Sabotaging Her Ex-Boyfriend for Fun | Jubilee

[@JordanAdika]

sorry dennis 😬

[@aquafreshfan3022]

sorry dennis 😬

[@actiasfawn]

sorry dennis 😬

[@mad-hq4cz]

sorry dennis 😬

[@chomp4577]

sorry dennis 😬

[@avasmith7530]

sorry dennis 😬

[@jarvis]

wait jubilee i wanna be in a video too

[@iggymeep6418]

silly jarvis

[@phosphenevision]

Does that mean u r breaking up w Jordan rn

[@wideride8320]

I would love to see you guys mole your way into a Jubilee video that's supposed to be all strangers.

[@whatwhat7798]

Jordan and Jarvis in a jubilee video? Yes please

[@sugarhair7349]

🙄 Clout chaser!

[@kitty_-0_0-_70]

there’s just something about seeing more than 3 people dressed in a white top/blue jeans combo that stresses me out

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

It was a bit jarring

[@celestedivinity2178]

Hype House teas

[@Tw0Dots]

@@celestedivinity2178 tease or teas lol

[@celestedivinity2178]

@@Tw0Dots both truly

[@Kaaaaaaafire17]

I saw it irl once. It was a Greek Life event thing and I was just drinking my boba when this hoard of white tops and blue jeans came towards me. Honestly terrifying.

[@felixjones-elliott4860]

“this looks like the avengers of church councillors” is a phrase im gonna tuck away and use when i think it fits, i love it

[@Shadowswolf9666]

Fucking yes!

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

@@Shadowswolf9666 celibate no!

[@fishofmocking3096]

Things I’ve learned about Jordan: - Juggalo 🤡 - Weeb 🎎 - Not like other girls 🙅‍♀️ - In love with Roberto Angeles 🤠

[@peterevans6480]

juggalos are awesome

[@t.l.e.e.]

whoop whoop

[@noriii]

what is a juggalo? lemme think for a second...

[@deborah-su8ff]

@@noriii icp fan

[@noriii]

@@deborah-su8ff uh oh you caught me

[@melizoi]

god this would crush my already embarrassingly low self esteem

[@Maninawig]

Same. But mostly because she was hooking up for herself, and being in that situation, especially the intro of what she thinks he would be into, and the "just forget he's here" would feel like such a slap in the face of saying "you don't matter" that I'd probably walk out. Doesn't help that I was in that situation with a soon-to-be-ex.

[@baototta]

if ur pfp is of you, you look amazing!!!!

[@melizoi]

@@baototta ohhh no that's jinsoul from loona she's a kpop idol

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

Same

[@baototta]

@@melizoi oh ok (u still probably look awesome tho!)

[@kseniav586]

"how come i'm so stupid and so intelligent and always right at the same time" CONSTANT MOOD

[@shreksgirl1998]

Absolute taurus

[@m0bz0mb39]

@@shreksgirl1998 I'm a sagittarius yet I couldn't agree more

[@icu3869]

I RELATE TOO MUCH. It’s like my life motto.

[@gucci2468]

the swiping is so BRUTAL LIKE I COULD NEVER edited: removed the double negative lol

[@notyouraveragechicken8479]

intentional double negative? are you saying you totally would brutally reject people? sadge

[@Tw0Dots]

@@notyouraveragechicken8479 right I’m so confused lol

[@m0bz0mb39]

@@notyouraveragechicken8479 Lol My thought exsactly

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

Turbo could not never, either.

[@yourex-wife4259]

Shoulda gone triple negative. "I Could havent never."

[@FourheadWeapon]

Jubilee makes the most awkward videos that I don’t want to believe these people are real

[@sarahmcdonough7713]

for me its both of them acknowledging at the end that their long term relationships ended because they.. spent a lot of time with their partners?? both sincerely giving off total commitmentphobe vibes dgshagdhjas obviously the perfect dating show candidates!

[@saggguy7]

“she must know every letter that can be a note” this is a tall order jordan that’s like, 8 letters

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

Wait wait, this is the first Turbo is hearing of this… What are the 7th and 8th notes?

[@avinrains]

C, A, B, G, E, F, D ((Pretty sure that's all of them, correct me if I'm wrong))

[@saggguy7]

@@GnarlyRaePepsi i miscounted lol, it’s actually 7. A, B, C, D, E, F, G

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

Thx, ppl.

