Every Simp Ever - A Reality Show

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Follow the new boyscast channel if you’re not a Simp! KZbin.com/theboyscast and the new clips channel kzbin.info

[@GoldbondPowder]

you 3 chumps paying her rent while I'm out here buying her mansion's, BLM style. #BasicSimps

[@wilderbeast9368]

Happy Super Month! 👩🏿‍🦰

[@LolLol-ph3qb]

You’re getting better and better man. Fucking fantastic! Who’s idea was this? This seems like a Danny idea. Either way, truly awesome guys, keep it up!

[@davidmckinnon8194]

I don't know what you heard about me. Brianna can get lots of cash out me. No swagger, no game you can't see. Cause I'm a single mother loving S.I.M.P.

[@PHATT_TV]

Omg 😳 I never thought I’d see collab with u guys(even though I know you’re in the same City lol). Great day 😁

[@whyismylifeweird4251]

Can't wait for a Will Smith appearance on the next episode.

[@jankoleon3785]

Who do you think is running the show ?

[@proudatheist2042]

They have created several skits mocking the Will/Jada situation before the famous slap.

[@iPhake]

GOAT COMMENT

[@iPhake]

@@jankoleon3785 🐐

[@realBoeJiden]

Thats the every Cukc show. Same producers

[@jame452]

the only problem in this is that they left her and went to simp for another girl after being betrayed. a true simp rolls with the punches

[@MrFallenone]

True simp has multiple queens.

[@mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks]

I didn't see them leave her, I saw them find another idol!

[@navigatorofthevalley]

Money branch simping

[@JustActNormal]

@@MrFallenone 💀

[@thomasdavis3933]

This made me lol irl

[@Johnny_Cash_Flow]

Breanna, being a bartender, seems completely qualified to be in Congress.

[@Spiqaro]

Lol, I see what you did there.

[@Janzer_]

and a size queen

[@BossX2243]

Good ol AOC jokes

[@futurereflections4097]

Even if “Breanna” wanted to do good, she is captive to her puppet masters without the ability to do anything else. This is why competency is important.

[@ChristianF15cher]

Please tell who actually IS qualified to be in Congress.

[@Unimportant]

You really nailed the balance between believable simp and believable reality TV interview chair quips.

[@TheGreySage0]

They are all are behaving like dogs 😲

[@cocojeffrey8502]

@@TheGreySage0 or rabbits, had a male and female. The male would bite the wire unrelenting in desire to reach the female. However, animals are kind of smarter than humans, you give the male food and he won't let the female eat all of it.

[@joshm2243]

This is literally every stupid MTV and VH1 show

[@Xenibalt]

truly well done

[@benehnn2803]

One of you guys mentioned the idea of a reality show putting incels and femcels in a house together, id pay to see that happen

[@blue-phoenix115]

Might be different from what most people expect because femcels usually hate men and you put them with incels who are either simps or hate women.

[@blazenfate]

femcel? I thought incel was ppl that cant get laid. Didnt no it was male specific 😂

[@antonioreconquistador]

@@blazenfate its not but ig its a subcultural thing just because there are so many people who cant lol

[@patrickbaklava7297]

If you have a netflix subscription theres a good chance we should see it in the next year.

[@PlainKingboy]

The would all jam I think

[@g392_cs_echo5]

The funniest part about this sketch is that it's absolutely possible, these people exist.

[@jamisoncooper-leavitt5950]

It looks like the bots agree.

[@Nitropanda16]

Dude Monica's timing to your comment may be the greatest troll of all time.

[@kennethdueck5609]

That and Fox would probably pick it up 😂😂 sad thing people would actually watch it 😅

[@sausagetits3620]

@MONICA------ 👇💋 can I buy your sock queen?

[@g392_cs_echo5]

@@jamisoncooper-leavitt5950 Looks like cunts don't. 1 W for the boys. 1 L for the broads.

[@WHITELIONNYC]

I hope this is a wakeup call for the guys that don't realize they're simps.

[@jayedwards7768]

They're already clueless so...

[@WHITELIONNYC]

@@jayedwards7768 I was a massive ATM machine simp and thanks to MGTOW my life has improved. Even if it helps just one guy it's amazing.

