STOP SIMP-PHOBIA NOW

[@RyanLongcomedy]

New York has a Simp-phobia Problem. Use the sponsors and i'll make more videos then normal fellas

[@Buck_nekkid]

Hey ryan

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJPbgmesgtiArck Its finally here..

[@Detalx]

this has channel 7 vibes

[@zachf5195]

Ryan's killing it with that coat

[@theMolecularMan]

More of this hahaha

[@MerriweatherMcWiggan]

This man is fueled by the awkward feelings of others, a true talent.

[@Selvarin]

The 'Awk' is strong with him.

[@xlortiz]

Ryan's a legend!

[@craigr4763]

Unbelievable levels of commitment. An absolute talent indeed.

[@mikekasich836]

Coleen robeeeensonnnn

[@mikekasich836]

@@Selvarin energy vampire?

[@TsukiNaito1]

Girl doesn't want to admit to disagreeing with anything un-woke, but also doesn't want to be involved with a simp that goes to strip clubs, but also is totally fine with that.

[@victorsoto4821]

virtue signaling in a nutshell, women will say anything to sound politically correct nowadays, but that's also why you never take dating advice and other crap from women, since they only generally tell you what you want to hear and not the truth.

[@TsukiNaito1]

@@victorsoto4821 Bitch, I'm a woman. I've lost friends because I wouldn't toe the woke line. Take your "I can't get a date" woes elsewhere.

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

sounds about right

[@codykrueger796]

@@victorsoto4821 fricken nailed it. I feel for the guys in this landscape, what happened to taking a girl on a date for dinner, just for that. And the girls want a guy who will be like that, but they think the opposite because of all this wokism

[@Lots-Of-People-are-Saying]

@@codykrueger796 It really doesn't have anything to do with being woke. Women benefit from simps, they're *repulsed* by them but they benefit from the behavior simps exhibit. So she's fighting her repulsion while saying there's nothing wrong because her life is made better by the affection of the simps in her life.

[@yoloswaggins2161]

How is Ryan even allowed onto the streets anymore. Clearly he's going to destabilize society if he keeps going like this.

[@Chxzz1]

He's not allowed outside. He's supposed to be in my basement but he managed to escape. ...I'll get him some day though, don't worry

[@AaronCo2]

He's my Obi-wan Kenobi.

[@zackglickert4495]

yeah, isn’t it great?

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Destabilize society? At this point Ryan's antics are like throwing a match into The Great Chicago Fire.

[@sorenkorvberg8736]

lmfao he's a legend

[@Mr.Mister96]

"I have a boyfriend" "So why does this guy have his arm around you."

[@4damind]

Her boyfriend is the poster child for simps.

[@Altair-El-Haddad]

You know the turkey is being stuffed by the friend

[@iBeHampe]

Yeeeah lol

[@nahkaboltsi6315]

🤮

[@aidanlanz3114]

Ryan just thrives off of human awkwardness. 😂

[@Enbix]

Haha the one with the singing guy went on for too long.

[@AldSotha]

LEL

[@trevbarlow9719]

Like Nathan Fielder

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

555

[@lucaslucas2933]

Doing gods work 😂😂😂

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

I loved the asian-american guy. He was just straightforward and honest. Wasn't trying too hard. Anti-simp. This will likely give him additional confidence for well earned future endeavores.

[@jelmar35]

He was trying *very* hard. He was doing an entire performance just to impress the girl

[@jayandrusiak]

“Asian-American” 🤣 you could have just said Asian. You liberals act so weird whenever race is involved with anything. Btw that guy was extremely odd. A guy with a horrible voice thinking singing Taylor swift was a good pickup move.

[@yankochoynev652]

I died when the asian dude started talking about getting 3 girls' numbers and spending 400 dollars on a strip club. I even thought he was a plant and went there with ryan, it was so good.

[@tyson211]

Dude had to be a plant. It’s hard to tell though because Ryan has a way of drawing people out. Either way it’s hilarious.

[@TC-rc1zf]

He's at Ryan's shows. Uses as a joke how he knows specific asians ethnicities

[@Yeah0bviously]

He is a plant right? How else could a rando sneak into a private convo with that line 《May I add up to thr conversation..》

[@gustavohermandio1440]

poor guy, poor poor guy, he had no idea clearly what he stepped into. i feel bad. unbelievable the balls of this guy tho..

