Sam Hyde Helps A Suicidal Fan, The Autistic INCEL's Mind & Anger Issues! (with Nick Rochefort)

Sam Hyde on PGL Perfect Guy Life with Nick Rochefort are reading letters from two young men looking for self help advice; one is suicidal and the other one is an Autistic Incel with anger problems. Sam and Nick try to help both of these troubled young men.
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[@SuperMooshrooms]

>Fan is suicidal >Redirects them to reddit lamo

[@Thomas_Angelo]

laom

[@Lam6da98]

That's worse than just committing suicide at that point

[@smoko7113]

Llimol

[@jalcomics]

Shalom, shalom.

[@sativacation]

Llamas! 🦙

[@stevendouglas3781]

The main cure for depression is to be around good ppl without it. The tricky part is to find those people before you’ve wallowed so hard that they don’t want to be around you.

[@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho]

At least write down all the reasons you did it first

[@SH-lb1nu]

Purpose cures depression. As well it's amazing how well telling yourself to stop being a pussy works too

[@humanmodeproductions]

Eh. I’ve been taken pity on by good people without depression at the peak of my self loathing wallowing. You of course need to decide you’re worth living and contributing but THAT IS the battle - people treat it like it’s incidental, like “Oh I’m a video game fan and I really want to date a girl with brown hair and freckles, and I’m trying to get a degree in hotel management, and, oh yeah, I’m suicidal” but you have to treat the suicidal impulses as if it’s an addiction, as if it’s the central part of who you are. At the stage where you’re thinking of dying, the depression HAS overtaken the other you. It’s an existential, biological, psychological war that’s central to life. Fight it like a war. You are a soldier. The depression is your mortal enemy.

[@stevendouglas3781]

@@humanmodeproductions well I’m not talking about pity. That’s the last thing depressed people need, that feeds it. I’m just talking about being around normal people in a normal routine. Whose frame of mind doesn’t include things like depression. Who treat you like you’re like them. Maybe it’s not a panacea, but it absolutely helps before the thoughts become overwhelming. You don’t want to listen to how depressed people view the world. It’s contagious.

[@Komvarische]

Too late.

[@snowfall1221]

I’m being dead serious I’ve never seen someone sad at a natural swimming hole

[@johnmarkreddick8496]

Let me tell you about this one time a guy drowned…

[@jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517]

@@johnmarkreddick8496now that’s a good one man 😂

[@Jay-kk3dv]

Or wearing wool socks

[@MetalMugger]

In a hot spring 🥵

[@Slay_No_More]

I would be, shit spooks me out bro.

[@P.Aether]

Imagine Master Chief sleeping on the USS Liberty with wool socks, while Arthur Morgan never forgets the men

[@fungi6568]

Imagine Morgan Freeman

[@HazeLmao]

also Halo: revturn to evropa

[@jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517]

Imagine all the people living for today -The Beatles Epic sauce man love it

[@AckzaTV]

I fell asleep on the use midway in the bunkbeds and the tour groups thought I was a mannequin and when I got up they screamed lol and then a Fudd asked me to not sleep on the bunk beds altho they shoulda had a lil string on them or something because I mean my grandpa's tax money paid for that damn thing

[@sporter527]

...what?

[@zjegauoebatozi]

HELP ME PLEASE IM INDIAN

[@someguydoingtheinternetgood]

MY BOYFRIEND WONT STOP INVITING OTHER INDIAN MEN OVER TO EAT CEREAL OUT OF MY ASSSSSSSSSS

[@MetalMugger]

NO NO SRI LANKA NUMBA ONE

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

cannot be redeemed saar

[@tjk355]

Have a tasty Lamb Dhansak with a Saag Bhajj side then sleep on it.

[@anthonylambert404]

Look at bobs. Bobs will help. Only bobs.

[@jonnyvelocity]

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.

[@winstonsmith8482]

is the pepsi a metaphor for something?

[@RayonConmar]

​@@winstonsmith8482 Suicidal Tendencies song - Institutionalized

[@mediokay]

JUST a FUCKING PEPI!!!!

