???????'s Debut! - Stalwart

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With the forces of chaos throwing the plans of the young race on the planet in complete and utter disarray, an observer orbits around the planet watching and waiting yet eager to join the battle below!
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🌸 Kylee Brielle - ???
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🌸 Shadowsun - LexC
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🌸 Idol Character - Ok!na
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[@handsomehans3127]

"Am feeling... KAWAII!!" "Kawagh?" "KAWAGH!!!"

[@fumarc4501]

And on that day, The Fifth War for Armageddon had begun.

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

KAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHIII

[@shaysilverlocke6228]

As a Tank Commander, the commissar took one look at it... and ran.... What am I supposed to do then?

[@handsomehans3127]

@@shaysilverlocke6228 do the same...

[@cylesteasunrise3199]

Kawagh is very daka

[@imerror6224]

The fact that ork transformed into an actual idol despite the fact that the orks barely even tried putting makeup on him makes too much sense.

[@stephenflint3640]

Foundation, blush, eyeliner and mascara. Throw some warpaint, engine grease, and some red stuff on and you have the necessities. After that it's just WAAAGH power and *pop* orky Idol.

[@edgelordmcmemington810]

Im Error remember, if the orks believe something hard enough, it happens.

[@riverasamuel911]

It's easy to explain mate KAWAAAGH power is strongest force in the inmaterium

[@GeekOfArabia]

I love the fact that it's the Wig that seals it.

[@supermaksas]

@@GeekOfArabia The hair is the crucial part.

[@Quonzer]

Her hair is purple. She must be extremely sneaky.

[@bobbaganooch2843]

Have you ever seen her before? I haven’t

[@fumarc4501]

Da best trapper

[@JCWirt]

You know she is sneaky because you never seen her until now

[@Carrack090]

I dident see this comment for 2 months. the logic checks out.

[@scorch6297]

So, wait... considering the WAAAGH is more potent the more orcs there are... if you painted enough orks purple... oh no...

[@omegasynth2775]

Gotta love how she doesn't loses time talking to the other idols. The moment she lands, she begins her show. Straight foward into action like a proppa Ork.

[@singletona082]

remembah. Idol or no. She stil proppa orky.

[@dragonstormx]

Her song says it all, she's not interested in talking and just wants to get right to the battle.

[@tungstenwall474]

*Asks for Orks* *Asks for Orks* *Asks for Orks* *Asks for Orks* *Given Ork Idol* What have we done? What horrors have you just unleash on us all?

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

You fools, why did you ask for this!?! Now I'll have to exterminatus this planet as well!

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

@@dankeller4103 What do you mean Holy Terra!?! How is Holy Terra related to this at all!?!

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

@@dankeller4103 No, no, no... No way an Ork got on Holy Terra. It's impossible. However the information you provided about where they created such a heretical thing is most appreciated...

[@inceptiongamer1163]

@@lordinquisitorpeter8221 I would't say we should exterminatus holy terra (eart/ home), we should kill all chaos-ish religions that aren't related to the emperor and then bring in the dark age of tecnology

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

@@inceptiongamer1163 How is an Ork on Holy Terra!?! It's impossible!

[@killbee503]

I was going to say that the orc's transformation doesn't make sense. Then I remembered that its the WAAAGH field and the WAAAGH field ain't gotta explain shit.

[@darykeng]

"Itz just workz"

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

@@darykeng Workz is the lesser known, shitty cousin of the Ork Gods, Patron Deity of the Snotlings.

[@maramanasa]

If them greenskin boyz say it does then it does.

[@brandengonsalves3176]

Not even the WAAAGH field could explain the WAAAGH field

[@WintrWof]

WAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH

[@brosephnoonan223]

Fun fact: ??????????? is the only idol who's implied to play her own instrument, as she's the only one pictured with said instrument.

[@johnsmithfakename8422]

The Orks crashed the party, they had to bring their own band.

[@brosephnoonan223]

@@johnsmithfakename8422 Catherine, Mina, Masha, Kimi and the dark eldar girl(boy) are also party crashers - none brought a musical instrument. Fun joke. But my point still stands.

[@screaminghotdog636]

I know this comment was before khortney but still she got a wacky lookin guitar.

[@desperatepsycho]

@@screaminghotdog636 but if you look, there are no strings on the axe guitar

[@screaminghotdog636]

@@desperatepsycho oh

[@rollingball3121]

never crossed my mind of bunch of burly green space broccoli to use "kawaii" as a battlecry.. this widen my sight

[@nevermore7285]

Kawahhhhhhh!

[@rhodri_mawr7831]

KaWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH

[@EidolonSpecus]

Kawa.

[@nataniel1002]

@@rhodri_mawr7831 Im done XD!

[@aceriverpirate9795]

*KAAAWAAAAAGHH!!!!!*

[@Tracer_Krieg]

*Black Templar Chaplain, lead Guitarist, shows up* "SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR GUITAR SOLO'S AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!" *A guitar duel occurs*

[@FireLover7004]

Show them what the best of link in loyalist has to offer my chaplin

[@Tracer_Krieg]

@@FireLover7004 "We'll sunder down your doors, and KILL YOU ALL!" "Ah, now yoz jus' flirtin'." "...shut up."

[@Venneroth]

I FEAR NO SOLO FOR I AM SICK RIFFS INCARNATE!

[@barrybend7189]

No its a grey knight. But its Caldor Drago.

