When a Normal Guy Tries to be Andrew Tate

[@ozzygm3178]

Everyone is a hustler till it’s time to do the dishes 😂

[@tobiasmccallum9697]

Why I have staff

[@jasonlarsen4945]

Doing the dishes. Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays when the Romanian police show up at your home with a search warrant.

[@bobbest]

Doing the trays in prison will be good rehabilitation

[@JoshPhoenix11]

Or when your mom brings you pre-made lunches to your part time job 🤣

[@debasishraychawdhuri]

I do the dishes sometimes. Its a pretty easy thing to do and I can even think about other things while doing it.

[@thegrimyeaper]

Pointing to the camera makes him win all the arguments.

[@IamCatharinemme]

Lol

[@yakivpopavich]

This is a great way to find out if your girlfriend wears the pants, or if you do.

[@RR-et6zp]

He’s already gotta protect the house, whereas the morning coffee ??

[@Jsmash_424]

She was hatin’ on him

[@FlavioA194]

Bet he won't win an argument about dating against Tate

[@SamBaltimore]

Ryan Long is a Top G

[@brooo4219]

Long G

[@VicePresidentKamala]

Danny said he was a bottom.

[@jjw3046]

There's no "a" in Top G

[@GBsavant]

“The”

[@skatevidcentral]

TOHP GEE

[@KaileyB616]

"His mom drops off lunches at his part-time job" 😂😂😂😂

[@Ken-vn7mx]

Before Andrew Tate's advice I was just a regular, low income dude kickin' it with my girl. Now I'm just a regular, low income dude.

[@pokegmaestro4631]

😅😅😅

[@stealthassulter]

But have you joined hustlers university?

[@zayn6725]

😂 😂 😂

[@luciakderrick9801]

@@stealthassulter low income key word why waist 💰

[@Ken-vn7mx]

@@luciakderrick9801 Learn to spell if you want to pretend you have a lot of money

[@MrFallenone]

"You can't spend your life watching TV, ya know, Its time to be a movie" I loved that line. So deep. Much meanings.

[@mikeschneider1624]

You should try to be the director but no matter what you do, there is always the producer.

[@russian3736]

Very alpha

[@mati.benapezo]

@@mikeschneider1624 And the big companies.

[@madhukarjonathanminj2772]

@@mikeschneider1624 haha, awesome comment.

[@kristianhaines7474]

@@mikeschneider1624 tf are you even on about?

[@rickhall8119]

You know your relationship is in the tank when your shorts match your girlfriend's lipstick.

[@aklecks3070]

noticed that too😅

[@FungusMossGnosis]

She wears the pants in that relationship, even if it's on her lips.

[@HurtsEnd]

@@FungusMossGnosis gold 💀😂

[@stephenurban1051]

Dude if this comment almost killed me it definitely killed someone else!

[@sonsoftexas]

Hysterical

[@SwampyColorado420]

This what my mom used to do to me any time I tried to be cool in front of my friends. 😂

[@DLites151]

Bad mom

[@LoFi_Sinner95]

Great mom

[@crestfire8008]

W mom

[@sharptakes1662]

i was running a company that managed 100+ employees. My mom showed up to give me a jacket I forgot at their house. She managed to embarrass me the entire way. I used to hate her for that, but now that it's been like nearly a decade I love her for it. It sucked at the time because I thought it looked like I wasn't the dude. But honestly, your mom coming in clutch kinda shows people that you're actually the dude.

[@szilardfineascovasa6144]

Good.

[@_baller]

After taking Tate's course, Ryan Long is now Ryan Schlong

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

@@manonjourney1 good one

[@_baller]

@OlJimJam whoosh

[@allister-malister9179]

Ryan REALLY LONG

[@benjamincvcvcv7]

Ryan Long Schlong

[@nikoladimovski71]

Props to Ryan he did everything Tate said to do to have a viral video. 1. Use females with talent in your videos - checked 2. Use Tate in your videos to get cloud (positive or negative light on him both accepted) - checked 3. Get almost 1M views on this video. - checked 4. Repeat... Good job Ryan, you graduated.

[@timt6312]

We all know this whole skit is capp. Ryan is indeed top G and he has so many beetches

[@RyanLongcomedy]

TOP G

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

Nah you need to have a weird accent like tate. The only reason rate’s girlfriend lets him get away with his stuff is cuz she can’t understand what he’s saying

[@Jatmundar]

Taup Gee

[@fark69]

I knew it was not cap when the guy tried to start a webcam sexting business like ALPHA MALE TATE who talks about how useless women are but his whole life is built on top of them.

[@tonymarselle8812]

@@fark69 it’s built in top of them because bitches always be underneath him. Duh

[@inco-gneito7543]

This lady in the video did so good here. She didn't even seem for one second like she was acting at all. She made this seem like it was her real life. Highly paid actors can't even compare to how genuine she played her character in this skit.

[@fortitude1208]

She played herself

[@inco-gneito7543]

@@cstevens16 Don't care and don't want. It seems like the other person said and she was acting, more, portraying her real life.

