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[@Fbcos221]

Sam isn't Slytherin, he's one of those goblins that work at the Gringotts Bank

[@TheGrace020]

Yooo nice pfp brah

[@Tomato6]

This guy knows.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Based

[@mikef3808]

Oy vey

[@thehornenthusiast6652]

dobby

[@itb4255]

Theory: Considering Aqua has been editing videos for years, I believe he SABOTAGED the recording in an attempt to ruin the video.

[@Jef_Jingles]

He didn't want us to hear him beg

[@boltonyale8852]

Aqua is the horrible, vain, evil, type of person to do that.

[@jojak0512]

considering that aqua got a hunt sponsor around the same time as this video I wouldn't be surprised

[@seb9995]

A straight 8 minutes of a man laughing at his own jokes

[@theletal4839]

pretty poggers nonetheless

[@lotuscat3173]

Thats the most dad a dad can get

[@Siticmon]

every sam video ever

[@onisekizan6030]

It was pog

[@GiraffeInaStorm]

If someone can't laugh at their own jokes, they must not be funny LOL

[@tomlenid699]

"Dumber than a sack of taters" wise words from a man who didnt finish middle school

[@commies2014]

rumor has it he was expelled from kindergarden years ago....

[@skamp_]

@@commies2014 Thought he was totally banned from all School grounds?

[@JOHNRED663]

Well, wise doesn’t necessarily mean smart.

[@commies2014]

@@skamp_ Sam mustve attempted to start school as a child and the teachers knew immediately to keep him away.

[@AUniqueHandleName444]

@@skamp_ He was declared a pedophile at the age of 3

[@paulpietschinski3282]

Everyone of Sam's videos starts out with solid gameplay that spirals into tear induced laughing for all who play.

[@jakeb6703]

Just normal tears for aqua

[@EnviousGenome]

Honestly let make this video go big that ending was pretty good 😂

[@hoff4301]

The one guy survived that stick of dynamite because of his previous experiences with exploding meth labs

[@AxxLAfriku]

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear hof

[@hoff4301]

@@AxxLAfriku MF who are you?

[@LemursManLemurs1]

@@hoff4301 I have a strong feeling that dude was cheating and gave himself an obscene amount of health or something along those lines. I refuse to believe a player w no exploits wouldve survived all that. He took 11 rounds total, and was about 3 feet from that dynamite when it exploded. Some complete bull lol. And This AxxL bro is very confusing indeed.

[@wotwott2319]

@@LemursManLemurs1 not really. Dynamites have a kill range of 5 meters, if you get even 8 meters away, it'll knock your health out by only a quarter. On top of that, if you're behind cover, it cuts the damage dealt by dynamites in half as well. The Bornheim has a severe damage drop off issue on top of having the lowest overall damage on a firearm in the game (not counting the derringer as it is considered a tool rather than a gun). It's why people avoid using it like the plague and goes for either an Officer or a Dolch. Lastly, the spread pattern of the Terminus is absolutely fucked. You pretty much have to be within tickling distance to one hit kill someone, and less than 8 meters to 2 shot someone. Beyond that, you deal absolutely jackshit damage because the pellets only carry like, 10 damage each (and that's not even counting the damage falloff of shotgun ammo in the game still). Pretty much all of what happened is essentially a case of "so close but so far away".

[@LemursManLemurs1]

@@wotwott2319 Bro. He was about 3 to 5 feet away. Not even 3 meters. So it wasnt so close so far away at all. I get the shotgun bit... But hed already hit him with 5 shots prior and the dynamite that was close enough to take around 1/2 his health. If you watch again. Hes barely his own body length from the dynamite explosion. Which would be just over 6 feet tops. Still within 5m easily. And between taking 5 rounds prior to dynamite... And 4 shots of shotgun w bad spread after... And he had no cover to lessen dynamite dmg within 5m.... He was dead to rights. Get real

[@billiamcaprisun428]

If a hunt executive isn't cry-wheeze-laughing at the bob and weave banter they have no soul

[@UnarmedBastard]

If they got offended at "pussyfart" they have no sense of humor, let alone a soul.

