Russian Ghost Car DEBUNK

[@ceruchi2084]

The ending gag made me laugh so hard. It's hard to stop binging this guy. He doesn't have a single bad video.

[@thenightjackal]

The ending gag made me so hard.

[@hamsterthebeardeddragon3012]

The Night Jackal wtf

[@thenightjackal]

@@hamsterthebeardeddragon3012 Stop acting like it didn't turn you on, too

[@angoose651]

@@thenightjackal **gathered concern**

[@thenightjackal]

@@angoose651 Last night I had a dream that this KZbin channel that we are commenting on the video of was owned by someone named "Doctor" something and he was older and fully human but then he died somehow and then another popular KZbinr in my dream, Captain Disillusion, took over the channel for him and I started getting suspicious that they were the same person the entire time and the original channel owner never died but just merged the two channels after faking his death and then I woke up and remembered that the Doctor character in my dream never existed and the owner of the channel in my dream was Alan Melikdjanian when in my dream I had a lot of confusion on which of these to people were named Melikdhanian but now everything is settled. I still don't remember who I thought the other KZbinr was that originally owned the channel but I do remember that he had less experience with VFX than Captain Disillusion did which is what partly fueled my suspicion in my dream. Basically, I dreamed that someone else was the face of this channel and had died to be replaced by Captain Disillusion.

[@TheWaInut]

You know what's great about these videos? The quality has pretty much always been so good that you can watch the new and old ones and you wouldn't even know what one was old

[@probabvieh]

Reverse compatibility before reverse compatibility

[@DocBree13]

I can’t believe I just found this channel two days ago! I’ve been bingeing the videos in random order, and you’re right - the quality is top notch from the beginning.

[@noexchavez]

@@DocBree13 Same here! As a vfx artist myself, I'm in disbelief to how long the discovery has taken.

[@termitreter6545]

Even the comments about the vidoes quality never changed in like 10 years xD

[@augikabi]

aside from the resolution

[@CabbageEyez]

Dude, that was a weird apartheid video.

[@dalbled8534]

Right

[@blaynec7682]

Right

[@ImperialVideo]

Right? I wonder what the car option was like.

[@uni5396.]

What was the video like? I chose cars. It was kinda boring.

[@CowboyLuigi]

Captain D got into this tangent about how good Apartheid would be in the U.S and its benefits, only to suddenly pin me down and reveal himself to be an FBI Agent, arresting the camera. All to find out that Captain D is actually a character living in a society where sentient cameras with bodies, or Cinematics, live amongst humans, yet are segregated away from the more progressive humans, all because most of them are figuratively and literally outdated, though some exceptions have been shown. Still doesn't mean these young Cinematics weren't brutally bullied for the actions of their family. There was this one Cinematic, Amelie, who was related to her great grandparents, who were there when that Redwood Massacre happened. It was dark, yet interesting. What did you car folk talk about with Captain D?

[@AndGoatz04]

"the one in the circle" Oh, i know, it's- *[realises how many cars have that type of logo]* *_oh_*

[@inpinksuit]

*K a R s* ultimate life form

[@aluheytz289]

Oh i Know! i Think It Was... Toy Yoda?

[@staalman1226]

Thanks for explaining the joke, it was really hard to understand

[@GumSkyloard]

@@aluheytz289 Don't be an idiot. It's Fork.

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

*watching video* Video: (says something) Me: (understands it)

[@BreedingDiamonds]

this is too well edited and produced for the amount of views it gets.

[@vv09]

Because people prefer to watch pieces of shits screaming at video games rather than getting educated about technology.

[@BreedingDiamonds]

***** haha your name doesn't help you with your statement.

[@ENBOmniGaming]

CaptainDisillusion is by far one of the best editors on all of youtube, agreed !

[@pizzweak580]

@Dapdoi Ardon If you want it debunked, then I've got bad news for you.

[@goth6irl]

ikr

[@tfofurn]

At 3:23, CD says “it only takes a few feet for something to go from tiny to full screen”, and he illustrates this point with . . . a few feet moving a few feet. Brilliant!