[@jayedwards7768]

@@WHITELIONNYC Righty-O!

[@Waywind420]

I was a simp for 2 years, she was angelic 😳👉👈 She still is actually, i just ran out of my life savings money (even after pulling out my pension funds) and had to cut things back a lot. I still dabble from time to time, but I've mostly got it under control now. My free subscription with twitch prime has set a good pace of simpage for me to follow. Sure it can be frustrating to see her flirting with other men, and go on dates and stuff with guys who are not me. but in my heart I know i'm not worthy, and she's going to be far happier with better men. Seeing my name on the support leaderboard above the simps I dislike, or being acknowledged for 5-7 seconds after dropping a $100 USD dono makes it all worth it.

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@WHITELIONNYC why the fuck would you do that even in the first place? Just get a pet for your cuddles and attention and go to a 304 if you need to bust a nut.

[@sharpsonmusic]

This is your best work yet. You've clearly put a lot of effort into this one. Therefore, according to KZbin algorithm law, it will do terrible.

[@whyisblue923taken]

It's not even close, generic comment guy.

[@waynejohnson1786]

Definitely not his best work but I agree with the second half of your comment.

[@nightmanlol]

@@whyisblue923taken I liked the sketch about the quadrouple (3 guys 1 girl couple) better.

[@totaldan99]

damn buncha haters in here, def in his top 5 lmao

[@nightmanlol]

@@totaldan99 idk what it is but Ryan long fans are so sensitive.

[@randalthekidd7006]

“You KNOW she’s a size queen” That shit was too funny

[@TheGreySage0]

She feels unsafe but they are paying for everything 😂

[@Nasty_Zappa]

This is a masterpiece. I’d probably watch this show hahaha.

[@JoeArn1]

I find that troubling

[@Nasty_Zappa]

@@JoeArn1 Definitley kidding on the watching it part. Lol.

[@biohz8445]

I wouldnt complain if Ryan made a couple more episodes with these characters. They'd have to be spaced out though.

[@theregnarute]

simping... simps.... my man

[@ddlk9913]

"Have you seen Briannas sock? I need it for something" I laughed so hard I have hiccups

[@e.starling141]

Lol yes. Dying. 🤣

[@williambarney2874]

Hilarious 😂

[@vthompson1987]

“Let me smell your thumb!” 😂 I’m so going to move heaven and earth to see you guys up in Cincinnati!

[@EM-fi2qg]

Simp.

[@JAFFAWIRE]

Lmfao

[@garnetnard4284]

Imagine showing this to someone from 1998 and trying to explain to them why it’s funny.

[@natalievu4399]

Simps have been around in the 90's it wasn't so mainstream but it was a thing. They weren't called that, but it was the same deal. Don't ask me how I know...

[@allsystemsgootechaf9885]

Simps have been around forever. My fn grandma had beta orbiters. Three of her exhusbands/boyfriend's basically livining in her living room just doing shit for her in the hopes they'd get to smash. This was like 1989-1993 idk for sure

[@TopShelfTheology]

They did, it was the movie "Swingers" with Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau.

[@sleepinggorilla]

Simps have been around as long as women have.

[@jermaineayivoh8263]

@Agent 39 At least you learned your lesson eventually. There are simps who keep on doing the same thing, yet expect a different outcome. Chicks play into it too. There are chicks everywhere swearing up and down that they just want a “nice guy” that “treats them well”. Yet those are the guys women generally speaking break up with, cheat on and treat the worst. Ever notice that the guys chicks complain about the most, are the ones they always end up giving their bodies to ? That’s why you should generally not listen to what a chick says, but watch what she does.

[@ben1895]

This is almost too real to be funny 🤣

[@bigislander72]

"Have you guys seen Breanna's sock anywhere? I need it for something." 🤣🤣🤣

[@gammasmash1924]

This is *simp* - ly outstanding.

[@RubenPita]

You know I usually don't watch these longer videos, I prefer the ones in the street with Ryan, but this one is special... I feel like I really connected with it, thank you so much Ryan

[@proudatheist2042]

It looks like you donated $10.00. SIMP! I am a Simplord, too. I paid for four tickets to see Ryan and Danny live. Simping can be hysterical.

