Tsalie Valk's Debut! - For You

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We take a look at the different idols in other sectors, see what they're up to!
Meanwhile, Imperial High Command has confirmed that the Tyranids have used their evolutionary advantages to create their own variations of idol. The reception of these newly hatched idols have been met with great success. As a result, the Tyranids have adopted a much more easier and practical way to satiate their eternal hunger: By using their idols to win them free food. Though oftentimes, they would use coupons to great extent to dry a planet's restaurants.
The Regiment Tsalie Valk is in has been assigned to defend a planet with such threat. We will see how they will fare against the coupon wielding Tyranid idols.
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Valk's singing voice: LexC
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Valk's talking voice: Rice
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[@stringstorm]

Special Thanks to LexC for being this month's Lyricist! Go check her channel out! She does singing and covers aswell! :D kzbin.info/door/yDlujaaDqae0vGmaiOaWsQ

[@supersaiyandiclonius3056]

Please oh please oh PLEASE give us an ork idol, if you don't how to explain a female ork, then have the ork idol explain that female orks (all of which are idols) are the Primorks' most prized possessions and they only their existence to be known because of this tournament. A possible innuendo (since that seems to be the theme) is the Warboss's WAAAGH!

[@RubberyCat]

I imagine an ork (including a "female" one) singing would be close to growling.

[@supersaiyandiclonius3056]

@@RubberyCat it'll definitely be Goff Rok.

[@alexanerose4820]

Let me get this straight: I just woke up and the first thing that pops up on my feed it this? Welp I've got a few hours of heresy before the Inquisition get's here let's turn it up to 11 !

[@rookieboidontbanus6983]

Can anyone tell me where to find this song other than here

[@dr.altoclef9255]

“Found her at the snack table with a note taped on her head.” Munchy knows how to live.

[@rexalley8397]

Hmm me but the note says “ not a Tyranid is representative just a fat fuck”

[@houdinied8619]

@@rexalley8397 m o o d

[@caresabout]

Hey clef can you shoot my wife?

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@caresabout Possibly.

[@trizeven]

While she was singing, she outlived everyone in her platoon and was therefore promoted to the rank of Choir-lonel

[@theemperorofmankind8082]

The lone survivor of a 10 men platoon? Seems legit

[@mojn4249]

get. out.

[@jeremygeller9145]

I’m reporting you to the comissar

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Yes, Inquisitor, this comment over here!

[@natecondy6193]

Get this man a promotion

[@bigch33se11]

“Although my home and hearth are gone-“ CADIA STILL STANDS 😭😭😭

[@Kriegenofficer]

You know when a cadian regiment fight the enemy there is nothing left of the enemy other than corpses and ruin when us kriegens fight the enemy there nothing more than ash,ruin and starved chaos gods when a cadian and kriegen fight together well lets just say thats its retribution at its finest

[@silentecho92able]

Cadia shell be avenge the second Creed returns, will show them we are merely beaten but never broken.

[@danieldomeisen2632]

Planet broke before the guard!!!!

[@aconcernedcommissar6261]

CREED!

[@Kriegenofficer]

My friend cadia was strong long before creed arrived you never needed creed to be strong you are the face of the imperial Guard the idols of countless guadsman for it was your stubbornness that nearly killed abbadon that nearly stopped the 14th black crusade yous where such a threat too chaos that yous had a BLACK CRUSADE sent out to destroy you yet it failed cadia may never be krieg but krieg can never replace cadia for we cannot match your determination and your humanity something we kriegs dont have. So may the cadian regiments be the fall of the traitor legions

[@GraphicalAdri]

>She loves you but without forgeting her duties. >She will hold the line for you even when Cadia was destro I MEAN STANDS!. Where is the nearest recluitment office?

[@septimusheikler8104]

Almost slipped there. I and the Inquisition shall be watching.

[@theemperorofmankind8082]

Aww I love her too but can we even have relationship between two active guardsman and guardswoman?

[@ErikaWeiss633]

@@theemperorofmankind8082 Yes, yes you can. There's even a term for children born within regiments between guardsmen and guardswomen (Or some locals or even SoB), which is Whiteshields.

[@blueberry1vom1t]

@@ErikaWeiss633 Hell i'm pretty sure some regiments actively encourage it. The PDF sure as hell encourages it (Or used to) ALSO WHILE CADIA IS DESTROYED, THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD. I WILL NOT FEAR THE TRUTH, BUT THE TRAITORS WILL FEAR ME.

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

While the planet is long destroyed, Cadia itself stands.

[@far_centrist]

*IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE ON THE STAGE, THEN YOU WILL SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE!*

[@pepitosbazeguti4532]

But sir...

