Sam Hyde: Dead Man's Switches DON'T EXIST! ft. Nick Rochefort

[@RealJonzuk]

who knows epstein mightve vlogged his whole life in 4k 60fps with 32 bit float audio

[@weltschmerz88]

12.4 full DTS lossless

[@half-death8095]

With subtitles

[@beerkegaard]

He kinda did tho there were cameras everywhere on every property and had binders of DVDs with recordings

[@GAZ87YORKSHIRESALT]

Feds get the best equipment fellas.

[@irishprik]

@@GAZ87YORKSHIRESALT the jewish ones

[@TeeEllohwhydee]

Don't tell my Mother that, it's the threat of my Dead Man switch that has stopped her kicking me out of the basement of dreams.

[@23Butanedione]

Are you just referring to the fact you sleep in the basement?

[@TeeEllohwhydee]

@@23Butanedione Don't kink shame me

[@dirtpounder]

Is sleeping in the attic any better?

[@23Butanedione]

@@dirtpounder as long as it's an attic of dreams

[@2Boios]

satans layer seems comfy enough

[@monodrox]

"that was probably the funniest thing you've done on stream in a while" *just repeating "I'm Indian please fucking help me"*

[@danielmcgreger]

😂 I am Indian please fkng help me sir please help me sir I am Indian please fkng help me sir 😂

[@seansnyder2855]

Chris is gunning for Roast-Master, evidently.

[@YouTubenostalgia914]

Must've been one of those: "you had to be there" things.

[@HermessTrismegistuss]

That was fuqqing hysterical

[@revisionreader1922]

Are you Indian?

[@Wallcraft_Official]

100TB could be like a weeks worth of 200 security cameras shooting high res. I think all his deadman's switch was in that florida condo they blew up.

[@lelsewherelelsewhere9435]

Yeah I was thinking it could be video too

[@_innerscape_]

For a security expert would be a huge fail to put all the eggs, and HDD, servers, switches whatever... All in one condo sized basket.

[@LabiaLicker]

That was a fake tweet brah

[@Cult_of_Aion]

I was about to comment this, CCTV footage makes far more sense

[@oblivionfan345Tony]

Sam is kind of a Boomer sometimes. He was clearly someone who made fun of "nerds" for being into computer stuff until the time came where being good with computers is the only way peons can get ahead.

[@sjuvanet]

it is insane how after over a decade of hardcore dodging reddit, the only way to get a genuine search result is by adding "reddit" to the query. What a nightmare!

[@Burialofagod]

Omg i do the same exact thing!! i type out my question on google and then ill type “reddit” at the end. Been doing it for years

[@carlunderguarde8268]

My mom said Macafee's dead man switch was in an apartment he owned that was in that building that collapsed in Florida right after he died; she said the navy took it down with a rail gun or Nicola Tesla's earthquake machine--she's crazy af tho.

[@ColdFuse96]

I'd still believe her 💀

[@briocheman21]

id believe her

[@Wallcraft_Official]

this actually happened, the IDF "assisted in the cleanup" - look it up lmao it's whack

[@sweeppickeronig]

@@briocheman21based fellow human enjoyer - best album

[@shadowkin]

Mom is based

[@Mr_Sh1tcoin]

Sammy, don't use flash raid arrays for archives. Use 'cold' off-site copies on suitable media such as HDDs, tape or leverage cloud cheap blob storage or S3. For fooks sake do not keep archives on the same appliance and physical location as your 'hot' copy.

[@kingkarlito]

you think you're in 2004 still?

[@supamalleo64]

Windows xp baby​@@kingkarlito

[@Mr_Sh1tcoin]

@@kingkarlito 2024 you nob

[@morrisalanisette9067]

whats wrong with S3? their cold storage is really cheap

[@tq6892]

I keep all my kompromat on vhs

[@Nibtarr]

That Apartment building going boom boom in Miami was interesting

[@Eric-zv9ut]

Not really

[@SR-ti6jj]

Nick is going to be a lifetime silver 1 with that controller

[@ajapw987]

gonna get placed in negative elo on premier

[@Lazerspike]

You'd be surprised, there's some crazy dudes out their on controler

[@skeezlouiez638]

@@Lazerspike there is, he aint it. love nick and all but it'll be painful to watch

[@Exigentable]

@@Lazerspike being the best controlling using CS player is like being the fastest one legged man. It has a little novelty, sure, but I don't respect one-legged men.

[@ferrilla132]

@@Exigentable what if they lost it in a war you wouldn’t respect them ?

