SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 04

[@thegooddoctor2009]

The fact that Pina speaks the same language as the dragons in Skyrim is a nod to the fact that SAO was published by Bethesda.

[@Bananasnotasong]

That explains the bugs.

[@THETRUEANONYMOUSONE845]

That explains a lot The great words of our Lord and Savior the spiffing Brit Todd Howard's work on Bethesda is amazing All his games just work

[@ChefMonke07]

That explains way too much...

[@Naev0w0]

I know I'm five months late, but the language is called Dohvazulaan

[@remenant7372]

The foreshadowing with this one was truly amazing

[@travelingmerchant6434]

I love how she basically tells him that he is a completely heartless utter psychopath and he takes no offense whatsoever, but then she says he sounds like a girl and he loses it

[@Bite_me01]

It's the simple things that set people off more often then not take me for example you could call me every thing in the book and I will not care but if u just stare at me I get mad.

[@themaddoctor5304]

For some reason the smaller the insult the angrier it makes me. You could call me all sorts of profanities but it takes so much as a gentle bump and I just want to strangle someone to death.

[@Victor-056]

Kirito is well aware he's a Psychopath. It's claiming he sounds like a girl that ticks him off... Because his Sister uses that on him, and Kirito hates her.

[@Equinox1066]

@@Victor-056 I’m waiting for the abridged to get to Gun Gale Online - the planning ahead here is pure genius.

[@hellouniverse5451]

kirito is a Sociopath not a psychopath Asuna is the psychopath Bitch will murder you for looking at he man, truly a Couple made in Hell

[@hay7199]

"Um... Boss, a thought occurs; This guy thought he was going up against Laughing Coffin but he still just brought himself and a small child, you sure we wanna mess with this guy?" He is literally the smartest person in this game.

[@pickhead7659]

Yeah....

[@catmancatman101]

Isaac Perez like how he said MIGHT(nice name btw)

[@Mr.President427]

hay7199 first three rows are a splaaaaaash zone "Maniacal laughter"

[@cephalothepod2192]

That first line is one of the best "Oh crap" lines I've ever heard/read.

[@evanbagnall3751]

No that one guy who was like "uh boss, I think this might be a trap" is the smartest guy out of them all in my opinion

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

"I'm sorry. Its not your fault." "WHATS WRONG, LITTLE GIRL?!" Wow, the abridged series even did a better job at showing the trauma that incident left kirito.

[@Zappa_boi]

*Grenade Ring Being Pulled*

[@MurderDrone_enjoyer]

*Grenade Explosion*

[@thatguybrody4819]

the actual series: yeah i'm sad too how about we help each other the Abridged series: shows how the PTSD of the only real friend in the game he had dies in a way he couldn't control, even though he sees himself as the best person there, scars his mind and even though he said he killed the part that could still feel, her last words still punch deep.

[@squirrelbusken-cv4wy]

I like how it's also a consistent trauma with his character through the entire series.

[@Greene1-o7u]

@@MurderDrone_enjoyer Your username is all that I need. Have my respect.

[@oreoloki8872]

Kirito: what’s wrong little girl!?!!? Silica: well, I guess it all started when I was born Kirito: *internal screaming*

[@joshuamcpherson5859]

*gernade pin being pulled* *five second fuse light* *gernade explodes three seconds later*

[@trasyegriffieth]

@@joshuamcpherson5859 lmao

[@madi4087]

my mom was sort of a drinker

[@oreoloki8872]

Madison Dempsey *sighs in depressed*

[@seanpeacock4290]

and if she hadn't gone off on that little tangent she would have had enough time to save her pet.

[@breakcore981]

“My mom was a bit of a drinker, and 9 months sober just wasn’t in the cards” that was the best quote

[@polarknight5376]

Oh no.

[@garden3818]

Lmao

[@alexmeza9080]

2:55

[@Unproductivenonsense]

"Whats wrong little girl?" Is right behind it

[@brock7074]

relatable now I'm socially awkward but make almost double what my coworkers make cause I can't sit still. ADD Hits Heavy 🤪 tho my womb donar was a binge drinker with a pint addiction

[@cyberwolfmc9536]

What? Pina is evolving! Congratulations! Your Pina has evolved into a corpse!

[@ilikesaying]

CyberwolfMC no, Pina has evolved into a feather!

[@ShoutingDerek]

Maybe the feather as some like, crazy stats but she just didn't checked

[@RadarHawk]

CyberwolfMC The funny thing is that they play the lavender town music when pina is "evolving"

[@vanlex7910]

+Radar Hawk I knew that music was familiar!

[@theredandblackneogamer5160]

CyberwolfMC lol

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

Rosalia: Ah... your detection skill must be quite high. Asuna: I mean, he's trying to be Batman.

[@Jawsomest]

YOU'LL NEVER BE BATMAN. - Asuna shortly before being murdered.

[@handhelder823]

In that vein, i love how her lackeys are WAY better at hiding

[@logeyperogi1805]

Well that…and the fact that her username was sticking out from behind the tree

[@liquidsleepgames3661]

​@@logeyperogi1805please that was the fabled word tree of gamregora

[@SonicTFF2008]

Kirito:Shut up Asuna! Asuna: Shut me up Silica: Shut up both! Asuna and kirito: Don't get silica!

[@thewatcher7094]

I love how abridged Kirito has the most fragile god complex and goes berserk when he’s insulted for how he sounds like a girl

[@attackontitanfollower]

In season 2 he’ll look like a girl

[@carnivoreteacher8571]

@@attackontitanfolloweryeah he may feel abused by pulls

[@ZijnShayatanica]

His ego knows no bounds, lmfao. Asuna's megalomania is way more secure than his.

[@dansoloskywalkerproduction4329]

SAO kirito: a guy with two swords and 6 girls Abridged kirito: a crazy depressed guy turning to the dark side and killing people

[@tylernelson310]

I still like the abriged one better

[@souperhappydrinkingcoffee5130]

Yet the abridged kirito still has more personality

[@jotheunissen9274]

That description sounds like Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader

[@jadecamirand550]

@@jotheunissen9274 as a Star Wars fan myself, I agree

[@knownjj555]

sounds like Anakin to me

[@baseballmadness6204]

“I’m getting real tired of your first year psych student bullsh*t.” God I love Abridged kirito’s voice actor, his voice is so cool to listen to 😂

[@Spartan135]

That voice and this character of abridged Kirito reminding me on Cartman. That childish crying of him is the most annoying of this parody

[@cunningsmile4166]

Reminds me of Izzy

[@jcohasset23]

The voice actor picked a really good voice for the personality. It fits perfectly.

