You're the man, Nick! Can a brotha get a job? Biden's killing me out here
@voblestone7473 Жыл бұрын
Chris's reading level has improved to a 3rd graders level, props to Chris fr.
@redacted5444 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely had to pause this video during the pirate segment to catch my breath I was laughing so hard
@CrackdanieIs11 ай бұрын
When the crystal meth be coarsin thru me veinsss
@KingK-vl6cc Жыл бұрын
I love how Chris derails every joke its like an episode of Norm Macdonald live
@Rico_______ Жыл бұрын
What happened to Jet?
@ECCOphonehome Жыл бұрын
@@Rico_______ He's working six days a week editing Fishtank Season 1
@terryhughes7196 Жыл бұрын
he is actually getting better at this than when he first started He is learning.
@THESLlCK Жыл бұрын
@@terryhughes7196yeah but it’s like watching AI learning
@markfuckerturd5165 Жыл бұрын
@@ECCOphonehomewhen the fuck is it coming out?
@thesquee1838 Жыл бұрын
The whole pirate section is hilarious
@bkslsh11 ай бұрын
The sad "Arrrg... headaches are tough". Lmao I am cryin
@Nattraks Жыл бұрын
The crack head screaming "I DON'T KNOW!?" is so on point. I have to go in the office twice a week, and its a regular occurrence to have a raving screaming homeless madman asking me where shit is like I'm supposed to know.
@ThePsychoAnon Жыл бұрын
Give him a hammer and caffeine pills.
@THESLlCK Жыл бұрын
@@ThePsychoAnongiving back to the community I see
@THESLlCK11 ай бұрын
@R4D1UM isn’t that a thing that happened??
@maxwellblackmar784 Жыл бұрын
“Yeah yeah I can drive my house with a ships wheel..” 😭
@hotstankygarbage788 Жыл бұрын
DRINKING CAPTAIN MORGAN FOR ME DAUGHTERRR
@ElronHumpperdink9 ай бұрын
0:40 That accent and flow from Nick, I could see being the essence that “grounds” Sam in a skit or short, and he have equally-completing input to the pirate. Nick is forthright and dominant in painting a story and running with something off the cuff. I’ve watched the pirate section of this video too many times.
@nick-xv1wl Жыл бұрын
he’s literally spot on with the spaceship guy pittsburgh is filled with freemasons
@brdllc6 ай бұрын
They’re everywhere out here it’s fucked hahaha
@alexandrep4913 Жыл бұрын
Ah Hoye! I got CTE
@PumpMaximum Жыл бұрын
DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ME BOAT ACCIDENT?
@RealHumanGuy_ Жыл бұрын
We never defeated an enemy
@Patrick.Weightman Жыл бұрын
Vermin Supreme is the fuckin man The McRib is back
@LesCritiquesduMaSQuE Жыл бұрын
3:26 : here's proof that Nick is a nice guy. He did not have to bust out the smocaine for our pleasure, but he did.
@tomgitt5749 Жыл бұрын
Shout out to the killdozer
@CowLiver Жыл бұрын
The HOA wouldn't let me build the facade of my pirate home, but theres a FUCKING PIRATE SHIP THEMED PLAYGROUND RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE HOLY SHIT.
@Sam-rr4ekАй бұрын
Hahahahah
@tylerparker1333 Жыл бұрын
Chris does not know who Onyx the Fortuitous is and neither do we
@SpellsOfTruthАй бұрын
The pirate house review, the doom imp construction workers, and the gun totin indians all put me in tears.
@ElronHumpperdink9 ай бұрын
Emo Carpenter should be an MDE short lol 19:12
@seamus7d Жыл бұрын
YE FOUGHT THE WRONG ENEMY ARREEEG 🏴☠️🏴☠️
@Goofmaxxin Жыл бұрын
⚡️⚡️
@atarirob11 ай бұрын
'El Diablo' - the room HAHA
@bathshebahubber6143 ай бұрын
The entire low-income castle bit is gold.
@leek5682 Жыл бұрын
Was hoping for porthole windows on that house. BIG missed opportunity
@drewk3646 Жыл бұрын
That meth head bit: No one is going to ask a methhead whilst tweaking a serious question. So to act like he's being grilled for an answer is GOLD. 🤣💀💀
@christinewestonchandler17 ай бұрын
9:10 rizza chill
@jupiter247911 ай бұрын
I lost it at 9:13 "Yo, Killer chill"
@popetyrone Жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if any of you know which episode of Scuffled Realtor had Nick telling the story of him peeing over a balcony, getting kicked out, and saying, "my girlfriend is a fat cow," in Spanish to the bouncers, making them laugh their asses off?