[@bajdooo]

ate 3 burgers today and some chicken tenders it was pretty good

[@rigrimo5000]

Aint that swell

[@Lordcabber1]

Yeah? Was it pretty good? How do you think I feel right now buddy?

[@USERWASBANNED]

you would be ripped if you could do a single pushup after that

[@XanVicious]

@@USERWASBANNEDmy mom says I’m ripped so… checkmate atheist.

[@sean640]

You son of a bitch. Better know it's time to grab your Articrocrat Commander deck, like the Vampire typal deck from Lost Caverns of Ixalan.

[@MonarchLMC]

This is funnier when you realise that Sam appeared on the same podcast as John McAffee before he died

[@garibaldi4971]

You talking about MSSP?

[@GrrillaFinger]

His memory lives through the dawgs

[@dakotafawson1223]

they were also both on Forehead Fables podcast

[@kingkarlito]

so funnier, sam really attracts smart fans

[@MonarchLMC]

@@kingkarlito your anime playlist is funnier tbh

[@Sprite_525]

19:09 Nick reacting to a videogame: “how tf do people like this?” Sam trying to pretend like he doesn’t know: “right I UNDERSTAND.. i UNDERSTAND..”

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

Everyone is talking about the Miami condo which makes sense in relation to John's server. But how about that RV in Tennessee that blew up during Christmas a year or so back? Remember the block it blew up? The old AT&T building that the NSA converted into a data collection center. That was pretty interesting and forgotten by everyone. Pretty sure it was around the same time as those mysterious people that sh0t up that power station in North Cackalacky

[@kyjortin_gaming]

I remember how it knocked out the phone/internet service in like 3-5 states around the area

[@MrShock8]

If you listen to the disembodied warning voice on those nashville vids backwards, it says Have a very merry Christmas. Super creepy

[@jaredwilliams2357]

And that whoever was competent enough to rig all this up and not get caught was a solo 5g schitzo who blew himself up in the RV supposedly

[@wrog-ie2dk]

Oh boy I wonder how old this pgl recording is. Surely it''s at least from 2024, right guys??

[@avtist5639]

fabulously optimistic

[@Penderghast21]

The closest thing I can think of to a dead man switch is a scheduled email that you have to constantly remember to push back

[@time4410]

HDDs dont work by putting physical grooves into the disk. they work by flipping the magnetic polarity in tiny regions on the disk which get encoded as either a 1 or a 0 for North or South. this is what allows your to read/write as well as rewrite, if HDDs used phyisical grooves then they could only be written once.

[@greenbassboosts8872]

This is also why RF EMF type shit will slowly rot the data on powered down disks

[@gameonyolo1]

Can't cd's be written on multiple times? Or is it just thick enough for like 4 writes

[@fanaticist]

​@@gameonyolo1cd-rw I think could be added to. cd-r you could only do 1 write.

[@PanicGiraffe]

The strain of the charges warps the physical surface. So yes it is basically a series of grooves.

[@Mr_Sh1tcoin]

A deadman's switch does exist. My uncle put one in play just before he died, and the runbook was in a brown envelope which he said to open once he died.

[@buddhaspriest]

Why don't you help him out and say what was in it?

[@LarsLarsen77]

Just put it in 10 envelopes, give it to 10 people and say "if I die, send this to the associated press"

[@pearz420]

All the deadman's switches are made in China, so hit-or-miss if they even work.

[@techelitesareadisease8816]

@@LarsLarsen77 the problem is you need extremely loyal people that you can trust to not open it before hand and just reveal it anyways. I doubt McAfee had literally any people loyal to him. Even his last wife was a prostitute.

[@swettyspaghtti]

@@LarsLarsen77 you would be exposed INSTANTLY .

[@heckedge]

nick talking about playing counter strike is so awesome

[@DunmeriDrain]

Him talking about setting up an XBox controller for CS 2 is the most based thing Ive heard today.

[@jasonjason891]

one of us

[@mayorpufnstuf4470]

Sam sometimed has no fucking idea what he is talking about but he says it in a manner that Nick finds it convincing. This is one of those times.

[@blunderless]

someone once said his whole schtick is creating a cynical, contrarian, take, then defending that same opinion that he didn't have 5 seconds ago probably the most accurate take i've heard on him yet

[@themodfather9382]

​@@notillatall HGH doesn't make your brain bigger, just makes your skull thicker

[@GenericProtagonist7]

That building definitely fell down on it's own, totally.

[@Pow_FIsh]

yup and all the rubble disappeared magically (this literally happened).