[@captainangel1078]

But sir I cant sin...{BLAM}

[@juliangonzales3490]

@@captainangel1078 I don't want excuses guardsman. Let that be a lesson for the rest of you.

[@grandforge6300]

@Elysium 43 Bitch, please. Heard of Brother Loud-Howl? More like loud-*OHMYGODMYEARSARE BLEEDINGMAKEHIMSTOP!*

[@rookieboidontbanus6983]

The Lone Space Wolf What are you talking about this is this is beautiful like how we used to sing back at Cadia (looks down) GET UP LIEUTENANT! YOU AIN'T PLAYING DEAD ON ME (Picks you up and notices blood) mmm no wonder they hated getting close to me and my soldiers, this is the perfect weapon (Some time later) kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4XIYYCgdr-pg7c skip to about 0:58

[@casualbear6295]

That smile, that sunshine.... *STRATEGIC* *VALUE* *ABSOLUTE*

[@alessandrodipasquale5231]

She has a flashlight on her belt, my sides are gone.

[@blacksage2375]

It’s against regs to not have your lasgun with you at all times.

[@Pinned2Five]

No, they have become one with the emperor!

[@jerrytc2978]

I dont get the whole joke with the flashlights i feel stupid what am i not getting i love 40k but never got that joke

[@jacksonball6525]

Its a gag about how compared to the armor of what the guard fights the lasgun might as well be a laser pointer or a flashlight for all the good it will do.

[@jerrytc2978]

@@jacksonball6525 ah why did i never get that

[@rodrey330g9]

“Morale has skyrocketed beyond current measure.” “Imperial Guards are now equal to Space Marines in combat.”

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

...wow.

[@bombvoyage5686]

“Be afraid of the living wave”, “You mean the Tyranids?” “No the guard, they have an idol now” “FUCK!” “Fuck indeed”

[@IAmTanker]

_Confused_ "What do you mean I've been made redundant?"

[@bombvoyage5686]

@@IAmTanker yeah go bee their, ignore the airlock sign it’s wrong I swear. It’s the wardroom, we have terrain cake

[@apollomars1678]

so thats why the ultramarines sing allways these hymns.....

[@Pinned2Five]

Is that a Commisarial servo skull to prevent stage fright?

[@randomshmuck4724]

Pinned2Five It has a master crafted blamming las pistol approved by the commisariat within it's eye.

[@danieldomeisen2632]

so a 'Baleful Eye' as the mechanicus call it? Basically a mastercrafted las pistol that is also a mastercrafted bionic eye. ... i think i have been playing too much Warhmmer 40k PnP RPG...

[@Kidbizzaro6]

The Commisariat calls it 'Stage Cowardice'.

[@purebloodedgriffin]

Blamful eye

[@Pinned2Five]

This is the most popular comment I've ever made! Thanks everyone! Yea, I recall even back in Codex: Armageddon Yarrik having it. Out of universe, I think he started the trend! Also I think it was statted as str. 4!

[@thepbg8453]

You know I was unsure on this one, but dam does it get across that try hard feeling. The Idol really is giving it her all in this song, so I got to say I love it, and it really fits the guard. It sounds really small, but its plucky, and keeps on coming.

[@sydvigue824]

Just like the Imperial Guard. Full of normal people who give it their all despite being outmatched by pretty much everything else in terms of physicality

[@duncan9432]

@@sydvigue824 In all of Warhammer I think that the Imperial Guard is the most HFY

[@sydvigue824]

@@duncan9432 HFY?

[@robthompson563]

syd vigue humanity fuck yeah!

[@kingnothing8570]

@@sydvigue824 The enemies may have advanced technology, superior, strength, magic, and many other horrors but the imperial guard has... numbers.

[@Sinsystems]

IMPERIAL GUARD REPRESENT!! LIGHT YOUR FLASHLIGHTS!!

[@H9092-2]

SHE HAS HER FLASHLIGHT! AAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@betastilter2197]

Wrong flashlight Men,i meant literal flashlight not Your FUCKING gun,emperor damnit we are so use using that term now we have inquisitor in the orbit,FUCK

[@randomtechpriest8460]

Steel Legion Reporting!

[@soldiersPL]

And that day, reason for Inquisitor coming on to the planet is that some idiot decided that bigger is better, so he fired orbital laser cannon hitting inquisitorial ship

[@theomnissiah-9120]

*fires gauss flayer into air*

[@oompalumpus699]

Valk may not be the most talented or the most gifted idol, but to see her just give out everything she's got in her singing makes me want to root for her. Damn it... I'm torn between her and Orkette. Also yes, I binge-watched all the idol videos.

[@Briselance]

Orkette? Eh, I like her too.

