Ryan Gosling Takes The Colbert Questionert

[@mansoorahmad1489]

" Do you lick around the edges? That is none of your business. Sir " May be the greatest line ever delivered on Network TV.

[@clothilde1623]

He said it so quickly too! Total gut reaction 😂

[@lorraineharris4093]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@brendanroberts4866]

You need to get a life.

[@rose_and_thorns]

FACTS 😆

[@Greg-om2hb]

A gentleman never licks and tells.

[@Dr_Bombay]

i have waited YEARS for someone to say "man" is the scariest animal, because it's true. Ryan wins.

[@jeffclement2468]

I'm pretty sure that was Jeff Goldblum's answer too.

[@AttackStart]

Tigers.

[@coolcat8b]

Yes, yes, yes, and yes! Each time I say "Man" but they never heard me, until Ryan. This Ryan is a great Ryan! Eva's a pretty lucky gal! 🥰

[@viviangod_win]

@@jeffclement2468he did. Guess everyone else forgot 🥱

[@viviangod_win]

‘Twas Andre 3000 but he said “humans” kzbin.info/www/bejne/eovTZa1rZslql5Ysi=_8eHa2xIgjIdcBv2

[@Raydarr8]

those are some of the most atypical responses i've heard, love it.

[@StewChicken42]

No matter how many likes it gets, your comment is underrated.😂👍🏽

[@elizabethrider22]

He thinks like me! And dog's paws smell like saltine crackers.....

[@orlaspring363]

"Run it by Eva first." That's how you stay happily married, son.

[@adriantrusca1245]

That's how you lose your balls, son. Simp.

[@LilySteph1949]

Ava

[@akshaykumarreddy909]

@@LilySteph1949 Its Eva only

[@adamgarrick3778]

Yeah, if you're a simp.

[@baconx6476]

@@adamgarrick3778 Colloquially, we call those "married men".

[@presceskys]

He broke the questionnaire! Best answers ever. 🎤 ⬇️

[@VanGoWanderlust]

Yup. Colbert has to retire that question because there can be no other answer.

[@Inferno-Dante]

@@VanGoWanderlustfor which one?

[@keithkoenig5320]

Maybe he didn't GET the questionnaire.

[@redadamearth]

You do know they rehearse this beforehand, with scripted answers, right? Nothing you see on these shows is spontaneous.

[@kemurikat9728]

As far as I know, Robert De Niro may have been the only guest to prepare his answers beforehand. Of course, nothing prevents a guest from doing their own research. 😁👍

[@strinidadcontigo8617]

This Ken has Brains, Humor, Humbleness, and looks. Loves his wife.

[@HarMoneyKah]

And his mom ❤

[@actualkarenokboomer3158]

He was so cute when asked about the "People Magazine" video of Eva at 50. He said they only needed her, but he understood having those other women in it. They remind me of Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. They were married for 50s years, and I remember seeing him on "The Tonight Show" after they had been married for a couple of decades or so. Johnny asked if he had ever cheated on Joanne and he said, "why would I go out for a hamburger if I have steak at home?"

[@QueeneAllie]

Humility. The word for humbleness is humility.

[@davidserlin8097]

How did no one think to say “ice cream sandwich” before? Genius move, Ryan!

[@andrewcrowder4958]

Agreed, but Jeff Goldblum’s answer was the best so far…

[@loandbehold5178]

I’ve been saying ice cream sandwich (in my head) for the longest time. Finally, Ryan got it right! 😂

[@betsymoore1712]

Brilliant or he knows the test from previous guests. Who cares …. This guy is too smart and adorable.

[@slyasleep]

plenty of great answers

[@patokev3691]

Its all prepared beforehand.

[@ElaThana]

Not one boring answer. He is perfect in every way.

[@graceburrell8800]

He is SO VERY SHARP in every way. Amazing.

[@47imagine]

That's because he knows the questions beforehand

[@lindarockafellow5058]

Yes, very intelligent and clever!

[@andresbarriga5305]

@@47imagine We all do. Not all would go with those clever answers.

[@47imagine]

@andresbarriga5305 Oh please, stop being a simp. CLEVER?!