[@noahisaak2974]

@@barrybend7189 yes

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

That's how orc tech works. I have flashbacks of the orc cheerleaders in blood bowl😖

[@angelchronicles9848]

It actually dose tho

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

@@angelchronicles9848 I know. They drive tanks without an engine.

[@yorha42s]

@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 It was a looted Baneblade with a crude painting of an engine. And it was working.

[@gellax111]

We don't speak about thoses

[@stephenflint3640]

@@yorha42s it was a cardboard and marker doodle of an engine that read "vroom vroom"

[@Xenolord]

Actually, this makes the most sense out of ALL of them. Orks, being a latently psychic species, are possessed of a unique power: If they believe it hard enough, it happens. It's the whole 'the red ones go faster' theory. These orks literally believed that the addition of the wig would turn the Ork into an Idol; so by Gork and Mork's will IT HAPPENED. I love it, I love Orkette, and I love this song so much.

[@dwarfminerwillie]

It almost gives me a gurren lagann vibe with the song.

[@aceriverpirate9795]

Seriously, the intro is amazing and orks are sort of the comedic relief of Warhammer. *KAWAAGH*

[@Ibian666]

Acceptable interpretation, but consider this: WOULD a bunch of alien space commie freaks make a wig that gender bends? I think they would. And they have much to answer for.

[@buttahXD]

@@Ibian666 I'd imagine that the DE would be more into that than the space commie weaboos.

[@Ibian666]

@@buttahXD Maybe, but da boss did say he picked it up from the blue bois.

[@snowjacobson5299]

I just realized there's nothing under that guitar

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

you can be reassured that there is absolutely nothing the guitar could be hiding. its a waagh field and the orks dont know what genitalia are. or so im told. the boobs dont count sinde those are visible on the Humies and the pink spiky gits

[@axios4702]

I wonder what happened to the skirt she was wearing in the chibi part...

[@ralexy999]

@@axios4702 Probably didn't survive atmospheric re-entry, Whaaagh field is not an exact science.

[@ralexy999]

@Tin Watchman the Ordo Xenos differs

[@HumanAnalyst257]

Can it the commissar is coming.

[@MrJulio632]

Ork waifu Tomboy Heavy metal Guitar solo Oh emperor, help me

[@grantmathieson650]

The idols do need more metal. And guitars.

[@Tucker0603]

I know brother, the Xenos are tempting us....

[@mindofthecosmos9674]

Lets hope that there wont be anymore female orks being spawned otherwise we're all in deep trouble

[@drizzt7dourden7]

@@mindofthecosmos9674 "she" isnt female. she just looks apropriate for an idol. "she" is still genderless like all orks (just a new idol subspecies) ^^

[@thetranscestor9296]

Emperor forgive me for what I'm about to do

[@LordMarsh95]

Sees orks at beginning: I AM CONCERNED AT THE IMPLICATIONS Sees ork girl get WAGGGH! into existence: I'm......slightly less concerned Hears epic metal music: .......Ok i'm fine with this *Holsters Boltpistol*

[@gametrooperjames8246]

Agreed.

[@firelordeliteast6750]

@@BuilderB08 space marine: aims bolter for perceiced heresy

[@EatitHarvey]

There was a point where we needed to stop and we clearly passed it *BUT LETS KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS*

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

@@Grissbane KAWAAAAAAGH!

[@nikolajsteffensen6578]

still waiting for my space wolf idol.

[@magusofgrandorder7306]

yeah...we made the tyranids and necrons into idols. let me repeat. WE GAVE NECRONS TITS!!! we went to far long ago.

[@timvanrijn8239]

old ork proverp - Er we go

[@fumarc4501]

I’ll bring the popcorn and cyanide.

[@14Flamefish]

"Sentient" mushrooms should not be this attractive! This is not okay!

[@NodDisciple1]

It's time to stop, Papa Franku?

[@mayathemayar4469]

The emperor has declared this as heresy, but he wants this to continue

[@57575756]

It's been said that if lick an Orc's back side you will trip balls.

[@MeepChangeling]

An Ork Gunz shoul avta be loaded. Stupid hummies, wotcha dont' get about WAAAAAAAAA energy?!

[@cadenhopper3729]

Meep Changeling this good dakadakadaka

[@Arbyther]

>Ork in drag. Okay. >Ork gets a wig. >Da bois fink it iz an oidle now so 'e iz >Iz like poetry I tellz ya

[@timoylumontad3920]

I am so sexually confused.

[@deusexvesania1702]

Can we stop for a moment and wonder where this "wig" exactly came from...?

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

Dem blue gitz? Question is was it dot blue grot or Dem pointy 'eds? I saw da grots pets floatin around dere.

[@Alpha-qz2kc]

@@deusexvesania1702 Hair squig

[@deusexvesania1702]

@@Alpha-qz2kc Great, the Warboss' pubic hair has teeth.

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

I just want everyone to remember that as orks get stronger they also get.... bigger.

[@claypidgeon4807]

Ork girls with HUGE tits and fat asses ahoy!

[@fumarc4501]

*E X T R A T H I C C*

[@supmugi9]

KAWAAAAGHH Warboss.

[@Tucker0603]

ORK SNU SNU AHEAD?! MINE MINE MINE!!!

[@shadowstrider8295]

This comment and all its replies are TRUE heresy.