[@ThePrinceofallsayain]

You have to be the girl in the video stop 😂😂😂

[@Meloncholymadness]

@@ThePrinceofallsayain I know right XD

[@josephi9629]

She was entertaining sure, but she was literally just being herself watch the end. Highly paid actresses like Jennifer Lawrence, Cate Blanchett or Meryl Streep won Academy awards because they become other people completely. Way way way way way way (way x infinity) above her level.

[@johndeaux3703]

To properly impersonate Andrew Tate, you have to talk like you have a sock stuck in your mouth.

[@thefairybug40]

Damned autocorrect! It changed the C to and S so it said 'sock'.

[@Cosmo6677]

@@thefairybug40 lmao

[@Letnothinggotowaste]

In Tates case, it's something else stuck in his mouth..

[@andrewdearmas4346]

Finally someone makes fun of Tate without sounding like an emotionally challenged SJW😭

[@TheAcad3mic]

He's not actually making fun of Tate, he's making fun of the people that suck Tates dick without considering his vastly different life position which enables him to move how he does, particularly when it comes to women. Monogamy, sensible communication, compromise and marriage is the best option almost all men and women have cause most women aren't Kardashians and most men aren't Tates, even if social media got everyone jacked up.

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

Bet he wouldn't in his face though.

[@isabella16939]

@@nickkorkodylas5005 No political commentator is afraid to verbally abuse Tate face to face. He's literally known as an intellectual joke in all political circles.

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

@@isabella16939 _"in all political circles."_ Dunno man, laughing at a famous kick boxer's face when your job is "political commentator" doesn't sound something a social darwinist would do...

[@isabella16939]

@@nickkorkodylas5005 Tate is extremely political, so yes, it is their job.

[@socketofdavis]

"He told you he is an alpha? His mom drops off pre-made lunches at his part-time job" 💀

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

😆

[@andrewh5568]

That's an alpha move.

[@ponternal]

Has Tate even said that he is alpha? I think he uses the term high value man.

[@GGWP-nx3kn]

@@ponternal He never says it, he is the original specimen.

[@grinningchicken]

I might not be Alpha to anyone else but I'm alpha top dog to Mom🥰

[@normalhuman9260]

"You begged me to tell you my body count and then you cried when I told you",I'm crying now too!

[@Sam-vf5uc]

Damn if my girlfriend was a sniper with a high body count I'd be scarred too

[@OfficialGOD]

Match her body count

[@timkellyD2R]

Unfortunately I was taking a drink when I heard this line. But the keyboard is dry now.

[@sambeck2510]

And then he stayed with her 😂

[@Smokeybuhda]

Her high ass body count is why she is an angry twat.

[@tyw2675]

*has to whisper* "This is my zone, my house."

[@michaelsmith3901]

Apparently when Andrew Tate tries to be Andrew Tate, he winds up in jail.

[@obscurum6]

Which is where all his bros would end up for trafficking and pimping online if they did what he sells them at his Hustlers 'university'. Actually a University means a place where people get degrees and academic research is done, it's not just a word for any online video course FFS. 🙄😆😆😆😆😆😆 It's hilarious that all the losers who listen to his BS actually believe you can commit crimes, such as assaulting sexual partners and pimping them online and somehow that is going to get overlooked by the authorities.🙄😆😆😆😆 Tate sells them a porn fantasy and throws in some men's magazine grooming cr*ap (to the gym blah blah) and they lap it up. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Fr can't a man do human trafficking in peace

[@Ex-P.F.C_Wintergreen]

I love that he gets progressively quieter cause she keeps interrupting him

[@malusmantis1289]

Mas

[@AscendedMasculine]

This reminds me of the Key and Peele Sketch....."Aaand I said Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch" "You said that?" lol

[@TheBombshellBabydoll]

Dude, the girlfriend killed with her acting. I was laughing so hard. 😅😅

[@dixonpinfold2582]

Yeah but she wasn't acting. This was a documentary.

[@beyourselfeveryoneelseista2625]

I laughed out loud with him whispering to the girlfriend to forgive him and don't kick him out lmao

[@timmilgram]

This is genius

[@VeritasIncrebresco]

Ryan Long is Top Sigma G

[@elyastoohey6621]

“He physically lost his license and refuses to go to the DMV and get a new one” You gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back. This is literally my life. I’ll lose my license and not act until some crises arises where I need photo ID, and then I’ll lament my fate.

[@emmioglukant]

describe what to do _exactly_ in words, on paper, with full sentences. And read that every single day right after you come back from bathroom after waking up

[@BenSohlberg]

You and me bro haha. I've had to get a new license 3 times in the span of a year lol. I never learn my lesson either.

[@MrPicklesAndTea]

.... I have never lost a license before, just how?

[@mtb416]

This is me. Went to the DMV today, ha.

[@StrangerInAStrangeLand1999]

@@MrPicklesAndTea You just need to get properly hammered enough times.

[@danparish1344]

Most men would be happy with a reasonable woman like this.

