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[@KalmerVT]

Just to explain 2:57 Europe: Lock USA: Glock

The funny thing is that Glock is an Austrian company. XD

[@jaytucker8834]

I saw it as gun lock, my bad

[@Thurgosh_OG]

@@jaytucker8834 Close enough.

[@Skygoblin96]

@@jaytucker8834 that's also funny ngl

[@danielkirpichnikov2007]

@ not anymore in history

[@worldspam5682]

"ok, we are building our houses with a wood" No, with cardboard and some wood for structure integrity.

[@Goldenhawk583]

not to mention the plastic siding...

[@AlexKall]

Yeah, that's a better description!

[@huyxiun2085]

... it's forbidden to use plastic in housing in Europe. When something is burning in another room, you want the walls to protect you from that and let you realize what is going on and escape. Not be instantly in bigger but burning room, plus toxic fumes which will instantly knock you out.

[@andrewbragg504]

They even build there houses out of wood in a place called Tornado ally

[@anniek4681]

@@huyxiun2085 Is it? I thought the yellow piping for electric wires are plastic. To insulate. But they are mostly imbedded in concrete walls. So not likely to burn easly. Maybe those are the only exception. Or maybe that's the Netherlands.

[@arnodobler1096]

One US American wrote in the comments, "Bad idea to go to Germany, too close to Russia!" me: "Alaska?!"

[@shersmk90]

Indeed, wasn't Alaska only a few kms away from Russia at one point?(jjust checked: 2.4 miles which is almost 3.9 kilometers.... So waaaay closer then Germany is to Russia)

[@peterlewis2178]

But if you were American, you'd know that the earth is flat, and you can only get to Russia by going east. Just look at the maps!

[@demonrunner802_games]

Alaska is only 50 miles away from Russia lol

[@shersmk90]

@@demonrunner802_games 2.4 miles actually.

[@shersmk90]

@@peterlewis2178 no because when you would look to the west, it actually looks like Russia and Alaska are connected :P

[@cyberfux]

Another fun fact: Why are most horror movies set in the US? Where else in the world would an axe go through a wall?

[@Fenronin]

To be fair it's a door no?

[@allenjohnson7686]

true.. the could hack the shit out of my house....nothing would happen... but my home is 200yrs old

[@bencodykirk]

Australia.

[@RabbitSpirit16]

For some reason I thought Scotland. Simply cause its so dense in forest (I think thats the right country anyway, I may be thinking of Greenland idk) But America defiently would have more scenerios where itd happen lol. 😂

[@zizi_strizi001]

Okay😂

[@DruncanUK]

American housebuilding - did they never get to the end of "The Three Little Pigs"? 🤣

[@janzak6182]

LMFAO that was a good one

[@flamer6566]

Ever heard of the pig war?

[@DruncanUK]

@@flamer6566 No, but I have heard of the Great Emu War.

[@natsukiilluna6324]

Indeed that was great^^

[@staticbuilds7613]

No, there was a school shooting that day

[@thenes6839]

European schools: "No running in the corridors!" US schools: "No full auto in buildings!"

[@danny1ft1]

More like quick children run in a zig, zag pattern!

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@danny1ft1 And hope they didn't bring an uzi!

[@olvioltsu5722]

This isn't full auto

[@joanmarinos4828]

You can’t say metric system is not used at US schools. There are 9mm all over them..

[@gabecollins5585]

@@olvioltsu5722 That’s not full auto?

[@penname5766]

I don’t think Americans can appreciate the cheese debate until they’ve tasted European (and that includes British and Irish) cheese.

[@santorininews1]

True is a big debate.... Greeks and Italians have the best cheese for sure 😜

[@Niraol]

@@santorininews1 Greek, Italian, French and Balkan (similar to greek and italian)

[@marcoony]

@@santorininews1 laughing at you from Switzerland

[@ngotemna8875]

@@marcoony Good one lmao

[@stickynotemetagaming]

Out of the cheese we have in the UK, which isn't up to the standards of other European cheese, my personal favourite is Double Gloucester

[@luikanami]

Wood isn't the problem 😅 It's technique and craftmanship. In many cultures over here wood is the only building material, there are wooden houses in Asia and Europe that are 1000 years old and still inhabited.

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

The once that is 1000 years old is called a ruin no one lives in. But we do have homes that is 500 years old that some ppl may live in. I live time to time in a 176 year old house

[@luikanami]

@maxinejyellee3401 It's a big misunderstanding that wooden houses are always easier destructed by fire. Sometimes a heated steel construction transports heat so efficiantly houses are destroyed much faster than if they were made of wood instead.

[@Goldenhawk583]

@@SwedishDrunkard5963 There are old buildings in the world, made out of wood, that still stand just fine. Key word with wood, is maintenance. You will find several stave churches ( stavkirker), in Norway that are close to 1000 years old.. and japan has wiiden buildings that are even older, and still in use. Once a wooden building becomes a "ruin", it will not last long, but rot away.

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

@@Goldenhawk583 i wrote that in 00:10 so it might have been a bitt faulty. also i know what a Norwegian church is called in Norway, i live in Sweden we also have those types of chuches here.

[@Goldenhawk583]

@@SwedishDrunkard5963 I know that you know:D, That part was for those who are not from scandinavia, lol And we all can make funny mistakes when we should have been sleeping:)

[@AlanXEverfrost]

You know, that joke near the end about Europeans visiting Walmart and noticing not everyone is horribly obese and not every shelf is stocked with AK-47's? As a European that visited a few US Walmarts...the shock is definitely a little that there are so many people of that LEVEL of obesity (not skinny myself), and especially that a supermarket sells guns at all, never mind the variety.

[@blackcrasanblade]

be fair they dont sell AK much but AR platforms/rifles but mainly shotguns/hunting rifles go to a gun store fine that and more even 50 cal pistols and 50bmgs sometime grenades lunchers and other stuff like that with ammo no fragment

[@Tommyknocker.]

Ak-47? Bro, even in the hoods everybody using the AR-15 guns

[@Stormcloakvictory]

I remember being in Almira NY in a jacuzzi shop and even that had bows and rifles. But I like bows and rifles so it was a good thing to me. (And ofc visited Samuel Clemen's grave there when I was in Almira)

[@Vincrand]

I've been to the US multiple times (total 10 weeks) for vacation and travalled a lot in that time. The level of obesity I've seen in the US is something that kinda shocked me. I've only seen that before in school when watching a documentarie about someone with an eating disorder. The documentarie was American though... The heaviest people I've seen in Europe wheigh around 130kg, but most of them also had a lot of muscle and could do a cartwheel. A single seat in an airplane would be thight, but doable for them. I've seen humans in the US that could not fit in a double seat because of multiple dimensions. I've seen elevators for 8 people that couldn't fit some of those people I've seen in the US.