[@diredm3889]

all the other idols are singing about love this one seems like the only one I've seen that is really just singing about there faction's belifs

[@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926]

That's because Orks don't know what romance or love is because they are an artificially engineered species that is breed only for war that reproduce by via fungal spores. Even an Orks growth is tied to battle due to it being triggered by adrenaline.

[@diredm3889]

@@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926 that is true but then why would the necron sing about love they are loveless as well

[@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926]

@@diredm3889 A small minority of the Necrontyr managed to retain some part of their former selves even after their race was transformed into the Necrons.

[@JayJay753]

Lelith takes about bdsm and macha talks about how she is superior to all the baka mon keigh

[@zerrodefex]

This song sounds like it's about love as well, in this case finding the perfect partner to complete your battle couple.

[@rfc1526]

Me: "they can't make an Ork idol. Otherwise I'd pray to the Dark Gods." *watches video* Me: well Frak. Maybe if I'm lucky my commissar didn't hear me. Commissar: *BLAM* "I did."

[@ghazghkullthraka6306]

You'z shood' be praysin' Gork n' Mork

[@rfc1526]

@@ghazghkullthraka6306 Iz sorry boss

[@ghazghkullthraka6306]

@@rfc1526 You'z betta' be, ya grot

[@aceriverpirate9795]

*WAAAGH!!!*

[@datkhornedog899]

*Suddenly, Inquisitor* *_...wait why did he have a Heavy Bolter with him?_*

[@dreadkaiser1058]

Sounds like an Unholy combination of an Idol Song and your "serious" work it's Unnatural It's Heretical IT ZOGGIN PERFEK IZ WAT IT IZ! love the heavier tone compared to teh other Idol songs and the voice is a perfect fit for it. This just became one of my favorites

[@Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism]

It doesn't get any better than this!

[@Jormungrandrserpent]

I just read your comment as you where Vulkan from the Emperor's TTS series. Its fkin great!

[@clairvoyantblade9534]

Hell yeah. Heavy Metal with romance that can be understand as a war song.

[@EidolonSpecus]

Yeah, it's actually unironically a great song.

[@IAmTanker]

DidIhearheretical?

[@DarkMan307]

the orkz put a wig on that boy and thought that made him an idol... AND SO HE BECAME ONE :D

[@barrybend7189]

#BlameZeentch.

[@blueberry1vom1t]

The waaaaaagh field at work. Science!!!

[@MathMasterism]

@@blueberry1vom1t *KAWAAGHH!!! FIELD

[@gametrooperjames8246]

@@MathMasterism The WAAAAAAAAAAAGH has evolved into the KAWAAAAAAAAAAGH!!...I'm not sure what to think of this.

[@HerraTohtori]

@@gametrooperjames8246 Does that mean that instead of an Ork, that idol is... a Krork?

[@scruffles3838]

"WHY ARE YOU AN IDOL" "WAAAGH fields son"

[@johnathonharker266]

Something I'd like to see at some point: A Rogue Trader Idol. It's not heresy if you have a permit

[@Xel963]

I never knew how bad I would want this till reading this post

[@Morec0]

After daemons they still have Krieger, gsc, and skaven idols, so I can see rogue traders getting in on that.

[@retardcorpsman]

Morec0 Sk? Skav...? Skaven? I dont think so those things even exist.

[@retardcorpsman]

Natasel Skaven, Abhumans? By sigmar’s name, I dont wish to even hear what you’re blasphemous blabbering right now. I’ll send the witch hunters here right now.

@@retardcorpsman They can be misclassified as such then. Pretty sure there are still some dark age mutants on some planet or another that haven't been Exterminatused yet because the list of planets that need it more is actually too long. O_O;;

[@angelchronicles9848]

HEAVY METAL ORK IDOL YASSSSSSSSSS...wait WAAAAAAGGGGHHHH

[@MediocrisUrsus]

Don't you mean KAWAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

[@alexanderthekriegsofficer2645]

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

[@GWRNori]

I still think it's hilarious no one wears pants this month.

[@brianjones6282]

that's because pants are for losers

[@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main]

Because theyre either wearing spats or Korean armor bottoms. (Mentioned Korean armor cuz a dude in Korea made a mod for female armor in dark souls that makes lacy underwear look modest.)

[@drizzt7dourden7]

on that point what happened to "her" miniscirt? "her" chibi-version had it on but basedon what is visible of the big version it seems to have vanished... Ork "magic" works in truly strange ways... well f it *turns the music louder*

[@BeyondDaX]

DuskDawnaAndFate Pants? What are pants in the 400000th or so century?

[@luhtias]

Because *jeansstealers* are a thing

[@sunniestbro1064]

I get it now. ???????'s Debut! has 7 ? marks. Orkette has 7 letters, so it was a psuedo-tease right in the title. O?R?K?E?T?T?E?'s Debut!

[@Tarzard]

So does Fungirl (like fungus)

[@mattaffenit9898]

@@Tarzard ... Fulgrim. Emperor. Vandire. Roboute. Tu'shan. He'stan. Gabriel. Angelos. Ahriman. Just saying, there are other names that fit.

[@TheExecutorr]

1:27 I just realized that with their psychic powers, Orks can make any waifu real. What an incredible power!

[@ShawndaPrawn]

Given how the WAAAAAAGH works, that would only work if you convinced enough Orks that they were already real to begin with.

[@vindicareassassin271]

It's not that hard to convince a ork of thing.