[@hallarious506]

Standing your ground without screaming.... sounds like heaven

[@poontacular]

Yeah men love being nagged and humiliated constantly. It's awesome.

[@hastur-thekinginyellow8115]

@@hallarious506 For real. She (i.e. the character, obviously we don't know how she is IRL) seems like a complete catch. I'd have the dishes done and the trash thrown before she gets home from work, all while submitting applications for jobs lol. And she's still loyal even after all the bullshit (up until he actually tries to cheat lol)? Anybody who has ever been in a relationship with a psychotic bitch knows that someone like her is basically our dream girl. Yeah, she might not look like a "supermodel", but fuck, neither do I, and she's pretty in her own right.

[@thanksforreadindmyunusuall3346]

A woman who's body count makes you cry? She's all yours friend😂

[@hastur-thekinginyellow8115]

@@thanksforreadindmyunusuall3346 That number could be anything. It could be "3", and he's just upset she slept with two other dudes before him.

[@williamfurdyn5334]

Ryan Long is easily the most underrated comedian in the world today.

[@williamfurdyn5334]

@The Good not all heroes wear capes 😉

[@Fingersofjoy]

Him and Ian bagg

[@joepeake8972]

Diane Morgan probably qualifies as well. Though she mostly does sketches but she has got 1 stand up thing on youtube about murder victims always getting undue praise

[@theancientsam]

Ehhhh he's okay i don't know about underrated. His premise is funny but the actual jokes could be a little better executed

[@cspace1234nz]

....no, Andrew Tate is the most underrated comedian in the world today !!

[@jjewell2076]

Your content always knows how to make me laugh really hard even if I’m in a bad mood. Thank you and keep up the good work

[@porlorlorl]

Be quiet you simp

[@russian3736]

Laughing and bad moods are for betas. Real men only get hungry and horny. Everything else is time spent grindin.

[@a.elijahaliyari6724]

?

[@Keyce0013]

I saw Andrew Tate's video with xQc and I feel like this is an accurate portrayal of the average guy trying to emulate him. Bravo!

[@nikolairose2739]

You can emulate him if you're masculine. Hopefully you know what I mean by that. A masculine guy usually has an ego. Where he gets that ego could be from whatever thing he is proud of. Maybe his dick is big, and he's great at sex, maybe he's really well known at his company, he makes great money, he has an amazing body, he is a perpetual winner. No matter what it is a masculine man will have pride. This is what allows them to "act like Andrew Tate". They have too much pride to argue with you or not act like they're not the shit. The average guy varies based on your city and social circle as well. You think the average guy living in the Upper East Side in nyc is gonna be like the average guy living in Idaho? Hell no. But he's still average to those around him.

[@marvin2678]

both of these men if you wanna call them like that are so cringe and show the both poles what is going wrong in todas men

[@finalfrontier001]

@@marvin2678 This dude said his gf is working that the problem.

[@navyt6380]

@@marvin2678 I agree. Everyone seems to feel the need to be on one extreme or the other. What about the middle ground lol? I think some of the things Andrew says is true and relevant but other things are just silly and only work for him because he's a multi millionaire kickboxer

[@Hangshai]

@@navyt6380 @marvin its a joke. Tate is playing a character...

[@zainmushtaq4347]

it's the acting. Every single actor in your videos has raw acting talent, and that's why I've been enjoying almost all of your videos so far :) No memes, no GIFs, no random explosions and shaky cameras, no shouting, no overused SFX playing every other second, no editing out mid-talking, no effects, no forced on-your-nose jokes, just no extra fluff to cover up for lacking skills. Because you HAVE the raw skills, and your amazing at delivering the lines, and all of your videos so far all are CLEVER and WITTY through and through, and it's just quality. You're the Normal Guy in a platform filled with AIs.

[@WorldWideSk8boarding]

“He lost his license… no, he physically lost his license and refuses to go to the dmv to get a new one” 🤣 🤣

[@_TheGoob]

He physically lost his license and refuses to go to the DMV. Why would you attack me like that?

[@oranges557]

Go get youe license

[@accountforjsvid1109]

I love their chemistry, love it when they do sketches together :)

[@swanceva]

Is that his actual gf?

[@accountforjsvid1109]

@@swanceva I dont think so, I think shes an actor and comedian too :)

[@blickluke]

No thank you, Ryan is for the fellas only

[@CarrollLiddell]

@@blickluke FOR THE BOYS!!!

[@karinamaloney1033]

That's Corrine Fischer. She hosts Without a Country with Shayne Smith .

