Google Pixel 9 Failed Live on Stage

[@Henry-kz4gn]

AI has become so advanced it doesnt want to talk to us anymore.

[@arghya_333]

Yeah. It is scarily human.

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

​@@arghya_333Not if you know how it works

[@housepianist]

Yeah, those long pauses waiting for AI to response during a live event is awkward af. 😅

[@bandwagon240]

I don't blame it to be honest.

[@MP-vc4nu]

@@ExtraordinaryFate Actually it really acts more like a human IF you know how it actually works. These new AIs gather human data… They aren’t “old gen” AI that produce its own answer based off limited database.

[@lukasgruber1280]

that book promotion is something I would only expect to see in a satire of the presentation

[@willi1978]

that was very strange.

[@Onepunchmeme1]

This type of chick know she uses a iphone. she probably never heard of pixel.

[@9SMTM6]

Like what the fuck. I hate that kind of person. She obviously did not care about anything that was going on, besides getting in her book placement. Honestly Google execs allowing fur stuff like that during the presentation of a technical product might be biggest fail in my eyes. I wasn't watching that stuff beforehand, but had I ever, I would make an oath never to do so again after that.

[@danispringer]

"thanks guys! ohandbythewaypreordersavailablenow" *giggle* , just casually trying to shove as many words down our throats in her allotted 2.3 seconds as she can. reminds me of those toxic radio ads.

[@Äpple-pie-5k]

Just confirmed it. She uses an iPhone in real life

[@sioandel6248]

Personally, I don't want to talk to any of my devices and I don't want my devices to actively assist with any of my tasks. If I must use an AI in my phone, I prefer keeping it off until I manually turn it on and keeping the interaction voiceless.

[@Ludak021]

No one does, but they have nothing else to offer, that and the notch at the back.

[@biensur19]

Lollllll ​@@Ludak021 so apple intelligence powered by chat gpt and ios 18 powered by android. At least iphone 16 will be a little different over 4 past yeard😢

[@simonmeszaros2770]

Thats natural behavior but dont worry we will find a way to overcome this obstacle. Most users will find it attractive on the way there. Cheers.

[@tysonbiornstad2205]

All the surveillance we want, disguised as features you never asked for!

[@poetryrecapped]

Yep so horrible, foolish people will still pay tons for these surveillance devices

[@allenstevenson5986]

@@poetryrecapped everyone that owns a smartphone period is being spied on. so you use pigeon mail?? lol

[@mactep1]

@@allenstevenson5986 no, i use proton mail.

[@alfin_indrawan]

@@allenstevenson5986at least those spying dont understand from the level of context picture or it just metadata level (which most people dont understand and dont care because there will be many same metadata with other people). Now with AI you can easily find any kind of unique information even in picture data. well that is huge upgrade in surveillance for me

[@okokayy]

enjoy this same sentiment when apple intelligence releases.

[@spidahjan]

4:25 the live demo was using a Samsung phone with no 4G, 5G, or wifi connection.

[@omsingh4478]

Ohhh that wld explain it

[@kindofanmol]

yo i noticed it just now 😭

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

Ok... Why though?

[@spidahjan]

Js someone prob didn't run a good test before the demo... Then again why is a good question. Why didn't they use a pixel?

[@RaulNigli]

Isn't that the first thing the dumbass doing the demo would look for? And he works for Google? SMH. If I was doing a demo, I'd have a sim AND a hotspot as backup. And why not use the dam Pixel instead?

[@robertkerr4199]

I would name my AI assistant Operator because it's the 20's and I want to make phone calls by saying, "Operator, give me Pennsylvania 6 - 5000."

[@mandisaw]

Most folks at tech conferences these days wouldn't even get that joke! :D

[@b_altmann]

Very nice

[@worskaas]

Never thought about it that way, thanks!

[@gentle285]

@@mandisaw Wouldn't get a Matrix movie joke either :D

[@aeureus]

Aw man matrix that

[@theskyblockman]

You missed such good jokes with the guy saying "we're cooking"

[@Ludak021]

they are cooking in gas! I mean, WITH gas, with...

[@raylopez99]

@@Ludak021 Good fart joke.

[@harveyfyffe2669]

I GOT A PIXEL 9 AND GEMENI AD RIGHT BEFORE THIS.

[@Official-KingYT]

🤣

[@1974Carnage]

Me too 😂

[@taylors4243]

what are ads?

