Nick Rochefort Reviews THE BEST CASTLE Houses

[@Rainbowdash143]

I used to steal like 20-30$ of macaroons from whole foods every time I went there and eat them all in one sitting at home

[@flameguy3416]

So you were a young black man in San Francisco

[@desertedcake]

Consider it as reparations

[@twentysix1230]

Like royalty

[@lst9701]

'Another one of gods little challenges'

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

@@flameguy3416please don’t use gendered language. Young black INDIVIDUAL is what’s appropriate.

[@davidsantacarla]

*Nick sees a great listing* 🏡 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎

[@akuaku9252]

Good listing!? 🐕🐶🦮🌭🌭🌭

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

I don't even need to see a great listing.

[@flameguy3416]

Nick knows what houses to take when the inevitable Bidenocalypse hits. For me I have my 80ft subterranean bunker covered in rust with no working water.

[@PureFred]

do u have video games at least? comic books???

[@youknowihaduwuittoem]

Fat.

[@thesquee1838]

The pirate house review is still one of my favorites

[@Moishel_Mitnyk]

“sir crackpipe you’re chariot awaits”

[@Admin.-tt2li]

Learn English bot

[@slopper]

So glad I discovered scuffed realtor. Nick is so damn funny and I'm amazed at how much I have learned about housing and landscaping.

[@InVinoVeratas]

True, he's like the Tim Allen if our generation, except actually funny.

[@Combiner81]

I would like to employ Sir Rochefort as the master of the hounds

[@WrangleMcDangle]

I matched with the girl who's dad owns this castle on tinder 6:38 maybe the most insane person i've ever talked to in my life

[@twitchingkhan]

Always wondered how people who live like this function. Refuse to believe that anyone living that rich is a functional person

[@Dielonthug]

Push her guts in.

[@petecolombo]

My favorites of Nick's malapropisms include "horticulturalist" and "Q eye for you straighty"

[@Ryo7_7]

That's 2nd castle is mint. Changed my mind, the 3rd has a mirror room?!

[@griffin.xxxxxx]

The well built tasteful castles are actually sick

[@fanda6122]

need a stronghold to house all my hirelings

[@Grayfox988]

Tormenting your dad into being screamo is comedy gold.

[@firinne]

1:36 this guy's funny.

[@billgates3699]

Gaston Ave Dallas 🤣 when you own a Tesla but you have to park it on the curb and there is barely enough room in the 18th century street for Amazon drivers to squeeze between the packed street parking. Money says one of his neighbors has a 1970’s Brady Bunch 1.5 level house and the other neighbor is a brand new white minimalist Apple cube home with ground granite remnant between the driveway tiles oh and at the end of the block is where all the crack heads are squatting. I’m not kidding. Gaston goes from 18th century Historical Preservation neighborhood to “ey yo WHYTEBOI!” in the span of one block.

[@Cornermouse1]

I love how Nick and I made the exact same facial expression at 13:21. Like it's plush and nice but kinda mediocre

[@gilliland101]

17:44 What? What? What the? That’s what my daughters says That’s cute It is funny … … … WHAT THE FUCK!

[@mikejdawson]

im here.

[@WiscoDrinks]

Id definitely live in a castle lets goo

[@user-jc8ez9iw2j]

Like the white dad i never had

[@user-jc8ez9iw2j]

So sad lmaooo

[@user-jc8ez9iw2j]

If I don't laugh I will absolutely cry ha

[@user-jc8ez9iw2j]

Stop deleting my shi** pony

[@tv-pp]

yw

[@dotnox5e]

chris legitimately cannot read

[@nope66755]

castles in america is cringe

[@johnnysack2404]

No its kino

[@acrxsls1766]

Like they're being used for anything in Europe except to give Muslims and Japanese tourists something to look at

[@GatoradeAppreciator]

You mean awesome

[@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer]

The execution or the premise?

[@deeznutz8320]

​@@Eargesplitten-LoudenboomerExecution

[@Calm_Plier]

Those compilations are amazing but I think cringe thumbnails drive away potential viewers

[@sacklive]

they're intentionally cringe (we need more zoomers onboard)

[@Calm_Plier]

@@sacklive that's what I assumed, but I don't think it works the way you thought it would...

[@Gnohio]

this dude's thumbnail game is half the reason i click on these