Salsa Chicken,Salad & Cheesecake - Romantic Dinner #1

[@Redfield224]

How to tell your wife you want a divorce with the power of cooking.

[@ktm196]

Daily Dose I’m done 💯💀💀

[@lilredworx7111]

That was a good one😂😂😂😂

[@nobodyishere5871]

I don’t know which is worse his intros or his cooking

[@MrTrainer1200]

Cody Webb intros for sure

[@Kimikosnoh]

Daily Dose 😂🖤

[@misterninetyseven2898]

Here are MY tips for impressing your girl with a romantic dinner: 1. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 2. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 3. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 4. Just take her to Olive Garden or something. She is gonna love ya. If you ain't smooching before the night's over, it's because you watched the Cooking with Jack show.

[@omginvalid]

LOOOOOL

[@nobodyishere5871]

MisterNinetySeven preach it brother

[@anexplode7268]

@Kelvin Tran Yeah maybe out of 100 stars.

[@jackhorvat7979]

What are you talking about? My future wife is watching this right now

[@eazye857]

Taking her to McDonald's is literally more romantic than this

[@Gggmanlives]

Jack projecting his own insecurities about how to behave when cooking for a woman is amazing.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

When is cooking with Gman

[@relevant3773]

what are u doing here man

[@ChHa-w4d]

I'm dying 😂

[@wayniac917]

Broke every rule you gave us Take her out for dessert, makes a "cheese cake" Nothing starchy, makes a potato No onions or garlic, marinated in salsa.

[@xxknicksfanxx]

🤣

[@samuelmckay8590]

this is something I'd make at 2am wasted

[@vadimpolukejev374]

Late reply but... You would be wasted and still nail it down better than he did.

[@AnthonysEpicKick]

@Vadium Polukejev 2 years later

[@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe5162]

@@vadimpolukejev374 lmaoo

[@ktm196]

Samuel Mckay I’m wasted,2am and you won my heart more than jack lol

[@DEODUBZ]

can i get a hug?

[@jones520]

"$24.81, can you believe that?" Looking at that meal? Yes.

[@kasaikemono7141]

Jesus, 2$ more and you could make an actual romantic dinner, steak on port wine jus with duchess potatoes

[@20cnVision]

Actually, that's quite a lot considering what he put on the table. I actually cannot believe he spent that much.

[@carldawkins6751]

Sanderson Chh-hicken Breasts (3): $7.39 Philadelphia Cheesecake filling: $4.48 Kiebler Pie Crust: $1.97 1 Pound of Broccolli: $1.48 Pace Medium Salsa: $2.68 Marketside Classic Iceberg Salad: $1.50 So, yeah. Just make the damn salsa and pie crust yourself. Add in the cost of the hot fudge and sour cream, and I can see $24.

[@Dell-ol6hb]

How tf did that abomination he created cost $24, my mother could make a meal for 12 people with $25 tf. I could make a meal for one with like $5.

[@itsgeegra]

@@Dell-ol6hb exactly - ya could make a huge portion of pulled pork and pico de gallo with corn tortillas for that and have change.

[@stevenrenfro5064]

Nothing says romantic like sitting with your girlfriend watching this video and laughing together.

[@unkleRucker21]

Right sometimes a good laughter is more romantic than cuddling lmfao

[@aerieljohnson1458]

I'm doing that right now lol

[@misterninetyseven2898]

❤️ that's the best date night idea I've ever seen

[@ajshdhenskaka]

Ladies please don't look away, it will help paramedics immensely if you know how you were poisoned.

[@drewofdc4636]

A microwaved green potato is the most romantic thing I have ever seen, props to you Jack 👏👏👏

[@wastedtime2300]

AndrewOfYT green potatoes are actually super dangerous to eat. Learned about it from my university professor.

[@littleangelml5145]

@@wastedtime2300 r/wooosh

[@tippymctippersonepsilon1634]

Little AngelML Not a woosh, just them building upon the original comment.

[@ThePredatorYT-kl9dr]

*Girlfriend dies due to potato poisoning*

[@zen528]

I made this for my girlfriend and she broke up with me. I can’t stop drinking.

[@HelloKitty-wm7gr]

jesus lmao i was not expecting that second sentence with this joke

[@notwithoutmyfather9855]

That's hilarious.

