What the HELL is Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale?

This is the most confusing movie ever made...
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[@Saberspark]

I know I say this a lot but what the HELL is this movie? The story goes waaaaay off the rails

[@loafqueen2975]

OOF

[@sketchyskies8531]

Idk man

[@Krisblox]

Nice

[@phineasfacingforward3460]

Saber, you make Phineas's summer vacation a blast with your videos.

[@tetrastral]

Idfk

[@memesarekeem]

It's like the director had his son write a fanfiction for charlotte's web.

[@ShantyTowniekKMm]

Memes Are KEEM dont forget to mention: “while on drugs”

[@MrSuperbeast92]

And then *F A R T S*

[@madness3987]

Im convinced that's what happend.

[@L0RDK3Y]

maybe a 6 year old wrote this

[@Juanandsomegymcontent]

*Pretty much that.*

[@hyperstormx3194]

Terrible animated movie: *exists* Saberspark: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@astronic9979]

Ratannoying: Hold my moans

[@chefralo8202]

GTA San Andreas got the greatest memes

[@supahstarwarrior6942]

Cancerous meme

[@chefralo8202]

Supahstar Warrior opinions bruh

[@ignoremyoldcringecommentsp7602]

Bad Movie - Walks Up To Saberspark Saberpark - (HOLDS UP CROSS) *"GET AWAY YOU SATANIC CREATURE"*

[@taylorgray8298]

When the acid kicks in: Director: "I got a movie idea, people."

[@astronic9979]

So lets smash in all the unused models and make a movie..

[@memelover6917]

@@astronic9979 Even the ones that don't make sense like aliens and isopods and shit

[@scaryspagghetti9569]

Now hear me out, make all the characters on 🅱️rack 🅱️o🅱️ain

[@girlygirlupArcives]

Let's also make it cancerous

[@gavinbrown216]

Me: “what drugs were you on?!?” Director: yes

[@cursedtails1249]

This movie makes Leo the Lion look like Pixar’s Coco

[@kellyhill1852]

Same But Replace Coco With Wall.e

[@jononpaper]

Same but replace coco with “finding Vincent”

[@gameswithpeachcord7498]

And makes chicken little look like rat making soup movie

[@Artizap_]

@@gameswithpeachcord7498 From now on I will only call it "Rat Making Soup Movie"

[@tijanamilenkovic3425]

@@Artizap_ Ratatouille

[@JustinY.]

Charlotte did not die for this.

[@astronic9979]

Charlotte died by how bad it is.

[@azrioael2814]

@@astronic9979 lol I wouldn't be surprised

[@Checco105]

Oh hyo

[@BMcCosmic]

Stop following me

[@timothyowen4785]

Justin Y: The biggest YT commenter since "Just a Guy Without a Mustache"

[@mr_resource5099]

This movie should be called, Charlotte's web and cocaine pals.

[@blueslug9084]

I can fit an entire brick up my ass

[@astronic9979]

Pig's web, Spider's tale and the cocaine pals and the weird sex toy phone

[@protomist]

@@astronic9979 yes

[@pastelmaroonthesecond2246]

Gold Plasma and knuckles

[@shkrimp5607]

BWAHHA

[@tazzreviews1578]

Snake: What color is an octopus? Walt: What do you mean? Which species? Snake: Huh? I don't know. (Gets tossed into the gorge of eternal peril)

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

and even then, they can change colour anyway

[@bluepearl4624]

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 certain species don’t, like amelanistic deep-sea octopi.

[@jamiegioca9448]

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 Don't fret, the characters are aware of this. I know that because of my experience

[@GrimmGamingR451]

GORGE PAG

[@aiiiia9971]

I wish that it said that

[@_bee_2578]

Spider: "BOO" Centipede cop: *flies into another solar system*

[@alcatrazartz2118]

I LOVE THIS

[@napello4719]

Horses: meh

[@Skel1001]

This movie scared away even gravity

[@franciscop.garcia9931]

aaaaa that sacred theee death out of mee....... No

[@__________________________Fred]

Low key the best part of the movie

[@Scrofar]

"Not knowing the answer to something ISN'T LYING!" (single emotional tear) Saber, where have you been in my entire upbringing

[@Roadent1241]

Scrofar Middle school taught you wrong too? Need a hug?

