David Cross Breaks Down BDSM Body Language Of Steven Crowder

[@cosmosofinfinity]

LOL David Cross literally just started out with "Crowder who?" sincerely. Just threw Crowder's idiotic excuse right back at him.

[@BDscenes]

He also said he doesn't know Ethan, either...

[@Gmex_ONE]

@BDscenes just threw @cosmosofinfinity’s idiotic comment right back at him.

[@oggamer2244]

@@BDscenes ethan didnt use that as an excuse though thats the difference.

[@Krackerjax]

I thought this was a bit at first, and he was just messing around. You know, as a way to clown on Cowards thing he said.

[@oggamer2244]

@@Krackerjax we are in a bubble where we think everyone knows these youtube personalities but most people dont and dont give a shit.

[@d48731]

“I don’t know who that is” is so powerful.

[@LordBandit200]

He doesn't have enough subscribers.🤣🤣🤣

[@ifiwantyoutofeel]

They would say "Crowder who ?"

[@aabahdjfisosososos]

@@LordBandit200 huh? He has 6 million subscribers

[@samwich3972]

"in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives, telling online surveys that i "Dont know" wh[o Steven Crowder is] constitutes Heroism"

[@alvinanis3006]

@@aabahdjfisosososos It's the joke repeating what Chowder said

[@TheRealTrueCrimeAnalyst]

“Is this like a rap thing?” David Cross asked.

[@FrostedRaps]

Twas funny as heck

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Fuckin love David cross dude. I can’t tell if he’s being serious or fucking with us and that’s why I love him

[@nunyabidness1852]

that was great

[@johnniiee146]

Sam. With sincerity, please continue to shamelessly milk this win at least until every last view has been squeezed out, I promise you I will never get tired of it.

[@psychicbyinternet]

Second.

[@stephss]

Coy

[@jenpenn22]

I fully support this

[@MrYago-xd7um]

Ironically this is possibly the only way you could Change a right winger's mind.

[@chaosvii]

This particular dunking on Chowder is only slightly more fun than the joy I feel when Dave Rubin has said yet another stupid thing and is effortlessly ridiculed on the show for it.

[@RobTheMovieReviewer]

Crowder is such a failed comedian that a real acomplished stand up comedian doesn't even know who he is.

[@pacotaco1246]

Crowder is a "comedian"

[@commander_goose5434]

Crowder is incredibly funny. Whenever he opens his mouth the entire clown college falls out.

[@aabahdjfisosososos]

A racist?

[@goskaterightnow]

It was so pathetic hearing Coward say that Sam sucks at comedy, when Sam is waaaayyy more successful at comedy

[@jayhollows5729]

@@commander_goose5434 are you referring to his leprechaun co-host falls out of his mouth.

[@kellyalves756]

“Is this like a rap thing?” David Cross doesn’t even have to try, he just burps and the guy is roasted.

[@kellyalves756]

Also, he’s doing a dead ass imitation of Observe. 😁

[@redrick8900]

He was actually making fun of the whole situation.

[@nunyabidness1852]

@@kellyalves756 i loved that part

[@thewinterwoods]

I'm jealous of anyone who has never heard of Steven Crowder. Must be nice.

[@voltaire3001]

Love SAM. Crowder is loud but irrelevant. 😑

[@DSVII]

I never heard of him or seder till this week lol so this was interesting

[@troubledwaters7441]

Cross knows exactly who Crowder is....it's a bit, a joke.

[@blaheer8743]

@@voltaire3001 Crowder is always looked at as a propaganda channel, never seen his content but that’s all I really know.

[@barbiquearea]

Unfortunately I knew about him when he was the voice for The Brain in Arthur.

[@Bellyouaredough]

I've been a fan of David Cross for like 20+ years and I still can't tell if anything he says is satire or not, and that's why I love him.

[@PotatoVomit]

if you didn't know his style of comedy, you would think he is the biggest asshole haha

[@mjohnson1741]

Honestly, him being a Trump supporter made me look at him differently.

[@soblakismyself]

@@mjohnson1741 I'm pretty sure Cross voting for Trump was just a bit.

[@MrCaptainTea]

@@mjohnson1741 Dude. You’re really that simple?! It was an obvious joke, just like the whole bit in this video.

[@mrlarvux]

@@mjohnson1741 Votes for Trump then makes a friendly guest appearance on Sam’s show. Makes sense

[@CS-nw9si]

I love that Sam is milking this to death lmao it will never get old

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

nazis hate this so of course he needs to do it. It's his duty as a... Ya know... Decent person in the fight against monster people lol

[@CS-nw9si]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 I think Lindsay Ellis made a great video comparing why Nazis like stuff like American History X but hate The Producers. They can't spin embarrassment ;)

[@andresmorera6426]

This indeed will never get old. ❤

[@BBALFONSECAPONE]

Making sure it stays a fucking nightmare for crowder 😂

[@paulthomas4908]

“Sam Stop. He’s already dead.”

[@bobbyunagi]

Don't jump the shark, Sam

[@andrew_owens7680]

I'm picturing Steven rising up on a stack of Koch money like the police guy from Terminator.

[@nuanil]

No

[@FallstarFL]

David Cross roasts Steven Crowder for 30 minutes straight.

[@666zombee]

33:22 clowning 😆

[@naconaco1]

If I remember right he starred I small soldiers as the nerd scientist. Fave movie he's in

[@Philbert-s2c]

@@naconaco1 I liked him in Men In Black II

[@PhoenixHinds]

@@naconaco1 I liked him from Mr. Show.