[@alabamaslammer3921]

@@avinrains im pretty sure also that's an odd order to recite them in

[@anabelsama]

Imaging judging someone bc they don't get along with their parents, even if your parents are so toxic that they gave you trauma, anxiety and depression

[@krayozmines]

Frrrrrrr

[@princessofhell4639]

My exact thoughts

[@FreshConcreteInMyMouth]

I am filled with joy, Jordan has restord my will to live. I will now start a cult.

[@foxbuns]

mood

[@littlebunhead13]

Maybe don’t 😅

[@TurbopropPuppy]

Jordan sent your will to live on vacation to a nice resort

[@clegs8356]

can i join can i join can i join can i join can i join can i join please let me join pleeeease please please please please plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls????????????

[@phosphenevision]

Jordan is our dad, our son, our lord and saviour he has killed for us and he will do it again

[@ryanhenry7647]

imagine the twist if the ex walked out with a new girlfriend like halfway through.

[@DiMagnolia]

The very tall gorgeous girl

[@peachy0weachy]

no cause i was waiting for that to happen

[@salem-01]

@@DiMagnolia she was actually so pretty 😳

[@idrawchaos]

They sound so awkward, but thinking that they will fight 15 girls together and maybe find the strongest to be the ex boyfriend's next girlfriend. Or she just wants to date the girl instead, you never know

[@marsantos536]

this is exactly the type of awkward situation i find hilarious id LOVE to do this please jordan let me be your fake ex when jubilee hits you up, i'll say you used to steal dirty socks from the laundry when you'd come over

[@user-zh6qg5gg7n]

Lack of personality is a real issue though. I once went on a few dates with someone and my best description of their personality is soggy cardboard. Like... The more I talked to them, the more I realized they didn't have a single original idea or opinion... And everything discussed was 1 dimensional empty content. I kept going out with him because I thought I was the shallow one making too quick a judgement, but no... I wasted so much time.

[@LezbeOswald]

the swiping irl is so rude like at least on dating apps you don't get to see when people actually swipe left on you

[@mr.goldfish1530]

Yeah when she asked that I was like... "Do you not read people's profiles?"

[@angelkato1401]

when that girl was like "i go by gabri" im double taking. Ive NEVER heard that before as a Gabriela, everyone goes by Gabby and everyone wants to call Gabrielas Gabby.

[@blueismylove3128]

Right like. Like why Gabri? If You might as well just finish it at that point? I've heard people named Gabrielle/Gebriella called Gab or Gabbie or even Brie but never just...Gabri. That's such an odd place to stop saying a name.

[@marina3934]

The ex was so rude… she clearly eliminated the people she didn’t find attractive instantly, and she made it obvious that she thought the others she eliminated were ugly when she said “you’re gorgeous, you’re just tall” to that one girl. If you’re going to eliminate people, don’t comment on why. I feel so bad for the people who got swiped left on with no explanation, I know that would crush me.

[@Desimere]

if i was eliminated like that, i would look at group of eliminated people and at the group of accepted people and then be satisfied with the group i'm in because there were many beautiful women there. And then quietly comment to the other eliminated people that based on them, i know i'm in the "pretty" group.

[@siennanguyen8772]

Clearly one of the reasons he broke up with her. She has no social awareness and is indirectly rude to others.

[@gerenuk8245]

@@Desimere ummm kinda weird wordinj lol

[@leahkrupnick2226]

Tbh I think she made a good choice asking how they would swipe on her ex. I always wondered if the contestants got to see the person they might get paired up with and I would want to make sure there's mutual feelings

[@kisikisikisi]

Wasn't Nick like gigantic in that one picture of him with Kurtis and Danny? He does look very very very smol online.

[@sodig325]

He’s 5’11

[@JordanAdika]

no tiny he's tiny

[@Gracehasyoutube]

I was genuinely surprised when I saw that nick was taller than Danny. Sorry nick but I thought you were like 5’2”.

[@someemotheathrekid]

where do i find it? now i wanna see it

[@salem-01]

@@Gracehasyoutube I thought he was like 4’11” 😭

[@sarahkmiller]

Oh Jordan, always the romantic

[@dancelover2396]

Jordan, our weeb juggalo king, has done it again

[@JordanAdika]

NO!!

