What the HELL is The Nuttiest Nutcracker? (A CHAOTIC Christmas) - Christmas Crap

[@Saberspark]

I know I said I was going to review WOBOTS but I am going to shelve that for now. Instead, this week's video is about one of the most chaotic Christmas films I've EVER seen Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

[@johnnyrodriguez6825]

I remember watching this when I was very little

[@captainimagination1110]

Saberspark can you review Bah Humduck A Looney Tunes Christmas and Barbie In A Christmas Carol.

[@coolhistory2710]

Mabey disnyrs a Christmas carol it has bas animation

[@Mr.DiughGames]

I can't wait for the Great Elf Bowling. I saw that as a kid and its worthy of being reviewed by you Saber.

[@JM-bb8xi]

Bust the biggest nut to save to save the princess!! Lmao

[@bugjams]

“So, Nut Boy and his raid crew are sneaking into the castle, as the Rat King does a strip tease.” *You can’t make this shit up.*

[@pixelcubed2088]

I would like but...269 likes c'mon

[@mr.coconuthead9032]

*it gives nut*

[@БиологическаяОпасная]

Not without insane amounts of drugs that is.

[@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199]

*That's what she said*

[@parker-boy98]

Reginald: MOUSE KING!!

[@bogbert7019]

“His stomach is like an anime breast” is absolutely the most cursed thing I’ve heard this week

[@cottoncandy2023]

C u r s e d

[@LsdRaccoon]

R/CURSEDCOMMENTS

[@Cometsarecool]

I bet he had a belly button that sticks out.

[@cottoncandy2023]

@@tubamanreal loool

[@colourless_lines]

I like to call him big clip belly, EVERYTHING CLIPS THROUGH IT

[@paperboycipper7047]

"NO, YOU CAN'T" "I HAVE TO! IT IS MY HONOR AS PRINCE" "DON'T DO THIS" "I'M SORRY... I MUST *_BUST THE BIGGEST N U T TO SAVE THE PRINCESS_*

[@fifi_leafy2258]

Wow what a totally original joke that you totally didn’t steal

[@izziewillard1916]

@tIOwOt I Busting a nut happens during s*x

[@izziewillard1916]

@Hot Dog yeah I know just didnt want to take it that far

[@monokuma1798]

Hot Dog WHOA

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

tIOwOt I Bust a nut in America is slang for Male Climax, or ejaculation of sperm

[@spookyderp]

“Dancing in a poop factory to Jesus music with an anime guy.” That sentence out of context is amazing

[@Fishwolfcrow]

Yes

[@adampellett4917]

Indeed. (Insert the Great Mighty Poo song)

[@campernocamping1]

“His stomach is like an anime breast.” I’m going to need you to unspeak that.

[@anrriveradxndsigamer1495]

YoungerOstrich9 *insert belly button tit here*

[@stitchghouls]

ANR Rivera DX / NDSi Gamer I’m going to like your comment, but that doesn’t mean I like it

[@anomaliexxx]

Speakn‘t

[@parker-boy98]

I'm afraid you can't unspeak something once it's spoken.

[@genericname2747]

You cannot silence the truth

[@cosmic.c]

"are you telling me that he had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess????" IM CRYING

[@alexhart9267]

6:28 do you guys know where this is from?

[@anthonylambert7338]

It is funny

[@TxzwP]

fr 💀💀💀

[@adampellett4917]

Hysterical antics works. 😂

[@PaleoSteno]

Not so fast, nutboi

[@darkmario720]

Your profile picture made me check out your channel, it's a good picture.

[@TauGeneration]

This is nuts

[@scorpioxjonghyun]

You missed the chance to say "nut so fast"

[@KatWithCigarette]

Pretty ambigious

[@problem3412]

WAIT A FUCKING FIVE SECONDS I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE

[@atomicwrongs]

Reginald: - Jiggles whenever he moves - Tsundere ("It's not like I care about Christmas or anything!") - Mean, calls the main character names ("Baka!" VS "Nut Boy!") Conclusion: Reginald the Mouse King is a top-tier weeb waifu.

[@morgan2538]

Agreed

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

8:47 He can also teleport randomly

[@vladimirlenin5589]

I'm promoting you to top scientist of the USSR . Congratulations Comrade.

[@genericname2747]

"Nut-Baka"

[@fritzy8318]

Horrible. Take it back please.

[@Kittymouth]

WHY does it make me giggle EVERY TIME he says "NUT" in that mechanical voice.

[@Hauntedomens]

I snorted so loud the first time I swear the neighbors woke up- Idk why but it made me lose it every single time (maybe because it's 5:30 AM??)

[@dumpling5]

I love your pfp

[@Android2]

Same

[@Princess-bo8ms]

Hell level: Nutcracker in 3D Purgatory Level: the nuttiest nutcracker Earth Level: Carebears Nutcracker Heaven Level: Barbie in the Nutcracker

[@lilovebird]

Agreed

[@stoopiosproductions3130]

Agreed

[@allien.777]

Agreed

[@colbbot3291]

Yikes the care ears nutcracker was bad. I used to watch that as a kid. It was pretty terrible. Then again I never liked the carebears. I tried it but ugh.

