Legendary TED talk by comedian Sam Hyde from Million Dollar Extreme. This is a fixed version with synced audio and HD quality (except at the end) mainly done for archival and historical purpose. These were based times, frens.
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@nox_chan2 жыл бұрын
That audience doesn't know how lucky they are to have survived
@zoomerjack54352 жыл бұрын
He can’t keep getting away with it
@warderic16312 жыл бұрын
He must be stopped
@arvidarvidsson34752 жыл бұрын
Right! Im literally SHAKING right now?!
@petah-peoplefortheendlesst46682 жыл бұрын
When Sam did blindfire into the crowd murdering hundreds, it was in self-defense
@dedompler2 жыл бұрын
@@arvidarvidsson3475 chills
@Muricanwerewolf3 жыл бұрын
"sexualizing young girls, and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it" props to the one person that laughed lol
@bradybronson42872 жыл бұрын
I bet everyone turned around and looked at him lol
@AuntieThree2 жыл бұрын
@@bradybronson4287 7:43 I'm sure they did. Their laugh sounded like a crows call while flying into the distance.
@mizmiz802 жыл бұрын
Word.
@MachoMan97832 жыл бұрын
It was probably Nick lol
@mantasisganaitis22812 жыл бұрын
@@bradybronson4287 I thought it was her. But it could have been anyone including mickey mouse.
@mthu21283 жыл бұрын
“Teaching African refugees to program JavaScript” - Sam Hyde
@dylanmccallister18882 жыл бұрын
How are we going to get clean drinking water to 2 billion chinese people? *squats*
@markdeez75332 жыл бұрын
I audibly laughed 😂
@ABCkirja2 жыл бұрын
they do that, atleast this dream was realized
@flouserschird2 жыл бұрын
I love how he covered his face laughing
@skeidatv6442 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true. In 2017, Finland was celebrating its 100th year of independence and to commemorate that, the team that was supposed to share the crowdfunded money to different Finnish organizations (veteran organizations etc.), spent 30 000€ to send a "coding-bus" to Africa. They literally went through the most deprived areas of Ghana teaching Africans how to code.
@Sock11222 жыл бұрын
Whoever allowed this to continue to the end gave humanity a great gift
@oogabooga25812 жыл бұрын
if they could they would, but they shot themselves in the foot by being a "ted TALK", whatever is said is suppose to be different
@ghysling10 ай бұрын
I mean, it was a Ted ex talk, not a ted talk, so he basically paid for the time.
@patrykapiezo16504 ай бұрын
Ted talks became so ridiculous that even the people in charge didn't know if it's serious or not
@joshuayundt5553 ай бұрын
Really? This is terrible...
@ToneSherpa2 ай бұрын
that little Indian guy.. thank you
@kingofthecastle85922 жыл бұрын
The laugh after “we’re just gonna kill emmmmmm” gets me every time. Because you can tell he’s thinking “how the fuck am I still on this stage”. He literally could not believe he got as far as he did without someone trying to stop him.
@nitsuanomrah69972 жыл бұрын
Corona prophet
@hmmmm91742 жыл бұрын
It was meant to be
@ShiroHimex Жыл бұрын
And they let him stay for questions.
@xTheReapersSpawn Жыл бұрын
Of course, who else would be able to get away with it and get away with it?
@purestress2597 Жыл бұрын
He just kept getting away with it
@ryleypickering7805 Жыл бұрын
the older lady in the front that totally gets the jokes is top tier
@TheChowster Жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing
@JJM22225 ай бұрын
she would be fun
@madi-fe8tj2 жыл бұрын
a passionate childlike innovator who has been all around the gerlobe
@emperorstudy Жыл бұрын
I love how according to his calculations we only had a few years left to exist yet he's still thinking ahead to 2070. That's love.
@DFWsCars Жыл бұрын
Yes- he’s a forward thinking optimist pessimist.
@ian.piepenbrock Жыл бұрын
Well they looked at the data
@-bmw540i8 ай бұрын
I enjoyed this comment!
