I used to steal like 20-30$ of macaroons from whole foods every time I went there and eat them all in one sitting at home
@flameguy341611 ай бұрын
So you were a young black man in San Francisco
@desertedcake10 ай бұрын
Consider it as reparations
@twentysix123010 ай бұрын
Like royalty
@lst970110 ай бұрын
'Another one of gods little challenges'
@Marshmallow_Trees9 ай бұрын
@@flameguy3416please don’t use gendered language. Young black INDIVIDUAL is what’s appropriate.
@davidsantacarla11 ай бұрын
*Nick sees a great listing* 🏡 🤷🏻♂️ 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎
@akuaku925211 ай бұрын
Good listing!? 🐕🐶🦮🌭🌭🌭
@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi27211 ай бұрын
I don't even need to see a great listing.
@flameguy341611 ай бұрын
Nick knows what houses to take when the inevitable Bidenocalypse hits. For me I have my 80ft subterranean bunker covered in rust with no working water.
@PureFred7 ай бұрын
do u have video games at least? comic books???
@youknowihaduwuittoem6 ай бұрын
Fat.
@thesquee183811 ай бұрын
The pirate house review is still one of my favorites
@Moishel_Mitnyk11 ай бұрын
“sir crackpipe you’re chariot awaits”
@Admin.-tt2li11 ай бұрын
Learn English bot
@slopper10 ай бұрын
So glad I discovered scuffed realtor. Nick is so damn funny and I'm amazed at how much I have learned about housing and landscaping.
@InVinoVeratas4 ай бұрын
True, he's like the Tim Allen if our generation, except actually funny.
@Combiner8111 ай бұрын
I would like to employ Sir Rochefort as the master of the hounds
@WrangleMcDangle11 ай бұрын
I matched with the girl who's dad owns this castle on tinder 6:38 maybe the most insane person i've ever talked to in my life
@twitchingkhan11 ай бұрын
Always wondered how people who live like this function. Refuse to believe that anyone living that rich is a functional person
@Dielonthug11 ай бұрын
Push her guts in.
@petecolombo11 ай бұрын
My favorites of Nick's malapropisms include "horticulturalist" and "Q eye for you straighty"
@Ryo7_711 ай бұрын
That's 2nd castle is mint. Changed my mind, the 3rd has a mirror room?!
@griffin.xxxxxx9 ай бұрын
The well built tasteful castles are actually sick
@fanda612210 ай бұрын
need a stronghold to house all my hirelings
@Grayfox98811 ай бұрын
Tormenting your dad into being screamo is comedy gold.
@firinne11 ай бұрын
1:36 this guy's funny.
@billgates369910 ай бұрын
Gaston Ave Dallas 🤣 when you own a Tesla but you have to park it on the curb and there is barely enough room in the 18th century street for Amazon drivers to squeeze between the packed street parking. Money says one of his neighbors has a 1970’s Brady Bunch 1.5 level house and the other neighbor is a brand new white minimalist Apple cube home with ground granite remnant between the driveway tiles oh and at the end of the block is where all the crack heads are squatting. I’m not kidding. Gaston goes from 18th century Historical Preservation neighborhood to “ey yo WHYTEBOI!” in the span of one block.
@Cornermouse111 ай бұрын
I love how Nick and I made the exact same facial expression at 13:21. Like it's plush and nice but kinda mediocre
@gilliland10111 ай бұрын
17:44 What? What? What the? That’s what my daughters says That’s cute It is funny … … … WHAT THE FUCK!
@mikejdawson11 ай бұрын
im here.
@WiscoDrinks10 ай бұрын
Id definitely live in a castle lets goo
@user-jc8ez9iw2j6 ай бұрын
Like the white dad i never had
@user-jc8ez9iw2j6 ай бұрын
So sad lmaooo
@user-jc8ez9iw2j6 ай бұрын
If I don't laugh I will absolutely cry ha
@user-jc8ez9iw2j6 ай бұрын
Stop deleting my shi** pony
@tv-pp11 ай бұрын
yw
@dotnox5e7 ай бұрын
chris legitimately cannot read
@nope6675511 ай бұрын
castles in america is cringe
@johnnysack240411 ай бұрын
No its kino
@acrxsls176611 ай бұрын
Like they're being used for anything in Europe except to give Muslims and Japanese tourists something to look at
@GatoradeAppreciator11 ай бұрын
You mean awesome
@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer11 ай бұрын
The execution or the premise?
@deeznutz83208 ай бұрын
@@Eargesplitten-LoudenboomerExecution
@Calm_Plier11 ай бұрын
Those compilations are amazing but I think cringe thumbnails drive away potential viewers
@sacklive11 ай бұрын
they're intentionally cringe (we need more zoomers onboard)
@Calm_Plier11 ай бұрын
@@sacklive that's what I assumed, but I don't think it works the way you thought it would...
@Gnohio11 ай бұрын
this dude's thumbnail game is half the reason i click on these