@sacklive Жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2PQgYanmpiei9k "Night Club Story"
@thelokifiles Жыл бұрын
Does meth give you scurvy?
@derrickbonsell Жыл бұрын
The bathroom in the first house looked like a hotel i was at in Vietnam
@lamontcranlc Жыл бұрын
Pirate House go crazy 🤢
@scott23944 ай бұрын
The Chinese room is likely to be the Captain's quarters. I am sure of it.
@DrMurdercock Жыл бұрын
No one tell Rich Onyx is a character made and played by Andrew Bowser
@p33ko81 Жыл бұрын
I remember a while ago there was another really nice Victorian in Pennsylvania for not too much. It must be going downhill for all these houses to be so cheap.
@travelsahead Жыл бұрын
No... Those victorian's are DOUBLE what they cost 5 years ago. Boomers are dying. Simple as.
@nick-xv1wl Жыл бұрын
boomers are dying and rich zoomers are buying in the burgh, and for philly everyone’s just running for the hills
@elijahgreybosh7882 Жыл бұрын
That was in North East PA where I live. I think it was in Shamokin.. median household income is like 30k a year. Coal depleted Appalachia. It’s not that it’s bad, there’s just nothing going on here. Limited opportunities
@soothy8279 Жыл бұрын
YO KILLA CHILLLL!!!!
@GapedCeiling3 ай бұрын
I went to school in Blarsville PA.... its a desolate shithole on the side of a freeway....
@madamantium554711 ай бұрын
that scallop bit is great
@thehighlightsreel953 Жыл бұрын
Ironically, Nick's one of the only people I don't let near my daughter's ears.
@based_prophet Жыл бұрын
who ready for Chrismas
@garrettecstasy1568 Жыл бұрын
I was on testosterone for 4 years, it definitely makes you more aggressive no matter what people try to say. The anger is almost disabling but it’s no excuse for this girls behavior.
@boomynote11 ай бұрын
I don’t get why people pretend like being on test won’t make you more aggressive. It doesn’t have to result in physical violence but it’s undeniable then you’re more aggressive while on it. There are healthy ways to channel that aggression, I think people assume aggression means physical violence when it’s not the case
@CJVS9955 ай бұрын
itsa very modern notion that aggressive = bad.@@boomynote
@xPaulxDx99 Жыл бұрын
*Nick Rochefort reviews local housing projects*
@emilydavid643114 күн бұрын
I would love to know how Nick has so much knowledge about this. I want a video of him explaining how he knows all this
@JockStud11 ай бұрын
21:43 LOL
@DrMurdercock Жыл бұрын
Pitbulls dont swim? lol I guess mine didn't get that memo lkol
@clownworld4655 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely want an old castle house
@RayLombardo2 ай бұрын
Yarr pirates life for me
@voiceofreason2674 Жыл бұрын
Why he put that boot on he head he ain't got no hat ?
@ChideNorms Жыл бұрын
Arrrrg, chris should be made to walk the plank into unemployment arrrrrg
@jacobmonarch439 Жыл бұрын
Honestly the basement house was cool.
@retroblue69696 Жыл бұрын
ahhoy i have cte
@Remorsefullyhumble10 ай бұрын
step brothers ass house with the pirate ship
@based_prophet Жыл бұрын
rent payed in whole
@evan448 Жыл бұрын
some of these are trap houses obviously
@gunowner9668 Жыл бұрын
not for the absurd sum they're probably asking for it, but I kinda fuck with the pirate swinger house
@pablonicacio379 Жыл бұрын
lovwe the beat
@TheMASDrummer Жыл бұрын
Fuckin so funny
@Alan_Smithee_Productions7 күн бұрын
Pirate house
@markymarkvancity11 ай бұрын
I think Nick was severely bullied in school.
@FartquadGI11 ай бұрын
What preceded that thought?
@AgniFirePunch9 ай бұрын
I think you wear sunglasses because you are afraid of eye contact
@markymarkvancity9 ай бұрын
@@AgniFirePunch no I generally only wear sunglasses in the summer at my lake property. Eye contact is extremely important for any meaningful conversation and is the best way to read people. Cheers though
@Equites2797 ай бұрын
We just projecting now??
@user-yj1sw3ec5b7 ай бұрын
Chris struggling to speak and read is beginning to worry me. Should we really be laughing at him?
@cannibalsphincter2186 Жыл бұрын
Everytime you hit like, it helps me. Help my dwatuh!!
@RatnikchudАй бұрын
lost my mind when i saw the Hazleton address, not an uncommon sight here