[@FELENATOR]

this might actually be the best channel on youtube

[@Wondershock]

+David F Seconded.

[@kmka10]

indeed

[@lucasbarbosa3401]

Do u know the channel kurzgesagt in a nutshell? its also a very good YT channel

[@jaaps772]

This IS actually the best channel on KZbin...

[@halfnwhole751]

@@untitled6391 I can see why you chose your username

[@jesuschristonabike8878]

The best thing about CD’s videos is that even the his earliest videos are so high quality there’s barely anything to improve in the later ones.

[@ThioJoe]

I always get unreasonably excited whenever there's a new Captain D video.

[@KoolKman]

So do I

[@penciljar]

+ThioJoe because his videos are the total opposite of yours ThioJoe, no bulls

[@CatLover-g7j]

+ThioJoe Then listen to TOM LEYKIS!!! ;)

[@goldsrcorsource2551]

shut up, he does real stuff now

[@alephbet6265]

aye my nigga thio here

[@craftboy338]

One of these days, I really want to see an in-depth video about how everyone's favorite Captain Disillusion came to be. How he came to enjoy debunking various video-related things, and how he came up with his brand. I'd watch that.

[@Puffalupagus360]

I picked apartheid .

[@CapnSurvivalist]

Same, such an interesting part of South African culture

[@1234q-q8x]

Puffalupagus360 I did as well.

[@aidanVids]

I love that I know what that means

[@deadsi]

Impossible, everyone chose cars

[@ericforsyth]

"You like apartheid? Me too! I especially like when my hobby - apartheid - intersects with my work"

[@visheshsinha4825]

In America, People do tricks with Cars. In Soviet Russia, Cars do tricks with People.

[@DeeRuss]

He was actually born in the Soviet Union in the 80s

[@josephmerrick58]

Nailed it.

[@inputlak]

Да да в советской России все так

[@Jacob7393]

I can't explain why, but this guy is so damn intriguing! Makes me feel like a bright-eyed kid on Saturday morning watching my favorite show with a bowl of soggy cereal.

[@PaulGariepy]

Because his entertaining straight to the point no BS is just a breath of fresh air in this world?

[@ryswick1064]

He's so underrated. An unbelievable amount of effort and talent crammed into each one of these videos. It's amazing he can tell exactly how it happened, it's even more brilliant on how he's able to explain it to the layman. Seriously disturbing how he doesn't have more exposure.

[@toobfunnybunny]

Me too, Jacob Stamm.

[@toobfunnybunny]

Right on, Ryswick.

[@Gogofam123]

spot on...

[@ChrisChronos]

As a European, I can say I've never seen that kind of green light before lol every country I've been to in Europe uses arrows... There might be some countries that use it that I haven't seen, or perhaps its just a Russian thing?

[@archerking2784]

Chris Chronos maybe it is in the Asian part of Russia

[@tigransafaryan6619]

We use arrows in Russia too. I don't know what the f is in the video

[@pierreperegrindemaricourt8379]

Yup, we use arrows.

[@nibs7252]

@@tigransafaryan6619 I did some digging and figured out the following: Yes, Typical stop lights have an arrow, however, this set of lights are an old halogen design, and have thus been retrofitted with small green LED turn arrows. The arrows are attached directly to the housing in a way that makes them look seamless. The low quality and distortion of the camera make it difficult to make out the fine details of the arrow, making it look like a solid line. However, the first instance of the video I have found is six years old. Incidentally, this is around the time that Russia started retrofitting their old halogen lights with new LED turn lights. The driver must have been unobservant, saw a light turn green out of his peripheral vision, and drove on.

[@eagle7396]

Salazar Slytherin oh boy

[@Kazumo]

Most of the European countries use arrows on the lights, not that weird shaped form that I've never encoutered in my entire life.

[@Mehtalik]

Russia uses arrows too, it's just that ISO on that dashcam was setup incorrectly.

[@ganeshprasad9851]

Russia is not in Europe you fool!

[@grenade8572]

@@ganeshprasad9851 It's in Europe and Asia (but not in the European Union). ^^

[@ganeshprasad9851]

@@grenade8572 it's only in Asia... It's never part of Europe and Never had been a part of Europe... STALIN made sure of that...