[@Official-KingYT]

@@taylors4243 💀

[@BostanMaxim]

This means google thinks you are gona buy one of the new pixels

[@niranjanbarnwal4309]

0:11 so satisfying ai😂

[@abrartheone5762]

This was the main punch line. The delivery was spot on.😅😂

[@H-258]

The ai😮‍💨 definitely got my attention im excited

[@UNCLE_SAM690]

This reminds me of that Indian meme that says eihhhh in a sus way

[@klukiyan]

man I found this channel and I can't stop watching all your current and previous videos and can't stop laughing. this is great!

[@simonmeszaros2770]

Hope for more traction this is best corporate content on the internet

[@AdamSG1212]

Think magically faster 😂

[@poetryrecapped]

Where is my privacy now? Google: In our Cloud 😏

[@jutsuuchiha3858]

Apple : We already have all your data without your permission.

[@AVIMANHWA0]

Midroll ad in between a phone launch is crazy

[@Arkaner3]

That's the future for you.

[@martinseal1987]

We shouldn't allow this to become normal

[@alionicle]

It's to stay in line with the Google Features

[@Pandainapandasuit]

I can't wait till google sells us the Pixel Buttplug, so that way we can get even more intimate & I can view,... AND FEEL! The ads

[@gregg4873]

It's amazing the amount of people that fall for the "AI" bulls**t.

[@phillipjoubert1119]

I've got an alert, I'm dead.

[@kuo1337]

every time you take it off to charge it, you're dead 😂

[@trevorbickle821]

Hey, the alert shocked you now you’re alive again😂

[@ValdemarDeMatos]

😂 why do dead people need alerts?

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

You ok now?

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

​@@ValdemarDeMatos Last time i died i didn't even notice

[@BIT866]

Imagine if your pulse stopped and before it could call an ambulance your battery died.😂

[@BozesanVlad]

Imagine you didn't paid the subscription...

[@bosstowndynamics5488]

​@@BozesanVladI think that's specifically a dig at the battery life issues of the Pixel 6-8, which are a lot better but still very much ongoing

[@munashecm8]

you will be seeing all this happening as a ghost 😂

[@Ludak021]

At least you could always use AI to go back and see that moment again. Oh wait....

[@sgz647]

@@BIT866 Then you are F'ed anyway. How would a fully charged phone of any kind help if your pulse has stopped!? That situation is out of your control. And actually google watch has features for situations like these, not that i am advocating for you to buy it.

[@latingringo89]

Felt so bad for the demo guy but couldn't look away 😂

[@mikldude9376]

Yeah , it sort of reminded me of the LG robot demo some years ago , to the young blokes credit he kept smiling and stayed with it :) .

[@latingringo89]

@mikldude9376 I never saw that but now I have to look it up lol. Reminds me of the endless windows surface failures during their keynote back in the day.

[@archaurore3323]

As a fellow developer who sometimes shows demos, I found it strangely reassuring to see Google be subjected to the demo effect as well. Misery loves company.

[@latingringo89]

@archaurore3323 Totally year you. Has me wonder why they still try to do live demos and not just stick to a PPT lol

[@Seetheren]

It was embarrassing. It definitely doesn’t make me want to go out and buy a pixel lol

[@johndorian473]

That sounds like a privacy nightmare

[@andrespereira4608]

Yeah, judging by the hidden extension recently found in Chromium Browsers why this would be different 😂

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

Yeah, almost like using the internet or backing up your files to the cloud. It's the same privacy issue you've had for 16 years now - they're just making the issue slightly more convenient for you

[@7heMech]

The thing is, it's all on your phone since their chips are built for AI, but they could change their minds in the future, that's why I've got these apps firewalled on my pixel.

[@left4deadR]

Go play with your dumb iphone then 😂

[@Bogeyatyour6YT]

@@7heMech How did you go about it?

[@AgenteAngel]

“The first thing they talk about was literally the weather” 🤣 I love your videos, they are the perfect match between tech updates and british humor. Perfect! 👌

[@advaitsharma8018]

it looks as if the pixel is wearing the Vision Pro

[@eliasturyamureeba2261]

Kinda😂😂

[@jutsuuchiha3858]

Coz vision pro turned out to be costly failure

[@queden1841]

0:11 my honest reaction every time I hear about it

[@GustavoEBarriga]

That whole pixel 9 presentation looks like one of these events that scammers do in order to make you invest/spent your money in vaporware.

[@raylopez99]

At least with those old scams they used to promise to threat you with a rubbery chicken dinner when it was all over. Nowadays you can't even get any free chow.

[@deathsyth8888]

At least they were honest with their demos. Live tech can be a fickle mistress. We just have to wait and see how "Apple Intelligence" will do. Steve Jobs would have fired everyone on stage into the sun if things didn't work *EXACTLY* as promised while at a keynote event.