@harrygroves43544 ай бұрын
That’s a lier that knows we have millions of years left
@lukeanderson4959 Жыл бұрын
When he responded to that girl asking what you should take away from his speech with “nothing it’s a load of crap” was the most profound thing ever said on a Ted talk stage
@djnxfxcx Жыл бұрын
You can tell he was trying to think of something to say in character then just gave up and just admitted that lmaoooo
@nano7586 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that kind of ruined his performance and that's why he had a very painful face right after that lol But it was an amazing performance nevertheless
@brianeno60811 ай бұрын
@@djnxfxcxI like his answer, "it's whatever you make of it" I really enjoyed this performance.
@togepiss8 ай бұрын
The fact that he gave a straight answer because even he was in complete disbelief that he was allowed to talk for 18 minutes is the funniest thing in the world to me.
@teddyf94385 ай бұрын
@@nano7586I don’t think it ruined it at all. In fact I think it’s even funnier that the very next question was “what is the future” followed by a load of useless crap answer.
@muscleman1252 жыл бұрын
LMFAO im already dying when he name dropped albert einstein and then broke character so he slapped himself
@dorgondius9752 жыл бұрын
Favorite username of all time
@commiecrusher2 жыл бұрын
Now he's a fighter pilot in Ukraine. He's known as "The Ghost of Kiev".
@commiecrusher2 жыл бұрын
@Sabizos it wasn't even a good photoshop😆. I'd never heard of sam before or knew what he looked like but i could instantly tell it was botched.
@OceanRedux2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@yourt00bz Жыл бұрын
o7
@Berserker362423 күн бұрын
I’m surprised they didn’t make filthy frank there ghost
@seronymus21 күн бұрын
Zelensky's strongest soldier
@callumbreton8930 Жыл бұрын
The fact Sam Hyde even got here in the first place is a testament to the inhuman tenacity he possesses
@vertyisprobablydead Жыл бұрын
Not really he just sent them one email.
@siilis1089 Жыл бұрын
And proof to how far bullshit and lies can get you in life.
@redmist6630 Жыл бұрын
looks great for 22
@ShadyRapture Жыл бұрын
@@redmist6630he was 28 lol. Dunno why he said 22
@DeFyYing10 ай бұрын
He sent an email saying he was a war photographer in Somalia, and his topic was the "trash ladies of Somalia", Somalian women who are helping take out the trash and cleaning the streets 💀
@falloutfreeman6272 жыл бұрын
You can see the pain in his eyes. Easily the most inspiring TED talk I've ever seen. The adversity he's overcome is truly palpable.
@TruthDissident2 жыл бұрын
Truly a man of his age. Revolutionary.
@DJ-sn2wn2 жыл бұрын
He killed people...
@caleschnell2 жыл бұрын
@@DJ-sn2wn Yes, but at what cost? I mean, after all, we're just gonna kill em!
@decespugliatorenucleare3780 Жыл бұрын
not as much as when fighting on ukrainian contested airspace
@togepiss8 ай бұрын
I love how legitimately embarrassed he looks to actually be allowed to sit there during questions
@cornbreadisbetterthanpizza68663 жыл бұрын
"We're just gonna kill em!" Silence "We're just gonna kill em!"
@ChancellorOfTheSpellchecker2 жыл бұрын
Based.
@astolfo34032 жыл бұрын
died laughin here
@Incognito-vc9wj2 жыл бұрын
Covid enters the chat.
@darthhideous90842 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Gronk spike.
@tie76262 жыл бұрын
@@ChancellorOfTheSpellchecker do you know any other words
@sloancore3 жыл бұрын
This is S tier comedy.
@humblestman2 жыл бұрын
Sigma?