[@BariLax]

how is this dude so charismatic wtf

[@Silverbirchleaf]

Loves and respects his mother and his wife... Loves the smell of dog paws. What a guy 😂👌🏻

[@bonita1228]

Makes me like him even more ❤❤❤

[@516throwapot]

NOT A DUDE ITS A WOMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Sam_Ardern_II]

He doesn't have a wife

[@47imagine]

You forgot smugness.

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

@@516throwapot women is plural for woman.

[@lifeisgoodll]

Ryan Gosling is pure charm shining through mischievous twinkling eyes 🩶

[@terrysampson94]

That is the best Colbert Questionaire yet! They played off each other perfectly. Ryan was sharp as a tack!

[@fionam7768]

Can you imagine dinner with the two of them and a bottle of wine?? They'd keep each other amused for hours just for the pleasure of making the other one laugh - far too smart for their own good, both of them 😂😂😂

[@AndosaGosabu]

Tacks are not sharp

[@annettespradlin4945]

Have you ever stepped on one?

[@Brandon-br7tc]

@@fionam7768 They are definitely both quite comedically clever in a particularly sharp manner

[@kemurikat9728]

@@fionam7768 I’d love to be a witness to that long conversation! 🤩

[@Pamela-d9m]

I like his answer to: “what happens when we die?” Ryan said, “We wake up.” Very prophetic ❤

[@ewanhall7880]

Showing two fingers before saying 2 was genius

[@jeil5676]

The number was 69, obviously.

[@livb6945]

Actually no, it wasnt

[@heymantea]

Yeah that's why it worked so well! 🎉

[@kemurikat9728]

Two guests had mentioned ‘3’ … and Colbert replied ‘interesting’ to both. 🧐 Wonder if ‘2’ is number? 🤔😮 Also, I liked John Oliver’s guess of ‘42.’ 😆🌟

[@christinegipple1207]

Only Ryan can pull off a yellow suit with total class. ❤ his answers show his emotional intelligence and depth. Love this man!

[@deborahchasteen3206]

Among white actors, Andrew Scott could as well.

[@Initwithlove]

Ryan Gosling for president😂😂😂

[@odradekk]

This guy has that old Hollywood magic

[@MothGirl007]

He does.

[@jwvandegronden]

Absolutely! Never thought of it that way but you’re spot on!!

[@annarousiadou784]

Yeah he gives me Erol Flynn vibes on the face … Ryan must be the nicest there is

[@elainerempel1613]

With Renaissance intelligence!💕💕

[@joanappleton8876]

Ryan Gosling crushed this, best answers ever! He is so funny, intelligent, and charismatic…and seems humble. He loves his mom and wife, and is very talented, sings, dances, and acts. Gorgeous, too, wow.

[@kuederle]

Finally. He's the first guest to answer "the mosquito" which indeed kills the most people every year. Was waiting for this since the first Colbert Questionert. 😂

[@jojoj3056]

Actually it’s probably his first answer: man.

[@christopherweise438]

Yep....i would agree. We ARE the most dangerous.

[@kuederle]

@@jojoj3056 Yeah, both great answers.

[@kilmer009]

I wouldn't doubt if Gosling was an INTP or such. He's obviously scientific/logical in mind and thinks very outside the box, not afraid to be different with the peacocking and probably aims for the non-standard. Very similar to my reality so I found it hugely entertaining.

[@susanb4816]

But does that make mosquitoes the scariest? I will show you two tents, one with mosquito and the other with a grizzly. Chose

[@mary-janem1535]

He's so great! Witty, quick retorts, smart, kind, warm. I love him.

[@tammyd.970]

Is he not the most charming and infectious man working today? I swear every time I see him, I admire him more. He's just so... sigh. What fantastic answers, exactly what I would expect from him!

[@kimscioloro]

I know, he's like the PERFECT man!!

[@tammyd.970]

@@kimscioloro I don't want to say that, because I'm sure he's not perfect. I just can't imagine how he isn't though!!? 😆 I'm glad to know I'm not alone in my inappropriate crush... 😄🥰

[@emilyl1804]

But he is a Canadian :) makes me appreciate him that much more ❤

[@aarons3014]

He took it seriously. He almost broke down when he could smell his dog again.