[@anikmonette2140]

@@Roadent1241 Not only Middle School, sadly. But I'll take that hug!

[@Roadent1241]

@@anikmonette2140 ~hug~ Sorry schools are a-holes.

[@RikkiLove0317]

EXACTLY

[@BirdaeBlue]

O depends on the teachers

[@WolfoftheDM]

the car's life car died and his broken corpse was driven around by the viper

[@adeer87]

Angel B. I love this sentence so much.

[@will.2155]

Angel B. with his soulless eyes...

[@perrycave]

They stole it from clunker island

[@oldenspace7855]

i had to read this sentence multiple times

[@tamiwu0346]

d o d g e v i p e r

[@chrisbarone515]

Animal Fact: Octopus's change colors.

[@ignaciogonzalez2929]

Octopi?

[@aeiztaloraezi7687]

Both work, it depends on the person tho. To add onto octopus facts; Both octopuses and squids have clear blood that turns blue when oxygenated!

[@EclipseDoesArt]

@@ignaciogonzalez2929 both are correct, as is octopedes

[@justanugget9806]

So Walt would never get the answer right. Oh wait, he would be able to say “octopi change colors, that’s a trick question” never mind

[@dalisaydivine9302]

Everyone knew that tbh lell

[@leahaldana5352]

i really miss what my life was like 30 minutes ago *when i didn't know anything about this movie*

[@greyisnthere]

Agreed

[@The__mindscape-x1e]

I died mentally today...

[@Crab_cos]

You guys are lucky, I grew up watching this lol

[@The__mindscape-x1e]

Carlos Eduardo Nunes how scarred on you on a scale of 1 to 100

[@Crab_cos]

At least 100

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Charlotte’s Web: A story about how death can be delayed but not avoided, about change and the loss of innocence, and how you can accept it. Wilbur goes from a runt to a caretaker of his own. Unfortunately everything comes to an end, but new beginnings come from them, as it’s simply nature. After all, barn spiders don’t live forever. This Movie: Don’t lie or you’ll get involved in a life of crime and murdered. Also spiders live forever and are Gaelic.

[@timfrey2358]

Dr. Alto Clef just realized this movie's moral is a little like Pinocchio.

[@Crybatty]

dont forget the aliens dude, fuckin aliens.

[@kitkitkatkit]

*Splat Tim* I’m pretty sure very few people want to fuck aliens.

[@someguy1313]

@@kitkitkatkit yeah sure.........

[@moonstarthewolf77]

@@kitkitkatkit Area 51 raiders: yea who would do that *nervous laughter*

[@aichmo.philia]

It's like the director got realy high, blindfolded himself, slammed their hands on his keyboard, translated it into a foreign language, asked a child to read it a loud, wrote what the child said down, and made it into a movie.

[@lesbovinoff]

New Art project idea

[@katiesquid]

Usually, when I say something like "This feels like a fever dream", I'm half-joking. But this?? THIS?? I genuinely cannot fathom how Schelp could've come up with this on his own. He probably went to bed, had a dream about this, woke up, and said "Hey this would make a cool movie!" My dream about Bill Nye defeating a cult made of grape people made more sense than this!

[@o_ver2.094]

When the G falls Off from the grape People 😳

[@Maple_Donut]

Certainly! The part where the homework ate the dog made zero sense😂

[@snakewithapen5489]

@@Maple_Donut and then apparently the farmer actually ate the dog?? What even is this

[@Maple_Donut]

@@snakewithapen5489 we don’t know what legit happened to the dog. Penny’s cousin Henry was eaten by the farmer

[@alato8005]

Those first few seconds made me rethink everything I’ve known

[@didyoubringalight2]

I changed my religion

[@red_dickfigures]

*uh oh* AAAAAAAAAAaaaa a a a g g h h h

[@Kiwiwiwiiwiwi]

Legit the first thing i said before the intro was "Wat"

[@EmilyB-px6vy]

"So, we're making a "Charlotte's Web" rip-off, sir?" Well, yes, but actually no.