[@LukeyCKsMaxedOutCreditCards]

Whatta you gay?

[@bdan6954]

Simp

[@bideneatsbabies3711]

Probably cause you’re a simp.

[@atticusl.9765]

That's trolling on a high level.

[@LolLol-ph3qb]

You legit need to make a series of this. 8 - 20 minute episodes. This is so good

[@Me-ei8yd]

Brenna is the perfect representation of a 30 something bartender. Everyone else moved on to management or elsewhere, but still a bartender. Just oozes the hatred of life.

[@derp8575]

What possible reason would an E-girl have to climb a career ladder? Being a thot is so much easier.

[@ChiakiNanami736]

So AOC? 🤔

[@derp8575]

@@ChiakiNanami736 Shhh. 🤫 Normies don't know that small people can be used to achieve political and financial gains. LOL! To be fair, the OP said "Everyone else moved on to management or elsewhere, but still a bartender." AOC is no longer a bartender, though I suspect she does mix drinks for "God's Chosen" off camera. It'd be interesting for the "Me" KZbin channel to say it. You'd have to be in complete denial of reality to say otherwise. I'm open to disagreement. Please, tell me that I am wrong, anybody? I want you to disagree so that I am wrong. To admit I am correct would be psychologically devastating. Absolutely lifeforce/spirit/soul crushing.

[@YThatesTRUTH]

These 3 are why the cash me outside girl made 50 million bucks in her first year on fans only

[@tcp8946]

My skin actually crawled when Donny was sniffing and singing to the pictures.

[@wynandbritz9056]

Even after watching this, guys will still simp.

[@reeb9016]

They watched taking notes.

[@Bear-pw7nu]

@MONICA------ 👇💋 maybe the worst place to post these you stupid skank

[@ascendednightingale2456]

Good. Men should care about their partners. But I guess you guys only like traditional courtship when it appeals to your side. Like women being simps for you. Guaranteed you don’t have any issues with that.

[@TheBlackB0X]

It's because leftist celebrate mental disorders

[@bluesteel8376]

@@ascendednightingale2456 Caring about your partner and being a simp are not at all the same thing.

[@Jomi91]

Can't wait to see Hassan and Ethan join the crew! Gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

[@jamessimon2002]

Ian and Yoko Ono lol.

[@Max4Z]

😂 😂

[@sheeralum2385]

The middle part of the sock is clearly the best because it doubles as a bracelet.

[@bluesteel8376]

So would the top end.

[@stud6414]

I wish I had three simps in these inflationary times. Whelp.

[@ninjagamer1359]

Become a hot internet girl. You can do that in these times now, too.

[@silvergirl7810]

I thought the same thing- shame is gone

[@Cub__]

@@ninjagamer1359 that's actually sad yet true.. end times for sure.

[@mr.wilson9941]

Same. Shame im a guy and have to work three Jobs instead in order to survive

[@DgardsGaming]

Not me, i never simping. i hate simps but i love this show.

[@ImNotLostButWhereAmI]

We need episode two showing when the producers finally drag her over to the house and you all sit in the most awkward silence for 5 min

[@daxhunterjordan]

"Yo lemme smell your thumb man" immediately caused a 55 second near-stroke laughter meltdown. If Danny writes his own lines like you Captain Long then now Im not sure who is more brilliant/funny at this point my dearest match made in comedy heaven!

[@trublgrl]

Quit simping for Danny! I was subbed to him before he was even ON Ryan's channel! I made my own Danny T-shirt, and I'M the one who came up with calling him "Daddy Polischuk!" Get out of here, you half-baked Danny-simp wannabe!

[@hometownhero2500]

Great writer but poor timing

[@daxhunterjordan]

@@hometownhero2500 Awww buddy, did the timing bring up a greasy memory? You know who always has poor timing? Hometown Hero's. Overcoming it is their primary goal in all late 90s early 2000s blockbusters. We're all rooting for you!

[@hometownhero2500]

@@daxhunterjordan lol why are Danny’s fanboys gay as hell. Happy pride Dax

[@dangerbuoy]

That nine minutes went by fast. I’m afraid of how long I could just sit and watch theoretical episodes of Simp House and be totally entertained.