@ReverendMeat512 жыл бұрын
@@humblestman No, ligma
@ringkite2 жыл бұрын
@@ReverendMeat51 sligma
@kintarooe86882 жыл бұрын
@@ringkite stigma
@SBrown-ti8xe2 жыл бұрын
Shrigma
@sdfabctr2 жыл бұрын
what I find so fascinating is how he pushes the limits just a little bit then goes back into the nice comfortable corporate speaker rhetoric and then continues and pushes it farther and miraculously he continues this insane rant for over 18 minutes without anybody stopping him
@johnmorrell31872 жыл бұрын
Yeah, one second it's teaching African refugees, then we vear into 9/11, then backs up to a childlike innovator
@THESLlCK Жыл бұрын
@@johnmorrell3187 that's how he got away with it
@NeroAngelo616 Жыл бұрын
@@THESLlCK one minute its the knockout game white people are gonna get tired meeting it then it's men and women lactating every month
@snerttt Жыл бұрын
I think everyone knows he's taking the piss and is expecting a twist
@merchrich9758 Жыл бұрын
he is quite literally edging the organizers, as soon as they're about to call it he calms down a little. sam hyde must be a monster with the women huh
@justinkennedy29303 жыл бұрын
That must have been so surreal for him at the end sitting there
@snr.froggymooopew77812 жыл бұрын
420th like
@zakiyo61095 ай бұрын
He was fighting for his life. That was the best part. Him trying to be as ridiculous as possible and the guy after being completly serious but sounding exactly like him was orgasmic. I've been forced to watch many stupid ass ted talks at school and that was such a relif to have them mocked in such a way.
@daveyjoneslocker47034 ай бұрын
“just a bunch of crap”
@tree68352 жыл бұрын
the fact that he has to keep trying not to laugh at his own brilliance is the icing on the cake
@nano7586 Жыл бұрын
Gives me joji vibes
@kevg106010 ай бұрын
@@nano7586 please never compare joji to Sam every again
@nano758610 ай бұрын
@@kevg1060 Lololo
@polishspy308810 ай бұрын
lolololol@@nano7586
@bickyboo77896 ай бұрын
@@kevg1060 okay virgin
@King.Cliffy Жыл бұрын
This feels like if Sam Hyde was a guest on impractical jokers
@yojeli Жыл бұрын
I need this
@Chapterhouse866 ай бұрын
Nah this is much funnier than anything those morons could come up with. I'd like to see Sam's face if he ever heard someone comparing him to Impractical Jokers.
@muscleman12521 күн бұрын
@@Chapterhouse86 i think this is genuinely the first time I've seen someone hate on them. I haven't watched their show in like 8 years, but I remember it was hilarious when it first came out.
@zachsavedbell8 күн бұрын
@@Chapterhouse86 I don't recall if it was Nick or Sam but I remember one of them saying that they liked IJ when asked about it.
@ChangingChameleon1243 жыл бұрын
the worlds toughest crowd
@DavidPigbody3 жыл бұрын
Not really, some of them laughed quite a bit.
@JoeyM102 жыл бұрын
That's Dreexel University for ya
@VaqueroCoyote2 жыл бұрын
Well Ted Talks tend to be populated primarily by smart ass snooty pricks with their noses in the air.
@robbie1922 жыл бұрын
Maybe he isn't funny
@DavidPigbody2 жыл бұрын
@@robbie192 if he werent funny you would be a smart person and we both know thats not true.
@MohnJayerOfficial8 ай бұрын
“Sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles”
@Kardel_VA2 жыл бұрын
He's just making fun of these talks for what they are. Just talks.
@husman94392 жыл бұрын
I despise TED talks, so pretentious cirkejerks. I remember being forced to watch them in school and we had to copy them when we did our next presentation. Play with hands and arms in a forced unnatural way and all that bullshit which made me refuse, which also gave me worse grades.
@mizmiz802 жыл бұрын
The intention behind this talk seems to be to make you question the intention of "talks".
@meatballmeatwad57302 жыл бұрын
@@husman9439 My school currently does the same thing. I'm annoyed by them too. They also force us to watch CNN everyday.
@husman94392 жыл бұрын
@@meatballmeatwad5730 sounds horrible. Funny thing is that nobody cares at university on how you speak, at least not as an engineer haha. We were also forced to watch "woke" news.
@TayTayMakesBeats2 жыл бұрын
@@meatballmeatwad5730 Jesus CNN? That's pretty rough. I heard about some schools in the US using PragerU vids in class, which is even more terrifying. Gotta fix the education system.
@kurtskrrrt6711 Жыл бұрын
The fact Sam Hyde got a Ted talk and got through the whole thing just goes to show anyone can get up there and say whatever the fuck they want 😂
@Marauder1981 Жыл бұрын
Except Graham Hancock
@FabianQ66 Жыл бұрын
Anyone can do Ted X talk if they pay.