[@olbas2]

Don't make a heavy dinner,... makes cheesecake lmao

[@cookingwithjackshow]

+olbas2 dessert is not dinner. it's dessert. LMAO

[@DdossAttacks]

+Cooking With Jack Show Yes, but you said that you should take a girl out for dessert yet you immediately made dessert lol. It's super contradicting but do you Jack.

[@dashausdesamadeus9557]

@@cookingwithjackshow But she's gonna eat it on a *dinner* anyway

[@eazye857]

@@cookingwithjackshow this whole meals is heavy. You literally talk about not getting a big meal but here you are cooking a horrible cooked 5 course meal

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

@@cookingwithjackshow but the meal will still be heavy

[@metarotta]

cooking with jack cheesecake: - take premade crust - add premade filling you literally might as well buy a fully premade cheesecake and it would probably taste way better

[@jeremyheyman8952]

If you aint smootchin then somethings wrong

[@melancholyghost18]

I think he also used the wrong crust.

[@adrastos9464]

I made this for my wife and she said she wants “da force” I don’t know what that means but it sounds epic thank you Jack!!!!

[@woodlefoof2]

Has she been watching Star Wars?

[@yoginc]

She meant di vorce 😂

[@izaacbabowal7823]

I hope someday, in a distant future, a historian finds this channel and interprets it as an accurate representation of human cuisine during this era. Call it the 23rd century Jas Townsend

[@FRGDEC]

Touches raw chicken all over. Continues to touch various things without washing his hands.

[@misterninetyseven2898]

Like, how else would the King of Salmanella handle chicken?

[@Random_Things1001]

He's immune now

[@lileuf3625]

might as well go mcdonalds and call it a romantic dinner.

[@MsMoonDragoon]

At least at mc'ds you know the food ain't raw.

[@MattJames2211]

mcd's would be better than this

[@shamusbob7969]

That's a Level 5 Romantic Dinner, it takes skill for Jack to figure out if the people who touched his food believed in a white god with a fuzzy beard.

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

McDonalds is way better then this GARBAGE.

[@joshuarcastillo]

THIS CANT BE REAL

[@clubbasher32]

Joshua Castillo its all too real

[@misterninetyseven2898]

Look on the bright side: it's so bad it's good

[@kkk-hx4yq]

well this is life

[@ebgamesemployee8904]

"Eat before you Eat" is clearly the type of advice coming from a man that looks like a keg barrel on 2 legs.

[@adamcarson6294]

Wheelbarrow

[@ebgamesemployee8904]

@@adamcarson6294 Keg barrel

[@psychtank8681]

Lol

[@63annushka]

I actually think this is a good tip, I hate it when guys finish their meal before me.

[@Dunkaroos248]

And has had 2 stokes

[@spaceisliterallythemoststu3538]

the chicken looks like a bloody tampon

[@spaceisliterallythemoststu3538]

Yup

[@EnderTeam101]

+Dylan Simms and salad straight out of the bag

[@hamster_eater_9683]

and something i hope is cheesecake

[@bariatrlcs]

and a jacked potato

[@alalala132whyisthishandletaken]

marinating in salsa is a great idea.

[@robyngunter3337]

“Don’t give her starch-“ Potatoes are 1000000000% starch sir 😂

[@tz6706]

He’s so...stupid...

[@ROFL96OMG]

I'm a lady and I watched it because I believe everyone is entitled to enjoying a train wreck

[@jamesg7508]

"Don't wear cologne" If she's overpowered by cologne across the table.... Your need to stop putting on half a bottle. One spray.

[@StrawberryJam806]

James G I know right, that was the weirdest advice ever. I like it when guys wear cologne

[@ninam.6781]

@@StrawberryJam806 We don't know what we like. Only Jack knows what the ladies like.

[@BirdieBert_]

“Guy tip” lmao what a clown

[@ronaldinho4eva1]

I love how Jack's first tip is to automatically assume everyone has an eating disorder. I have never in my life even thought to eat before eating so that I wouldn't look like I was eating too much. It's not even a thought that has popped into my head. ever.

[@Grandmajoe123]

"nO oNiOnS!" *Proceeds to use salsa, which by the way contains onions*

[@cindyg.2418]

And garlic 😂

[@eazye857]

Well in his defence he said you could use garlic onion salt, so to be fair he was already being contradictory before that

[@Mintypine325]

And also garlic.

[@joshpollock8146]

How romantic serving her frozen pie crust, and boxed cheesecake filling

[@awesomeface265]

Keep in mind it’s not even a graham cracker crust either...