[@KathyKirchhoff]

He is perfectly everything.❤

[@kayladawn]

"We wake up" yes, yes indeed we do. Finally, someone who KNOWS 💫

[@1chrisanderson]

I wanted them to dig in on that one but def too deep for a live audience

[@kayladawn]

@@1chrisanderson right 😁

[@seppyq3672]

I was curious what he would say as a former mormon. Lol

[@truthseeker7041]

Nobody knows anything about that question because nobody came back after dying... But i like the different opinions on this subject...

[@kayladawn]

@@truthseeker7041 wrong.

[@mocha_churro]

I love that Ryan and Eva are now comfortable being more expressive in public about their relationship. They kept it low key for a long time.

[@kemurikat9728]

Agreed. They’re still adamantly private about their personal life…but maybe when their children are older…we might see them out in public (hopefully) together at events? Also, I’d absolutely ❤ it if they did another movie together! 😊

[@maiush19]

I love Ryan!! 😂😂😂 "Run it by Eva First" Genius!!!!!

[@stacybishop3484]

Damn you Gosling! Every time I see a. new interview with you I love you even more! Best answers ever❤❤❤

[@daniels.os.]

Honestly, he delivered so many thoughtful answers. Philosophy in every pun, truth in every word. He amazes me. 😮 Right from the beginning we shined with bright analysis.

[@jasonjimerson7046]

This is one of the best Questionert segments ever! Dang you, Ryan!

[@47imagine]

Not really. Unless you Iike smug.

[@DavidEFarner]

@@47imagineSome prefer bitter.

[@NateConklin]

This is the truth.

[@amberbanuelos7053]

“… but an apple, you can make a bong out of.” Gosling gave so many brilliant responses in this questionnaire, but this one nearly made me spit my water out 😂

[@kemurikat9728]

Gosling is now the third member of the ‘Apple bong’ club. 😂 George Clooney and Jane Fonda proudly answered the same way. 😆👍🌟

[@sherrinunya4079]

Yes, we did it way back in the day! 😄💙✌🏽

[@NicoleAZ145]

The perfect man doesn’t exist- ok yes he does.

[@nancilane5069]

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Ryan Gosling! "Run it by Eva first."

[@eduarDOGames560]

Shes the boss ! 😂

[@phillipbaker1950]

Happy wife. Happy life.

[@geoTdz]

I would say Eva made him raise like that

[@daemenoth]

This is maybe the best questionert so far. It was super casual and way funnier and more interesting answers than I would have guessed.

[@DianaS586]

Ice cream! So outside the box. Love it! Love Ryan and Stephen together. They’re both so witty it’s fun to watch. Some of the best answers to the questionnaire.

[@rikkiechambers4959]

The ice cream sandwich answer makes him a winner in my book .. but he had a few good answers ! I really enjoy this silly segment please never stop doing it ❤

[@sammyt3514]

Gosling is equal parts smart/witty and funny, and his answers bear that out; one of the most enjoyable Colbert Questionert segments I've seen. His answer to the question about licking around the edges alone puts him in the witty responses hall of fame

[@calico27]

Right when they were discussing cats or dogs, I walked into my bedroom and saw my baby girl (cat) sleeping so cutely ..I had to go to her and quietly announce myself, she opened 1 eye in acknowledgement - so I could kiss her face and then bury my face in her belly fuzz for 3 seconds. All the tension and anxiety of the day just melts away after that. She usually starts purring around the 2 seconds. She is 13 years old now and she has let me do these for the last 5 or so years. It is amazing and she's my darling princess!!!!

[@Initwithlove]

Love you for that❤❤❤

[@Jillians1025]

Awe. Kitty belly fuzz has got to be one of the most adorable things I've heard recently 😂

[@gracebaumgarten8900]

My baby Chloe is 15, and I do the same as you. Scoop up her up gently when she’s asleep and kiss her and put her down and she purrs. The best. ❤️

[@sergios680]

I interviewed my mom at a restaurant with the Colbert Questionnaire tonight. Stephen, she was so happy. Thank you. ❤️

[@kanak4198]

I've been waiting for someone to say "man" for scariest animal. finally!

[@AntoinetteSarpong]

Andre 3000 said it first but respect to them both

[@greenpurple4427]

Yep agreed. Man is the scariest animal! After hearing his answers made me like him even more!