@iz2333 Жыл бұрын
Yeah because it's Ted *X,* which is seperate from Ted-Ed and has no standards for speakers.
@jabronisauce68338 ай бұрын
@@iz2333 both have no standards Lmfao they allowed a woman to try and normalise pedophilia for crying out loud hahahaha
@boxybox100Ай бұрын
Ted X*
@ComedyPAB3 жыл бұрын
Videogames are gonna get more realistic.
@Supreme_Lobster2 жыл бұрын
ou yeah babyyy
@frankhorriganfromfallout22 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@greysunited73172 жыл бұрын
Ya
@LateNightRewrites Жыл бұрын
I swear this guy has some supernatural ability to peer into the future because that totally was spot on and unfolded exactly like he said it would!
@MrWarmchocolate Жыл бұрын
He is literally a prophet
@falluz2 жыл бұрын
“Great ideas don’t come in all shapes and sizes…9/11-“
@willbrackstone13022 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced his script is a Mad-libs he filled out
@smokeyplane32852 жыл бұрын
everything in his life is this
@philipm31732 жыл бұрын
Omfg
@oishiine6781 Жыл бұрын
It sort of is, it was written by him, a couple of his friends, and a bunch of fans. It's like a potpourri of comedy and it's beautiful
@elvispelvis58913 жыл бұрын
I've been all around the grrrlobe, globe
@biblical_figure3 жыл бұрын
"...globe."
@ChancellorOfTheSpellchecker2 жыл бұрын
Epic quote.
@dana.93772 жыл бұрын
WE LOOKED AT DA DATA
@KelBShobra3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they let him stay on stage
@jeffbezos36332 жыл бұрын
Everyone important was too busy laughing to care
@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 Жыл бұрын
They were paralyzed by fear
@mzza2 ай бұрын
They didn't want to force him into a self defense situation.
@hutson7972 жыл бұрын
"State enforced homosexuality" "You ever had sea farmed cheesy baked potatoes!?" "Trash economy...its a gold rush" -Sam Hyde.
@frogwav3 жыл бұрын
Now this guy knows what he's talking about.
@liamrivero78392 жыл бұрын
Ha i love magic man and sam hyde wassup brother in retardation
@lockandloadlikehell Жыл бұрын
Oh froggy
@nills2gills8113 жыл бұрын
Best quote from it “walk with me” -Sam Hyde
@OtherDalfite3 жыл бұрын
Best quote was actually "sea cheesy potatoes that blew your socks off"
@blacksun1062 жыл бұрын
Nope. Best quotes was the part about Israel being gone and: It's called the knockout game. And eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it.
@TheKillerDonuts2 жыл бұрын
video games are gonna get more realistic
@LateNightRewrites Жыл бұрын
"You're not gonna like that one. NO ONE is gonna like that one"
@hendrikwasgehtsiedasan71037 ай бұрын
"close your eyes" "now look"
@xcharlesbronsonx Жыл бұрын
"Childlike innovator" "We looked at the data" "Studies show" "By my calculations" These freaks actually say this unironically while huffing their own farts Sam hyde is a living legend
@kidnamedgusflynger7 ай бұрын
you forgot the exercise of:"I want everybody to close their eyes let's do a little experiment."
@yellowtitan60402 ай бұрын
Referencing a study makes you a freak?
@galacticmonarchy1546Ай бұрын
@@yellowtitan604010 months later and we still have no idea
@blacknyellow9623 жыл бұрын
Still love to come back to this video truly the man was ahead of his time
@alaskawashere70372 жыл бұрын
Talking about it like it happened 40 years ago
@blacknyellow9622 жыл бұрын
@@alaskawashere7037 8 Years ago on KZbin is a long ass time fuck you mean bruh? This person just ripped it and reuploaded it (kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ7MlIV6pbhofc0) from october 2013
@SBrown-ti8xe2 жыл бұрын
@@alaskawashere7037 I'm sure this video came out close to a decade ago
@DFWsCars Жыл бұрын
@@alaskawashere7037 it was at least 8 years.
@Whyexes Жыл бұрын
Props to that old lady in the front she was loving this shit. We hear basically no laughing at the killing old people line but she's cracking up.