[@butcanyoudothis3320]

His face and his voice together make for quite the vibe check if you've never seen it before

[@CptPhilippnes]

And now he's voicing Emiya Shirou in the Fate Stay Night Abridged lol

[@yeetyeet3534]

“Theres one thing you didn’t account for…MY NUMBERS ARE BIGGER THEN YOURS” Sums up about literally everything in SAO

[@carnivoreteacher8571]

Yes and same goes for basically every other game and anime

[@Ikirus]

​@@carnivoreteacher8571there are ,at least some ,games where bigger numbers don't really matter

[@asherrudick3912]

@@IkirusLike Pokémon. People have destroyed the game using only level 1 Pokémon, like Rattata and Shedinja.

[@enigmatic3194]

Really makes me wish we could have some form of dialogue for more rpg or mmo games. Like imagine going up to that enemy camp you forgot early in the game and coming in all high-leveled to say a quote like that

[@twbillionare9568]

Baldur’s Gate 3 does that well

[@TieflingKumasi]

“By the way, you didn’t hear anything weird last night, did you?” “Uuuhhh…” *Kirito bawling uncontrollably over Sachi*

[@frderberdeger6340]

I wonder wot would happen I’d kirito and Sachs happened

[@justsomeguy07]

Frderber Deger w h a t

[@Kakaragi]

This is canon in my eyes!

[@braydentobin5150]

Frderber Deger stronk

[@thelegendaryarrox5559]

Frderber Deger r/stroke

[@xenorayy]

Silica thinking Pina is going to evolve while the Lavender Town theme plays in the background, this show is hilarious yet brilliant down to the details

[@darkgachamaker573]

Each time I say that scene I say "learn your pokemon music"

[@chimeraofscarlet8610]

@@sirdabsalot1yt83 nono, he was talking to silica

[@manaphy0993]

@God Of Destruction Jay Drain Doo da Dee da doo da Dee da

[@dr.bright6272]

And the Legend of Zelda music in the town

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@manaphy0993 DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO, DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO DO

[@loganbrown7743]

That one guy who realized how strong kirirto was when he mentioned laughing coffin is probably the only person who plays mmorpg's

[@ramendude4062]

MF knows a boss by the dialogue.

[@logeyperogi1805]

Yeah One of the smartest thugs in fiction Up there with the thug who walked in on Batman breaking into his boss’ office, locked eyes with Batman, walked out and warned a fellow thug not to go in and investigate, then left

[@philippaul6039]

I didn't even read your comment. I just saw it had 699 likes so I made it 700. It could be really lame for all I know, and now I refuse to read it 😂

[@robertholtonjr.8530]

Read it. It's hilarious

[@okkoheinio5139]

​@@philippaul6039 idiot

[@orlando780]

I like to think the reason kirito is so certain of there not being a way to kill someone in a safe zone, despite sao's supposed history of bugs and glitches, is because he has actively tried to kill someone in the safe zone before with no avail

[@theendersmirk5851]

Knowing him, that probably means the victim ended up becoming a part of a wall or the ground because he managed to noclip them into it, and he called that close enough. Said victim was likely clinically insane to an even greater degree than the average player after SAO ended.

[@carnivoreteacher8571]

@@theendersmirk5851yeahhahahahahaha hahahahaahaha a hahaha I’m dying as I’m reading that

[@carnivoreteacher8571]

Yep that about sums up kirito

[@carnivoreteacher8571]

@@theendersmirk5851that also may mean I could have maybe toootally rip their balls off

[@robertholtonjr.8530]

Don Fluffles

[@kingrocky7519]

Silica: "This isn't your fault..." *triggered Sachi PTSD flashbacks* Kirito: "W H A T ' S W R O N G L I T T L E G I R L ! ? ! ?"

[@heyitsmeskylar6564]

"well you see, it all started the day i was born, and neither of my parents showed up"

[@altadeam]

I laugh and cry at same time

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

​@@heyitsmeskylar6564 I just realized that your reply was one of the backstory of doofenshmirtz.

[@Boobee5467]

Padlov theory when an experience is attached to a certain word that when said word is said it triggers a response like say trying to be nice like sachi wanted him to be

[@master-of-many-fandoms2020]

Ugh, the way they handle the Sachi trauma is just gut wrenching. Thanks whoever came up with this for making me feel that

[@johngervais230]

"But be careful, the first few rows are a splash zone!" "Um...what does that mean?" *maniacal laughter*

[@Somethingintelligent]

That whole part described me in fallout 3 I was unbiased in my universal slaughter

[@Cinkodacs]

Well, it went better for him than for those Sabbat thugs who jump you in VTMB.

[@agentpb8260]

Seversl war crimes were committed that day.

[@darkgachamaker573]

666 likes

[@DarthVader-6637]

I respect his act

[@mansonchan6257]

the fact that kirito is 14 really cements the fact that this kirito's emo/edgy level got cranked up to 11.

[@tobyharrison4702]

I mean by the point of this episode isn’t it like 2 years later so isn’t Kirito 16?

[@ferretrevelvent6793]

@@tobyharrison4702 Yeah he is 16 by this ep

[@simulatednonsense9954]

Pretty average 14 year old ngl

[@hartjedi2]

Dude stick a 14 year old in a video game for 2 years straight and see how much they actually mature

[@BagofBeans1]

@@hartjedi2 true... to be fair I'm pretty sure the majority of people would come out totally different when you stick them in that hellscape for two years.