[@nimue325]

Humans (with backup mosquitoes) is my own answer, which was such a surprise on the heels of the absolutely revelatory ice cream sandwich. I’m shaken…

[@Dr_Bombay]

@@AntoinetteSarpong wait, did he?? i must have missed that one! Now i need to go find that one. i've wanted someone to say that for ages.

[@AntoinetteSarpong]

@@Dr_Bombay kzbin.info/www/bejne/eovTZa1rZslql5Ysi=CjDj0pCZEBWkLlJi

[@jblakeinc]

That was a masterclass in professional rizz levels, my friends.

[@mario98730]

The cinematic pause after ice cream was to die for lol

[@Rugelacharugula]

He’d definitely thought that one out

[@jeffclement2468]

I had to pause for a moment (I think everybody did) before I realised that's a thing. Clever.

[@mishka8180]

His admiration for his mom and partner makes him a great guy!!

[@a.proust]

Gosling the coolest✨

[@007Julie]

Eva’s such a lucky woman, I wish them all the happiness in the world. Ryan’s so silly yet such a gentleman, the perfect blend.

[@Stumble730]

Probably the best and most creative answers I‘ve heard! Bravo

[@sharonmedeiros9819]

That was the funniest most clever SC survey ever! Ryan is so charming and witty! 💕

[@ravaanighaemmaghamy64]

That was the Best Colbert Questionnaire episode Ever. Love Ryan's answers. ❤

[@justkiddingly]

"...they've been working on this one for millions of years." 😂

[@chefdianenomore]

The first one to give the correct answer to the most dangerous animal question. Also, I'd like to adopt Ryan as my nephew.

[@TabethaAurochs]

So long did I wait for the correct scariest animal question, it was not until Andre 3000 finally dropped his 1st solo album-of Instrumental Flute music-and answered the scariest animal question correctly a few months ago. Ryan is the second to get that Questionert question correct, and he gets extra credit for mosquitos. Also, dog paw smell (I think they smell like Fritos) is the correct Best Smell.

[@bobxyzp]

Also finally the second most dangerous animal, I dont think anyone has said mosquitoes yet either

[@tiwantiwaabibiman2603]

Actually the question was what's the scariest animal.

[@chefdianenomore]

@@tiwantiwaabibiman2603 Same answer

[@Dee-x9f]

Yes! I've been waiting for that answer for several years now! Isn't it obvious?

[@jepipie]

He is so funny. I can’t get enough of his interviews.

[@eszterk8394]

for such a silly bit this one really stands out - what fucking great answers!

[@jessicaalmazan5447]

This one was the best one yet!! It doesn't hurt that he's so darn cute!😊

[@MaidenHelll]

2:00 Do u lick around the edges? _that is none of your business sir_ 😅

[@fionam7768]

Best answer ever.

[@reneedonahey7023]

😂😂😂

[@Mandrake591]

Hilarious, best answers by anyone! 😂

[@Rugelacharugula]

🎤 ⬇️

[@TheOneSoulMate_]

He is so quick. Sharp and hilarious

[@AndiNewtonian]

Thank you for saying good things about cats. They get so much hate from so many people, but they're such wonderful pets. Seriously, after a bad day, there's nothing as relaxing as having a cat lay on you and purr. 🥰

[@gracebaumgarten8900]

Absolutely 🥰

[@DanielBoonelight]

*lie on you

[@AndiNewtonian]

@@DanielBoonelight Oooooookay. 🙄

[@ninemoonplanet]

Ryan certainly shows where he was brought up and how well his parents did to raise him. Few people know where he was born. He's a decent guy.

[@msjackson6131]

He is great. Us Canadians know he’s one of us🇨🇦❤️❤️

[@tammyd.970]

it was just his mom, actually. And we all know he's Canadian. We sure do love their exported men... lol!

[@susancampbell703]

Canada!!!!!!!!

[@scottsamways7899]

London Ontario

[@MonctonRad]

@@scottsamways7899 fun fact. His costar in “The Notebook”(Rachel McAdam) is also from London, Ontario.

[@kristiannelson1851]

0:19 - Did no one catch the "...and I'm not "Ken-fused" about any of it..."

[@BabySmurf5921]

Ryan Gosling just gave the best stoner like answers! Lol he brought more than enuff kenergy for this!