[@Gamerfanize]

@@UnarmedBastard game is rated M

[@boesh4196]

Sam did say the person was a woman

[@UnarmedBastard]

@@Gamerfanize Oh yeah, for some reason representing murder is fine but any swearing that could be interpreted as offensive to someone (i.e any swearing at all) is figuratively Hitler.

[@Trenz0]

They're German so...

[@matthewvasta9425]

It's confusing to figure out who's who. Can you just put a looping gif of Aqua's iconic "Alright" in the corner when his gameplay is on screen.

[@Availant]

You can tell by the skill gap

[@illumitommy]

No its easy, Sam is the one thats alive.

[@sadsenmmxvi]

You can easily tell because Aqua is the one dying or already dead

[@00100000station]

... in the middle of the screen please =D

[@robinlaszlo]

jokes aside it's usually the person talking at the time the switch starts.

[@SerWinter]

hey, the bob and weave is some of your best material, don't discredit it

[@alexjohnson1971]

Inb4 typo

[@SerWinter]

@@alexjohnson1971 good looking out, brothER

[@alexjohnson1971]

@@SerWinter got you homie

[@userboykey121]

Don't make me call Bob and his weave 🙄

[@Shredder_911]

@@userboykey121 do they have separate numbers?

[@Zizumia]

I like this multi-perspective idea. Just next time, get someone who lives longer than 3 minutes

[@accountname7425]

3 minutes is being generous for someone of Aqua's iq level

[@spacemain8261]

Rip aqua

[@eggsbruhnadict4298]

No only Aqua

[@feodorborisevich]

"Bob and his weave" sounds like something a low intelligence character in a Fallout game would say

[@ThaCracca]

I think it’s something Ricky would say in trailer park boys

[@kohenwilliams5585]

I'm expecting the next Hunt Showdown update to include a new hunter named Bob with one hell of a headpiece.

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

A $10 lacefront wig from Party City.

[@chanadlerbing8659]

I'm glad Sam potentially burned his ties with Crytek over pussyfarts and "Bob and his weave." Not only is this a great video, it's a testament to Sam's general unmarketability. Truly his magnum opus.

[@Robot-Overlord]

Sam is part of the Dudley family. He's bullying harry potter.

[@TeamFurySuperGaming]

The Dursleys

[@swindle9695]

Our boy General Sam putting Crytek's promotional management department through the comedic form of getting a root canal. This is what we're here for, this is peak deathbed poggers.

[@goldsteinproductions7839]

3:01 Sam went from pure rage, to malice, to respect in 20 seconds

[@MartinTraXAA]

Ya gotta respect a dude that gets shot up more than Bonnie & Clyde and doesn't just kill you back but shit-talks you while doing it.

[@Buttadew]

You must’ve never seen the chivalry horizontal swings with the longsword then

[@elblantocaliente4406]

Final of MGS4 when Big Boss talkin to Snake: "This is poggers,isn't it?" *Cigar falls*

[@elblantocaliente4406]

Kojima be like: But wait,there's more!

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

@@elblantocaliente4406 "We got all kinds of snakes, solid snakes, liquid snakes, solidus snakes, venom snakes, punished snakes, and Mr. Lightningbolt."

[@theliegeofshadows]

@@Ladle66 TL;DR: Solid Snake is a clone son of Naked Snake, who is Big Boss.

[@SimaoRodrigues...]

@@GrugGangGrugGang don't forget the winds! We got cool Brazilian wind, French cold wind, fucking hot Californian wind, sand people hot wind,Cambodia rainy wind and of course big forehead College ball wind.

[@RIFF900]

I mean why ask General Sam to do a sponsered video if you want to censor that classic General Sam pazazz? Just let him do his thing.

