When a Normal Guy Thinks The Matrix is After Him

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Don’t forget to throw a sub 🤘 and also follow the boyscast KZbin.com/theboyscast

[@jayp3570]

love hearing you and Danny throw ideas around on boyscast, then see the video become real

[@skeetorkiftwon]

About-T

[@skeetorkiftwon]

"Chad" can you give it a try? Lol

[@thisguy1397]

Throw those sunglasses away immediately. 🤮🤮🤮

[@theangrykekistani9418]

wake up neo the matrix has you

[@speciallasagna8521]

His "wife" is saying exactly what the Matrix would want him to believe. Stay the course, Brad.

[@user-qr4jb5dp5g]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SquiggyWigginz]

She is definitely part of the Matrix. Someone needs to warn him.

[@Superabound2]

He needs to dump that Agent Smith and find himself a Trinity

[@blessedisyou]

@@SquiggyWigginz the matrix make you assume she is she . Could be it . An agent

[@CDSAfghan]

I'm gonna start referring to her as my "alleged" wife

[@showtime1235]

remember brad would never kill himself contrary to what his wife thinks

[@cspace1234nz]

...yeah well she'll finish him off at this rate !

[@LesserMoffHootkins]

He is NOT suicidal!

[@futurereflections4097]

Lmao

[@BlackElon1]

😭😭😭💀

[@armancz]

contrary to what his wife *does

[@rext4607]

Props to the gf for being so understanding and supporting

[@Rid-iculo-us]

She consistently sides with the Matrix. Clearly she's compromised.

[@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986]

@@Rid-iculo-us if anything he’s putting up with her and her support of the matrix

[@AABB-zb6dv]

You mean agent Smith

[@lolasdm6959]

How does a tate enthusiast even find a gf? She has to be depressed or truamatized.

[@movielover1960]

@@lolasdm6959 or a saint

[@TaddiestMason]

The Matrix doesn't want me to donate to this channel. I'm not gonna let it control me like that.

[@thomrik]

Ryan not knowing how long to cook beans for is deffo a code, the real Ryan is a bean specialist. The Matrix must have him right now!

[@uchekenneth281]

She’s an agent of the matrix, stay strong King

[@RyanLongcomedy]

100%

[@DrOtto-sx7cp]

😆

[@matthewhudson5685]

I'm re-watching in slo-mo to see if he is blinking in morse code. There's a cry for help there somewhere.

[@TaddiestMason]

anyone who doesn't understand the bean reference is clearly working for the Matrix

[@chameleonedm]

"i dont know what human trafficing is but I do know if women were driving less there would be less traffic" Bruh that's definitely one of my favourite lines of yours ever

[@CloudWalkBeta]

I would T shirt it.

[@colonelvector]

My ISP sent a letter saying they're going to cut me off for 6 months of unpaid bills. Damn Matrix trying to stop me watching these videos of truth

[@huguechery970]

That's a good one🤣🤣😂

[@adamsmith-wi3qg]

Only the Matrix would try to make us believe that man doesn't know how to cook beans

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

I hope Ryan talks more about his cooking skills on the podcast, those segments were always jawdropping

[@kw9568]

I don't get the part about beans. Did andrew tate say something about beans?

[@adamsmith-wi3qg]

@@kw9568 Ryan has been pretty vocal about his passion for beans. Even for a skit I don't think he could bring himself to ask a question about cooking beans out loud.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

@@kw9568 It is the one food that Ryan can cook

[@BillTrammel]

"First he was an atheist, then he was a Christian, now he's a Muslim. None of which he actually does." 🤣 Absolute gold tier jab.

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

😂😂😂

[@XANDER_REED]

Yeah this was Gold level. 😂

[@YourPalHDee]

Out of interest how do you "do" Atheism?

[@brentholmes5412]

Like with anything you can obsessively care if people aren’t like you or you can not.