[@danceonfirejim]

That's because David Cross is flaming

[@SourSpark.]

I laughed so fucking hard at this. "His body language is telling me this is a nightmare for him" lmfao

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Even funnier when Sam is like... Well... It's what he said lol. And Cross is just like "I'm only focusing on body movement sam". like omfg I can't lol....

[@schmty8947]

david cross is so hilarious and so quick

[@magnabosco210]

9:30

[@GoogleVideoMan]

A fucking nightmare to be exact.

[@Parallelcatman]

I never heard of Steven Crowder until he mocked George Floyd's death.

[@ashtonshephard3852]

That's why he did it, for the outrage and attention. It grows his brand. George Lincoln rockwell picked up on this in the middle of the 1900s

[@sarahobah]

I knew of the change my mind table but people kept cropping him out lol

[@thedebatemechannel4746]

Which was the point

[@michael_c2]

@@thedebatemechannel4746 yeah.... the idea is to piss everyone off so they try to stop your advertisers or something so they can complain about being oppressed and censored. It's embarrassing that 6 million subscribers fall for that shit

[@xXSpartan757Xx]

You people are so deluded lmao 🤡

[@toi_techno]

a "holster" without a gun is just a bondage harness

[@CiGambino]

Underrated comment

[@ItsOgre]

Exactly.

[@no_peace]

Who says a bondage harness can't have a gun on it

[@andrew_owens7680]

@@no_peace That's EXTREME S&M TO THE MAXXX!!!

[@stephss]

Pretty sure he's packing.

[@hylogibbon]

David Cross is a genius. He just comes up with the most subtly witty insults to Crowden right on the spot.

[@ravenillusion2596]

Don't need to be a genius cross just pointed out the obvious. That being, why he has cross on for just to bitch again about Steve's dumbass

[@politicaltroll8920]

When real life people find out about Internet drama

[@Loonimis]

The old entertainment industry like Hollywood is on a high horse bubble in it’s own.

[@MrYago-xd7um]

@@Loonimis ..I'll give you this, associating David Cross with a hollywood high horse gave me pause.

[@jlastre]

@@Loonimis _Larry the Cable Guy_ is that you?

[@M0oranshi]

Everytime I try to explain internet drama to my 64 year old mom: 'Stop showing me cockroaches I am making jam/painting some cabins I couldn't care less give me cat videos'

[@Dayonetheone]

@@M0oranshi 🤣😅

[@ozzier9483]

OMG David Cross Yet another Legend Sam Seder Knows.

[@HillsAliveYT]

And yet another legend who has no idea who Steven Crowder is nor that he's a "comedian".

[@realchoodle]

I mean Seder is an actor...

[@bibsp3556]

I think they've voice acted together

[@slampey]

@@bibsp3556 cross is also a socialist and sam was a TV writer, a lot of comedians that arent in the Joe Rogan vortex are leftists

[@MrYago-xd7um]

Seder isn't much for stand up so he brought in David who was. Cower isn't much for grandfather clocks so he brought in a leprechaun. Conclusion? Both sides do it and we need a third holster system. ;)

[@Cancellator5000]

I didn't know David Cross doubled as a body language expert. He's truly a renaissance man.

[@LenaLangton]

It’s critical S&M theory, he reads body language through the lens of S&M

[@Cancellator5000]

@@LenaLangton Wow he's more specialized than I thought. The man is full of surprises.

[@woadblue]

@@LenaLangton which he learned at the "gothic asshole", right?

[@SeanPorterPDX]

He’s an analytical therapist… there’s a shorter term for it, but I don’t recall what it was… 😂

[@tungstensmum1491]

@@SeanPorterPDXit’s analyapist? Or something like that. 🤔 🤔 🤔

[@DaybreakTownGSA]

Imagine being so Not Online that you're blessed with ignorance about who Steven Crowder is

[@ernestov1777]

Laughing stock of America. That's who Cold Feet Cowarder is.

[@pacotaco1246]

Sounds like a blessing

[@rpgeek22]

He knows who he is the whole segment was dunking on crowder

[@DaybreakTownGSA]

@@rpgeek22 I know but imagine

[@pickelkilla]

It’s a joke bro

[@phil-c]

Haha Crowder got “Stephen who’d?” genuinely by Mr. Cross.

[@byronnotbryon8605]

@@link6397 don't cut yourself on that edge bro.

[@phil-c]

@@link6397 link who are you? ***edit annnnnd he’s gone lol

[@shis1988]

@@link6397 yeah reported,

[@laurenwalker1048]

@@shis1988 yup, reported twice

[@waka1834]

To be fair sam kinda gets “sam who’d?” as well haha

[@joefather6084]

I love David Cross' comedy style. It's less like he's telling jokes and more like he's just a genuinely funny guy saying things.

[@18skeltor]

His standup is hilarious, especially his older stuff, even if a lot of it hasn't aged well since he talks a lot about the current issues at the time.

[@justcommenting4981]

w0t?

[@YoursTrulyThe1Pony]

Good old Uncle Ian

[@fuckoff4705]

we are of the same kin, brother

[@derekhieb7458]

I wish Michael Brooks was here too enjoy this with his beautiful laughter.

[@krschu00]

It’s incredibly unfair that Michael doesn’t get to be a part of all this. Cruel world.

[@EGstill85]

Absolutely.