[@tetrahedrontri]

Ryan predicted Tate getting arrested for pimping out cammers - fucking genius

[@bart1534]

That happened like 10 years ago 💀💀💀

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Fr bro needs a lore recap​@@bart1534

[@andreistanciu4359]

This is an accurate representation of what happens when you attempt to behave like an alpha male without being one :)

[@dab0331]

This is a representation of what happens when you bitch out early in the relationship. This could be pulled off if you establish a masculine frame in the BEGINNING. Despite this being a joke, Andrew Tate's advice isn't. ANYONE can be a player. You might not be top of the food chain alpha, BUT even if you're an average Joe right down the middle 5 you can be an alpha pussy slayer of 5's, 6's, and 7's. The reason women feel entitled to be bitchy like this is because GUYS THEMSELVES put themselves in that place to begin with by tolerating her bullshit. Patrice O'neal's fat ass wasn't an alpha looking man, BUT he still REALIZED the WORTH OF HIS COMMITMENT, and used women's hypergamy against them. Hell, even anorexic, broke ass, gambling and alcohol addict, tuberculosis DISEASE RIDDEN Doc Holliday had a ride or die bitch. Because he didn't give a shit!!! Fine bitches WILL date dudes below their league. And when those dudes are confident in themselves and treat them exactly like Chad and Tyron, and have othe side bitches it DESTROYS their self confidence and causes them to stick around in an attempt to get his VALIDATION. It's hilarious

[@randymarsh261]

I think you're mixing up alpha with asshole👀

[@lando1gamez473]

Got to be able to start fresh

[@paulfroelich1024]

1000%

[@ericsmith8129]

Tate is no alpha. He’s an insecure little boy who started a pyramid scheme. His constant posturing makes this evident. Any man who describes himself an alpha is not.

[@kylewilliam4230]

Ryan Long, never ceasing to make my day

[@russian3736]

It's very beta of you to have another man make your day. Alphas make the day their bottom bitch.

[@a.elijahaliyari6724]

?

[@malusmantis1289]

Makes my day.... Moore

[@18brianenrique]

You forget to mention that you're a world champion kickboxer, own 2 casinos and 27 supercars including a "buGoTi" every 30 seconds.🤣

[@thewinnerslegion]

"You Heard me" 😂

[@davesprivatelounge]

This is pretty much how irl conversations would go for Tater Tots lmao

[@TheAcad3mic]

You're nuts if you think that he doesn't really have dozens of gorgeous women around him at all times and yeah, loads of them come in get sick of the shit and go, but there's always more where they come from.

[@davesprivatelounge]

@@TheAcad3mic I may be nuts, but at least I didn't fall for an MLM scam

[@oranges557]

Youre naive as hell. People like you have not been blessed to see that such an level of existence that hes living can and does exist. I PROMISE you. If you make your women deeply respect and admire you, you can get away with SOOO much. Its over your world view. Andrew exactly shows you how to get your woman to respect you.

[@TheAcad3mic]

@@davesprivatelounge HU isn't a scam, if it was it wouldn't have closed its doors to members after growing to silly numbers in the space of a year lol. it's not something everyone can benefit from for sure, just like a real university(honestly how many people do you know with many thousands in debt for a useless degree?), but it's simply incorrect to think that it's purely some bullshit. Wouldn't have sustained itself if it was.

[@davesprivatelounge]

@@TheAcad3mic Pyramid scheme, MLM, networked marketing, affiliate program, it's all the same scam with a different coat of paint. Andy is getting rich off his Tater Tots. I think coffeezilla exposed what kind of trash information you get from HU as well. It's nothing new. Stop dickriding that dirtbag and think for yourself.

[@marcamaral7870]

My wife’s a doctor. I’m a realtor. I made her salary in 6 months. I’m the TOP G now.

[@MrMctastics]

Bro. Yes

[@MrMctastics]

You go bro

[@1wisestein]

Pronounced "Taup G"

[@RomeliaGomez-Calmell7934]

You married up, nothing wrong with that.

[@lastword8783]

"My wifes a doctor." Thought you were Ben Shapiro for a second.

[@lordcorporal4247]

Conveys more in a 3 min skit than everyone trying to debate him without actually being for or against him in a funny way. Top G

[@jdogsful]

but hes not mocking tate, hes mocking his beta cuck followers. he did nail it tho

[@GM-Mermaid]

The majority of men aren't multi millionaires ex kick boxing champions

[@godpilled9077]

@@GM-Mermaid The majority of men are lucky if they can get one girl to like them.

[@lordcorporal4247]

@@emmanuelgarcia619 it’s hard because when you live in a city (I live in Toronto) there is a huge majority of women that are indeed these instagram, “toxic” types. Be wary, as tho these videos make it out to be a population much greater than it is, the population still exists. It’s hard right because as a decently rich, decently good looking, decently desirable guy, I have a big decision where I think “do I need to actively lower my standards, or is it even lowering my standards because all these women seem to be quite toxic.” It’s just hard because where I live in my dating circle, the women can be prototypically what these type of dudes describe. And when your circle naturally is this, it’s hard change it. It’s like where do I go and what do I do to get out of this. Do I need to freaking move? Do I need to start actively going out in different cities where I don’t even know what the scene is.

[@OljeiKhan]

@@lordcorporal4247 either play them for one night stands or even better , don't associate yourself with toxic people at the behest of your donger.

[@mikhaila]

😂😂😂

[@simpsons721]

Ryan Long is Top G!