[@luckydannumber2]

Based on that Tinder date guy who committed suicide on Reddit, I think that was a plant. He spent 1000 bucks on Tinder, got turned down by every girl, and hit on by a girl's boyfriend who found out she was cheating.

[@BosticReiva]

Women: "we love simps" Simp: "hey" Women: "sorry, I'm busy till 2085"

[@jessiejay1]

a real simp will wait

[@HedgehogBased]

No woman in her right mind would sleep with a rando off the street. Knowing this Ryan was trying to get women to sleep with random men for comedic effect. Implying that this says something significant about the women in the video is a little unhinged

[@watevatube]

Takes a real talent to lean into these super awkward situations like ryan does ! love it !

[@bettermanchannel770]

The hardest

[@lw4423]

Having no shame will also do.

[@EM-fi2qg]

I would pass out and bang my head on something sharp, just to get out of that situation.

[@KB-zn3wg]

Ryan is holding us all acountable. It's supposed to be uncomfortable.

[@PetesZ400]

Nothing but respect for guys that keep a straight face asking these crazy questions

[@daviddunmer3889]

i wish i had 10% of the confidence that ryan has in social situations like this what an absolute legend

[@allnorweiganwood]

God help the street folk whose destinies cross paths with Ryan

[@BIOHAZARD_V2]

I was so uncomfortable the whole time and I love it

[@elyastoohey6621]

I want to be in a Ryan video so bad. He probably gets a heap of fans though he doesn’t put into videos.

[@Matanumi]

@@elyastoohey6621 probably not honestly he's still small time in America. This is very much close to the shit he used to do on CBC

[@elyastoohey6621]

@@Matanumi I’m in australia and I love him. He’s the right kind of millennial witty.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Ryan's ability to get someone to stick around in the most awkward situation is approaching Chris Hansen levels.

[@TheGentlemanOutlaw]

We all know how terrible a cringe moment feels in person, but it's entertaining to experience such a constant delivery of cringe while watching cultural faux pas being flipped on their head and exposed for how vapid they truly are. The brilliant part is you dont have to be invested personally, this is truly art.

[@Burnsy6988]

sounds kinda simp bro

[@TheGentlemanOutlaw]

@@Burnsy6988 Simp-phobia is not ok.

[@CowboyHatsAndKuchen]

I love that Ryan doesn't care about the uncomfortable moments...I can barely watch 🤣

[@arison2845]

TRueee

[@harveypolanski755]

I literally had to pause the video because I was feeling so second hand embarrassed for the guy.

[@Chxzz1]

@@harveypolanski755 yeah.. that was excruciating to watch..

[@madhukarjonathanminj2772]

IKR, second hand embarrassment was hitting really hard in this video

[@Christian-dd2qm]

@@harveypolanski755 That's me right now. Gotta read some comments before continuing..

[@andei_]

The hypocrisy on that last girl is off the charts. Third wave feminism: Simps should worship and treat women like goddesses. Biology: Ewwwwww.

[@danielmacconnadubh816]

Your Asian brother from another mother has some comic chops Ryan, quite fearless. Got a proper awkward yet watchable stage presence. Hope you recommended some impromptu stand-up comedy sets for him.

[@Boltrex100]

10/10

[@broomybroomybroomy]

I admire this man’s tenacity. He ain’t no simp

[@danielmacconnadubh816]

@@broomybroomybroomy or he's hardcore simp. Like interrupting Ryan's interview to sing Taylor Swift and rap. It's all or nothing with our based Asian bro. Although he was wise to the potential cost of a pricy sushi restaurant and nipped that in the bud

[@danielmacconnadubh816]

@@Boltrex100 definitely would watch a set of this man. Cancel Patton Oswalt, give us based Asian Simp Bro!

[@TC-rc1zf]

That's Ryan's Korean friend. I've seen him at his stand up. He plays a straight.

[@satsingh1985]

"My last $400 was a derek jeter jersey and the strip club." Killed it.

[@aabahdjfisosososos]

Using their own logic against them, I like it.

[@NikoMalekMusic]

Women and logic?

[@joefuentes2977]

It's almost like there's no logic there

[@ptronic]

Next up incel-phobia

[@ianwazowski5607]

@@NikoMalekMusic Why don't you guys never make jokes about men?