[@mahikac.977]

Pasta is like.. The ultimate date night meal. What is he on

[@theForrestGalantey]

He's a little slow and lame, behind in time idk he is very mysterious.

[@misterninetyseven2898]

Fettuccine Alfredo and a bottle of wine? That's romantic AF.

[@evaluna122]

@@panesar94p he sniffs mayo 😂

[@charlie_mario6292]

He’s ignoring the fact the purest form of love is making your s/o fresh pasta

[@Kaboomboo]

@@misterninetyseven2898 and would also cost less than $25. Decent wine can go as low as $10. Heavy cream and pasta, $5. Parmigiano regianno, the good stuff, less than $10 depending on how large the wedge is. Throw a lemon in there for some zest and a pad of butter. There ya go.

[@gcf7175]

Your not foolin anyone with guy tip #1. You just wanna eat 2 dinners. Edit: There's no woman coming over to eat. You just wanted a cheesecake.

[@stanleywigger7332]

Thanks Jack, she took the kids.

[@julieoluna8887]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raihanbagaskara3531]

Wtf

[@_soggybaklava_]

"you're gonna thank me later." Yes, thank you for the laughter

[@misterninetyseven2898]

That's the redeeming factor of Cooking with Jack and the real reason I watch his videos. He's so bad he's good

[@RISE-NOVV]

"Remember to put it in the oven first, it's not ready, it's still dough" Men: Ah ye, unga bunga, caveman almost forgot

[@scrbk2105]

this comment is still underrated

[@juliagomez6321]

@@scrbk2105 yeah

[@davidmullins1191]

2:50 “of your old enough to shave, shave” what is his audience made up of? What 10 yr olds are studying his valentine tips?

[@ZackP1]

As an ex chef for a mid-high class restaurant, I would like to ask for a life sentence for Jack, even in prison they have better looking/tasting food. 😂

[@futalovingbuttboy69]

mcdonald’s is not mid-high class

[@FGlover63]

@@futalovingbuttboy69 damn

[@vivoxy1950]

Is the salsa and excuse to not season your food properly?

[@emilyjones9301]

Apart from the 900 things wrong in this video I was also blown away by the fact that there is literally no seasoning on anything

[@alalala132whyisthishandletaken]

"don't fill her up" then gives her cheesecake "women dont care what it looks like if it tastes like cheesecake" why don't you just make her a vegan sloppy joe for valentines

[@andrewnolastname2337]

Can you imagine being married to someone who not only thinks any of this is ok, but thinks its so good he's using it to instruct other men?

[@sbrad09]

Andrew Brookes I sincerely laughed out loud, check out Broil LA, they are legit

[@andrewnolastname2337]

@@FSU-xn8em I hope you're joking. Please be joking.

[@andrewnolastname2337]

@@FSU-xn8em No of course not. I'm saying the food he is preparing has a better chance of preparing safe, sanitary, and edible food than he does.

[@spicyboi8535]

I gotta tell ya Jack, this meal worked wonders for me. Just last night I was one poor lonely soul, but now after tossin’ up this meal I’m swimming in ladies. That title is no lie folks, one bite from this and the ladies will be stuck to you like that cheesecake in your arteries. I don’t know how someone could have as much raw talent as you, and I thank you for your absolute breakthroughs in the culinary world.

[@amberravine2232]

why is everything he makes "home made" either from a jar, store-bought or from a can?

[@jacobdarby6373]

" Last thing you wanna do is fill your lady up on valentines" Speak for yourself jack

[@YAHWEH_TSIDKENU]

I SCREAMED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lachieeldridge1627]

This is better than any comedy on Netflix

[@zebrashark23]

I swear, If I ever end up on death row... I will request this as my last meal. I will look forward to the electric chair ASAP after eating it.

[@UnproductivelyFun]

My wife divorced me after I cooked this for her

[@Rocco296]

Because nothing says 'baby, you're worth it' like a $24 meal served on a paper plate.

[@acaciabinervata6084]

Implying other people have Tweety bowls

[@eazye857]

Other people don't? Great now I've got to get new plates because Jack is the only other guy who has them

[@jaimoreno8574]

The only woman who would ever think this as appetizing is Jack in a wig

[@conversefriend]

If any guy presented me that cheesecake I'd dump him right there.

[@YoungPoliRadical]

MarsBars I imagine you're probably single.

[@conversefriend]

And you'd be wrong.

[@conversefriend]

:^)

[@cookingwithjackshow]

+MarsBars Then you're probably going to have trouble finding a man, if you can't appreciate a guy for what he does and not what you get.