[@SorrowHead]

Towards the end felt like Sam was explaining his hobbies and troubleshooting PC problems for a grandpa. Seriously thou i hope Nick plays a bunch of new games like DOOM and cyberpunk, gonna blow his fucking mind for sure. 🤣

[@cloudburstdrones]

What is a good DOOM to start for someone new to the series?

[@marsoblivi0n945]

@@cloudburstdronesany of them. Original would be best. Want a new doom play 2016 Doom. Best mix of old and new doom.

[@StreetLight099]

Doom is so overrated I don’t understand why anyone enjoys that shit. Mindless point and shoot game like you’d find in an arcade

[@gumter.]

come to Jesus Christ☦

[@peter_darkkk]

I'm coming to Jesus Christ 😈

[@Will-uv9kx]

Jew on a stick????

[@gramgram11]

​@@Will-uv9kx Cornball. Low life form.

[@heckedge]

the king of the jews?

[@foxdiemmxx]

It’s not your place in this world to bring people to the light. It’s our own destinies to discover.

[@EarthWalkerOne]

we used to record 8-10TB of video per day between 2 cameras 15 years ago... A house wired with multiple cameras per room could easily produce petabytes... I don't hold stock in any deadman's triggers or even consider them as strategically viable for anything other than posthumous self-incrimination, but it's beyond naïve to think that 20-200TB is an unrealistic amount of data.

[@the.real.roxxo.]

The 1 and 0 actually are more like I’s and O’s. They signify either open (O) or closed (I - on) circuits. Just visualize what a circuit diagram looks like, the whole thing is compromised of these types of designations

[@mystriddlery]

In my CS class my teacher explained that HDD's are sold using base 10 to calculate their storage capacity, but computers use base 2 (binary) and the difference is enough to throw off the numbers. Its still dumb that the people who sell hard drives havent figured out they should account for that.

[@smoshenjoyer34]

they do it so they can steal your money

[@ETHANR26]

but how do you smoke mid idiot. cs class my ass

[@funnycat4241]

mcafee is alive in Texas

[@kevinrhea7332]

Asking for a friend does he eat ass good

[@blunderless]

exactly, he had too much shit on a lot of people. they couldn't risk it being leaked, so they made him disappear to live a normal life in texas, not being persued by govt officials.

[@2handedswordenjoyer]

i saw him at the bars in Laredo a few months ago

[@SDLXVI]

He sends me morse code through the frequency of his anti malware popups

[@Uncle_Dave_Dave]

he is infact most likely alive, and simply used the intrigue and mystery surrounding his image to pull the mother of all exit scams

[@Pow_FIsh]

the Miami condo collapse is apparently where his server was, it was destroyed with a DEW (same weapon used on 911 and OKC).

[@dr.fillyblunt7505]

Shalom rabbi

[@Mattened]

jewdy wood shill confirmed

[@Pow_FIsh]

@@Mattened Judy Wood is Irish.

[@Uncle_Dave_Dave]

@@Mattened what does anything he's saying have even remotely anything to do with judaism or chabad? just because shelldon adelson owns 60% of the casinos in las vegas doesn't mean they have the ability to control the CIA.

[@JS-ol4dx]

​@@Uncle_Dave_DaveIDF was on scene at the condo collapse immediately

[@lelsewherelelsewhere9435]

HDD have magnetic tracks, so more like a cassette tape into a disc, but on metal, and just full north or south, not fractionally north or south (since it's digital).

[@cloudburstdrones]

I am going to change careers and learn to be an electrician

[@thetaxikab604]

I wanna see nick play cs2 on a controller

[@TheOtherFagola]

I wanna see his pitch stance and the controller chronographed.

[@LoremasterGoddess]

"80 views 2 minutes, man fell off." icucks or somethin

[@Ivanderschrecklicke]

It’s just a new zoom zoom joke

[@kingkarlito]

what's it like spending every day of your life obsessing over someone like this?

[@supamalleo64]

​@@kingkarlitobro y u attacking random ppl😂😂😂😂

[@nothingforyouhere418]

​"what it feels like to chew 5 gum"

[@skitz0phrenic]

In the food court drinking water to this rn

[@giantslug6969]

IDF was on the scene of the condo collapse in Miami. It was the building McAfee had a residence in. Golan Vach is the IDF commander that was there.

[@x-xPhobia]

He was talking to multiple intelligence agencies at that point.

[@x-xPhobia]

So they're going to send a very prominent guy in the Israeli military to over see a confidential mossad demolition of a condo. Not to mention there is no way he wouldn't have backed up the files. What was he going to reveal about Israel? Lmfao. Can one person who is tech literate make it make any sense.