[@grenade8572]

@@ganeshprasad9851 I found an article here : countrydigest.org/what-continent-is-russia-in/ Sorry, but English is not my mother language, so I can't understand "Stalingrad never lost to those bloody Germans".

[@wavyraisin]

"Use your head for everything else" 5:23

[@spaceman-hu7rf]

ƈơʂɱıƈ ƙıɬɬყ This comment deserves much more likes :)

[@wavyraisin]

@@spaceman-hu7rf Thanks!

[@spaceman-hu7rf]

ƈơʂɱıƈ ƙıɬɬყ No problem! 👍

[@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls]

Thank you, captain for not giving up on us.

[@Pelkri]

I got no idea why you're here 2 years ago...

[@ElPeppito]

Damn you Malcom give me back my humanity

[@internetuserwhodeservesdea5700]

I see you're here too.

[@BoeingOfficial]

Also he never let us down

[@nhggr]

"-Administered by the new world order brought on by the illuminati." * Hears the government knocking at the door * "Now I'm afraid it's time for me to go kids!"

[@sideswipebl]

"And why the Hell would this person run a red light into traffic after it's been red forever?" They're Russian drivers. That's why.

[@johntailing5283]

Sideswipe Maybe he was just “Russian to get home “?

[@caringtoolsrizqif7190]

*The Rushian*

[@dyscea]

Right? Like, that question was a total troll.

[@BenTajer89]

LOL, definitely a country of crazy driving.

[@CrizzyEyes]

Don't worry, happens in the US as well. I've been nearly ran over by a guy who turned LEFT into me when their light wasn't even allowing them to turn left. That's especially bad because normally, I'm worried about people who turn RIGHT into me because they're only looking left for cars and not looking right for pedestrians... But that guy had to cross the whole intersection to stop 2 feet away from me in the middle of traffic that he wasn't even allowed to cross.

[@canter1ter]

a ton of applasuse for cap d, for translating this mess at 4:17, because as a russian speaking person, i hear only "i memnin tam takih strashk netu, беспорядок (besporyadok)". although end is translated correctly

[@o0julek0o]

The 'trend' of dashcams is due to insurance. You can either get a huge discount with one, or in some cases, can't insure a vehicle at all without one.

[@victortitov1740]

Sorry, but here are no insurance discounts for having a dashcam in Russia (at least, in st.-petersburg and moscow). I got my dashcam after I got in a car accident, and I wanted to analyze how it came about, and a dashcam footage would have been very helpful. As for most other people, I believe they became a commodity due to the police often trying to fine drivers for something they didn't do. I'm not sure, though.

[@Xtoff]

In the US (and I think parts of Europe) it lowers insurance since it let's everyone know what really happened. In Asia and the slav squad zones it's to protect from scams and stop fishy police stuff.

[@anastasiacline6159]

@@Xtoff I've never seen an insurance company give discount to drivers with a dash cam. I've only seen discounts for allowing the insurance to GPS track your car. I'd imagine insurance companies don't want dash cams in the case where they might have to pay out.

[@N8DulcimerOld]

He overtly states that it is due to insurance fraud in the video, were you even watching?

[@o0julek0o]

@@anastasiacline6159 pretty sure that in the UK you can ask most insurance companies which brands of dash cams they support, if any. With that info, you can get one, install it and declare it to the company for a small discount.

[@Maddyislicious]

That is the single funniest Captain D outro conceived so far.

[@svetlanaalbanskaya248]

How did anyone manage to decipher their mumblings in the car before the accident? I'm Russian and I listened to it five times, but all I heard was "mfmhmdtfsh".

[@denisl2760]

+Svetlana Albanskaya I've picked up a few words, the rest is a garbled mess. Also there appears to be some some sort of local accent. But my Russian has fallen out of practice, so someone that lives there might have a better chance.

[@13x666]

I've listened to it too many times, and I was able to decipher this "...дальше поехать, там ХХХ нету, все сигналят друг другу, порядка никакого"... Still can't tell what that XXX word is, sounds like "...стралов" to me and I can't make sense of it let alone connect it to "signs" somehow. But in any case, this piece of dialog is a very thin straw. She could be talking about traffic in Georgia for all we know.