[@TheAwe50me]

Rip 🙏

[@Nobody-hc2bo]

Who is Micheal? I’ve seen a lot of comments about him and I am unfamiliar with who he is

[@krschu00]

@@Nobody-hc2bo Michael Brooks. He was Sam's cohost for years. He died very suddenly last year. You really missed out. He was quick, great impressionist and sense of humor, just all around good guy and huge asset to the left.

[@deadletter4317]

“I don’t know who this man is. Sorry to this man”

[@baum8981]

I actually feel sorry for David Cross for now being familiar with crowder

[@iitstre_4550]

I can’t not read this in her voice and it’s so much better now 😂

[@tinamoul]

@@baum8981 Exactly, imagine how much better his life must have been until he found out Steven Crowder is. I actually had a very similar experience with Ben Shapiro, I didn't know who he was until the BBC segment. My life was so much better not knowing

[@deedelrio7744]

Underrated comment.

[@Brian19451]

He didn’t know Ethan either

[@leobasca9463]

This never gets old, seeing crowder shaken up and genuinely nervous was so refreshing. He’s the same scared kid as he was in his stand up career.

[@biackopsspokciab6849]

Scared? H3 lied to Steven. He offered to debate following the back and forth between the two, and Steven accepted it. Ethan knew he couldn't debate, even said it himself, so he shoved in Sedar. It was very cowardly & manipulative. There is a reason people don't debate Sedar. Whenever he does, he gets destroyed. He doesn't know what he's talking about, has a dying channel & constantly tries to debate far larger creators. If you don't debate him, you are a coward? Sedar is very entitled & uninformed. And Ethan is the same. He can't prove anything wrong. He just dodged and lied, and both Sedar & H3H3, and their fanbases, coped far hard during& following the situation.

[@biackopsspokciab6849]

When Sedar debates with someone like ActualJusticeWarrior, he gets obliterated. Good on Crowder for ending it when Sedar & Ethan play their pathetic games.

[@pokerilaama8864]

who could be that in love with crowder?? telling obvious untruths to defend his honour, by some mechanism??? Even steven himself loathes himself too much to hide it@@biackopsspokciab6849

[@phantom_isle]

​@@biackopsspokciab6849lmao coming to a 2 year old video to defend a racist, rapist, and wife beater

[@pooshoveler]

It's a holster for when he starts a fight with a union member and loses again.

[@greeneyedlady5580]

That was a priceless moment. It never gets old.

[@zombiematt2006]

I thought it was for his Fruit shoots.

[@pooshoveler]

@@zombiematt2006 he plays fruit cowboy a lot. It's a new version of fruit ninja.

[@daymanfighterofthenightman]

Lmfao

[@christianc.christian5025]

I know you’re being funny, but this is absolutely accurate. People who treat firearms as props or toys do so because they fantasize about using them how kids do. “I’ll shoot you if you beat me up!”

[@raquetdude]

Crowder calls himself a comedian and has a comedy show. To see David Cross make a comedy skit out of Crowder is perfect after his comments and running away.

[@valrymlexeous6091]

Uh... Steven didn't run away. The terms of their agreement were broken. It's like picking a fight in school then asking another kid to fight for you. Steven said a calm 1 on 1 debate. No co hosts or help. Sam is blacklisted everywhere for a reason.

[@TheHuxleyAgnostic]

@@valrymlexeous6091 He ran away.

[@slambrew3849]

@@valrymlexeous6091 I’m gonna need you to cry harder

[@valrymlexeous6091]

The terms of the fight were broken. He agreed to terms and said 'nope I need help'

[@valrymlexeous6091]

@@slambrew3849 not crying in the least. I came to see the other side of the argument like a normal person and just correcting errors.

[@eljefe104]

It's great that David Cross (a legend in the comedy stand up scene) has no idea who failed comedian Steven Crowder is.

[@jamesfarquhar8507]

You have to be a comedian and then ruin it to be a failed comedian, like a comedian that makes it and then their whole Shtick becomes fear-mongering about trans people, as a comedian they become toxic and unfunny and then I believe they become a failed comedian.

[@544001]

David - "What's the other guy's name?" Sam - "Me?" lol I love David Cross

[@eclecticsteak]

Was that a joke i couldnt tell

[@nrXic]

@@eclecticsteak Yeah it was a joke they've worked together many times.

[@A2Z83]

davids delivery is perfect

[@sgtjohnson49]

He is such a conceited asshole.. it's fantastic.

[@_gorezone_]

I mean, David Cross is THE Leather Daddy.

[@burtgrabmore2972]

He wanted something that says "Dad likes leather".

[@nathanielbrigham4320]

@@burtgrabmore2972 something that says... “leather daddy”?

[@yodawithasoda2272]

@@nathanielbrigham4320 oh do u have something like that?

[@deankruse2891]

who would want to mess with him

[@nathanielbrigham4320]

@@deankruse2891 mmh... “moo” honey

[@Mayhem_Inc]

“They’re so close to having a point, but they’re just not there yet.” That had me rolling 😂

[@t.j._edits9669]

Steven Crowder: "My audience would say 'Sam Who?' " David Cross: "Crowder Who?"

[@Gmex_ONE]

Did u know the point ur attempting to make holds no validity and generally comes from the aptitude of a novice?

[@Straightedgefish]

@@Gmex_ONE Just because you incoherently, jumbled up words, doesn’t make you a intellectual. Go back to your safe space.