[@TheExecutorr]

@@ShawndaPrawn enter Vtubers

[@alexandersturnn4530]

...Female. Greenskin. Idol. *looks contemplating at Bolt-Pistol* ...Nah. Haven't lost all hope JUST yet.

[@Blueeyes713]

That's not a female ork, that's an ork in drag using an illusion from a magical wig.

[@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221]

@@Blueeyes713 And copious amounts of WAAAAAAAAGH! energy.

[@efestus5]

@@Blueeyes713 tecnically there are no male or female orks, they are biogically asexual, so they just are orks, mushrooms

[@gokbay3057]

Hope is the gateway to Heresy tho

[@hiush1]

If you gonna do it a bolt pistol is a good call, tried it with a laspistol and all it did is giving me a killer headache

[@dominiconeil4693]

...I honestly can't believe that this worked, somehow. All of them were definitely good (I also notice there seemed to be a theme of them all singing about relationships that might not be considered healthy, depending, and I appreciated that somewhat darker twist), but jesus, Orkette took shit to a whole new level; she showed up right the _fuck_ out of nowhere, brought something that _none_ of us have ever seen before and absolutely _rocked the show._ Whether we get new idols or not later on down the line, this competition will _never_ be the same after this.

[@grammaticalrouge29]

I honestelly believed all the songs were about *_sex._*

[@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN]

I think it is funny most sing of love or some form of it, but the ork sings of their great joy in battle. Orks really do think the Imperium is their best friend who they fight with for good times. Some Tau have fuck-buddies, Orks have fight-buddies.

[@Darknessblade4me]

@@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN how to get other races to respect you: complicated and long process. How to get an ork to respect you: beat the crap out of him. Thats the best thing about orks. They keep it simple.

[@unkownbeing5420]

I mean it’s Warhammer 40k when has anything been considered healthy?

[@coolchrisable]

@@grammaticalrouge29 kimmy's and Macha's, shadowshun, and torch stars was defiantly about sex

[@posterus4413]

Out of all of the videos, this one could actually be feasibly canon in 40K. Only for the fact that Orks are basically just cartoons characters. If enough of them believe it, it will become true. They are also my favorite source of comedic relief in 40K.

[@alchemicpunk1509]

"I LOVE DEFIANCE AND I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES!" Massive top energy, I can relate.

[@stephenflint3640]

As soon as the wig came out..... God-Emperor save us from the powers of the WAAAAAAGH.

[@insertnamehere8274]

*KAWAAAAGH!

[@gladehartdreamer5620]

its not a wig anymore, the KAWAAAAAAAGH has transformed it into her real hair

[@21owlgirl72]

KKAAAWAAAAIIIIIGGG

[@Sereze001]

OH MY EMPEROR. DA GREEN SKIN BOIS AVE ARROIVED. GET DA FLAMERS.

[@yinranzhang1908]

Shhhh, greater daemon of Tzeentch, this is going just as plannnnnnned

[@thedeadman4481]

Flamers at the ready!

[@xarshoon7157]

What’s the point of a flamer when you can carve em up for a while THEN burn them all

[@Arkaeus04]

Where Be’lakor when u need him

[@PandaWolf525]

THE HEAVY FLAMERS!

[@-----Alcatraz------]

Yarrick is gona have a stroke when he sees this.

[@KyuubiReaper122]

Pretty sure he's going to order a planetary bombardment and ask the Inquisition for the Exterminatus Order. Emperor knows, I'm already sold on it after this heresy.

[@DoctorProph3t]

Again, lol.

[@wovensystem1782]

Or a boner

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Hell love it

[@christophercordero9352]

We must drop a wig on ghazgkull!

[@toradrow777]

I've wanted my Ork idol ever since this thing started... ... I've finally got it... ... and I was not disappointed.

[@necromater6656]

Oh shit, next month is gonna be each individual god of chaos having an idol

[@Nonsense010688]

mhhh... sounds logical, wonder what mina will do in the meanwhile and when tzhe Kriegs arrive and with which other Idols

[@gammaspector]

Agreed! We can only wonder how that’ll come about :3

[@danukil7703]

Dammit, now we have to wait another year for the next Idol Month... all good things have a price, I suppose

[@fumarc4501]

Mina would get jealous. Cannot have that. What other factions haven’t been represented? **Scribe hands over a piece of paper** .....Space Marines? Oh no!

[@johnathanpotgieter1817]

@@fumarc4501 Would be interesting to see if they give a reason to how a female Space Marine could exist.

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

Once upon a time I inquired about ork idols... now I’m not sure if I’m feeling delight or regret that it actually came true. Then again, nothing is really mutually exclusive these days, and there was that one sorta-canon universe in the warhammer multiverse that replaced all war with sports competitions, so perhaps this idol thing isn’t as far fetched as it seems.

[@cadianveterankramerica6552]

I remember this

[@matt6273]

Keep in mind, that’s still a male ork. I’m pretty sure we’re seeing an illusion

[@drizzt7dourden7]

@@matt6273 well no. orks are generless so they are neither male nor female. and since orks are masters of gestalt "magic" (aka if enough of them believe something to be true it becomes true) it could very well be that orkettes new form is an actual physical form and not an illusion ^^

[@colinmasterson666]

Look at what you’ve done. Look at it! Look at it!! LOOK AT IT!!!

