Sailor Mouth But Only The Swears

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

When I was younger, I thought the “bad word” was literally the dolphin noise, and it wasn’t a censor

[@ScarletTheHedgehog734]

Me too

[@dominicsanimatedreviews5966]

In universe it probably is. Remember the car horn in Old Man Jenkins' jalopy makes them think Mrs Krabs swore

[@Gumblox]

Same

[@SirToaster9330]

the actual voice actors made real swear words cause it was easier to censor, sadly there is not record of it

[@MrPillowStudios]

Bien por tu

[@fellipedasilva99]

Guaranteed the voice actors had a lot of fun with this one episode lmao.

[@kevinchester5217]

From the way Tom Kenny tells the story, Nickelodeon wanted them to end the sentence right before the swear word, however they claimed it didnt feel natural. So they opted to actually let them swear and just censored it. The Uncut version is buried deep in a vault somewhere

[@rodrigo_tm]

@@kevinchester5217 I could have sworn i saw it on youtube a long time ago

[@twillacatron7596]

Ohhhhhhh

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

@@rodrigo_tm Probably someone's 'uncensor' edit of the episode's swear word moments

[@masterfarr8265]

Clancy Brown especially.

[@thetruenico6117]

0:43 Krabs: they're all a bunch of "Honk Honk" liars

[@popsingerstar]

i never heard that till sometime last year

[@squidwardfromua]

Spob and Patrick: Mama Krabs, Mr. Krabs swears. Mr. Krabs:

[@unseenphantomamvsytp2186]

OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT!!! 😮

[@Ironbat92]

I would pay good money for Nick to release this episode uncut.

[@GreyLiam]

That apparently exists somewhere, they just won’t release it.

[@gojosensei720]

How much are you willing to pay

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

I can see a nick employee finding it and releasing it someday

[@IsaacWale2004]

@@gojosensei720 I would be willing to go broke twice.

[@gahler8552]

​@@GreyLiam Can you try find original audio where voice actor swearing?

[@windows17pro94]

My favourite words: [dolphin chirp] [sea lion honk] [tugboat horn] [air horn]

[@monstersociety3360]

Fun Fact: Those aren't dolphin noises at all! It's actually sped up audio of a Kookaburra, a type of bird. The same audio was used in the TV show "Flipper" too!

[@windows17pro94]

@@monstersociety3360 IK

[@CharlieLindsey-pn8jb]

And the company that owns that sound is Hollywood Edge

[@darkblueparamountheanimator]

Fun Fact: The Dolphin Sound Effect Is Most Commonly Used

[@Mr_Gasmask14]

Double fun fact: it wasnt actually a dolphin that made that noise

[@GJYYNGII]

@@Mr_Gasmask14 That's right. If I remember correctly, that's the sound of a kookaburra sped up.

[@markolysynchuk5264]

And it means f@@@

[@leonardsamboma3753]

Me too

[@angelyadieldavila5025]

U too

[@disneyparksstarwarslover7638]

0:19 How the dolphin are ya? 😂

[@marvelguy2001]

Pretty (chirp) good, SpongeBob.

[@Therealmeep5523]

​@@marvelguy2001I thought this was a restaurant not a potty mouth station

[@fangirl3323]

Let's go somewhere more family oriented

[@bcd8208]

​@@fangirl3323 I'm never eating here again!

[@Ducky99999]

Hi MARVEL GUY how the (Rush E) are ya?

[@phoenixwarrior-ek9pr]

Cracks me everytime. Never gets old.

[@justinpinnix8431]

It's always funny i can't breath because of that those guys are crazy

[@marvelguy2001]

Oh dear! My poor old heart

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

0:26 I can't believe Mr Krabs just said 🐬🐬🐬🚗🦭🚢🦅🪃💀🐬🔔🛥️⛴️🦭🦭🐦🛳️

[@NuclearSymbolOSC]

Relatable.

[@CyberSurfingHedgehog]

Don’t forget 👴💬 🧔🏾‍♂️

[@Kivvi190]

I like the part where the dolphin was making the noise

[@cyberboientertainment1]

Are you dumb? The dolphin noise is in the whole video

[@TheGamingCroc10]

@@cyberboientertainment1 it's a joke

[@CyanWatercress4]

i think it’s a kookaburra but pitched up

[@cyberboientertainment1]

@@TheGamingCroc10 i know im just being stupid

[@thatnerdwithglasses8384]

@@CyanWatercress4 hood nature moment

[@thomasobrien1841]

I love to believe that somewhere deep in Nickelodeon’s basement, there’s a chest, and in that chest is a tape of this episode completely uncensored

[@lalegende2746]

Boys, we’ve got a mission….