[@conversefriend]

Yeah having standards is going to end my relationship you're right.

[@legendaryryu283]

I tried this, I'm now single THANKS JACK

[@charlie_mario6292]

“Use a nice dish” “do not serve her a salad in the tweety bowl” *_*uses paper plates_**

[@winthropracette3785]

My guy made a “cheesecake” and didn’t even buy the right premade crust for the pie

[@CosmicWaffle26]

1:25 don't drag us all down to your level thanks ✌

[@Juanhernandez-zx7kt]

This yells divorced dad meal rather than a romantic valentines dinner.

[@LammergeierX]

If I had a girlfriend and made that for her as a "romantic dinner" I would probably not have a girlfriend anymore.

[@bibibobs]

Why, would she become your wife?

[@vitekprchal8608]

Isnt that cool that Jack has a wife, despite of his deathbringin cooking skills. But most of his comentators are sitting home alone with their hands on a standby?

[@YurinanAcquiline]

@@vitekprchal8608 "Death bringing cooking skills" I laughed so hard at this.

[@bushdid911jetfuelcantmelts4]

@@vitekprchal8608 Have you seen his wife though?

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

_probably?_

[@shamusbob7969]

>Sour cream and 5 green onions LOADED BAKED POTATO

[@bjornfollin8749]

It should really read "Fatso tip #1: Eat before you eat".

[@neal2399]

Your cooking makes me want to live off of eating paper for the rest of my life

[@ValHoshi0725]

I'd be damned if my boyfriend dared served me this on Valentines Day.

[@FlorkGnubbler]

C'mon now, don't lie. We all know you got all gooey when he pulled out the microwaved broccoli.

[@ValHoshi0725]

Yeah, I totally did right after the reveal of the chicken resembling a bloody tampon.🤢🤢

[@Kaboomboo]

​@@ValHoshi0725colossal is crazy

[@because-strudels]

As your date cuts into her cheesecake, be sure to look her in the eyes and say, "You like that? Yeah - women love cheesecake." That'll score some major points for you. LOL

[@punkydamonkey989]

to make it even more romantic serve a glass of the shittiest boxed wine you can find from a gas station store. she'll be marrying you at THAT point lol

[@THUGLOVEJEROME]

I never seen such a community come together to hate on one person😂

[@adamowens1180]

I would be ashamed to serve my girlfriend this meal. If you need to be taught how to make this meal you should just take her out to dinner. What a joke!

[@misterninetyseven2898]

Ikr, for someone that close to your heart I'd think Olive Garden would be in order instead of microwaving a potato and chunk of broccoli, burning some type of chicken, pouring salad straight out of a bag, and pouring cheesecake filling from a tub into a store crust.

[@tookanarrowtotheknee9945]

All hail the emo rock band singer Charlie

[@defeatedvegeta3122]

Not a single thing was made from scratch or seasoned

[@BigSleepyJoeCooking]

The only word I have to describe that dinner is sad

[@clubbasher32]

You’re being incredibly presumptive about what women like.

[@diamondeyes8687]

Bold of him to assume that I, a lady, wouldn't eat a whole baked potato

[@supersix-four9509]

@@jojojaykay 😂😆

[@pstanky]

Anyone here from cr1t1ikal?

[@cindyg.2418]

Yessir

[@Blue-df3zz]

Don't do that it ruins the spirit of the original video

[@TCAPRecipes]

Yes

[@u.s7072]

“The last thing you want to do is fill your lady up on Valentine’s Day” *actually.....*

[@chownful]

So you are adamant about using a nice serving plate, but yet you are serving microwaved food on the nice plate? The irony.

[@swgriffin1977]

"you're going to allow... her to put her own dressing on"

[@shamusbob7969]

He's gonna spoil that girl.

[@JBsquirrel]

They'll be allowed to vote next, god forbid!

[@synthguy7774]

8:24 why did you make another raw bag of salsa chicken as a time saving transition to shave off 3 seconds? 🤨

[@synthguy7774]

It makes sense for cooking or baking but not for mixing salsa and raw chicken. Lol.

[@Birkirrey]

Most of the ingredients are store bought. I get making live easy for yourself but come on, where's the heart?

[@eazye857]

Lol it's far away from the heart

[@acaciabinervata6084]

TAMPON CHICKEN

[@maestro-zq8gu]

aka Pollo a la Tampon

[@SaltyPeanutz]

These guy tips are something a teen would think to impress his girlfriend.

