost any state in America in all seriousness, anything Midwestern, basically anything except New York, Michigan, Illinois, and California. You know, the inferior states.

[@dantethewanderer4989]

@@feartheghus Based

[@wokedog1799]

He's a Ohioan

[@Chaotic_Club]

@@wokedog1799 or a Hoosier

[@nijiru4448]

When I was a teen I worked at an A&W in Canada and had a guy who would get a large chicken bucket filled with milkshake around once a week. Charged him for 4 larges.

[@cultrate5022]

Sees Fried Chicken and Badger in title: Well this could be interesting.

[@genericbird8192]

Legends say that every time a German tanker died in WW2, you could hear him scream “Russian Bias!” This did not apply only to the eastern front.

[@Nyghtwoodgaming]

I'ma keep it real with you chief, Heavenly hit nothin' but net that whole game as Artillery. *WET*

[@nodeloliver6201]

**[WET]**

[@artrigus1515]

10:14 I’ve come back because of this bit. Also the Built like Kingpin bit. This is hands down one of my favourite vids you’ve made, Badger. Looking forward for the best of 2024.

[@banjo8762]

Slaps Chicken at 3275.95 MPH

[@flimby872]

Dinners ready

[@meta_slave_6239]

summit is that you?

[@Twn_Turbo]

I saw that post on Insta 30mins before this vid went up

[@LiLxF310N]

i have no name same lol

[@venarius5872]

you ever just watch badger videos so much that you don't even need sounds on to hear exactly how they sound

[@midnightrosie450]

*raises hand in KFC WET chicken*

[@Guru_1092]

Can we actually have someone do the math for how hard a chicken would need to be punched in order to cook it? I'm genuinely curious.

[@jakob084]

GameGuru Someone already did it. It’s like 3,276 MPH

[@Guru_1092]

@@jakob084 Yeah, that seems about right. We're getting One Punch Man up in here!

[@TsujiroI]

@@Guru_1092 No, because then the chicken would no longer exist my friend!

[@Death-lq9qg]

Nah, all might would hit it 5 times kek

[@Kirby-pc2mq]

It needs a force of 120,700 pounds or 60.35 tons to cook a chicken by punching it

[@bobwalsh3751]

10:57 Bajur: No no no... Geuce: YEET!!!!!!

[@hungreyginger7435]

0:02 it’s kinetic energy not physical energy And about 4000mph is how fast your fist will have to travel to cook a chicken

[@tdjkhazard4522]

Damn that means you gotta be able to throw a punch over MACH FIVE 😂😂

[@abraxisardynt961]

Yeah it's like 45,000 joules of energy or some wack shit

[@theexiledv2323]

Damn jello would have one hell of a haymaker

[@dionwoollaston5717]

HungreyGinger 74 if I ever get super powers second thing I'm doing is seeing if I can punch cook a chicken

[@doge4730]

@@tdjkhazard4522 lol

[@mr.voltorb]

Man I could go for some KPC “Kentucky PUNCHED Chicken”

[@aintgotnofriends8539]

6:16 *FuCkIn ExCuSe YoU?!?*

[@razorwolf2758]

I actually lost it here

[@HurryHardClips]

No one: Jello when he sees a raw chicken: *STANDING HERE, I REALISE*

[@fusedfire8774]

Kelly Badger, to answer Jello’s question on how hard would you have to punch a chicken to turn it into a cooked chicken, is going to be in terms of speed. To turn a chicken, who on average have a temperature of 25°C (or 77°F) into a cooked chicken or 75 °C (or 167 °F) would take a single punch going at 368 m/s or approximately 825mph. The math is in the reply if anyone wants to check it. (I do not claim to have done the math but I had done it separately and checked myself before looking around. There are also different formulas to solve said equation)

[@fusedfire8774]

My math is simple, Assuming that the chicken needs to reach 75C to be considered cooked, starting at 25C. According to the internet, the specific heat capacity of a chicken is 2.72 kJ/kg C, meaning that for a 1.5kg chicken, a total of 204kJ of energy is needed. Assuming that all of the kinetic energy is transferred into heat, and that the effective mass of your hand (plus a bit of arm) is 3kg, using E=1/2 m V2 gives a velocity of 368m/s. In freedom units, that’s 825mph. Feel free to check my math. The link to this math is www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/9ocuhk/if_kinetic_energy_is_converted_to_thermal_energy/

[@guccisucc6397]

I like your dedication

[@CarlSlooch]

@@guccisucc6397 he stole it tho

[@aharonhovsepyan6012]

Congrats you stole a comment, so smart.

[@originalcontent6923]

Nice one for steal a comment son

[@Edit-nk6nb]

The sugar sandwich reminded me of my dad toasting toast and putting it in two slices of bread when we were uber broke. Literal bread sandwich...!