[@djdissi]

Now that you mention it, you're right! Those ARE the best stoner answers!

[@dwalesska]

I was like, is he talking to me? haha

[@frankmalinaro9700]

..I didn't think I could love this guy more ...he's brilliant on top of being so talented !

[@KathyKirchhoff]

I totally agree❤

[@iDOGu]

Dog's paws!! I'm glad someone finally said it!

[@Ken-rq9xr]

The first time I snuggle my Bird babbsie was ten years before scientists announced dianasors where still amongst us. Birds smell like lizards.😮🤓😸🦜

[@benhsu5835]

All great answers, and finished strong with "Run it by Eva first" 🤣🤣🤣

[@erinclark4213]

I thought he guessed Stephen's number with pi! The best Colbert questionnaire responses ever ❤

[@KarldeRavin]

Yeah I also think he might have gotten it. Stephen always says no right away. It’s a pity we didn’t get to hear the rest of his response, though it was probably just a food joke

[@angelapancella6063]

He didn't guess pi though, he said "and it's not pi..." as if to immediately discount it. I'm pretty sure now that that's the right answer...if only I was given the Colbert Questionert!

[@LidiaScherArt]

He is adorable. Such smart answers!

[@cynthia4326]

Love The Colbert Questionnaire & these 2 Gents.

[@cindyb5947]

He’s stunning charming! My fav line “Run it by Eva first” 😍 wow! I’m in love with this guy…

[@noobicorn_gamer]

No Retreat No Surrender WTF RYAN THAT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST CHILDHOOD MOVIES I REMEMBER TO THIS DAY. Wooooow. I love this man to the end.

[@Popcultureguy3000]

It’s fun, but also very cheesy. I saw the MST3K Live version of it, and the best Riff they did was when “Bruce Lee” comes out and leaves the darkness he was silhouetted by “Oh, he’s not even close”. Biggest laugh Joel and the Bots got all night.

[@Frank.E.Valley]

I've never seen it, but I didn't realize how close it was to that Chuck Norris movie "Sidekicks"

[@johnnyOsburn6078]

My favorite too. They want to reboot the movie we need to get Ryan on this project what can we do?

[@mdestwo]

Two of my favorite people to listen to. And Ryan comes up with so many instant classic Questionert answers. Ice cream. Dogs’ paws. That is none of your business, sir. Brilliant!

[@lorraineharris4093]

😂😂😂 .. and he still said it with manners saying “Sir” at the end !! 🤣🤣🤣♥️. Too Funny !! 😆😆

[@samuelsan5050]

World's most underrated actor and human being - Ryan Gosling. It's impossible to reveal/capture all the funny, intelligent, genuine, goodness of him in a single movie or interview. It takes a lifetime, I mean , it's a process we all get to enjoy 👍👌👌

[@suzeinthecity]

He’s not underrated at all. He’s extremely well regarded. I think people just say that when they really like something.

[@samuelsan5050]

​@@suzeinthecityYes I like him that's why I took time to write a comment on the video. Yes he is underrated. It's true. I don't need u to correct me 😂

[@KathyKirchhoff]

I totally agree!❤

[@Mia7189]

Man, Ryan Gosling is not only Hella talented, but tremendously clever. He's AMAZING!!!

[@adrianhough5059]

Ok they were the coolest answers so far for the questionnaire

[@jiannamiamor]

I love ryan gosling in every interview he does, he just oozes a huge heart and authenticity with a deep intelligence that matches no other! Don't ever change!

[@KathyKirchhoff]

He is an exceptional everything❤

[@Mariepanimdim-vk1nq]

Push it by salt n pepper 🤣i love 💙that song ! Love ryan soooo much ! Can't wait to see The Fall Guy

[@document6]

3:25 omg .. honestly I don’t think anyone has mastered the questionnaire as well, ever 😂😂😂

[@ErlCamat]

This is probably the best Colbert Questionnaire. EVER! Thank you, Ryan Gosling!

[@MayaCostley]

I think all his answers showed creativity and genius. He has an exceptional and creative mind.

[@clairealderwood1928]

A man who loves his wife.

[@debbyfronke3227]

fears his wife!

[@Keyspoet27]

​​@@debbyfronke3227That's NOT fear. That's true love and respect. Admirable.