[@KingOfGaymes]

Early Barbie movies are cinematic treasures

[@jaxd126]

*"His stomach is like an anime breast."*

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

*does this mean he watches hentai?*

[@riotkitty]

So he is a waifu...

[@parker-boy98]

@@riotkitty The fuck?

[@Dogasupreme]

*_T I T S_*

[@Katie-ws7xp]

*Senior quote intensifies*

[@Tareltonlives]

"Mom, can have Veggietales Christmas?" "We have Veggietales Christmas at home" Veggitales Christmas at home:

[@heaventoms8759]

92 percent of the budget went toward Reginald's stomach jiggle.

[@Linzmaus]

And busting nuts *wink wink nudge nudge*

[@colourless_lines]

Yep

[@genericname2747]

A good use of budget

[@krgatshe3810]

I see, so Reginalds stomache is this movies equivalent to Kazuma's hand.

[@brawler5760]

More like 92% of it went to the voice actors, and then the remaining 7.9% went to Reginald’s stomach jiggle

[@Saberspark]

Hey folks, I made a mistake in the video. Some viewers reached out to me and said that 'Eskenazi' is a Jewish surname. The joke I made was just a quick observation and it didn't occur to me that it could have had a deeper meaning to it. I should have had the common sense to look into it more. My apologies for the mistake! It won't happen again

[@username-mk4qv]

Mistakes happen. I appreciate when a reviewer respects his videos and audience enough to listen to feedback and apologize for/correct a mistake. Thank you for the hilarious review!

[@Kattaeko]

Saberspark plot twist: it happens again

[@insanianevi8089]

Don´t worry man,........(we all know how much caution youtubers must have this days since the ER incident and those periodists that have hawks eyes on Anything involving KZbin and any mistake for small it is while in the rest of the world there are far worse things going on that need to be revealed by the media), mistakes happen to everyone and more when we talk about the biggest NUT. God damn I am still laughing of that.

[@J.C_Hong]

nut

[@penand_paper6661]

It's all right, it was a simple mistake, and there surely was no harm done (I've seen some of my friends do this accidentally once. My first reaction was NOT what I'm doing here). Just some advice, the "z" should be pronounced as the "z" in "zipper" and not as the "zz" as in "pizza".

[@slyflyaquafy7194]

*We come from the N U T* don't we all?

[@EmpressEveningGlow]

NUTS

[@amysennett7001]

Underrated joke

[@nolanmcknight5716]

We are born from the nut, made men by the nut, undone by the nut

[@problem3412]

Biologically, that's true. I would explain like your sex-ed teacher, buuuuuut I don't want to scar anybody here. Jus to be safe. .-.

[@mikegibus]

No! Nooooooo!

[@williamtarleton1857]

"oh no he's hot" had me actually laughing out loud

[@adampellett4917]

I think it was Squidward on SpongeBob SquarePants.

[@ethandanner487]

"his stomach is like an anime breast" -Saberspark, well said 10/10

[@mochiman6307]

Just a reminder in gargoyles fang said kinky when demona turned into a human, it came out of nowhere and nobody in production knew how it got past

[@thelanktheist2626]

"It's like a bunch of Chickens having a Fox as their king." Welcome to the Lion King

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

To be fair though, the circle of life explains it better. You know, what Mufasa said to Simba. "When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the Antelope eat the grass."

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@adamholland-gresock3522 But the exchange rate here is basically 'one antelope every few days' to 'one patch of grass for maybe one antelope'. And the CIrcle of Life also excludes more efficient predators like spotted hyenas.

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

@@dr.altoclef9255 Even so, It still explained it better.

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

@@dr.altoclef9255 It still explains it far better. They are all a part of each other.

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

@@dr.altoclef9255 They are a part of each other though!

[@aquaphoenix-mt2iv]

"Are you telling me he had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess??" A truly wonderful quote, you are truly one of the greatest philosophers of our time

[@aaronbeasley974]

LMAO 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@aaronbeasley974]

Indeed. Not even Shakespeare himself could've written better.

[@marvinwatkins8745]

Saberspark is a gift bestowed upon us by the Gods of Wisdom & Poetry. We are so fortunate.

[@esaiasgoodwin2540]

@@aaronbeasley974 wait, did you respond to your own comment?

[@stickmation6651]

That would be the best job ever in the medieval times

[@nindzamajtyzdrutu3131]

When saber said "he had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess" I laughed for almost an entire hour 😂 🤣

[@parker-boy98]

And I love how Reginald calls himself "Soldier, sailor, LOVER!" Anyone who wants to have sex with him is either blind, or has VERY low standards!

[@parker-boy98]

"He had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess" is the best line I've ever heard!