[@NewCanaaniteRex]

I have a mental image of guardsman in a concert hall all with glowsticks in their hands.

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

naw they are just firing their lasguns lol

[@alessandrodipasquale5231]

We call those lasguns.

[@Life-tastic]

@@alessandrodipasquale5231 We call it a firing line

[@randomguy3849]

That's just an average Guardsmen line

[@ayindephulgence4950]

flash lights

[@barontakedownthisguy7794]

This precious ball of sunshine must be defended...….like right now.........….forever.

[@dylanbilson4271]

The Emperor protects, indeed.

[@zarlsalamandersspacemarine302]

As a Salimander of Vulkan i am normally concerned with the protection of civilian populations however....I have decided to extend this protection to this private. It is evident she has been blessed by the Emperor for the fiery compassion burning in her heart is more powerful than even the fires of Mount Deathfire on Nocturn

[@globeparasite9381]

Me: okay *start digging a labyrinth of trench with my kriegens homies*

[@fumarc4501]

This smile, I will protecc this smile, I WILL KILL TO PROTECC THIS SMILE!

[@classicunpleased2439]

*Built a a fuken FORTIFICATION.* Yes.

[@lexcva]

Ahh this came out so nicely! It's amazing to see so much positive feedback~ can't wait for the rest of the idol songs to release! ^^

[@atomicspacebomb7829]

Ah Ha! So you are the heretic who sang that love song for billions of adoring fans! You sicken me!

[@MercenarianWolves]

Great job guardswoman! Your service to the Emperor is an example to follow for the soldiers of your regiment and people of you planet. Now, keep the music flowing! Don't let the filthy xenos or trecherous heretics stop this morale boosting tool for the Astra Militarum!

[@RJALEXANDER777]

The lyrics are genuinely heart-felt, so personally this is now tied with Megane's song for my favorite.

[@Xer0sama]

I'm especially impressed by your high notes, clear as a fucking bell.

[@lexcva]

Aw, thank you!

[@CT-Clone]

This is a better morale booster than getting shot by the commisar!

[@OverlordMagos]

Heresy! **BLAM!**

[@aconcernedcommissar6261]

@@OverlordMagos a non commissar shooting his men! *BLAM* HERESY Edit: I really need to lern to spell that word

[@fakereal5169]

A commissar misspelling H-E-R-E-S-Y?! IMPOSTER! *_BLAM_*

[@brysonfugarino861]

In orbit You know there just running around shooting each other better lay the exterminatus on these heretics. *slams head on button repeatedly*

[@CT-Clone]

Bryson Fugarino A NON INQUISITOR PERFORMING EXTERMINATUS?! HERESY!!!!! *BLAM*

[@Marcelgaminggranie]

Oh god its starting again

[@madelynreed8334]

You misspelled "oh good"

[@Marcelgaminggranie]

@@madelynreed8334 you misspeled "i'm a filthy heretic"

[@lousassin2912]

@@Marcelgaminggranie Hmmm yea, I see Heresey here

[@_PhamTuanCuong]

*oh good

[@angelangelis8362]

Let's just agree we all all filthy scum not worthy of the Emperor's divine blessing and enjoy the music shall we? Lest we attract a Commisar to come over here with all this Heresy chat...or an Inquisitor.

[@tigerhasnoend648]

Still waiting for the space marine in a wig trying to sound like a girl.

[@chosenrubric7308]

It would be funnier if it was super over the top rock music instead.

[@tigerhasnoend648]

Chosen Rubric yes, I agree

[@ACanadianTigerTan]

I didn't know I wanted this in my life till now

[@grandforge6300]

You're better off waiting for one of our thralls to pick this...Art, up.

[@littleJoePatton]

vulkan singing would be funny or starts then gets cut off by a real idol

[@just-some-menace6138]

she holds those notes better than I hold my lasgun.

[@theemperorofmankind8082]

You need more training guardaman

[@commandershepard119]

Just-Some-Menace I insulted a tech-preist the other day, when I was deployed I wasn't given a lasgun. I was given a laser pointer and a magnifying glass.....

[@Therathmataz]

@@commandershepard119 probably more effective actually.

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

@@commandershepard119 you poor guardsman...

[@alphariusfuze8089]

@@theemperorofmankind8082 My lord...

[@kingmarsh4657]

*WHERE'S THE NEAREST BOOT CAMP!?*

[@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main]

NEXT STOP. BOOTHILL!

[@seth4607]

Hog killing time!

[@Rodoet001]

[Remembering Cadia intensifies]

[@shaysilverlocke6228]

@@Rodoet001 Cadia Stands!