[@misterninetyseven2898]

All the teens watching this probably aren't looking for ways to impress girlfriends. They're probably watching for a good laugh.

[@burnttacoconspiracy5786]

You know, or you can make dinner and dessert _with_ your girlfriend and make a lovely date out of that...

[@Gwerty102]

“NOTHING HEAVY!” “NO GARLIC OR ONIONS” “ROMANTIC” - cheesecake, potatoes - salsa - microwaved vegetables thrown, tells us to use plastic plates I can’t believe this guy is serious lol

[@carldawkins6751]

I'm literally crying reading these comments

[@bojanglesfries]

I get that someone might be on a budget, but why is everything storebought? A romantic meal should be made of something from the heart, or at least a little homemade.

[@BrunoThePup93]

My boyfriend and I watched this together. Our only question, since we are both men, who makes the meal?

[@muhammadlee8628]

Remember the pottery scene in Ghost with Patrick Swayze? Something like that.

[@eazye857]

The one that's better at cooking would be my personal choice

[@ninam.6781]

@@eazye857 Trick question. The answer was neither.

[@laampards]

neither of you. no amount of cooking skills can fix this

[@mhc_isme]

He couldn't even manage to buy the right premade pie crust. unbelievable.

[@SinfulGamer]

This is the meal I eat when I'm so depressed I can't eat, this isn't a romantic dinner, wtf.

[@thothrax5621]

"Don't feed her starch" *Proceeds to serve potatoes, one of the starchiest foods out there*

[@aachen-lr2172]

I made this... Now I'm single and have food poisoning. At least it was under $25

[@iCraft54Games]

Who tf wears axe as a cologne 😭😭😭 This dude probably wore axe to prom 💀💀💀

[@cyeerieczar]

jacooby ramos middle schoolers in 2007

[@user-LadyD-gn3gd2qs6m]

I'd rather have the Tweety bowl with some pasta 😅

[@yumii155]

“Last thing you wanna do is to fill your lady up on valentines.” I dunno man i kinda want to

[@ABWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWA]

No dislikes on the video? Seems like a great tutorial, can't wait to try it!

[@Tony_Colorado]

I was the first! He needs to know!

[@HardestMuffin]

I kept spraying cologne on my dinner. But now that I've seen this video all my problems are solved!!! Thanks Jack!!!

[@cookingwithjackshow]

Glad to help!

[@tymanski1]

Jack, taking "guy tips" from you is like taking investment advice from a homeless guy

[@rizumuenjuru]

alternative recipe; creamy lemon and dill chicken, with lots of delicious spices marinating the chicken the night before. an arugula salad with roasted walnuts, fresh pears, aged piave cheese petals, and a delicious sweet tangy vinaigrette consisting of Dijon mustard, sugar, honey, salt n pepper, red wine vinegar, shallots, and olive oil. the broccoli and potato would be used to make medallions with added sharp cheddar and Swiss. and for dessert, a simple strawberry cheesecake with a graham cracker crust. 😋

[@MrHURRICANESANDY]

Who the hell put hot fudge on a cheesecake

[@LounoirRecords]

all you're gonna smooch at the end of the night is the toilet bowl until next week

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

I feel like he made this video and then gave the meal to a woman that was captive in his basement saying "you don't want a heavy dinner like meatloaf... truussttt mmeee".

[@endofourlives]

Hey Jack, I made this for my gf and she left me, wtf????

[@tomlloyd2603]

How do you make a cheesecake look worse with twice the amount of effort as making an actual cheesecake?

[@tired783]

This comment section has me dying of laughter

[@MrMicmac65]

You don't want to be filling your lady up on Valentine's Day 😂😂😂😂

[@PastorGatorcoot]

And if you're a dude making dinner for another dude, NO BEANS.

[@thothrax5621]

"$24.81 can you believe that?" No I really can't, I have no idea how you spent that much on that pile of garbage. For that price you could get a feast from McDonalds that would taste better and would probably still make it more likely for you to sleep with someone

[@A.GAMING1]

Thothrax poor mans 5 star meal

[@A.GAMING1]

😂

[@genr867]

my wife divorced me the night i cooked this for her

[@mrdeadly9207]

If you actually make any of this for a girl, expect a break up

[@zogu7366]

Anyone here from Cr1tikals video?

[@LammergeierX]

yee

[@boldyspicy7350]

"Remember basic hygiene to impress da ladies" "Also serve them this abomination "