[@misscrazy1016]

Random but, your hella pretty

[@EmilyB-px6vy]

@@misscrazy1016 Aw, thanks. I appreciate that. ^^

[@EmilyB-px6vy]

@This Guy While I agree with you, I do have videos with my face in them on my channel, so...

[@flyingstonemon3564]

@This Guy what are you talking about mine is totally legit!

[@imahumanlarva3248]

"So, you got a god awful rip-off of Charlotte's Web for me?" "Yes sir I do!.. sort of"

[@bruhmoment-oq4wu]

Can we have Charlotte's web? No we have Charlotte's web at home. Charlotte's web at home:

[@cottoncandy2023]

Looil

[@h.plovecat4307]

Say some right now.

[@girlygirlupArcives]

This movie was cancer

[@Mr.Gnomebody]

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda jealous of whoever wrote this. Imagine the absolutely mind melting drugs they must've been on to create this.

[@alcatrazartz2118]

Technically, an octopus can change it's colors to anything it wants, so no matter what color the pig said, he would be right!!

[@charmyzard]

True... damm, what a missed chance!

[@mistermoneyman300]

did the snake said "any color"?

[@charmyzard]

@@mistermoneyman300 "Any color, Walt!", the thing said.

[@h.plovecat4307]

And also wrong. He was screwed either way.

[@channelconstructiontempora2824]

"What colour is an octopus?" "Yes." "CORRECT!!"

[@nija_2587]

This looks like a weird dream someone had while sleeping during Charlotte's Web and made into a movie

[@benjackson7872]

Lol!😂

[@yoda908]

To me it feels much more like they were forced into a wierd sex orgy while under the influence of some poweful hallucination drugs.

[@themato35]

This is exactly what I was thinking!

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

Sounds like a weird dream i would have

[@DragonRagovi]

Huh, the Spider-Verse sequel took a really weird turn.

[@cedenoa001]

Never compare this movie to Spiderverse pls

[@TandaSandaBanda]

Walt is just Spider-Ham’s crackhead cousin.

[@OrangeNoNukegara]

@@cedenoa001 It's the SAME M8

[@howyouknowitsreal1125]

@@OrangeNoNukegara you're joking right?

[@amandalynn4979]

@@TandaSandaBanda That's an insult to Spider-Ham 😅

[@MrTrevortxeartxe]

The thought of someone ripping open their only dvd-case-shaped present, only to find THIS, absolutely sends me 💀

[@quentingilanian8045]

This is like a Charlotte's Web version of My Immortal brought to the silver screen.

[@Berries20]

Shit ur right

[@sasaki999pro]

My Immortal is an intentionally satirical master piece. This is just depressing.

[@IsabruhMoment]

“If Jack has three apples, and Jill has two apples, what is the circumference of the sun?” “Um...I don’t know.” *_” L I A R “_*

[@pinrhyme6703]

Liar

[@alcatrazartz2118]

HA

[@rtycoffee5288]

*Gets spanked to death*

[@mechagodzilla4875]

I'm expecting this question on my Final for s hool next year

[@darthplagueis13]

The answer is obviously red, I dunno what's the problem here....

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_For some reason, Spider-Pig should get his own standalone movie. Because he deserved more than what he gets._*

[@garretttheferret9693]

Don't worry. Sam Raimi is working on it.

[@garretttheferret9693]

@Mammoth Supremacy 55 Peter: This could not get any weirder. Spider Ham: It CAN get weirder.

[@georgiee00]

2:03 literally the reason 'plan bee' ended up in my 2007 Christmas stocking

[@Nightsunderthetree]

Wait really

[@noituna]

I wish this movie would've been turned into bacon. Actually, no, that bacon would be rotten.

[@tatyanakrylova4881]

Ok giorno

[@noituna]

@@tatyanakrylova4881 okay litten

[@weirdguy8422]

Wtf is that pic of yours?