[@sparkred4565]

6:40 I hate how accurate kirito's description of getting an item in a rpg is

[@Dusk_Mightyena]

Me/A guy who had to go on a time consuming quest to get the Ultima Keyblade in Kingdom Hearts: It’s too true

[@logeyperogi1805]

Fucking Christ the Dawnguard storyline of Skyrim took forever, just adding more and more to the quests “Okay go get this bow!” “Okay, how?” “Well you’ll need to get the Elder Scrolls” “Sounds simple enough I suppose” “Then you’ll need to risk going blind and read one of them” “Uh…okay then, guess I can do that” “Then go to this completely random cave and meet this elf that’s the only known Falmer that hasn’t gone insane” “Alright then, I get the bow from him?” “Well after you complete his trials involving going through multiple areas infested with Falmer” “Then I get the bow?” “Nope, that’s when you have to go through an area infested with new variations of giants and dragons!” “Alright, THEN I get the bow?” “Well no, then you have to go through a ruin filled with powerful enemies” “I’m not even gonna ask because I know the answer is no” “Then you have to get the bow back from some guy who was apparently a traitor, but after that you get the bow” After getting the bow… “ALRIGHT, I HAVE THE BOW, NOW I CAN KILL HARKON” “Oh dude please, you could’ve killed that guy with a Skyforge Steel Sword if you wanted to” “…Are you serious right now? You just sent me against Vampires and Falmer…to get a bow…that I DON’T EVEN NEED?!” “Yep” “…this is going in a display case in my manor” “But if you aren’t gonna use it then why not give it to us?” “Because fuck you, that’s why”

[@willieearles3151]

@@logeyperogi1805 Good Lord, I love vampires but Dawnguard was so much of a pain in the ass. Dragonborn was the superior DLC by quite a bit.

[@montagegamerlive3604]

He didn't lied XD...it's kinda same in toram online too

[@logeyperogi1805]

@@willieearles3151 YES, god I love the Dragonborn DLC, that storyline was the shit, proving our superiority over Miraak was so satisfying

[@Midnight-zq5op]

"This guy thought he was going up against Laughing Coffin but he only brought himself and a small child. You sure we want to mess with this guy?" This one guy who made a brief appearance in this Abridged Parody is smarter than everyone from the original series combined.

[@dovahkiingames7617]

Definitely smarter than 99.9% of the abridged series characters

[@Kenpachi-eo6vz]

Lmao so fking true

[@Georgefloydthesneedster]

2 true

[@tyler89557]

Still dumber than Kirito.

[@exumbra1399]

Does no one bother checking enemy levels?!

[@aeryn9361]

SAO: Kirito, the generic protagonist Abridged: Kirito, the last thing you’ll ever see

[@neal2399]

Kirito: the Doomslayer

[@aname6104]

Aeryn abridged Kirito: a psychopath

[@Hideyoshi3241]

@@aname6104 he is a sociopath if I am not mistaken

[@gladmad1336]

SAO: Kirito, your generic overpowered protagonist Abridged: “That is the most scariest fucking thing I have seen in my entire fucking life.” -Nick, L4D2

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

Be fair it's actually kirito Ardyn lucious canum.

[@amethystziggurat9946]

"There's no need to wonder where your god is, because he's right here...... And he's fresh out of mercy...."

[@bladegtr34]

* whimpers uncontrollably *

[@mayumayuyosh]

*a thug cries*

[@cunningsmile4166]

That's so badass

[@rileybullock6164]

SAOA is better than the original. Prove me wrong

[@luxrion5179]

@@rileybullock6164 By the wise words of a random asshole - "I think this is a trap."

[@ExActa]

Can we appreciate the fact Kirito seemed to have actually listened and remembered Silicas story

[@J3Puffin]

He doesn’t care, but he REALLY cares quite a bit

[@histhoryk2648]

No surprise there, he knows entire lore of the rock

[@meapyboy12345]

@@histhoryk2648 Hey it’s a *pebble* not a rock. Get your lore straight man

[@Myst____]

⁠​⁠@@meapyboy12345hey, it’s a mithril pebble, not just any pebble. Get your lore straight man

[@4lackofbetter]

@@Myst____ The Mithril Pebble of Pig Smiting. Forged in the fiery pits of Tartarus, by the grand blacksmith of Lucifer himself. Get your lore straight man.

[@colorblindartist5238]

Watching this for the fifth time and I JUST noticed Rosalia's name sticking out from behind the tree. The amount of detail in this is insane.

[@ontariolongboarding]

same dude

[@Devin-oh7gr]

Its the Fabled Whir Tree of Gomagorath show it some damn respect

[@MyPisceanNature]

HA! Only 5? I am on 15! :p lol

[@bman296]

Nani?

[@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe]

“Wait Silica, do mine eyes deceive me, tis the fabled whir tree of gomagorath, faunt of human knowledge and devourer of souls. Quickly child, we must spirit away before oh my god will you just come out already”

[@WillowTheLacera]

"I'ts so cute how Silica found someone on her level" "Hahaha, *what?*

[@backdraftxiii9640]

I lost it right there! I laughed for a good 5 minutes! 🤣🤣🤣

[@S-D-Listen]

Barret: Uh-oh

[@CaffineAdict2000]

He might of actually killed her in the safe zone

[@JmDGamez]

Just reading this comment made me laugh 😂

[@LeeroyTheWrathBear]

…I think this kid got his training lessons from Lord Popo…… I mean, granted he has an eternity to master it but still…

[@jokeofalltrades2838]

The fact that Kirito's voice actor uses his real voice when playing Kirito makes the "you sound like a girl" scene a hundred times funnier.

[@TheStrongestBaka]

"Enjoy this while you can, it's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman". 10/10

[@janatownsend-gee3409]

Then in episode 9 "SUCK IT ROSALIA"

[@starlitgalaxies5808]

"WHO''S ROSALIA???"

[@matthewbrune5490]

+RagnaFan555 I MEANT IN COMBAT

[@thesohai9061]

Oh! I get it now! thats why he said "SUCK IT ROSSALIA!!!", not hoping she would suck her.

[@MrMinecraftBlader]

Wishes not to die a virgin, granted eternal life.

[@Copynin13]

"It's so nice to see Silica found someone on her level" *Kirito has been triggered*

[@LeeroyTheWrathBear]

(Snickers) …WhAt…?

[@Jumpybug129]

She has chosen death

[@Shannessa]

Jesus-kun became Satan-kun

[@nickparkyn3561]

The pupil shrink was hilarious

[@somerandomguy844]

*Angry higher-level-than-your-entire-guild-combined l33t noises*

[@skykrasher4475]

Rosalia: “This...is the deepest...you’ll ever...be in a woman.” *dies* I think Asuna would care to disagree.