[@bigbaddawg101]

That must really sting because Crowder likes to pretend like he's a comedian.

[@Gmex_ONE]

@@Straightedgefish if my comment comes off as incoherent to u, it would then be u who isn’t quite making the cut as an intellectual. Oh the irony! 😉

[@zeek7603]

sam prior to show- "can you pretend to not know steven or ethan so people think you are unbiased"

[@charlesthorndike2702]

I love how Sam Seder has gotten 60000 new subscribers since the "debate", while Crowder's subscriber count is currently at a standstill/net-zero

[@zowy4490]

We all want him to grow his suscriber count so that Crowder will have to debate him (and finally loses all his excuses to not do so)

[@pacotaco1246]

I subscribed and view seders videos now to support this lol

[@heistivo]

Subbed after I saw how terrified crowder was lol

[@Numenorean921]

because youtube makes sure Crowder doesn't get any organic traffic

[@tcritt]

@@Numenorean921 So people saw the video and then KZbin somehow prevented them from searching for his channel by typing in his name and subscribing? Riiiiiight. Haha. Cope harder.

[@IzanBuu]

“That seems anti-Asian, that seems beneath this man” Yea, if only

[@nicholasjohnston9220]

When has he been against asians?

[@Vastilious]

@@nicholasjohnston9220 he dreased his friend up as a racist depiction of asians big teeth racist eyes and everything

[@callum6224]

@@Vastilious lmao, I shouldn’t be surprised there’s literally a specific anti Asian thing you can find on KZbin. I was going to make a point that he’s been demonstrably racist to Mexicans, black people, etc. so why not Asians, but I’m glad you had an example.

[@jfk8540]

@@nicholasjohnston9220 he dressed up as the racist caricature of the asian man from breakfast at tiffany’s i think and had an asian kid on his show and couldn’t help himself but to make ching chong ring a gong jokes the entire time

[@SSky06]

Steven Crowder: "No one has ever heard of you, Sam." David Cross: "I have no idea who Steven Crowder is." while appearing on Sam's show.

[@albertovasquez1385]

David also has never heard of toilet paper, or soap or toothpaste, etc..

[@Mark-td6wh]

@@albertovasquez1385 not true-the never nudes are intimately aware of this hygiene propaganda!

[@AheadOfTomorrow]

@@albertovasquez1385 the grime on that man is sacred and shall never be washed away!

[@troubledwaters7441]

it's a bit. A comedy bit. Cross is absolutely roasting Crowder.

[@andrew_owens7680]

The opening volley was a direct hit below the waterline.

[@JohnHall]

Crowder looks like he is wearing George Michael's muscle suit from Arrested Development.

[@tinalulumack378]

😂😂

[@austintyler7901]

Fuuuuuuck That killed me 😆

[@pyrrhospizza5938]

I'll understand more then you'll... never know

[@thepowerofthegodhand7003]

😂😂😂

[@MegInWhispers]

i thought this too 😂😭

[@thrashandburn10221]

"I'm not listening, Sam. If you want that kind of analysis it's going to be at least twice as much..."

[@charityetzkorn4710]

Oh shit we got Dr Tobias Funke in the house. I love David Cross.

[@naughtiusmaximus1811]

Tobias as a gnome

[@jamesbailey8635]

This was the guy that blue himself---for the Blue Man Group?

[@TheFrostyboiz]

🥶 oops I blue myself

[@KARKAT420]

As a zoomer, I only know him from Alvin and the Chipmunks and Megamind lol.

[@barbiquearea]

Maybe he will get Cold Feed Crowder to invest in GOBIAS Industries.

[@erin1569]

This interview should've ended when David Cross said he has never heard about crowder. Why would you corrupt a pure soul?

[@squidwardnixon]

I think It's a bit

[@JayRamahi3810]

Well I mean he charges more for listening so I think he was good 👍

[@Who.isbrian]

The irony of wearing a shirt that says “fight like hell”, yet running from Sam.

[@Ahiatua]

The Irony of pretending your for freedom, yet acting like someone owes you a Debate. And no one it "Running from Sam" Sam is a Drifter trying to boost his popularity through people who actually put in the work. Coat Tail Seder is just looking for another ride. But Hey, you leftists stay hateful to Freedom Loving Patriots. And you keep supporting Click Bait Gotcha Moments that just prove whos disingenuous. But you dont support Honesty, you support click bait hate. Ethan and Seder are great at creating click bait bullshit that has the entertainment value of paint drying on a wall.

[@travelerperson33]

LMAO

[@Who.isbrian]

@@Ahiatua my best friend is about as conservative as they get lmao. I’m a leftist, sure, but I have no problem criticizing other lefties if they do something dumb. It’s okay to criticize your own party.

[@AlwaysAC]

@@Ahiatua nah. Crowder wants his ideas to be taken seriously and think he understands how a country should be run. Why on earth, given how seriously he takes himself, would he run from a debate with another political commentator? Why on earth would he only ever debate collage kids and goofy youtubers? Why do you think crowder lacks the faith in his ideas to stand up for them against genuine opposition? I get that he’s your boy and you’re having the visceral gut reaction one has when one has committed part of their identity to something that turn out to be totally false, but try set that aside for a second and genuinely think about the questions I’m asking. Why wouldn’t crowder debate anyone who is actually capable of giving real opposition?

[@maximeteppe7627]

I mean, it's clear enough, Fighting like Hell means that when it's time to fight, you just freeze.