[@CanadianBakin42O]

@@deathsyth8888 I'll tickle your fickle

[@martinseal1987]

Where do you get this kind of ignorant confidence

[@CanadianBakin42O]

@@martinseal1987 What's ignorant is you liking your own replies and comments.

[@martinseal1987]

@@CanadianBakin42O except I didn't 😂🤷

[@martinseal1987]

@@CanadianBakin42O and it wouldn't be ignorant more like narcissism

[@mqproductions]

"THE ALL NEW!!!!!" Every time. 😂😂😂

[@MrPV94]

Hilarious every time xD

[@mrprsctt]

Holy crap. That dude must have been so embarrassed.

[@UlshaRS]

The only weird AI that I trust is Weird Al Yankovic

[@MrPV94]

Sam saying "Introducing the All New!!!" is always such a delight to hear lol. We got it 4 times in this one!

[@S1nwar]

every single of these ai gimmicks is so...not worth it

[@mikldude9376]

Yeah , a lot of it in daily life most people will not use or may use once and not again .

[@S1nwar]

@@mikldude9376 stuff thats kinda practical already exists for free and now they srape for ideas you need like once a decade and also got nothing to do with any phone in particular^^

[@CRaDISHOfficial]

Google thinks he's Yumetaro☠️

[@kawe8037]

0:09 It's always interesting when talking about "EeehHh" nowadays for sure

[@steve16384]

Knowing if you are about to die is useful if can automatically cancel your phone contract and subscriptions.

[@josephsongolo7921]

I was eagerly waiting for the "subscribe today"😂

[@mitchv.7492]

1:38 Scary shit and probably illegal where I live

[@DwainRoss]

That definitely was a S24 Ultra not a Pixel 9.

[@Pixlewatchtoo]

When I saw it fail I was like "What irony the time they use a Samsung phone it doesn't work the first time." 😂

[@sprockkets]

Idk if that matters, since it was google's program anyhow, right?

[@Pixlewatchtoo]

🙄👎

[@Compact-Disc_700mb]

How can you tell? They all look exactly the same.

[@JohnSmith-el4ez]

@@sprockkets no, because the chip inside Samsung's phone isnt specifically designed for Google AI, unlike the Tensor G4, which is optimized by Google to work best with their software. And the phone also didn't use internet to access cloud AI, so everything is performed bare metal, which makes it significantly harder for it to work smoothly

[@Sunset-p9k]

3:09 Android: We never copy Apple Meanwhile :

[@demonpride1975]

that kiki segment with her book plug, did they actually do an ad in the midst of a demonstration. why did my ad blocker not work.

[@RaD-re6kb]

thank you for being such an important part of my learning journey!️

[@scruffdaddy3000]

LOL, this was a ton of fun Sam, thank you

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

As someone who dies semi-regularly, that watch feature is a game changer

[@JohnSmith-el4ez]

First of all, this is a Samsung phone with no internet connection. Second of all, it works immediately the second time

[@donffrank]

It has Internet, it's connected via Ethernet (USB)

[@rajK29_]

2:26 wth Google 😂😂😂

[@julian_handpan]

“Think magically faster” 😂😂😂

[@akin242002]

Gemini, the AI that continuously fails you. Maybe the developers for it were eating glue on their pizzas.

[@SakibHasan-oe4np]

Best constant ever.Keep it up. Not everyone is going to be honest.

[@mustafa_F_M]

I love her some actual tech savvy KZbinrs talk like this and this guy is just doing a party Love your work keep making it

[@32shumble]

Is it just me or are all the phone companies recent products just been boring and really unimpressive?

[@TheSmokeWatcher]

They don’t paid to innovate. They get paid to harvest data from its users

[@OneNiftyBoi]

With gimmiky, predictable, AI pseudo-features.

[@32shumble]

@@TheSmokeWatcher Or (and) they would get paid to innovate - but there's no substantive innovations available.

[@TheSmokeWatcher]

@@32shumble China has some very innovative cellular phones on the market. So much so that they are banned from the IS market while available everywhere else. Silicon Valley just doesn’t want to compete with innovation. They want to keep data mining

[@32shumble]

@@TheSmokeWatcher Innovative? Slightly better cameras than the current generation perhaps? Corners a bit more (or less?) curved? A processor even more faster than any app needs?

[@TheOnlyName]

1:44 I like how you're using a Galaxy S9 for this Pixel 9 video :)

[@ganbly]

Pixel fold, the price of a smartphone and a tablet all glued together, and a bit extra $ :) for something that will last less (battery wise) than a tablet.