[@jaredwilliams2357]

Sauce?

[@Slow-Biden9]

13:00 yes it's 0 and 1 that's what the on/off switch is referring to

[@Tri2p]

nick getting addicted to cs2 would be the most unexpected funny arc.

[@bingbongwahoo-ov1ip]

platter hard drives don't have grooves in them, they have tiny little spots that are magnetized or not, that's your 1s and 0s. The platter spins so fast that the read head floats on a cushion of air.

[@T-roccBABY]

It should be obligatory that any time there's a semblance of conspiracy etc talk, Charlz gotta be there

[@trent347]

Multiple cameras running 24/7 for decades. You're safely into the petabytes kids.

[@Beansteak]

the 1 and 0 graphic Sam is looking for is on a "rocker switch"

[@thisandablunt]

Nick playing CS is amazing to hear

[@sjuvanet]

With an XBOX CONTROLLER

[@Null_Experis]

If you want archival data, you want to use archival media. magnetic media can be erased by EM fields, so that's tape and hdd out. flash media is unrecoverable if the controller is damaged, and is subject to bit flipping over time. It takes less than 5 years for it to corrupt. consumer CD/DVD/BR writable are all heat-sensitive dyes encased in plastic that is lost if the metallic layer is exposed to oxygen or heat. The only somewhat viable medium are M-Discs. They look like Blu-Ray discs, but they use sheets of inorganic mineral that the burners actually permanently burn away to make raw bits. They're not susceptible to heat damage, and you can read the data with a microscope one bit at a time, even if it's horribly damaged.

[@2Boios]

nick talking about games is like me talking about building houses lol

[@BirthdayFreak67]

I have a Dead Man's Trigger. Just replace T with N and check the hole in my back yard.

[@rehmsmeyer]

CEO of Based Department

[@Shyng101]

What about the R in trigger?

[@BirthdayFreak67]

@@Shyng101 Very Hard.

[@droideca88]

Who's the dead man

[@turnermd1302]

Im a bit slow can you explain

[@Knee_Boy64]

Saints Row has always been the Spencer's Gifts version of GTA, imo.

[@MATTE.U.K]

Damn i thought i was the only one that put reddit after a question on google to get a real answer

[@eclipsez0r]

Flash memory can lose the data if it doesn't receive power for an extended period of time

[@montega.]

are you kidding?

[@davem2033]

It was in the building in surfside that blew up when mcafee died

[@commentaccount7880]

mcafee would be spinning and shitting in his grave

[@codyduncan5414]

McAfee ain't dead

[@cowboycurtis4944]

Based Sam playing the OG Fallout

[@SB7G4]

sir help me sir I am indian

[@JohnBlackMD]

Tell that to the people in that condo that collapsed in Lauderdale

[@theeskimobro8146]

Did Nick really say he's playing CS2 with a Xbox controller? lmao

[@grimsolace4433]

3:43 lol the word your looking for is “solid” drive, meaning it has no moving parts compared to a disk drive. Which has a moving disk and tend to be much louder and slower in reading and writing speeds. M4s are a smaller in size solid state.

[@MS-gu2ux]

Nick asking Sam, “have you ever gone shooting?” knowing full well about his crimes is sickening. They know he got away with it and are basically just mocking the victims at this point.

[@ericmcdonald9803]

*Mogging the victims*

[@slappy8941]

And he just keeps getting away with it!

[@AntonLovey]

Images, video, encrypted files, etc take up a lot more storage space compared to something like a Microsoft word document

[@ZYZZinVR]

the only dead man switch that works is already the plot of lost

[@chewymoviereviews4970]

Isaac Kappy's Dead Man's Switch seemed real

[@MKULTRAVOLUNTEER1984]

Wonderful broadcast thank you for sharing.

[@FumJum-GumYum]

We leading people astray with this one 💪

[@jasonlee186]

Half-Life 2 Deathmatch was complete madness back in the day. Some of the most chaotic fun I’ve had in an FPS.

[@DavidKFZ]

A gun range stream would be good fellas

[@JordanJihad]

Nick plays CS with a controller?? What a savage.

[@slimjim9438]

Nick "I don't understand how counterstrike isnt like modern warfare" YOU'RE PLAYING A PC GAME WITH AN XBOX CONTROLLER BROTHER

[@southerndurden7618]

Normiecons love chasing rabbits like that around the track.

[@realBarronTrump]

Indians RULE!!