[@daniellarosa8144]

your skits make are better than anything SNL has shown for years. Genius comedy

[@e.starling141]

Completely agree.

[@austin842]

This is better than 99% of TV shows out there and I would watch a full season

[@Soas_Records_Official]

As a simp from a long line of simps who only has simp friends, this seemed pretty normal to me.

[@jimmytoy8556]

This would totally work... there's enough of them out there!

[@chewface]

If I had a son that grew up and spent money on women who werent sleeping with him....I'd honestly feel like I failed as a father.

[@mrcliff3709]

I'd grab the belt

[@whyisblue923taken]

I thought you were going to say you would perform a post birth abortion at 109+ months.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

@@whyisblue923taken those are legal in every blue state.

[@Cub__]

Truly

[@freeindeed8416]

You would feel correctly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TWOnly666]

I didn't get scared until he disabled the toilet handle. That's when I feared for everyone's life.

[@Enbix]

This is hilarious! 😂 I usually get bored halfway through a 10 minute video but this sketch was packed with funny moments

[@notgoodenough1669]

Ryan out here giving ideas to netflix.

[@IchNachtLiebe]

No offense Ryan, but Danny makes a much better creepy stalker. That's exactly why I've constructed a shrine in my living room for him made from his discarded hair and toenails..... just to honor his acting...... that's all.

[@chrisa9822]

If your were a real fan you would be outside his window right now.

[@IchNachtLiebe]

@@chrisa9822 Noooo! I've failed you Danny!

[@alexdewayne9392]

Dude. I collected his sperm to impregnate my wife. You're not on my level. His simp DNA will continue through millennia

[@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986]

@@chrisa9822 real fans hide in his closet and watch him sleep

[@maikel6035]

I'm watching him sleep right now.

[@Thomas-ib8fe]

3 decades of movies, shows, commercials, sitcoms, articles, music videos all programming men to ego-worship women and put themselves down have actually achieved this. There are people like this.

[@ChiakiNanami736]

Don’t forget romantic comedies…

[@audie-cashstack-uk4881]

Sex in the city sold the lifestyle of ghey men to women

[@missinterpretation4984]

Right, their behavior is everyone’s fault but their own 😂👍🏻

[@Eugenes84]

“The Chad of the simps” 😂

[@shun_maru]

OnlyPimps When? Lmao the glasses are such a clever touch xD

[@shun_maru]

Danny's "Youuuu Broooooke" broke me XD

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Someone must have broken the space-time continuum. I'm getting videos from the future.

[@kayjr9795]

This is not satire this is an actual documentary from the future sent to warn us!!!!

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

Future? This happened in 2020.

[@CandorHispanus]

The absolute state of modern men Never simp boys Stay strong!

[@DgardsGaming]

Never will, its pathetic

[@cx2900]

7:44 I think Bryan almost lost it when Newman slapped his belly lmao

[@erelfink8822]

This sketch needs a part two

[@krackshot322]

Nailed the reality show feel.. 👌

[@Perqd]

i love the movie style in this videos, it feels so better to watch when you see the actual house and sourroundings/weather etc.

[@NoNamePerson18]

I wanna watch a whole season of this

[@edgarlarios4718]

Please, PLEASE bring this back as a series! Too funny man!

[@Magoverso]

Now I want to see the Mgtow/redpillers house too

[@phoneywheeze]

there's a Ryan the leader's video for this, pretty similar stuff

[@Magoverso]

@@phoneywheeze true! that guy is funny too hahaha

[@myst1cull]

Absolute gold I'd simp it all for more episodes

[@coryb8796]

"Call me an old fashioned simp..." absolute gold

[@chrisa9822]

I kind of want this to be a series, it's a great skit.

[@ninjagamer1359]

I screamed when Newman starting slapping his belly in frustration LOOOL

[@johnmadigan9672]

5:37 had me DYING. Damn Ryan’s killin it

[@ZachMorris2035]

Ryan Long is one of best new comics out. Soon as I saw this dude I was like yep, this guy is hilarious and gets it. Our society has become so ridiculous. So much comedic material to work with, yet everyone seems terrified to call it out, idk.