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

My experience was quite similar to yours. I have spent over 7 months total in the US. It didn't shock me that there were a lot of overweight people, but rather just how obese some were. It was also the first time I met people who've had weight loss surgery or had to use those scooters to get around. The prevalence of cars, even for short distances, was also another culture shock - and how much fast food people ate! Though I can't deny that I didn't love stuff like Taco Bell and KFC. Walmart was also a crazy place. I honestly can't remember them selling guns (maybe they do not in the state of Washington?) but in general the size of the store and the variety was shocking. Going there in the middle of the night, high as a kite, was a surreal experience.

[@harbingerofevil]

Ryan, I really like you looking things up instead of pretending you know it all!

[@reinhard8053]

In Europe you go to the doctor, because it doesn't cost you anything (directly), and you need his affirmation, that you are ill and can stay home - paid ! Or if it happens during vacation, so that you don't loose these free paid days, because ill days are no vacation.

[@nicoladc89]

Not everywhere you need doctor's affirmation for the first days. But you still go to the doctor because you don't know if it's a normal cold or something else, the doctor does (more than you at least). This means - for example - treat bronchitis after the first symptoms and not in an advanced stage. Less expensive, more healthy.

[@minefoxc4015]

Laughs in going to emergency 5 times and 2 ambulance rides in 12 years and paying a grand total of 40 something € for forgetting my car parked there while taking the bus home.

[@cyberfux]

@@minefoxc4015 Yeah, the most expensive thing i had to pay after an emergency kidney operation with prolonged hospital stay was the parking fees of the hospital i went to and the taxi drive from the other hospital back to the first one to get my car... After i saw the amount on the machine i went to the staff and gave them my car keys - the car wasn't worth the 300something € they wanted ;-)

[@RealYsaacs]

In america, you dont get paid vacation at all lol

[@minefoxc4015]

@@RealYsaacs *laughs again in getting 10 holidays, going to Romania for a month, and chilling at home for 2 more weeks. Then my aunt in New York asks if I want to move there to make more money lol. I'm happy in my isolated home in the middle of a field now getting unemployment, and free rent and 300€ grocery card monthly from the state thank you.

[@jordicl4325]

12:36 i like to imagine all of europe in full plate armor and swords during a zombie apocalypse 😂😂. In fact, it would be more efective than guns, swords don't run out of ammo and full plate is a 100% protection against bites/scratches/any other attack a zombie can do.

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

Well i do own a sword and a swedish helmet from ww2

[@zirilan3398]

Tbh I think the best armor you could have against zombies would be segmented clothing enhanced with 3 layers of duck tape

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

@@zirilan3398 or padded armor

[@jordicl4325]

@@zirilan3398 I think that would be too clunky, i'd rather wear plate if available.

[@crishaye]

I play Left 4 Dead 2 which is a zombie game and I do prefer using a katana or machete. It's more effective in fighting horde.

[@crunchyscorpio9186]

Why would we have Mac an Cheese when there is pasta formaggio or Käsespätzle or tons of other dishes combining cheese and pasta. And cheese... oh well Italy alone has round about 400 different types of cheese and the other European Nations have similar numbers. Tasty, tasty cheese of all kinds.

[@annedunne4526]

Yes. Such wonderful variety and taste of European cheeses. Just go into a Dutch supermarket.

[@MrJudgi]

@@annedunne4526 would we like to start a war and discuss what cheese is the best? XD

[@annedunne4526]

@@MrJudgi No I live in an EU country. We have access to all the best cheeses.

[@DenUitvreter]

I think we can all agree France has the width, depth and top over all countries, but also countries Portugal and Belgium have a wide variety of great cheeses without being known for it. Sometimes I have to explain foreigners that there are much better Dutch cheeses than the supermarket Gouda that gets exported too, but that's about how heated it gets.

[@DenUitvreter]

@@annedunne4526 No, that's not where the good cheese is.

[@melvinkratz8732]

I dislocated my knee and had to go to the ER and all we paid for was the parking ticket ($3). Live in Sweden🇸🇪

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

Cost me 1$ for the tram ride to the hospital when i had surgery to get out a teath that was stuck under another tooth.

[@angelavara4097]

@@SwedishDrunkard5963 it's tooth not teath.

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

@@angelavara4097 thank you

[@livedandletdie]

@@SwedishDrunkard5963 tram ride, sounds like Gothenburg to me. I remember taking number 5 to Liseberg station a few times in my life.

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

@@livedandletdie and now you know what city I live in

[@denzelpanther240]

The only thing you need to know about imperial measurements is that their official definition uses the metric system

[@clubardi]

it's very ironic when you think about it, uses 'freedom' units made by their former overlord and then uses the metric system for the official measurement definitions

[@blackcrasanblade]

we use it for weapons

[@nilianstroy]

​@@blackcrasanbladeand drugs lol

[@blackcrasanblade]

@@nilianstroy true but that most places we had to make a chart for other places to understand our measurement for space travel A-B but america uses it for firearms mainly drugs just over all thing

[@Cryo_CruisE]

9:26 Ryan: *sees a kid with a gun* Also Ryan: "oh Shoot" The kid: Wise choise of words

[@NavySeal2k]

2:15 "It's obvious pepper jack!" "HANS, GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!"

[@samuelpinder1215]

Ze hav done zis in ze 1940s and vill do it again

[@TSteffi]

LMAO

[@jo.s7993]

@@samuelpinder1215 I say old chap, have you met Mr Cheddar wat, wat?

[@0Clewi0]

He's just comparing american ones

[@__Mist__]

As a French, I have at least 5 favorite sorts of cheese. Maybe more. Some are Italian, though

[@jespoketheepic]

16:30 this moment caught me off guard. 😂 "well, not at Walmart" had me for a moment thinking that it was actually an overblown stereotype, but then the shotguns actually being in Walmart brought it right back into really.

[@tangerine4665]

14:17 This is so true. I had to see this map to finally understand that. Americans kept thinking my country is close to Russia, while it is actually on the Adriatic and I had to keep explaining our culture is more like central European/mediterannean, but they just couldn’t conceptualize it. Now I get what their perspective was.

[@itachiuchiha7728]

still better than Pizza

[@thesebi]

At least you won't get asked if you are from Nazi Germany, Communist Germany or the nice Germany. 🤣

[@friedrichhayek4862]

Certainly is Geographically too close in military terms.