[@flipgsp]

​@@YourPalHDeeDon't play d umb. There's literally entire sections of the Internet with atheist's hanging out doing the exact same thing as each other.

[@SadFace229]

Watch Brad prove his girlfriend wrong in the next video. She'll come around to understand the threat of THE MATRIX in due time.

[@maximeanselot3007]

The least believable bit was Ryan asking how long it takes to cook beans. That's his favorite dish

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Facts

[@jcmick8430]

Ryan long lore

[@HiroProtag]

Glad they got the beans in there for a cameo

[@Zure467]

Foods I like: Beans.

[@briang138]

he only eats them out of a can so he honestly doesnt know.

[@eastendthug]

The music editing makes these skits 100 times funnier.

[@RyanLongcomedy]

I spend way to much time finding songs haha

[@saibadam]

@@RyanLongcomedy don't use the Adan like that and talk over it

[@LANGI902]

​@RyanLongcomedy and we thank you for it! You have some amazing skits on this channel 😁

[@resikin]

I’m Muslim and when I heard the call to prayer I realized that I hadn’t prayed yet. Thanks Ryan! 😂😂😂

[@noobbutsmart2326]

Is that jab on Andrew tate

[@brianstark2219]

"Haya ila salat; Haya ila fellah. Laa illahati Ila Allah" ... What does that mean? Is that part of the call to prayer? You need to know the answer. The Matrix may soon test you!!

[@TheJessenovels]

The writing in these sketches are at a high level. Ryan and Corrine Fisher are a comedic dual in each sketch they appear together, they play off each other well.

[@chr1staki]

Fishy

[@brianstark2219]

Or so the Matrix would have you believe. Question everything!!

[@Death_by_Tech]

“Let’s just ask the camera man” omg that is another level

[@JBplumbing12]

He is so funny. I had such a good laugh.

[@Hxhjli]

Fourth wall broken

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

Man Ryan Long is criminally underrated. This guy is one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen in a long time. Never change Ryan, never change.

[@togetherwellfacetheworld]

How does Ryan not have 1 million subscribers??? Ah yes the Matrix

[@LYLEWOLD]

Stay strong Ryan, the matrix can't beat you if you never give up.

[@Firikka]

They also can't beat you if you never try. So, simply just don't bother doing anything.

[@beyourselfeveryoneelseista2625]

Ryan's material are absolutely neat. Always a good laugh lol Well done bro

[@TheBradleyBliss]

There's a little bit of Brad in all of us.

[@user-qr4jb5dp5g]

This matrix stuff is beyond parody

[@fukyutube2279]

We are all in a Matrix of sorts. Building 7 didn't Epstein itself. Yet most people still believe the mainstream media propaganda. Making fun of someone who feels personally targeted when they are not at all important is fair enough. But it doesn't mean the mass men in this world aren't stuck in a dystopian nightmare. Just look outside. (Not literally).

[@Winning55]

@@user-qr4jb5dp5g its a meme at this point. So many ppl claim to be woke and aware of the matrix but only the people in the inner circle know whats really going on. We only know the tip of the iceberg.

[@AS-fu1kd]

And we all want out of the matrix 😎 aka responsibilities

[@ptrgr72]

​@@AS-fu1kdI am out of responsabilites because I choose so, not because of the Matrix or some a**h** selling crap classes to lost boys

[@almo33YO]

Ryan’s finger is on the pulse 1000% of the time.

[@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure]

Ryan is actually THE matrix

[@yahia9481]

?!

[@ditw_music]

This is why watching the Boyscast is great, because he mentioned doing this bit and then he made it real.