[@noituna]

@@weirdguy8422 GioMis 😳😍

[@weirdguy8422]

@@noituna get help

[@goodoldsister6182]

Okay I NEED DISNEY TO MAKE A REALISTIC REMAKE OF THIS. LIKE TAHT WOULD BE A TRIP

[@ammagon4519]

Isopods on motorbikes would be cool

[@GhazMazMSM]

Fanboy and chumm chumm looks better than this! Also can you review the three little pigs and a baby?

[@sancheztonalli8099]

I was wondering can you review FOODFIGHT

[@MoonMelodyArt]

@Lisa Lotz probably because it's been reviewed to death by other KZbinrs

[@pridefulnamelesshunter1145]

Hey I've seen that movie its boring but an interesting idea

[@Spicy_Coffee]

Three bigs and a baby was one of my childhood movies

[@SCP-106_Uncle_Larry]

*SEXY WOLF GIRL*

[@paxxisticks]

Saber: “It puts the lines in the recording or else it gets the hose again.” Also Saber: “alright shut up, I’m not funny.” Me: *mad laughing and giggling*

[@scoutman66]

Cringe

[@marymartin2154]

I thought it was funny!

[@sabinaschouwwinther7779]

Looks down from the tv 2 secs to grab a chip. "And then the pig and snake was attacked by a tv, stole some gas and was in a carchase with isopods on motorcycles"... Wait what... Did I blackout?

[@manny8426]

This was the first movie from the “What the hell is...” series that actually scrambled my brain

[@livesathome2475]

I just got a ad that said “the containing footage may be distributing to some people”, then when I skipped it, it showed the beginning of the video

[@batspidey7611]

I feel sorry for you.

[@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199]

Beautiful.

[@macarooni7578]

True tho-

[@cyberdemonic260]

KZbin was warning you

[@jonathanjoestarsmainhoe5604]

7:20 I had vague memories of watching this movie as a kid. I thought it was a wild fever dream until I saw that clip and I realised it wasn’t a fever dream it was actually a movie. It was the one scene that was engraved in my mind 😔

[@Autokendo17]

The movie is a wild fever dream, an abomination, and even more incompetent than SHARK TALE. 'Tis perfect.

[@xBloodxFangx]

Viperwood. Everyone is a snake there, especially the talent agents. I feel like there is some deep symbolism here from the director.

[@maniacaldude]

I don't think the director's smart enough for that.

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

@@maniacaldude What do you mean? an art piece like this is riddled with deep themes, such as the dangers of capitalism, corruption and money

[@JonathanLit]

Yeah... "deep"

[@stephen_cs]

@@JonathanLit I mean it’s possible the director is so depressed that he just makes cheap ripoffs to prove how easily capitalism leads to people taking advantage of others’ work. I mean it’s almost Dadaism at this point

[@JonathanLit]

@@stephen_cs I think you're giving him way too much credit. I feel like if he was trying to do that he would implement way more obvious means. Or at least one big obvious nod to the camera. I don't see that here at all.

[@GameAlicornLuna]

'What color is an octopus?' Umm...I don't know sounds like a viable answer because octopi have their camouflage system so they literally can be any color.

[@1r0zz]

Not only that, as i am rather sure there are many colors depending on the "type"(family? Genus? I do not know the appropriate term)... It's like asking " what color is a cat".

[@juicyparsons]

STOP LYING

[@theunknownjoe9846]

"I wanna make Charlotte's Web!" "I wanna make Rock-a-Doodle!" "I wanna make a horrible abomination!" Director: "Gentlemen, gentlemen~ You're ALL right."

[@TandaSandaBanda]

I thought of Rock-a-Doodle while watching this too 😂

[@lyleabner2475]

I get a weird feeling when I see this movie. It makes me think of disaster movie just a movie that's allllllllllllll over the place

[@TandaSandaBanda]

Lyle Smash I honestly think that this rather ridiculous and crazy story would’ve make for an amazing children’s movie if executed properly, like in the way Rock-a-Doodle was. Of course it needs to have WAY BETTER animation and a revised plot that doesn’t ripoff CW. But obviously, this movie was poor at best and downright horrendous at worst.

[@volchnok179]

Am I the only one that read this comment in Dan Avidan's voice? XD

[@rhedyn7097]

@@volchnok179 Nope, because it's written in his voice lol

[@eliasthesarcastic8707]

8:55 The answer is approximately 93 million miles. This is the only piece of info that I can remember on a regular basis.