[@tangerine4665]

@@friedrichhayek4862 But that’s like all of Europe. Everything is close. Americans are so isolated because of how big the country is, they have a totally different perspective. But yeah, it’s closer then the rest of the world I guess.

[@layziek2137]

And Americans get shocked when they hear that Norway borders Russia in the north. Somehow we are not supposed to be close to Russia at all. Geography is a thought one 😂

[@flodthelunatic5678]

I am European and I enjoyed it from my side

[@sul.7900]

"US" stands for "Ur Shot" and "UK" stands for "Ur Knifed"

[@samuelpinder1215]

And paris stands for both

[@zitronenwasser]

@@samuelpinder1215 additionally stands for "you're bombed"

[@samuelpinder1215]

@@zitronenwasser yes

[@blackcrasanblade]

wonder why they dont wear treated leather or chainmail anymore bot stop a knife you learn it needed

[@lfcmike12]

@@samuelpinder1215 Thought it stood for "flee from Germans"

[@zbrigaider9423]

As a British person who teaches English in Japan and has to deal with the constant use of the word soccer, I reached for the keyboard when you said 'soccer is a cool name tho'. Then you retracted and I sat back in the chair XD

[@R0gueM]

Soccer is a cool name though.

[@twatinahatsmith7428]

I am UK and born 1961, and the term soccer was used on a regular basis. It is a British term. So I can't see the problem.

[@V0r4xiz]

3:00 Glock ;) 8:50 No, brother. We don't need noodles with instant orange mock cheese. We have KÄSESPÄTZLE! :P

[@MrJudgi]

Way better, and we have cheese that isnt 100% chemicals

[@aRealAndHumanManThing]

@@MrJudgi sorry, but it is 100% chemicals

[@kBaylife_painting]

@@aRealAndHumanManThing everything is

[@zitronenwasser]

i really think one should care less about something synthetic or not at this point, as long as it isn't harmful

[@V0r4xiz]

Everything that is matter is chemicals. And even if you said synthetic instead, that's still not the problem.

[@commanderkruge]

German here - the division into 12 instead of 10 units does actually have a certain sense and isn't completely random: 12 can be divided by 3 and 4 and that makes the number more practical in some regards. That's why there's 12 hours on a clock too. The "Dozen" was important enough to get it's own word - in many languages.

[@steveknight878]

Yes, indeed (16 would have been better). The problem is that people conflate metric and decimal. The wonderful thing about the metric system is that measurements of volume, length and weight are all related to each other, and they all use the same divisor (10), rather than the mishmash of imperial measures (12,14,16,20 etc.) Decimal only makes sense because we have 10 digits. If we had had 12 then we would have used base 12 instead of base 10, and that would have been so much better.

[@commanderkruge]

@@steveknight878 Not to forget energy measurements, they go into the whole metric system too. There's connections to measurements too. Joule, Volt, Ampere, Temperatures - it's all designed to be interconnected with simple numbers at some point. Which was a brilliant move.

[@steveknight878]

@@commanderkruge Yes, indeed - the whole thing hangs together far better than imperial.

[@vicenterodriguezalcalde7198]

In Spanish we've a word for "dozen",too, it's called "docena".

[@commanderkruge]

@@vicenterodriguezalcalde7198 "Dutzend" in German. Obviously the same root. So I *assume* that Root might be Latin, since it turns up both in Spanish (a "Latin" language) AND in German and English ("Germanic" languages). Usually that hints at them old imperialists leaving their traces. :D Yupp! mittelhochdeutsch (medieval German) "tozen" -> middle Latin "dozena" -> Latin "duodecim" (twelve). :)

[@Sir.BlackHole]

football: foot + ball american: hands. *Logic has left the chat*

[@MarabuToo]

Well, yes, BUT what were the Americans to do back in the day? Their game isn't handball (and there ARE dropkicks and fieldkicks), it isn't really rugby either, and the name football was free to use, as back then the BRITS called our game "soccer" (from "Association Football", as opposed to rugger = "Rugby League Football"), so... 😉

[@samuelpinder1215]

@@MarabuToo handegg

[@MarabuToo]

@@samuelpinder1215 😂

[@missharry5727]

@@MarabuToo Public school (ie very expensive private schools for toffs like Boris Johnson of Eton and Rishi Sunak of Winchester) slang. Rugger means from Rugby, another toff school. Soccer means Association. Known to real people as rugby and football respectively. Just don't get me started on the Eton Wall Game, the only real game in the world that is even weirder than quidditch. Google it for yourself.

[@arjix8738]

The funny thing is that a sport named handball exists

[@gwens2463]

I love these memes. Clowning on eachother brings us together tbf, we're all pretty ridiculous and we all need a good laugh once in a while. Life is absurd. Greetings from Belgium!

[@martinaklee-webster1276]

Metric: Water boiles at100° , freezes at 0°

[@HrLBolle]

dont make it to easy for him to get the answer

[@monkeybusiness673]

True, but has nothing to do with the metric system ;-)

[@juuu3611]

@@monkeybusiness673 it’s based on it

[@monkeybusiness673]

@@juuu3611 It's not, really. Celsius observed the boiling and freezing point, decided that those were 100 and 0 and then divided the scale into equal parts. Maybe you could argue that "dividing into 100 parts" is metric; but it's really only convenient. The tempreature difference of 1K is exactly the same as 1°C, but that doesn't make it metric.

[@ss974]

@@monkeybusiness673 Yes and no. The celsius was in 1741and not a part of the definitive edition of the "metric system" in 1799.... but the metric concept and idea is much older. Charlesmagne between 740-814 wanted to instaure a 1 10 100 1000 system for everyones in his empire but failed; For exemple, the Roman empire used the concept 1 10 100 1000 for their army. The point is just faciliting conversion, not having one guy saying it's 3.86 feet and his neighbour saying no, it's 4.68 feet didn't you see clearly it's a squirrel plus a californian foot ?

[@horstschafer1839]

Protected by GLOCK means a semi-automatic pistol built in Austria,Europe. Used by police worldwide, also US. Lightweight metal ceramic body, very reliable.. Greetings from Austria

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

In sweden we use p225

[@blackchecker2009]

in the US you use rocket launcher 🤣

[@richardmangelmann4975]

With the houses, there's even this one hospital in germany that is still standing after a whole bomb landed on it. Those are the most durable and best built buildings Ive ever seen honestly, tho sadly theyre not in use anymore so some have a whole new forest growing on top of the roof. The place is called Beelitz-Heilstätten and the buildings were a tuberculosis clinic

[@Alexandros.Mograine]

The 4th of July joke really got me because i swear im not kidding a american once asked me if we celebrate the 4th of July xD

[@marcleewinser8534]

...in NORWAY.