[@travus111]

Especially this is like the fifth sponsored video by crytek

[@travus111]

@@ORiOh4582 are you dense? I said that was his fifth sponsored video, as in past tense

[@AleK0451]

@@travus111 but you can literally read that you didnt put past tense???

[@BennaDryll]

Hunt: Showdown really sponsors anyone who rides the shortbus nowadays huh?

[@nicaustin3911]

They prefer the ones who have to get strapped down like its a fuckin insane asylum

[@westernwarden8758]

@@nicaustin3911 they will also promote "the committed asylum DLC" or whatever

[@EslayerTM]

they dont make a bus short enough for sam

[@Prensn]

whoelse? im curious

[@kkiouris5719]

I think Sam was being generous to himself when he implied he was a slithering kid. We all know he is one of those shadow monsters that suck out the happiness of the kids just like he does to his friends and family

[@Guaguadeath]

So he's a dementor? Lmao 🤣

[@kkiouris5719]

@@Guaguadeath its been so long ive seen the movies,i honestly don't remember the names haha

[@TheRomanAoE]

@@kkiouris5719 Movies?! Heathen!

[@kkiouris5719]

@@TheRomanAoE i don't like books unless its manga or webtoons cause i have the brain capacity and learning ability of a monkey

[@jefflane8272]

@@TheRomanAoE the movies were better than the books.

[@Whittyman24]

3:00 I’ve legitimately have never heard Sam be more genuinely upset in a game

[@pvtcaffeinevoiceguy]

look at his Kenshi vids my guy (if you haven't yet). The rage-induced screams, bliss.

[@Whittyman24]

@@pvtcaffeinevoiceguy oh I have, trust me lol, just haven’t heard him this upset in a multiplayer game is what I meant :^)

[@pvtcaffeinevoiceguy]

oh, word

[@YorkusPorkus757]

Chivalry Medieval Warfare

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

You're not in Slytherin Sam, you're that kid who was home schooled

[@aa-ot3cg]

He gets personal lessons from hagrid

[@fubarexress6359]

Nah home schoolers have higher than average IQs, higher paying jobs and higher than average over all success at life.... couldn’t be Sam.

[@hudsonrunstedler4294]

God damn mudd blood I bet

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

@@hudsonrunstedler4294 ikr, coming over here, taking our magical jobs! I wish they'd go back to where they came from

[@miked.1528]

He's like Harry Potter but he just grows up under his uncle's stairs because they never sent him an owl invite to the wizard school.

[@cernunosz4899]

Sam looks cuter every video, At this rate nothing can stop him

[@koolaiddude7685894]

From dad bod to Chad bod

[@koolaiddude7685894]

From dad bod to Chad bod

[@koolaiddude7685894]

From dad bod to Chad bod

[@kodaskewl]

From dad bod to Chad bod

[@cernunosz4899]

from dad bod to Chad bod

[@ftw4twcs]

Aqua a fan favorite? Dude takes change from the homeless.

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

Pennypinching is more of Sam's thing.

[@thebigB3AST]

it's okay because aqua is homeless himself

[@duncangrau4200]

Sam forgetting his trap, a sign of early onset Alzheimer's.

[@cpom5075]

This is probably the only instance where explaining the joke makes it even more funnier.

[@Welkon1]

Sam: “I’m not a good business man” *Looks at Sam’s Patreon*

[@graysoncarter9925]

Just looked it up, not disappointed.

[@mr.platnium6154]

He claims his not a good businessman but he was gonna be a realtor and he solid asserts but has pussyhands lol

[@HowlV1]

The double perspective is great but having a name in the corner to tell who's who would be nice

[@og_epicsimulator]

Laughing within the first minute to “foul anus mood” has made me realise my life has gone downhill rapidly since I started watching you haha

[@MakinMoneyISeasy]

*Severely injured horse pleas for it's life* Sam: SHUT UP! *Bashes it in the head*

[@Youre_wasting_your_time]

I’m glad someone said it, because that shit was hilarious

[@ioele1000]

Bob and his Weave. Funniest fucking thing I've ever heard.