[@e.starling141]

Yes! It's really amazing how much material is just sitting their untapped. Snl is too woke to touch any of it and that's such a waste. Glad Ryan is willing to go there.

[@rocioquiroz11]

This kicks ass dude, this ain't much but simping breaking the bank.

[@KernelXanders]

This could legit be a real show.

[@Royan1900]

Jokes aside there's a very fine line separating simps and incels. In fact I think every incel originally started off as a simp, eventually got to the lowest point a man could be, broke emotionally, and started projecting the self-loath and anger he feels towards one woman onto all women. So no, simps aren't harmless. They are a ticking time bomb.

[@resikin]

Newman is AMAZING! He fits in perfectly with the rest of y’all! 😂

[@aidanlanz3114]

"I am... not a happy camper right now..." 😂😂❤️

[@NUM3R1S]

You guys are so good- this almost makes me pity my simps.

[@clubberlang5593]

Bruh this needs to be a series hahahahahahaha

[@danieldukette5321]

Lmao I started dying when he said she’s in trouble and needs a real simp 🤣🤣🤣

[@drainfunk]

Wow, this sketch is suspiciously LOOOONG

[@proudatheist2042]

Ryan Schlong does make long sketches!

[@ryanwalston6732]

Please continue this, it was funny as hell lol

[@Binkusbigday]

Ryan banging his head on the lamp was hilarious. Low hanging light fixtures are the bane of my existence.

[@Themaxxrad99]

I love the level of work put in to make this like one of the old dating game shows houses. Great stuff boys.

[@eblatz80]

Best reality show I’ve seen in a while

[@timrobinson6573]

Awesome Video! So, the woman who played Breanna does she have a cash app or Venmo?

[@whyisblue923taken]

She has an OnlyFans.

[@DanEMO592]

There were so many moments that left me scream-laughing 😂

[@Elldorado12]

5:23 Ryan couldn't hold the laughter anymore

[@Cato229]

Exterior: Mansion. Interior: Nice Home with bright lighting. Exterior: Apartment balcony.

[@kevingallagher406]

danny killing me already “lemme smell your thumb”

[@nadavegan]

I would 100% watch every episode of Simp House.

[@MandrsBeWeird]

Haha this is great. We need a whole season of this!! 😆🙌

[@bertfranco6904]

That’s some sick Tintin wall art.

[@joshford8774]

I need more of this in my life, it's simp...ly awesome

[@Rachaellooo1]

This is peak comedy. The best of the best. Please make more

[@wigwam3270]

Funniest part is that this reality happening somewhere. 😂😂😂 And that finally there are OF bots spamming the comments.

[@chrisd6287]

You know she's a size queen!

[@kylesavage4525]

Now THAT is a reality show i'd watch!

[@5horizons]

Under pits sweat is too real. Nice touch! Fellas Fellas Fellas

[@bobcoughlan929]

I bet these guys set up the awesomest snack tables for Brianna and her Tinder dates

[@darthdonkulous1810]

This is a god damn masterpiece!

[@Existential_Dread]

Finally a show that gets me!

[@marsjokes]

The representation I was waiting for 😌

[@ColinBurkeMusic]

I fucking love you dude. You're a bright light in this dark ass world

[@LanguageSimp]

This feels personal

[@dingviet4310]

OMG THE COLLAB I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!

[@ShinFahima]

Funny how they properly look the part. Ryan with the glasses. Fat dude with the hat. Danny. . . Not remembering they were filming.

[@danieltroughton694]

Can’t wait for next week’s episode

[@BrianGreene-rn9uz]

Been waiting a year for episode 2, whats going on? Can I send money to hurry along production?

[@Writing0nWa11s-04]

Middle of the sock really is the best part of the sock. Bryan definitely had the upper foot on that deal.

[@coopboulton]

I’m still waiting for new Newman to start talking about blueberries and NFTs.

[@Lopfff]

Bless their simpering hearts

[@philamahlangu3465]

Please make more episodes of this

[@DOYLERULES69X]

Cross over episodes are the best.