[@Travybear1989]

I remember trying to hook up with a girl I worked with at my first job. I took her out on a date to a local mid-range Italian place, we went to the mall, had a great conversation, and played ski-ball together at the arcade where I won a shitload of tickets and got her a prize, we held hands, kissed, overall an amazing date. When I asked how the date was she told me it was great, but I have a boyfriend but I just seemed nice to her and she couldn't refuse. Fast-forward to when I met my amazing wife 3 years ago, On our first date I wore a paint-covered shirt with a hole in it's armpit area that says "Free Gas, with a stick figure farting", some jeans, and regular shoes. We eat at Taco Bell spending roughly $5 total, then we go to the nature trail (free) and go for a walk while we talk, we kiss and schedule another date where we pretty much just go back to my house and have sex for about 2 hours straight and it's the best sex I had ever had in my life to that point, we pretty much did everything. The thing I didn't understand but later found out is that she was 18 when we met, I was 33. She never knew her dad and I looked like a good guy with a home and vehicle (she was raised poor) and now we've been married for 3 years with 2 kids and an amazing life together. Just goes to show that simping doesn't always work.

[@CiMcM135]

Man the part that made me laugh the most was him giving random confused strangers a promo code only to be met with “… No.” And that is what made it into the final shot of him giving us the promo code 😂 This man IS comedy.

[@madhukarjonathanminj2772]

yup,i feel as if he's is the most funny person in KZbin.

[@GabzitoHD]

4:38 "what would be too much so he can do just under that?" lmaooooo

[@princevegeta6236]

Dude You Edited and still posted wrong TimeStamp.

[@joefuentes2977]

Revealing the absurdity of the whole simp thing

[@lorelei23]

2:58 No way he's actually kneeling 🤣🤣

[@NickNapoli]

Ryan’s like cupid out here with Valentines Day coming up. Setting up simps with dates.

[@rxgueplanet]

That man has bars

[@bettermanchannel770]

Legendary!!

[@dmitritelvanni4068]

Since doing too much for a girl is simping I think I'm gonna have to leave my wife and three kids. They get 100% of my energy and devotion. This clearly has to stop before my reputation is ruined. Lol

[@GrowFromHome]

That interaction with the Asian dude was too fucking good

[@balwc147]

Yeah agree

[@x01021]

Gotta be a plant. Someone find his insta 😂

[@hrmpug1092]

@@x01021 he is

[@brent4674]

@@hrmpug1092 does he use plants?

[@hrmpug1092]

@@brent4674 no it’s just his friend, I think he’s a fellow comedian you’re supposed to know who it is

[@CalRCRecords]

I REALLY struggled to get through this one, the awkwardness was well beyond palpable.

[@franklinturtle9849]

"Simps" are just "Nice Guys" that haven't been rejected enough yet.

[@ms.bubs4fun506]

Or men that do not hate women.

[@belottov]

@@ms.bubs4fun506 give it some years.

[@xTBCGx]

@@ms.bubs4fun506 you can not hate women and also not be a simp though

[@ilangamesyt2532]

@@ms.bubs4fun506 most men do not hate women, yet we do hate modern feminists

[@talsapps]

@@ms.bubs4fun506 Yeah, you said a stupid.

[@malta071]

As a guy, I learned something very valuable when talking to girls. Whatever type of guy they say they like, do exactly opposite. More often than not, they'll be into you. That's for getting laid. For real dates, just be yourself. There is someone out there who digs it.

[@christianwelker7751]

Very true, the right kind of person will like you for who you are. I hope you find someone and have an incredibly happy life

[@HowTwo007]

When there is a discrepancy between what girls say and what they do, go with what they do. Actions speak louder than words. Girls will say whatever makes them look good, in the eyes of society. Whatever, they deem unflattering about them selves, they pretend doesnt exist, and hate others who point them out

[@Va11idus]

The idea of people acting to get laid is so cringe worthy.

[@malta071]

@@Va11idus lmao. If you tell every girl you want to hook up with facts about yourself means that you are either young or an idiot!

[@Va11idus]

@@malta071 if you are talking to girls just to hook up, you're either young or an idiot.

[@submissivebottom2741]

Haha that dude was NOT a simp , he straight up savaged her at the end

[@joefuentes2977]

Lol this manz was almost like PSYCHE I DO GOT B!TCHES

[@BloodSugarS3XMajik]

God Bless this woman for putting so much effort in this conversation

[@tatsusama3192]

I don't know how Ryan makes cringier and cringier videos. This was actually painful 😂🍿

[@xxwaldi]

When he started singing… jesus christ 😂

[@YeeLeeHaw]

@@xxwaldi I thought it was pretty dope. I'm white though.

