The Wildest Catfish Story: Man Tells All

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Once I was Catfished by a girl saying she wasn't looking for drama. Support the sponsors and sub to my other channel kzbin.info

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Dude that dude in the NY Giants scarf is deep barely understood him because he sounds zoned out

[@PuppyPulverizer]

Every girl is a catfish. Just takes a few months to see it.

[@AndyFromBeaverton]

I went catfishing once and caught a huge bass.

[@jlall4467]

If someone says "I'm not looking for drama" they are looking for drama

[@Herps1]

How to prevent cat fishing? Don't bottom fish. Better yet, keep your pole out of the water.

[@LaytonObserves]

"I didn't really care because she had a fat ass." - This man knows his priorities.

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqe1g6muoZWIkKc Yes fax

[@AxleNo7]

That cut to “probably one of my best friends” killed me

[@suzannaflores1164]

Yes lmao this was a great "Ryan on the street" episode.

[@frankierzucekjr]

Lmao he's a damn trip

[@docbailey3265]

The black guy at the beginning makes more sense than 95% of Social Media.

[@marsjokes]

Super based

[@goldtiger9453]

I actually met tht guy in person, chill outgoing dude. True extrovert

[@NapoleonicWargaming]

He's 24? He looks double that

[@alejandroreyes9574]

The ripped in half joke was top notch. Can't believe he managed to keep a straight face.

[@euqet01di]

I lost it.

[@suzannaflores1164]

Lmao!!!

[@PlutoisaPlanet]

Literally I stopped watching the video there and was cracking up when he said that, I can’t believe only one of those ladies laughed at that

[@Leroykang2001]

LMFAO!!!!

[@serrael-182]

Can someone please explain. English isnt my first language. Thanks :)

[@Plumbob-nd2kc]

There’s a 90% chance Ryan will run into his new bud while out smashing.

[@t.lledsmar6052]

I would give the exact same odds

[@Lopfff]

Best. Comment.

[@baroquerookbr3214]

This dude is a total poon hound.

[@pyxylation]

I love how he took the story from one dude and just told it to other people "My good friend..." amazing!

[@patrickfoster4586]

"Probably my best friend..." Hilarious.

[@teresachapman205]

@@patrickfoster4586 That had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@xlortiz]

known em for a while

[@thepeacefulbearbeer]

Cat fish lady

[@marsjokes]

Joe Rogan: A buddy of mine...

[@dragons_red]

Dude with red ski hat went from joking to serious deep confession of his heartbreak in a flash. That was amazing to watch.

[@DarknessCalling]

that dude is based as fuck

[@lilycai7614]

Ryan has a gift where he's able to get deep confessions out of total strangers.

[@markomarjanovic7643]

The length people will go to not to say 'the black guy'

[@dragons_red]

@@markomarjanovic7643 lol, i only watched the first part so I intentionally didn't say "the black guy" because I didn't know if there were other black guys in the video. I have no problem with saying "the black guy". I did notice other folks in the comments referring to him as everything but that as well, lol.

[@manydirt2600]

He's the friggin best. Fuck the NSA

[@justabunneh6490]

Everyone in this video was really nice and lighthearted, it's nice to see people being chill.

[@Snake369]

yeah honestly the last couple videos he's interviewed some really nice people.

[@wertrocks123]

And for that reason this is probably my favourite street interview vid of Ryan's

[@xlortiz]

Ryan's amazing

[@balloonpoop]

I think most people are pretty chill as long as you aren't being purposely annoying like a lot of street interviews

[@seekinganhonestpolitician]

It's easy to be chill when you hide behind a mask.

[@Corrupted-file]

I love that the cop “can’t comment” on the catfish-crime statistics. 😆

[@Corrupted-file]

@Aditya Nautiyal Not sure if you heard what he was asked, but maybe the cop didn’t understand either.

[@gregridd]

I always feel anxious clicking on Ryan's videos they are a blend of comedy and horror

[@suzannaflores1164]

Lol!

[@Zdravko7]

😂😂

[@-haclong2366]

¿How?

[@ggsnubs]

SAME

[@luisdawnfinder3188]

Lovecraftian comedy

[@truffleshuffl]

Enlightened beanie man with hpv: “Fuck democratic socialism, fuck hitler.” Ryan with love in his eyes: “question” 🤣

[@barcharlie]

At this point I was wondering if Ryan was going to change the "Shtick", but no he is very focused and actually uses other things beanie man said to continue the gig. So Frkn Professional.