[@starthamewart7916]

The snake screaming sounds like the lady from the “Why are you running??” vine

[@midnightgamer2158]

Lol

[@minimindtinybrain1787]

Nothing screams “iconic childhood movie” like the protagonist being tricked into nearly dying via meat grinder

[@brocasso1]

"Hm, this'll be good." *Aliens*

[@RocketboyX]

You mean farting?

[@mariaantoniajosephajohanna]

Me watching the history channel in a nutshell

[@ELEKTROSKANSEN]

7:28 "f***ing hell, boss" am I the only one who hears that?

[@iwillfindyou6740]

The YOU DIED looks way better than anything in this movie I love it

[@foxtoons1999]

"How is the snake driving the car?" VeggieTales logic.

[@thevaultbrotherhood6297]

God took the wheel.

[@thevaultbrotherhood6297]

@Gabriel Mota Well God didn't destroy it yet.

[@candeeartist8590]

Yet....

[@cavejohnson4306]

Telekinesis

[@theannoyingdahg]

Technically, the Veggies have hands. You just can't see them. There's a short with a fairy and she wears gloves that branch out from her body

[@patrickwebb7311]

I love how the car is the same model from A Car’s Life.

[@coldsobanoodle7407]

The gas tank as well

[@candycane1744]

They killed him probably

[@huntervii6573]

“I have no mouth.....and I MUST SCREAM!!”

[@Kasmodamous]

he ded he froze but he driv with snek and hog

[@PoetNevermore]

oh that's hot

[@k59]

i just love the part when he gets blown up he literally just flies into the air 🤣

[@JustinY.]

Do you think Charlotte the spider stays in heaven, for she fears what she has created?

[@SPACER0GUE]

Yes

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

If there is a heaven for a spider, then probably.

[@jacobnavarro2442]

It’s you

[@emmuffindoodles]

Definitely

[@MineNSleep]

Eeyyy you still here

[@emio2318]

Producer: what do you want this story to be about Michael schelp: yes

[@0807jacob]

Ah, yes, I do remember aliens in Charlotte’s Web. Oh wait, that’s not Charlotte’s Web?

[@Ihartwalrusguy]

yong gun choi That must be from its direct to video sequel

[@serenegenerally]

@@Ihartwalrusguy yeah probably

[@kyoshiphoto4045]

Maybe Babe Pig in the city?

[@0807jacob]

Pig in the City is actually pretty good

[@kh-wp1mj]

I love how you explain things so slowly and clearly yet still engagingly it's really helpful to me

[@phantomthiefirwin9631]

This movie is a YTP just straight up a YTP *and I love it*

[@jungtothehuimang]

I think I have seen better acted KZbin poops

[@IsabruhMoment]

Didn’t see that coming

[@TheCaregiverSITMOB]

Best comment XD

[@DryCrystals]

2 words: Agent Fox Random cuts Strange animations Extremely fast everything Random slow motion shots Uses the exact same animations for different things It feels like the tortoise and the hare both agreed on making every other scene

[@perrycave]

I legit watched this movie with my friend a long time ago We stopped watching it at the 5 minute mark

[@HTPCYMC]

I don’t think any farmer would want that pig to turn into bacon, because it definitely wouldn’t taste good.

[@CrimesAgainstHuFranity]

or worse *THEY TURN INTO THE PIG*

[@offscreen6578]

I see you everywhere and I don't know why. Are you Justin Y. in disguise?

[@astronic9979]

The only way it would be good if both furries and gamers team up and laugh to death together.

[@ikkuhishikawa7982]

@@offscreen6578 It's called following every semi popular channel and commenting as soon as possible with a pretty predictable shitpost that is just funny enough to get some likes so that it gets boosted in the comments so other people see it and recognising the name and profile pic, like as well

[@sheepeyoutube]

Rotten sausage links

[@dkjcb3993]

12:40 no, no... that was definitely the sound of a crumpled up soda can

[@idunno_studios]

No one: Saber’s Last two brain cells: *watches this movie and soon die*

[@astronic9979]

My old warrior cat's oc is better-

[@jamesduncan6729]

The spider saying, "Boo," and the motorcycle creature's reaction of flying away was genuinely hilarious 👌🔥🔥💯💯

[@Samson-hc5pl]

69 Like's, nice *dont mess it up.*

[@DubDubDilluc]

It's an isopod

[@itzuthesilkwing1694]

Lol I loved this movie as a child: Not this version, but the Charlotte's Web version. This one wants to physically make my eyes bleed.