[@somerandomnon9161]

br*t*sh “”””cuisine”””” be like

[@falo6622]

Ummm.... so the intro actually made me think about it and I was interested. So doing some rough math in my head and then double checked I have calculated how fast you would need to punch a chicken to cook it. Average mass of human male arm is 8 pounds Chicken was thawed previously (didn't really want to calculate it) Average time to cook a whole chicken to be relatively even and complete is 4 hours it takes .4kWh for per hour so thats 1.6kWh in total 1.6 kWh converted to joules is 5760000J The formula for kinetic energy is KE=(1/2)mv^2 to solve for velocity we need v alone solving for v gives us v=±((√2 * √KE)/(√m)) Plunging in our givens we get... 1200 meters a seconds or 2684.324 miles per hour THATS FASTER THAN THE FASTEST PLANE EVER BUILT! (the sr-71 approx 2193mph) I didn't want to calculate how much impact the whole weight of the human body has on the arm. So it was left out. It could be a lot more or a little. Its basically a arm shooting through space and hitting a chicken. I put way too much time into this my 5 minutes wasted :( oh well... ;) (EDIT: I would like to state that I do not believe that this is totally accurate. It was rushed and I was tired and wanted to go to bed so I forgot to mention some things so now I will. It is not accurate because of the fact that this calculation only takes into account that it converts 100% kinetic energy to thermal. Now this would not happen in real life and the conversion is probably less than 1%, and that because the kinetic energy is transferred into the chicken as energy of motion, it would (like some have stated) fly apart. It also does not consider the effect of gravity of the Earth, the entire weight of the human body behind a punch, the density of a chicken, the density of a human, the surface area of the punch, atmospheric drag, and whole bunch of other things that I thought of when I woke up in the night to get some water. I like to be precise and take my time with things. I did not calculate it with all of these other variables because I have yet to teach myself some more basic calculus as I am only in the 10th grade taking HON ALG II. When I do teach myself how to do these things I will calculate it and come back. So in conclusion if you were asked this question and the answer would give you a trillion dollars I wouldnt use my answer. :( sorry for not including this sooner got side tracked with ADHD brain wanting to watch 3blue1brown)

[@senterioniv8]

GOOD JAB MAN

[@randallsanders1766]

I really want to call you Einstein, because I didn't understand anything about that

[@47halide]

Randall Sanders this is the easy part of physics lmao

[@ticcerz1790]

wait but wouldnt the chicken be destroyed meaning that its impossible to cook a chicken by punching it

[@kleinimusprime8312]

No quite true about fastest plane but it is the fastest plane used IN SERVICE anywhere so I’ll let it slide Good job anyway on the maths

[@BioHzrd0010]

0:00 One guy did actually test a similar principle by making a machine that slaps meat repeatedly, and he did successfully cook a chicken and a steak. The steak sucked and I don't think he tried the chicken, but they were cooked. I don't know how hard a single punch would have to be, though.

[@iakdjfizocjek]

This means that approximately 2,228 punches of 100 J each would be required to cook the chicken.

[@currieisyummie3420]

I tried the so called "sugar sandwich" and let me say I was absolutely *WET*

[@skully_exiled9879]

It's WET to increase reload speed or increase durability?

[@double9537]

Durability

[@double9537]

I think

[@picklepaddy]

But he said there was no butter. ;)

[@jazzbanditclips1368]

Deadmemes deus vult DAYBENY

[@Tacticool-_-]

Colonel Sanders would be proud

[@cormacmiles7211]

Did it

[@brandonhextall140]

kickass profile pic lad. thats actually my watch face

[@TheJonathanMDOG]

This is probably the best video you have released BY FAR! Love these man!

[@TotallyJayReyes]

1:47-153 a titan in d2 talking to another titan but he’s hungry asf

[@Chillbot17]

Having finally found artillery in this game, I now know the hype of landing a kill shot from the other side of the map

[@dckicker32]

11:04 an enemy without cover is without victory brother -heavenly 😂🤣🤣

[@kricketgaming1250]

Would it turn into a nuke if you punched it hard enough

[@ayples1204]

KricketGaming *Punches hard enough to split the atom*

[@johnw7068]

@@ayples1204 "would be faster than the speed of fucking light and require the chicken to be made of uranium" just starting it as a joke to understand how fucked it would be

[@ayples1204]

john w So what you’re telling me is that we’re going to harness nuclear chickens to conveniently and safely travel the galaxy at faster than light speed while enjoying fried chicken?

[@baker90338]

Jonathan Boatright *E X A C T L Y*

[@NoahNit]

Smash it at the speed of light it will fucking perform nuclear fusion

[@LeoTheStickman95]

0:05 You need to hit the chicken with a force of 6,250 Newtons to fry it in Kentucky Fried Chicken

[@toasterbath348]

I literally could feel my Cholesterol rising Operation health save me plz

[@raphmaster23]

Just need more WET!

[@maggiekemletz155]

"Call me Harden, baby, Im makin threes" Go Rockets!

[@fuze896]

12:00''if you come at me you best not miss we didn't miss not once,'' Bager 2019 SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A GOLD NECKLACE

[@bonusducks2.03]

I actually went a googled how fast you hand would have to travel to cook a chicken. if you wanted to cook a chicken in one slap, your hand would need to travel around mach 5, or 1665 meters per second or since we are in murica 1875.55 yards per second.

[@Tankerbrain]

Also known as 1665 superbowls per obesity death

[@themanbehindyou7290]

As soon as badger said thats a real firearm cause of the state he lives in I geused sweet home Alabama or texas

[@applegotskin2125]

Me too

[@overcome4596]

Texan, Alabama is the land of incest not firearms

[@koflippit3112]

Imma say somewhere from Pennsylvania to tennessee

[@sk8ersocal913]

He lives in SAN FRANSCISCO!

[@huskyzz0744]

Wat about montana