@MozerinMozers5 ай бұрын
I can never hear someone say “we looked at the data” and not chuckle.
@victorburnett63292 жыл бұрын
His introduction is so much more hilarious when you rewatch it.
@iratepirate3896 Жыл бұрын
Him running up exhausted made me immediately laugh
@togepiss8 ай бұрын
Especially when you watch his video explaining how he got on there
@Fitbrit882 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does he do this....its amazing that he can marinate in that steamy uncomfortable vibe like a 5 star lobster dinner
@isambo4003 жыл бұрын
“Worlds. Worlds, world.”
@noclue92382 жыл бұрын
“im gonna start with a parable, a story if you will”
@toowingless94733 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this I notice a new joke.
@TomDelayBeats Жыл бұрын
the whole thing is a joke...
@duglife22302 жыл бұрын
So this is what the famed 'Ghost of Kyiv,' did before the war? He has always been a bright, young man.
@hyrofoo2 жыл бұрын
Yes. Samiyul Hydikov was a motivational speaker before he shot down 39 Russian planes on his own.
@cboyslim54902 жыл бұрын
13:47 the silence and repeated punchline made this 100000x funnier than if the audience laughed on the first try
@CharlieBrown20XD610 ай бұрын
For me it's the random softball pitch he does twice lol
@noahcunningham982311 ай бұрын
First time I watched this he made me realize that I was working, not living. R.I.P. Mr. Hyde, he truly was a hero to me and many others.
@ThinkerOfThoughts10 ай бұрын
What
@mxmaxter875910 ай бұрын
@@ThinkerOfThoughtshe was killed by Wagner mercenaries in Pripyat, a true hero fighting for freedom
@Bohbi7 ай бұрын
I didn’t even know he was sick
@jaxonsloan276 ай бұрын
Ghost of Kyiv RIP Samuyil Hydé
@12345747486919 күн бұрын
He was an hero?
@DavidPigbody3 жыл бұрын
We looked at the data
@PepsiFuture2 ай бұрын
What we found shocked us
@Kobe-jz2zz7 күн бұрын
His smirk when he says it the 2nd time Lmaoooo I can't bro
@gabriellentz70663 жыл бұрын
“State enforced homosexuality, Facebook has your birth certificate” accurate
@christianmccollum51573 жыл бұрын
Where do you live that the government forces you to be gay? Why did you give Facebook your birth certificate? Nothing about either of those statements is accurate to anyone I know.
@hlil6363 жыл бұрын
@@christianmccollum5157 take a joke
@mrskinszszs3 жыл бұрын
@@christianmccollum5157 NPC confirmed
@christianmccollum51573 жыл бұрын
@@mrskinszszs Amazing. Absolutely brilliant comment. I am sure it took an immense amount of intellect to craft, and only your unique courage and individuality allowed you to post it. Truly your peak of individual thinking. Posting a stale regurgitated meme instead of a thought of your own really asserts how unique you are so congratulations. I almost expect you to say something as profound as "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee." Based on your mental talent. Now what else do you have to to bestow on us?
@mrskinszszs3 жыл бұрын
@@christianmccollum5157 dude for all of your intellectual posturing, keep in mind you wasted over a paragraph of typing over 2 words.
@djhowa3 жыл бұрын
this wine is aging better for each year.
@general82842 жыл бұрын
My life is like 23% better overall because I've watched this!
@hyperTorless2 жыл бұрын
That kind of makes me your therapist... where's my money?
@general82842 жыл бұрын
@@hyperTorless Cheque is in the mail.
@pinkfloydguy77812 жыл бұрын
I just figured out he’s dressed like one of the mythic dawn assassins in Oblivion
@TrueLunacy5 ай бұрын
Gagagag
@Hypnotically_Caucasian8 ай бұрын
I'm gonna tell my kids this was the Emancipation Proclamation
@fartymarty62 жыл бұрын
"walk with me" is fucking GOLD
@haden71232 жыл бұрын
You can see him breaking down, he knew what he was going to go on to do after that speech… what a monster 😞
@sheepsong56812 жыл бұрын
..What do you mean?
@Jalushun2 жыл бұрын
@@sheepsong5681 I am 85% certain he read the fake news reports.