[@artchemist4460]

It's honestly a good thing he didn't know Steven. His analysis won't be as biased.

[@badchannelname]

I’m not usually into kink shaming but I am definitely into Crowder shaming, it’s my kink.

[@johnholland9371]

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[@Strype13]

I feel like he summarized Steven's entire existence quite nicely when he made the "baby wanna go poopie" diagnosis.

[@joebarra1010]

Dang I wanted to comment this. Take my like damnit.

[@scotthuber7094]

All while complaining about the person so much. Who mentions who way more?

[@rsr789]

Has anyone yelled at Crowder's mother for not aborting him? Pre-or-post birth?

[@joshuaDstarks]

Steven Crowder level 1 minstrel terrible at spells smells distinct

[@gunslingerSlade]

Sam Seder level 66 lawyer eyes : velveteen lasers prefers wizard archetype in skyrim

[@no.1tinzley722]

@@gunslingerSlade p Oops

[@PittsburghSonido]

Handball handball handball go away sam

[@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer]

Crush up your crackers mateys hot fish crouders ready!

[@mymathmind]

@@gunslingerSlade with the Jesse icon too 😂. Fire.

[@Kylopod]

"Debate with Ethan Klein featuring Sam Seder - is this like a rap battle?" I don't know if he was trying to be funny, but that made me laugh.

[@Nobody-hc2bo]

David Cross’ level of deadpan is inhuman

[@mypillowguy445]

*To Catch a Coward* Crowder: So you want to debate? Ethan: You know I've never debated before... Crowder: I'll be your first. _(Sam walks in with transcript in hand...)_ Crowder: Fuck! I knew this would happen! Sam: Why don't you have a seat right over there...

[@Mikitanfox1]

"I'd like to debate your brains out" ... "now what did you mean by that cowarder?"

[@mypillowguy445]

@@Mikitanfox1 😂😂😂 Sam would _blank_ him in the _blank._

[@alexjaybrady]

Sam trying to explain exruciating millennial youtube hate-preachers to an even Boomerier person was a delight

[@One.DeSanctis.]

GenX

[@biackopsspokciab6849]

What has Crowder said that's hateful?

[@abook2141]

@@biackopsspokciab6849 literally just watch his stuff

[@biackopsspokciab6849]

@@abook2141 What has he said that's hateful? Do you have a quote, clip, video, etc. -- anything that he's said that's hateful, that's discriminatory on the basis of Race/Ethnicity, Gender/Sex, etc.?

[@abook2141]

@@biackopsspokciab6849 and i'm telling you to actually watch his videos. this is the man who dressed up as a woman to get access to a women only gym bc he wanted to harass women and mock transwomen, who has said multiple racist slurs against mexicans, asians, black people etc and literally abuses his wife. i don't get why you're trying so hard to fight this.

[@michael_c2]

Ethan eating this pistachios ever so slowly is a really nice contradiction to the panic in Steven's face

[@andrew_owens7680]

Ethan knew that whatever happened, he'd have an easy day. I wonder how many views Sam's appearance drove to his site.

[@sparklyunicorn5431]

Yes!!🤣😂

[@dannedifyoudo]

I love that he doesn’t know him

[@ingibingi2000]

He's fucking around, he knows what's up

[@easterdm]

If he had his name in neon behind him he would!

[@basquat76]

You just know it's killing Crowder that this famous comedian doesn't know who he is.

[@julian1259]

It's a bit

[@oldaccount5217]

Yeah well nobody knows who he is either. Beta voice and looks old

[@bishopconnor]

“…what are you bringing me into it?! This is on YOU, Sam. You go and debate him. Call him up and debate him. Don’t be scared.” I love that David Cross!

[@hailcthulhu419]

Steven Crowder has two beards... The one on his face and the one that he married. Change my mind.

[@DannyBoy...]

Well crafted sir

[@christyadams9235]

Adam that's hilarious

[@ColdFusion223]

I mean.. she's objectively hot, dude. What's the idea of throwing shade if it doesn't stick? It's like saying 'Sam's co-host is fat'. Well she's not, but okay?

[@hailcthulhu419]

@P K that's some weak-ass trolling. Do better.

[@hailcthulhu419]

@@ColdFusion223 ummm... I don't think you understand what a "beard" is. 🤣

[@cctomcat321]

This whole thing was funnier than Crowder's entire career combined. And the, "idk who he is" coming from a comedian referring to another "comedian", or rather comedian wannabe, was a 3rd degree roast by itself.

[@troubledwaters7441]

yeah, it's all a bit. Cross knows the whole story. Hilarious, and a vicious burn!

[@davidjiron3320]

@@1995BlackBinks you’re so mad

[@Helvetica_Scenario]

@@1995BlackBinks Your boy got roasted by a comedy legend and it was so damn easy, because he's a fucking coward.

[@iitstre_4550]

@@1995BlackBinks Cry more. Touch some grass. Kiss an confining train. Any of those options are preferable to your current state.

[@norankinsignia5195]

Well i mean i dont know a single person who even knew this guy was a comedian either. 85 percent of the people who know this guy only know him as the angry manager from alvin and the chipmunks.

[@katherinemcintosh7247]

I am a gun owner. I was raised by a Texas man in “gun culture.” What I tell people who ask me if, or assert that, they need to be armed when they go to “x” place is, “if you think you may need to kill someone there, don’t go there.” Common sense…unless one is looking for a reason to kill someone, in which case, same advice. Killing people is against the law. One risks death or prison when they shoot their guns in populated areas which do not include a “down range” option.