[@AirLight1646]

I want Jordan to be in a Jubilee video so bad now

[@TheAmityElf]

Jordan, you have such a charismatic video presence! I guess that's not news, since you've been in videos before, but it's cool to see you consistently posting to your own channel. You're really entertaining. I almost feel creepy commenting on all your stuff, but I want that young algorithm to pick you up. 🤗

[@JordanAdika]

thank you!!

[@dancorwin9232]

That moment of dread in Jordan's eyes before he says "weeb moment" really hit me 😅

[@genericusername2598]

i like to think he's not actually live and is just pretending

[@winkuswonkus]

jordan we all know you’re not 6’3. you’re more of a comfortable 4’5” yeah 4’5 exactly

[@kyrameowmeowmeow]

nick defense squad here to say he's 5'11" which is TALL love u nick jordan, your videos always make me laugh, and my girlfriend says you need to make more videos right now actually

[@JordanAdika]

no he's little small he's small

[@leebobeebo]

nick is actually 11'5'' just saying

[@kups5028]

@@leebobeebo what no he's actually 15'1

[@leebobeebo]

@@kups5028 you're so right omg i'm bad at math

[@laura-rr3mm]

@@kups5028 but what if he’s.. not 💔

[@rossamccloskey4970]

Already in the S tier of KZbinrs

[@cmm3699]

I at first thought the video title said “ *Stabbing* Her Ex-Boyfriend For Fun”….I guess she does metaphorically do that to his back.

[@papajohn9133]

Holy shit! It's another certified Jordan Adika classic!

[@spokeinlilac]

Jordan into clowns AND anime confirmed

[@JordanAdika]

stop this

[@spokeinlilac]

@@JordanAdika can't stop what I didn't start, it's all on you mate lol

[@_thomas1031]

@@spokeinlilac lol🤣

[@forty_two42]

People are all different. With that said, I've been with my wife for 7 years. The idea that we would have friction from spending TOO MUCH time together is fucking insane. We are constantly shifting our schedules to spend more time together. Like we've lived together for 6 years but we both work and have hobbies. It's hard to find time to spend with with your partner so it blows my mind completely that the reason they broke up is too much time together. I'd sell a kidney to say "I have too much time with my wife"

[@Kveg-y6k]

Dennis spoke for the first time just for this video. Im glad to see him putting himself out there.

[@dorrinsotoudeh7631]

The moment I heard “nick is famously short” I bolted down to see if he’s in the comments. I remain disappointed :(

[@dorrinsotoudeh7631]

But maybe there’s some light at the end of the tunnel 👀?

[@irrationallyodd6199]

he was too destroyed by the absolte critical hit jordan threw at him

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

he couldn't reach the keyboard

[@nadadwella7093]

I’d form a harem with literally anyone as long as the person we collectively date is Roberto 🤝

[@thepharoahess1214]

Literally my new favorite KZbinr. "This is Jordan, I have only known him for 2 hours but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone and then myself"😐

[@whatwhat7798]

Juggalo Jordan back at it again with another banger video hell yeah

[@JordanAdika]

wtf

[@kitty0chan444]

THE SWIPING WHAT- they are literally treating them like objects-

[@TheAmityElf]

The "good with moms" thing hit too close to home, because my mom once told me that my ex-boyfriend's mom told her that she wished we were still together because I was good for him. 😅

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I've had something similar.. it's actually partly how I realised I was not really suited to being part of a couple: I was always getting on better with the guy's parents in the long run than with him. I wasn't making extra effort with the family or anything, but It was also tied into how I was too accepting and easy-going and passive, originally, and when problems started coming up they were very much kept in the couple and not aired, and so my good rep with family was maintained while the relationship got more and more distant... I'm just better at being alone, and realised I needed to be more assertive in getting into relationships, in retrospect. I didn't do either of us any favours being the way I was :-(

[@lazariswann7483]

Lmfao my mom did something similar it's so weird-

[@gerenuk8245]

​@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 i dont understand. y is being more private bad?