[@PerpetualAlfa]

I’m a bit out of touch with current terminology. When did conspiracy theorists start using the term “The Matrix” instead of “The Illuminati”

[@ChillOutDood]

Andrew tate popularized using the matrix in place of other options we’re more used to

[@jameswatson5807]

These people are a joke when Tate got arrested he said the matrix got him from that point these. Jokers went on about matrix these people are not, what you would call the Illuminati these people, are interested in someone like Andrew Tate these people are beyond money they print it. Andrew Tate is not important for them to even notice him, now if Tate said something like he knows aliens are real, and he know where dead aliens bodies, are buried. That is when he has their attention and he would get visit from some one.

[@TsukiNaito1]

Is it the same thing as The Deep State? And where does systematic racism fit in?

[@JBplumbing12]

It used to just be "They".

[@madtabby66]

When Tate said so.

[@GlasPthalocyanine]

"Your sister got you the job, and then had no choice but to fire you ....." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mudworks33]

Dude really needs to get her in line. ALPHA BOIS!

[@imemberberry]

Dude, your girlfriend is actually pretty understanding and also her hair color proves she's actually in The Matrix. Love the squabbling couple vids with Corinne, some of the best.

[@MrStifleras]

I can feel it. The oligarchs are following me everywhere I go.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Yeah they want the money you owe on your credit card.

[@mrcheeto1006]

@@MK_ULTRA420 As a Muslim now I'm not allowed to pay interest. It is haram 😌

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@mrcheeto1006 Actually if you don't pay up then they can take one or both of your hands as compensation.

[@mrcheeto1006]

@@MK_ULTRA420 Usury is a sin

[@HereTakeAFlower]

@@mrcheeto1006 I'm afraid if you don't pay owed money something's gonna happen that's worse than Haram.

[@billiondollardan]

the matrix tried to throw me for a curve by recommending this video. well played, matrix, but i'm no longer falling for your lies

[@swayzy762]

"Say what university you're a recruiter for, SAY IT!" "I'd rather not" I wonder how many people caught the university recruiter reference 🤣

[@ChristianF15cher]

Hustlers University. Which is as much a “real” university as Trump “University” or Prager “University” or The “University” of Pittsburgh.

[@AzizPhilosophy]

@@ChristianF15cher Or "Yale"

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

@@ChristianF15cher so you still haven't learned the reality that every university is hustlers U?

[@ChristianF15cher]

@@thecensoredmuscle563 I never went to college.

[@sumomaster5585]

@@ChristianF15cher the hell are these? explain for non us audience pls : )

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

When woke up this morning, I made some coffee. Then I went to the bathroom. When I came back, my coffee was cold. The Matrix did this.

[@kw9568]

😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[@iamwhoiam7482]

Did the same fucking thing to me…

[@jeffspeakman6968]

Whoever the girlfriend is…she is funny as hell!!

[@imemberberry]

Corinne Fisher

[@yahia9481]

He is waaaay waaay funnier u just don't get it

[@Thedarkknight2244]

This guy is great at standing on the edge of everything and looking in. From “happy wife happy life” video to this. The guy is unstoppable hahaha. The prayer music had me rolling too hahahaha

[@MikJames-d1g]

I needed to hear this back when I was 18, not getting any, and super impressionable... It's not just comedy, you're doing a great thing here.

[@Sam-rb1sj]

I shouted misogynistic things at a female server yesterday and was immediately asked to leave the restaurant. Matrix in full swing clearly. Stay strong Brad, we will get through this.

[@Michael18599]

The matrix was trying to cut you off from food!

[@Rakshay223]

Brad should turn his matrix-brainwashed girlfriend into a webcam girl and then take all the money. That'll help them get free from the matrix

[@adamwatamaniuk1209]

Another piece of gold sir.

[@jeffreysalcedo6057]

Ryan's vids always have the best premises. You guys are comedic geniuses, I love your content! Keep it up! I hope I get to see your stand-up in person soon

[@KimJongUno]

Great work as usual comrade and greetings from North Korea.

[@timthetoolpool]

Thank you, Dear Leader! 🙌

[@ZemanTheMighty]

Dear leader!