[@liamgrist7799]

I will find it

[@TheGamingVanillite]

@@lalegende2746I'll gather the penguins of madagascar

[@atinofspam3433]

its true, spongebobs VA confirmed it exists, but nickelodean is adamant about keeping it hidden

[@ChainikVlad]

I think we have many leaked swears online, I don't think there were many scenes were actual f-bombs needed, like when you don't hear the beginning of sentence with just dolphin sounds. We don't have Mr. Krabs and Patrick lines though unfortunately.

[@danmeldrum312]

0:33 I guess SpongeBob's foghorn wakes him up with a swear word.

[@SkyhawkJD]

0:42 you can see mr krabs yell out “Ma they’re a bunch of Fucking liars!!!” And then SpongeBob says “Fucking G*ddamn bullshit”

[@camilekirk6014]

Ooh we are not starting today.

[@TiffanyRobichaud]

I knew what SpongeBob said by his mouth movements. He said "Such a scream of f****** g****** !@#$%& I have heard in my days!"

[@CurryVrrr]

GAWD DAYUM

[@Brian96849]

GOD DAMMIT *

[@jonathanclark2622]

They're speaking the language of gods

[@artisticsolarninja]

you mean Satan?

[@twillacatron7596]

@@artisticsolarninja youre right

[@Therealmeep5523]

0:36 My mom Ms Krabs Mr Krabs my older sis Patrick my sister SpongeBob me

[@speedracer2008]

They’re using sentence enhancers

[@aaroncampbell2180]

How about the language of nukes?

[@brendenkennedy4304]

This is one of my personal favorite Spongebob episodes to. It just cracks me up so much. Great video as well so keep up the good work.

[@jasonregan365]

This made me laugh as a kid. I couldn’t stop watching this episode.

[@jenatnesih6663]

THAT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@nicholasmorales24]

00:27 was hilarious!!

[@Disbanded9998]

0:33 Spongebob has 7 fingers in this scene

[@xtc_music5806]

Wtf

[@bgys8740]

because he was counting all the bad words and the animators thought it would be fun if more fingers were added as spongebob was counting

[@leovansandie5239]

7 on one hand, and 6 on the other one.

[@brotherdave913]

Don't forget he has five on one hand at 0:31.

[@dmunoz1466]

Spongebob might've wrote the journals from Gravity Falls

[@patrickjulien2631]

Krabs is a 🐬

[@putinhuylo1]

Krabs is a dolphin

[@MadaraUchiha-iq8pk]

DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?

[@MMMutatedRabbit]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[@ExcaliburDarkspine]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[@joezilla0250]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth??

[@BardTheDragonProductions]

When I was younger I always thought the dolphin sounds that they made were the bad words

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

One of the funniest best episodes of SpongeBob. It's one of my favorite Episodes too.

[@robkrieg8301]

This ep, the candy bar ep, and the box avalanche ep are def the 3 best

[@chrisgabrilska8336]

Mr krabs:don’t use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words Mr krabs: says number 11 and the 13 bad words When he hits his foot on a rock

[@amitkenan3878]

Many would curse if their bare feet hit the stone

[@SirToaster9330]

Squidward: I thought there were 7

[@dannyt3522]

@@SirToaster9330 NOT IF YOU’RE A SAILOR

[@chrisgabrilska8336]

@@SirToaster9330 you just need to make up new bad words

[@SirToaster9330]

@@chrisgabrilska8336 technically they wouldn’t be bad words then, they would be silly words lol

[@darkblueparamountheanimator]

Fun Fact: The Dolphin Chirping Sound Is Most Used In Common

[@LimePumpkin]

(Gasp) we are going to tell your mom

[@cosplay_davey]

No please. Not me mommy.

[@wyatt778]

PLEASE NOT ME MOMMY!!

[@thebonbonshow7426]

🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬Me I 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬Hate myself.

[@LimePumpkin]

@@wyatt778 I ALREADY TOLD HER

[@classyonion3754]

I love how they just barely censor Patrick's "Pretty fucking good, Spongebob." You can still make out the previously emphasized "n" in "ing" in preparation for pronouncing the "g" in "good." Meaning Nickelodeon is a coward for not releasing the uncensored cut.

[@eyealex491]

Yeah, "Very *CENSORED* good Spongebob.

[@SimplyBetterDouchebag]

Same with 0:19 and 0:21

[@camilekirk6014]

( To classyonion ) : IF YOU SWEAR AGAIN

[@brandoninglin7566]

0:00-0:25 0:27-0:33 0:36-0:50 ❤😂 is my favorite part of the video

[@SplashSurfer216]

You forgot Patrick’s “That’s a lot of *Dolphin* bad words.”

[@RedExia]

Thank you for the edit this is JUST 🐬🐬🐬 HILARIOUS

[@awsomebenjynaro8874]

0:43 and he *ship horn*

[@amandanies3174]

My favorite episode of all time of classic Spongebob. I can only imagine the VAs had a lot of fun with this episode.

[@woodson21]

Hands down, my favorite SB episode. Those sound effects make me laugh every single time.

[@stevarino1989]

I remember watching this episode the night it originally premiered 😂 I was 12 in 7th grade. Pretty lucky to have watched several iconic episodes upon their original airings. Band Geeks included! Actually, all of season 2 and 3. I even tape recorded some onto VHS but I can’t find said tape.

[@mikeclarke5732]

“Sentence enhancers”

[@isaacogunmuko3947]

Fancy Swear Word Talking

[@bendonovan9244]

0:34-0:35 🥲 What a sweet lady.

[@smithfamily5240]

0:02 me when ambush comes on room 5

[@liminalreality9617]

More like 0:24

[@Average_viewer9]

Bruh i got him on door 2 a long ago

[@Average_viewer9]

Bruh i got him on door 2 a long ago

[@mr.im-a-sonic-fan6866]

0:36 Mama Krabs, He said 🐬and then he said 🐬 then he said 🐬and then he said 🦭🦭 and then he screamed at the top of his voice 🛥️then he 🎺🎺 Mrs. Krabs! He didn’t care, such a scream of 🐦🛳️⛴️🛎️ I never heard in my days!

[@BlueTankEngineAndFriends1984]

Bro I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂 0:36

[@JoaquinGaming13]

Play it on 2x speed

[@Kunayu]

LMAO!! XD

[@BeautyGoddess-cz6cz]

0:18 Hi, Squidward! How the (dolphin click) are ya?

[@where_isnone]

SpongeBobs expression at the end💀

[@creaturex5705]

From 0:32 til the end had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@Maxi-Gonz.]

SpongeBob: **raises his 13 fingers**

[@mariacristinaapontevargas8942]

0:26 "🐬🐬🐬🐬📣🐧🚢🦅🐋 the hole 🚢🐬🔔🚢🚢🐧🐧🦅🚢"

[@ericlang7987]

It would’ve been even more hilarious if a fart sound effect was also used! 🤣🤣🤣

[@topoppa000]

They have learned to speak Dolphin

[@bradleystopher8725]

0:32 the horn sound effect gets me everytime 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SpookySeasoning]

“dolphin talk”

[@nickpancost6858]

Baby Noah Ship Horn Sound Effect 0:31 0:42 0:47

[@mikkimyz]

0:27 the silliest one XDDDDDDD

[@codyj.braunva5406]

0:34 well hello there

[@haidynluvsparamore]

@spamtong.art1987he said 🦭🦭

[@PizzA_TimE]

Lyrics: dolphin noises

[@worldofhunter4700]

0:24 The uncensored audio got leaked

[@DaltonIzHere]

I love how Number 11 seems to be multiple different swears. It’s hard to tell but I’m pretty sure that Number 11 is something like ‘fuck’. Not sure about the other 12 but I’m pretty sure since the way 11 is used is similar to ‘fuck’. For instance, how Spongebob and Patrick talk to each other when Spob walks in the Krusty Krab. S: “Hey Patrick, how the fuck are ya?” P: “Pretty fucking good, SpongeBob!” The only issue is the way Spob uses it when on the intercom.

[@NateTheGrateAnimations]

And also Patrick said “you said number 11” when SpongeBob said “blow me”

[@landonhinds1331]

I loved the sound effects they were so funny

[@supercharlieplusharchived5473]

Sailor mouth but dolphin noises!