[@aleksk1978]

cumtown bits formula is rubbing off on our boy it seems

[@bam4223]

“You’re probably sitting down taking a dump” bro right when I sat down to take a dump

[@valravnsshadow9422]

He said that right after I got done with a dump.

[@Theshawnusgames]

People use their phones while they shit? That's news to me, you guys' experiences must be crazily unique.

[@guy4036]

That “poggers” bit was unironically poggers

[@Tom-hk2ep]

Sam could of removed the half second clip of him saying "pussyfarts" and gotten a stack of cash from a sponsorship. But he refuses because he wants to make his content have no restrictions, and just the way he wants it. Honestly, fucking respect man

[@yungdungpie951]

The word "puff" in England is a derogatory homosexual slur, that being said aqua is 100% a massive puff

[@wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605]

you just outed yourself as british

[@OrangewaveSupreme]

@@wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605 idk man I live in the US and I knew that

[@travus111]

And he sure is a huffle

[@yungdungpie951]

@@travus111 an absolute GIGANTIC HUFFLE

[@sintua]

I hope AquaFPS realizes when he failed to send video files with the correct audio, he was added to Sam's "People to Put in the Basement" list.

[@itoplendingfree]

"I'll get another personality that you guys like" and this man picks Aqua

[@SubstancedD]

Aquas load outs make me anxious and also the fact he still has tutorials on

[@cldomed550]

Love how sam refuses sponsorships if they don’t like what he says in his videos

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

The siege sponsorship he did left a bad taste in his mouth. It was awful.

[@wazzupsters]

@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 what happened in seige?

[@dolphin8815]

Great to see dad and dad getting along again.

[@owengaunt5537]

The classic story of "Robert and His Cool Hair"

[@lukeroberts649]

I had literal tears of laughter running down my face about Bob and his Weave

[@rustyshackleford1508]

that wasn't very poggers of aqua when he started that tirade about racial purity

[@JoeKurr5]

Yes it was

[@punished-burnt-ash]

Yeah, and when he brought the topic to how slavery was actually a good thing, from bob and his weaves I was really done with this guy.

[@rustyshackleford1508]

@@JoeKurr5 based

[@travus111]

When I write a mediocre fantasy book I will put in a bunch of clans that are just personality types and different colours. I will make millions of the merch alone

[@BenMerwyn]

That sounds awfully familiar...

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

are we talking about game of thrones or Harry potter here?

[@travus111]

@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 yes

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

@no or maybe yes that or "all humans are dumb and hates elves and sorcerers because reasons except protag and friends".

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

@no or maybe yes Don't get me wrong, I get the whole "fearing what's different", I just have a hard time believing that impossibly powerful and beautiful people who live forever and who can cast fireballs and warp reality with mindbullet would wind up becoming an "oppressed" miniority, suppressed by a bigoted primitive human society. What makes xenophobia possible is the plausibility that someone is inferior. The Irish were catholics living on a grassy wet rock, who had never built an empire of their own, therefore the "reasonable" conclusion was that the Irish were subhuman to the English. Doesn't really work if said "subhuman" are a 12 foot tall, strong beautiful people with a space faring civilization.

[@lokimorginstjarna33]

I bought Hunt Showdown to work on my tight 5. It brought me tons of inspiration and I feel confident enough to perform on stage. Thank you, Sam!

[@ShyWolf-]

Dude been going back like 7 years cant get enough of the old shit. Bobbing and weavin through theses videos smoking bowls and laughing my ass off.

[@slapflap7614]

I don’t know why cracked out jake Gyllenhal is a favorite. Mine has always been bizzle and fungletoe

[@TheARehmar]

I actually cried laughing during this. You're a savant. The Bob and Weave bit is excessively smart.