[@frwystr]

@@mediokaypepi

[@buckaroobonsaitree7488]

Better advice than 100 percent of "Mental health "Professionals" "

[@jhndyt]

Been going to mental health professionals for 3 years and some of these guys have 70 iq

[@Puss1man]

@@jhndyt yours is lower for even going to these places

[@VNS33-916]

100% testosterone and Vitamin D . Changed my life . Sunlight even tanning beds will produce sufficient results.

[@xacolima8892]

I'm a gay burglar low on vitamin D...now fill in the blank!!!

[@X8X8X6X4X]

Natural is the only way

[@bug9193]

Yeah you get UV rays but no vitamins…

[@koalamama2]

Just check to make sure they use UVB bulbs. A lot of places only use UVA. I only found one chain that includes UVB in my city.

[@winstonsmith8482]

Yeah... but what if in addition to lacking testosterone and vit D, your life is also completely F'd

[@MrMeattball]

The absolute pan in the face it must feel to go to your online idols and have them play out a comedy skit about you being pathetic on a date has to be a wake up call lmao

[@matturner6890]

A KLANGG heard round the world

[@ChuckSneed_]

You would think so but a lot of these guys never learn, everything is always someone else’s fault.

[@SafariFerrari]

Helping Randoms like this has got to be one of the few things Sam actually enjoys about his job I think. rewarding.

[@dbblues.9168]

Vitamin D and Testosterone are important, and also get your Thyroid checked. Due to modern diets, many people have hypothyroidism ( under active thyroid) and dont even know it. A slow thyroid will mess with your mental and physical well-being.

[@NickFish117]

This ^ Just get your bloodwork done and ask your doctor what's up. Also vitamin D is fucking magic, my mom used to make me take it and I didn't realize at the time how important that is. There are very simple solution's to the "I want to die" mindset.

[@soicybunny]

absolutely. always get hormones and iron looked at. thyroid problems can cause depression and adhd symptoms to people who have never struggled or suffered from either

[@zenzeb]

fact checked by real peatarians

[@cowboy_henk]

Egg slonker detected

[@Lumbago2]

What is up with the average diets that cause this thyroid problem? I’d assume it’s not getting enough of a certain vitamin or mineral or maybe getting too much of a certain vitamin or mineral. Do you know?

[@blvdes]

r/suicidewatch has unironically helped sort of talk me out of suicidal thoughts. I see/hear the stories from people who have it significantly worse than I can ever imagine, and I sort of realize "if this random stranger got through all THAT before considering it, how lame would it be for me to do it over menial shit"

[@ZoneTheory73]

That's truly wise.

[@Newlolz989]

Bro, setting up a planted freshwater aquarium is awesome. Don't do saltwater to start. There are awesome systems and taking care of fish is so peaceful and it honestly saved my life. Look up the aquarium hobby. Get a nice tank. Don't get those colored rocks. They will kill your fish. Use aquarium sand, black lava sand, or saltwater dry sand. The aquarium hobby is awesome. Ohio fish rescue guys have a cool facility to check out online. Converted a pool into a predator pond. If you stay at home a lot. Get an aquarium. Make something beautiful 😍

[@MattyP650]

Happy to see this comment. Planted tanks saved me too and now I run a planted tank shop. Hope to open my own soon. Couldn’t recommend the hobby enough.

[@bobbybigballs4038]

I thought this was a copypasta

[@PlebiteBaller]

bruh.... that's the most random advice for depression/self-help ever.... aquarium... maybe 5% of all people would find that rewarding and I'm being generous.... most people probably just need to find a job that they don't hate going to. What you do in your spare time can be whatever...

[@EinBisschenTrolling]

Based and Aquarium-Pilled. I had a pet crayfish for a few years. He was like a son to me.

[@loftfive-p9k]

I spent months hunting down rare moss and micro fish and rare shrimp and had a pretty epic photo worthy tank like 95% completed before one of my best friends backstabbed me and the resulting drama cause it to all die off

[@lain6889]

Very true, I get suicidal and scary thoughts whenever I'm sleep deprived without realizing that it's the sleep deprivation.