[@bottlecap6169]

@@YeeLeeHaw What do you mean "I'm white though"? Stop being ashamed of your skin color.

[@4skateboarding11]

You just watched the first 20 sec

[@YeeLeeHaw]

@@bottlecap6169 Whooosh

[@cobyvaknin9449]

Asian dude was awesome! Wishing him all the best

[@ifeomanwandu4841]

1. Narration is perfect gives an authentic documentary feel 2. The kneeling for the girls cause Ryan is so tall had me laughing 3. The Asian Guy was GOLD where do you find these guys!!!!

[@Enward834]

Obviously finds these fellas on the streets dude

[@madhukarjonathanminj2772]

@@Enward834 some comments are saying that he's apparently in Ryan's team,his stand-up team to be specific.

[@Enward834]

@@madhukarjonathanminj2772 ahhh no way. I feel lied to now:(( oh well. It was pretty funny so who's counting I guess

[@madhukarjonathanminj2772]

@@Enward834 mind you i don't know for sure,i just reiterated what other comments were saying.

[@Enward834]

@@madhukarjonathanminj2772 my only thought that might go against that is about how they talk at the end of the video after the girl leaves and it's just them. They don't really seem to know each other. I guess it could be cover? If Ryan was trying to deceive the audience, but who knows. Still funny

[@omgopet]

"why does this guy have his arm around you?" "because he's my friend" Oooof, can't believe Ryan refrained from going all out on him, but I guess that would be simp-phobic...

[@AdityaPrasad007]

This dude is the god of awkwardness and cringe. I can only aspire to be a fraction of this holiness.

[@zerker08]

The god of cringe is already taken

[@elyastoohey6621]

Probably shouldn’t have offered to rap one of your own songs. Hahahaha

[@ianwazowski5607]

Why do u hate women

[@ianwazowski5607]

@@AUSTIN-ss2zd You probably don't but OP does

[@AdityaPrasad007]

@@ianwazowski5607 what makes you think I hate women?

[@yaakovneeman4205]

"I'll keep him in my mind" 😄😄ouch

[@stufoo]

The group of dudes who all, instantly identified that one friend as a simp. Destruction 100

[@ShaferHart]

But he owned it. Gigachad move.

[@ohno7582]

That girl is trouble for sure though. Hanging out with a group of "guy friends" with ones arm wrapped around her and her boyfriend isnt in the group.

[@Janzer_]

@@ohno7582 definitely ho'in. notice how her only complaint was the camera.

[@pingo6874]

Great thing about that one was the SimpKing met a real simp in that other girls "friend". He for sure the type of guy holding a camera while they run a train thru "his" girl

[@frenchtoast2319]

@@ohno7582 the boyfriend doesn't exist. She was trying to get Ryan to quit.

[@MrJonnnnnnie]

"Probably shouldn't have proposed the own song if you didn't have one on que" 😂😂😂

[@ToxicPea]

Let's go Ryan raising awareness of the Simp community?

[@oIJustForFunIo]

This is a masterpiece. Your best one yet.

[@lukeskymaster]

i swear ryan is just this close to actually getting what he wants

[@woofy9977]

What does he want?

[@YTnotes]

@woofy that sweet sweet netflix 💰

[@woofy9977]

@@YTnotes ah gotcha well Netflix missed earnings and stock selling off. that's what they get for peddling shite for years now

[@bettermanchannel770]

What's the want!!!???

[@rustyshackleford9154]

@@YTnotes Netflix is for sell outs.

[@ayodelejoseph6381]

"You look like my next mistake"🤣🤣

[@JamAshleyFilms]

This is James OKeefe level journalism bro. We need more people digging deep into these topics. Thank you for your service.

[@GrnXnham]

Now this is something that needs to be discussed. I would like to see Dr Phil create more awareness of this issue.

[@joefuentes2977]

Yeah it would be interesting to get to the bottom of the female psychology behind it. Honestly I suspect it's just women projecting their own insecurities on men they perceive to be vulnerable in an amoral power move. I don't see any other reason why someone would reject someone based on the fact they would "do too much for you". They must subconsciously know they don't deserve it and run towards their carnal desire to fornicate. In a natural and healthy dynamic, if someone "does too much for you" that would mean they are doing something you actually don't like. A simple honest conversation should logically always solve that in reality.