[@koquarian]

Keep in mind, Big Boss from MGS aims with his missing eye.

[@Billycca3]

God damnit I just laughed so hard at the bob and weave joke. What have I fallen to?

[@hoff4301]

15:35 Crytek owns exclusivity rights to that Joke

[@njc2587]

When Hunt: Showdown went to Xbox I left a review saying “General Sam sent me here”

[@papercut7141]

* dead next to ladder * "I had no choice but to jump"

[@youngarchaeotech189]

AquaFPS, the only member of the elusive fifth house: special education.

[@SirMuffin1]

I want a hunter named "Bob and his weaves" now...

[@tjeerrd8385]

"Jesus took the wheel and drive me into a ditch" Man, what a quote

[@gnarlynarly1350]

general sam and stavros halkias would be awsome as a podcast

[@lollercoaster2010]

Since I saw Sam wearing cum town shirts I've noticed his humor has definitely been influenced by the fellas.

[@CanadianHoneybadger]

Aqua's recordings literally sound like that message in Starwars the Phantom Menace. "The people are starving"

[@sirkiwi7076]

Finally here to SEE HOW MY DAD IS AT GAMES INSTEAD OF FINALLY COMING HOME

[@gnomad3143]

@Wiley Cat bob and weave

[@thisistotallylegal-yepdefi15]

You're funny

[@Godsend2290]

I'm never saying "bob and weave" ever again. Thanks Sam!

[@lain_from_lain]

Sam calls Aqua a "fan favorite" showing that he it truly just a personality for Sam to exploit in the presuit of capital

[@reddybear8506]

The lowbrow humor is exactly my kind of humor. That thing about Bob and his weave was pretty funny to me too.

[@bigboyepic8598]

Calling someone a HufflePuff is just a straight up roast. Like "Boy you soft!"

[@Skyward-lx5kd]

Do you dare roast Newt Scamander then?

[@blighter88]

Neither Bob nor his weave could save that dead game

[@thecabbage84]

The return of the king... again. Yoooo most likes ever thank you sheckelsteins.

[@jackw.1342]

That’s sad.

[@thecabbage84]

@@jackw.1342 Ik, no need to continue my suffering.

[@VAbel03]

I just can't get bob and his weave out of my head

[@El-Burrito]

Aqua already put out his Hunt Showdown vid so I knew this had to be coming

[@Mutila236]

The Bob and his Weave thing was HILARIOUS!

[@sandwich_8930]

Been watching for a while love your content and personality one of my favorites on the platform!

[@lidla2008]

Aqua is absolutely a Gryffindor. More courage than brains.

[@Benjoi]

Oh my, I legit laughed out loud watching that last part! 😅😅

[@tommyclarke1]

The Poggers part had me in hysterics, I love yours and Aqua's interactions where you're just laughing so hard you can't breathe

[@herbertduran668]

Now we sit here and wait to see what "excuse" Aqua has instore for use.

[@fullpotato6313]

that terminus does everything terminus did in walking dead. looks like it promises an entire season of good fortune, folds in 2 episodes. every.damn.time.

[@then35t18]

Plot twist: His eye is fine, the eye patch was for style.

[@maliciousducks7890]

Aqua and Sam seem like the type of friends who met in an MW2 lobby.

[@man-ve5eg]

11:43 These last 6 minutes are to General Sam what the Fat Man was to Nagasaki

[@secondflame7875]

bro turned down a sponsorship for a bob and weave joke 🤣🤣🤣

[@rileyhaynes2515]

I don't play Hunt, but from an outside angle, I'd say that little cajun termintator *might* have been cheating

[@kafeh3300]

In hunt you hear people's footsteps crazy far and loud You can pinpoint people's locations using the sound of their feet at pistol range So maybe he was just listenin'

[@rileyhaynes2515]