[@cedenoa001]

Oh good, u had me going for a second

[@blackstar044]

Me too

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@bombdotcom2168]

8:30 Mom: *Asks if you know something* Kid: *Genuinely doesn't know* Mom: "Don't...Lie...To me."

[@baiugers4707]

16:00 lmao looks like the snake was being voiced by saber

[@iceflaretulipflames2313]

Lol 🤣

[@RockTheDragon]

Saber improved the scene immensely

[@dr.papersalt4753]

noticed it and was looking for this comment

[@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395]

Oh my godddd

[@TheBombee]

Me to

[@itsblitz4437]

"I Have no mouth, and I Must scream." I take it Saber played the game?

[@Roadent1241]

Rick Sanchez Or read the book or listened to the audiobook or radioplay...!

[@itsblitz4437]

@Willow Porter there's a trope of that ?

[@DeltaMetroid1]

@@itsblitz4437 Yes. IHNMAIMS Basically is a state in which a character or characters are unable to die and are trapped or unable to interact with the world at large. E.g. What happened to the family of blood in Doctor Who, the ultimate fate of Sauron, GLaDOS' black box situation and the classic fate of Ted in the titular book.

[@Tevildo]

@@itsblitz4437 See tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream . The original short story was written by Harlan Ellision in 1967.

[@itsblitz4437]

@@DeltaMetroid1 oh that's interesting thanks.

[@noriakikakyoin8587]

The DVD cover should have a label at the bottom "to watch while high,"

[@ryanfuller4401]

Being high would just make this even worse....

[@Probably_Mason]

not gonna lie: my mom would *NOT* tell the difference between this and a masterpiece

[@mechagodzilla4875]

But like what is the color of an octopus? Can't they change their colors?!

[@sirskylight7901]

Wags Tale It depends on the species of octopus. It could be white, pink, or some other color. Of course he didn’t know. They didn’t specify.

[@thatguy8777]

Asking the real questions here

[@marisastoletheprecioussara118]

And texture

[@dubuyajay9964]

Save us from this movie, Kiryu!

[@alcatrazartz2118]

YES, THEY CAN. He could have said any color!! And there's more than one kind of octopus, so WHAT?!

[@NickBush24]

"You shouldn't lie", said the movie that deliberately tries to rip off a well-known movie.

[@briannabenjamin5292]

Yassified Pinocchio is better than this piece of trash!

[@kurotenshi8100]

There's a movie at the same level than Alibaba. A Colombian one called *Bolívar el Héroe* Search it, you will laugh and cry (and not for the story)

[@rena7677]

It's colombian actually

[@baldkiwi444]

holy shit i remember that

[@yuki_1002]

Isn't that the one that looks like JoJo's bizarre adventure?

[@kurotenshi8100]

@@yuki_1002 Like JJBA and DragonBall xD

[@Chipchase_Here]

I used to have this movie on dvd (still do just somewhere in the attic) I recently remembers it and now I’m asking my dad to get the dvd as decoration in my room. How did this movie not traumatize me as a kid. It was one of my favourites too?!

[@V00doo1Xim]

did he find it?

[@Chipchase_Here]

@@V00doo1Xim yep! It’s in my room Now!

[@GameyGaming]

Omg lol the duck’s voice actor is the same one for the Pink car in A Car’s Life

[@aleksaaleksic4353]

Omg loser

[@GameyGaming]

*Yes, I am aware of that*

[@deejayf69]

*Saberspark uploading another 'What the HELL is'* Me: Ah shiet here we go again...