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

This is all your fault! Your responsible for this! *blam*

[@proto303]

you wanna know what's the funniest part of this? the fact, that this idol, who we've been jokingly asking for, then later, when she was actually announced, dreading. is probably the best out of all of them

[@gladehartdreamer5620]

definetly

[@ieuanhunt552]

Valk is still my favourite. Cadia Stands.

[@ieuanhunt552]

@Tin Watchman you might want to stay away from Shadowsun. You might find a very angry kitty hanging around.

[@franciscoduarteauthor]

Had no doubts that the Orks would steal the show. They always do.

[@ghazghkullthraka6306]

@@franciscoduarteauthor loot* da shaw

[@bunnywaffles898]

I'm gonna be real with you. I wasn't the biggest fan of most of these idol songs. My main problem was the vocals lyrics didn't always seem to have the right rhythm or fit quite for a few too many. This one however, this one I really loved. Metal growls with heavy vocals is wonderful and fit well.

[@MyrdinAnnoth]

Absolutely agree. Just as a listener, composition wise this one was the best out of all of them. Just the overall tune and everything clicked well together. My second favorite after this was Mina the demon chan, since it seems like it drew direct inspiration from Flashdance, Maniac song and I love that one a lot (even more so the metal version done by Firewind). This Idol was pure undiluted metal awesomeness and makes me wish the song was longer than just 2 minutes :D

[@Recon9852]

>female ork I can hear Golden Banana's heresy detector going off all the way from Mars

[@barrybend7189]

How's the hotel in Camorahg?

[@williamcraner6902]

only from mars?! I can hear it all the way here on the edge of the galaxy..

[@xolah]

only on the edge i am around 60 universes away in space and i can hear it

[@williamcraner6902]

@@xolah never said it did not keep going only that I could still hear it....

[@xarshoon7157]

xolah only 60 universes? Whole nother multiverse and that shits still loud

[@stoneifisaunt]

Emperor and Friends finish watching latest Idol Vid Emperor: Yeah I saw this happening. Magnus: That Orks are able to do this intrigues me. Pillar stodes: Hope they aren't related to us.

[@shadowstrider8295]

The Pillar stodes are the judges. Just picture that.

[@seand.g423]

@@shadowstrider8295 YOU! _SICK'NIN'!_ GROT!!!

[@ace15892001]

This needs to be a special thing for Christmas this year. Emperor's TTS EMPEROR'S IDOL 2020

[@Dinitroflurbenzol]

01:29 "What the Gork?" Im dying :D

[@SchleiferGER]

Expected a Kriegian Thuddgun solo, got heavy metal fungus. KAWAAAAARGH!

[@OBJ._277]

No, I refuse! By the Throne, Krieg shall not fail us! The Shovel Idol will not fail the Emperor!

[@issacadamson5263]

Shovel Idol? Now I have an image of a shovel that has become an idol, thank you.

[@cobaltCarnivore]

This sounds like a Krieger.

[@uspavani_puh3471]

If the krieger idol wont be metal as fuck than im going to side with the greenskins

[@ragnerschwarzmane3412]

yugoslav_shenanigans 1945 if you wanna stick to the theme, it‘s gonna be Volksmusik. Pray it‘s not!

[@eobardthawne3333]

@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 krieg is based on ww1 not 2 kreigers March slowly.

[@kunomuller7423]

I can hear my heresy detector that I left in my room going off. I am currently at work.

[@naruto-hs7hc]

Why would you ever leave your heresy detector at home? I keep mine attached to the front of my Imperial Guard standard issue helmet.

[@kunomuller7423]

@@naruto-hs7hc Because it would always beep when my boss - the heretic - walked past me.

[@naruto-hs7hc]

@@kunomuller7423 might I suggest then you contact your nearest inquisition agent?

[@kunomuller7423]

@@naruto-hs7hc That's the problem. My boss IS the nearest inquisitor.

[@naruto-hs7hc]

@@kunomuller7423 then either A- give him the emperor's peace or B- go to your astropath and have them relay your findings to the next inquisitor

[@RemUchiha]

If you can make it, the Orks will make an Orky version. *NO EXCEPTIONS*.

[@ghazghkullthraka6306]

Diplomacy

[@lucianlordofthesquirrels617]

@@ghazghkullthraka6306 Freebootahz

[@OverlordofDarknes]

The Chaos Gods dividing to go make their own idols: This pleases Malal.

[@jeffumbach]

A year later still waiting.

[@CT-Clone]

I literally thought this was gonna be the Krieg idol! You tricked me! I've been had! I'm calling the Inquisition! But this was really KAWAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! And... are those squigspeakers based on Carbot zerglings? If they are i just wanna say nice reference!

[@cobaltCarnivore]

CT-2864 Clone 1853034 ka-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[@angelchronicles9848]

I expected Death Korps to, but I'm not disappointed at all

[@imperialguardsmen8543]

CT-2864 Clone 1853034 WE NEED KRIEGRS

[@angelchronicles9848]

@@imperialguardsmen8543 maybe next month, someone's gotta fight the haliquins and necromancer eldar not to mention the chaos space Marines, ya think the Tau or necons or even the orks could do that No,ya need Krieg for those idols

[@marshallbernarte8216]

We do need either a kreige song or idol

[@TheCreepyLantern]

how...… how is Ork idol the best one of them all.... this is madness! :D

[@gammaspector]

The Creepy Lantern a happy unexpected madness! Now get ta ‘ead bangin

[@thescrapsmith446]

Cuz green is bestust

[@bohba13]

Orkz iz best datz why

[@supersaiyandiclonius3056]

Cause the best music in the galaxy is Goff Rokk.

