The Mighty Nein Bother a Barmaid

[@SolunaEP]

"Did you give me the dirty hand, ma'am? ;) "

[@CPTHAP]

Funny how the socially awkward guy goes about asking the bartender about what she's reading the absolutely correct way.

[@uckbritley1305]

caleb doesnt fuck around when it comes to books

[@cornelia3912]

He has very high charisma. And Caleb likes reading books

[@mikloslipcsey7923]

Fjord: 9, Caleb: 9, Caleb: 9. Yasha:... that’ll be a 0. I died.

[@ventusthevir]

1:44 That bottle opening sound is ON POINT

[@kareth117]

OK BUT FOR REAL, RIGHT?

[@frankwieser478]

“Where would we be without ford” molly- we would be all dead. Foreshadowing much

[@dungeonmasterofdoomsammi6309]

*pain*

[@chasingthewind33]

Why must you hurt me this way

[@Whitsoxrule1]

I happened to be browsing twitch while this episode was airing live, having never heard of critical role but was curious so I clicked on it. I was lucky enough to stumble in JUST as this scene was unfolding. Watched up to the start of the break and thought "I'd better go find the first episode". Now I'm hooked! Couldn't have had a better introduction to this hilarious cast

[@JEST3R_]

Welcome to critical role!

[@ryanstibbles7995]

I hope you love it a year later!

[@TwistyTurnip]

Molly: What’s the book? Matt: uhh [looks at Liam’s shirt] Feathered Leather?

[@nondescriptindividual3793]

clever observation there, haha

[@mikloslipcsey7923]

Sweet.... and I gave you your 100th like.

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

Feathered leather. The tragic tale of a druid and mistress of life, and a stealthy assassin and devoted knight of the god of death.

[@Nahuman]

It's only a matter of time before the CR shop has a book section.

[@tylerhilpisch7850]

Author: The Meat Man

[@tomjack1000000]

An Oskar book would be fun

[@aaronrodriguez2588]

first and foremost we need "Trials and Tribulations: A Sir Taryon Darrington Story"

[@dungeonmasterofdoomsammi6309]

*TUSK LOVE*

[@qualandrew201494]

@@dungeonmasterofdoomsammi6309 der catsin prince (however its spelt)

[@StandbyRanger]

The rest of the party will never know the name of that book now

[@JasperForge]

Jealousy thy name is Jester

[@ellispedersen4192]

Matt's exasperated "dungeons and dragons" is probably one of my favourite moments of campaign 2

[@Logan_Baron]

I can't wait for D&D to release this novel where the whole quest is to determine what book the barmaid is reading.

[@deffdefying4803]

Turns out, it was the novel you were reading the whole time

[@TheBlarggle]

Roll perception. Natural 20. Adventure Over! YAY!

[@mistamemewide]

The title sounds like if “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” had a DnD episode.

[@pointlesswithcircles6409]

"Are you interested in him?" -Caleb

[@VeggieGamer]

You can definitely see that Yusha is the last one to laugh at 6:43 ... I think she was seriously considering it... Ashley is scary! 0_0

[@WhisperingWinds0]

the mishap at the beginning with travis out of character question was too perfect

[@bmoney2011]

"don't eat humans...okay?"

[@jeremybeamer3029]

1:47 Matt’s uncorking sounds are on POINT!

[@kind4weak]

It's always sunny in exandria

[@nekoali2]

Great scene, that poor woman. I love Jester getting all jealous though.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Yes! Everyone else is hyping Fjord up and Jester's like, "he's awful, back off." xD

[@Logan_Baron]

I Love pretty much everything Laura does, but especially love her playing jealous Jester.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Jealous Jester and Bratty Jester are Best Jesters. … Do you think Fjord spanks her?

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

@@stingerjohnny9951 If she likes being "put in her place," there's no way she admits it.

[@simonwilliamnoelmurray9179]

@@stingerjohnny9951 He might have to. Though looking at their later living situation, it seems like Jester runs the place lol

[@katie2893]

Between Liam's shirt and the Coronas district, I can't believe how much early c2 predicted the future.

[@uhejnjd]

The best thing about this that as their characters they REALLY wanted to know that book. As, probably, socially awkward people, they really empathized with the barmaid.

[@mechanicsofamess]

I miss Ashley so much! Still one of my favorite parts of the campaign so far.

