Sam Hyde’s Low Fuel Desert Diary

Mister Sam’uel spills his heart and drops deep thoughts while on the verge of breakdown! Will he make it to Valero??

[@WyattEmge]

"Help me sir I am f***ing sam Hyde"

[@oodfty3740]

our new anti sam hyde system in the desert

[@USAPATRIOTCRICKETS]

FULL RENTAL TREATMENT. BAJA MODE ENGAGE

[@Kinnr_]

Arrested last week, stranded this week.. Next week watch as Sam becomes homeless and tries frentanyl

[@rupertmonroesr.3517]

He got arrested?

[@UmbrellaGent]

​@rupertmonroesr.3517 apparently some donkey sent cops to one of his stand ups but since he didn't do anything he just asked the cops to pose for a photo with him where they handcuff him as a joke.

[@anamorphosis7234]

​@rupertmonroesr.3517 detained* and then released shortly after the cops relaized it was his schizo ex or something calling on false ptetesnes. Thats what I read on Twitter

[@Orenoryori]

Sam skipping leg day always.

[@Kvltvrkampf]

Why you hating on a brotha like that? Tryna keep folk down fr

[@Orenoryori]

@@Kvltvrkampf Not hating at all; the dude is jacked but those shorts make it look like he has chopstick legs.

[@Kvltvrkampf]

@@Orenoryori You see a black man hustlin for gas and the first thing you do is hate on him? Do better next time

[@burgerswithgoys9905]

You only need legs to run away from female cops. He counts for his 275 pounds.

[@madmartigan1634]

Video starts at 0:00

[@iamtimsson]

thanks

[@hgp4141]

thank you

[@sergez6172]

What an insane body

[@literallyshaking8019]

Good trigger discipline from Sam on that fuel pump.

[@grubwirld]

Good catch

[@hanbaguneko]

just a dad and his son enjoying the moment. beautiful.

[@o0julek0o]

This is literal meta media with being able to see the whole video without cuts or edits. Weird as hell

[@benhoward204]

Crazy how we got to that point eh...

[@Ssethtzeentach_enjoyer]

​@@benhoward204Canadian spotted.

[@benhoward204]

@@Ssethtzeentach_enjoyer actually, British living in Denmark lmao 🤣 But yeah, sounded like JP for min there.

[@Dogman262]

missa smell stinkum

[@DrHeinzy]

Another happy ending

[@mathiastepes3558]

Sam has the Bullocks to ride with dementus to gas town

[@callmethaw7800]

I camped on blm land out there by the state prison when I road tripped glad they made it to the gas station

[@Kinnr_]

why black people own land in desert? and why u camp ther?

[@INoticed_XIV]

All this to meet a guntuber

[@tbfünke]

I almost got run over by a truck in Blythe when I was 14. Good times!

[@AgentPsyte]

Sam out there driving 20 under the limit

[@wipkpremium5691]

I was working in Quartzite all week. I could've met my internet dad and brothers irl.

[@Terf1988]

DJ Kaos? isn't that a guy who was on 2011 era MDE vids?

[@guyperson-jp6eg]

Sam looking away from the road is classic

[@cevanfx40]

I've noticed Sam has a very sensitive nose

[@tatewinters5565]

He is transitioning out of the tism. Tis a long process that many of the spectrum, such as myself, have gone or are going through. Call it the rite of passage to life and the disability is the dragon. Anyway, one of the signs of making your way out of that hellhole is getting your sense of smell back. And because of the freshness of the experience, smell will now be part of your story as much as sight and sound

[@OPTIMUSL1ME]

Sam's default status is just to have a quarter inch thick layer of salts and bodily waste on his skin while smelling like BO and rotting food

[@scrappyard]

you are subscribed to several anime channels I don’t think you should be talking about someone else’s hygiene

[@hello-rq8kf]

@@scrappyardnah we're the experts on bad hygeine

[@burgerswithgoys9905]

Sam looks more Trotsky than ever.

[@sterrshow5016]

Damn Sams on the no-fly list?

[@TonyHamone]

I remember him saying that he avoids air-travel out of concern for global warming or climate change or something like that.

[@SUBARCTICPSYCHO]

Being 6'5" myself, I completely understand why Sam doesn't like air travel.

[@presidentmorsi4677]

@@TonyHamone ya he totally could have flow straight to the airport at the comedy club in Torrence CA. wtf are they thinking??

[@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153]

​@@presidentmorsi4677it's not about the destination

[@empschilde]

Blythe.. God what a depressing place.

[@Sqweeps]

sams always losing his voice lmao

[@GarfieldKartPMC]

thats a consequence from screaming at people of underprivilege

[@Aspartamebraintumor]

it's true. a blk guy with a clipboard knocked on my door the other week. Now im getting non-stop spam phone calls from virginia, maryland, and new jersey

[@HoNdA05Crv]

Many such cases

[@NOOBKIAtv]

I was ready to speed out there from Los Angeles for my top guy!

[@osmanyreyes8373]

Rule of thumb during road trips, never use the reserve

[@deathrowlemon7367]

Have a jerry can with extra fuel on board

[@KevinoftheCosmos]

I'm drinking a Baja Blast for breakfast while listening to Will Sasso's Jesse 'The Body' Ventura impersonation. Now Sam Hyde says Baja? What is even happening right now?

[@Skrenja]

WELL WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?

[@nickomode5624]

I WAS DOWN IN THE BAJA ENJOYING TACO BELL'S NEW BEAN AND CHEESE BURRITO, WHICH INCLUDED ANOTHER HIDDEN INGREDIENT MADE INVISIBLE BY NULL PINK.

[@madboytech]

I'm upgrading to a baja blast blue nitro limited special edition for my brown 2007 fiat panda. also pro tip: if you're gonna piss, piss in the gas portion of the engine

[@DIE2dayORelse]

Is the blinker going off in the background the whole time lol

[@aaron12345cl]

Hazards

[@BRUZR66]

Get back in shape Sam

[@superjeffstanton]

"....sell you a mixtape"

[@AckzaTV]

I read "low fuel desert party"

[@comicallyhigh2730]

That Charlottesville water really hits

[@pochita8795]

he needs to train legs

[@jakayboy]

liquid dnb hell yeah

[@bajdooo]

that's actually me in the video

[@tatewinters5565]

Thanks Sam

[@lucasnadamas9317]

This is the kind of content I yearn for.

[@brianowens889]

The greezy hand print on the drivers side of the console

[@thepointsnorth]

Haha I did the same thing in New Mexico. New Englanders out west problem

[@xTheReapersSpawn]

What about Pringles?

[@sergez6172]

The regard for women fuel tank had failed sir

[@bucknerfilm]

that's it?

[@SpooterDeluxe]

I was there for this show it was legendary 😂

[@biblical_figure]

Damn I missed Sam last week

[@832738]

you left out the part where he beat on the car

[@exxmodel]

i love millenial humor

[@xz0z0-kb6xe]

gay videpo

[@chromephugboithe3rd481]

Self defense situation.

[@karole7345]

2:49 interesting elbow

[@btothea5641]

What’s wrong with it?

[@sentaveliki425]

​@@btothea5641its triangle shaped which means illuminati

[@georgehennen]

what eve nis tis

[@jeramiahg7089]

2021 chevy tahoe

[@girthquake1004]

Cool 😎

[@buttercuppictures4793]

Snl insta banned?

[@assadsmagicalmysterytour]

I thought it got banned too but it turned out he just blocked me

[@LabiaLicker]

dudes got that old man fit on