[@wm1958]

Bitten fruit as a logo and no joke sold first computer at $666 Dude is based

[@edgarloike]

@@wm1958 they also made a mouse with 1 button. You have to be sick in the head to do that.

[@wm1958]

@edgarloike one button? They wack!

[@wadecurtis1769]

Best line by miles hahaha

[@tdata545]

That took a fucking turn. Also mad respect to that guy, all lives do matter and good for you for also seeing the BS behind the BLM organization.

[@teresachapman205]

BLM is about as authentic as that one chic's green eyes... total front 🤣

[@FrozenSparky]

Antifa / White BLM supporters will call this guy a white supremacist

[@gbolt111]

@@FrozenSparky you mean black supremacist?:)

[@chumpion7180]

I kinda feel bad for him, got his heart broken.

[@SSPspaz]

@@gbolt111 a black, white supremacist. Like Clayton Bigsby kzbin.info/www/bejne/eH2xdaSup7qIrbM

[@wertrocks123]

Ryan this is probably your best street interview to date. Everyone was good natured and there was more light hearted fun, which you're surprisingly good at. Top notch, enjoyed very much

[@austin31bennett]

"A friend of mine, probably one of my best friends" 😂😂😂

[@livingunderarockunderarock9963]

Follow them around for a few days Insert yourself into them Ryan, this never gets old.

[@worldwide_wes]

Dude in the beanie seriously has it all figured out and I want to be his best friend 😂

[@corenlavolpe6143]

Dude's based as hell, I vibe with him

[@Pyramanager]

never knew asian was an eye color XD

[@fixerupperer]

He was by far the best part of this

[@Shroomdiffnuclear]

get him back pls

[@nate7778]

4 years ago I would've thought he was crazy. Now I relate to him on every level.

[@dysonwitwer6430]

"A pretty good friend of mine, probably one of my best friends, he was dating a girl and she lied about the color of her eyes..." 5 minutes after meeting him

[@bholleman85]

Mad respect for the guy in the giants scarf.

[@10thletter40]

You deserve a normal comment. I agree with your idea

[@cujo2680]

Has one conversation with a guy and then immediately refers to him as "A pretty good friend of mine, probably one of my best friends..."

[@SgtSplatts]

"You can never assassinate my mind. I get pu$$y." Truer words have never been spoken. Love is the enemy of the state.

[@BarryB420]

The physical embodiment of the “muh dick” meme. Maybe he was shot by the democratic socialism party of America but why bring hitler into this?

[@marsjokes]

@@BarryB420 socialism -> national socialism -> nazi -> hitler

[@brodyeckblad7413]

Yeah this guy actually opened my eyes a little more

[@4everis2morrow]

Hahaha "don't matter if her eyes green blue black white Asian..."

[@theboyknows3840]

“What about a white woman with a fat everything?” Underrated joke😂😂😂

[@arkine11]

"No matter if the eyes green, or blue, black, white, Asian, purple." This guy is very accepting of other eye colours. We should all be more like him.

[@tintinismybelgian]

We should judge people by the content of their wallets, not by the color of their eyes.

[@Mayhzon]

No we shouldn't. If all the eye colors mixed, we'd be left with only brown. Trufax.

[@candideggplant1575]

@@Mayhzon acceptance dont mean forced interracial pregnancies. Sex doesn't necessarily mean pregnancies

[@seekinganhonestpolitician]

@@candideggplant1575 sex risks pregnancies. Not fun part - that's why we women be selective. Or should be. Miscegenation is the end of diversity.

[@FreelanceGenie]

I was laughing so hard at that thinking he got sidetracked to talking about race when he was supposed to be talking about eyes, but then I realized that he didn't get sidetracked at all, and really meant "Asian eyes" and it was even funnier.

[@bradmeek]

Hats off for the black dude saying how fucked up blm is Fuckin legend, madd respect brother

[@redgrengrumbholdt2671]

That conversation between you and the red-beanie guy was so fucking hilarious

[@Hjaelteomslag]

I hella relate to the black dude. His heart beats on the same frequency as mine.

[@AnyColorYouLikeBro]

I've never considered the bitten apple/Eve connection. I like this guy.