[@josiahmcwilliams427]

The book is the new door. Lol

[@RaptoHs]

Doors, books, chairs they are tricky.

[@cosmic-fortytwo]

Feathered Leather by Sir Purple Helmet of Bellend

[@Jacob-qr8pl]

RP in D&D is the best part.

[@estoy1001]

If they'd rolled ones... MY TURN!!! [SLAP!] WHAT ARE YOU READING?! [BACKHAND!] TELL ME! [PUNCH!!] TELL MEEEEEE!!!!! [Proceeds to strangle barmaid, they have to pull Jester off...]

[@yourmumlookslikeasalmon8389]

*starts waterboarding her* give me a name fuck face

[@nikki594]

Can somebody please write a fanfic about Vax and call it Feathered Leather? :D

[@deathbykonami5487]

Well Matt said "a bard in the past penned a story about a dark hero that wears leather and feathers". I think Scanlan beat the fanfic writers to it.

[@shantikeet]

*"GOO GOO GA GA!"*

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

I just love the way they just started accosting this random barmaid with innuendos and sexual tension, oh fuck this is incredible

[@deathbykonami5487]

Considering how almost all of the books in Campaign 2 are smutty to some extent, I would be surprised if Feathered Leather was an epic tale of all of Vax'ildan's erotic escapades. Now that is some peak Anne Rice shit right there.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

I need the spicy details on Gilmore dammit!!!

[@daejaruiz4670]

That "Peak Anne Rice s*it right there." part has me ROFL🤣

[@benjaminrobinson6040]

Three nines in a row, one from a Fjord and two from Caleb

[@deffdefying4803]

And then a big fat 0

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Their called the mighty nien for a reason lol

[@procrastinator99]

@@apassionatenerd.3564 All their dice tell them is "no". lol

[@zacharyerickson6302]

i miss molly

[@SkoloT]

oh molly...

[@melonmode4128]

This is just DnD at it's finest: a group of powerful adventurers winding down for the night and for some reason fixating on a particular item, but no matter how hard they try, they can't get that item. Vox Machina had doors. The Mighty Nein has smutty novels. Edit: After finally finishing the campaign, I can say that the Nein's enemy isn't smut, it's chairs.

[@deffdefying4803]

This poor woman

[@joshkaid]

Jealous Jester is best Jester.

[@gabrielhound]

My friend, you do us all a great service! thank you for these videos!

[@girth_hirtzberger8541]

The Deadwood reference killed me.

[@nintendoborn]

I was expecting the always sunny in Philadelphia theme

[@callumlyall4931]

does anyone get a Calvin Candy vibe when Matt speaks like that?

[@RabbyBabu]

Sam's gremlin energy is through the roof this episode 😂

[@MisterFister612]

They dont call them the Mighty Nein for a reason.

[@TheFansOfFiction]

It was a secret that Molly took to his grave

[@KingslayerSrb]

2:14 LOL!

[@derekmiller5462]

Can somebody explain to me the joke behind feathered leather? I dont quite get it

[@kittykat5797]

Derek Miller it's erotica. Think Lusty Argonian Maid

[@deffdefying4803]

Vax'ildan from the last campaign wore feathers and leathers

[@sassulps5705]

What does Liam's shirt say?

[@britishtwit5233]

"Vax you"

[@harleyretherford6329]

I'm kind of new to critical role, but I want to know if Fjord and Jester are an item or not. I want them to be.

[@donaldhanning1359]

travis who plays Fjord has said that he'd never romance in his RP. Laura, his real life wife, said she was going to romance him. jester and fjord are not an item atm

[@GuilloRamiro]

Awesome!! ❤👍

[@emilyhockers1086]

hilarious

[@ShadowAtronach666]

Ok sorry if I sound dumb but the book was about vax wasn't it

[@unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083]

Yes, very much about Vax.

[@nuclearchezburgr3857]

I thought it was Kenku smut tbh... something worth being defensive of. Maybe its Vax smut! Scanlan is an adventurous dude

[@XpVersusVista]

to be honest, if i'd been yasha i would have either drawn my big ass 2hander sword on the barmaid and asked again or at least trashed one of the chairs or tables on the way to her seat. (yes i know it would have had consequences haha but it's d&d)