[@user-kw3dy7hc4j]

@@shaysilverlocke6228 well... nope Once say my grandpa khorne Hehe boi

[@senorcapitandiogenes2068]

What kind of non-heretical heresy is this?

[@fakereal5169]

The best kind.

[@evilnekowantznobs]

BAAAAAAAAAAAANE BLADES

[@FriendlySorcererSindriMyr]

Something like that exists?!

[@Zimzilla99]

I've served my emperor for over 10,000 years and this is what I fought for and saw my brothers die for..... this is probably why my cousins turned traitor.

[@HTMR-de8gz]

When are you going to jump in Captain. We all know space marines need to represent here.

[@dylanbilson4271]

Tsalie Valk, the Imperial Guardswoman whose courage shines brighter than the Solus star that lights the holy Terra.

[@angelangelis8362]

Love the song, but doubly love the idea that a Hive Tyrant or some other brain bug just grabbed Munchie, put her in front of the snack bar, and taped a note to her head explaining everything before apparently Fucking off. XD

[@Dreamhaxor]

>Imperial >dark skinned >tomboys

[@aetius4207]

THE EMPEROR APPROVES !!!

[@grugmangaming5152]

>>cadian

[@cryw1092]

@@grugmangaming5152 Yep, she's pretty much perfect.

[@scruffles3838]

YES! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!

[@grugmangaming5152]

Right, wheres the Amnesac

[@darknessml6145]

This is what the emperor got throned for. This is what he waited for 10k years.

[@davidburns-donaldson2617]

*SALUTE* You have made the Guard proud private Valk! AM I RIGHT BOYS?!

[@yochaiwyss3843]

Affirmative, Cadian unit Locke.

[@atomicspacebomb7829]

Meh. The Tau had better assets

[@justinweber7094]

She made the Guard something all right.

[@appendixpower5538]

Aye Guardsman! Cadia stands!

[@knightpaladin9841]

@@atomicspacebomb7829 that's some heresy there.

[@kokaomf]

"Although my home and hearth are gone Cadians will stand strong". . I've hearded this and no one will convince me of anything else.

[@helldrake77777]

*takes deep breath and slowly exhales* This gives me life.

[@BIGHAT_EATS_Y_LIVER]

Wait until the space marine one i bet it will be just boreal whit a pink bow

[@yorha42s]

We already have him, his name is Borealic, or "Redarded Laugh Marine"

[@matt6273]

BRUVVAS, MAH HEARHT BEATS WITH LOOOOOOOOOOVE

[@houndoftexas5723]

It's gonna be Alfabusa in a dress

[@Life-tastic]

Like this damn comment!

[@randomguy3849]

@@houndoftexas5723 I hope

[@CrisTianDoesArt]

Still my favourite 40k Idol song. Music's good, lyrics are good, singer is great. Couldn't hope for more.

[@theblazingcrusader6322]

I'm sad, all I can think about during this song is Cadian.

[@Kriegenofficer]

Well the song ia about the stubborn determination of cadia even when everything hurts and seems hopeless they will remain loyal to the imperium and the god emperor of Mankind

[@theblazingcrusader6322]

Looking back on it. I think it's a pretty good song.

[@Rodoet001]

It's alright, friend. Remember, Cadia still stands.

[@John-Stark]

@@Kriegenofficer Stubborn does not even BEGIN to describe Cadians

[@firelordeliteast6750]

CADIA STANDS

[@steamtacular]

So rewatching this I just realised. She's a whiteshield. Look at the stripe on her helmet. The Cadian Youth Army. So she's anywhere from 12 to 17 years old.

[@danukil7703]

Ohh... so _that_ is why this is the only video where SexualYeti hasn't made a comment...

[@michka841]

[THE FBI WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION]

[@onairwithjarvis]

Idol month! Glorious!

[@NoobPTFO]

She protec, she attac, but mostly importantly - *CADIA STANDS*

[@TheJhenderson8]

Valk's eyes are purple, is she from cadia?

[@deathdealer3333]

SharkWolf Conner one of her lyrics is ‘Though my home and Hearth are gone’ So I’d say yes. CADIA STANDS STRONG!

[@claravinas9265]

yup

[@appendixpower5538]

Since when are eyes of people from Cadia purple?! (Please don't tell me I'll have to repaint all my characters:-D)

[@RuslanLagashkin]

Since . . the beginning

[@Hellhound23691]

@@appendixpower5538 ...always...like that's one of their gimmicks. Because they're born on the border of the Eye of Terror all Cadians have a slight mutation in which their iris is purple. In some cases their eyes literally glow like the Eye of Terror.

[@kulrigalestout]

WOAH WOAH WOAH! Idols are supposed to be unarmed, who gave her that flashlight?