[@kevinbarber2795]

The Creepy Lantern ORKS ARE DA BEST!!! WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[@PavarottiAardvark]

So when are we getting the debut of the Jungle Fighter Idol, Cata-Chan?

[@willrogers3793]

Much as it causes my loyal, xenos-hating heart indescribable agony to admit... ...Ork-Chan best idol. 😭

[@MrTexaspreacher]

And all this time I was convinced that Catherine from the Necrons was the best idol of them all By CHAOS why do the Orks have to be best at everything?

[@marcogypaetus9607]

CUZ ORKS IZ DA STRONGIST AN DA BEST!! WE'Z MADE FER FOITIN AN WINNING, AN DAT MEANZ OIDLE KONTISTZ TOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[@weldonwin]

Catherine is cutest, Kimmy is sexiest, Shadowsun has lewest costume, Ork-Chan has best song

[@TankHunter678]

Because the sheer amount of Orks who believe that their Idol is the best warps reality to make their Idol the best.

[@mrotherguy7781]

to be fair orks are not best at shooting... how the hell did i end up here???

[@Dudebox64]

@@weldonwin Actually despite the mini-miniskirt in the chibi rendition, if you look closely when she's singing Orkette doesn't seem to be wearing anything at all behind that guitar

[@cruye9633]

how weird, that ork just dissapeared when they put the purple wig on him

[@benjaminwinnie4626]

If you look at the credits, it took like 4 voice actors to make the Ork idle.

[@omppusolttu5799]

Bit of lore: Orks beliving in something affects the warp and brings it to reality (to a certain extent)

[@theonewhouploadsnothing1704]

I laugh at how the idol popped into being but knowing canon it’s scary how close orky idols could be cannon, rockers are a thing, just one step away.

[@nickypenn5841]

"Hello, inner sanctum? Yes, this is Administratum serf Jon...Yes, yes, I know, we are only tasked with the spell-checking. Say, would you mind putting Lord Dorn on the line? You can? Thank you, I'll wait." "Hello, Lord Dorn? Yes, this is Administratum serf Jon speaking. Forgive me, my lord, but please don't be angry okay? Oh, you will? Good!" "I have something to tell you, my lord. I have to inform you...that you might want to activate *THE LAST WALL PROTOCOL* again...."

[@Xaxp]

I guess if the Orks believe that one of theirs is kaWAAAAAGH!!! enough, then it'll become true.. Also, you have no idea what you've done. Mark my words, r/grimdank will have a field day with this.

[@danukil7703]

An hour later, and it is already on r/Grimdank

[@danukil7703]

If anyone cares, here is the link to the post: www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/cujtk3/stringstorm_the_madlad_actually_did_it/?

[@danukil7703]

@prostyprotos Well, it has around 62 upvotes currently. r/Grimdank didn't seem to really pay much attention to this Idol video

[@StrategicJordan]

i swear the Space marine should Just Be JoJo in Drag and the Custodies the Pillermen

[@barrybend7189]

Now we need an Alphabusa crossover for that.

[@inienthelonewitch6745]

Tequila joseph and the piller-stodes.

[@nediojon749]

Inien the lone witch there’s only two of them left though

[@principetnomusic]

The Space Marine idol would be the tr*p/otokonoko

[@MrSaszeta]

Kitten as a male idol and his love song to Shadowsun?

[@Cptbravo221]

You know with how Orcs with the power of believing this is by far canon

[@vincentmontgomery8791]

Who else is reminded of the cannon/not-cannon "Rokkas" back from like, 2e and whatnot? When Chaos Noise Marines actually had instruments?

[@gammaspector]

Oh shite! Iz da orkies! It finally happened boyz!!! *finishes watching video*...... Metal + idol = KAWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!

[@danieldomeisen2632]

... i have never been so confused... But the Metal idol is perfect for the orks.

[@grantmathieson650]

The squig speakers are a brilliant touch.

[@Fourtytwo4242]

I can explain this....WAAAAAGGGHHH!!

[@fujifilm5127]

I mean, orks where based off english Hooligans, so Oi or punk would fit better. But apparently we don't exist, so whatever

[@tylerandsabrina]

Broke: Metal power ballads Woke: Babymetal Bespoke: Stalwart by Tiddy-git

[@ZozoHorrorshow]

Tiddygit...I'm dying 🤣

[@yarrick9961]

@@ZozoHorrorshow same 😂" wheeez"

[@fumarc4501]

Orkette iz da Greenest. Dat makez Orkette da best! GORK N MORK APPROVED!

[@axios4702]

The thing is... That *could* happen. If enough orks believe something strong enough it becomes real so... (Also I find it funny no one is bothered/surprised anymore by idols falling from the sky) Edit: how did you manage to make the *ORK* idol of all things my favorite this far?

[@ShadowWispr]

1) they are doing "suicide burn" aka just enough time to slow down 2)agreed with ork idol.

[@Xel963]

Cause the Orkz iz bezt alwayz

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

Cos da song waz da bestest and da greenest and da strongest and it woz METEL. Dus it was perfct

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

De orks is da best groupies: they rock da hardest and dey punch each uvvas teef out argin over if tits or ass is betta, Styll dey luv dere idol.

[@Feedtehhobo]

that planet is doomed, there's gonna be ork idols everywhere now. im not complaining.