[@GhostBear3067]

Which is why during that event Kirito shouts "SUCK IT ROSALIA!!!" Asuna takes exception to him shouting another woman's name at that moment...

[@sgtRedFireFox]

You really went there nice brother nice

[@gladmad1336]

“Well you’re dead so.... *_FUCK_* !”

[@shadowyblackness]

That's what she said🥁😁

[@ahaloplayer3950]

Let me improve your sentence I think asuna would beg to differ

[@shiftfire4511]

..Can...Can I just say that Silica somehow managed to claw the FUCK out of Kirito's face, and is apparently going on a complete rampage across the entire floor, burning the city to the ground. Kirito is level 78, where a bunch of mooks in the 40s couldn't even overwhelm his passive regen...and her marks are still there. And she's destroying the town..I.E, A FUCKING SAFE ZONE. She's probably got a kill count bigger than the entirety of Laughing Coffin at this point.

[@jacksonscott3667]

Late response, but that boss rush for the insane fetch quest probably powerleveled her to the point that the average player wouldn’t stand a damn chance.

[@PromethiaSHADOW]

Small child on a pure rage tantrum is one of the most destructive forces of nature in a game or real life EVER! Speaking from experience as a father and gamer! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@firewolf950tfwgaming7]

Realizations like this make me sad that Silica never got any more moments in the main show because that means there’s basically nothing left for SWE to abridge and expand upon this smol child of sheer terror and destruction.

[@SonicTFF2008]

I already imagine her in jail and the other prisoners like "How is a 12 year old girl in jail?" And that in Alfheim he is now on parole and thus he will meet Kirito again xd

[@Iron8127]

Note to self, keep your distance from Silica.

[@josephercanbrack8393]

"That's insane! Who'd design a game this way?!" "......You don't play many RPGs, do you?"

[@cunningsmile4166]

Honestly Tycoon games are less complicated

[@bman296]

4 years late but yeah he just summed up RPGs in a nutshell....

[@hellmasterjoleck]

still less complicated then the moonstone quest from ultima 7

[@kobiimac5131]

The crimson nirnroot in the Stones of Barenziah from Skyrim are very notorious for being absolutely retarded and when they remastered or was one of its DLCs on the original release they took away the ability to use the Clairvoyance spell to guide you to the Crimson Nirnroot I already and waste of your time Quest even more hell

[@Xinoz2]

Oh my god, I just realised that the "You sound like a girl." that Rosalia threw out was them setting up for feminine avatar Kirito in GGO.

[@thegreat4]

He's probably going to try to play as a girl

[@MrTigracho]

@Andy KnightWarden ¿Quien se mete con mi Trapito?

[@randompromises1038]

if/when they get to ggo i _reeeeally_ hope they reference rosalia.

[@kurai913]

Random Promises At some point they will

[@deadlydealer8324]

Eh I have doubts they'll get pass season 2

[@nowayminer]

In case anyone was wondering when Pina says "Ful, Losei Dovahkiin" it translates to "So, you’re the Dragonborn?" Which is something Alduin says in skyrim.

[@rebekahsimmons8353]

I thought I heard "Dovahkiin" in that scene!

[@carnivoreteacher8571]

Thank you for translating I’m grad ful

[@AvengedSpector]

​@@rebekahsimmons8353well yeah, the game was made by Bethesda

[@jinx17]

Seeing rosalias name tag behind the tree when shes hiding is something I think about quite a lot when playing mmos I fucking love it 😂

[@unkeyboardonated350]

I never fucking noticed that holy.😂

[@MrOniro1]

Just realized that even if the damage he takes is minimal there is no pain absorber in the abridged version so he's taking all those hits without flinching.

[@shadowbladeandlightin8889]

You're right, even if it makes the slashes feel like nothing worse than paper cuts they still hurt like heck

[@Linosek279]

There is no better pain reliever than pure, smoldering, blistering fury

[@orthusgames9888]

@@Linosek279 you are very correct

[@whoknows7968]

@@Linosek279 Want some aloe for that fury? It sounds like it's gonna leave a burn.

[@AsapdewMeow]

There is no pain absorber in the original either

[@CobraBite04]

“This is the deepest you’ll ever be in a woman” 6 episodes later (I think)....

[@fatboy7609]

"SUCK IT ROSALIA!"

[@itsjustluxas7663]

Its very dirty

[@satan4942]

Imagine he did all that to prove rosalia wrong tho

[@liamfalvey5142]

5

[@jdvictor1921]

Better six inches deep than six feet under, I guess?

[@nataliegood8854]

flashbacks of Sachi's death "WHATS WRONG LITTLE GIRL!"

[@insanitysreign6195]

"Nope, not pulling the pin on that grenade."

[@shingshongshamalama]

"?wHAt's WrONg LitTLe gIRL¿"

[@TheAsvarduilProject]

*Tink* *BOOM!*

[@franzsanders9573]

The voice actor’s ridiculously hoarse delivery of that line is what really sells that scene, imho.

[@sgtRedFireFox]

@@insanitysreign6195 right as i read this he said it

[@Snurgel]

as tradition dictates, we must rewatch this all at least once a year.

[@mrswaninator3540]

5 take it or leave it!

[@hozkahilgarri3936]

Merry Chrimmas

[@atemnirnasha]

At least for every new episode

[@kyuseikawakami2611]

....once a week. Huh? Oh yeh I year

[@allister6092]

Mhm. Definitely not like.. Every week. Year. Yes.

[@ZainyCaelum]

Emotionally Traumatized Kirito: WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE GIRL?

[@ZainyCaelum]

"Come on Silica. We've got a hamster to save." -Triggered Kirito

[@frog6992]

Lightning Aura Pissed off kirito:There's no need to wonder where your got is. Cuz he's right here...and he's fresh out mercy

[@megsrants8592]

.....don't want to intrude...I'll just find myself a spot that isn't full of crying Children.... oh look there's one now Aren't you going to ask me what's wrong? Yeah I'm not not pulling the pin on that grenade Your right I'm sorry this isn't your fault your fault your fault YOUR FAULT.... And cue your comment lol

[@coreonline7431]

Megan Kueteman WhAT iS WroNg LiTtLe GiRL?!