[@GerardPerry]

It's supposed to be a nod to Alan Turing, but we know the real story.

[@robertnichols78]

The first apple computer when introduced had a sale price of $666.66.

[@highestsettings]

@@robertnichols78 WOAH DUDE. THEY MUST LITERALLY BE THE DEVIL!

[@Troonielicious]

3:01 this guy’s special, he gets it and I fully agree

[@nathanielgonsalves5073]

Honestly, the guy with the red hat had some solid insights on politics and government.

[@paulyshore1942]

Dude this guy is awesome. I’d like to hear wayyyyy more stories from him. Bring him back Ryan!!

[@gamerscomplete]

im not so sure theres "bringing people back" that he randomly found on the side of the road

[@sublimekma]

Ripped in half got me to lol in a quiet office. Well done sir.

[@Shangootiki]

Guy in the red hat just made 505k new best friends

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Hahaha

[@MightBeYourNeighbor]

That man is going through some deep shit and this was his highlight, good stuff.

[@yankeetherebel]

Dude that guy is a f*ckin GEM!

[@lisac1619]

"A pretty good friend of mine, probably one of my best friends" 🤣🤣

[@timopper5488]

This kind of investigative journalism is why I follow Ryan.

[@ibtaba]

This did bring a smile to my face!

[@paulwhat322]

For a few minutes Ryan makes me forget all my problems.

[@paulwhat322]

@@MrFirefox lmao. Luckily not😅

[@pjking5942]

The dude in the giants scarf is cool as shit he seems like a guy you can sit and have a beer with and talk about anything

[@SH-lb1nu]

This dude should be a regular

[@MarlinRoth]

Ryan goes out to interview but he ends up just confessing weird life experiences to people lol

[@Matanumi]

You gotta give the weird shit to get the weird shit

[@SuperPlanet77]

for all we know, most the catfishes online could be government agents trying to get us give them personal information about ourselves to make it easier to keep tabs on us

[@Matanumi]

Probably foreign governments.... with Nigerian princesses as you wait in line for covid test

[@ISOCZAR]

Ryan found the black based king

[@YakubiteZillions]

Aint no based blacks

[@JimiVexTV]

That black dude is probably the coolest guy you've ever interviewed

[@andrewsmith4581]

“This is Dustin Hoffman and you’re watching My Bookie!” Underrated line 😂

[@gamerscomplete]

ryan just consistently kills in every street interview video he does, ive watched very single one and every single one is awesome

[@thomasnelson5010]

I never thought I’d describe a Ryan Long video as wholesome! Great content!

[@benedictdecent7766]

That guy is the violence version of peace.

[@teddnaing6851]

Wow. The red beanie bro is making redpills rain. Dang impressive for someone from LA..

[@26longlongtime]

From LA and living in NYC

[@kristinholden4334]

**Ryan meets a new person at the beginning of the video…. “So I was talking with my good buddy earlier…” 😂😂😂

[@kylegoldingYT]

Best. Episode. Ever.

[@vaaalives981]

This guy is based and knows what's up!

[@KhoPhi]

"turns out he's a chimney" 🤣 That's one way to put it too, Ryan

[@godsglizzy2232]

I fucking love how Ryan moves the conversation to beautiful places. He knows exactly what to say 😂

[@willfranklin7069]

easily the best youtuber

[@stanlionheart4687]

the dude with the red hat : KING!!! we need more of him 100% honesty

[@ankeshnand]

The guy in the beanie is real chad

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Very good friend of mine

[@jklavz]

@@RyanLongcomedy Probably one of your best friends?

[@avertingapathy3052]

That moment when you see Ryan low-key troll one of his own. Based on based violence is an epedemic.

[@DJ-fn3jm]

I love how you let the people say curses but you put stars in them in the captions. It's the little things that makes you guy awesome.

[@corberus3119]

because youtube can tell if you have the word written and will demonetize the video

[@billiondollardan]

She put on the profile that she was fun LOL

[@wyattblessing7078]

That dude with the nice coat, and red knit cap, guitar is awesome. I'd have a beer with him and listen to him for hours.

[@kingsrefuge]

I demand a full interview with the black gentlemen!!!!

[@BJ-uncensored]

I got catfished until I started using mybookie! This joke makes more sense at the end of the video. Oh, and it's hilarious.