[@Feedtehhobo]

@Tin Watchman i think cause of orky nonsense that aint a wig no more, so all the ork idols she spawns will have anime hair.

[@catlord9001]

@@Feedtehhobo No, Orks don't naturally grow hair. However, they do have something called a "Hair Squig" which is basically a living wig. They most commonly take the form of thse topknots you sometimes see on Slugga Boys, but they can be attached basically anywhere and then cut, styled, and dyed however the Ork wants. So no, they aren't gonna run out of wigs.

[@RinAldrin]

A planet of ork waifus......I don't think the galaxy is ready for this kawaaaaaaagh

[@gligar45]

the funny thing is, that considering how Orks work in Warhammer 40k, by collectively believing in stuff... this could actually work. By slapping a wig and and put them in a dress, and as long as all the boys believed thats all it takes to be female, she probably would turn into a girl. Hell, they paint their vehicles red to make them go faster, and it works! This is no less implausible.

[@pauldodds9646]

That with how big 40k is means this is cannon

[@castropanopanopalis]

I feel like nothing quite defines the Orks better than, "To the outcome I'm indifferent if the battle is sufficient."

[@firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463]

« By the emperor! Brother! Get the heavy flamer » *listens* « Hey, that’s pretty good in fact. Put the flamer down. AND GET ME THAT ORK GIRL! »

[@Sereze001]

CAPTAIN NO!

[@firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463]

Fate Weaver « it’s.. too late brother »

[@handsomehans3127]

@@firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463 but when you think of it, it's not that bad

[@InquisitorThomas]

Yes captain **Cocks bolt pistol** it's too late.

[@Benthino]

”Yes sir! The Blood Raven special is go!”

[@mitchverr9330]

If im 100% honest, I was expecting orks are made for rockin' remade xD

[@TheGreatThicc]

For some reason I pictured it as "DEEZ BOIYZ IZ MADE FOR WAAAGGGHHHING" and now I can't get it out of my head.

[@Carminous]

The Emperor himself must send his daughters to combat these new idols! Except the sisters of silence, they don't speak.

[@barrybend7189]

Sisters of Silence play Synth instruments aka TTS vocaloids.

[@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551]

@@barrybend7189 that or a recuit representative

[@shikatsu]

With the way Waagh field works...she is going to be a stupid powerful war boss after all is said and done if I understand things correctly?

[@jacopoarmini7889]

wait a second... Does it mean that now orks can... do the bees and the flowers? The Ordo Xenos will not think highly of this...

[@samuelbedsole5089]

Great, now they have ANOTHER means of spreading their xenos filth!

[@hersoulmateforever]

Well...only one way to find out... FOR SCIENCE!

[@blaster23456]

No. Orks don't have any genitalia. They're basically ken dolls, which can explain their aggressiveness actually.

[@theinquisitionsparrot6749]

Y. Ahriman nah. Orks don’t know about that, so she probably has nothing there

[@kevinbarber2795]

Andrea Samper not really per say; that at least know humans have the dangly bits, probably the same with lady parts. *ALTHOUGH* if they don’t know about lady part but do know about dem dangly bits, could this Ork idol be a ... *FUTA* ?!?!?!

[@DwarfDaddy]

When I saw the Ork ship I was like “oh no they’re not gonna...yup they are...KAWAAAGH!!!

[@xavierrm2014]

The Gestalt Field is even more powerful than we could have expected

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that the Warboss (who may or may not be Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter) just kept a purple wig in his undies for quite some time?

[@picklethesaurus4930]

Yes we are absolutely going to ignore that

[@baragent]

That, uh…that wasn't a wig.

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

@@baragent... ... ... It's a squig, ain't it?

[@ForgottenHonor0]

There should be subtitles for the dialogue, the warped (no pun intended) voices of the Chaos Gods tends to get lost in translation so to speak.

[@seand.g423]

THANK you!

[@grammaticalrouge29]

4:54 *Slaaneesh:* Rabbiolli, rabbiolli~ _In the name of Slaaneesh, we _*_WILL_*_ lewd the daemon loli!_ That's all you really NEED to know, honestelly.

[@RenGraes]

This made my day... The whole setup.... "Ka-WAAAAAAAAGGHIIIII!!" and today, I needed this.

[@aidymacBrago]

I've been asking for Ork idol for a solid year and you've finally delivered

[@SEMPERPERFIDUS]

So many things to say about this. It was completely unexpected, awesome, and... freaking hot. Orkette is a bombshell (she ain't wearing nothing under that guitar!) and the female voice actor did an incredible job. Top waifu material. If you'll excuse me, I have to take a cold shower now...

[@youngthinker1]

Waaaagh? Kaaawaaaiii!

[@chewyuanqiang]

No it's not kaaawaaaiii! It's KAAAWAAAAGH!!!!

[@slenderspy6540]

Scottish death metal idol, i am pleasantly surprised with this turn of events

[@barrybend7189]

Actually Cockney. Lower British or Londoner.

[@Lazarultos]

This is such an underrated description of Orkette

[@toyhaunter8260]

And thus with the emergence of their new idol warboss, a whole new klan known as the Sistaz of Boota gathered for a mighty KAWAAAGH, seeking rival idols to crush under the power of their sonic dakka and men whose hearts (and hips) wouldn't break after the first night.

[@apollomars1678]

imperial guard: god emperor....... ..... ..... ...... ...... send condoms.......sturdy kinds

[@apollomars1678]

@skullpull 101 at least let it be Commisar-chan, than it could be a fetish.