[@RyanLongcomedy]

🙌

[@finprol943]

Ironic

[@mohamadmohana6912]

Lmao

[@786sami786]

what did you think of him when you met him

[@timball8174]

I feel like this is a lot funnier when you know who Andrew Tate is

[@btsnake]

I've never heard of him but I think I got the gist of who he is

[@snicker12]

you think you know… But you have NO idea how deep this rabbit hole goes.

[@btsnake]

@@snicker12 *points at camera*

[@dc6418]

Andrew Tates a clown, he’s trying to be the edgy Jordan Peterson

[@Jack-zj1ug]

@@Jacob-ni9ws Peterson is a f**kwad

[@louididdy]

2:55 - Did you ask my coworker to webcam for you?! Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nikoladimovski71]

Props to Ryan he did everything Tate said to do to have a viral video. 1. Use females with talent in your videos - checked 2. Use Tate in your videos to get cloud (positive or negative light on him both accepted) - checked 3. Get almost 1M views on the video. - checked 4. Repeat... Good job Ryan, you graduated.

[@kinetsievarvenfloot1237]

Ryan should've taken his shirt off for this. Really would've sold it better tbh.

[@tap1148]

Bro? 🤨📸

[@LawlietL93]

Alternatively, you just wanna see Ryan with his shirt off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kinetsievarvenfloot1237]

@@LawlietL93 Yeah, this tbh. 🤷‍♂️

[@aaronsandoval6164]

@@LawlietL93 Don't we all? Hello!🤣

[@HoLeeFuk317]

His shorts aren't short or tight enough either.

[@memeomeme8351]

Bold of this video to assume that Andrew Tate fans have girlfriends.

[@RickGrimes807]

What made this great and differentiated it from others' skits is the actual acting. The attention to detail by Ryan, from the body language/posture to the semi-hidden insecure/nervous look in his eyes, the stuttering and hesitations, the anxious gulps, it was perfect. The actress is great too she was very convinving in depicting how a real person would act in this situation. Awesome stuff!!

[@cristianproust]

Her is what made the difference. She sounded like someone with vast experience in witch-like behavior

[@ChosenPlaysYT]

This is the kind of stuff SAT Night Live should be and it wouldn’t have died. We need a Ryan Long collab skit with Andrew Tate, like Tate trying to coach him or something lol

[@roystonlodge]

SNL would also be much better if it wasn’t live. Editing is a _good_ thing.

[@hairlesschewbacca4621]

It would have been alright but they had to just rag on trump constantly. I was all for it but at a certain point it’s just obsessive and annoying, it’s like that’s their only thing.

[@baylorsailor]

@@hairlesschewbacca4621 SNL are dancing monkeys for the elites.

[@amasterofsome]

@@roystonlodge they do have edited videos Lol.

[@EpicWarrior131]

Go review the packs again please. Just kidding lol You a fan of Andrew? (I am)

[@watchdealer11]

Bro the girlfriend's performance was so good hahaha! Dad's landscaping company!

[@SherrickDuncan]

Because it wasn't an act. That is just how she really is with him. Life imitating art imitating life. 🤭🤣

[@chesscomsupport8689]

Is that what Manscaped is?

[@Publiksquare]

@@SherrickDuncan whoosh

[@Chudsmash777]

I can smell her seething, this ain't an act.

[@SherrickDuncan]

@@Chudsmash777exactly. 🤣

[@TheJohnnyRogersShow]

The normal guy acting is top tier 😂

[@veronicamaine3813]

I’m not sure Andrew Tate is even Andrew Tate in real life.

[@Karll541]

📠

[@petrichor5294]

He admitted he’s playing a character and openly laughs about leaving other men homeless.

[@nursliman3600]

Seriously guys, this is gold, thank you so much

[@Dinosaurs_with_laser_guns]

*whispers* “This is MY zone, MY house!” Brilliant 😂😂😂

[@MrNicvdb]

All the Tate coverage as of late is 100% worth it for this! This was AWESOME.

[@rishabrazdan8346]

"Can you log into my Dad's account?". 😂😂😂

[@sf1532]

She's the perfect casting for this. Her vocal fry and valley girl intonation is grading enough.

[@Blate1]

I like how the girl is even the more professional one in real life lol. “Stop laughing during your line we are trying to get shit done here!”

[@johnames6430]

the role comes easy to her because this is her personality in real life most likely

[@jessiejay1]

​@@johnames6430his she his real girlfriend

[@westboy52]

I love your new co-partner, she's got the mean/funny vibe spot on! I hope I'll be able to see more of her.

[@fishperson5390]

She's been in for like a year lol

[@stufoo]

You mean his bottom bitch.

[@brianstark2219]

She's been around for over a year, but otherwise your comment is exactly right. She's especially good with the short hard hitting remark that cuts thru Ryan's blather. I think she and Ryan are the best pairing

[@brianstark2219]

@@atlasto9052 Her first name is Corrine? Wow, I have a daughter named Corinne, probably about the same age. Now I love her even more!

[@scallywag1716]

Wtf is a co-partner? Don’t you mean girlfriend?