[@yuhhyuh7409]

*BEFORE WE LOSE THE G RATING MIGHT I REMIND EVERYBODY WERE ON A DEADLINE*

[@mishussy]

*fbi open up*

[@problem3412]

Yeah, man. you already busted one nut, *best to not make it two.*

[@HospitableSpirit]

Movie proceeds to almost lose said g rating several times

[@julialee3502]

The nutcrack should not have any. Go figure

[@antitheist3206]

*NUT*

[@hypnotic13371337]

Thank god you didn't review this during no N U T November

[@awesomechipz]

Yep, he had to wait until destroy dick December

[@xxazulthebirdxx447]

tell me about it 😂👌

[@Michini12875]

@unknown artist on ig when you don't fap for a month.

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

Can the internet stop talking about their dicks for one second? You can always tell those who just discovered what it can do....

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

@unknown artist on ig Some people likes to suffer.

[@anntheman6374]

In all honesty, this video was absolutely hilarious, but that "Oh no he's hot" joke had me rolling XD

[@comettamer]

Ikr. That and the repeated uses of the "nut" button.

[@yvyrose195]

Same.

[@parker-boy98]

Okay, Squidward

[@savvytrout]

Same here XD

[@alexhart9267]

7:03 this part right here is my ONLY favorite part about this movie.

[@parker-boy98]

That cashew "Before we lose the G-rating, might I remind everyone we're on a deadline?"

[@adampellett4917]

After those awkward moments, it deserves an PG rating. 😂

[@electabuzzboss]

This channel neat quotes: No...NOOOOO! We come frome the Mayors And now my favorite Nut boy

[@martirodriguezpont7998]

You forgot "I'm a vegetAAArian"

[@MustraOrdo]

GROSS

[@amgm05]

nut

[@skydog0_038]

im a V E G E T A R I A N quote

[@JargonMadjin]

Saberspark merch confirmed

[@CaptinJangles]

BUT PEANUTS AREN'T EVEN NUTS, THEY'RE LEGUMES!

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Finally, the voice of reason.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

Still have to crack them legumes.

[@joerivera5194]

We got a jingle jangle problem on our hands, Santa's goin NUTS!

[@FloofPuppy]

Wow. That's nuts.

[@Bigcheese8847]

Woah, that's legumes

[@brycevo]

This is like if Veggie Tales got thrown in a blender with Nutcracker, Barbie, and Peanut butter

[@Sonichero151]

And golden girls........ The sugar plum fairy is a Golden girl .........

[@dadbodsenpai1315]

I'm NUT so sure about that Sorry

[@coobk]

(most) barbie films are decent tho (Also ima guy)

[@ArmorFrogEntertainment]

And a whole bottle of Adderall

[@aeyenthelobster4858]

And sausage party and toy story

[@parker-boy98]

11:50 "Soldier, sailor, LOVER!" Any girl who willingly hooks up with him is either blind, or they have very low standards.

[@Alias_Anybody]

A German author wrote an amazing story, a russian composer wrote amazing music making it one of the most famous ballets of all time, and then.... Seriously Canada, why?

[@branjolly1564]

Were so sorry

[@ArmorFrogEntertainment]

@@branjolly1564 the most Canadian response

[@problem3412]

*_makes me even prouder to be german-American._* (No offense canadians)

[@Alias_Anybody]

@@ArmorFrogEntertainment I mean it's appropriate, eh? :-P

[@claudiolluberes111]

@@problem3412 not even german-russian? Pffft

[@JKJOO]

13:25 "it's a nut rubbing up against some nuts" My internet went off at the end of the sentence i haven't laugh that hard since a long time !

[@PEPPIEBOMB]

Reginald: *sees Marie* Also Reginald: L E M M E S M A S H Saberspark: noo....noooooo

[@Nextuz]

the nutcracker: N U T

[@MBLobster]

*nut boi*

[@jiankaifeng9164]

Wait a miNUT, isn't she under the age of 18?

[@jiankaifeng9164]

@@moondustshine9381 That's a pretty NUTS ideology

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

The Nutcracker: I gonna bust the biggest nut to save Marie

[@kaywantsfood]

"Of course the girl character gets a sensual body. 'cause she's a female" I loved the delivery on this lol

[@collinkeyser6827]

In Their Defense, They Have To Keep People's Attention Somehow.

[@yeethittter1285]

Why weren't you at elf practise

[@warrenlehmkuhleii8472]

I want to be a dentist.

[@R-A--sc8vl]

Hahahaha not that again

[@Ohflipsnap]

We come from the Mayor's.

[@alexdelosreyes7052]

You wanna sprite cranberry

[@juliacortez5516]

I love that movie

[@theleft-hander1908]

Girl: **Kisses mouse** *The Plague wants to know your location*

[@shiny_castor2012]

Mouse Queen: [bites Princess] *Bubonic Plague would like to know your location*

[@theleft-hander1908]

This Guy My bad! However, you can still get the plague from mice, so joke still stands.

[@Clippit97]

Just paint a cross on your door, your little problem will be over in no time.

[@terezacrisu8896]

replace *The Plauge* with *Covid-19*

[@lala-kh9yw]

2020plague: *B R U H*

[@lydibug4849]

Parents get caught up and aren't able to come home in time to celebrate Christmas, "child" protag blames Christmas. Makes too much sense.