[@RussellTeapot]

damn, I like cyrillic alphabet so much

[@PhoenixStudios147]

@@13x666 стрелок

[@TomLube]

Also at the end the dude very clearly says 'pizdet' which basically means 'idiot' not what he said it meant lol

[@enigma2536]

5:00 You are now classified as an SCP The SCP Foundation will contain you as SCP 4006

[@boyder-kc9dj]

Class:Keter

[@jo_kil9753]

SCP 4006 already exists

[@Klonoa]

@@jo_kil9753 help, i am stuck in a loop

[@reihanboo]

@@Klonoa no actually dont that's a bad idea

[@johnwick5901]

[REDACTED]

[@raptorinator]

I wanted to hear about Apartheid :(

[@smith1008]

What's it like in hell

[@livedandletdie]

Me too, Genocide and the ill treatment of lower beings is an interesting topic. Well at least compared to cars.

[@lehanjones242]

Same lol

[@andrewvanderpool5082]

It wasnt that bad

[@BigT.Larrity]

Evelyn It was pretty bad.

[@internziko]

Omg "why do ya gotta ask so many god damb questions?!?" Made me laugh so hard I woke up my sleeping wife at 3am.. Lmao!

[@teemo1013]

r/thathappened

[@Andrew-zm8gh]

@@teemo1013 That is absolutely a reasonable thing to have happen.

[@FooxTru]

@@teemo1013 r/whatssounbelieveableaboutit

[@arborealblazer283]

My favorite part is the care in the captions. "Thanks Illuminati! :3" [Undescribable Illuminati talk while D turns into a reptilian] "Thanks Tostitos® by FritoLay!"

[@jorap8579]

This was a really good explanation and well edited! The red car on the right also brakes a half second before the car in front of the dashcam. Subbed.

[@Zeralgim]

We use arrows in our lights here in europe (well, at least in nordic countries). I bet that is just russian thing, not european.

[@MrKasugano]

In each country region & street districts of our country there are random traffic lights designs. Very bad work of our department. F**k up every time they make new s**t going.

[@feefeee]

To americans, everything white and not holding gun is european

[@Shooter__Andy]

...It is an arrow. It's just that the camera is so shitty and the conditions are so bad that the light from the traffic light and the light from the arrow are just one big indecipherable glare. Also, because the traffic light seems to be an old model, with just a green lightbulb and a tinted glass window, instead of more modern multiple light-diode traffic lights. I'm from Russia if you doubt my knowledge of the foreign traffic light shapes, btw :3

[@Nyghtfall]

***** but.. CD isn't american

[@nacoran]

***** That's not true. It might also be Australian.

[@PaperThePenguin]

I just found this channel yesterday and its already my favorite channel!!!

[@YuriMarkarov]

"why do you gotta ask so many goddamn questions?" hahaha . Your show is great.

[@N0gai]

Not everyone in Europe has that kind of lights, just saying.

[@rjtimmerman2861]

100th like!

[@Hopskocz]

I never seen this stuff before.

[@Марсель-ж5ч]

We use arrows too, the light just looks blobby here

[@mikeoxlong6468]

Oof I'm very late. But it seems the bongs are getting mad. :0

[@BreadSanta]

Definitely not in germany, we have arrows. Both traffic lights glowing in the shape of an arrow (turn in that direction, nobody is allowed to get in your way) as well as the rare green arrow signs (You may turn in that direction, usually right, at a red light if you're not getting in anybody's way)

[@proxy1035]

3:49 but european streetlights use arrows...

[@archerking2784]

Proxy Maybe it’s in the Asian part of Russia

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

@Eric Miret it’s like regions, they all follow an overall encompassing law, but have separate, small differences, like different street lights.

[@ExploringNew1]

No because even in Asia I see arrows for green lights.