[@bradhaines3142]

battery? dont forget the delicate inner screen. foldables dont last and thats a fact

[@CommodoreFan64]

@@bradhaines3142 I Love my Pixel 8a, and I might get a Pixel 9, or Pixel 9a(if it comes out), and I catch a really good deal, but you're right, because as of now till someone comes up with some form of a surface that's super strong, is clear like glass, etc.. etc.. then Foldable phones just ain't the most durable things no matter who makes them, and I'll be sticking to a slab style phone.

[@bosstowndynamics5488]

​@@bradhaines3142Nothing lasts, the question is really how long it lasts, and while the foldable screen is definitely less durable than a solid glass screen it's not as bad as some people make it out to be (I personally wouldn't get a flip style phone unless you're a very light user but larger fold phones don't wind up getting opened and closed every time you use the phone so wear and tear is usually less of an issue)

[@LokiBeckonswow]

incredible, I love this channel so much

[@toobaaaapi]

"the all new pixel 9, they don't look like anything special" Exactly my thoughts the moment I saw it.

[@RajnCorVlogs]

I love the circle to search, live conversation translate and in call translate. I regularly make calls to non English speakers like French, Italian, Korean etc and talking to them live in English is a blessing in my business. Also chatting with them in English made my work so easy. I am using Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and S24 Ultra.

[@lowspeed2000]

Is it just me? or did almost all google services has taken a major regression.

[@k.vn.k]

It’s not only you. They really have.

[@Spencer-wc6ew]

Google rewards people in their company for launching products more than anything else. So what's happening is every good developer or engineer leaves the team of something as soon as it's shipped to work on a new product. Then it falls apart because the people maintaining it don't know how it works.

[@КриптоНовости-х1о]

I remember signing up for google cloud and receiving a "confirm your email by clicking this link" email from them. Except, there was no clickable link in the email. I thought to myself back then: how could one of the biggest tech giants make such stupid mistakes? Now I think it was not a mistake - they do it on purpose.

[@AhmadAhmad-r1x]

kid killer

[@philochristos]

I don't think privacy exists anymore.

[@LG.Associates]

Saw this goof live yesterday, instantly wanted to see Sam’s take 😅

[@SoraSkyAtic]

Google probably will have a mental breakdown out of embarrassment after failing at live demo.

[@YdenMk-II]

Ahh yes, the curse of the live demo.

[@stephenmarks4927]

God I love this guy! A very happy subscriber here he's hysterical

[@James-d9z3i]

Thanks!

[@SAMTIME]

Thanks mate and stay FUNKY!

[@sprockkets]

Google needed to be broken up years ago, then this would never happen.

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

You're a genius. No wait.. the opposite

[@KellicTiger]

I've had one Google Phone......never again. The fingerprint sensor on the 6 made me throw it across the room after 3 months. When 1 in 6 attempts would work. Google's current hardware is like their software: always in beta. Unlike the Nexus series way back when. That crap was rock solid.

[@kntlfrnz]

You missed out the Google Tim Cook who came out first sayin - goad moarnang!!

[@niranjanbarnwal4309]

1:32 😂 apple

[@NigelM18]

I had the pixel 8... for about 2 months, then I went back to my note 10+. I can't imagine ever going back to a pixel phone.

[@flamenskall2016]

meanwhile Google Assistant: i was replaced for THIS?!

[@Sunset-p9k]

4:23 Legend say the gemini is still searching for results

[@Sunset-p9k]

says*

[@techvoyagers]

1:46 "It's stolen ? Oh No, it's Stalin !" should be the slogan of those Recall whatever things

[@bryjo2612]

"I'm sorry, but here they are..." - best intro ever

[@mattb9664]

Got to love it when a company's own toxicity begins to show to the customer due to their lack of planning and rehearsing as the new expectation is for every employee to know everyone else's job now, and to have super extrovert presentation skills. F em and good for them.

[@darktitan8085]

Google has been one upping apple in how little their new phones have. Also, no way! No way the google event had a live ad like that - its in relevance to their business but........wtf??

[@kamchinwong]

It’s ok. The small blip in the demo shows that it’s a Live demo. It still works. Much better than so many pre-recorded demo that doesn’t work in real life.