[@megsrants8592]

Core Online LOL

[@kurokaen2854]

Whoever does Silica's voice is legendary. It sounds like the actual dub voice actor.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Might just be

[@blyarin5825]

Kuro Kaen I like her voice too, her crying near the beginning sounded like a sheep for some reason

[@lelouchvibritannia7702]

Just wait until you hear kiritos va

[@yowatchie]

Wow just looked her up she started getting legit roles a few years after this episode.

[@carnivoreteacher8571]

Wow

[@canadiangopnik7007]

“Umm, boss, A thought occurs, this guy thought he was going up against laughing coffin, but he still just brought himself, and a small child, you sure we wanna mess with this guy?” Smartest bad guy ever

[@silvervase]

Boss I think this might be a trap. (Second smartest badguy)

[@andrewdiaz3529]

@@silvervase gangster walks into dark room, see Batman in the corner, walks right on out, his boss walks past him in the hallway headed for that very room and asks what's wrong. The guy just says nothing. 3rd smartest goon right there

[@Lowkeylie]

@@andrewdiaz3529 Nah, he’s the first smartest. The other two idiots still attacked Kirito.

[@magiclapras]

@@Lowkeylie Yep.

[@hihowareyou2013]

It’s not laughing coffin it’s just a small fry murdering guild named titans hand

[@jaycubauch3927]

The end implies that Silica could damage Korito by the end, and I love that. She left actual marks on his face, Titan's Hamd couldn't leave a scratch.

[@AquaLantern]

Killing all those bosses with him must've made her numbers skyrocket lol

[@notme3603]

@@AquaLantern i like to think she went so psycho mode that she hit him faster than he could heal

[@Ichiyama22]

Maybe she unlocked the unique skill "Go Apeshit"

[@Cdre_Satori]

Well they did leave a scratch but her damage seemed to have lingered longer than thugs slashing attacks. So maybe, but I think the SAO just has that annoying you are littered with red marks but only lost 5% HP model that rewards lots of slashing.

[@HectorT52]

How did I not get that is was her going crazy until now?

[@al-xks]

“You sound like a girl” Several years later we learn about his abusive sister suguha “The patient displays classic narcissistic and borderline sociopathic behavior, especially when engaging with her brother, kazuto kirigaya, this appears to stem from deeply held feelings of resentment as well as internalized self-hatred regarding own femininity”

[@gaybirthday9326]

Damn, I completely forgot about that.

[@thatguy1806]

Wait wHaT

[@gamv5850]

Own feminity? So Suguha knowss Kirito looks and sounds pretty "feminine" (genderbender Kirito in GGO)? Thats why she bullies him and has problems of self steem?

[@thatguy1806]

I don't remember suguha bullying him, when did this happen?

[@jordanu6501]

I tried reading it but i could never figure out what it says.

[@bobkile9734]

Rosalia: You’re all level 45, and there’s SEVEN of you! I think you got this Kirito: *evil smile*

[@darkgachamaker573]

@Æ they make a reference to him during alfheim as well

[@1krauterquark88]

@Æ i am pretty sure its the same smile like shiroe from Log Horizon( only without glases)

[@blackcatsmusicroom2553]

@@1krauterquark88 it is i checked

[@Klaaism]

The smile with the glasses is better imho

[@tqkf8878]

“No need to wonder where you god is, cause he’s right here.” *whispers* “and he’s fresh out of mercy”

[@bendragneel5337]

Would you fight abridge Kirito inside of Sao the game. My answer is fuck no I don't want to die

[@amvsofthegods2423]

@@bendragneel5337 them: abridged or regular? Me: no.

[@galethestardustangel4477]

One of the best lines in the series

[@HaruTheWolf]

Me in every video game

[@mrswaninator3540]

One of my favorite lines.

[@CruiserToneFan]

"A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years, could not even APPROACH the number of fucks I do not give" that just made me die laughing

[@dragonslair951167]

You know, Rosalia goes on and on about Kirito's psychological issues, but Rosalia is leading a gang of literal murderers who go around threatening, extorting and killing innocent people for fun. She's turned to a life of crime in a world where all of her physiological needs are a non-issue. I'd say she's got far, far more issues to unpack than Kirito does.

[@bman296]

She HAD more psychological issues

[@Klaaism]

Projecting is common among people like that

[@isavenewspapers8890]

Well, she’s dead now, so… DAMMIT!

[@jacobwerner274]

Don't loose your head about it

[@robbieaulia6462]

@@bman296 just like her neck issues

[@Th3_Ozi]

"Kid no language on earth has a word for how little I care, A quantum super computer calculating thousands of years can't approach the number of FKS I DO NOT GIVE... Best lines ever🤣🤣

[@yuriocafe9591]

"The friggin heat death of the UNIVERSE COULD NOT--"

[@PixieNekoChan]

“ Are you gonna help me or not?”

[@chimkim]

"I thought I made myself clear about my number of fucks and willingness to give them."

[@ravingtac0896]

I can’t not laugh at this line it’s so good

[@jessicabarnett3966]

This line has been very useful in my day to day life

[@Psusanoo]

Something Witty Entertainment: Please support the official release. Me: How can I support the original when the Abridged version is a true improvement?

[@whoknows7968]

SWE: _Just do it, the official release benefitting from this series is all that keeps the feds off our backs._

[@UGNAvalon]

Well, the more “official” content there is, the more SWE can bless it with their improvements ? ;D

[@Chrisadeth]

Though this masterpiece wouldn't exist without the train wreck that is otherwise known as SAO proper

[@ApocryphalDude]

Watch on Netflix counts

[@xen9221]

@@Chrisadeth The aincrad arc is amazing but after that it just slowly goes downhill until ggo where it slams into rock bottom.

[@theunwiserleaf957]

The best part Is the fact that Kirito canonically wears a dragon leather coat

[@paulmeans1056]

*THESE BRAIN CELLS COULD'VE BEEN USED TO FORMULATE THE PERFECT STRATEGY TO GET OUT OF THIS GAME.* *BUT INSTEAD THEY'RE BEING USED TO MEMORIZE WHAT CRAYONS YOU LIKED TO EAT WHEN YOU WERE FOUR.* "i really liked the purple ones.."