[@muttweedz]

I think what Steven actually needs is to finally do something for himself and not the person he thinks he needs to be perceived as. He clearly lives in fear of his father's judgment and that has manifested itself into his hateful politics. He actually hates himself. He doesn't understand though that he only thinks he hates himself. He actually hates that his father doesn't accept and love him for who he truly is. This whole thing for Steven is an act. He's being the person he thinks his father will love and believes that thereafter he (Steven) will finally love himself. What would really help him is for him to finally wear a dress in public outside of one of his skits and that first time should be him publicly shopping for other dresses, maybe even trying some on. I think this a viable path forward for Steven. This is all just so sad.

[@mlu007]

David Cross literally said that some of Crowder's body language suggests latent homosexuality @9:19

[@TheCamerama]

He’s definitely overcompensating for something, and thankfully I haven’t watched a lot of him but self-deprecation doesn’t seem to come easy to him.

[@seanceknowles2911]

Ypu really hit the nail on the head. I’ve never watched Crowders show, but I am aware of him and his political views because I watch HasanAbi and Ethan does talk about him as well so I looked him up. This is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw the whole “debate” ok H3’s channel. He gives me second hand embarrassment.

[@moralkombat66]

Steven would make a cute girl

[@ryankibler7973]

"His Trapezoids" David Cross is a National Treasure

[@CPSPD]

My fucking god I just realised they’re not called that

[@itsnickandabby]

He said it with such confidence that I didn’t even question 😂

[@link6397]

Nation of Judea treasure?

[@sharath_doc]

Trapezius or trapezoids is correct

[@ryankibler7973]

@@sharath_doc the muscles are called Trapezius muscles. The geometrical shape is a trapezoid. Yes, the root of both words refer to the shape but he was making a joke. He has very dry humor and has a way with words.

[@edwardcampbell8807]

David Cross' bullshit sounds more convincing than most people speaking with sincerity. Not least of all Crowder.

[@argo8028]

Hilarious that Steven Crowder, the guy who said “Sam who?”, got hit by that “Steven who?”.

[@lagflu]

I’m sure that was a joke, but it was a good one lol

[@robertmrivera]

Is was Sam Wu

[@Brian19451]

David didn’t know Ethan either so it’s not really an insult

[@ipetrik6390]

To be fair the dudes like 60 and even less people have heard of him than crowder. So not much of got you back moment.

[@clairpres2914]

@@ipetrik6390 dude is in movies and tv shows so what the are u talking about?

[@dumbdolphindragon]

As much as I have enjoyed every moment of this Seder humiliating Crowder debacle, I thought I was over it... until David Cross stepped in. This is the absolute best take I have seen thus far. David Cross is the GOAT.

[@jakobthealien]

27:01 Emma’s “that’s nice” response to David’s description of “hard on the outside, soft on the inside” absolutely kills me 😂💀

[@eeguy77]

This is god tier rubbing it in to chowder and his band of cowardettes. "Excuse me while this nobody calls in David Cross to mock you for 30 mins" to hit Chowder right in his deepest insecurity - being a failed comedian.

[@PureAblution]

I don’t know what’s funnier: the analysis itself or imagining crowder watching it absolutely steaming mad because he doesn’t get it at all.

[@psychicbyinternet]

He 100% watched this.

[@austintyler7901]

@@psychicbyinternet oh you know he did, at least 3 times! And his shitty, uncomedic mine has NO CLUE what to do in response 🤣

[@LeNaInLoVe]

good one X)

[@michelegouse191]

Pounding his fists and crying to daddy the whole time, I'm sure. 😂😂😂

[@TheAwe50me]

Yea I seen him watching it

[@Helvetica_Scenario]

This is gold. This is what David Cross is a master at. This is such an epic roast, and the genius is how low key it is.

[@silverhours449]

But does David Cross even have more than one million subscribers?

[@robertstan298]

He must have like 50 million, no other explanation to how he never heard of Steven Coward!

[@jf1573]

@@robertstan298 I heard of him but never saw him before … probably because he's constantly running away.

[@andrew_owens7680]

What I love is that Sam, who NOBODY likes according to Crower, has a guest on for half an hour who is a bigger comedian than Steven ever was in the same room with.

[@kriskross7606]

Lol 😂

[@greeneyedlady5580]

@@andrew_owens7680 Yup. Sam had a lot of friends, many of whom are much more successful and/or famous than Crowder could ever hope to be.

[@Sprite_525]

The reveal that David wasn’t listening, cuz he charges twice as much to listen AND watch, was so funny lmfao 🤣

[@samm8717]

True

[@jannacoyote4246]

That was my favorite bit, right there. Lol! 🤣😂💜🤣😂

[@nunyabidness1852]

"that was a freebie" I love this.

[@SeanLaMontagne]

He's so God damn sassy and dry and I love it

[@thegreatdeconstruction]

I love how annoyed David Cross is with the whole thing. You can tell he thinks this is completely ludicrous to spend his time on and I love it.

[@albertaguilar1059]

One of my favorite David Cross quotes is "I'm not saying all Republicans are sexist racist homophobes, I'm saying the people they choose to elect and represent them.. are."

[@KaylaMarie_]

I love how Emma suggested that Crowder uses a gun during sex and David's response is "I don't think anyone is going that far". What a bizarre and hilarious exchange.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Don't give chowder any ideas lol.