[@dreci3001]

Probably the first american that didn't recognize the Glock logo! 😄

[@cyberfux]

Fun fact: The most popular cheese in Germany is the Dutch Gouda!

[@gabbagabo7860]

Not mozzarella? Well yea maybe

[@HolgerJakobs]

@@gabbagabo7860 On pizza, yes. On bread, it's Gouda (named after the Dutch city).

[@benjaminloehner257]

Oh, we build houses from wood, too. But we don't use 1 by 4 matchsticks.

[@dudoklasovity2093]

LOL

[@IljaHordist]

2:24 I don't know, I'm Swiss - our regular "which one is best" clashes with other nations are about chocolate.

[@LongandWeirdName]

Belgian.

[@AlexKall]

Swedish

[@crishaye]

American Cadbury? 🤣😂🤮

[@ToveriJuri]

@@AlexKall The best chocolate in Sweden Comes from a Finnish company anyway.

[@AlexKall]

@@ToveriJuri we'll have to agree to disagree. Fazer has great chocolate but so does Marabou.

[@jasonderp5933]

The irony is America doesn't even develop technology themselves, they outsource it all.

[@johanalejandrocazadordepin7225]

Nah, they develop the designs. Manufacturing is what it's outsource.

[@jasonderp5933]

@@johanalejandrocazadordepin7225 he said to to the guy who literally worked with the engineers and did the cad work for the PCBs for the radar systems used for their armed forces 😂, in Australia. Literally what they do in the US is nothing more than put parts together.

[@KDH-br6hy]

​@@johanalejandrocazadordepin7225true

[@luk4s56]

@@johanalejandrocazadordepin7225 your biggest inventor is literally famous for copyrighting other people's inventions then trying to run them out of business.

[@Makapaa]

Wood isn't the problem with building houses and other structures. How you build is. Wood is extremely strong, flexible and resistant (and replaceable!) material with surprisingly high load-limits if you build to last.

[@ideegeniali]

In Turkey or Rome you can see Roman buildings >2000 years old standing. Can't do that with wood. You need stone.

[@Makapaa]

@@ideegeniali No shit? But I don't see those stone block materials renewing every 20 odd years. Do you? Well-built wooden structure outlasts several of these cycles, often with relatively marginal repairs/replacements. You do not "need stone". You need regulations and skill.

[@alexdragoon74]

​@@Makapaa😂

[@EngelinZivilBO]

I'll visit a doctor with a cold, he sends my into sick leave for a week and I keep my 30 days of vacation and some meds.. and nobody else get sick at work.. its a win win situation

[@smaragdwolf1]

its a win win win situation. You can stay athome to rest, while keeping your vacation days. Your workplace doesnt need to deal with sick people. Your doctor gets paid by the Health insurance for the medical Check.

[@EngelinZivilBO]

@@smaragdwolf1 my workplace get paid by health insurance to compensate my temporary leave as well😆

[@ToveriJuri]

@@smaragdwolf1 Oh you get health insurance from your workplace? Must be nice.

[@smaragdwolf1]

@@ToveriJuri no. Most of us use a statutory health insurance. By splitting the cost of health insurance between almost all citizens, its pretty affordable for everyone. We dont even have to manually pay it, our Workplaces automatically deduct it from our monthly gross wage and send it over to the health insurance. pension insurance, unemployment insurance, care insurance and income tax are also automatically deducted. If we dont have extra expenses, we technically dont have to fill out tax returns like some other Countries who scare their Citizens with Jailtime if they dont do that. No, the Tax office is integrated and knows exactly what everyone gets every month. In over 35 years of living, i never had to fill out a tax return. Have a simple life, the amount of money i maybe could get back is not worth the hassle.

[@ToveriJuri]

@@smaragdwolf1 Sorry I was confused In thinking that you were an American. I don't know why.

[@DillaryHuff]

15:38 - Most Europeans don't wear shoes inside of the house.

[@vixxcelacea2778]

On carpeted floors no less. I'm an expat from America and I never understood this. At least in a home with wood/laminate flooring it makes more sense, but most American homes are carpets and they don't always take their shoes off.

[@DillaryHuff]

@@vixxcelacea2778 Yeah, wood/laminate flooring makes more sense. It's only a matter of habit, but I have been invited to one or two homes here in Norway where the owner of the house insisted that I should keep my shoes on inside, and it was more awkward to me than I had imagined it would be. I felt like I was dirtying their floor 😅 I can only speak for myself, but I like being barefoot or only wearing socks whenever I can do so, and I wouldn't want to do that on a floor that multiple people have walked on with shoes. You never know what those shoes have been stepping on outside. Dog shit residue, vomit stains.. there's so much crap on the ground that I wouldn't want to drag inside anyone's private home lol

[@bencze465]

The biggest surprise driving in Australia wasn't the steering wheel, side of road, reversed roundabouts, or left hand priority. The first car - an MG - was fine, but on the second one, a Corolla, the turn signal / windshield wiper were reversed! I was so confused how 2 standards are allowed. I did wipe a lot of dry windshields in intersections, that's not very safe...

[@jbird4478]

What's even worse is that they allow the turn signal to use the same light as the break light.

[@robinviden9148]

😂

[@Eva-mp7xg]

Apparently, the left-driving system always had the right-hand priority. The driver sits in the front right seat and can clearly see who's coming from the right and let them go. Same way, in those "reversed" roundabouts the cars that are already in, are all coming from the right, so anyone wanting to join in, can see them and give them a priority. When the first right-driving rules were made, somehow they kept the right-hand priority rule of the left-driving ruleset, which is not too easy to follow when the driver sits on the left. And in right-driving roundabouts, you need to look for the cars coming from the left. Tldr: the left-driving system is more consistent and easier to follow. Keep on practicing! :)

[@NenMagem9106]

🎶Toyota Corolla!🎶

[@audreygl5080]

In France, we have more than 600 types of cheeses (and they are all really different from another), so yeah... it is a BIG thing. Especially between France, Italy, Switzerland and Netherland, the other countries being not really known for their cheeses.

[@Robr1701]

Yeah, we have Mac and Cheese but we tend to make it from scratch not straight out of a box, gives us the choice of which of all our numerous cheeses to use in it.

[@-_James_-]

I'm 95% certain making it from scratch is actually easier and faster than making it from a box.