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@gerenuk8245 I don't think living in denial or putting on a false public front while things are increasingly problematic behind closed doors is healthy behaviour. That's kinda what I meant. Seriously, even my partners often didn't know how wide the gulf between us had grown. I would put up with stuff for a long time and then suddenly I would be outta there and they wouldn't know why.

[@gerenuk8245]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ohhh I completely misunderstood. I see what you mean now, for the most part. I used to do the exact thing with people in general but I’m sure you’ll meet someone who will allow you to feel comfortable with expressing what hurts you, whether it be big problems or even something silly that just ticks you the wrong way. I didn’t think there was hope for me in that regard either but you have the strength in you to let people know what isn’t okay and you don’t have to put up with anything. Once you do that, the ball is in their park, and how they handle it (try to fix the problem OR just be dismissive) will let you know if they’re someone that is worth your time or not (this doesn’t have to be relationship wise only). If you truly find it peaceful to be alone, and theres not a part of you that wants to be in a relationship, that’s ok too! It can be really good to truly find yourself and figure out exactly what it is you want, so you’ll know your worth even more.

[@MissFelice]

I would love to see you in all variations of Cut and Jubilee videos. AND I hope you get picked in every love match and triumph as the best murderous liar, you know, all the important things.

[@Narniangirl17]

People with 'no personality' is a legit thing. They're usually people who just can't hold a conversation to save their lives. Along the lines of "What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend?" and they just say "not much." Or you try to ask them about their interests and it's like...nothing. I would Enjoy discussing the merits of a final season of TV with someone. It's the people who don't have any interests/hobbies, who aren't informed and don't care about politics/society, who just don't have a lot of thoughts and opinions in general that have no personality.

[@chickenpoxfordinner]

the comment bit xD this new format is great Jordan, love to see you on my dash again!! Excited for the next Sad Boyz

[@alynsak]

Loving your content. You make me laugh even when I don't feel like it. Thank you. Hope you're doing well.

[@GrimmDelightsDice]

Thank you for the upload. Came in a quiet moment the anxiety about neurosurgery is creeping in again.

[@Gracehasyoutube]

“I like your style” Her: wearing the same thing as everyone else

[@Filbie]

2:03 of course you don’t know what it’s like to not have a personality when you’re oozing with charisma naturally lol

[@hewhoisme4343]

"Do you know music", "Do you like style"

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I honestly thought this was gonna be WAY more savage than it was, but actually was mostly pretty sweet!

[@redundantmartyr]

Incredible that the end of the video was them making plans to...see who's better at putting on clothes? I am not convinced that any of these people are real, actual humans.

[@toadt0ad]

omg babe get up a new jordan video dropped

[@brandonbolden682]

I was definitely cringing super hard this whole jubilee video. The fact that his ex tried to sabotage any and every interaction didn't help... Plus Dennis kept referencing his IG when the chick is right in front of him..... get me out

[@WhatDoYouMeanBiThat]

Speaking of style JORDAN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWEATER I NEED TO KNOW THIS IS A LIFE OR DEAGH SITUATION

[@dancorwin9232]

You know Jordan, if someone did mention their favorite band was the ARCS podcast, I would like that, because I'd know they have that relatable appreciation for bands that are incredibly good in their debut but then DISAPPEAR WITH NO MENTION OF A RETURN I'm sorry I'm not mad. You're great.

[@graceross525]

Truly and honestly my favourite commentary channel

[@charlidwyer]

9:03 ... that escalated so fast

[@WhatDoYouMeanBiThat]

The two dislikes on this video are from jubilee and denis

[@anabelsama]

I don't understand why someone will let their exes pick their new partners, I don't even want to see them, imaging letting them pick the person I am gonna date, h3ll no

[@eyeiaye]

Loving the KZbin content, Jordan! You're such a homie and I know you'll pop off on this platform. And your sweater is dope

[@mcsl8tr38]

"I don't even watch Naruto I just enjoy the lore" ... dw its okay to like Naruto

[@TheJuliGuz]

Jordan's "What are you doing??" in a high pitched voice gave me that serotonin boost I needed for today.

[@kaemincha]

"why am i talking about naruto" me in every conversation with my friends, 4 hours in

[@ghostie2046]

Nah if it’s a serial killer one or any shady one you have to get an author to be the imposter. The amount of random shady knowledge they have is terrifying

[@chilltater970]

saying I love theeeeeem like that is the epitome of passive aggressive shade.