[@anarchomando7707]

Would it be okay to use a Megatron toy as a prop for sex

[@danielyeary148]

I guarantee that Crowder only does missionary, once a year at that

[@CharlieApples]

I’m so glad that we’ve gotten to a point in history where we can openly talk about how obviously gay Steven Crowder is. Like his clothes “accidentally” shrunk three sizes in the wash.

[@matrix91234]

I dont get the whole idea of "Beard being masculine either". I always assumed its because you eat healthy or being healthy overall, dealing with hardships(though i think that one is kinda overrated either way, not giving into despair is a better one with me), but overall proving that you can be better than what you ought not to be. Just some common sense life goals more or less

[@davy209]

“You can hear his sphincter tightening up!” Oh God! I’m dead!!! 😂

[@jbibro]

Hearing David Cross describe Minnie Pearl as a “white segregationist” is about the funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time! Thank you for having him on your show.

[@xVQxV.]

Could you explain the funny?

[@cosminiancu8371]

“Sam Who” - “that’s anti-asian” bwhahaha! I’m dying here!

[@MrDrProfessorSir962]

🤣🤣 we don’t do this

[@twintalk2943]

“Is this like a rap thing”……the man saw the word “featuring” and assumed rap 😂🤣😂🤣

[@michael_c2]

In hindsight it probably should have been a rap video

[@troubledwaters7441]

nah it's a bit, a joke, the whole thing. Cross knows the whole story lol

[@twintalk2943]

@@troubledwaters7441 I know….he’s knows damn seder isn’t a rapper……..it’s pretty obvious, but thank you for getting me up to speeed. I really appreciate it.

[@link6397]

I saw your avatar and assumed cross the street.

[@politicaltroll8920]

Crowder’s chances against Sam would be better in a rap battle. Maybe he should have changes the format from debate to rap battle when Sam showed up.

[@AaronBowley]

cross is so good he's transcended comedy into just a pure being of humor

[@f0t0b0y]

David’s brilliant. I took my wife on our second date to see David’s standup. So funny.

[@Bad_At_Parties]

How a child roasts someone: "You're not as popular as me and super not funny and your eyes are weird and stuff." How a man roasts someone: Cloaks their masterful roast as a thirty minute long body language analysis. Checkmate to Cross.

[@usernotfound904]

Chowder-Head Crowder 😂 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@timo5601]

Hahaha! David "Why does he need a gun?" Emma "In case Sam Seder comes on the screen." Emma's the boss.

[@DorianGrayClampitt]

David was annoyed he didn’t come up with that first, it’s solid gold.

[@davidcookson4043]

Behavioral analysis was David cross' original occupation. He took up acting because it was an "easy" way to pay bills.

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

"Ethan has a KZbin Show that millions of people watch. Steven Crowder has a KZbin Show that millions of cretins watch." LOL, got me dead.

[@lytoxel]

@@aabahdjfisosososos More fun than naming your ass “Some person”.

[@MachonyLeeoun]

@@aabahdjfisosososos proves he's an anarchist

[@mdselmer4249]

And Sedar has a show that, by comparison, nobody watches

[@alvinanis3006]

@@mdselmer4249 Ok and?

[@aabahdjfisosososos]

@@lytoxel weak

[@stephmgreen]

the amount of people in these comments that don't understand that this is a bit...genuinely concerns me.

[@stephss]

You are the only one, who mentions it.

[@democrazy69]

A bit? How dare you. If you don't understand the science of body language, don't crap on it.

[@LostButBroken]

It always happens when Sam has his comedian friends on.

[@richardjones2455]

It's very subtle humor, however, just watching Emma's face was kind of a dead giveaway, she was trying not to laugh, but failed in the end.

[@nicolascoursbarracq]

I honestly think there was more truth to this bit than to the actual 'science' on the matter.

[@scrimblo1999]

I'm conflicted about the holster because I love tactical gear and sometimes I wish it were normalized to dress like I live in a dystopian setting* but I also love laughing at conservative soy boy neo fascists who are so terrified of life itself that they feel the need to wear as many weapons on them as physically possible at all times. Like what is he so afraid of in his own damn studio? Does he think Ethan and Sam are going to be intimidated by him if he wears his weapon holster to a fuckin zoom call? 💀 *Granted, I don't actually carry guns on me, I just have an autistic obsession with cargo pants and harnesses/holsters for holding a ridiculous amount of useful objects on me like box cutters, hand sanitizer, bottle openers, pens, nail clippers, Band-Aids, ear plugs, bobby pins, sunscreen, Bluetooth earbuds, micro tape measure, micro screwdriver, collapsible water cup, power bank, painkillers, inhalers, I could go on forever my outfits are like Mary Poppins bag, I even have this hoodie that can be transformed into a string backpack in case I get too hot.

[@brianitis]

"Steven Crowder has a show that millions of cretins watch" lmao

[@freedombro]

Its easier to other then it is to try to actually debate . Sam couldn't get a debate because he's a troll

[@alvinanis3006]

@@freedombro Uhhh I'm pretty sure it was Chowder who ran away from that debate...no?

[@Daneelro]

@@freedombro Yes, Sam couldn't get a debate because Crowder is a troll only interested in othering others.

[@freedombro]

@@alvinanis3006 sam and Steven never had a debate lol Its pretty amazing how people think he achieved anything

[@freedombro]

@@Daneelro sounds like sam to me

[@ihatetoshiba]

"Cower with Crowder and his Cowards" should be the name of his show.