[@aconcernedcommissar6261]

only grade 3 imperial officers or support personal and above may have such a fetish

[@xXFuzzeeXx]

Your requisition to the Administratum has been denied. Please take up further queries of this sort with an Oreo Xenos Inquisitor.

[@somewhereelse1235]

The fanatics within the inquisition fail to realize one thing. *The Emperor Protects*

[@declanedmison5442]

Where are you gonna stick it? They don’t have genitalia.

[@kanecabral4499]

Now you have me thinking could they make female orks for the sole purpose of idols, if they see the idol singing as dakka

[@collinschroeder8039]

Well if enough of the orcs gather together and they ALL believe that it is, their crowd mentality abilities would make it so. Mabye.

[@milleniumsword1558]

Iz loud is flashy i iz killa? iz dat not dakka?

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

Putting aside the idol meme, while i believe the Orks can certainly will a female-looking greenskin into existence, i don't think she have actual genitals to be called female. Just like how they don't understand machines and weapons and only nail a bunch of scraps together to create a functioning devise, they don't much care for proper anatomy either. So outside the context of these idol videos, the idea of the Orks attempting to create a female version of a boiz and the resulting monstrosity is quite horrifying actually. Like one of those Chinese knock-off miniatures that are pre-painted. *shivers*

[@Vladislav888]

@@milleniumsword1558 It depends. How loud are we talking about?

[@wejwyj2230]

So basically baby metal ork noise marines?

[@didierpelupessy]

I see the eyes of my acollytes and the crew of my ship. They look up to me, hoping against all hope, that I can find a way out of this. Their hope is false. I ask the Emperor to give them strength, for I have none left to give. This is were my road ends. I have failed. When I set out from Holy Terra, I did so to save humanity from the encraoching darkness. However, I could never have known back then, that it would end like this. When I look at the kaWAAAGH, my faith is crushed and I despair. It is too much. It ends here. Emperor forgive me. I have failed To all Imperial forces who receive this message, I have but message: Don't make my mistakes. Fight with all you have. The End is comming. Only a united Imperium can face them. Be strong, be vigilant and hold on to your faith in the Emperor. Ave Imperator. ++vov transmission terminated++

[@paulmahoney7619]

Didier Pelupessy you can’t do this, not yet. With the Great Rift tearing apart the galaxy and 67% of the Inquisition stuck in Commoragh what of the Inquisition, like us, who stayed behind is needed more than ever.

[@kingnothing8570]

=][= You glorious bastard you will be missed =][=

[@benornowski4914]

+++INCOMING TRANSMISSION+++ I used to believe in my captains faith. I have seen my captain despair under the might of the kaWAAAAGH and it too, brings me despair. I still look up to him for hope, knowing that it won't be found. All I can do is pray to the Emperor and cling onto my faith in him. Even that is quickly escaping my grasp. I once thought my captain's faith to be unwavering, but that vision has been shattered. All that is left for me and the rest of the crew after our faith has faded away is nothing but despair. Emperor save us all. +++END TRANSMISSION+++

[@fumarc4501]

See dat Orkette, youz goin’ on tour!

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

But will this mean Orkette will grow in size every time she wins? Edit: Typo, and typos are.... HERESY!

[@loganjamesonhatch5050]

This is my favorite song so far I think they brought the dakka

[@DHTheAlaskan]

Was expecting an Ork Boyz band but this seems crazy enough to be Orkier

[@rainor74]

Yep, top idol right there. Mastered idol warfare in about the time they got the idea and the drop pod landed. 10/10 would follow in a KAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

[@midgetydeath]

"Her fans seem to be neglecting their personal and financial well-being just to support her." Even Nurgle knows simps when he sees them.

[@anonymeroverlord]

Oh god, I didn't think you'd actually do it you bloody madman! The song is awesome, good work everyone!

[@minac.2557]

Orkz be da bestest

[@Xel963]

Always

[@fumarc4501]

Datz roight!

[@FirestormMk3]

YES! So long I've waited for Ork metal idol! KAWAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

[@kraigshall]

So quick question to everyone involved does she still behave like a regular ork? For example will she get bigger as she fights? *Remembering just how large sum Ork warbosses can get...* Brothers get the flamers until the Legiona titanica to make ready an entire company of warhound class Titans loaded with dual inferno cannons

[@ieuanhunt552]

I think she may get bigger as she sings. She channelled the Waagh to make her into an idol. Succeeding as an idol should make her even more swole.

[@patrickbarnes1369]

Brother get the flamer.... the heavy flamer

[@seand.g423]

@@patrickbarnes1369 Vortex bomb? Question mark?

[@MathMasterism]

I love how completely unphased by everything Farsight is in these videos.

[@grantmathieson650]

Kawaii orcs. Sweet jebus I can't stop laughing.

[@dicorockhimself]

I fucking lost it

[@stephenflint3640]

its KAWAAAAAAAAGH you fool!!

[@dicorockhimself]

@@stephenflint3640 KAWAAAAHHHHHH new orc war chant

[@Nonsense010688]

we still need a resolution of the Inqusitors Chibi scene

[@AJAredstone]

This is by far the best idol song yet. I've been struggling to find similarly orky songs but I've failed.

[@herbert-kenumera960]

A PANTSLESS ORK HEAVY METAL IDOL... By Gork and Mork. Truly we have reached peak performance.