[@opaidios]

I thought I was the only one who enjoyed awkwardness. He’s fucking great

[@sheabenson99]

No way please Ryan let me do an episode with you

[@ThePaganOutcast]

Shout out to my dude that sang for us. That dude is just a guy out there shooting his shot. Awkward, but hes trying. Good for him.

[@ShaferHart]

He lost the plot real bad. Hopefully someone clues him in eventually. Hope he finds the red pill.

[@zandaroos553]

@@ShaferHart only pills I talk are purple because I love lean

[@anthonylangston23]

@@zandaroos553 my man

[@CrimmTheSkullKid]

shooters shoot

[@Saltymedpac8008]

1:38 hes my friend. imdiately stops holding her and they space up. OOOOOOoooooooh someone cheating

[@mitchellcampbell9242]

I lost it at 2:58 when the camera zoomed out to show Ryan kneeling so he could interview that chick 🤣🤣🤣

[@balwc147]

Yeah same 😂😂😂😂

[@MattShine11]

I was looking for the comment. Ryan is a ducking giant. That girls heart was prob melting.

[@Coma030493]

lol i didn't notice at first, and he still was taller than her xD

[@SENATORPAIN1]

i was looking for this comment.she is fucking tiny.

[@jakub3567]

First, I thought she was so tall

[@syckles]

That Asian dude was great! Takes balls to sing like that on cue, in public, literally in the open. Find him and do more skits 😂

[@Olderaccount17]

The fact that that dude just randomly showed up when Ryan was doing this particular sketch is proof that there's an angel working overtime exclusively for him. Seriously, what the fuck.

[@teddy.rose.88]

Also dude was like creepy and said he was shy but like .... endearingly earnest at the same time and had like super chill body language 😂 a mind f*ck

[@Bigdonger69]

@@teddy.rose.88 honestly seemed like a man's man "what do you want to know, that I play baseball and violin and I sing and rap"

[@RaquelSantos-hj1mq]

I wonder how many hours he put in before he found the perfect guy. 😂

[@bettermanchannel770]

I mean maybe

[@nonyabiz9340]

He's got a blank space baby

[@whatever]

lmfao 6:06 "maybe back to the Taylor Swift then"

[@eternal387]

We need this guy on Boyscast, what a living legend!!

[@craigr4763]

Dude, your work is excellent and you make your own luck with your efforts, but you were SO lucky to get those two people for this bit. I bet you couldn't believe your luck after filming. Just absolute class stuff. Also, you do so well to remain committed to keep moving the scene along without breaking, all the while taking the absolute p*ss with your humour. You are classically irreverent and kudos to you.

[@bronsonlockwood6016]

god that interaction was awkward to watch. but so hilarious

[@AC-mp7cx]

oh my god look at that face

[@questioneverything7598]

Thanks Ryan for bringing some awareness to the non protected group of Simp's. You may have saved a life. God Bless! Great Video!

[@danielj3010]

"Double your initial deposit" should be trademarked. Also, that guy killed it until the strip club story. You never give too many details and that is what defines a simp.

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJPbgmesgtiArck Its finally here..

[@acctsys]

The date wouldn't be have gone well anyway. It's always best to be real.

[@speedyflash8]

"That's the thing.....I tried writing my own songs, but I can't do it..." XD XD XD XD holy shit I fucking died

[@Olderaccount17]

Take note, James O'Keefe: this is how *real* journalism is done.

[@405OKCShiningOn]

Ryan out laughs and outearns ole O'Keefe.

[@lilycai7614]

😂😂😂

[@ShaferHart]

Even The Hill is publishing O'Keefe's latest leaks, that's how behind you are. But keep making fun of the "horse medicine"

[@Olderaccount17]

@@ShaferHart who are you talking to?

[@thepeacefulbearbeer]

Fk that James O'Keefe guy we got Ryan

[@pingo6874]

Her: I love Simps!!! Ryan: *describing any simp activity* Her: Ewww...thats creepy

[@barneyboyle6933]

Ryan is channeling some legit Nathan For You energy with this one and I love it

[@RyanLongcomedy]

It’s the style I did my old tv show Ryan long is challenged full eps on my channel if ur interested

[@d4n4nable]

@@RyanLongcomedy That show should have way more views.