[@xp7575]

Cryin Louder with Cold Feet Coward

[@notanotherone5564]

His clan is consuming Cold-feet Crowder’s Coward Chowder

[@Ahiatua]

Entitled Priviledged and Disingenuous With Sam Seder is what it should be called.

[@Driftw00d808]

@@Ahiatua aww, we got a butthurt crowder fan

[@yorgfigure6164]

@@Ahiatua bro you're so butthurt you spent so much time replying to all these comments to defend Cold Feet Crowder.

[@GretSeat]

When David says "why is he wearing a holster" that was me screaming "right??" Like he's on a closed set. Why do you need to wear a holster.

[@mikechristy2291]

Hard to tell it’s him when he’s not blue

[@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e]

"I blued myself"

[@ericfelds6291]

dude was my childhood

[@Saturndragonfly]

I will always believe what Papa Smurf says. He's an authority and an immortal..an accomplished wizard.

[@TheFrostyboiz]

@@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e 😰😱🥶 oops

[@jonwalls8099]

@@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e that shit cracks me up to this day

[@micahmohr1619]

Wow David Cross dives deep into the psychology of steven while analyzing his body language! Truly the worlds greatest analrapist!

[@karter25]

Ethan gave such a gift to Sam and it's great to see him happy.

[@jameseglavin4]

Easily the most fun we’ve gotten from a piece of internet drama in fuckin ages, thanks y’all

[@bulkvanderhuge9006]

Republicans: "Everybody on the left are snowflakes!" Also Republicans: Wears an AR-15 to Dunkin Donuts.

[@MalBeats]

Ethan has got chill body energy. He's enjoying watching Croward squirm

[@SoSoKayla]

The fupa knows no tension.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Why should he be tense? All he's doing is unleashing the beast onto the prey lol. Just sit back and watch lol.

[@brianlav1]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 It would have been so funny if Ethan had a bowl of popcorn in font of him.

[@i.i.iiii.i.i]

@@brianlav1 I mean he was already eating pistachios... close enough xD

[@brianlav1]

@@i.i.iiii.i.i Good catch. I totally missed that.

[@nominaltimes]

Ethan: "Did you realize that Spartans were the original; NAMBLA?"

[@sr2291]

Nope. There was no age of consent back then nor any need to fight for man boy love rights.

[@nominaltimes]

@@sr2291 What better way to not feel predatory than to buy some slaves; while you're at it

[@sr2291]

@@nominaltimes Slavery was legal too.

[@scroopynooperz9051]

The Spartans all had giant balls AND anuses

[@nominaltimes]

@@sr2291 "Thank you for saying that [S R], you're a horrible, despicable human being." I'll be living after Y2k, in case you've any concept of time.

[@jimvelde6041]

I adore David Cross.... I used to drive myself crazy trying to figure out if he was being serious or not but finally realized he's just naturally hilarious.... serious or not

[@aybekaya]

"A Pathetic Wizard" is a pretty good name for Steven Crowder.

[@redlightmax]

26:00 Steven Crowder demands to be taken seriously.🪄

[@TheRaspberryExperiment]

“I don’t know Steven Crowder, assuming it’s a him.” A better “woman” joke than all of Crowder’s immediately

[@sergedechantigny3756]

Chowder looks like a 30some years old kid still living in his parents basement

[@nahomy3249]

Don’t disrespect the animated character chowder. He was a kid kid who just wanted to learn how to cook!

[@LayneBenofsky]

is that not the case? :D

[@ChrisPBacon9]

That shirt is like something my 9 year old son would put on because he still thinks he fits into his clothes from 2-3 years ago

[@ryans3001]

This is an excellent application of David Cross, I approve.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

We should apply David Cross more often 😂

[@ryans3001]

@@sourgreendolly7685 He is great when applied topically, but most people don't know you can also ingest him to soothe your tum tum.

[@Monty_1]

No, Crowder's voice was shaking in the beginning along with the heavy breathing and finger clutching. He was clearly worried.

[@aguineapig3292]

No dude it was a testosterone overload.

[@ThePainkiller9995]

yea he was clearly very nervous from the get go lol

[@batabata3239]

That was the joke

[@Finthefish-hr8ky]

What is Crowder so afraid of? Is he scared to be out? To love? To accept himself and others!. Why is he armed. Surely carrying guns is dangerous!

[@naughtiusmaximus1811]

David Cross : "what is this like a rap thing?" Michael Brooks from beyond: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFrostyboiz]

RIP FRIGGEN GOAT

[@andrew_owens7680]

I could hear the Michael cackle from beyond.

[@tylerhackner9731]

I love that he doesn’t even know him lol

[@ingibingi2000]

I think he's fucking around, the dude is very politically aware

[@LinkRocks]

@@ingibingi2000 I got the same vibe too. I thought he was setting up for a joke when he said he didn't know Crowder.

[@ernestov1777]

@@ingibingi2000 I mean if he doesn't know it wouldn't surprise me. Crowder fanbase is from states of deep south USA and foreigner countries. He gets attention because of the nonsense he says.

[@ingibingi2000]

@@ernestov1777 cross did a gravel institute episode

[@HighHurdleDude]

@@ingibingi2000 well he didn’t know who Ethan was either so it makes me think that he genuinely doesn’t know who Crowder is.

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

OK David is completely trolling "he's casting a spell" "the wish you were older" LMAO

[@deeepdale]

the dude is a stand up comedian. thats the point