[@alexprice9573]

yep

[@deejayf69]

@@alexprice9573 grab some popcorn dis gonna be gud

[@alexprice9573]

@@deejayf69 it did

[@TBLIVIN]

The TV bit the snake. Not sure if anyone has told you yet. That was the crunchy-crinkly sound.

[@liampog2703]

Thoritorium crink cronk

[@oldenspace7855]

Thanks for letting me go! This forest was very white in the living room.

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

That's still not the sound it would make.

[@nakano15]

The sound played before the snake got near enough of the tv to be bitten.

[@TBLIVIN]

@@liampog2703 crinkle crunchle

[@trigg.6882]

16:00 that actually syncs with what the snake is saying

[@joshuahigh5562]

Saberspark: worse than Joshua! Me: Ha. Jokes one you, there's nothing worse than me.

[@valerielopez7485]

bruh

[@angelinacamacho8575]

Except maybe dio...but he isn't here.....

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

When people are talking about the video even though it just dropped: *C O N F U S E D S C R E A M I N G*

[@blueslug9084]

I can shove an entire brick up my ass

[@bhall7785]

Blue Slug but why?

[@blueslug9084]

@@NoNo-xh7ru Why?

[@nonyabusiness3619]

The snake screaming for 10 seconds actually made me laugh.

[@sirskylight7901]

Nonya Business Replace the snake’s scream with the screaming cowboy.

[@danielwilson8604]

@@sirskylight7901 HE'S the snake in his boot!

[@Barista.Nathan]

13:35 Nice Harlan Ellison reference! Bet most people missed that one.

[@serperiorandtheanimator9216]

Here’s the thing about these movies made by this guy: it seems that he looked at the poster, said: hey, this looks like it’ll be good! And based a movie off of the poster. It would actually explain a lot.

[@aiiiia9971]

I believe it

[@kurotenshi8100]

Saberspark: 16:25 "Alright, so how do we improve the movie? Easy!" Me: Here it comes *DON'T MAKE IT* _(That should be the representative sentence of this channel)_

[@hakicovington4262]

5:34 Dexter accidentally turns himself into a bee! (Dexter's Laboratory)

[@FableStarlet]

Joshua and the promise land: I am the worst movie in the world!! Spider's web: a pig's tale: Hold my popcorn.

[@crangye8290]

ItsPokeTeen * “hold my sausage”

[@scaryspagghetti9569]

"Hold my awfully animated pig"*

[@anikmonette2140]

What alcohol can you put in a rootbeer? I think I need a drink...

[@briannastutler2320]

"hold my flesh colored cast"

[@crooguy6508]

Dingo picture: hold my awful movies

[@slunged]

*And this, kids, is how you get the fear of spiders.*

[@cedenoa001]

So that's how Widowmaker got it.

[@taranloses]

fear of just humanity as a whole

[@davidcortez7318]

The pigs texture reminds me of that Russian alchemist’s homunculus. Yeah never thought I’d be using that comparison.

[@Piixiistiix]

David Cortez ed...ward

[@pepperonidrizzle2401]

@@Piixiistiix That person's named Edward

[@sheol5123]

I'm proud and disgusted in myself, that i get both references.

[@Piixiistiix]

Margaret big....brother.......ed

[@Piixiistiix]

Margaret tHaT pErSOn eDwArd

[@aarengabriel8106]

Some of the dialogue was funny, even if unintentionally. The line were the snakes remark on the world losing a good set of pipes but gaining delicious sausages is hilariously vicious, especially with the chill delivery.

[@cartoonhigh9990]

“Walt and the snake go into a room that they stole from an alien.” *You already lost me.*

[@blazeflamegames]

my mom bought me a cars life and not gonna lie i kind of enjoyed it i was 7 okay

[@jessicachanning2447]

I can literally put any movie in front of my kids and they will watch it. The oldest makes fun of dumb stuff (she is a bit of a smarty pants) but the babies, they love it all

[@anikmonette2140]

Well, there's enjoyable parts, especially at the end when the pink annoyance gets axed in the head!

[@kefkapalazzo1]

SweetSugarDoodles • nope

[@slatetruck3240]

Is she in hell?