[@WhiskeyMood-]

Master Chief once said Arthur Morgan is epic Real respects real

[@Teddyhonest246]

Respect. Never give up the bit

[@WhiskeyMood-]

@@Teddyhonest246 we never will

[@gregfix3333]

Lack of sleep is like a machine that produces depression. If you’re sleeping like 1-5 hours a day and depressed af, seriously that’s like 50% of it

[@Sqweeps]

i love when Sam gets genuine. dude has good perspectives

[@locbabyy619]

The medicine he’s talking about is called caplyta, it was originally for schizophrenia, but works very well with bipolar depression

[@StevenJoseph-ob6ru]

Or Auvelity.

[@freddieoblivion6122]

Ever see cuckoo's nest? That scene where Christopher Lloyd is telling that nerd Harding "play the gaaame, Harding!" and harding's losing his mind with anger?? Thats a great microcosm.

[@westy229]

one of the best movies

[@aasdgnxcv4504]

"The Christian god that shaped western art, music, literature, philosophy, legal systems, and moral principles....? Meh, I'll email Sam Hyde."

[@ZoneTheory73]

The spirit seems to have left religion

[@jhonviel7381]

Would love to see a church filled with brooding loners instead of old Mexican ladies. Lol

[@Yotimetowakeup]

Hey man Im just asking to make sure I'm not tripping but did you see how in the UK they are going to change the name of the Church to something else. And replace prayer and Bible studies with nature walks?

[@ALForb]

This son of a dad is suffering from some form of dunning-kruger. He convinces himself everyone's the same because he lacks the ability to discern between them. Whenever someone talks as if they have this grand understanding and everyone else lacks this insight, I assume that person is not very smart. Sam's best advice here is sunlight.

[@Iplaynfs1]

wake up, pour some irish cream in your coffee

[@bug9193]

I agree, it’s usually the people who think they’re smarter than everyone who are usually the most clueless. Only a dumb person would assume everyone else is stupid.

[@Max-zv8hm]

@@bug9193sam’s audience is low iq.

[@shakinbottles]

​@@bug9193 have you talked to people? They are all worthless😂

[@maymayman0]

Facts. Its accentuated when someone only interacts with others on the internet

[@UnLiMiTEDrX]

ITS NOT A PHASE DAD

[@zweihander7309]

Less then 8 hours of good deep sleep every night really F's you up too, I had 6 hours or less sleep for years during high-school and college and recently I've been getting about 7 to 8 hours atleast half the nights in a week and I've noticed huge differences in mental and physical health/energy. Good sleep is such a game changer for mental health. You think you can "get away" with a few less hours or a couple all night stoner gaming sessions but it's when you start getting real good sleep you realise how much bad sleep was messing you up. Literally every other challenging aspect of life gets easier when you have had good sleep. I thought I was insomniac because I was young and stupid and easily convinced but really I was doing it to myself and had the power to change my bad habits and start getting my sleep cycle in check and now that I have started to get good sleep it's changing me for the better big time and cannot be understated. Makes me really feel for real insomniacs who have tried like me to get their sleep in check but genuinely can't, I realised I have the power to use my willpower to get my sleep in check and it works, but for actual insomniacs they have to go through bad sleep consequences with no way out and I really feel for them.

[@NGCS-ej4lz]

Nick went to business school, where the hell did he learn so much about interior design, fashion, fragrances, antiques so on etc. God damn French and their great taste for no reason. 🐩

[@TheMooper27]

He grew up very rich.

[@brianlewis1372]

The arguing with the parents thing is huge. Very well said.

[@ziggytheassassin5835]

It can not be understated how irrational the human mind can be while thinking its rational with these things. I worked a pretty mind-numbing job for a few years and noticed that i would be thinking about suicide or thinking super optimistic for the future, depending on my mood. Sometimes, i even notice a switch on the same day. I can rationalise both views. I notice my brain usually goes more positive after having a workout earlier that day. Your subconscious really decides these things while your conscious is justifying wherever it goes. And lifestyle influences your subconscious.

[@tongpoo8985]

exactly. it's hard to connect the mental with the physiological, especially when you're not aware of the association. I think this is one of the main realizations that helps get people out of that early-mid 20s funk.