[@ShadyRonin]

Lol I love when you and this chick collaborate, she’s savage

[@davesprivatelounge]

She's a Top G

[@Sonsofgod26]

She memorized the lines he wrote

[@ghostspud]

@@Sonsofgod26 cringe women 🤬

[@djmccracking2101]

This is freaking hilarious, freaking nailed it 🤣

[@jackblack7081]

Any female who approaches a man about dishes should automatically be dealt with accordingly

[@carolinpurayidom4570]

If you are throwing fit over some dishes and because of the gender of the person who asked you to do them then that makes an immature snowflake

[@freehand.underhand]

by doing the dishes

[@blacklyfe5543]

Lol

[@freehand.underhand]

@K. Kong only of she does 100% of the eating and makes 100% of the mess at home

[@turnerburner922]

It’s all good if they cook

[@taboowriter9229]

Every coworker at a ware house job.

[@cat_city2009]

When normal humans try to mimic an actual psychopath.

[@Adam-go7cz]

I lost it when she said: he physicly lost his licence too gooood

[@cinemamadness6920]

Spot on for 99 percent of people enjoying his content. But we all need inspiration to get out of bed, especially in the 2020s. Nothing wrong with aspiring to be better

[@Threelegs94]

bro, u need Tate

[@SRR-5657]

Listen to Jocko Wilink then, he's not a moron.

[@larsagna464]

i dont need andrew tate for inspo to get out of bed but he was helpful in helping me start up a human trafficking business out of southeast asia. about 13 bodies are rotting in a shipping container in baltimore right now but its on them because they didnt grind hard enough

[@joeywheelerii9136]

@@larsagna464 Based and human trafficking pilled

[@randobad]

My inspiration is not to get fired from my decent paying job that is fairly easy.

[@lukeyduke79]

I feel this is probably an accurate representation of how this would go lol

[@groovybanana6632]

It is :) Dumped my boyfriend last week because of it lol

[@E46-p2b]

​@@groovybanana6632 you lost, he won.

[@Nathan-gd7xq]

@@groovybanana6632 so, you're single now?

[@icon5819]

@@groovybanana6632 good for him

[@bosshogg8447]

If I ever go to prison, I hope Ryan Long is my cellmate.

[@quantumcolson3495]

This is the male equivalent of “Girl Boss”

[@avithedev]

Didn't expect Ryan make a skit about Andrew Tate 💀

[@nervrenders]

Glad he did though!

[@OfficialGOD]

Making money off of Top G

[@chilliecheesecake]

@@OfficialGOD Man, he's really got all you lapdogs trained lmmfao.

[@Stranger_In_The_Alps]

Literally every comedian has made a skit Tate video. I’m surprised Ryan didn’t make one earlier

[@Stranger_In_The_Alps]

@@chilliecheesecake cry about it 😘

[@matthewhall7976]

2:35 when she said his "little project is riding her nerves" I am really shocked he didn't respond with "babe don't say its little when the camera is on" 😭🤣🤣

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

Gotem

[@joacimwarn3808]

You are a freakin' legend Ryan, love your stuff!

[@Herpusderpus]

If you’re a guy that needs to emulate public figures, regurgitate everything they say, and base your lifestyle around their advice, then you aren’t your own man. You’re their man. I remember when I finally hit the angsty teen years and started challenging my dad’s advice and calling him out when he was wrong, thinking more for myself, and even though he never verbally said anything, I could tell he was proud that I was starting to step out from under his shadow. He always seemed to encourage me to question him, and admitted when I was right (not grudgingly, either). That’s the kind of role model I want to be for my son.

[@ArnicaMachado]

You have a great dad. I'm a little jealous of you!

[@asscrackistan]

Yeah man you got lucky and actually got a real dad instead of some people pleasing emotional weakling, hope you made the best of that golden ticket

[@cristianproust]

You missed the point. The video is about an unsuccessful guy living with a witch. Tate made his freedom possible

[@winzyl9546]

@@cristianproust No, ryan long's videos mock someone or something. all the jokes are pointed at the tater character not the girl.

[@cristianproust]

@@winzyl9546 😂😂no man wants to live like that. She is obviously a witch (and he was mocking both. The witch, and the guy who does not have any tools to get away and need someone to give him artificial courage, because he simply doesn't have a spine)

[@tywins3669]

Dude you keep your apartment at 79 degrees? That's hot. And a boss move

[@Redmanticore]

expensive. i keep at 69.

[@anonymous01792]

Only change i would make is change the title to “Every Andrew Tate Subscriber” absolutely brilliant!

[@qubit7112]

You should change your name to soy boy and then it would be complete.

[@sexatica]

No one would do this irl

[@atheno892]

ok honestly, she's fantastic. her acting is damn good 👏

[@belzaboul]

LIL' SIMPY

[@harry554]

Cuz she ain’t acting edit: Colin English clearly a beta 😂

[@lilben4184]

"acting"? bro odds are 10-to-1 this is just who she is, thats what most women are

[@harry554]

@@lilben4184 exactly. She sucks. Don’t give in be a man, don’t let B1tches like that run the world. Beta males n b1tches is why America is falling apart

[@Cub__]

@@lilben4184 💯

[@FathomlessJoy]

Before Hustler's University I was not going to prison. Now I am.