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

Venting perhaps?

[@dakat5131]

And somehow this one person's wish to end Christmas ends it for everyone.

[@hotaru8309]

@@dakat5131 She is the Chosen One.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I mean it’s probably a ‘better’ thing for her to hate than getting mad at her parents for leaving. Like “we can’t have her get mad at her parents, kids would get a bad message.”

[@Flame-rp6yq]

You know, I’ve seen The Nutcracker play, the beautiful imagery to complement Tchaikovsky’s work using barely any words, letting the music tell the story Tchaikovsky became convinced that the world fundamentally misunderstood his art due to the success of the 1812 overture and it’s theatrical spectacle than the hard fought-for expression of his other works A composer is an artist, able to paint a picture of emotion from only sound and take the viewer on an experience, and with every composer their work reflects on their life and personality “Where the heart does not enter; there can be no music.” - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

[@star_reshiram]

"His stomach is like an anime breast" That almost killed me more than the "Biggest Nut" part lmao

[@wilsonjonah]

Reginald is Saber's waifu confirmed 😂

[@TOMNICE]

"it is like a bunch of chickens have a fox as their king" Did you even watch lion king?

[@menacetosociety9076]

lmao

[@dysondoggo3336]

At least the lion king wasn't this bad

[@gubadagoober]

No

[@SaturnDotCom]

@@dysondoggo3336 yep it gud

[@Ferkle871]

I never watched lion king

[@liammasland166]

It’s been too long since something made me laugh till I cried. Thank you, Saber

[@NotOnLand]

Imagine how short the movie would be if she saw the mouse king and went "Ew, a rat!" and stomped on him

[@AmberLoveTV]

When you said his stomach is like an anime breast I was DONE 😂😂😭😭

[@Fanatical-Lagomorph]

Its true tho 😂

[@faerie5926]

XD

[@lvbboi9]

*loads shotgun* Im fucking done with y'all

[@lvbboi9]

@@evacesartcorner9840 p r e p a r e y o u r s e l f

[@wilsonjonah]

Reginald is a top tier waifu confirmed 🤣

[@phinnyouchoobs]

When they expect someone to arrive, and they open the door and a couple stands there. "wE CoME frOm tHE mAYOr's.".

[@ohyeahcory930]

Do they bring good news ??

[@phinnyouchoobs]

They're from The Christmas Tree. I think we know the answer to that question.

[@problem3412]

@@phinnyouchoobs they awsner is Mrs mevellda couldn't keep her *fast fingers* of the electric chainsaw.

[@phinnyouchoobs]

Isn't funny my comments are more successful than my actual channel?

[@skylargreen828]

"Are you telling me he had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess?!?" Had me laughing so hard I almost coughed up a lung!! XD

[@parker-boy98]

It'd be funny if you said that to somebody out of context.

[@GenieVillain26]

This movie played at some Christmas party I went to as a child. The part that made me know this was indeed the movie and not the Barbie Nutcracker version is where Marie had got pissed and had to climb up the ladder.

[@Zilkenian_Davenport]

I lost it when he started laughing over the biggest nut. The final blow was that "That's... great".

[@problem3412]

*_"THE FINAL B L O W"_*

[@Zilkenian_Davenport]

@@problem3412 omg.... please XD.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

*NUT*

[@nisarojas2869]

Zed Davenport same.

[@problem3412]

@@Zilkenian_Davenport sorry brosive...couldn't let my quagmire-like humor go to waste....so... *_g i g i t y_*

[@Rosesnothorns]

Oh my god.. I saw this movie at a friends house playing in an empty room in their basement. I distinctly remember the shit river and the star necklace! I always thought I made it up because it was so weird and never found it again! It’s real!!

[@treethief4987]

I remember watching this all the time as a kid. I liked one song and literally forgot about the rest of the movie. I also always confused this with veggie tales.

[@morbidsearch]

I had this on a double sided DVD. The other side was Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night (AKA the only time Lea Michele was ever a saving grace)

[@filletofish2200]

I watched this a bunch of times as a kid

[@KiwitheEngineer]

November is a bad time to be a princess. There. That’s the most original nut joke I could come up with.

[@onyxsavior7179]

This is not a good November to be a n u t

[@reicherurki449]

*BECAUSE IT'S NO NUT NOVEMBER*

[@endergirl1421]

Nutvrmber Takemi Corrado

[@forestdragonwing7552]

Imagine your grandma mishearing about No Nut November and thinking you developed a peanut allergy. The concept is just some meme I saw, though.

[@nachoschg]

4:49 Saber pronouncing a Russian full name was an "underrated" moment.

[@edibleandsentientautomobil5396]

It's actually a German surname, I think it's something like Drossenmeier

[@nachoschg]

You are right. To be honest, at first I thought he said something like "(Clara) Carlskaya", as though he was naming her with the traditional patronymic system for the middle name. Then I understood he just said the last name "Drossenmeyer".

[@memesarelife7974]

“nut” I heard the laughs of middle schoolers all over the globe

[@gayfurry76]

Time to nut

[@djoshawott2850]

I'm a college student. Just the random "nut" button made me laugh.