[@stream1entertainment]

If I could spend a $700 dollars on a Google Pixel 9 I would buy it. The Google Pixel has been the most satisfying of all the phones I have used in my life. I have used google pixel since the google pixel 3, and I must say that they are the snappiest and smoothest phone. And they are really repair-friendly. Unlike Apple iPhone. I used to want to have an apple, until I started using one for my job. And wow, what an unfriendly experience. I hate the Iphone with a passion. And what I don't understand is why people buy them just like that. Some of those phones are like $2600 dollars. I can get a video game development workhorse computer for that price.

[@tedpalmer5552]

I now get all my tech news from SAMTIME and I'm fine with that.

[@dannyseville2543]

They really did 'out apple' apple..... in the cringe department. If you played a drinking game on the word AI, you'd have even had alcohol poisoning drink alcohol free after 10 mins. The voices all sound really annoying (and the phone ones not much better) while talking like some hipster, mentally challenged millenial. Once they had done with the phones and I decided I'm not getting one, I turned off the video.

[@aquaponieee]

The Pixel 9 lineup on its own without all the AI crap is still solid, even if somewhat overpriced. Don't judge a book for its cover, as they say...

[@Etwo-the-shmoo]

When he said 1 and a have Mac’s that actually helped me understand how powerful it is Do that again please!

[@gothickah0]

Love the dynamic island on the back tho

[@UlyssesDrax]

Thanks again, Jon Lovitz.

[@Jaiprasad11]

I just couldn't stop laughing. The way he said AI.

[@rocketmunkey1]

Ai Basically copy and paste done in a really really convoluted error prone way. where they hope the convolution will make stealing a grey area

[@diamond_h0us]

That awkward silence at the end. 😂

[@Jayden-lr2mm]

They literally leaked the phones and so there wasn’t much to expect

[@SubTroppo]

The eyelashes worn by Kiki(?) - the vision in pink, reminded me of the brushes I see when watching KZbin videos of cats riding on robotic vacuum cleaners*. I think Sam deserves a medal for watching five minutes of such a presentation - let alone an a whole hour. *Technology seems to have reached its apogee in my being able to do that.

[@Solus5048]

Gemini is already trolling mankind

[@Capsicumh2]

Google live demo fail reminds me of Apple's iphone 4 live demo fail

[@niranjanbarnwal4309]

3:16 sunita Williams stuck there😢

[@DanielEvansMusic]

"think they are a little busy" lol

[@PhilipMarcYT]

I'm good with my Pixel 7a until 2027.

[@peternjoroge508]

Why were they using a galaxy phone for the live demo?

[@ivanildo9579]

the pixel just got shy from being in front of so many people. it happens to the best of us

[@dayassahedit]

Sam please tryout for the cast of MEAN GIRLS 😂😂

[@UNCLE_SAM690]

1:07 WAZ THE MACHINE F******* THE PHONE

[@mirror1766]

They spotted someone in the audience that they invited? O.o

[@kvxtr]

They even started Placing ADS in between their live stream. Google ads everywhere

[@shashankyadav5703]

We all knew, he was gonna point it out 😭😭

[@DirtCheapFU]

You would think Google would have manually scripted demo so it wouldnt fail on a live broadcast.

[@pixelgaming7261]

Hell, they were using a Galaxy S24 Ultra! Who needs to watch the event when someone drilled a hole in their pipe?!

[@Mortal209]

This is why I am glad to finally be rid of my Pixel 6 Pro, because in the time it took for me to finally upgrade from my 6 Pro they came out with 2 new phones (almost 3 since the 9 isn't out yet) with their own Pro versions and those were complete shit from what I've heard and seen. I'm still pissed it cost me $1000+ for the 6 Pro because of AT&T and their shitty customer service. Anyway, I upgraded to the OnePlus 12r and honestly I'm happy as hell. Cost me far less than what it would for a different phone with similar specifications, and I have a phone that finally has lasting battery life, isn't constantly crashing and freezing, and I can actually receive calls on it finally! I would constantly get calls not coming through to my phone until after they get sent to voicemail.

[@LangtonMUtami]

The galaxy failed the gemini test

[@aaaaaaaaaronjacobsmith]

I don't like the way the new Pixel Fold looks

[@bradhaines3142]

i hate the solid hump they're going for. makes me wana buy a pixel 8

[@CommodoreFan64]

@@bradhaines3142 If you don't need the bigger screen, or extra RAM, I'd honestly get a Pixel 8a, as it's newer, will get updates longer, and it's cheaper.

[@thatspiritualhumane]

Google event starts with Weather app, "The most important app we check on waking up". Dude, I haven't checked weather in decades, never will, bcoz nature will do its thing !

[@TheconspiracyTheorist69]

he didn't mention that the fold is better for the same price as last year