[@bonnies.d.1121]

This duo and bit is wonderfully funny! On a serious note, though, I do want to say that she is modeling a really good relationship skill during the part about the doing of the dishes. When he resists, she just repeats what the arrangement was and ASKS a good question, "Do you want to make an alteration to that?" and when he says, "No," she doesn't argue or fight. She just goes away (for the moment, I bet!). I wish I could do more of that wonderfully rational way of addressing situ's! Thanks, you two comedic, acting -- and thinking -- geniuses!

[@gharm9129]

In what world? Women who act like this end up single and/ or single moms by 30

[@bonnies.d.1121]

@@gharm9129 Gee, she's direct...doesn't argue...actually cooperates with the man every time. (His character, though, will probably not be able to keep her!)

[@gharm9129]

@@bonnies.d.1121 Female detected opinion rejected

[@benehnn2803]

She’s whiny as hell, would be an awful relationship with her

[@luchodore]

@@bonnies.d.1121 in no world is that not arguing and cooperation

[@Lync512]

I’m so happy to finally see Tate getting clowned on

[@datura_boof]

Shut up

[@greyaliien]

He's not though. The video says when a NORMAL guy does it. Tate is still a top G

[@selrox879]

@@greyaliien touch some grass bro

[@realestatecoachestv]

@@greyaliien 👏🏽👏🏽👌

[@selrox879]

@CJ P. nah, i'm fine

[@__tyrone_]

You need to be a wealthy man to live full alpha like Tate. This is one of the lessons here

[@catjones1305]

That's why I encourage you to start your own business

[@christellen3077]

Wealthy does not automatically meeans depraved. Respect yourself please.

[@karljonson3287]

No thats not a lesson here you dummy

[@tiahnarodriguez3809]

@The Good Yeah, that why he can’t control himself and sleeps with multiple women while also disrespecting these women and acting like he’s hot sh-t 🙄

[@williamthecenobite8504]

It's all about the energy. Energy is everything.

[@theremix54]

What hilarious is how reasonable the woman character is in this sketch, you can still tell a guy wrote the dialogue lol

[@Andy_Sidaris]

Was hoping it was going to be Andrew Dice Clay when I saw the title because Tate was cut off. Hey OHHH Jack and Jill OHHHHH

[@ultrashortbus]

Could you imagine Andrew Tate and Dice Clay hanging out together; that conversation would be gold.

[@drinksafter]

His mother drops off his lunch to his part time job... Best line

[@myleg...]

Who eats lunch at a part-time job? isn't part-time only 4-6hrs a day?

[@peterg76yt]

Wait a minute, instead of starting my own business, I'm on KZbin... watching Ryan Long,... so... that makes me...

[@thejackal9834]

It amazes me that there's guys out there that don't realise that this is the reality of Tate's advice 😂

[@life0093]

Some of Tate’s advice can be helpful if you implement it, but you can’t just worship him like some people do. That’s when it can get out of hand. People are really calling him a god. It’s weird haha You have to pick and choose wisely of who you want to listen to and advice you want to follow

[@thejackal9834]

@@life0093 Honestly dude, celebrity worship is the death of intellectualism. Not to mention they're still trying to defend the guy despite the fact that he's been investigated for abuse 3 times.

[@ReptilianAnusWizzard]

@@thejackal9834 so the being acused thing doesent mean to much for me, but all in all i think Tate is just a clever guy, he realized he just has to say outrageous shit and people will react to it, his advice is pretty Standard, and some views are just straight toxic🤷🏼‍♂️

[@thejackal9834]

@@ReptilianAnusWizzard This is the third time he's been under investigation for sexual abuse/violence towards women. He's bragged about having ties to the Romanian Mafia, who are responsible for the highest human trafficking numbers in Europe and he's admitted on camera that he's doxxed people who have made jokes or annoyed him in any way. So I think it's more than just toxic views, his entire character is under question here. Nothings been proven yet but the receipts we do have are not helping his case.

[@littlenoah926]

Yeah if you cant critically think and take everything he’s saying at face value I agree but things change if u actually understand what hes trying to say which is in my opinion for the most part pretty solid life advice for young males.

[@baahubali3213]

This is hilarious!! Props to the girl for her awesome acting🤣Love to see more satires of Tate😂😂

[@Tartersauce101]

1:05 savage lmao i love it

[@xagonent4942]

Lol the body count part was so accurate minus the crying part for me. Dated a wonderful woman for a while. Full banter, chemistry was awesome, and we had similar interests. Saw a few videos on KZbin on body count and how women were reacting. Asked my ex and she did the usual why do I need to know and past is past verbals, but I wanted to know. Told mine first, 3, and when she told me hers I never saw her the same again. 34. It blew my mind as we were 27 and 26 respectively, but I honestly couldn't believe it. I couldn't get passed it so I just ended things. Wonderful woman and meeting her at church was a bonus, but the body count question does change your view of your partner. Only ask if you are prepared for the answer and can handle it. Great either way video man!