[@happyorsadkey]

I watched this episode as a kid and I imagine this as a adult show

[@BmdZero]

Show this to someone who’s never watched SpongeBob before.

[@BmdZero]

@Victor Gabriel Kids Ramos true lol

[@lamle11a87]

me: *completly loses it like drew carey* OH MY GOD,THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING, I'M LAUGH SO HARD *Keep continue to laugh*

[@OMARz120]

You forget ( MY 🚗 FOOT! )

[@justinpollard2308]

I guess he decided that doesn’t count since that was Old Man Jenkins’ jalopy.

[@dmercy8477]

Still the best swearing cartoon episode. Nothing Can Beat It. But here are other ones you may like: Rugrats- Word Of The Day The PowerPuff Girls- Curses Dexter’s Laboratory- Rude Removal The Loud House- Potty Mouth Arthur- Bleep Angela Andaconda- The Curse Of Baby Lulu Tiny Toons Adventures- To Bleep Or Not To Bleep

[@DaltonIzHere]

If I could be bothered to make a YTP of Arthur, I’d do one of Bleep. Mostly so the running joke is that random words are being censored to make it like 10x worse sounding.

[@elchanchopato9601]

Honorable Mentions: Baby Looney Tunes - Who Said That? Rolie Polie Olie - Dingliedangliedoodle

[@TurtleShroom3]

I remember the "Powerpuff Girls" one. Every time they swore, something would censor them. I specifically remember where they were using terrible language while holding a cat, and the cat would go "MEOOOWWWWW" every time the word was used, and then it would go back to having a complete poker face.

[@Bradyx1020]

Speaking Dophinese be like:

[@danmeldrum312]

0:36 "MAMA KRABS, HE SAID 🐬, AND THEN HE SAID 🐬, AND THEN HE SAID 🐬 AGAIN, AND THEN HE SAID 🦭🦭! AND THEN HE SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE 🛳️! AND HE 📣📣, MRS. KRABS! HE DIDN'T CARE! SUCH A STREAM OF 🕊️🚤⛴️ 🔔 I HAVE NEVER HEARD IN MY DAYS!" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@bethfree2294]

You forgot "Old Man Jenkins'' Car! 🤣

[@thebucketheadgaming]

That sound wasn't used to censor a swear. It was just a coincidence.

[@monstersociety3360]

Fun Fact: Those aren't dolphin noises at all! It's actually sped up audio of a Kookaburra, a type of bird. The same audio was used in the TV show "Flipper" too!

[@DarnSkittleKid]

Everytime a Helluva Boss character speaks:

[@an_-cs6ct]

0:28 Not the Ship Horn Lmfaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao!!!😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@geoffredston3523]

You forgot the part where SpongeBob and Patrick pointed at each other and yelled: "HE SAID🐬!"

[@ahsoseggsydog1642]

0:39 funny dolphin noise!😂😂😂😢

[@amitaikatz5929]

Oh dear! My poor old heart. *Faints*

[@thecaseclosedpikachufiles]

THERE REALLY NEEDS TO BE A UNCENSORED VERSION OF THIS ONE

[@blossom6309]

Hi brother

[@thecaseclosedpikachufiles]

Why Hello there :) @@blossom6309

[@haidynluvsparamore]

There is he says blow me

[@brockbracken318]

Even as a kid I got this joke (probably due to how much my parents cuss lol).

[@ウィリアムズfw14b]

🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

[@Mrhatman124]

0:43 "Mother- 🎺 Liar"

[@zdproductions3903]

My GB pet folding lived this

[@Kingdommio]

We can’t have that bad language in the amazing digital circus

[@UrLocalNexusFan]

Caine : Now Now Now We Can't Have Any Of That Foul Language Around Here

[@ubb-pllc]

Óř éĺśé

[@User-Imag1nat1onZz]

0:25 omg the best part

[@GregoryAmicar57]

"Krabs is a fuck face" That is what SpongeBob actually said.

[@StevenWatterson]

When they said "🐬🐬", I felt that. Such heartwarming and meaningful messages

[@hileewhitaker6855]

Patrick: NINE!