[@MMAVoodoo]

Good morning! ☀️

[@Hobbes9]

Hello sir

[@WhiskeyMood-]

When he said jock Halo guy I really felt that

[@gregfix3333]

regular grip guy lmfao

[@coinholio470]

Pretty impressed Sam knew what a Raid60 is

[@AWESTENT]

Notebooks are where it's at it called solor soul printing 1trill trigabites

[@havelpants5248]

Pride in intellect is the highest sin for a reason. It leads you to destroy yourself by many different means at once. Destroying your mind with drugs because you're "smart enough to dose it right". Underestimate everyone else leading to difficulties discerning friends from enemies etc etc.

[@Lenn869]

l´chaim!

[@Papagiorgio153]

Elon Musk impression was on point 🤣

[@nothanks9503]

Bru, they’re makin fun uh me bru!

[@iavv334]

"hollywood professional" usually just means someone who doesn't give a shit about the project and is just going through the motions to make a finished product.

[@rickevans7941]

Nerd alert: HDDs store the data on spinning metal platters, yes, but it's not phyical "cuts" like a vinyl record. Sandwiched underneath the coated metal alloy layers we see on the surface is a ~100 nanometer thin "magnetic functional layer" that is charged/discharged by the read/write head. The surface is just basically insulation. A cassette tape is a closer analogy to how the data gets stored. Honestly, it's wild amazing shit when you think about it.

[@PatsRule1224]

Yeah, sam hyde's comedy empire totally needs 360 TB for storage. Must be all that footage that was missing from the fishtank episodes

[@jonvia]

Secretly recording politicians is a SAG union job. Sounds promising.

[@Sheckle_Steinstein]

The only way I've ever seen a proper deadman "switch" was in the Book 13 Reasons Why. The lady that it revolved around said she had intimate details of horrible things of people that wronged her and would have someone release the information if they didn't go through with her instructions. The switch is literally just a person manually releasing the information. Something tells me he didn't have someone like that.

[@Skrenja]

Counter Strike on a controller? Enjoy never getting a single kill ever. 🤣

[@Jay240-o4u]

sams gonna play cyberpunk 2077? hell yea

[@gustawbobowski1333]

He's playing CS2 with a controller?? Ultimate SНITTER mindset

[@Morocco_Mo]

0 and 1 means open or closed circuit.

[@MadMax2069.]

I never see your videos uploaded on my subscriptions UNLESS you make a post about it. I only get notified if Nick is doing SCUFFED REALTOR so make more posts.

[@greenrots]

Complete coincidence, of course, but the IDF were all over the demolition site of his condo to 'help out' with the cleanup. 😐

[@Uncle_Dave_Dave]

Mcafee is himself a fed, and still alive. The CIA definitely wants you to believe Isreal and Judaism control fiat currency, and good job falling for the lie lmao. (or rather potentially good job getting paid to spread disinfo)

[@calebblack1420]

This has me super curious if Sam allowed the spirit of John McAffee possess him to acquire money and power

[@Joepage69]

The dead man's trigger Perk requires over a nine intelligence

[@garymericano]

Did you say that Counter-Strike was originally a Source mod? Please, n00b, i was playing Half-Life: Counter-Strike 1.6 for 4 years before Counter-Strike: Source was released and as most 1337 CAL competitive players (a very exclusive club of barely 700,000 players, lol) I didn't switch to Source until right before Global Offensive came out!

[@Nei982]

Swear to god I’ve seen this before and I don’t even pay for MDE

[@SaraBishop-wo8zr]

You guys need to check out Escape from Tarkov...and for Sam check out SPT it turns into a single player game it's a mod

[@DelmiraVesna]

When is WP2 coming? 😭❤️‍🔥

[@INoticed_XIV]

I want to watch them play left 4 dead

[@cdasteez]

X views in Y minutes? Yall fell off

[@StevenOyston]

Once again, sam is talking about the studf he has absolutely zero idea about.

[@deebo5474]

Why are they just watching cod clips on a podcast

[@abrunosON]

You only take out someone like McAfee after the switch is already compromised.

[@limppeacesign]

nick playing cs with a controller is nuts

[@SlyElliot]

Nick really wants to hang out rn

[@eudaemxnia2481]

I still think the McAfee dead drop was real. He made a tweet about where roughly it would come from and an entire apartment building in that area collapsed randomly one day.

[@Jumpinjalepenos]

I’ve been on a cs2 binge and man I missed playing an fps that doesn’t hold your hand the entire time

[@lasciviouspaine]

Sam talks about Fallout like my dad talks about Civ V