[@رزيئة]

الله يشفيك 🤲🤲

[@AthenaMarina3]

Well you’re an idiot for asking and you lost a great woman over it. NEVER ask and it’s not your business to ask. Your body count is not her business either & mature people don’t give a shit about things like that. Next time don’t be an idiot there are some things you are better off not to know. You wasted a potentially awesome relationship with someone who sounds amazing. Don’t fuck it up like that again. You don’t get ANYTHING from knowing.

[@xagonent4942]

@@AthenaMarina3 I respect your opinion under the premise of the freedom of speech and the fact I respect other's perspectives, but how i choose to go about things is my right. Knowing a womans body count is vital for me to form a long term relationship and my personal standard. Others have standards and things seem to go well. So asking a woman how many men she has been with is important. She tells me, I process that information and then decide if it's worth being with that person. And it work in the other way as well. Women ask about income, living situation and criminal past, so this for me is one of the question I need to know. I recently went out with a lovely woman from my gym and we enjoyed ourselves. I asked her in the third date and she told me and then I continued the date. A few days later I told her even though we have tons in common and our goals align she is better off finding someone else or we are better off as friends. We see each other everyday at 3 am in the gym so no animosity there. I ask in a polite fashion and then just decide if it's worth further pursuit. No shame on women who have been with numerous amounts of men, but for me and my personal standard I want someone yoked as I am. I have only been with 2 people and meeting a woman who has been with hundred, what exactly is that? Just a preference my friend.

[@igoryegin9531]

Good decision. Can't make a wife outta a hoe

[@Ninjaananas]

Did you ask whether you were included in that number?

[@the1prodig432]

The problem is people think they can be like the tates with $4 in their accounts and 80 extra lbs attached to their bodies 😂 Hilarious video

[@kimkitty3914]

😂😂😂😂 exactly.

[@cataboss8288]

Don't forget the clean conscience...to get Tate's fortune you have to scam,steal and bully your way to the top...

[@justhair17]

You can do it without money if you are rly good looking and know what you are doing. But yeah, would be a bit hard with 80 lbs overweight.

[@kimkitty3914]

@@justhair17 also if the woman is a low self-esteem ugly fat girl.

[@justhair17]

@@kimkitty3914 dunno, dont have much experience with fat ugly girls

[@The_ZeroLine]

His mom drops off pre-made launches. 😂

[@TrangleC]

Ryan is a great body language actor.

[@stevenjm12]

Nice matt and Shane magnet on the refrigerator

[@kolbyjones6337]

The Dawgz!

[@RandomNorwegianGuy.]

The first step to become a sigma, like Andrew: Wear sunglasses inside

[@ReginaMills-c4d]

Corey Hart did it first.

[@rpfcreates4476]

“Ok well no you didn’t” lmao

[@punkmeathead3792]

I was already immensely enjoying the skit and then he said “If women had their body counts on their forehead…” and I spit out my eggs. 😂

[@mereen750]

I mean, it WOULD save time.

[@punkmeathead3792]

@@mereen750 it literally would solve a lot of problems

[@haroondaman7162]

0:25 you made a mistake, the alteration was suppose to be that she doesn't work anymore and that you now work 14 hour shifts because your the man.....

[@Mansplainer452]

😂😂😂😂 This is so on point it's actually kinda sad. Because of Tate's presence and recent popularity, most men feel like they can step in his shoes. Minus the 4× kickboxing championship belts and the extreme wealth. Like the time we watched Bruce Lee movies as kids and went out believing we could kick some serious ass😂😂

[@shawnbishop9936]

The 4x kickboxing line may or may not actually be cap lol. I watched a video on him and he was only in the ring for like a year…

[@Mansplainer452]

@@shawnbishop9936 seriously?? I thought it was a fact. How has nobody said anything about this

[@lawrence4301]

@@shawnbishop9936 hes clearly an extremely exceptional fighter, he's not faking that and I wish people would stop saying it lol. He's a cunt but he can fight

[@kevintse2870]

I also recently saw a fat-ass say he can beat Amanda Nunes in a fight just because Andrew Tate says females can’t defend themselves.

[@laisphinto6372]

its like the many people think KS was so cool that he put women in their place and just casually ignoring that he put men in their place ,educating them to be better long before he adviced women as well

[@Halo_Legend]

It's funny that in a skit where the man is the butt of the joke, it's actually the girl who ends up being the insufferable one and the man the sympathetic one.

[@joshuajohnson8158]

1:27 lol at the Matt and Shane’s secret podcast magnet. Shout out to the D.A.W.G.S!!

[@RyanLongcomedy]

DWGS

[@crazycjk]

I have no funny comment to make. This video is just an actual masterpiece and I loved every second 😂

[@Chronically_ChiII]

The absurdity is amusing

[@TheDragon160]

This is one of the best videos he has made. I love this one. She is a great addition whoever she is. They have great chemistry

[@swisscheeseplease97]

1:49 “they’re always..on you.” 😂😂