@Jalushun2 жыл бұрын
@@sheepsong5681 Btw, be careful; ever since the alliance between the time traveling demon Sam Hyde and Adam "Race" Warski, it's very likely they may kill more people than just the ones they killed together in Hasbro.
@ReverendMeat512 жыл бұрын
He became a multiple mass shooter. I think the stress of presenting to an audience here just broke him, it's tragic
@Jalushun2 жыл бұрын
@@ReverendMeat51 I really hope you are joking.
@toxicedge83082 жыл бұрын
"We've got 7 billion people in the world, and according to UN projections it's gonna go up to 50 billion!"
@pastamug19603 жыл бұрын
Awe true to Ceasar
@christianhays82062 жыл бұрын
"We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die." - Legate Lanius
@willgreen27292 жыл бұрын
Solid reference
@pastamug19602 жыл бұрын
@Oliver Swanick [what lottery ?] [I don't have time for this] [Charisma 6/10] [ceasar commands your death and the legion obeys !]
@potatoid-0158 Жыл бұрын
“Walk with me.” _walks backwards_
@paulvonhindenburg4727 Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that he largely constructed a Ted talk that consists of a pastiche of Ted talk tropes
@ThePainkiller99959 ай бұрын
pretty sure thats the joke
@sebp4007 ай бұрын
@@ThePainkiller9995 or is it?
@tlshortyshorty58109 ай бұрын
the most frightening part about this was that despite being satire he ended up being mostly correct
@turnkeydirectАй бұрын
Now you’ve met Sam Hyde, prophet
@Zharrgrim2 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to be picking on you” As he point to the only black guy in the audience
@wrcz2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was pointing at the boomer
@ChancellorOfTheSpellchecker2 жыл бұрын
Based.
@space_10732 жыл бұрын
“Racial tension . . . A new- ah skip that one.” Bruh
@POOPGOD9992 жыл бұрын
Dude whenever he stops himself from laughing is when i start
@ThaHulkster Жыл бұрын
The random “video games are gonna be more realistic” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@coasterfreakist183 жыл бұрын
“Welookedatthedata”
@JT-nd6qp2 жыл бұрын
"Trash economy- you use cubes of trash as money. It's a gold rush. Everyone gets rich"
@fck_youtube3 жыл бұрын
'Not an Ivy league school, a second choice school', -Throwing shade on Drexel?
@vladislavno3 жыл бұрын
Keen observation…
@anduin34103 жыл бұрын
makes sense
@anduin34103 жыл бұрын
@@vladislavno xD lol
@jimslim812 жыл бұрын
It is right next to Penn
@falcodarkzz2 ай бұрын
Drexel is a 4th choice bro
@XrpAndy3 жыл бұрын
Giving out iPads with Elon musk in Uganda
@packerman12032 жыл бұрын
Rwanda
@WarningBFG-isHiring2 жыл бұрын
@@packerman1203 same shit
@spugget289321 күн бұрын
@@WarningBFG-isHiring Ah, pardon me, but it seems there might be a smidgen of confusion brewing in the air. Allow me to elucidate, if I may, on the rather pertinent fact that Uganda and Rwanda, despite any perceived similarities one might hastily conclude, are indeed distinct entities deserving of their own individual recognition. You see, Uganda, with its expansive landscapes and diverse ecosystems, presents a veritable smorgasbord of natural wonders that would simply be remiss to overlook. From the majestic Rwenzori Mountains to the tranquil waters of Lake Victoria, Uganda's offerings are as varied as they are awe-inspiring. And let us not forget the captivating array of wildlife that calls this land home - elephants, lions, and an abundance of bird species, to name but a few. Quite the impressive ensemble, if I do say so myself. Meanwhile, Rwanda, often affectionately referred to as the "Land of a Thousand Hills," paints a picture of tranquility with its undulating landscapes and verdant valleys. But do not be deceived by its diminutive size, for Rwanda's charm lies not in its scale, but in its profound beauty and rich history. The Volcanoes National Park, home to the iconic mountain gorillas, stands as a testament to Rwanda's commitment to conservation and environmental stewardship. And let us not forget the poignant chapter of Rwanda's past - the tragic genocide of 1994 - a somber reminder of the nation's resilience and unwavering spirit in the face of adversity. So, you see, while Uganda and Rwanda may share a border and a certain geographical proximity, they are as different as night and day, each possessing its own unique allure and character. It is, erm, quite imperative, if I may be so bold, to refrain from lumping these two remarkable nations into the same category, for to do so would be to overlook the myriad intricacies and nuances that make them truly exceptional in their own right.