[@mewz20]

Paul Does Vlogging yeah i know and the blue ones where to tart

[@wizzdom712]

Mew Tube too*

[@epicnerd7499]

The school system in a nutshell

[@davidmaclaury904]

Paul Does Vlogging because the blue ones were too tart

[@kimoinito2967]

In the old Captions after Kirito said "Yeah I know, and the blue ones were too tart!" It said (I preferred the green ones)

[@oceandash]

" W H A T S. W R O N G. L I T T L E. G I R L ? "

[@something_random8486]

The F.B.I is at your door

[@kawaiidere1023]

What’s wrong little gurl?

[@Adam-ru3ur]

OceanPlays - YT 666 it’s Satans comment now

[@lukehaney3258]

“Item has expired” in Sao is the same thing as “saved data was lost” in an rpg after you grinded your stats for hours. Silica wasn’t sad about Pina. She was sad because she spent hours just to get an item that didn’t work.

[@megstephens9351]

Oh no, its much worse. Not only did she get the waisted effort breakdown, but she had a familial tie with that dragon, causing the already huge mental stress to increase drastically, causing loss of sanity.

[@kritinakelly9023]

She lost time to get the item and her best friend

[@kritinakelly9023]

@@chricramo9999 yup

[@alfredhernandez82]

Same with Kirito last episode

[@kaifyuu]

“hours” fuck you he stayed for more than 2 years also its more than 17,534 hours

[@PhotonDragon16]

Kayaba clearly turned off the immortal objects just for Silca's breakdown. probably popped out some popcorn to

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

Also for Lisbethd shop with Asuna

[@thetwinskull]

Ever realize this game has serious destructive players in it? Kinda best they stay in there before they spread that chaos in real life

[@loading294]

This series gave kirito an actual personality

[@Soulxstar]

This replace the Foam cup personality for some kind of spicy tuna roll which I fucking love

[@hajmgenial]

Yeah, now is a Douchebag Basically, now is Naofumi

[@JaidenTheBest]

@@hajmgenial I never thought about it that way but last episode was basically like bitch's betrayal

[@beastunleashed657]

@@hajmgenial lol Abridged Kirito is more like prime LeafyIsHere. Naofumi is pretty cool and justified, this Kirito, isn't.

[@beastunleashed657]

@@hajmgenial also, don't you dare compare this whiny piece of shit to my boi Naofumi.

[@captainjoji827]

Rosalia: This is the deepest you ever be in a women, Asuna: Hold my kitchen knife*

[@der_pinguin44]

Woman*

[@kfasdt]

*procceds to stab rosalia with said kitchen knife*

[@spartan1839]

Those r some awesome final words

[@NocturnalPyro]

Some Guy with a Beard that sounds like abridged Asuna

[@jenstoddard6179]

Oh yes rosalia... suck it!

[@lynad884]

There's no need to wonder where your god is because he's right here. And he's fresh out of mercy. *sobbing in background*

[@charlottecroom5159]

Did he ever have mercy

[@Jawsomest]

@@charlottecroom5159 Well yeah! Simply so he could find where it was location, And shoot it!

[@marcovchb]

Only SAO has the potential to be memefied to this extent.

[@josephreagan9545]

DBZ Abridged by team fourstar was also pretty good.

[@seankelly3540]

@@josephreagan9545 Hellsing Ultimate as well

[@sakiinui9643]

9:28 "Um... Boss a thought occurs, this guy thought he was going up against Laughing Coffin but he still just brought himself and a small child" **Kirito's just laughing maniacally in the background**

[@why-cp7dx]

Saki Inui lol

[@adenisbored2498]

That one person has more intelligence then everyone in the official sao COMBINED

[@kazutokirigaya5262]

* "laughs maniacally in the background" *

[@welcometopornhubbaby6632]

That laugh I the last thing you'll ever hear.

[@SesamUbe]

The smartest prop in the show 😂😂

[@chipwhich]

“This is the deepest you’ll ever be in a woman” *Flashbacks to chapter 16.5*

[@BarioIDL]

gungale: i can fix that

[@fuzzballdasoft5889]

It hurts

[@jotheunissen9274]

Episode 10 Suck it Rosalia! Ah, I love you too Kirito-Wait, WHO THE FUCK IS ROSALIA!?!

[@sonofablastoise3651]

Wait. How deep is the ear canal?

[@Lianpe98]

🤣

[@neroquin]

"Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!" "The power to believe in myself?" "Nooooo, a knife! Stab it!" _I love you_

[@thegreat4]

The power of love is bs

[@Lavantte]

Glenn Smith definitely

[@icecreamchief5417]

This show is too good it's criminal

[@miep3934]

@@thegreat4 the power of swords and violence. That's where the money is

[@DisgustedGintoki]

eVErYthiNg iS poSsIbLE wITh thE pOwER oF fRIeNdShIP.

[@ryuoshinz]

'There's no need to wonder where your god is' Cause he's right here and...... *HE'S FRESH OUTTA MERCY* Best line kirito ever said

[@GoatsBaa-dk7nw]

Either that or "Because contract killing is a beat we can all dance to" :D

[@notstormabridged4971]

YOU SEE, THERE'S NO REASON TO WONDER WHERE YOUR GOD IS, BECAUSE HE'S RIGHT HERE. And he's fresh out of mercy Five years and I still, use this quote

[@JordanDragonAs]

Guy in the background "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh."

[@jadendrabik5708]

Same

[@ODSTSniper68]

Did he ever *have* any mercy?

[@UhgeneIgnorian]

And who do you use it on exactly?

[@highesthighlander7377]

How and when do you use it??

[@victorjuarez2095]

“Um boss... a thought occurs... this guy thought he was going against laughing coffin... and he still only brought himself and a small child....”

[@corystannard7633]

Victor Juarez boss I think it's a trap

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Cory Stannard that dude needs a raise

[@No-Name0087]

I love how everyone else was creeped out by kirito going bat shit.

[@lycanwolf1150]

My thoughts at that line: look at the smart one what's he doing with you

[@parallax7789]

Someone give that boy a sticker.

[@lili_yaps]

This Kirito shows more emotion over Sachi than the original one.