[@DC-ml6cv]

The not Starbucks episode will always be one of my all time favorites

[@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek]

The Asian guy is definitely Ryan's Friend but its hilarious. His singing is phenomenal

[@sumdudenorris106]

"I can't do the number, but I'll keep him in mind." This guy is getting some for sure

[@themadrapper101]

" We have a hotel room provided "😂😂😂😂

[@CoolPapaJMagik]

These poor kids... they were never taught how to communicate with women. Oh well. They haven’t seen first hand how quickly they can devastate your life and corrupt your soul

[@peperuiz9264]

Incel located. Shoot to kill.

[@RJ-ch9zf]

@@peperuiz9264 NPC detected... Oh NVM, NPCs are fkin useless anyways

[@peperuiz9264]

@@RJ-ch9zf o shit they're reproducing. Thank God every incel is the last one of their lineage for obvious reasons.

[@corneliuscapitalinus845]

Pepe I dunno dude, if they can go van-on-the-footpath mode, they can surely go kidnap mode and sire some sons.

[@abbiereynolds8016]

Take that first sentence, and apply it to yourself. That's why you feel like how you described in your last sentence.

[@jklavz]

6:14 The flow gates 😁

[@DestructoDisk]

"Simps are great. There's nothing wrong with it." *Wanna date one?* "Ohhhh ummm...well not me. I have like a thing for guys who know they can do better and don't waste their time worrying about my emotional bullshit. I'm like such a nerd."

[@sunildhanoa9194]

Simphobe detected.

[@NeoN-PeoN]

At 8:17 when Ryan says "Probably the next one you'll get" is the absolute best part of the video.

[@madelinehall6750]

I feel so bad for awkward guys. My husband tells me everyday I'm the most awkward human he has ever met. I couldn't imagine being expected to make the first move when meeting someone and not lean in to my awkwardness lol

[@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986]

I usually tell the girl my awkwardness is a feature not a bug. And they run away even faster

[@bickyboo7789]

That's what drugs are for.

[@nognit]

@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 😂

[@aronnemcsik]

@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 you should learn to tackle them. If that doesn't work use clorophorm...

[@Cybertron824]

@@aronnemcsik WTF ☠️☠️☠️

[@jacobleonard5138]

The fact that the guy just walked up to a random convo to join in and she just stayed and talked to Ryan blows my mind

[@faust167]

Sorry, but I don't believe that this guy doesn't know where to get good sushi.

[@RyanLongcomedy]

He didn’t wanna pony up

[@ankurama42]

Playing hard to get. Typical fuckboi!

[@ivankaseljanka]

This was not real, either, but we still like it 😄

[@TXP9]

Textbook Seinfeld scene, “you must know where the Chinese restaurant is.” Chinese guy: “why must I know? Because I’m Chinese!?”

[@prodigalson2670]

@@TXP9 dude was Japanese tho

[@sk8yard]

Honestly, that guy is a legend. The girl missed out. It really wasn’t awkward he was just being lighthearted and confident.

[@AlphanumericCharacters]

Naaaa, dude was weird as hell.

[@kevinsaviro2708]

Nah it was weird as hell lmao

[@sk8yard]

@@kevinsaviro2708 don’t have to take life so seriously, if a girl walks up and asks you to sing Taylor Swift then damn it you serenade her with some Taylor swift.

[@kevinsaviro2708]

@@sk8yard oh that wasnt even the weird part my guy 😂

[@waynejohnson1786]

@@sk8yard 🎶 “Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I’d never been ’Til you put me down, oh I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I’d never been Now I’m lying on the cold.. hard.. ground” 🎶

[@trublgrl]

I love Ryan so much! Sometimes I get sad that he's going to hell for the things he's done.

[@woofy9977]

wym he’s an angel look at his pretty blue eyes

[@dannyarcher6370]

I'm not. Spending eternity with him is going to be fucking amazing.

[@pggarcia6703]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dann5396]

The last few videos have really been cracking. Good shit

[@seanfinn1046]

I'd take that dude's version of the song over the original any day

[@RD-mm5fk]

Ryan is an actual sociopath but i love it

[@bobtoo9870]

"I have a boyfriend, n here's my groyper friend"

[@marsjokes]

Imagine, as a guy, saying "My girlfriend's boyfriend..." and not talking in the third person

[@bobtoo9870]

@@marsjokes you missed the joke.

[@marsjokes]

@@bobtoo9870 nope, I didn't... I even liked your comment. Just wanted to make a cuck related comment. Evidently I failed.

[@bobtoo9870]

@@marsjokes lmaooooo

[@marsjokes]

@@bobtoo9870 🤣🤣🤣 "I hope he lets me drive his Tesla." He muttered.