@@kafeh3300 that's not the point, the man shrugged off 3 pistol hits, 4 shotgun hits, and a stick of dynamite. He's either built like a brick shithouse or he's cheating

[@kafeh3300]

@@rileyhaynes2515 Oh this guy, the bornheim (semi-auto pistol sam was using) only does 74 damage a shot, and the buckshot out of lever action shotgun loses it's damage EXTREMELY quickly The guy also had time to heal in between, he was really low after the pistol shots, must have been low after the shotgun, dynamite may not have hit him, overall bad luck for sam

[@rileyhaynes2515]

@@kafeh3300 tbh, the actual chances of him cheating are probably pretty low. Plus, I doubt a cheater would put that much pure soul into that "fuck you." Not enough unwarranted smug satisfaction in his voice like what a cheater would have. Dude was probably just on the very edge of death and was giving it his all

[@kafeh3300]

@@rileyhaynes2515 actual fucking fight to the death lol

[@caseychambers3046]

Almost pissed myself at the end. Wasn't expecting that ridiculousness

[@WinterFairy1854]

Nah, screw Crytek-that was art. Now any time I hear “ Bob and weave”, I’m gunna think of that stupid shit I just watched, and then because of this video and what it was, Hunt: Showdown. Lmfao they owe you that money xD

[@sn00dles83]

Sam’s cutting edge humour can’t be contained by soulless execs and big wigs at some multi-national conglomerate

[@bip8073]

Giving us this double perspective you've shown us truly how much Aqua dies and is useless. Unless you count him being bait or something, probably the only reason you play with him.

[@saulgallagher5668]

I thought the bob and weave joke was gonna be about the hairstyles lmfao

[@grimreefer9324]

Cunning, self-serving, greedy... I think it’s fair to say that the Slytherins in Hairy Pothead were probably all Rats too.

[@JackalArtsmith]

Aqua's video clips making Sam sound like the intro radio garble from the OG Republic Commando game

[@raine-time]

Hunt looks fun but I suck ass at PvP and I imagine the servers are full of people like Sam

[@BoggydanBuckney]

He tried to kill a guy 20+m away with a terminus. He's not the kind of player you'll need to worry about 😂😂

[@rovert1879]

Casually hits a horse and Aqua thinks nothing of it

[@i_didnt_stutter6962]

jesus how long they got you held hostage...i mean under contract to play this game lol

[@BigBoyDuckie]

they've been consistently playing this game for years, they just genuinely like it. Rightfully so, it's a great game

[@i_didnt_stutter6962]

@@BigBoyDuckie it was a joke, lol, i love hunt

[@BigBoyDuckie]

@@i_didnt_stutter6962 haha aight, just always trying to get more recognition for hunt

[@roelfjoubert1128]

This is without a doubt the best game endorsement I've ever witnessed. - Early 2000's dad

[@jessemannen6750]

i game where i kill every woman in sight 10/10

[@bringbacktheshekelscheme1997]

God most of sams most memorable lines come from his hunt videos, me and my friends quote these videos all the damn time.

[@tabletop2877]

This dope 🔥

[@Chazred]

I really like the 2 angle editing style, plz keep it

[@Kshpew]

Does anyone know what Jippy song is in the beginning?

[@SoggyMicrowaveNugget]

NGL I cried laughing at the breakdown of the Bob and weave joke XD

[@FunkingPrink]

What's the song at the end? Looked through most of Jippy's content and couldn't find it lol

[@bigdickbazuso198]

I feel like Sam’s hiding it from me 😡

[@carsonladd7506]

Yea same it's driving me crazy

[@carsonladd7506]

Lmk if you figure it out

[@zachanderson6530]

Poob would get the magic hat on him to decide what house he’s in and the hat would just say “the fuck is this? Is this a child?”

[@DirtyMacflurry]

Alright, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking...Aqua Looks like he stinks

[@removelimitbreak7524]

Bob and his weave, name a more iconic duo. Ill wait.