[@rdeentx]

honesty first yeah

[@dstar9868]

honesty first This Kirito shows emotion

[@succinemui7484]

I like it

[@_tincan9447]

rip sachi

[@RR-uc1wb]

Adaptive Ninetales RIP Sachi. RIP Asuna, Suguha, and Sinon screen-time.

[@wadethompson4631]

“Boss I think this might be a trap.” Delivery is so perfect, gets me every time,

[@equinshadox]

"Well, I guess it all started when I was born... My mom was a bit of a drinker." I'm dead.

[@S0l4rK1ng]

As you hear a grenades pin be removed and explode

[@NocturnalPyro]

Despite Silica only appearing in this one episode of the abridged series she has more character than in all of her screentime throughout all the season of the original.

[@benjamindotore3657]

Tbf, "all the screentime of the season" is actually just this one episode.

[@NocturnalPyro]

Benjamin Dotore yeah true

[@nightshade2826]

@@benjamindotore3657 I didnt get more personality from her in the other seasons so maybe its still fair.

[@magiclapras]

@@benjamindotore3657 Yeah, iirc she didn't appear again until after Fairy Dance.

[@satorukuroshiro]

How I feel as a D&D dungeon master. "You're all level 45 and there are 7 of you. I think you've got this."

[@dynamicworlds1]

7 level 45 PCs in D&D? **eyetwitch** I can only imagine how long a level-appropriate combat encounter would take...

[@reyntime8735]

Double tarrasque conquest in Tiamat’s army

[@tyleranimator]

Bard: “I want to seduce the ice queen with a music sequence”

[@chaoseclipse0121]

@@dynamicworlds1 With a level 45 large-scale Adamantine Warforged that has all 5 levels of Warforged Juggernaut, all 20 levels of Barbarian, all 10 Levels of Frenzied Berserker, and the rest of everything else dumped into Legendary Dreadnought...you have a character in which walls aren't obstacles, they're just a suggestion on a direction you're not supposed to go, but don't actually stop you if you want to bypass them.

[@whatluck1508]

In a game i played(neverwinter), i was ranked 20 something and my regenerative stats were high enough to where it would take forever to kill me in PVE

[@magicalmelancholy970]

The longer I stay online the better this series gets (they even got the "12 year old dumping all of their trauma on people they just met" thing right)

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

holy shit Sachi's death actually had an effect on Kirito *wow*

[@zerayah2474]

Wakka: Made in Yevon Lol, Kirito: Oo Sachi Sachi Sachi ohh sachi SACHI

[@pocholodeguzman6703]

Wakka: Made in Yevon I I

[@alyiasproductions1283]

Wakka: Made in Yevon 😂 KIRITO HAS FEELINGS!!!

[@ngkhaiping]

Continuity.

[@zion_nx]

WHATS WRONG LITTLE GIRL?!

[@kol2804]

"You don't need to look for your god.... Cause he's right here.... and he's fresh out of mercy"

[@chanela.7786]

guy starts crying😂

[@bellarancois4580]

best sentence ever

[@TayKJ]

+Chocolate bunny I wish Beerus said that when Buu ate all the pudding

[@spoonyluv19]

so using that line in pvp matches

[@Xciteable]

greatest line ever

[@jacksonwilcock9432]

"But, I have good news! You no longer have to wonder where your god is! Because he's right here and fresh out of mercy!"

[@kuroseryota3933]

Best quote ever! X'D

[@Wayfarer109]

No one else Like this comment!

[@Dubby-vh2ke]

Jackson Wilcock I

[@yourguyfry934]

Bro even I felt like cowering in fear 🤣😂👌

[@delusionalnoodles]

*One lackey cries*

[@kwow3233]

Kirito: just stay calm, you already have everything you need to beat it Silica: the power to believe in myself? Kirito: NO! A KNIFE! STAB IT!

[@Zeuts85]

"A quantum super computer, calculating for a thousand years, could not even _approach_ the number of fucks I do not give." LMFAO.

[@Shotzy64]

+Matthew Doan That's probably the few things I like about the Abridged series over the original. Kirito thinks of the best lines xD (Especially in Episode 8 before fighting Kuradeel..)

[@Uchihabloodunlimited]

+Kayla Murphy Stop laughing in french you mouthbreathing neckbeard!

[@laurakate5167]

Haha that's so LAMAU

[@aceofsalts0246]

+Shotzy you know what's funny? sao abridged is better than the original

[@phillthepotato4363]

+Matthew Doan What so funny about it? It's not uncommon.

[@shadowplaysmc4586]

"The power to believe in my self?" "No a knife STAB IT"

[@Ralnon]

ShadowPlaysMC - Best Quote ever....

[@antonioluissantos3902]

Also I love how she now knows how to use that knife by the end of the episode. Character development at its finest. Oh the number of people she must’ve killed could even rival the number of hours it takes to calculate the number of fucks Kirito stopped giving.

[@KoiandKitsune]

Two things. Number one, this is an amazingly hilarious quote. Number two, 666th like. Hell yeah.

[@AmiraRachelleShrock]

"I'm gettin' real tired of your first year Psych student bullshit." That has to be one of my favorite lines

[@nb4032]

A relatable one, but "spend the last six hours considering the pros and cons of lobotomy by soup spoon" beats it.

[@lennartstockl5826]

My favourite one is: "Enjoy this while you can. It's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman."

[@ahooman3970]

On the brightside, Silica must've leveled up *A TON* from that boss rush

[@GoatsBaa-dk7nw]

I wonder if this was how she was able to damage him at the end of the episode

[@darling6639]

"I'm sorry, this isn't your fault" *flash backs of ms glitch girl dying* "HEY LITTLE GIRL WHATS WRONG?" I freaking died😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@matquisewebbe2484]

Positive EnergyAngel SACHI

[@ericatrent89]

Positive EnergyAngel SACHI :(

[@Harry_The_Albatross]

HEY LITTLE GIRL WHATS WRONG!!!

[@liux0253]

Positive EnergyAngel ã

[@scp--297]

XD

[@bladewolfvii6383]

I still can't get over how good kirito's voice actor is at things like laughing or screaming.

[@Rickel2Hero]

bladewolf VII like kira italian voice actor, his laugh in the last episode was something like godly

[@princessthyemis]

I know, right?! It's so impressive!!!!