[@Mrqwertar]

We freaking do use arrows in Russia, but the overall video is blurred. Also the arrow is often backlit by the same type of the bulb that is installed in the main green light (the majority of the traffic lights in Russia used lightbulbs & not LEDs until pretty much 2014)

[@rodolfobeguiristain]

The cool part about finding a cool youtuber that has been making videos for 10 years is that there are so many old videos to watch while you wait for new uploads. Good god I'll be entertained for ever!

[@MizaT11]

Dude, how the hey have I never heard of you!? This channel is darn awesome, I LOVE your editing skills and overall style of these videos! Definitely unique and different, you REALLY deserve more views/subscribers.

[@joshcantrell8397]

The words you were looking for were hell and damn. Even if you substitute them with hey and darn. You’re still meaning the same thing.

[@MizaT11]

@@joshcantrell8397 ok?

[@Blackholebirb]

@@joshcantrell8397 dang, who the heck upset you?

[@joshcantrell8397]

@@Blackholebirb damn, who the fuck upset you?

[@joshcantrell8397]

@@MizaT11 I just really dislike people substituting words for cuss words, when they are conveying the same meaning. Why say darn, when you’re obviously meaning to say damn?

[@H4Jack]

3:05 when the teacher is asking you for the awnser

[@Craft2299]

I love your videos, its super rare that you put out new ones. But do it whenever.

[@ironicanimations]

3:04 I am laughing so hard at his reaction XD

[@brendangibbons6436]

Your timing and delivery is impeccable!! Entertaining as shit, keep it up!!

[@FatLikeKessel]

Just found this incredible channel about 3 days ago This is the exact kind of video I wanted to watch when I first heard of KZbin. Underrated is an understatement 2021

[@iejjeeeeeedjsnckdsn]

Your pronunciation of 'Chelyabinsk' is perfect

[@amendavita6065]

iejjeeeeeedjsnckdsn Well he IS Latvian

[@visagemsc]

I NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!!!

[@jamesisaac7684]

His father is a commie.

[@theangrycheeto]

He speaks Russian.

[@Demiglitch]

Or should i say, gracias

[@Meekmillan]

Always wanted to know the exact way this was done. Glad I recently found your channel! Watched about 20 vids in 2 days. Super addicting and I’m trying to figure out your actual relationship with Holly. Like a running subplot to every new video

[@Pyrolonn]

Love the monster girl hidden behind the tree. Is that the first time Capt D. gets animated?

[@CaptainDisillusion]

Not the first time! I was also animated in this episode: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKCYqIaVebGssM0

[@raphasage]

Just met the channel thanks to mark rober, and you channel is simply amazing! So well written and entertaining. This internet discovery really made my day! s2

[@rock2world4u]

Your way of translating russian is really accurate :-D

[@zamirstuff]

Well, apparently that's his mother tongue

[@dysamoria]

I have a sense of self-satisfaction having figured this out when you showed it in your "Being right on the internet" talk. Good video. Good videos.

[@MylesJP]

Please make this a more regular thing! If you hunt around on the weird side of KZbin there's some oddly convincing stuff, even to a skeptic. Can they *all* be BS?

[@valhar2000]

Some of those videos are professionally made, for movies or adverts, and they are very good. People then take the videos, remove some parts, shuffle other parts around, make up weird histories for them, and post them. Then, you see a very convincing video, supposedly created with a phone camera, and it never occurs to you that it was made by a well funded team of professionals.

[@JoeSchmoer]

Lorenzo Benito " for movies or adverts" I just want to point out that if something isn't being obviously advertised, it's likely the artists themselves being advertised. It's not uncommon for under-employed professionals in this over-saturated field to try to get attention from viral videos, which they can point to when applying for jobs, or the video itself can sometimes even lead to job offers.

[@MylesJP]

Lorenzo Benito True. But you can only take VFX so far. Shaky cell phone footage is nearly impossible to motion track and match blur. Maybe it's like magicians though, debating how they did it is half the fun.

[@valhar2000]

Aunt Jemima Is it really? I have no experience editing video, but it seems to me that if the shakier the footage is, the harder it becomes for the human to differentiate the shaking caused by the camera from the shaking caused by the video editor not doing it right.

