Nick Rochefort Reviews STRANGE F***ING House Listings

[@sacklive]

ARRRRRG I BE DOING IT FOR MI DAUGHTERRRRR

[@PumpMaximum]

ME DAUGHTER PEARL

[@Bloodywasher]

MA DAWTTUHHH

[@JonathanSchmallippe]

You're the man, Nick! Can a brotha get a job? Biden's killing me out here

[@voblestone7473]

Chris's reading level has improved to a 3rd graders level, props to Chris fr.

[@redacted5444]

I genuinely had to pause this video during the pirate segment to catch my breath I was laughing so hard

[@CrackdanieIs]

When the crystal meth be coarsin thru me veinsss

[@KingK-vl6cc]

I love how Chris derails every joke its like an episode of Norm Macdonald live

[@Rico_______]

What happened to Jet?

[@ECCOphonehome]

@@Rico_______ He's working six days a week editing Fishtank Season 1

[@terryhughes7196]

he is actually getting better at this than when he first started He is learning.

[@THESLlCK]

@@terryhughes7196yeah but it’s like watching AI learning

[@markfuckerturd5165]

@@ECCOphonehomewhen the fuck is it coming out?

[@thesquee1838]

The whole pirate section is hilarious

[@bkslsh]

The sad "Arrrg... headaches are tough". Lmao I am cryin

[@Nattraks]

The crack head screaming "I DON'T KNOW!?" is so on point. I have to go in the office twice a week, and its a regular occurrence to have a raving screaming homeless madman asking me where shit is like I'm supposed to know.

[@ThePsychoAnon]

Give him a hammer and caffeine pills.

[@THESLlCK]

@@ThePsychoAnongiving back to the community I see

[@THESLlCK]

@R4D1UM isn’t that a thing that happened??

[@maxwellblackmar784]

“Yeah yeah I can drive my house with a ships wheel..” 😭

[@hotstankygarbage788]

DRINKING CAPTAIN MORGAN FOR ME DAUGHTERRR

[@ElronHumpperdink]

0:40 That accent and flow from Nick, I could see being the essence that “grounds” Sam in a skit or short, and he have equally-completing input to the pirate. Nick is forthright and dominant in painting a story and running with something off the cuff. I’ve watched the pirate section of this video too many times.

[@nick-xv1wl]

he’s literally spot on with the spaceship guy pittsburgh is filled with freemasons

[@brdllc]

They’re everywhere out here it’s fucked hahaha

[@alexandrep4913]

Ah Hoye! I got CTE

[@PumpMaximum]

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ME BOAT ACCIDENT?

[@RealHumanGuy_]

We never defeated an enemy

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Vermin Supreme is the fuckin man The McRib is back

[@LesCritiquesduMaSQuE]

3:26 : here's proof that Nick is a nice guy. He did not have to bust out the smocaine for our pleasure, but he did.

[@tomgitt5749]

Shout out to the killdozer

[@CowLiver]

The HOA wouldn't let me build the facade of my pirate home, but theres a FUCKING PIRATE SHIP THEMED PLAYGROUND RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE HOLY SHIT.

[@Sam-rr4ek]

Hahahahah

[@tylerparker1333]

Chris does not know who Onyx the Fortuitous is and neither do we

[@SpellsOfTruth]

The pirate house review, the doom imp construction workers, and the gun totin indians all put me in tears.

[@ElronHumpperdink]

Emo Carpenter should be an MDE short lol 19:12

[@seamus7d]

YE FOUGHT THE WRONG ENEMY ARREEEG 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@Goofmaxxin]

⚡️⚡️

[@atarirob]

'El Diablo' - the room HAHA

[@bathshebahubber614]

The entire low-income castle bit is gold.

[@leek5682]

Was hoping for porthole windows on that house. BIG missed opportunity

[@drewk3646]

That meth head bit: No one is going to ask a methhead whilst tweaking a serious question. So to act like he's being grilled for an answer is GOLD. 🤣💀💀

[@christinewestonchandler1]

9:10 rizza chill

[@jupiter2479]

I lost it at 9:13 "Yo, Killer chill"

[@popetyrone]

I'm wondering if any of you know which episode of Scuffled Realtor had Nick telling the story of him peeing over a balcony, getting kicked out, and saying, "my girlfriend is a fat cow," in Spanish to the bouncers, making them laugh their asses off?