[@Lostinmyhead23]

BlazeFlameGaming your mother doesn’t love you

[@Ch00zeBoii]

Is anyone else instantly getting Furby vibes from the eyes of those characters? Got the goosebumps.

[@TandaSandaBanda]

Holy shit you’re right

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Oh, that makes it so much worse.

[@pengoopenguine]

I love Furbies-

[@rainydayhydrangea1532]

Don’t insult furby like that! I get that they’re creepy but they are still better than that abomination.

[@flashbackfrank8781]

"Blink twice if you need rescue" *BLINKS MILLIONS OF TIMES THROUGH TEARS AND FEARS.*

[@Umbugjug]

"worse than *TROLL LAND*" -SaberSpark Hearing that means your in for the legitimate hell ride Edit-woah never had so many likes

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Just when Saber thought he struck bottom; he falls into a chasm

[@SavageKiku]

I think it was more worse when he said it's worse than Ali Baba O_O

[@zapacunotres59]

@@SavageKiku I thought the same, especially since Ali Baba had that tourist dude with a full diaper

[@cyber23colour71]

I think Spider's Web: A Pigs Tale, Is More Worse Than Son Of Aladdin/Mustafa&The Magician

[@M0r4y]

Time Traveler: what's the most popular game right now? Me: Fortnite Time Traveler: The first or second one? Me: 10:25

[@tabithabaird9591]

well actually minecraft overtook fortnite

[@tritonvid9680]

irs dead@Clare Welsh

[@Crystalluss]

@@tabithabaird9591 Plot twist: Fortnite was actually the sequel to Minecraft all along.

[@dapotatoe7959]

Minecraft probably got more popular because of pewdiepie

[@It-is-a-Smash-Hit]

I pray that there is no 10:25 for 10 hours as a video

[@AnonJohn]

Me: Mom can we have Charlotte's Web? Mom: We have Charlotte's Web at home. Charlotte's Web at home: ( If somebody said this already my bad I didn't see it. )

[@arandomcrusader8822]

"How is this thing driving the car" *_It's because they are the car_*

[@rosereid277]

Which grandma doesn’t know charlottes web? 😭 the movie is from 1973 and the book is from 1952

[@anikmonette2140]

True, but mine is 90 and basically forgot everything that happened in the last 20 years and more(massive heart attack in 2000) but Charlottes Web is an oldie so maybe it'll sparkle a memory?

[@jocelynecupcake]

The good movie is from the 2000's, live action one.

[@devent10n]

@@jocelynecupcake there's a live action Charlotte's Web?

[@jocelynecupcake]

@@devent10n There's an animated Charlotte's web?

[@jocelynecupcake]

@@devent10n yes, there's a live action. It came out in 2006 I think. Dakota Fanning was Fern I think

[@babyseal5553]

I’m always happy when Saberspark puts in a TF2 reference or clip

[@khloiotaku6073]

Me: Is this what acid is like? Nobody: Painful acid or drug acid? Me: *Yes*

[@-dennis3755]

Acid users WISH they could get somethin like this.

[@BirdyCz]

@@-dennis3755 No we don't don't.

[@astronic9979]

Includes cocaine! Anyone wanna buy? No? ok.

[@txt5220]

9:04 "Walt fails again, and lands a role on some Japanese robot boat thing, where he proceeds to get blown" D: "up" phew

[@aj45c]

You uhhh weren't lying I really would have NEVER guessed what this was about

[@pink5830]

Another amazing movie. Thank you so much for showing me this masterpiece Saberspark!

[@willyeeton4390]

Autonomous speaking animals under the rule of a farmer, who unrepentantly eats and works against them? Comrade Snowball, it's time. Time to become equal. Edit: I'm the top comment and that makes me feel cool

[@Gloomdrake]

Equal with benefits

[@12isaac00]

@KINGWOLF 2 legs, better

[@skweexer]

Shit i failed that book test

[@vitorialuisa5427]

Some animals are more equal than others

[@ΣπυρίδωνΔούκας]

(Ungodly donkey braying)

[@IratusEris]

I'm devastated to know this is an actual movie and not just a fever dream I had when I was 6

[@user18283-d]

0:37 the aliens inside area 51 (september 20th, 2019 colourized)