[@aegisgfx]

Yep, they are all BS. Know why? Cuz youtube pays for the hits and views you get, so the better your fake is the more viewers you will get and the more MONEY you get. Always follow the money, an old cop trick I learned when I was a fake cop.

[@Thomas_Deering_King]

One of my favorite channels. Please keep making them!

[@stevestarcke]

The captain amazes at so many levels. Simply awesome technology. Cringe nerdy delivery. It blows my mind. I have never seen such an awesome delivery with such a humble delivery. I am in awe.

[@HNfilms]

The video that got me hooked on this channel. Been watching for 6 years now

[@troncrash7912]

"Let's enhance the audio" hardbass in the background:

[@xdjrockstar]

Ahh, my first Captain D video, such a great one. Thanks Reddit! Now I can't stop!

[@MegaMGstudios]

This guy can perfectly act out an awkward conversation, and I love it

[@ralpheinstein2507]

Finally, thanks a lot cd. This is what i have been waiting for.

[@kaylareid6160]

Captain Disillusion: "Hey kids!" "Why do you have to ask so many goddamn questions?!"

[@gengarvenom]

After watching the H3 podcast, I can appreciate this video even more knowing that you did the translation yourself.

[@herrkatzegaming]

Alan, you make great content. I hate fake videos and love them being debunked.

[@ur_localdumblonde]

I like fake videos SO THAT Alan can debunk them 😂

[@1Peasant]

But there was no one in the car 😮

[@N1ghtR1der666]

I have been impressed with your videos so far but this one takes the cake for most impressive analysis

[@Snitzel123123]

THIS IS A PERFECT CHANNEL!!!!!@@@ I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE!!!

[@inferno7181]

SPAAAAACE

[@inferno7181]

SPAAAAACE

[@YCCCm7]

+inferno The one time where KZbin doubled comments bug is welcome.

[@shmackydoo]

binged your channel for like 5 hours. no shame

[@jarhead9997]

After he says or should I say at 5:08 rewind ten seconds by double tapping and it matches perfectly

[@GAND-OZZ]

Lol

[@newpageone]

“Why do you gotta ask so many goddamn questions?” Sometimes it’s just a well-delivered line from Captain D that makes me crack up.

[@myworstenemy680]

Dammit, I was certain the Russian Government had vehicle teleportation technology. : (

[@BramLoL]

Those last 30 seconds are pure comedy gold. Well played!

[@zirizo]

1:31 Where did it come from where did it go where did it come from ghost car joe

[@theresnobodyhere5474]

yes

[@stickmanshenanigians]

5:22 when my identical clones escape the basement and start walking around upstairs when I'm about to walk off screen

[@StYxXx]

European turn signal? Never seen this in Germany. We have arrows (more like the US ones) :D

[@nikolas__]

+StYxXx Same in Greece, maybe it's a Russian thing :P

[@tomb4250]

+nikos9321 im sure it is 😂

[@1010ZZZ1010]

+StYxXx It has arrow too, I suppose it's just crappy videoquality so it looks like just a green spot. At leat this is how it looks pddmaster.ru/img/title/title100910.jpg no any fancy shapes

[@DrZugoola88]

its not european its russian

[@chepushila1]

StYxXx just a shitty camera. There is an arrow.

[@wyvrennemacdaniels6813]

I cannot help it. I have been binging your videos!

[@JoeMikeGent]

I was nice and ready to go to bed. Then I saw this on my sub feed. What is sleep.

[@TheForlornDreams]

i was too, then i refreshed my subscriptions and said "Holy shit! CAPn D!!"

[@AmyAnnLand]

At least it’s only 5 minutes long. Hopefully in the last 3 years you got some sleep.

[@samflameking]

I was waiting this video for ages

[@InsaneLaughter01]

I just got in trouble for waking my dad. I was laughing too hard. XDDDD

[@AmyAnnLand]

I’ve seen this on Reddit a hundred times. Thank you for explaining it! It had been killing me.

[@Aralc638]

5:13 That actually happened! A 13th floor in my old apartment complex didn’t exist XD

[@entity_meme8423]

13th is usually a 'bad number'. Not saying nobody likes it, it's just linked to bad luck. Ever wonder why it's 'Friday the *13th*'?