@SadTown992 жыл бұрын
Nobody understands how absolutely legendary this is…
@Yambag2 жыл бұрын
shut up yes we do you're not special
@Zaitekno Жыл бұрын
@@Yambag @gettun my mama always said I was special, and this was even confirmed by doctors, sooo...
@matthennessey6679 Жыл бұрын
Well I think some people do if they dont god bless em
@SadTown999 ай бұрын
@@DD-zh4byJust like the smooth & bold flavor of Dulcìno’s condensed tobacco paperless cigarettes
@bootdude75273 жыл бұрын
How right he was........ Scary that this was done as a joke
@hoplite-official50112 жыл бұрын
loved your paintings bud
@patrickspens4972 жыл бұрын
I know right, I found out a couple months ago I'm one of the 3%, already got myself 2 state-sponsored lactation therapists in preparation
@blackbrainz2 жыл бұрын
Based Superchatter
@joshb69932 жыл бұрын
We're in the presence of a true prophet
@wordsoftruth71962 жыл бұрын
Very...
@mi-da292011 ай бұрын
The only TEDx talk I not only enjoyed, but highly recommend.
@ChrisTopher-vh8tu8 ай бұрын
Daaaamn… that “we’re just gonna kill em” joke BOMBED HARRRD 😅 Then he tried it again in case they missed it 😅
@anonymoose24747 ай бұрын
The joke is for us watching at home, and it got a thunderous laugh from us watching. The audience there in person is basically sam's straight man for his routine.
@Its_Squeebles9 ай бұрын
listening to this on 9/11, sometimes great ideas are actually horrible ideas
@hyperTorless9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that tragedy...
@JohnDoe-un2cm2 ай бұрын
Is your name from the book Young Torless
@user-cy9zt9rv4qАй бұрын
He can't keep getting away with it.
@NatCo-Supremacist2 жыл бұрын
so far nothing he's predicted is false
@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq32162 жыл бұрын
Well so far he's only right about the gas prices
@mikeschmidt48002 жыл бұрын
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216 video games are going to get more realistic.
@minhalal-lawati22632 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm on my way to get milked
@samcabay6 ай бұрын
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216Most of it did happen now lol
@planetofthegapes5 ай бұрын
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216 He says $10 a gallon. The highest it's been in the last four years is $5 ?
@furyodev1842Ай бұрын
I'm just discovering this guy. This shit right here is pure comedic genius. Every fucking line is pure gold
@ElonMuskrat-my8jy23 күн бұрын
I'd recommend his skits Soldier in Occupied Paris, paranoid roommate, walking around college acting woke (I think Yale), Chinese massage parlor, cos play presentation and Jaihoo. He has a few other stand ups like this, the one on Skittles is particularly great.
@KnoxBronson2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!!!! He's a big picture man. Absolutely the best TED Talk ever.
@MrWhoabuddy7 ай бұрын
"And that young man....was Albert Einstein"... absolutely insane
@michaelugghhh17292 жыл бұрын
We need to teach more African children Java script
@drewmartinez6628 Жыл бұрын
“Fix it, NOW” they don’t know how lucky they were it wasn’t a self defense situation
@DestroManiak2 жыл бұрын
4:42 the way he covers his smile. Absolute perfection.
@djnxfxcx Жыл бұрын
Love how he does that with the paper over and over
@Lurker27819 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@MrFredstt2 жыл бұрын
I miss this era of the internet
@perguto2 жыл бұрын
12:25 Funny how "Gas $10 a gallon" sounded still sounded so absurd a few years ago
@basedlord882 жыл бұрын
Prophet
@LateNightRewrites Жыл бұрын
Thanks, Joe Biden, for making us poor to show the importance of buying a 70k electric car powered by the green energy known as electricity generated by coal. He's saving all of us!