[@goobi8881]

A guardsmen can use the damn HELMET to bash someons head in if needed.

[@jakejohnson9552]

“Though my home and Hearth are gone” T-T Cadia stands!

[@bkfireshark]

My favorite genres are metal and rock, but emperor damn it ive got a soft spot for these. Keep it up StringStorm

[@TopHatdudeman]

A reminder people our lovely idols white strip marks her as a white shield. She is therefor too young to join the PDF proper yet and has only started her service to the Emperor. In summary she MUST NOT BE LEWDED

[@teamnoob52]

Wait, didn't Sexualyeti (kinda) lewd Boy on his DeviantArt page?

[@ieuanhunt552]

FBI OPEN UP

[@mattaffenit9898]

@@ieuanhunt552 _Agitated Death Company noises_

[@datdabdoe1417]

Cadian white-shields are actually just troops that haven't been battle tested. I dont need to purge myself yet.

[@RangerTheCEOofsx]

datdabdoe Yeah but considering the state of Cadia the only ones who haven’t been battle tested are all like ten years old

[@dabeetrayed7315]

This song is not for us ITS FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@mewmeister8650]

No, its for Cre.... *Commenter squashed by Baneblade.

[@kenyonwells2139]

She sings her hymn to The Emperor and the custodes clean a single tear from his eye socket for it.

[@mistertaz94]

Its for Cain

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Emperor said it's for everyone, him included.

[@natecondy6193]

@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 hello lamenter brother here take some primaris marines

[@Xaxp]

Cute little detail that Tsalie has a flashlight on her hip, a cheeky little nod to the -ineffectiveness- nickname of the Imperial Lasgun. Good to know shes a proper Guardswoman, then.

[@Zorgdub]

YESS I had just randomly started watching on of these videos 1 minute before this was posted. This is fate. This is the will of the Emperor.

[@atomicspacebomb7829]

....... or Slaanesh

[@TraxOferta]

Why not both?

[@claypidgeon4807]

She gets more and more endearing as the song goes on.

[@TwoBlade5]

Will Shadowsuns Debut be a Duet with Kitten cuz its the best Shipping?

[@atomicspacebomb7829]

It sailed off a long time ago

[@saphirone8030]

MAKE IT REAL STRINGSTORM !!!

[@atomicspacebomb7829]

Shoot that man for heresy!

[@peterwhite6415]

That would be awesome... if not now then on X-mas.

[@vietphuongbong3441]

TwoBlade5 Or a triplet between her, Farsight and kittens. Let the ship war begin!

[@shellerinirap745]

U made my day... Well, in that case evening... CADIA STANDS

[@zaniatnik]

She really deserves a big, warm, Vulkan-grade hug!

[@datdabdoe1417]

Valk is Best girl. Its a close competition with the other Imperial Idols, But Valk really has a extra charm to her. Lilith gets the award for Best Xeno. Otherwise its participation points though.

[@sergioochoa913]

Oh boy, Dark Eldar and Inquisitor Idols? I hate myself so much for wanting to see that

[@baker90338]

Sergio Ochoa now the question is what ordos are they?

[@kubaGR8]

Ordo Canticus.

[@baker90338]

kubaGR8 I imagine each of the three major ordos has different feel. The ordos xenos is somewhat more of one who sees life in a new way, the ordos malleus sees you as her stable thing in life (as in the thing that keeps her from going too far), and the ordos hereticus sees you as the only who understands

[@justinweber7094]

I want them to make an album together. Or maybe they're an idol group, each of them contributes a verse to the overall song?

[@admiralspire8867]

Baker Tankersley There are actually hundreds of minor ordos and even some secret ordos that could be major ones if they were not so secretive (there's an ordo that does extremely top secret things, more top secret than what the ordo malleus does, and theres an ordo dedicated to oversee this ordo. An ordo who's sole purpose is to make sure that another ordo don't mess up, man)

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

Kind of cute that she sung it like a marching song, but damn, the lyrics made me cry. She's so damn hopeful.

[@firelordeliteast6750]

I just realized it has the cadence of a marching song. Except, at a pace of a charge rather than a march.

[@iantaniyama6643]

I just realized instead of Lasguns she's got a flashlight... Though to be honest it'll probably be just as effective...

[@luc-zq7ku]

come on, it's not that bad . You just need a few hundred shot per deamon .

[@Slimurgical]

Lasguns are literally flashlights on a little bit of steroids.