[@SpencerLemay]

I notice I become horribly nihilistic when I am nauseous or about to faint from lack of oxygen to my brain.

[@figbat6363]

I'm suicidal honestly and was pretty close to ending it. I'm 32 years old and sometimes I think I'm on the spectrum but scientifically my T levels could be compromised right now considering my fentanyl habit. I go to work every day I'm a God fearing tax paying American but this drug habit is just killing my t levels. I can smoke weed and drink alcohol socially and still go to gym every and improve my self everyday. I'm so close to kicking the habit sam. I hope you know there is a group of fans you really do help and I'm one of them

[@SeanHH1986]

i think theres a vicious cycle where people assume most people never have a "whats the point/is it worth it" thought and assume their experience is wholly different from most people. i dont know if i believe "things happen for a reason" but im like sams age and ive learned good things can randomly happen like bad things can randomly happen. recently started a new career and my pay isnt up to par, yet ive also had to find a new apartment. it took a while, it was starting to get hopeless, and because i put in the effort to really dig into listings and project my needs i found a place essentially perfect for me. i was getting pretty down about it. the whole networking thing is real, and all networking means is effort in social endeavors when you boil it down. some would say it wasnt random, i spent alot of effort trying to find a place, but i guess my point is sometimes you gotta WAIT bro. its not the end of the world.

[@EdwardAppleby-xk1yq]

Dude what? I literally have the word T E S T O S T E R O N E spray painted in my bed room with a picture of Nick under it... have I been had?

[@str3tch444]

You have to seek the good that really does exist in things (sometimes), and not get bogged down by the negative. Don't need to lie to yourself about the negative, just don't focus on it and let it drown you.

[@SnowyKnowl]

Exactly, take the good with the bad, like the chinese little black and white circle bs

[@NickFish117]

This is so real. I'm glad Sam can be serious about something as important as shelf harm. EDIT: vitamin D, Bloodwork, T levels, exercise. Then you can start to fuck with pills, but talk to at least 2 doctors first.

[@рубироидс]

So now hes serious sam

[@jdog_7599]

Forgot to mention that focusing on your problems makes you depressed. Yes, you have to focus on them somewhat to fix them, but if that's most of your day, you will feel very bad. Look up the "how therapy hurts" lady on Rogan/Peterson. Doing thing and foxus your mind on helping others will feel very good and give you a different perspective on life

[@robbyrobot3303]

Therapy is such a crazy grift. It may help in specific situations where the therapist actually has the same life experience like in AA, but the idea of going to general therapist always seemed so unhelpful to me. I once heard a Catholic guy say it was the perversion of the confessional. Instead of admitting fault and vowing to improve, they seemingly just shift blame to parents or society and endlessly litigate the problems

[@bbyponk]

that first minute was really solid but simply put

[@stunna2305]

That acting dialogue at end of the video is so true.

[@The_Real_Meme_Lord_]

Arguably the best advice I’ve ever heard Sam give.

[@visionforetold4568]

Concealing your power level is actually fire advice.

[@GorillaDonkeyFishSB]

I think he’ll also enjoy being an electrician; something you can excel and try to be the best at that isn’t just a hobby, where people can see the value and seriousness of your character. One of the best decisions I ever made. If you’re depressed just set a goal hang in there, be better.

[@HOWBAZARY]

Seek after Jesus Christ. Living for the Lord and others brought me out of deep depression and self-loathing. Get rid of your TVs, get off social media, get outside. Read books and eat as healthy as you can afford. Exercise daily. Bare your daily cross and be ready to be hated. Suicide is never the answer. Praise GOD that He called me out of this world.

[@KEPSAGAMER]

Based and christ pilled. God loves you and Jesus is waiting to help younout of anything you are going through. I've been here and have been ready to end it all, but Jesus was a light in the darkness. Seek him and you will he saved.

[@chilliLRK]

@@KEPSAGAMERI need to be shaved tho.. will he shave me?

[@TheThreatActor]

​@@chilliLRK I will shave your head, FOR FREE!!

[@turnermd1302]

If you need to ditch technology and find christ to be a normal functional person you might wanna check into a psych ward

[@silliousbillington]

Really bad advice man thanks!