[@ACash2025]

Dude the Asian guy had to be a plant! 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣 No fkn way was that real, that shit was too funny 😆😆🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@hlang08]

This may be the BEST ryan long video. Really authentic interaction with those two that went hilariously the whole way through.

[@ShaferHart]

This definitely felt LONG and awkward af

[@stoneg.barrow9991]

This is utterly bloody painful, Albeit abso-fricking-lutely hilarious; IMHO.

[@Bunjee77]

"The camera man won't tell anyone" hahahaha

[@7eVen.si62]

This is brilliant !!!!

[@tylersanders2388]

“Probably shouldn’t have proposed the own song if you didn’t have one in queue”

[@CanadianProho]

Gentlemen, she’s never yours, it’s just your turn!

[@youtubeus3rname]

I cringed to death at about 6:30. Great job

[@seeingblind2]

It's true. I held their body 👆

[@YeeLeeHaw]

What are you talking about? It was about a 99% probability to get his piece wet.

[@justryan5697]

Literally had to pause at 7:54 I couldn't take it anymore

[@common_wolf]

Ryan is the GOAT of instigation and pushing the Awkwardness over the hill. Keep doing Gods work brother.

[@WiseOwl_1408]

I like how the mom is disgusted by simps hahaha

[@ShaferHart]

She's from an era when making money off of them was still frowned upon.

[@WiseOwl_1408]

@@ShaferHart she's a good woman clearly.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

@@ShaferHart When that was what we used to call "Taking advantage"

[@_el.guapo_]

Wooow ! That video is packed with so much things to learn. It shows some women with the right vibes and some with no vibe at all and the one in between who is half trapped in the social constructs of her mind (the one who listened to the rapper guy). And some women who have the auto-pilot activated ("I have a boyfriend!"). The rapper guy could have got her but he should have run away from the social constructs. Mistakes: asking for her number, paying a coffee or dinner and talking about his trip to the strip club 😆 That got her stuck deeper in the social layer of her mind and she was just half stuck. If that guy had gone with a connection vibe with that women, that would have make 2 people happy. That Ryan dude is actually doing some work for the greater good of the human being. Kudos Bro! ✊✊✊

[@kidathlete]

props to the girl for actually entertaining that convo, I was dying

[@ShaferHart]

No one's ever ready to handle such awkwardness with grace. She did the best she could lol.

[@Janzer_]

she loves attention, how's that some kind of thing to cheer about lol. its what she's used to, being wanted.

[@stuart4341]

That girl honestly sounds kind of like a bitch to be honest

[@HedgehogBased]

​@@Janzer_ You're projecting.

[@_733t]

hahahah... You're too good at this man.. The awkwardness is palpable.. and that's before I got to the bit where he started the T-swift

[@nathanielsmall3655]

One of these days Ryan will break the simulation.

[@jarrettjb]

Ryan is so organic with his conversations 😂 he’s a professional.

[@maxchiasson531]

Only Ryan can get a random guy to sing a taylor swift song to a random girl

[@Lee_Enfield95]

What an in-depth documentary. Hard hitting. Vice would be proud

[@skizCustoms]

2:58 Ryan interviewing the girl on his knees 🤣🤣🤣

[@pvshka]

LMFAO 😂😂 thanx for pointing that out 😂

[@ynedd]

Lol Ryan, I love how serious and stoic you can act throughout all the bullshit like you totally believe it. Like damn you're good. My since admiration. I couldn't no matter how I tried.

[@armandoeng]

Girls: "I love simps, but would never date a simp, they are creep."

[@ShaferHart]

Lesson is don't be a simp

[@aronnemcsik]

@@ShaferHart lesson is: don't expect logic from women...

[@victorsoto4821]

Correction "I Love using simps, but would never date a simp, they are creep" is what she was really trying to say.

[@BigJoker]

This was beautiful. The editing was very "Nathan for You." Must be a Canadian thing.

[@TheSpaniard]

Ya know, I'm not a simp, but I'm reconsidering if it means getting Ryan as my wingman.

[@madhukarjonathanminj2772]

mwahahaha, imagine Ryan as one's wingman, wouldn't that be amazing?

[@TheBwee123]

The voice overs are EVERYTHING lol

[@JesusFriedChrist]

This man will literally never run out of funny videos

[@andypitkin9051]

Ryan has a certain genius. This is gold.