[@brenokv]

@@Slimurgical Thats the reason for te imperium to provide us bayonets

[@theemperorofmankind8082]

You know Las guns in a real world perspective is as strong as a shot from an abrams tank The Las guns is chosen for the armament for the Imperial guards because they are the perfect metaphor for the guards they are reliable, the lasguns can be made out of almost anything wood,metal, plastic you name it. It also can be used in all types of conditions even when wet, covered in mud, snow, dust, dirt and even when frozen it can still fires. The Las guns also is adaptable it can be set to rapid fire like a storm bolter or charge shots like the stalker bolter So don't shit talk the Las guns if you know almost shit about it

[@clothar23]

@@theemperorofmankind8082 I used a lasgun once, the Eldar slut laughed at me and told me to take another shot. So I purged the entire fucking planet with a chainsword. Screw the flashlight, all guardsmen should be armed with chainswords. Much more effective, flamers are a good choice to but those lousy Sisters are always hoarding them.

[@dank_smirk9971]

Still waiting for the Ork Boyband (hopefully lead by the Goff Rokkas).

[@kevinbarber2795]

Dank_Smirk ^this

[@dank_smirk9971]

Imperial Judesmen138 Ork Boyband: *"WE'Z DA DOOF WARRIAHS, AND WE'Z GONNA ROKK YA!!"*

[@essexclass8168]

Ork cheerleader from bloodbowl

[@fumarc4501]

Twin tails

[@axelmilan4292]

Never thought I'd say this, but that Tryanid idol looks cute. Eagerly awaiting the 'nids and the Orks performances.

[@kevinbarber2795]

Axel Milan Same, they’re the only ones with a chance against this sunshine imo

[@rebelkommando6166]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

I suppose that’s one way to shine a light in the grimdark of the far future. I’m imagining gulliman in the crowd watching this while overlooking the local guardsmen, thinking “Yah know, it’s these little things that keep me going. A shame we don’t have female space marines, cause I’d pay good money to see a space wolf idol, plus that’s an extra 50 percent of a worlds population to recruit right there.”

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

“Also, I’ve come across some ancient golden age entertainment by the name of “Halo”. These “Spartans” might not be any space marine of this day and age, but they give me an idea. Gotta ask Crawl for advice for a new super solider program. Half of the longer lived and experienced guardsmen would make fine space marines, so perhaps if we had a program to give these deserving veterans Something to aspire to besides retirement that the lot of them won’t reach anyway. Actually, this can help with that. Yeh, relatively cheap, reliable and effective augmentations and armor that remain a cut above what any guardsmen would ever hope to have, that can be mass produced across the galaxy, recruited from and for a variety of organizations across the imperium. These “Spartans”could be raised from birth, drawn from youths, or recruited from a variety of veterans. And be Male OR Female. Even if their all a quarter of what a proper space marine is, we could still make about at the barest minimum 15 to 30 of these for every one marine. I’m sure Deathwatch in particular might enjoy some reinforcements from the more Xenos experienced guardsmen, now in a comparable level. Plus this is a chance to redo the codex from scratch, into something that can be everything the codex Astarte failed to be. Easier to start from scratch than dramatically alter what many chapters believe to be holy Text anyway. This could be the bridge between regular humans and space marines, like comparing normal marines and Primaris”. “ This could be fun, and the imperium needs every advantage and moral boost we can get. We could have standalone branches, and maybe some dedicated for every organization in the galaxy. Point is it’s time for something to help keep the imperium working together, and space marines for the most part have always felt too distanced and rigid to work like that these days, between their stark lack of numbers and how their less super “soldiers” and more like spread out orders of medieval knights, powerful and effective in their own right, but just not enough of them as they are now. Just spread out anomalys of mix-max out and about until needed. And I don’t think it entirely safe to have any more than one or two old school legions, so perhaps if I had lesser super soldiers that actually bothered with the “Solider” bit In full, we can have decent numbers of them that can still be defended from incase of treasons, willing or not.” Now I just need someone too proof read this with me that Won’t scream HERASY HERASY HERASY at some point or another just because of this being a change of pace.”

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

Dear god I got side tracked from what I had in mind. This started with cutesy singing guardsmen and I ended up in Halo.

[@atomicspacebomb7829]

.....herasy.......herasy............herasy.....

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

Atomic Space Bomb well I suppose that’s not SCREAMING HERASY, so that’s a start.

[@atomicspacebomb7829]

@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire You are welcome Heretic

[@Firebolt193]

Cadia stands, and so does this lovely lady!