[@xs2196]

i can vouch

[@stickmation6651]

I'm in highschool and I feel the same way 😂

[@taymak3995]

?

[@bri1024]

25:33 Wait, his name is actually Nutboy? I thought that was just a nickname. OMG.

[@cottoncandy2023]

🤣

[@maddy_houl]

*NUT*

[@sketchydude8431]

You can't spell nutrients without *NUT* am I right?

[@georgej2374]

This movie is dear to my heart. When I was little, we had The Muppet Movie on VHS. There was an awful trailer for this on it. For years, it was an inside joke in my family. Then one day, I found it at a thrift store and kept it for six months. Then on Christmas day, I gave it to my sister. The look of pure annoyance on her face when she opened it was worth the half-year wait. It was fine though. Got her The Last Unicorn that year too.

[@danielgraham1879]

Joshua Rennie I hope The Last Unicorn made up for it.

[@nisarojas2869]

Joshua Rennie the last unicorn was about as sad as I thought it was.

[@TheHimothy1]

"His stomach is like an anime breast" Maybe it IS an anime breast No one thought of THAT, did they?

[@dudemcduder1628]

With nipple and all

[@lumityyraeda]

OMG-

[@hihowareya6861]

@@dudemcduder1628 its just an inside nipple thats it unless...

[@wolvie1618]

He ripped it off an anime girl who rejected him

[@aster-tale]

uh oh, how unfortunate!

[@pocketxyco2317]

How in the ever loving multiverse did they get these A-list voice actors with a budget of $84,000

[@larsfrommars]

@@bloopergaming2329 Well you pay the actors with the budget so... no.

[@greenliongirl07]

Blackmail?

[@SlapstickGenius23]

The actors were Hollywood has beens.

[@asocialevent8168]

Budget = 70% voice acting, 10% animation, 20% like cocaine probably

[@jonhanson8925]

No way that's the budget. A lot of the budget numbers found online are BS, especially for older and less mainstream movies.

[@NoName-ld7gg]

"Pinch me! Ouch! That hurt!" That's like asking for a cheese sandwich without the cheese. Like, what was she expecting?

[@egala005]

It's been done kzbin.info/www/bejne/npWsiaV8aJl1sJI

[@redrasegarden]

Well it was to “wake up”

[@HopePapernacky]

"Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"

[@NoshuHyena]

Dat fan art. Did the fans finally gift Saber with a fursona?

[@TheHuskyK9]

It was only a matter of time, my boi

[@chandranapier2259]

I thought his persona was the son of Velma and Shaggy.

[@serenatsukino5252]

@@chandranapier2259 I can see that lol

[@senatorarmstrong9041]

It was inevitable.

[@NoshuHyena]

This Guy Whoop, whoop ;)

[@gracedoubleu]

"So you're telling me he had to bust the biggest nut to save the Princess?" I could NOT stop laughing

[@animatrix1490]

Man, this just makes me want to watch the ACTUAL Barbie Nutcracker movie.

[@sailormoonfaiza]

Aka The Masterpiece starring Tim Curry as the Rat King

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

Or the Care Bears one! Although the Barbie one has Tim Curry as the Mouse King!

[@randomusername429]

I always hated Barbie in the Nutcracker when I was a little kid because it was so different from the actual Nutcracker story. I've tried to re-watch it over the years, but this still bothers me. I guess a lot of it is because I know that the first version a little kid sees of something is what they consider to be the correct version. And it just bothers me to know that so many little kids will see the Barbie version first, then see the real Nutcracker show and probably think it's wrong. This actually happened to a friend of mine when she was a little kid. She was trying to argue with me that certain aspects of The Nutcracker had to be a certain way because they were that way in the Barbie version. So I can't stand Barbie in the Nutcracker no matter how many times I try to re-watch it. It's probably a much better movie than I think it is, but because it tries to call itself The Nutcracker while being so completely different from The Nutcracker, I just don't like it. I'm okay with Barbie doing this kind of thing in some of their other films, like The Three Musketeers, because they give themselves some room to make it different. For example, they made Barbie the original main character's (I don't know how to spell his name) daughter in Barbie and The Three Musketeers. Putting Barbie in the Nutcracker or Barbie in Swan Lake, they're trying to claim that these are the same things as the actual ballets when they're really not. I don't mean to hate on the movie, and I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm being too harsh. I just dislike a lot of movies or TV specials that called themselves The Nutcracker anything for this same reason. I did love Nutcracker and the Four Realms though. That one I really like, despite how different it is from the original story.

[@sailormoonfaiza]

@@randomusername429 Some of the older movies make references to the source material.

[@randomusername429]

@@sailormoonfaiza The Barbie version did reference the material in a lot of ways, but unfortunately The Nutcracker is not the easiest story to adapt into a regular, spoken narrative, because the whole second half is purely dancing without quite as much story. And since most versions try to wrap up the battle within the first 20 minutes, they're left with the rest of the movie and not much to do. Unfortunately, the Barbie version hit the same hurdle, and ended up doing a lot of different stuff that I just didn't like.