[@idadru]

We call it Best Korea here Mr. El Presidente

[@thepeacefulbearbeer]

Thank you oh Lord

[@ZemanTheMighty]

Kimmy could you give Andrew Tate citizenship to see what happens?

[@hemicardia935]

Can't tell if its just part of the character, but the girlfriend has the quintessential millennial girl voice. "Debt collectorsss-uh" "Not happy about-uh" "Zoom meeting-uh"

[@alinlupu6453]

That's the most evident proof she is brainwashed by the matrix.

[@grotesquehead322]

It is quite unfortunate.

[@YusufNasihi]

"Let's just ask the cameraman" lol

[@cbyrd2010]

Ryan, you're one of the best sketch comics out today!

[@roland20002000]

I'm having the same problem, like this morning, the Matrix turned off my alarm clock making me late for work

[@marsaeille]

“I’m under attack from forces that are beyond your understanding” 😂🤣

[@jkeezy93]

The Matrix told me to click "like" or else they'd arrest me for ordering pizza.

[@TheBonsaiZone]

You can't tell someone what the Matrix is, you have to show them........ However It's actually a car, a Toyota Matrix.

[@BlazingOwnager]

How on earth did he miss a open window to say "Noone can be told what the matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."

[@666mrdoctor]

Thank you Ryan: I needed this video.

[@keith3946]

"Okay but that was peace time, this is war." lol

[@BLNP-zh6et]

Glad for Brad, he's out of the matrix.

[@bradtaylor77]

Appreciate it

[@brandona7206]

"No Brad, those were debt collectersssuuuuhhh"

[@dirtydard4870]

unbearable

[@MohseenLala]

lol, i'm loving the GF's long suffering yet fully aware of all his BS schtick.

[@JBplumbing12]

I laughed so much when she reminded him that three months ago he promise to do no more Hustler stuff and he says, "But that was peace time, this is war."

[@blottolotto7648]

lmao. these two have great chemistry

[@tombowers6713]

Say you're a narcissist without saying you're a narcissist 🤣

[@edictzero]

imagine living with an actual agent of the Matrix

[@abdulqaadir6510]

HAHAHAHAH "I can send you the videos, the literature"

[@nigglewiggle4214]

i love brad the "normal guy" 😂😂

[@BitcoinTakeover]

The most unrealistic part is that a Hustler's University guy has a girlfriend.

[@iboughtathing2001]

Kudos to the crew for shooting a full skit in a tiny NYC "flex" apartment

[@olliefoxx7165]

Wow. The Matrix has gotten to his girlfriend. The struggle is real.

[@noseotter-01]

you both are brilliant

[@alex_wolf]

His wife IS THE MATRIX 🤖

[@MYTUBEYOURTUBE2008]

This is fucking HILARIOUS!😩

[@Bobby-rq5pe]

It's funny cuz fanboys actually think the matrix is the reason they got dirty pornographer tate

[@badgoogle9938]

@@Bobby-rq5pe calm down, it's just a skit

[@JBplumbing12]

I don't know why its funny but it is. I had such a good laugh. When she reminds him that three months ago he promise to do no more Hustler stuff and he says, "But that was peace time, this is war."

[@Bobby-rq5pe]

@@badgoogle9938 did my comment trigger you tate fanboy? Lol

[@badgoogle9938]

@@Bobby-rq5pe no, I still don't know who Tate is or what he stands for. Your first comment misses the point, it doesn't have to point the finger at anyone to be considered funny.

[@shazmodeus2795]

Bro that Cryptozoo zinger at the end. 🤣🤣

[@doomwafflez]

This is peak satirical comedy.

[@formidable4748]

The Cryptozoo joke was the bomb 😂

[@Leesboringlife]

The Matrix is all around us man, she just doesn't understand. Stay strong!

[@NorwayChallenge]

Most sane Andrew Tate fan.