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

I will protect this smile! I will face any foe be it, Astarte, Daemon, Xeno, or Mutant in order to protect this smile! I will charge head long into the wastes of Armageddon, the jungles of Catachan, and the deepest, darkest depths of the Underhives of Necromunda so that I may protect this smile, I will dive into the eye of terror it’s self and face off against the four gods of chaos themselves in order to protect this smile, the diseases of Nurgle, the wraith of Khorne, the trickery of Tzeentch, and even the lewding of Slaanesh are nothing compared to the power I have been blessed with after seeing this smile, every single corner of this grim dark galaxy will be bathed in the glowing light of this smile, the god emperor himself will rise from his golden throne in order to pat the head of she who bares this smile, Horus himself would weep before this heavenly smile! We shall lay waste to all who would see it harmed! Brothers and Sisters with the power of this smile we shall drive all that plagues this galaxy back into the pit that spawned it! This smile will be protected at any cost and anyone who dares to seek it harm will be subjugated to our everlasting wraith!!!! Praise the waifu! The waifu protects as we protect her!

[@dmanjondelgado]

praised be the waifu bride of the god of mankind, a worthy beacon of hope for the mightiest and purest race in the galaxy

[@claravinas9265]

It is better to die for the Waifu, than to live for yourself

[@randomguy3849]

PRAISE BE THE IDOL

[@nicedaemonette]

+Soft and Weto Now you see, the awesome and terrible power of WAIFU!!! +Daniel Manjon GOD EMPEROR GOING GET WAIFU'D!!!

[@fumarc4501]

FOR DA EMPERWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!

[@markhartshorn3476]

Must . protect . this . Precious. Sweet roll! WHERE IS THE NEAREST BOOTCAMP

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

Hold the line for Techpriestess Megane... CONQUER THE GALAXY FOR TSALIE VALK!!!!!!! EMPEROR PROTECTS!!!!!

[@nullproxy9639]

2 years old yet I still come back to this song, damn its good.

[@fumarc4501]

Same

[@ottersirotten4290]

Me Too

[@Alzenrider]

Not the biggest fan of the tune or the voice, but the lyrics pierced my heart more than a thousand bolt rounds

[@BaggyGoose]

YOU SING THAT FIRE, GURL! THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!!!!

[@fadhilahihsan9973]

Cadia broke before her heart! Cadia broke before her spirit-*get shot by a commisar*

[@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main]

My favourite 40k idols song is officially the imperial guard sergeant Valk

[@meanteddybear2988]

FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE IMPERIUM!!! DO KRIEG NEXT :D

[@theemperorofmankind8082]

It is the kreig way

[@skullman-us7wn]

I can just imagine it being as minimalistic as possible

[@GlitchTechV1]

So this is what happens when the majority of the inquisition gets banished into the warp

[@thomassilva9892]

Sweet Emperor, Its back baby!! Praise our gold platted Big E.!

[@Jormelli]

Should have been Yarric... unless you are saving him for the orks.

[@thepbg8453]

OH DEAR GOD MY IMAGINATION JUST SCARED MY EYES!!!!

[@InquisitorThomas]

Jormelli Yarric is the Most Moe Commissar.

[@axelmilan4292]

His power claw doubles as a microphone

[@xenobeast125]

Nah i think Ghazkul will represent the Orks he just cant find his wig and lipstick :3

[@Jormelli]

A duo it is.

[@omegasynth2775]

"Though my home and heart are gone, I have a reason to stay strong, 'cause trhough all the black and blue, I have found a home in you" WHO IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR IS CUTTING ONIONS?!

[@blueberrybird2147]

Me

[@crackedhammer4612]

Doing the Guard Proud

[@aconcernedcommissar6261]

So will there be more Imperial Gaurd idol regiments?

[@duncanmcokiner4242]

He hinted at Death Corps a few months back but I'm guessing that'll be next season. Hopefully alongside my FUCKING SQUAT IDOL.

[@aconcernedcommissar6261]

@@duncanmcokiner4242 Ogrin idol. Commissar idol

[@alexanderlicentia5265]

Cata-Chan.

[@P1gdude]

BIG BUFF MOE survivalist WAIFU!

[@joshuawilliams9020]

Steel legions boys, the only regiment that actually understand modern warfare. And how mechanization can make up for human frailties.

[@centurionzen1005]

This really does remind me of your Imperial Guard song you did a while back and I must say the references are in subtle abundance. In particular "though my home and hearth are gone, I have reason to stay strong" reminds me very much of the hope that was in the previous song except it's more Plucky and more small time which is perhaps even better. I'd love to buy this song but I want the lyrics as well because it's just well written poetry.

[@scruffles3838]

Guardsmen waifu is literally perfect

[@Quakingsm]

just noticed the flashlight, I like this

[@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main]

Yay! Imperial guard idol! :3 Im happpy!

[@nigen]

I love how the lyrics are cute yet still mirror the predic- I mean the ethos of the Imperial Guard.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

Props to the seargent to manhandle a tyranid like that

[@AndreTheSalty]

Hes one of Steve Irwin's descendants.