[@Real_MisterSir]

Wait people buy mc & cheese boxed?? What is wrong with the states lmao

[@lulaa123]

@@Real_MisterSir yeah and the ‘cheese’ comes in powdered form

[@HoLoCraftMoDz]

@@lulaa123 wtf

[@UtamagUta]

@R2 You do? I'm generous with cheese on my pasta and it's rich for a food. Can't imagine eating cheese with some pasta in it though. So gassy!

[@stevenvanhulle7242]

Europe: Guy: I'm nearly 30 yo, and I don't have a car. Couple of girls: No problem, take the bus. America: Guy: I'm nearly 30 yo, and I don't have a car. Couple of girls: If you speak to us again, we'll call the police.

[@bugfisch7012]

Easy rule to remember celsius degrees: 100°C is where water boils. 0°C is, where it freezes. In General, at least ;)

[@cdnest]

*US-System* 1 inch ( 25,4 mm) 12 inch = 1 foot 3 feet = 1 yard 1760 = 1 mile AND 20 twip = 1 point 6 points = 1 line 12 lines = 1 inch 2 inch = 1 stick 2 sticks = 1 hand 3 hand = 1 foot 12 inches = 1 foot 3 feet = 1 yard 2 yards = 1 fathom 15 fathom = 1 shackle 100 fathom = 1 cable 10 cables = 1 nautical mile 3 nautical miles = 1 leage 1760 yards = 1 mile BUT you can say too : 3 inches = 1 palm 3 palms = 1 span 5 spans = 1 ell 96 ells = 1 skein 120 skein = 1 spindle Don´t forget : 3 inches = 1 palm 2 palms = 1 shaftment 2 shaftment = 1 foot 5 shaftment = 1 pace 2 pace = 1 grade, step 4 grade, step = 1 rope 5 ropes = 1 Ramsden´s chain 50 Ramsden´s chain = 50 Roman mile You want to know what Gunter has to do with it ? 3 inches = 1 palm 2 palm = 1 shaftment 3 shaftment = 1 cubit 11 cubit = 1 rod, pole, perch and 4 rod, pole, perch = 1 GUNTER´s chain 10 Gunter´s chain = 1 furlong and 8 furlong = 1 mile Remember 1 line = 1 poppyseed 4 poppyseeds = 1 barleycorn 3 barleycorn = 1 inch ! *Rest of the world* 1,000 nanometer = 1 mikrometer 1,000 mikrometer = 1 mm 10 mm = 1 cm 100 cm = 1 m 1,000 m = 1 km

[@awwastor]

I mean, unless you’re like really rich, it’s going to closer to 20-30% taxes not 50, it’s actually quite similar to the USA. Although, if you’re really rich, then you can easily get over half of your income taken, but like, you don’t really need that income so who cares

[@Thurgosh_OG]

And the people who earn that much. don't pay much tax if any at all because: accountants.

[@Arbaaltheundefeated]

@@Thurgosh_OG Yeah, I was about to say... if you're that rich you just have expensive experts exploit the system for you and presto; pay virtually no taxes...

[@TheAzureGhost]

Yea, the 50% seems to include several other subtractions besides the regular taxes so it's technically not 50% taxes but it's still arround the difference between the top and the bottom side (pre/after tax+subtractions like healthcare and such) Atleast on my last paycheck as a rather low payed industrial worker the difference was 54% less than the pre tax amount ( to be fair the last one also included a bonus for holiday and chrismas so the pretax amount was bloated a bit ending up me paying some more %subtractions than usually, but i don't have any other paycheck at hand atm.)

[@nicoladc89]

I think that a lot of people doesn't understand what means that 40/44% of tax wedge means. A practical example. In Italy the tax wedge is around 41% BUT this count the social security contributions (you pay every month to continue to be paid when you retire from work or when you are too sick to work or too pregnant). It's all about economic security, you pay when you can to be sure you'll continue to have money when you can't work. Most of this money is returned back to you. For example, my dad worked for 40 years or so, he and his company paid his social security contibutions (most of that are paid by companies), then he retired and continued to get pay every month with the money he and his company paid. When he died, my mother (and my little brother when he was a student) continued to receive part of that money. Some numbers, every worker pay 33% in social security contributions, 9,19% of the gross salary is paid by the worker, 23.81% is paid by the company (this 23.81% isn't counted in the gross salary). The state can't use this money to build a bridge or whatever, the state "never see" this money and should not enter the comparison. The tax revenues in Italy, all the money collected by the Ministry of Economy and Finance (income taxes, VAT, taxes paid by companies, excise duties on gasoline, cigarettes, alcohol etc...) are around 25% of the GDP. Whit this money the State pay national healthcare, public schools, infrastructures, tax breaks (for example the state discounts taxes up to 110% of the amount paid for energy efficiency interventions on your home), military spending, no profit organizations, state buildings, the local authorities, roads mainteinance, police, the Parliament and the Precidency etc... and part of the social security (unemployment benefits, disability pensions etc...). Moreover, the average net tax rate per family is around 19.5%. This because - for example - a married man with 2 children who earn 30k per year, has a tax rate around 11%. But a married man with 2 children who earn 3M per year has a tax rate around 40%. So, if you have a monthly paycheck of 1000 dollars, you pay 91.9 dollars of security contributions, your company pay 238.1 dollars. Then you pay the income taxes on 908.1 dollars (for 908 dollars per month the tax rate is less than 9%, in some cases probably 0%) and at the and you have around 830 dollars into your bank account. Tax+Social Security rate on your gross salary 17%. And Italy is one of the country with the highest tax wedge in Europe. Result? The Italian average salary and the average wealth are lower than in the US but the Italian median wealth is higher than in the US (91.8k vs 65.9k). 700 American billionaires have more money than the entire Italy (including billionaires).