[@QueensGTO_Viper]

the piano 🤣🤣

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Almost was catfished 2 times before I met my wife lucky I had multiple friends who pointed out flaws with the idea

[@scottbriggs7936]

What river did you catch your wife in. Probably domes you up real nice ehhh?

[@BlazRa]

Damn this guy makes friends fast

[@ryannoonan5909]

One of the best ad insertions ever! Great job.

[@zimbargie2909]

I remember not being able to get a girl out my head for over a year, until I saw her real face. Mindblowing how quick that can change things

[@FlippyHambone]

*Real Ass Dude of the Week!*

[@dannyarcher6370]

Melina Abdullah is, in fact, full of shit. Preach, brother.

[@WilhelmFreidrich]

3:05 "A pretty good friend of mine - probably one of my best friends" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MindandQiR1]

Dude with the red hat hit us with multiple truth bombs😬

[@chrisdouglas1158]

My ex wife didn't have eyebrows, took me 6 months into the relationship to find out.

[@hollywont9447]

🤣🤣

[@chrisdouglas1158]

@@hollywont9447 hows ur eyebrow game 😁

[@hollywont9447]

@@chrisdouglas1158 Haha 💪🏽

[@chrisdouglas1158]

@@hollywont9447 I see u hiding your eyebrows with your fringe 🤔 very suspicious

[@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT]

In this week's video, Ryan records his inner monologue in the most echo-y room on the planet.

[@ninjagamer1359]

These long journalist-style interview videos are absolutely killing me, fricking hilarious

[@iMorands]

I love that you went talking about the first guy around.

[@shanerob5414]

Plot twist: Red Beanie guy is content creator for Ryan Long.

[@personpersonson7958]

Despite Ryan trying to misinterpret everything it was all lighthearted. Props to these people.

[@BlindMango]

"It's good to be smoke" lmao words to live by

[@TheMicahwitz]

Red beanie guy is based AF!!!!

[@tannerg4511]

That story was beautiful.

[@CharlesLumia]

Hilarious lol. The green eyes guy and the older couple were funny as sht

[@AlexCass1515]

What a beautiful conversation, could love mountains.

[@thomasmihelic3151]

Where'd you find that guy? He's awesome

[@samuelc6246]

More great unexpected turns in a couple of minutes than in a full length movie that prides itself on great unexpected turns. What a rollercoaster that was.

[@mxcope]

Oh man, one of your best. I was cryin'.

[@GodofDisco]

That first guy was chill af

[@Zeru.]

"Fuck Democratic socialism and Hitler" Preach my guy!!

[@bobnat2]

This is by far the funniest channel I've found.

[@Jon7763]

any time you do a "man on the streets" bit you need to find that guy

[@alias4577-f5q]

I love how he cues the sad piano music everytime someone tells a sad story.

[@semperpulchra]

"The government is way too involved" says the lady wearing a mask outside

[@Neillionaire]

LOL. I mean she's right, though. We should take our allies where we can get them. I respect her right to do something not supported by data or reason, as long as she's not forcing me to do the same.

[@abcdefg2174]

Could be her choice though

[@evanh.6462]

@@Neillionaire agreed. Maybe she lives with an old person with comorbidities and just wants to minimize chance of catching and spreading unknowingly. I’d probably just have that person get monoclonal antibodies and have ivermectin on hand… oh wait, Biden canceled the monoclonal supply and it’s extremely difficult to source ivermectin because pharmacists are standing between us and our doctors

[@mydogeatspuke]

In Asian cultures it's a sign of respect to wear a mask in public if you have any transmissible illness, including a cold. You can watch movies from before you were even born that show this behaviour. Nothing to do with the government.

[@mydogeatspuke]

@@evanh.6462 that kind of mask wouldn't stop her from catching anything. They're solely to stop the wearer from spreading their illness.

[@cal8362]

Ryan is the best thing to come outta Canada since Cale Makar

[@garnetnard4284]

That was a wild ride

[@xWASDMitch]

lmao the smoker

[@Schultz2322]

I'm loving the new content frequency !

[@treystone1993]

Thanks again for the gut punchers 👊👊. You have a gift. Keep up the comedy hits!!!

[@justanaverageguy912]

enlightened beanie guy is such a fucking mood, holy shit, i love him. my man needs a youtube channel, i would sub in a heartbeat.

[@John_Doe742]

Certified BOYS classic