[@karenninascott]

A man who loves his dog.

[@pineappledad]

Dude is one of the most likable people out there. I love it.

[@oltedders]

The best answers of any celebrity Colbert has interviewed.

[@TheRandomBits431]

"Run it by Ava First"!! good one Ryan!

[@savannahm.laurentian1286]

Can we keep him, please?🙂 Gotta love the Goz.💕👏

[@DavidEFarner]

I promise I’ll walk him and feed him and bathe him and pet him and love him… PLEEEEEEZE???

[@tretower57]

@@DavidEFarnerI’m sorry, but the answer is no. Some animals just aren’t meant to be kept. Ryan is like a shark - He needs to keep circulating or he’ll perish.

[@neffanie]

the dog paw smell answer melted my heart

[@beverlykrejsa5709]

Fritos

[@DavidRobertson-pk4ld]

Love the Gosling!!! So funny and witty…

[@pc0736]

Damn! The very definition of not just a pretty face. I bow to you Gosling.

[@document6]

Hands down the best ever questionnaire Ryan knocked it out of the park and then across state lines ❤❤❤❤❤

[@KathyKirchhoff]

❤❤❤❤

[@paulvargas2609]

Ryan you are not only talented but a funny and charming human being!!!

[@ioanaalina5583]

That's it. That is the perfect Colbert Quiestionert interview, through and through

[@LilySteph1949]

He is genuinely original and so funny😂 sweet too best wishes to you Ryan and your family

[@carinmiller9211]

One of the best Colbert Questionnaire's yet! 😂❤😅

[@benjaminj.kreger-creative8001]

This might be the best questionnaire ever! It’s at least the most original answers anyone has given

[@mindtheprivacy]

This man is incredibly smart 🤓 and witty!

[@love4Cook]

Ryan absolutely smashed this. How is he so funny and charming?

[@giovannam7]

He’s more adorable every time i see him😍🥰❤️❤️❤️

[@KathyKirchhoff]

❤❤

[@cheryllaguardia931]

I do feel like I know him better, and I like him all the better for it. A thoughtful, intelligent man.

[@xxxxxsero]

We need Nice Guys 2, Ryan! We needs now!!!

[@jennamalone2092]

Omg. I'd LOVE for them to make a sequel to the Nice Guys! 1 of the funniest performances Ryan has ever given.

[@frenchiesaparis5741]

Yes! I loved Ryan & Russell together

[@jennamalone2092]

@@frenchiesaparis5741 Me too. They played off of each other so perfectly in The Nice Guys. Definitely need a sequel to it.

[@CODDE117]

I LOVE the Colbert Questionnaire. It's so absurdly funny, but actually insightful.

[@gilpinsteven]

Most lovable human being on the planet, and a fantastically talented actor and musician.

[@KathyKirchhoff]

Totally Agree❤❤❤

[@ginniesoh]

I love his answers! ❤

[@theplourde]

that last answer.... SMART MAN RIGHT THERE

[@MaidenHelll]

Best sandwich: ice cream First concert: Elvis Perry (his uncle as Elvis) Scariest animal: man or mosquitoes Apples or oranges: oranges prevent scurvy, but apples can be bongs First autograph: Angela Bassett What happens when we die: we wake up Favourite action movie: no retreat no surrender Window or aisle: window on exit row Favourite smell:dogs paws Least favourite smell: flower water, keypad of a razor phone Earliest memory: how cool his mom is for making a wedding cake with a waterfall on it Cats or dogs: live with a cat play with a dog Song for life: push it by salt n Pepa What Number am I thinking of: Pi Rest of life in 5 words: run it by Eva first

[@Michelle-pd3ke]

is this whole show scripted cause how can the answers be this amazing

[@kemJ]

Loved the answer “Run it by Eva first”. If Mama ain’t happy-nobody’s happy. 💯true 👍🏼

[@Powermass]

LOVED the banter! ❤😂

[@portcitykathy]

OMG his interviews are the best! I was literally slapping my sore!, “Run It By Eva First”?! That is priceless! And the licking of the ice cream sandwich?! 🤣🤣🤣 Eva darlin’ I am so jealous!

[@joannejohnson7006]

I love how these two love their wives