[@sacklive]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2PQgYanmpiei9k "Night Club Story"

[@thelokifiles]

Does meth give you scurvy?

[@derrickbonsell]

The bathroom in the first house looked like a hotel i was at in Vietnam

[@lamontcranlc]

Pirate House go crazy 🤢

[@scott2394]

The Chinese room is likely to be the Captain's quarters. I am sure of it.

[@DrMurdercock]

No one tell Rich Onyx is a character made and played by Andrew Bowser

[@p33ko81]

I remember a while ago there was another really nice Victorian in Pennsylvania for not too much. It must be going downhill for all these houses to be so cheap.

[@travelsahead]

No... Those victorian's are DOUBLE what they cost 5 years ago. Boomers are dying. Simple as.

[@nick-xv1wl]

boomers are dying and rich zoomers are buying in the burgh, and for philly everyone’s just running for the hills

[@elijahgreybosh7882]

That was in North East PA where I live. I think it was in Shamokin.. median household income is like 30k a year. Coal depleted Appalachia. It’s not that it’s bad, there’s just nothing going on here. Limited opportunities

[@soothy8279]

YO KILLA CHILLLL!!!!

[@GapedCeiling]

I went to school in Blarsville PA.... its a desolate shithole on the side of a freeway....

[@madamantium5547]

that scallop bit is great

[@thehighlightsreel953]

Ironically, Nick's one of the only people I don't let near my daughter's ears.

[@based_prophet]

who ready for Chrismas

[@garrettecstasy1568]

I was on testosterone for 4 years, it definitely makes you more aggressive no matter what people try to say. The anger is almost disabling but it’s no excuse for this girls behavior.

[@boomynote]

I don’t get why people pretend like being on test won’t make you more aggressive. It doesn’t have to result in physical violence but it’s undeniable then you’re more aggressive while on it. There are healthy ways to channel that aggression, I think people assume aggression means physical violence when it’s not the case

[@CJVS995]

itsa very modern notion that aggressive = bad.@@boomynote

[@xPaulxDx99]

*Nick Rochefort reviews local housing projects*

[@emilydavid6431]

I would love to know how Nick has so much knowledge about this. I want a video of him explaining how he knows all this

[@JockStud]

21:43 LOL

[@DrMurdercock]

Pitbulls dont swim? lol I guess mine didn't get that memo lkol

[@clownworld4655]

I genuinely want an old castle house

[@RayLombardo]

Yarr pirates life for me

[@voiceofreason2674]

Why he put that boot on he head he ain't got no hat ?

[@ChideNorms]

Arrrrg, chris should be made to walk the plank into unemployment arrrrrg

[@jacobmonarch439]

Honestly the basement house was cool.

[@retroblue69696]

ahhoy i have cte

[@Remorsefullyhumble]

step brothers ass house with the pirate ship

[@based_prophet]

rent payed in whole

[@evan448]

some of these are trap houses obviously

[@gunowner9668]

not for the absurd sum they're probably asking for it, but I kinda fuck with the pirate swinger house

[@pablonicacio379]

lovwe the beat

[@TheMASDrummer]

Fuckin so funny

[@Alan_Smithee_Productions]

Pirate house

[@markymarkvancity]

I think Nick was severely bullied in school.

[@FartquadGI]

What preceded that thought?

[@AgniFirePunch]

I think you wear sunglasses because you are afraid of eye contact

[@markymarkvancity]

@@AgniFirePunch no I generally only wear sunglasses in the summer at my lake property. Eye contact is extremely important for any meaningful conversation and is the best way to read people. Cheers though

[@Equites279]

We just projecting now??

[@user-yj1sw3ec5b]

Chris struggling to speak and read is beginning to worry me. Should we really be laughing at him?

[@cannibalsphincter2186]

Everytime you hit like, it helps me. Help my dwatuh!!

[@Ratnikchud]

lost my mind when i saw the Hazleton address, not an uncommon sight here