[@AlexZeBeast]

Just stay alive while you make incremental changes. Stay alive for as long as you can. Move in a direction you want.

[@crapconnoisseur6691]

Just always be drunk, kids

[@messagefamilystyled1101]

Try every other option instead of suicide. Unless being gay is the only option u have to not be miserable might as well just end it then

[@figbat6363]

Prayers to Sam hydes mother

[@Kaji_95]

Help me, I’m gay

[@Stevie-J]

Help me, I have so many hot dogs. How can I possibly eat all these hot dogs? 😟🌭

[@tongpoo8985]

just bang women

[@sorenika]

electric shock therapy

[@davespergman1742]

Work makes freedom from negative thoughts

[@ChrisF-jt1qf]

It's so sad that everyone's T levels are wrecked by all the chemicals

[@SibutramineT]

take a stimulant, and the illegal ones. the ones they made illegal are the therapeutic good ones

[@DaRkShadOwxXx14]

There's a reason raw butter is illegal. Combined with 3-meo-PCP and raw beef liver = golden

[@DaRkShadOwxXx14]

Stimulants are for housewives or goy cattle

[@mintdigggity]

Get a hobby & get good at it. Life changing fr fr

[@ryang4059]

The 4 quadrants of mental health: Testosterone Vitamin D Cigarettes Mirano Art Glass

[@nute7442]

this episode is one of the funniest ive seen in a while and with some of the best advice

[@metrodroid]

If you’re suicidal, just buy stuff they said.

[@zhernandoz43]

masterchef forest gooning HELP

[@xWORLDxCHAMPIONx]

Hobbies are everything.

[@xWORLDxCHAMPIONx]

@Slawsers loving your hobbies gives you a sense of fulfillment and helps you love yourself! Loving yourself will make others love you!

[@xWORLDxCHAMPIONx]

@Slawsers man I’m addicted to racing 1/10 scale RC cars lol off-road and oval, there’s like 7 tracks within 2 or 3 hours of my place. I’ve made so many friends doing it, it’s like a family! We travel all over the region running in points series and big races! Largest I’ve been to so far was had 329 entries. Ended up pulling a second place finish with my sprint car!

[@tongpoo8985]

@Slawsers you'll find one someday, and I'm not just saying that. you gotta cast your net out there though, they won't come knocking on your door. I have periods where I think I'll be alone forever but then a few months later I'll meet someone cool. but you have to wade through a lot of not-cool people to get there. I messed up all these relationships, but I learn something new every time and each is a little less disastrous than the last. keep your head up bro don't worry

[@DantesGrill]

@Slawsers Dating apps are pretty good at finding new people looking for a partner. Go for the ones behind a paywall though, they're the ones with women who are serious about having a relationship and just not one night stands and free food.

[@figbat6363]

Chill out and make myself attractive ok

[@__soap__]

I strongly recommend Orthodox Church and confession

[@__Jah__]

Bro took 5 minutes to say “walk quietly and carry a heavy stick”

[@TL-rh1lf]

Doomer Nick trying his best to vibe with Sanguine Samuel

[@freddieoblivion6122]

The forbidden fruit (iphone) comes from the tree of knowledge. There's a lot of things a 23 yr old just shouldn't know yet. Go outside and play.

[@louskunt1066]

like what?

[@iambevins8373]

I'm 12 and this is really deep dude

[@Gmacdrums]

"You're right"

[@Tagerrun]

Hobbies and doing things can also increase your test.

[@MatthewHALO3star]

I feel like I'm watching an episode of howard stern except it's hosted by one of my dads old loser drug addict friends.

[@AllofJudea]

Nature is the cure. Swim in the ocean. Walk in the woods. Camp out and have a fire with a friend. Canoe in a lake. You get it. But it works. Not right away, but keep doing it. It's not necessarily the sun (that helps) but it's seeing how much life is thriving. You're part of that. Trees and birds etc don't off. Why should you?

[@AckzaTV]

Uh oh sam hyde is getting into Pachinko probability kaballah magic world, dont tell him about pinball machines

[@Christopher-dh3vm]

how do u get letters sent to sam?