[@blacklight2488]

The Commissar in me is crying a little. It's such a beautiful song.

[@claypidgeon4807]

Wait, why doesn’t she have a lasgu- Oh. OOOHHHHH. Well played.

[@brokensky2378]

Orktober requires cute ork idol

[@LordRyan9999]

Lol #kunichiwaaagh!!!

[@Persona6Blue]

I didn't know wanted an ork idol singing *kunichiwaaaagh!!!* until I saw this.

[@LordRyan9999]

With lotz of red so dey sing fasta

[@kubaGR8]

Yea. Like, ork rap.

[@fumarc4501]

If any of the Idols should rap, it would be the ork loli Idol.

[@VanguardBear]

That's it, she's my favorite. Absolutely adorable. Fantastic singing too, by the way!

[@i5ooikschannel551]

Best Girl

[@TheMinidow]

HA! Flashlight...

[@Biodeamon]

when are we gonna get chaos idols those slaanesh girls are guaranteed to know at one facemelting song. literally.

[@kurtmorales7644]

Cultish-Chan Idol for Chaos undivided

[@Darkgun231]

I hope the Slannesh girls do a cover of Doomrider's top hit, "I do cocaine!"

[@dr.altoclef9255]

GLASSES-WEARING (PREFERABLY three eyed) NERD IDOL OF TZEENTCH WHEN?!

[@robopope7584]

Now, apparently

[@kronk6051]

I love how I got a USMC ad before watching this.

[@fadhilahihsan9973]

USMC are secretly a Space Marine chapter.

[@hernancaceresgarcia1977]

That Commisar servo skull is judging the guardsmen servo skull

[@triggerme6144]

FLOAT HARDER FOR THE EMPEROR PRIVATE OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR VISUAL RECEPTORS!!!!

[@hernancaceresgarcia1977]

Trigger Me6 THIS IS OUR DAY THIS IS OUR PURPOSE!

[@chaospacemarine8330]

I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU LEAVE TO FALL, AMPLIFICATUS TERTIUS A11, NOW ON YOUR HOVERSERVOS!

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

Now how do we do the SPEES MEHERINES? Since Female marines are highly *HERETICAL* then the only option is using a fan made chapter... And the only option are either the Pretty Marines or the Alfa Legion. It's gonna be a disaster.

[@H9092-2]

Trust me. I've heard guys sing soprano. It will be hilarious.

[@ChipCheerio]

Cant we just get Cato Sicarius to do it?

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

@@H9092-2 But all male Space Marines have EXTREMELY deep voices thanks to the exaggerate quantity of testosterone they produce. This is with the exception of the Pretty (GAAAAAY) Marines, who do not produce testosterone thanks to a special mutation and the Alfa Legion, where highly heretical things happen and the only reason they have to been declared heretics yet is because of how effective they are in combat. Instead they are kept in their own off-limit subsector.

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

@@ChipCheerio Well the guy who voices me in TTS has quite an hilariously high pitched voice.

[@marrvynswillames4975]

Or put boreale and Diomedes to sing

[@timvanrijn8239]

well nearly 1 year to the day i hope private Valk has become very happy with who ever of her comrads she sang this for. if not ill send that soldier to the penal legion.

[@MrWG333]

Such powerfull voice sneaked into such petite frame...must've been work of some tactical gen.....CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!! Also, best idol.

[@lukelandis3090]

Saxmarine: “BROTHERS, FETCH MY INSTRUMENT AND FIND ME A LAND RAIDER! THIS HERESY CANNOT GO UNCHALLENGED! FOR THE EMPEROR!”

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

this specific one is a loyalist guardsman. This is the exact opposite of heresy.

[@plutrachmann5062]

Dawn of War: Winter Assault seems to become easier when I play this song....

[@fumarc4501]

Amazing idea!

[@LinhLe-ub8ld]

So long have I waited and it is still magnificent as I remember

[@linked2dio26]

Currently on a idol binge. Also I didn't expect the Guardsman Idol to do this good. I loved it

[@nickhoward7419]

The planet broke before the guard did... 😢

[@hunterwilliams545]

Valk is singing this directly to the Emperor!

[@rigulur]

After playing through the Winter Assault's Order campaign, I have a lot more appreciation for this song.

[@tuurekeranen1771]

That the commissar skull seems judging and the Guard skull seems frightened is worth a chef's kiss. :'D

[@jasonborne2521]

I will gladly hold any battleline for her!

[@darkstar453]

THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!

[@manolispiperias7608]

Love that flashlight detail !

[@EmpressWolf]

valk's finally getting out there with her music thank you so much for this stringy