[@AllGamingStarred]

Gordan Ramsey: "Here's a trophy, now go fix me a (dolphin noise) sandwich"

[@Canofscratch2YT]

The only sounds you're hearing. Is nothing but dolphin nosies

[@andycheng9066]

You forgot one: Hello customers, nice **** we’re having

[@DanielGuzman-mm8ti]

When I was younger I used to Guess the word on the dumpster was "Krabs is a Bitch" because of how SpongeBob moves the first time so I used to think every dolphin noise is the ONLY word that is what being said and censored in the whole episode.

[@HuskyDog88]

Sounds like Flipper has gone on a flipping spree. Flipper was in the recording studio when they made this episode.

[@anthonyjimenez7379]

It’s funny I hear Mr. crabs in the background saying they’re a bunch of f$&@in liars lmao

[@tracegale7938]

I just came here to watch that part where SpongeBob Patrick and mr krabs were all randomly cursing at mrs Krabs trying to tell on each other for cursing i love how there so casual about it too the moment the opened the door 😂😂😂

[@Gaminggirlgaminggirl-rq5lm]

Lol 😂 this is hilarious 😂

[@darrendent8288]

My favorite SpongeBob episode HANDS DOWN!

[@18karatgold6]

I love how all the sound effects used to censor the curse words are just sea animal/nautical sound effects (dolphin, seal, seagull, ship bell, foghorn, etc.)

[@michaellovely6601]

What's so interesting is the back story of "Sailor Mouth." In an interview the show's creative director Derek Drymon told a story about how he got into a lot of trouble as a kid for "saying the F word in front of his mother." This is extremely ironic considering that Mrs. Drymon has quite the Sailor Mouth herself.

[@Epicccccccccccccccccccc]

pov you are listening to weird shaped dolphins:

[@aguy2181]

I was dying watching this as a kid.

[@copyer9088]

You’re a 🐬

[@happyorsadkey]

South Park Boys: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO US?

[@davidfreedman6039]

This deserves 10 million views

[@pixilator804]

spongebob if vivziepop wrote it

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

Pixielator Better that it's her rather than it being a Family Guy writer and not a SpongeBob Adult Party Cartoon I totally watch her version of SpongeBob especially if it's the same animation style as this one mixed with Hazbin Hotel animation style and Helluva Boss animation style. Charlie is even nicknamed Female SpongeBob.

[@parker-boy98]

You forgot the last one. Mama Krabs: I guess you scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade. *Popeye laugh until she stubs her foot on a rock* YOW! My *car horn* foot! SpongeBob and Patrick: Gasp Mr. Krabs: Mother! Mama Krabs: What? It's Old Man Jenkins in his jalopy. Old Man Jenkins: Howdy, Mrs. K! *car horn* Everyone: Laughs

[@justinpollard2308]