[@learnparenthesis]

My body craves jumping into a cold running body of water. Natural swimming holes are an amazing mood/health booster

[@gewber4045]

i feel good after some of that sussy bakka

[@D1sc0rd-]

When I was like 10 I walked into the woods, just kept going, eventually made my way back but I didn’t really plan to run away or come back I was just thinking I wanted food. I was messed up like that for a while, every year I got older I would develop more complicated plans on how I could steal our car in the night and drive to a real forest just to see what happen. I was a real psycho so I would have done it, but I came to see later in life that I never did because it was just the idea of what could happen that made me feel something. Actually doing it wasn’t what would do it for me because I already felt like I was wandering around lost in some woods every day. Moral of the story uhh, don’t let the only mentioning of God to your kid be pascals wager. Your child is surrounded by wolves and they need real armor. Looking back on my life I see how each and every thing taught me something & led me to where I am now, but I am not special for searching after the truth despite my upbringing. I’m just lucky I didn’t get so assaulted by the world that I developed a dumb survival instinct tunnel vision on things that make me feel good and secure in myself.

[@jhndyt]

I have been on meds for ocd 3 years and the meds made me religious, think higher of myself, more reliable more happy, like myself, be able to get out of bed and do something with my life. Exercise and clean myself properly. I go alot on these hate rants tho.. still if you have a mental disability and always thinking negative paranoid stuff, meds are 100% the way to find god and love jesus, Amen

[@3rdWorldNola]

Is this a new snickers commercial? You don't want to commit suicide, you just need a snack. 😊 Drone flying is nice hobby too. Just gotta find a nice entry level drone- DJI 4k mini.

[@riseandshine5706]

good talk

[@BasicUniversalEconomics]

I was suicidal back in the day. The i thought, wtf, instead of killing myself now I will just live my life the way I want and try to follow Jesus. that was a few decades ago. Went to college, got married, the wife is pregnant. Life is good and I am thankful every day that I can live, when i should be dead.

[@tongpoo8985]

let's go brother I'm really happy for you

[@RobBrulinski]

murano art glass 😆

[@jhonviel7381]

Just wait for truck-kun to take you to another world, god is watching!

[@_marlene]

Good Sam Hyde advice? Wow! This clip is the new standard for you Sam keep it up, PS DO NOT USE 4chan IF THE YEAR IS LATER THAN 2009

[@tongpoo8985]

it's usually pretty good other than debt-maxing. but even that's pretty good when you're rich and established and know how to do it properly.

[@Red-uf4hr]

Sam is 100%. Get out be more active. Be out in nature and the sun. Stop with social media and all the crap. Limit KZbin. Watch more old movies or something, none of this new agenda crap. If you’re worried start prepping so you aren’t worried. Remember only you can make yourself happy. Stop worrying about everyone else. Only you should matter to you. Respect everyone and be nice as you can. That’s the only advice I can give after years and years of dark depression. I’m lucky to be here but only I could change myself.

[@notillatall]

Nah I recommend walking around and insulting people with a camera out like Frank Hassle instead. This is doctor advice mental health professional here.

[@aussiefoob3431]

Just came to this

[@TJXDARKSTAR]

Don't do drugs that's z big one

[@mintdigggity]

Huge

[@mn8os]

Except for steroids

[@visionforetold4568]

Eating mushrooms is a great way to reset your mind and soul. Helps cut through the fog of war layered over us by modern culture

[@misuzu8814]

female schoolteacher-brained loser advice-big pharma doesn't want you to take stimulants to become a wizard

[@christdolphin69]

Re: the likability advice these two always give, someone (Chris Lynch) needs to show them the pp se Texas predator poachers channel/guy. The one with the gay bearded guy and his bear husband is a perfect example of the importance of how you approach people and your attitude. When they call their “lawyer” neighbor, Alex expertly sends him on his way just by speaking boomer to him politely

[@yungalb5094]

What's Sam's email? I must deliver a message.

[@boneheaded9751]

In my twenties, for me, it was doing psychedelics and mountaineering. Occasionally both at the same time.