[@alleghanyonce]

It’s actually very common for floors to be omitted from buildings like that

[@rayyyes]

Great channel. Great editing. You need more views. You need more subs.

[@TheOiVeh]

Captain Disillusion should have more subscribers than PewdiePie inmho

[@sciblastofficial9833]

Oi Veh We appreciate your like for him, but I prefer him lower than Pewdiepie and higher than T Series

[@lLostGems]

Just found this channel and have been watching for hours, you're so cool

[@PS3pwns]

he never explained why there was no one in the car.

[@thefbiman7404]

bad video quality

[@modernfamilygaming1407]

If you ever get a sponsor im going to buy 10 of whatever it is. Keep it up Captain!

[@botyoutube119]

Спасибо за новое видео !!!

[@bibrik5503]

Нашёл

[@botyoutube119]

@@bibrik5503 что ?

[@bibrik5503]

Комментарии на русском языке

[@aidanb3798]

This channel doesn't change and I love it

[@DyslexicGamer]

Isn't that the truth most mysteries in life are merely misunderstanding and can easily be explained

[@CoilFYZX]

He took the time...........to translate enhanced Audio?! Oh my woooooooooooord! Greatest channel ever...informative and entertaining!

[@Scorpionwacom]

Captain D, thanks for another video! And welcome to Russia. I’m looking forward to see more. As your saying goes: “Любите всем сердцем, а в остальном полагайтесь на голову!”

[@nithinanand2517]

1M subscribers! Congrats Cap D

[@kenalmars534]

"no one in the car" really scared me

[@omgnobrain]

I'm on a binge (again) and I completely forgot that I've been saying "Or should I say, Gracias!" thanks to this video.

[@n0va25000]

"European turn signal" Never seen any like that in the EU, and we're in Russia ? Let's settle for Russian turn signal alright ?

[@Demiglitch]

n0va25000 Europe was a thing before the European Union, hence the name

[@cait6775]

The reason it doesn’t look like anyone’s driving the car is because in Europe the driving wheel is on the other side, and because it was raining the window fogged up slightly.

[@oreofudgeman]

I hate cars I wanted to talk about apartheid

[@Andi-fh5lh]

Did you just insult my culture?11!!!1!11!! how dare you do that!111!!!1 Didn't your mommy teach you not to insult other peoples interests??????!11???

[@cualquier6cosa]

I too prefered apartheid but i took to long to read and ended up looking at the car sign.

[@HillsHurricks314]

your endings are the best bruv!

[@Music7Ada]

1:31 Where did it go? Where did it come from? GOSHT CAR JOE!

[@skyeplays1772]

I dont understand the reference

[@stevestarcke]

Thanks!

[@yeezyyankie324]

0:30 Me who wanted Apartheid Thomas has never seen such bullshit before

[@jay_mem]

The subtitles for the end are great [bonk] [thud, thud]

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Wasn't there another car video where it's a cop who stops someone at night and they just phase through a wall like a ghost?

[@mikeoxlong6468]

Oop' I'm late. Anyways, the guy that was running from the cops did not teleport though the fence, he did ran into it, but the bottom of the fence was not bolted/fixed properly. (There is already a video that debunked this, I believe it was a news channel that did that) but anyways, he just ran into the fence, I guess he knew about it or didn't care since a fence like that can't stop a 1k+ pound car traveling at 30+ miles. So when the car was all the way through the fence closed back up.

[@kadenboyle4345]

H3h3 brought me here and i loved hearing you on the podcast. Great work man really you do some great stuff.

[@MyNameBaboo]

Yo.. What the hell?!!?! I chose apartheid.

[@theashennamedjerry3203]

What kind of game are you playing here, boi.

[@TNRPISIQ]

I subscribed to his channel back in 2011 with my other account, just realized hes still around. Thanks for staying the same, Thanks for sticking around, Youre the savior of youtube

[@scarletthread4921]

CD: Where did it come from? Me: don’t do it.. My brain: WhErE dId It Go WhErE dId It CoMe FrOm CoTtOn EyE jOe