(Camp Lazlo) * Lumpus: [sighs] Well, it's that time of the day once again. [changes the "Open" sign to "Closed"] Closing time. * Lazlo: Well, see you in the A.M., Scoutmaster Lumpus. * Lumpus: Hold on there, Lazlo! [pulls Lazlo back] Take that pile of filth out with you. [Edward holds up a trash bag with flies flying around it] * Lazlo: [gasps] Scoutmaster Lumpus, you shouldn't talk about Edward like that! * Edward: He means this filth, you loon. [Drops the bag on the floor] * [Lazlo goes to the dumpster while bringing the trash bag] * Lazlo: [singing] Takin' out the trash, takin' out the trash. [Lazlo throws the trash in the dumpster and then looks at some writings on the dumpster.] Hmm... dumpster writing! The voice of the people! "Up with bubbles, down with air!" [laughs] "Rodents are people too!" [laughs] Ha, those rodents... Here's one someone didn't finish! Edward smells. [writes the word "good" after "smells"] Good. [laughs] Hmm, what's this one? Lumpus is a... hmm? Lumpus is a [dolphin chirp]. * Garbage man: [clearly disgusted] Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? [picks up some garbage bags and leaves] * Lazlo: Well, sometimes, but not... Recently. * Clam: [off-screen] Hi, garbage man. [appears on-screen with Raj] * Raj: Hello, Lazlo. * Lazlo: Hi, Clam! Hi, Raj! Hey, guys, do you know what this word means? * Clam: "Lumpus..." * Raj: Uh, isn't that our scoutmaster? * Lazlo: [pointing to "Lumpus," then the unseen word] No, not that word, that word. * Clam: Hmm... [dolphin chirp]! Oh, hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers. * Lazlo & Raj: Sentence enhancers? * Clam: You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and Wham-O! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich! * Lazlo: Oh, I get it! Let me try. [clears his throat] Hello, Raj. Clam. Lovely [dolphin chirp] day we're having, isn't it? * Clam: Why, yes it is, Lazlo. This [dolphin chirp] day is particularly [dolphin chirp] lovely! * Raj: How [dolphin chirp] right you are, Clam! * [The trio continue to say the word a few more times] * Lazlo: Ooh, You're right, Clam. My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation! * Raj: Oh, mine, too! * Clam: Clam’s lips tingly too! * [all three laugh] * Lazlo: It tingles when I laugh! * [Lazlo walks into the mess hall the next day] * Lazlo: Hello, campers! Nice [dolphin chirp] day we're having, uh? [The campers stop eating and stare in shock] * Harold: [gasps] Did he just say?! * Gordon: Yep, he did. * Lazlo: (waving to Raj & Clam) Hey, guys, how the [dolphin chirp] are ya? * Raj: [sitting at table next to Clam] Pretty [dolphin chirp] good, Lazlo. * Samson: I thought this was a mess hall, not a gutter mouth convention. * Lazlo: [taps on the microphone and speaks into it] Attention, fellow campers, today's special is a [dolphin chirp] pizza topped with a spicy [dolphin chirp] pepperoni and baked to [dolphin chirp] perfection. And remember to ask us to [dolphin chirp] the [dolphin chirp] salad. It will be our [dolphin chirp] pleasure. [Edward hears the intercom and a giant human ear pops out of his head; he pushes it back in] Hi, Edward, how the [dolphin chirp] are ya? * Clam: Nice [dolphin chirp] day, isn't it, Edward? * Dave: I don't understand. Lazlo's talented, he doesn't have to work blue. * Ping-Pong: Let's go somewhere more family oriented. [Everyone leaves the mess hall, grumbling in frustration] * Norman: [chattering (variously and) inaudibly] I'm never eating here again. * Milt: [chattering (variously and) inaudibly] Those foul-mouth freaks. * [The mess hall customer meter is running down; sirens wail and a red light flashes] * Lumpus: [in the bathroom, hears the sirens] Huh? [looks through the periscope, sees that the mess hall is empty and gasps] The mess hall is empty! [runs to dining room with toilet paper stuck to one of his legs; to Edward standing next to him] You there! Where have all the other campers gone? * Edward: Apparently, the three barf-mouth brothers just learned a new word, and Lazlo just said it over the intercom. * Lumpus: Well, what was it? What'd he say? * Edward: Er... he said... um, well he said... [whispers the word] * Lumpus: What? * Edward: [whispers it again] * Lumpus: [gasps] Lazlo and friends! Front and center! Why, I oughta make the three of you paint the mess hall for using such language! * Lazlo: But, Scoutmaster Lumpus, we were only using our sentence enhancers. * Raj: Yeah, it's fancy talk. *Clam: Fancy. * Scoutmaster Lumpus: There ain't nothing fancy about that word! * Lazlo: You mean [dolphin chirp]? * Lumpus: Yes, that one! [Lazlo, Clam and Raj stand up] Now quit saying that! [Lazlo, Clam and Raj frown] It's a bad word! * Lazlo, Clam and Raj: Bad word?! [they regretfully wipe their tongues while moaning] * Lumpus: Yes sirree, that's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use. * Mr Slinkman: [popping up next to Lumpus] Don't you mean there are only seven, sir? * Lumpus : Not if you're a sailor. [laughs] * Lazlo: Wow, 13. * Clam: That's a lot of [dolphin chirp] bad words. * Lumpus: Okay, boys. I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again. * Lazlo, Clam and Raj: We promise. (To be continued in the following reply…)

[@justinpollard2308]