[@shersmk90]

And even the rich doe pay only 20-35% over the first couple of thousand they earn if the system is build the way as it is in the netherlands. So over the first 73,031 euros people pay only 36,93% income taxes. Everything you earn over that amount you will pay 49,50%. BUT that is not all. Everyone also get a labor-discount on the first 73,031 too, the amount of discount depends on your income, the lower it is, the more discount you get. The discounted amount will not be taxed. so when you earn less then around 36,000 a year you will benefit from that labor-discount the most etc. For those curious: the average income of people in the Netherlands is 38,338 euro per year before taxes. Also different from the USA depending on your income you might get some welfare money to help to pay for your health insurance+raising your kids+ paying rent. The amounts do depend on your income and in case of the rent: depends on how much you pay and that the amount isn't more then the social housing norm says is the max you may pay. Everyone, no matter income can get money from the government for raising the kids (less when high income but always a certain amount anyway) and when parents work and kids need to go to Daycare, the gov also will help pay for that, so women will not be needed to stay home and keep on working. (That money spend for daycare cost, welfare help, raising kids etc all are paid with the taxes earned, which I find a good deal, because we all get something back from it, apart from a working health system, school system, infrastructure, etc etc. )

[@jaspervandenbrande]

I am a European maths teacher, so I am used to the metric system. But a foot being 12 inches is actually very practical. 12 is a great number for devision. It can be devided by 2, 3, 4 and 6. So you can easely take a half, a third and a fourth. Base 10 doesn't do that well. Don't get me wrong. The metric system has it's own uses and is very easy to work with in expressing very vig and small numbers. Fun fact there used to be 60 based number system in France b4 the metric system. (Before the French revolution in 1789) this was because 60 has all the advantages of 12. This is why in french you have no dedicated words for 70, 80 and 90. Instead 70 is 60+10, 80 is 4x20 and 90 is 4x20+10. Hope this answers your question on why a foot is 12 inches.

[@keit99]

7:10 (ca) 100° for us is 100°C which is water boiling temperature.

[@denisj4996]

I am from EU and 37°C or 100°F is too much for us

[@keit99]

@@denisj4996 not denying that.

[@Mojova1]

We also build houses from wood in Finland. From LOGS! You build houses from cardboard and paper. :D

[@beldin2987]

100 degree celcious is where water starts to boil. 0 degree is where water starts to freeze.

[@samuelpinder1215]

Logical units. Not 32 and 212

[@michaeltempsch5282]

The finns would just go "nice sauna, let's get some birch branches"

[@Ollisaa6095]

wood houses aren't necessary less durable as stone buildings (of course the resources matter) but the major benefit of European houses is that they have thicker walls. The walls bight as well be around 5 to 10 centimeters thick compared to the amerikan walls made of paper.

[@lavalamp6410]

Not just the steering wheel has to go onto the correct side (right side) but things like the windscreen wipers has to be on the correct side too, otherwise the drivers side wiper doesn't go to the window pillar but leaves a big chunk of the screen un-wiped in the drivers field of view.

[@of3788]

13:45 As a european I can confirm we have no idea where the hell Ohio is

[@navn_ukjent]

With regards to the school shooting meme, you said that there are school shootings every week in USA. I'm afraid that it's worse than that. In 2022 there were 300+ shooting incidents at schools, and 51 of those lead to injury or death.

[@vicenterodriguezalcalde7198]

17:31 Fun fact: The word "soccer" actually comes from British English, but they soon realized that name was stupid.

[@SiqueScarface]

The Imperial system goes back to King Henry II of England. The inch is the thickness of his thumb, the foot the length of his feet, the yard is the distance between his heart and the outstretched fingers, and the mile was originally him walking a distance with 1000 double steps (that is, starting on the left foot and counting each time, the left foot touches the ground again). And all of them rounded to the nearest integer, so twelve inches to a foot, three foot to a yard, and 1760 yards to a mile. (From this, you can conclude that King Henry II was six feet tall hand was wearing shoes size 14.)

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

NO, the Imperial system goes back to ancient romans, who used foot and inches an miles before England even existed.

[@SiqueScarface]

@@gabrielesolletico6542 Yes and no. The names of the units are far older, but for normalization, King Henry II had his measurements taken, which were then the new gauges, to which every other measuring stick was compared to.

[@wolf310ii]

@@gabrielesolletico6542 Meassuring things with bodyparts is way older than the ancient rome and rome never used inch, they used digits

[@FactoryofRedstone]

@@gabrielesolletico6542 The Roman mile (milla passus - thousand paces) is roughly 1.4 km, while the imperial mile is roughly 1.6km. So yes they used a similar system of measurement, but it was a different standard. And yes, this is where the word "mile" comes from.

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

@@FactoryofRedstone For real? Here in Italy, we know (but don't use) the "terrestrial mile", which is about 1,4 km, and we know and uses the "maritimal mile" which is 1,6 km. I didn't know that you called the maritime mile "Imperial mile" anyway.

[@HellGuardianAngel]

15:21 I think it's about USA ans Europe are normally behind on each others memes because of the time zones

[@IshavedChewbacca]

07:50 Bowfishing is illegal, at least in Germany, since it´s considered animal cruelty

[@raindancer6111]

In the UK we still use a lot of imperial weights and measures despite what is on packaging. Industry and science are metric but domestically we use both. I'm old enough that I still do mental conversions to £.s.d. when outraged by price increases. 😅

[@janzak6182]

2:56 it's lock and Glock

[@lost.in.books2024]

In Poland we don't discuss which cheese is the best. We discuss which mayonaise is the best

[@dasy2k1]

America does occasionally use metric. 5.56mm 7.62mm and 9mm mostly

[@MarabuToo]

9mm - ok. But 5.56mm and 7.62 mm? I would think .22 and .30!

[@systematicjim9295]

In American movies and tv series nobody takes off their shoes, even then they lay in bed 🤣

[@moki4541]

Nah we dont have Mac and Cheese in Germany. We have "Käsespätzle"

[@tobiaswedin]

Whatever that is I can't think it's better in any way. German food is really awful lol, not as bad as British but damn close

[@DoNotBlink.]

@@tobiaswedin then you ate at the wrong places ☺️

[@tobiaswedin]

@@DoNotBlink. Sorry to burst your bubble but Germany is very much *not* known for it's quisine, quote the opposite. It's known for kinda disgusting food.

[@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei]

@@tobiaswedin German culture is very diverse, you have all kinds of different cuisines in different regions. Most people just try some sausages and some potato salad and then decide it's bland. Käsespätzle is definitely some good stuff. I mean, it's not some super fancy spicy food or something, but the same is true for Mac&Cheese. And I think it's just on a completely different level. Mac&Cheese vs. Käsespätzle is like the shitty frozen instant burger you buy at a grocery store vs a properly made burger with good meat and all.

[@moki4541]

"Burst your Bubble?" Bro ate 1 Bretzel somewhere at a train station and think he knows german quisine

[@petermeter4304]

14:30 you guys have a movement for that??? 😂😂 That's actually mental 🤣

[@feurigessiegelstuck233]

Little Crash course of °Celsius": -> 0°c water is freezing -> 100°c water is boiling -> 10°c it's quite chilly outside -> 20°c it is decently warm outside/ good room temperature -> 30°c it is very warm outside -> 40°c it is too warm...

[@roberts13f34]

And 0° Fahrenheit is a cold winter's day in Poland and 100° Fahrenheit is the blood temperature of a horse. And no one in US thinks that's stupid?