[@BL-ze4wt]

Ha amazing, this sort of content might actually get Ryan and Danny the credit they deserve in the Matr… I mean the mainstream

[@archanag.5757]

I love hearing about the sketch idea first on the Boycast and then a week or so later it comes out 😁

[@tubbysza]

Tate fans be flabbergasted when they find out stealing his personality won't make girls like them

[@JBplumbing12]

When the Tate's get out of gaol they might watch this video. I wonder if they will find it funny.

[@drewzalo]

@ALLisOn e or handsome

[@Raumes513]

The biggest irony with his fanboys is that he’d want nothing to do with them lol. I think his points go over atleast %75 of peoples heads even the ones who think they understand

[@basilbaby7678]

How many gurus do people have to watch implode? I guess legions of 14 year olds have to learn…

[@spongeaang98]

@ALLisOn e Barely that even, the only women Tate he even admittedly gets with are 18-21 year olds who don't know any better that ended up getting forced into sexual slavery. Even without the criminality, 30+ year old women wouldn't wanna put up with some emotionally stunted manchild.

[@dingdingdingdiiiiing]

She's an agent. Brad, RUN!!!

[@DeviantDrones]

Bro why did you let her out the cam room

[@John-thinks]

Lmao "TRUTHTELLER" as Brad's title got a real laugh out of me. Your content isn't just funny in the general sense, it's also always funny in the details too. That's what makes these skits really enjoyable as whole pieces, as opposed to just funny for a joke or two like you'll see with other comedians.

[@illuminahde]

She's definitely in on it. Inshallah my brother.

[@michaelcady1337]

@AliBruni143the whole joke is to be a parrot 💀 what kind of comment section do you think this is

[@illuminahde]

@@michaelcady1337 Don't blame him. He's lost in the Matrix.

[@chriskyle151]

Islam promotes terrorism

[@chriskyle151]

@@michaelcady1337 Islam promotes terrorism

[@swaggerdoodlekerfuffle2112]

@@illuminahde couldn’t answer the question?? 🤣

[@TimPortantno]

1:48 I appreciate setting up the sequels to this cinematic universe

[@wolfmancole1908]

"how long do you cook beans" best line

[@viniciusbundchen1036]

You both are pretty good at this!!! lots of success to you guys!

[@marvincool3744]

Absolving yourself of personal responsibility and instead blaming society is anything but masculine

[@colbr06]

I like the beans reference. They’re definitely on the list of foods he likes.

[@comebackqing8452]

They don't have to be "after" you. They already own us all.

[@kazuhirala]

I’m more surprised she still puts up with him 😂

[@user-qr4jb5dp5g]

Ikr insufferable

[@jcmick8430]

He's trapped with her by the lease agreement matrix

[@vladraduandrei5227]

yeah been there don that....now regreting I didn tsee back then how great she was..whatcha gonna do..just pain

[@cspace1234nz]

This is exactly what the mentally ill believers of the imaginary matrix are actually like.

[@LesserMoffHootkins]

I’m surprised he puts up with her

[@KarrieDreammind5]

As someone who totally believes that the Matrix is trying to keep us all trapped,.... this was absolutely hilarious! 😂🤣

[@CoconutJewce]

3:22 The beans make an appearance. Classic Ryan meal.

[@canadianeh4792]

Ryan is the Top G

[@ihavenonamek733]

What funny is that humor is rooted with truth.

[@xdaydreamerx]

Not the thruth perse but something that you believe is true. Racist people are more likely to like racist jokes for example.

[@apologeticsroadshow]

How come the Matrix keeps letting people complain about the Matrix?

[@hilariousname6826]

I don't know - but I suspect it's for the same reason that our 'tyrannical government' with its 'dictator' keeps letting people complain about our 'tyrannical government' and its 'dictator'. Not to mention why the 'Deep State' seems to have such a hard time actually getting any 'Deep State' stuff done .....