[@Kittsim]

Every now and then I’ll think “nut boy” and I’ll just start uncontrollably chuckling.

[@petermcaulay4647]

Fun fact: When I was a kid, I vaguely remember watching this movie on Cartoon Network, thinking it was the BARBIE version, since that one too had the Nutcracker in it, Mary even RESEMBLES Barbie. And seeing your review brought back those memories... Oy vey, pass the brain bleach. By the way, your editing and timing of the jokes are both hilarious and impressive!

[@maximusdork3336]

Bad news about the brain bleach, I used it all, and it isn't working.

[@petermcaulay4647]

Don't worry, I have some extra ones that we could share, along with hot chocolate and biscuits!

[@OdaSwifteye]

I don't think ken has what it takes to bust the biggest nut.

[@sailormoonfaiza]

It doesn't help that both Marie and Barbie playing the role of Clara both wear Pink dresses in their stories.

[@stellabelikiewicz1523]

This is absolutely one of Saber’s funniest reviews! Well done, sir. Nut.

[@linatchaika223]

that last name “Eskenazi” is actually Jewish and originally pronounced ashkenazi

[@RabbiJoeInJerusalem]

Exactly. Israel's current Foreign Minister is Gabby Ashkenazi. It's the term for Jews whose families come from Europe, as opposed to Jews who come from the Middle East and North Africa.

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

Even so......!

[@GoofierClock]

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[@caffeinefiend3720]

Saber, you sweet boi. Hearing you giggle about nuts was too cute.

[@onyxsavior7179]

Da fuck

[@Jack-pe4we]

*so pure-*

[@dragonempress8367]

Perv

[@Jack-pe4we]

@@dragonempress8367 the hell are you talking about, with your Sonic Oc's

[@anomalouscheez4062]

Yeah xD

[@cutiepieblufish]

Best SaberSpark Movie Quotes. No, nooooooo! We come from the mayor's. Nut.

[@problem3412]

IMma VegeTariAaaaaaaan

[@bellathegamingcreeper6964]

Same

[@candidlearner3191]

N U T B O I

[@thegreatchihuahua6]

And *YOGUL*

[@ikeasotbarnslig5228]

*sToP! dOn'T tOuCh! RuN aWaY aNd TeLl A gRoWnUp!*

[@mcrXalana]

Marie dancing to jesus music with anime prince: I have the power of god and anime on my side!

[@wilsonjonah]

Don't forget, in a poop factory too 🤣

[@aliendaydreamer7931]

Dude. When I was 6, my babysitter showed me this. I'm not entirely convinced that he wasn't trying to scar me or something. Glad to know I wasn't the only one to witness this fever dream.

[@cookiekitty194]

*[Insert nut jokes]* *BUST THE BIGGEST NUT TO SAVE THE PRINCESS!*

[@problem3412]

*jizz*

[@modmaker7617]

"Ah, isn't it romantic? Dancing in the poop factory to Jesus music with Anime Guy." - SaberSpark

[@cottoncandy2023]

™

[@anrriveradxndsigamer1495]

Dancing in the poop factory (toilet) to Jesus music with an anime guy (body pillow)

[@anrriveradxndsigamer1495]

*tm

[@wilsonjonah]

That's like if Conkers Bad Fur Day had a baby with the anime Saint Young Men...

[@parker-boy98]

@@anrriveradxndsigamer1495 Oh gross!

[@parker-boy98]

16:08 Pretty as a peanut? Cute as a cabbage? Beautiful as broccoli? A few words do not a sentence make.

[@Epic11705]

Still, it’s a nice gesture 🥰

[@mysteryman7570]

Saberspark: This is the worst nutcracker adaptation I have ever seen. Me: Hold my beer. (Gates of Hell open and Nutcracker in 3D comes out)

[@QJ89]

Alternate title: "Nutcracker: The Untold Story." Untold for a reason. As to which is worse, its close!

[@delberthdelgado2044]

Oh god wasn't that the version with Holocaust references and Nazi-like villains?

[@michaellarose4913]

@@delberthdelgado2044 yes, yes it was. They added lyrics to the classical music for some weird reason, and there is some scary imagery.

[@sairassiili]

@@delberthdelgado2044 calling them references and the villains Nazi-like is underselling it. The whole plot is that the nazi rats, dressed in stahl helms and black leather coats, carrying rifles, are rounding up and exterminating toys by burning them. Also one of the character's head gets ripped off on screen. And they steal the joker's pencil magic trick scene from the dark knight

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

Oh dear GOD! NC reviewed that, and there a re PLENTY of elements in that train wreck that you do NOT mix with Christmas Time!