[@macman1469]

A quick way to get a rough conversion Celsius to Fahrenheit- double it then add 30 .

[@Inferiis]

The house one actually makes sense at 4:20. Here in Europe we don't really get any tornadoes. Over there you do, and in a hurricane it's better to have a house rebuilt cheap and quick. Also possibly less dangerous for the owner, because a hurricane will destroy whatever it is made out of, and being under a bit of drywall isn't as bad as being under tons of concrete.

[@alexdragoon74]

No, per il semplice fatto che una casa in cemento armato e pietra resiste ai tornado, quindi il tuo ragionamento... puff, non esiste, la casa la fai una sola volta e ci moriranno i tuoi pronipoti!

[@davekump6424]

Well the fighting over cheese, chocolate and wine is a Thing indeed

[@eelco_de_haan]

0:44 "you cant get cured from a cold!.....unless you take that one stuff, over-the-counter stuff" "....i see where he is going with this". lmao that is what we, in some parts in europe, call an "aha erlebnis". and no we don't bowfish, most extreme hardcore fishing is flyfishing at sea....i guess. it's hard to release the carp back in the water, with an arrow sticking out of it....

[@eyeofthasky]

We in Europe (or at least in Germany) have something similar to a Karen, but it's male and called Kevin.

[@annikaParnda]

But where Karens are annoying, usually right-wing soccer moms, Kevins are just stupid and therefore superior to Karens imo

[@sandrasc6580]

In Spain call them Charos...

[@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei]

Although it's a bit different. Kevin/Chantal (or even "Alpha-Kevin") is about low-class individuals who just kinda suck at life and are considered stupid and annoying. Karen on the other hand is mostly aimed at middle-class entitled women who uses her privilege to complain about everything and annoy people who just try to do their job/live their life, is often racist and always wants to speak with the manager. It mostly comes out of African-American culture and then got popular in broader American and now even worldwide use. So both are annoying, but one is considered stupid and poor while the other isn't necessarily stupid but well-off and demanding. Karen would exactly be the kind of person who would make Kevin's day as difficult as possible.

[@HolgerJakobs]

Someone said that Kevin wasn't a name, but a diagnosis (of adhs probably).

[@NenMagem9106]

​@@sandrasc6580 I'm spanish and I haven't heard this name in my life...

[@BMTurceanuHikeRun]

you know someone is American when they refer to cheese by the brand, while in Europe we refer to cheese by: gorgonzola, Camembert, Parmegiano, Cascaval, Gouda, etc.

[@petrophaga8523]

temperature in Celsius: 0° C freezing point of water, 100° C boiling point of water it's easy ;)

[@zamarco2]

In reality, every time an American eats a pizza with pineapple one of us Italians goes to hospital for a heart attack 😁

[@marklar9156]

Pineapple on pizza (normally with ham and thus making it 'Tropicana') is popular in northern Europe (Finland, Sweden Norway) too! Hope your heart can handle?! ;) But during my visits to Italy on top of simple pizzas like 'Margherita', 'Diavola' & 'Prosciutto' almost every place also sells 'Bismarck' that even has egg on it!? (Or are those solely to German tourists?) Isn't that at least as horrible solecism as using pineapple in pizza? Here in the north it's extremely rare that somebody puts egg in the pizza.

[@sojus7929]

Since we got the cheese discussion already running, how about we open up the another very important discussion? Which chocolate is the best? And no the American brands are not included because I still have to try one US brand that doesn't either tastes entirely of sugar and nothing else or outright vomit. No no no the best chocolate brands are Lindt and Rittersport everything else can't hold a candle to those two!!

[@samuelpinder1215]

UK belgium and switzerland and no one else can even come close

[@DADA-ir6kq]

agree with rittersport

[@fcassmann]

Droste ,an old dutch brand.

[@temotskipuri3151]

Yess Lindt chocolate 😋

[@NenMagem9106]

Belgian chocolate, by far. I'm not belgian, btw.

[@themeantuber]

We have mac and cheese, we just call it macaroni and cheese. I believe I speak for most Europeans when I say that we like using whole words.

[@stewartphillips1782]

Using 12 as the basis of number system goes back to Babylonian times. 12 &6 form the basis of degrees (360) and again is very ancient.

[@veromohando9197]

Two girls and a guy were walking behind us (my husband, my friend and I), we were talking in Spanish and we hear them saying “what language are they talking”- “I think they speak Spanish’- “I think they are latins” and then one of them said “but they are white”. And they all agree that maybe it was not Spanish what we were speaking 😅. I didn’t know that we are not allowed to be from Latin America and being white at the same time. 😂 How dare we! 😆

[@grischad20]

i had never heard about bow fishing, but that sounds AWESOME

[@smaragdwolf1]

pretty sure its illegal in europe Ôo If you dont kill the Fish with the first Arrow, it will probably escape and suffer before it dies. This would be animal abuse. Not to mention that you dump sharp, pointy arrows into lakes and Rivers. Thats basically the same as throwing garbage into a lake and if someone steps on it, they could be harmed. (unless the Arrows are light enough to float, so they can be collected afterwards) Check: oh, nevermind. A fishing line is connected to the arrow. Thats helps to collect the arrows. Also it seems like Bowfishing is illegal in europe, but legal in north america, Russia and Australia - thats atleast what i found.

[@luthien3565]

@@smaragdwolf1 as an archer, it is illegal to hunt any animal in EU with the bow.

[@tiaxanderson9725]

11:10 My parents showed me a clip from on old Dutch TV show where they'd prank (nationally) famous Dutch people. You know, back when they still did mostly harmless and actual clever pranks. This clip was of a famous guy picking up some chairs (presumably helping someone out), so he pulls up to the place, takes his briefcase and goes inside. Immediately an identical car (same make, model, and license plate) pulls up, all his stuff is moved from his car to the double, his car is removed, and they all leave right as the guy exits the building. He uses his keys to unlock the car, puts the chairs (at least I think it was chairs) in the trunk, his briefcase on the back seat, and opens the front door. Now the whole time someone's been with him and talking to him, so he opens the door while looking at the other person and gets in. He finishes the conversation, goes to put the key in the ignition and .. the steering wheel and everything is at the other side! The scene continues for a bit longer, like he gets out and checks if he has the right car (has his license plate), checks his stuff (it's all there), even half confused involves a police officer (I believe he was in on it) trying to explain that 'his car is gone, well it's still there but it's not his car' before they finally roll his actual car back in :P

[@cjane_world]

I'm so proud of you, Ryan, for translating that German sentence 💝 However, it's not jerk or asshole... but something much worse... that'll get you a beating from many people, which is why I'd never say it. It's... son of a wh...