[@guenthersteiner3311]

There’s an element of truth in satire

[@jacklawrence2212]

These sketches are excellent, so funny.

[@OWENROTHLERNER]

Ryan's girlfriend has been real supportive being in multiple videos with him

[@kmb957]

Yeah money does that

[@LesserMoffHootkins]

Or is she Brad’s gf?

[@Bronek.Konarski]

The 'trafficking' bit was genius!

[@TheBlinkyImp]

"How long do you cook beans for?" Most unrealistic part of the video for me. Every real hustler I know has a tight beans game.

[@johnsellers5169]

Love the hustler u videos from Ryan

[@chungus4204]

thats what the matrix would upload

[@AnthonyWhitewwfilms]

“Not happy aaaabouuuuut.”Chick has a way with words.

[@rickhall8119]

That vocal fry and upspeak she does is killing me.

[@austins5632]

Was distracted from the actual skit because she sounds so annoying

[@TheDwightMamba]

The way he said "credit card processors" was such a subtle Jordan Peterson jab. Ryan Long has such a specific style. Between him and TJ Miller, I choose Ryan for best dude with a distinct speaking voice.

[@snowforest6487]

Shoutout for Muslim women for doubting andrew tates conversion to Islam 😭Muslim men jumped to believe this guy and defended him teeth and nail it's insane

[@Minxx8726]

Yeah him trying to portray himself as a holy man was always hilarious to me

[@fckyo9197]

Bro you cant stop people from converting, it is not like some vip club were you need permission from some sort of counsel to join. Or is that what you think?

[@fckyo9197]

​@@Minxx8726 I don't think he ever did, he just say he agrees on some stuff and that is why he convert

[@snowforest6487]

@@fckyo9197 I never said STOP HIM I said don't worship him, you had men on Twitter giving him a pass for drinking Hennessy, giving him a pass when fans called andrew their god and andrew Retweeted it. It was only men giving him a pass and the women said "this guy is shady even after conversion he isn't changing at all"

[@LittleBarbiex0]

He might be a little rough around the edges but converting was the first step to becoming better so.. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@anothergenericgamer_]

Not the Logan Paul slam at the end 😂

[@DayBowBow]

Lol this is very accurate representation of most Tate fans.

[@snsnshhhs663]

Wonder when he’ll make a video about Greta simps.

[@IsomerSoma]

With the exception that they don't have a girlfriend.

[@Jamalquentinjr]

@@IsomerSoma I have a woman by Choice and a set of twins. You have a woman that tolerates your emasculated existence for financial stability and it's the only one you can get. I have choices waiting for me to b single. You're a broke nigga , I own a trucking company. 0% of Tate fans say the matrix is doing anything against them.

[@IsomerSoma]

@@Jamalquentinjr Well good for you owning a trucking company i guess, but i am quite certain that the key demographic of tate fans isn't well-off financially. That's why his "get rich quick" messaging works. He promises "bitches and riches" - this is quite overtly targeted at those who have neither and of course he and his MLM "university" won't give them what he promises. His values are the most shallow you can get. He doesn't get what a healthy relationship with a women is about at all. He doesn't understands what it means to contribute to society, the body of knowledge and invention of humanity. In fact he openly shows distain for it. If that's what you are going for well just know that our values simply diverge. If everyone was as useless and damaging in behavior as tate humanity including the tate would be fucked. Apart from that ... you do realize that within your insult to me there's an internal contradiction? How can i be both broke and my girlfriend using me for financial stability? Doesn't makes sense and maybe projects more of your own relationships than mine.

[@Jamalquentinjr]

@@IsomerSoma why would anyone look at Andrew Tate for healthy relationship advice 😂?. I do appreciate the breakdown though. I can respect that educated response. I can equally say you do not represent the usual soyboy that doesn't like Andrew Tate who is fragile, uneducated, emasculated and can't get pussy.

[@thomasthezaugg]

😅🤣 the take on traffic is golden.