[@NewRetroLetsPlays]

Imagine being lucky enough to get into a trade and wanting to off yourself 😂😂😂

[@evanthesquirrel]

11:30 "where are the good girls?" Where they aren't is places easy to find. Easy girls are just that. The girls that are worth it won't come when you call. At least not at first.

[@thebrownkid2218]

Nope

[@tongpoo8985]

Yep

[@Drikkerbadevand]

Nice to actually hear some mature advice and not just 'start grinding' or any such dumb alpha/sigma male advice that doesnt help when people are literally at rock bottom.. someone wants to end their life and some people's advice is literally 'just get money lmao'

[@funactdinkness]

Montana air therapy.*show needs disclaimer

[@StruggleoftheOutsider]

Another phrase coined by Moldbug outt Sam's mouth. Great bit tho.

[@ottokarskarliolis9479]

What the hell is pachinko? Damn. Sam's biggest weeb than those nerds at animecon.

[@angelbast3rd133]

This sht is gold 😂

[@StenCheesemonger]

He is funny, but not when he intends to be, it's genius.

[@fungi6568]

Part of it is geographics. There are some absolute constants which always contribute to neurosis. First of all, realizing you're a fucked up creature and living it, if this seriously becomes an issue, is important although the people around you are programmed to enforce normal expectations. The importance is to firstly distinguish a balance between underlying moral motivators and what is deemed socially or culturally appropriate behavior. Creature comforts are important, which I think medication is too much of a substitute for. Go outside, but make sure ventilation and air quality and air temperature is good, I swear to God that's like 9% of the problem. The brain functions on oxygen. And a last bit of advice... I think the cognitive difference between genders creates way, way too much unnecessary confusion. There needs to be a bridge built across that schism (if it's too wide) with SENSIBILITIES that are more commonplace in living life, and might go unnoticed. Things like clothes, perfume, shopping, jewelry. Imo

[@finalaleks.6663]

how the fuck do i learn how to build log cabins in bum fuck california

[@SafariFerrari]

Tough issue. Really tough issue. I think our actions matter, I think things matter; and I still have those ill thoughts. Lot's of evil in the world and you would rather not have to fight it.

[@HOWBAZARY]

Fuck evil! Truth wins every time!

[@belottov]

​@HOWBAZARY when you win over evil and see it for what it really is it looks quite pathetic and petty. It's not anything the truth can't handle.

[@bug9193]

Was that E-mail from Tim Heidecker?

[@dustinewing7974]

Carnivore diet and Jesse Lee Peterson, problem solved.

[@AlexHerlan]

Sam inserts just enough bullshit into his advice to remain entertaining, but a good majority of it is unironically good advice

[@STOPSYPHER]

I think I genuinely just must’ve had extremely low T when I was a teenager. I never got my levels tested, but I did get put on Zoloft, Lithium, And Quetiapine at 16. Before and after that, I lived with my girlfriend and her family. I never once used a condom, never once pulled out, and she never got pregnant. I was either borderline medically sterilized or had extremely low T.

[@dbblues.9168]

I'm a miserable prick to everyone and have considered Sewerslide but realized id rather stay alive and continue making everyone I meet as miserable as me. I live as an act of rebellion.

[@NickFish117]

We're all waiting for you to make the right decision 🙏

[@tongpoo8985]

maybe make them miserable by being so much cooler and better than them. instead of tearing them down. being generous and helpful will boost your ego and self perception more than that crabs-in-a-bucket nick-nog mentality.

[@jenniferjackson1268]

It’s never to late to do what’s right.

[@jonn8508]

Everyone hops on T way too quickly. Just fix your diet, get on an actual good program, reduce stress, stop being a silly billy.

[@MS-37]

Their is know real silver bullet. Obviously try the simple stuff. Diet, supplements, and whatnot. But get on meds if you really need to

[@juiceman7649]

Thinking you can change some over 50 good luck work around them , call them out , move on lol

[@shakinbottles]

Second guy is my man a real mf if you will

[@jenniferjackson1268]

A real whiney mf that’s for sure.

[@SgtNateHigers]

So fucking cringe I can’t stand Sam these days

[@JS-ol4dx]

Clean your room bozo