@kyleglaws4750 Жыл бұрын
the little tantrum he throws after saying that kills me
@planetofthegapes5 ай бұрын
The highest it's been recently is 5 dollars a gallon two years ago. What are you on about?
@Guttabee5 ай бұрын
@@planetofthegapesdepends where you are. Paid over 9$ a gallon a couple years ago outside LA.
@botdavid3232 жыл бұрын
" History shows that the countries that explore, have a higher standard of living. When you go back to China, Portugal , Spain.... "
@brycevannote55532 жыл бұрын
“You caught me, I’m unprepared.” “This is some pretty deep stuff.” Some one said this was avant- grade when I watched about a year ago. I can now agree. Couldn’t stop laughing yet the points he touched on (in an extremely meta way) was amazing. Really got me thinking, thanks algorithm for making this rail of Jreg then this video to end my binge of watching KZbin. Couldn’t have asked for anything better. “Man we are so screwed” “BYEEE BYE BYEEEEE!!!!” “What do we take from you presentation?” “I don’t know man, just a bunch of crap.” ~Next question~ Literally shows that he doesn’t know while trying to convince the audience he knows.
@barnumcapote82152 жыл бұрын
yeah noticed this too
@LateStageCap2 жыл бұрын
OMG another Jreg fan, fancy meeting you here
@Osamathegamer Жыл бұрын
"The countries who explore have the highest standard of living" no dumbass, the countries who have a high standard of living have the resources to explore.
@43nostromo2 жыл бұрын
My name is Sam Hyde and I am a motivational speaker I am 36 years old. I am thrice divorced. And I live in a van down by the river.
@ChaseMcCollum5 ай бұрын
this shit is absolutely hysterical
@Kieranjg Жыл бұрын
I love how he hides his smile and him laughing with the script
@brentulstad32753 жыл бұрын
Solutions are not the answer.
@KingASE882 жыл бұрын
its scary how much of this has come true sam is really a genius
@cornpop7351 Жыл бұрын
Maybe Sam is behind it all.
@Doncergio Жыл бұрын
Eating that sea floor potato right now.
@ThePainkiller99959 ай бұрын
i took a maglev train to work on the moon this morning
@JeffSkilling694 ай бұрын
I love the woman laughing in the crowd
@Mark3O92 жыл бұрын
He can't keep getting away with it!
@TheRubberStudiosASMR23 күн бұрын
Probably the greatest TED talk ever
@ElonMuskrat-my8jy11 күн бұрын
Definitely, not probably.
@NotthatRossKemp11 ай бұрын
"State enforced homosexuality..." Boy did he call it?!
@tbhon16 күн бұрын
he called it im gay now and it was definitely the government's fault
@TomDelayBeats Жыл бұрын
That old white woman in the front has a great sense of humor.
@Regis596 Жыл бұрын
2022 and we are far ahead on some of those 2070 predictions, good job
@ThinkerOfThoughts10 ай бұрын
Video games got more realistic :)
@bilgzmcr70354 ай бұрын
Gay men are now lactating and giving birth…
@Incognito-vc9wj2 жыл бұрын
This is prophetic.
@SentryDog222 жыл бұрын
Did this ever get uploaded to an official TedX channel? I know they would definitely have deleted it, I just want to know if they were dumb enough to post it.
@dabtican49532 жыл бұрын
Same
@geoff89822 жыл бұрын
i believe i originally saw it on tedx channel before I knew who sam hyde was. they must have removed it. it was hilarious and confusing
@CapoKies2 жыл бұрын
Yes it did. It use to have close to a million or more views. They have nuked it from YT for the most part.
@dabtican49532 жыл бұрын
@@CapoKies what were the comments like
@sword31972 жыл бұрын
Even he can’t hold back the laughing lmao
@thisone25402 жыл бұрын
4:45 he had to stop himself from laughing. Sam has more self control than anyone on the planet.
@kornflake93 Жыл бұрын
What did that audience member say back to Sam about inspiring
@youtubehandle91 Жыл бұрын
This has to be the funniest fucking monologue in history. It's all true too.
@vincent5132 жыл бұрын
I find myself coming back to this month after month