* [later at Jelly Cabin, Lazlo and Raj are playing a board game] * Lazlo: Gee, I'm glad Scoutmaster Lumpus told us that word we were using was a bad word. * Raj: Yes, me too, because classy sophisticates like us should not stain our lips with cursing. * Lazlo: Yay, verily. Now, let's play a nice, wholesome game of Gators and Elevators. * Raj: Oh, boy, my favorite! [Flops arms up and down like a seal] * Lazlo: Come on, Papa needs a new pair of shoes! [rolls the dice] * Clam: Oh, gators. Too bad, Lazlo, you gotta ride the gator. * Lazlo: Darn. [moves game piece to gator] * Raj: My turn! [rolls dice] Hooray! Elevators! [laughs excitedly] Up, up, up! * Lazlo: Come on, elevators, elevators, elevators. [rolls dice, sighs] Gators again. * Raj: My turn! [rolls dice] Elevators! * Lazlo: Elevators, elevators, elevators! [throws dice] Gators? * Raj: [rolls dice] El-eee-vators! [moves to elevators] Well, this is your last chance, Lazlo, or if you get gators again, you lose! * Lazlo: [gets frustrated while rolling the dice] Elevators, elevators, elevators! [dice is thrown and lands on elevators] Ha! Elevators! [dice later turn over to gators] * Raj: Gators... * Lazlo: Ah, [dolphin chirp]! [Quickly covers his mouth as he realizes his mistake] * Raj: Ooooh...! You said number 11! * Lazlo: [babbles for Raj to understand] I didn't mean... you gotta understand, Raj, I was trying... what I meant to say was... some things just slip out. You gotta understand! * Raj: Do not worry, Lazlo, I understand. [pause] SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!!! [runs out the door] Scoutmaster Lumpus! Scoutmaster Lumpus! Scoutmaster Lumpus! [starts running to Lumpus’s office] * Lazlo: [starts running after him] No, wait, Raj! [after Lazlo catches up to Raj] Raj, no, please don't tell! * Raj: But, you said "[dolphin chirp]"! [Promptly covers his mouth as he realizes his mistake] * Lazlo: Aha! Now I'm gonna tell Scoutmaster Lumpus on you! * Raj: Not if I tell first! * Lazlo: I can run faster than you! [laughs] * Raj: [riding on the back of an ice cream truck] See ya at Scoutmaster Lumpus’s office! Hahaha! [the truck turns left, away from Lumpus’s office's direction] Oh, nooooo! * Lazlo: [laughs as he barges into Lumpus’s office] Scoutmaster Lumpus, Scoutmaster Lumpus, Scoutmaster Lumpus! * Lumpus: What, what, what? * Lazlo: Raj, Raj, Raj! * Lumpus: Yes, yes, yes? * Lazlo: He said, he said, he said! * Lumpus: Out with it, kid! * Lazlo: [talking fast] Me and Raj were playing Gators and Elevators, and he was going up-up-up, and I had to ride the gator, and then we ran, and Raj, he said some things. * Lumpus: [eyes Lazlo] What kind of things? * Lazlo: Well, he said... * Lumpus: Yes? * Lazlo: Well, uh, let's just say he said a certain word that you said we shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in a list of 13 words you said shouldn't be said. * Lumpus: Uh... right, now what was that part about the, um... Who now? * Raj: [walks in door of Lumpus’s office and eats an ice cream cone, but throws away the cone] Scoutmaster Lumpus, Scoutmaster Lumpus, Scoutmaster Lumpus! [Lumpus sighs] * Raj and Lazlo: He said that word that you said we shouldn't say...! * Lazlo: ...number 13... * [They babble on about the word, as Lumpus stares on disapprovingly, until the two are just pointing at each other and yelling gibberish; Lumpus eventually grabs their lips to quiet them.] * Lumpus: Now I'm gonna let go of yer lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what youse need to tell me, understand? * Raj and Lazlo: Mmm-hmm. [Lumpus lets go of their lips, which initially deflate, then reinflate; they both point at each other again] He said "[dolphin chirp]"! * Lumpus: [gasps] Do my ears deceive me?! You two should be ashamed! Time to take out the trash. [picks Raj and Lazlo up by their shirts and carries them outside to the mess hall] You two need to be taught a lesson. I thought I made it clear: never, and I mean, never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now the both of youse wait right here. I'll be back. [walks off] * Raj: What's going to happen to us? * Lazlo: We'll probably get 40 lashes! * Raj: Oh, no! [fearfully imagines himself blinking with 40 thick eyelashes] * Lazlo: I'm sorry, Raj. Scoutmaster Lumpus was right. There's no need for words like that. * Raj: I am sorry, too, Lazlo. * Lazlo: Let's make a