[@lacyclark4115]

Did u know there’s a the nutcracker for Barbie. Just wanted to say cuz u keep calling the main character Barbie Ty byee

[@rafaeltiburcio6624]

Oh god I remember that one

[@cheezwhizzy]

the only difference is that the barbie one is actually a good movie

[@lehahiah81]

@@cheezwhizzy Animation is better in that also. Best barbie thing I've watched is life in the dream house, because of how weird it is. One episode has an Indiana Jones reference of that boulder scene, but they use a giant hairless barbie head instead. There is also a robot similar to Wheatley from Portal and he is constantly shitting on Ken

[@cheezwhizzy]

Bourbon Brisk oh my gosh i remember those parts that show is great in so many ways

[@SillyValentine]

Holy shit I remember that!

[@candiigurl7893]

*Food Fight: The Christmas Special*

[@Sonichero151]

It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything.

[@andrewkim9848]

Kowalski, Analysis

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

Although, to be fair, if FoodFight didn't have most of it's original animation stolen first, we could've had a decent movie!

[@craycraywolf6726]

18:04 "Nut Boy and his raid group" I can't even 😂

[@ImprisionArchieves]

Nut boy and raid shadow legend guild. By the way they’re coming for you; they are currently 2 miles away and rapidly approaching at 1 inch per 5min, you should be fine.

[@xaviertaylor6729]

me: (gets born) also me: hello i come from the nut

[@loggingfire1]

Yes

[@aloe_thera]

n u t

[@Leonardo-G]

No, I believe that n u t is a result of come.

[@PEPPIEBOMB]

NUT

[@sapphirerose5139]

*n u t*

[@InkyFace]

It looks like a bad version of fricking Sausage Party😂😂

[@dawndoodles1024]

Inky lol didnt expect to see u here. (:

[@gamebawesome]

Are just Food Fight Quality

[@DM-nc4bg]

*NuT Party*

[@PepperMcSalt]

oh DAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEM

[@facefisted]

Oh, didn't expect to see you lmao

[@kimaniwilsonhunte]

You dare use that tone with me? Reginald? Mouse king? SOLDIER? SAILOR? LOVER?!?!?

[@Sonichero151]

*C o n c e r n*

[@aboxintheblack9530]

Kimani Wilson-Hunte BIG CHEESE

[@OhNoBohNo]

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

[@acebee46]

Kimani Wilson-Hunte 👌

[@toxicjolteon5716]

B I G G I E C H E E S E

[@sarahwickenhauser6361]

Two years later and this is still one of my favorite reviews you've ever done, Saber - heck, it's even one of my favorite KZbin videos of all time. Something about your reactions to this ridiculous movie and the jokes you add in just crack me up. It makes me happy every time I rewatch this.

[@Cartoonicus]

"Oh and of course the female character gets a sensual body..." AND A FREAKING DRESS!

[@wormbag80]

The body

[@stickmation6651]

There's already rule 34 of a female nut...I hate the way I said that

[@nicolebutler9077]

The shot of Marie at 15:33 killed me. “Someone please save me from these crazy anthropomorphic nuts please god”

[@bonnibellerockatansky9313]

This is literally Barbie Nutcracker on acid 🤣

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

Only without Tim Curry...which is a sin all by itself.

[@njnjhjh8918]

@@T5ComixCartoonz Barbie Nutcracker has Tim Curry!! Well, it was already on my list in hulu, might actually watch it now.

[@theawakeningofjohnnynewsom9072]

@Grimaiden while doing the nUt

[@theawakeningofjohnnynewsom9072]

@Grimaiden sAvE mE ThE NuTz aRe hErE

[@mobascout9087]

18:45 "Something tells me that wasn't the smartest thing I've ever done", the lady suddenly gets Crazy Eyes, as her right eye goes wherever it wants while the left eye tries to stare into my soul.

[@tessfabled4115]

The best Nutcracker is Barbie and The Nutcracker PERIOD.

[@shelterdnewb9842]

YES!!!!!

[@kitkatboard]

No, it's The Nutcracker Prince ! (as much as I love the Barbie one)

[@shelterdnewb9842]

@@kitkatboard omg I totally forgot about that one! I loved that one too!

[@ozzieschinchilla]

This is pretty exactly Barbie and the Nutcracker, just on steroids

[@multibitmarco6464]

Next page i dont agree

[@crunchy3306]

*proceeds to dance in the poop factory to jesus music with an anime guy*

[@gwendolynstata3775]

honestly, the best madlibs i've ever seen

[@problem3412]

Sweet hOEM aLaBAmA

[@chloroclove]

I read this before watching the video and I was extremely confused

[@crunchy3306]

@@chloroclove lol

[@crescent9984]

My dream date

[@rowdyhat5229]

I remember watching this as a little kid and all my life my mind tried to make me think it was a fever dream that never existed

[@ingtapoot]

Rowdyhat Same tho

[@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921]

Considering the girl seems to be a love interest wouldn’t she be the “nutcracker”

[@Handington]

1:54 Oh my gosh I just noticed that her hair detaches from her body

[@colourless_lines]

Ikr, it's like a rock attached by a string

[@avianscience1395]

Oh my god I'm gonna fucking die

[@madladtad6579]

17:18 That’s my favourite sentence of the week :Dd “Dancing in the poop factory to a Jesus music with anime guy”

[@fluffycreep6661]

That's at the top of my bucket list

[@lorantpeterbencze495]

Why? Isn't it romantic?