[@FrancesBaconandEggs]

There’s a Cut video where toxic exes play Fear Pong and it’s absolutely glorious. Like you end up hoping they get back together.

[@marar9807]

this video is great and i love your style/design choices,,, I can't help but notice the perfect little sun shining in the top left picture frame

[@ctrlsado]

i literally refuse to refer to myself as anything other than a *checks hand* "Wonky Donkey" every again 😭😭😭

[@sydneyberzon4163]

i find it funny when people say they need someone who is good with their family, as if everyone has the choice to have a healthy home life or to spend the rest of their life with people who sincerely enjoy the hobby of causing trauma.

[@mimsygoodcat3449]

Jordan you're such a precious person. I love your humour; I'm scottish so the sarcasm is mwah delicious 😋

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

I didn't even watch Naruto I'm just obsessed with the lore. THANK YOU I've been trying to figure out how to explain my interest in Naruto to people and this is a perfect description!

[@artnerd3727]

0:57 outside my house sirens were going and i assumed it was in the video but it made the bit better haha

[@littlewillowlinda]

You know it's gonna be good when the first sentence makes you choke on your coffee 😂

[@aniqahbe]

"How am I so stupid and yet so intelligent and right all the time?" LMAO

[@tardybloomer]

14:48 this is exactly how my conversations with people go 😭

[@moxbby4585]

"I didn't even watch Naruto. I'm just interested in the *LORE*" That's how I consume like all media and then I might go actually watch/read it lmao

[@natasha6920]

Jordan your commentary is so funny I'm so glad you have your own channel

[@marsp.1620]

excited to see a new upload!

[@OtherBlueFae]

The Arcs mention…my heart! I would love another season of Arcs!

[@king_worm2144]

same! was not emotionally prepared for the arcs pod mention

[@emilyslicer2843]

2:13 😢😢😢😢 I don’t talk about GoT but I can’t help my old lady sleep schedule

[@pretsal4955]

You're right, video description, parents WILL never understand

[@pokemonfanthings4444]

“I never watched Naruto, I just enjoy the lore” is me with Phineas and Ferb ever since I started following Dan Povenmire on KZbin

[@veronicaguilamoreyes]

2:24 I’m obsessed with this ! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😭

[@lazariswann7483]

The being good with parents is such a cis het thing like so many LGBTQ+ ppl can't get along with family because their family members won't accept them as persons so it's kind of an itchy requirement for me.

[@gerenuk8245]

yea and just privileged and entitled in general

[@salem-01]

Fr like when she asked that I was just sitting there like; ‘do people have a preference???’ Like how is not having a good relationship with parents a downside for some people

[@belle8732]

god i love jordan this is too funny

[@sewlemony1470]

This was fun, can’t wait for part 2!

[@abbyswurld]

I love your videos king so happy with the uploads lately!!!

[@heyummrandommuch]

i hope u continue to make videos, i really enjoy them

[@halffacedbone2998]

I'm convinced she was throwing dennis under the bus so they would date her instead

[@robbiekeen2644]

Shout out to the editor! I wasn't planning to have this on my main screen, but that kept me turning back

[@allikazaam]

2:32 okay that girl with the bi colored hair and the blonde right behind her were on one of the "pick someone based on what they're wearing" vids. they're even wearing the same shoes. edit: THE TALL GIRL WAS THERE TOO did the people who lose this get brought to the other vid right after or

[@amanda5665]

"Who did you choose?" NGL I chose the tall blonde girl from the start, you know, before I even got to know anyone, sorry. Still want to date?

[@sklerpo]

i’m good with moms as in i will leave you for your mother

[@BL_K9]

jordan is like if a triangle was a handsome genius comedian god /lh

[@holycrowley93]

im so exited that ur finally uploading videos yesss

[@maylen9299]

13:53 WHAT IS SHE TRIYING TO DO?! Does she want dennis to be single forever?

[@beaugrimm4519]

I don't even watch thing! I just enjoy the lore! Most relatable thing ever haha

[@BenjaminBattington]

4:35 Missed an opportunity to coin "croc gators" smh

[@blue-dabad33]

the others get put in squid game I was screeching 💀

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

I heard “someone who likes no music” and I was very uncomfty