[@FactoryofRedstone]

Yes, but depending on the milieu the gravity of that insult can vary quite strongly in Germany. Ranging from quite a bad one to not really one at all, but to a non-descript pronoun, such as "man" or "dude", but mostly staying masculine in gender. I think in English the expression "son of bitch" is more common than your suggested translation, even if yours is more correct in a literal sense.

[@cjane_world]

@@FactoryofRedstone But son of a bitch doesn't even get close to the insult of Hurensohn. I've seen so many men losing their cool when hearing that word! I would be very careful so say it in any case. And if it's common in some circles to say this word... well, I'm glad I'm not one of them. If someone insulted me like that, I wouldn't even react. It's such bogus and ridiculous! I think more men get riled up by this, even though it's their mother's being insulted. Family honour and all, maybe?

[@samuelpinder1215]

@@FactoryofRedstone is scheiße kopf worse or not

[@__ItsME_]

@@samuelpinder1215 it's not

[@Celisar1]

@@samuelpinder1215 This isn’t even a used insult. Never heard it until I visited the USA.

[@helenaspljushka9571]

5:33 Oh, that is so true! My (European) in-laws bought a (used) Jeep a long time ago. When my husband grew up they passed it to him. Then, he bought himself a new (used) Jeep. Then, he married me and they wanted me to drive that 3xUsed Jeep, saying "it's still very good, just a bit rotten". 🤣

[@danser_theplayer01]

I'm not a politician, lawyer, or american but I am almost certain that the founding fathers didn't think a musket would shoot 30 precise and deadly shots in 10 seconds, and have 300 more in a bag.

[@friedrichhayek4862]

They think that you have the right to use and own any kind of weapon including military grade ones like F-17s and F-22s and why no and B-2, etc. It is manifested in the use of the word arms, and no rifles. And by the way there is a fall from the supreme court that ratifies this.

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

One of the founding father evan said that they sould rewrithe the constitution every 20 years so a bunch of dead ppl wont rule the nation

[@friedrichhayek4862]

@@SwedishDrunkard5963 Shut up neonazi.

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

@@friedrichhayek4862 im a socialist. Not a right wing racist mother fucker. And if your gona say "that the Nazis was socialist becouse it has socialist in the name" then you have not done any research. And the second you say some thing insulting to the other person you have already almost lost the argument. And Friedrich von Hayek was racist against easter europeans so dont call me racist when you have him as a profile picture.

[@arjix8738]

@@friedrichhayek4862 can I own a nuclear bomb if I become American?

[@DerLung]

12:54 yeah and you sometimes use millimeters too ...oh wait

[@sojus7929]

17:05 Well by that logic it's also always the right time to make that joke if it happens every time you just have to say something along the lines of "Oh no no no, I meant that shooting a few month back! Which one? Yes one of those, just pick one that's far enough in the past shouldn't be that hard."

[@TB-tt5xp]

Bow fishing as well as hunting any animal with a bow is strictly prohibited in a lot of countries in Europe.

[@billmayor8567]

In Europe we just lock the door... that’s how we protect the home. In America, people use guns(glock) to protect their property.

[@barriehull7076]

Best not to ague with an American about that, you could end up dead.

[@friedrichhayek4862]

Required for more security, and to prevent tyranny is mandatory.

[@SwedishDrunkard5963]

And its funny as the glock is an Austrian gun

[@pyrex2177]

But why is that? Ah right, because if in America a door is locked, they can just punch a hole in the cardboard walls.

[@Happymali10]

11:22 The funniest thing is when they REALLY cheap out on the conversion. Some stuff is almost standard (hood release still on the left), but for example, Citroen made the "Berlingo" van with just a transfer bar for the brake, so when the passenger in the right-hand-drive one stomped the carpet in the right spot the car would stop.

[@ladythalia227]

European: Lock American: says Lock and also Glock

[@Finn_DRG]

7:45 in Germany your not allowed to go fishing without Permission 💀

[@Groffili]

10:30 "That did not age well". Referring back to 9:25 A six-year-old in Virginia shot his teacher. Somehow, I rather take the queen dying at 96...

[@Ne0LiT]

Well while it a shock that not everyshelf in a Walmart isn't stocked with a gun... the very fact that guns are actually being sold at supermarket stores is just baffling on it's own...

[@svenkropelinrieger1688]

On 15:32 she put out her shoes and you can see the bossom. And (us)americans will may see it as sexual. PS: Sorry, no native speaker

[@palmossi]

What’s a bossom?

[@udhessi3444]

°Celsius : 0 is the temp. of freezing water at sea level ; 100 is the temp. of boiling water at sea level. Easy to grasp, easy to remember, easy to understand. °F : 0 is the temp. of the coldest day in Danztig in the winter of 1708-1709 ; 100 is the temp. of a healthy horse's blood. Yeah, it kind of makes sense too. I guess... I myself quite like to evaluate the weather relative to the coldest day in Dantzig in 1708.

[@TheRealSwissball]

8:53 funniest thing is pineapple on pizza is a Canadian invention 😂

[@monkey_8227]

1:42 meanwhile German media calculating area in either football fields or Saarlands.

[@enemde3025]

The robotic voice didn't do this video any favours ! Protect your house. Europe= LOCK. USA= Glock !

[@Mantaforce2]

In europe or at least in germany, even when it's just a cold, if you decide to stay at home because of it, you still go to the doctor so they can give you a piece of paper that approves that you're sick which you later hand in to your employer.

[@michaeltempsch5282]

In Sweden you don't need a note for the first week (during the pandemic temporarily expanded to 2 weeks to limit pressure on doctors). The company pays you 80% sickpay the first 14 days (first day is 0 pay though), then the government agency takes over. The 0 pay for the first day can the waves if you have a documented chronic issue that causes frequent issues. Likewise if you've had 10 in the preceding 12 month period. If a company absorbs more than X (I don't recall the number) percent of their salary expenses in sickpay they get a part refunded (again, don't recall exactly how much) As to doctors note from day 8, it, IME, varies a bit between company size, the general situation (like known waves of influenza etc), and the employee's situation, as to the employer actually demanding it.

[@marethyu_77gamer93]

10:30 tbh the match is fair now ...

[@warmsnow]

I had a really bad day it's 11pm and my depression got me bad today but this video made my day. German follower here love your content ❤️👌

[@oihanagallastegimusic]

Cool to see that you have sense of humour 😂

[@lolsupper1174]

'You guys don't have macc and cheese??' At least we have real cheese