[@sashamurashi225]

this video is more of a Christmas classic then any movie he reviewed on this channel

[@timyuhasey893]

"Old Man Nutsack." Best nickname ever!

[@urielortega2743]

Cam Clarke!? You're telling me the guy who voices male Corrin from Fire Emblem voiced the nutcracker prince? Now I can't unhear Corrin everytime the prince talks

[@youknowyoufuckedupright3058]

I only hear Prince Adam from He-Man

[@juliagoodwin3461]

I was thinking more of Kratos Aurion from Tales of Symphonia...

[@InfernoWave]

NuT

[@thejman5683]

No wonder corrin is so unlikable

[@moonmuffins]

Legit same. I couldn't unhear Corrin. XD

[@dragonthehero]

21:59 " We come from the *NUT* " Of course you did! That's why you're alive!

[@stonefisthermitaur1246]

We all come from nut

[@we_see_you_opal]

like nobody notices that Marie is now either starving or slaughtering her friends 😶

[@fiercetooth4330]

Bouta break the biggest *NUT* in history

[@J.C_Hong]

nut

[@problem3412]

**hands a bottle of lotion**

[@KawaiiDansu]

Speaking of Barbie, I have really fond memories of her Nutcracker film. I hope it actually was good.

[@bri1024]

Yoshioka I really liked the Barbie nutcracker movie.

[@sailormoonfaiza]

First in the Barbie franchise and its Good.

[@ally9637]

Actually, Barbie and Nutcracker was a really good movie! I'd love to see it again to refresh the memory! XD

[@artawesome30]

I just re-watched the film for the first time since I was in 1st grade (I'm 20 now) and it's actually not bad at all. *SPOILER ALERT* It's definitely not perfect, but way better than I was expecting. The romance between Barbie and Nutcracker (Prince Eric) develops pretty gradually--in fact, they aren't even remotely interested in each other upon their first meeting (which is wholly surprising, from a direct-to-DVD Barbie romance film). The way they interact and slowly grow to like each other feels genuine, and even subtle. Excluding the ending where they confess their love for each other (they'd only met that day??) the romance between them was my favorite part of the movie. The characters are kinda flat personality-wise, but they aren't one-dimensional. You could tell effort was put into making them feel at least somewhat developed and believable, despite the short running time. And there actually aren't many unlikeable characters. Even Barbie (or, Clara) is admirably brave, kind-hearted, and intelligent. Speaking of intelligence, that's something I REALLY like about this movie. It never relies on low-brow humor for laughs or dumb/unnecessary miscommunications for its conflict. Everything that happens happens for a valid reason. There was a sequence I especially liked from the film, but first, some context: Prince Eric was turned into a Nutcracker by the Rat king, and couldn't run the kingdom anymore (I guess he couldn't convince people he was the Prince). The people think their Prince abandoned them, and talk MAJOR shit about him throughout the duration of the movie. This really starts to get to Nutcracker. So there's a scene where Barbie actually puts 2-and-2 together, and realizes that Nutcracker is the Prince. She approaches him about it, and acknowledges despite what everyone says about him, his actions had proven to her he was a good person (and the way she did it was so sincere; nothing about it felt phoned-in to me). It was a sweet scene. Oh, and the Rat King is a great villain, too! He's entertaining, intimidating, merciless, and Tim Curry (as always) KILLED it. In the end, there was plenty wrong with it. But, once again, for a direct-to-DVD Barbie Nutcracker adaptation? How can a project like that be even remotely good?? Safe to say, it blew my expectations out of the water. I'd definitely recommend any nostalgic re-watchings lol

[@cowgremlin11]

same tbh. this movie feels like its ripping hers off

[@TomokoKuroki0164]

Are you telling me he had to *BUST THE BIGGEST NUT* to save the princess?!? Saber late 2018 best quote.

[@katetoolboxbishop6676]

Yes

[@BlindStarLily]

I lost it when he said: “Ah, isn’t it romantic? Dancing in the poop factory to Jesus music with an anime guy.

[@geczilla]

I've never heard Saberspark laugh before.

[@lee_s0a]

uteki and it only took a biggest nut to save a princess.

[@fakelaw8123]

you should watch let’s watch son of aladdin

[@geczilla]

@Grand Spectacle same 😭

[@cuboidham]

and they say the spell was broken by True Love’s Fat Nut

[@queenblister7845]

wait a second...

[@broadex9080]

@@queenblister7845 Wait what...they knew EXACTLY what they were doing.

[@APumpkinJess]

“His stomach is like an anime breast”

[@egill624]

😐

[@Bruh-jj9kk]

I actually burst out laughing at that part.

[@griffinrea3130]

You got that right fam

[@dwebly3089]

It's funny because it's true.

[@LirazRandome]

:I

[@aceredacted88]

Saberspark reviewing my childhood favorite holiday movie . He says it's awful, uncomfortably sexual, unnecessary, confusing, and pure chaos that looks like a Frankenstein of 3 movies put together. Me: (crying tears of joy) It's just like I remember.