vow, Raj. From this day forth, a foul word shall never pass our lips! We'll be good citizens, just like good ol' Scoutmaster Lumpus. * Raj: [shakes hands with Lazlo] Agreed! * Lumpus: [returns with a ladder and several paint cans] All right, you two foul mouths. As punishment for fouling the air in my camp with your foul words, you're going to give the mess hall a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom. [jams his foot on a rock then hops on one leg] Ow, Ooh! Ow! My [dolphin chirps] foot! What [dolphin chirps] genius put a [dolphin chirps] rock in a [dolphin chirps] path?! Can't you see I got a [boat horn no. 1] foot here?! Oh! [seal bark. Continues saying a bunch of swear words, censored out by seagulls, foghorns, ship bells, etc.; at this moment, Lazlo and Raj count the swear words he uses] * Lazlo: Five, six, seven... * Lumpus: ...a whole lotta [old-style foghorn] and with a side of [dolphin chirp], a heapin' helpin' of [ship's bell] and a boatload of [boat horn no. 4] ... * Raj: Nine… * Clam: [walks up] What did Clam miss? * Lumpus: Ooh [seal bark, seagull squawk] crabbin' [foghorn] Ooh-hoo-uh! [cries in pain] * Lazlo: [cuts to Lazlo with 13 fingers] That's all 13, guys! [gasps] We're gonna tell your mom, Scoutmaster Lumpus! * Lumpus: [worried] No, please, not my mommy! [Lazlo, Clam and Raj laugh as they run to Mama Lumpus's house, with Lumpus running after them] Wait, please don't tell my mother! I don't think her little old heart can take it! * [They all arrive at Mama Lumpus's house] * Lazlo, Clam and Raj: [repeatedly banging on the door] Mama Lumpus! Mama Lumpus! * Mama Lumpus: Well, hello there! * [Lazlo, Clam, Raj & Lumpus all explain the situation at the same time, swearing numerous times as they do so] * Lazlo: Mama Lumpus, he said [dolphin chirp] and then he said [dolphin chirps] and he said [dolphin chirps] again and he said [seal barks], and then he screamed at the top of his voice [foghorn blows]! * Clam: [at the same time as the above lines were said] It was terrible. * Lazlo: And he-- * Lumpus: [at the same time as the above, angrily] Gah, they're a bunch of [horn honks] liars! * Lazlo: --Mrs. Lumpus, he didn't care! Such a stream of [seagull caws, foghorn, ship's bell]-- * Raj: [crying] It was terrible! * Lazlo: --I have ever heard in my days! * Mama Lumpus: [shocked] Oh, dear! My poor old heart. [faints] * Lumpus: [gasps] Oh, dear Mother! What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you? [takes a coin out of her pocket] You three should be ashamed! Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk! * Mama Lumpus: [wakes up] You should all be ashamed. And if you're going to speak like sailors, then you're going to work like sailors. * [Then the four are painting her house; Clam is painting the ground] * Mama Lumpus: I guess you scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade. [laughs, then stubs her foot on a rock] Yeeeoww! My [Klaxon horn] foot! * [Lazlo, Clam and Raj gasp in shock] * Lumpus: [shocked] Mother! * Mama Lumpus: What? It's Jane Doe and her car. * Jane Doe: [driving by] Hello, Bean Scouts! [honks the horn] * Lazlo, Clam, Raj, Lumpus and Mama Lumpus: [all laugh together] THE END

[@Maxi-Gonz.]

@@justinpollard2308 Dude, you moved the hole _Sailor Mouth_ script to another entirely different show… and yet it's strangely amazing. It is somehow believable that Lazlo and friends would use the _11th word_ thinking it's a fancy word, you have my respects and my amazement

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@@Maxi-Gonz. Thanks. It’s just how I roll.

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@@justinpollard2308 **GASP!!** _You said number 11!_

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@@Maxi-Gonz. Fixed!👍

[@MrRussellRemixes]

0:39 listen closer and you can actually hear an uncensored word 😧

[@morgansparents1]

Mama Krabs: you should all be ashamed! If you’re going to talk like sailors, then you have to work like sailors!

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*YOOOOWWW! ME (AWOOGA!) FOOT!*

[@amitaikatz5929]

*GASP* MOTHER!

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Made me laugh harder than I should

[@kenrickbautista6141]

This video was so 🐬 funny. 😂 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

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🐬What the Dolphin🐬