[@ryancarter2959]

"Considering you just spent the last 7 hours making me consider the pros and cons of a lobotomy via soup spoon I'd say you have your work cut out for you" new favorite quote

[@ryancarter2959]

tiny pupil psycho Kirito is my favorite Kirito

[@aeraaureliawashereonce]

that and the Bravely Default scattered throughout

[@prismot.7192]

Ryan Carter kirto gives no fucks and hes a psycho and hes gonna kill anyone whos compares him to a 4 year old

[@pottaishi8679]

mine is "a quantum supercomputer running for 4000 years cannot BEGIN to approach the amount of fucks I do not give"

[@AncestralTsu]

Bad Wolf can you at least get the quote right, he says "for a THOUSAND years" not four thousand

[@Neutral_Tired]

There's no pain limiter in this game. He may be immortal but Kirito felt every one of those hits

[@seankelly3540]

Oh gosh, I didn't even think of that. He didn't even flinch. Thank you for this horror to imagine, that's badass

[@darthutah6649]

Also whatever Silica did at the end.

[@oldaccountplsleave]

"You sound like a girl." THE FORESHADOWING.

[@voidjockey82]

To his skin in the next season or the katheter incident?

[@JoeFanik]

I really thought the voice actor for abridged Kirito was a girl, but that's really the guy's natural voice

[@magma1264]

his voice is kinda cute tbh

[@cunningsmile4166]

@@JoeFanik SERIOUSLY!?

[@SodaQuota]

Bleach abridged?

[@sheysheybear8167]

"You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause he's right here, *and he's fresh out of mercy* " FUCKING. GOLDEN.

[@reeselawson3686]

Best. Line. Ever

[@thetwinskull]

You like that line? It’s yours.

[@josiahharrison5096]

I started dying after hearing that quote

[@a5_muffin807]

My favorite

[@ThePoTaTo101]

true

[@mattwing05]

"WHAT'S WRONG LITTLE GIRL", followed by "I guess it started when i was born" lmao i died laughing

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

Both my parents failed to show up.

[@jenstoddard6179]

@@RandomPerson-cm2wg both my parents refused to show up to my birth

[@cunningsmile4166]

Truth is funny

[@Alchemist9572]

9:30 “Boss this guy thought he was going against Laughing Coffen but he still just brought himself and a small child, you sure we wanna mess with this guy?” 💀💀

[@darth-severus]

🤣 I love that line so much

[@crackheadventi3518]

Kirito has had so much bullshit in S-A-O

[@PromethiaSHADOW]

That was the smartest guy in Titans Hand 👌😂😂

[@vicentetemes5793]

This Kirito is better characterized than actual SAO Kirito.

[@vicentetemes5793]

Also, after rewatching this series, I just realized that those guys could have used a paralysis poison, use Kirito's hand to force him into a trade, and then drop him off a cliff. Man, would this game be easy.

[@mrfafaa96]

Logic was never a feature in SAO. Maybe you have to buy a dlc first or something.

[@vicentetemes5793]

Mr Fafaa Meh. Anyways, some guys are building semi-working Nervegears right now, and if I ever meet a Kirito, I will drop him like a fucking bass.

[@kirito-ty5ky]

meh

[@cecemetro]

You are my BEST friend! XD

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

I wonder, when Silica appears in Season 2, is Pina going to be her "imaginary friend" that tells her to burn things?

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Considering how in the actual series she gets Pena back as a pet, not likely. It would be a bitch to try to hide it.

[@randompromises1038]

@@OmniscientWarrior that _would_ be hilarious as fuck if they managed to pull it off though

[@minedantaken1684]

I hope they see this comment

[@Victor-056]

@@OmniscientWarrior They won't have to. They can have Pina appear, as a Ghost, then show that Silica is batshit insane and talking to thin air. Or would you rather she becomes a "Crazy Dragon Girl" and have her have multiple Dragons she all calls "Pina"? Because frankly, we all saw Silica go badshit insane in the stinger. That's DEFINTELY going to be passed down when she returns. Because even by the later season, Kirito is _Still suffering_ from his failure with Sachi, to the point that the words "Your Fault" trigger his CHS (Chronic Hero Syndrome)... And also has to deal with the risk of losing Asuna to Sugou, who plans on committing a big Brainwashing Project on Asuna and the rest of the world. Also, this is the same series that shows the Lord of Ashes is still around Post-SAO... And that Kayaba is alive... In the Twitter scene. Oh, and "The Charisma Hat" from Episode 3, has a role in Sugou's plans. So for them to completely ignore Silica entirely, or pretend the Events of SAOA episode 4 _DID NOT HAPPEN,_ it really feels like a bitch move, and really would hurt the Continuity.

[@philipinoboy1381]

Lazarus056 id get a laugh out of silica goes crazy in season 2 xD

[@jadecamirand550]

Kirito: "relax...you already have everything you need to beat it!" Silica: "the power to beleive in myself?" Kirito: "no, a knife! stab it!" as a butcher, this helps me when I panic in front of a piece I am not used to.

[@ChefMonke07]

This bit gave me more than enough confidence as a chef.

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

I came back to rewatch SAOA, And just realised, *THEY EVEN FORESHADOWED THE WORD TREE!* 7:10

[@allisonekgasit9291]

... oh my god, you right.

[@samreid6010]

I think you mean the math tree

[@rogerogue7226]

@@samreid6010 Por qué no los dos?

[@schrodingerscatinthehat]

"There's no need to wonder where your god is, cuz he's right here... ... and he's fresh out of mercy" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@princessthyemis]

One of the best lines in the entire show!!

[@aaa_900]

*one lackey cries*

[@mirror972]

Kirito snapped lmao

[@CorbCorbin]

Almost as good as "winners don't do drugs, except steroids."

[@ShonowtH]

No, this is definitely the best line in the series. Also, they have a shirt for it! :D

[@JhuanVSales]

"The item has expired" - That was brutal. But i laughed so hard

[@totallynameless8861]

Heh- III'm sorry for your loss.

[@michaelhughes1807]

'She took that well.'

[@claytonvandyke6477]

XDDDD

[@tako158]

Unless it shortened to "Th' item", it was "Pina has expired"

[@michaelhughes1807]

TheWarrior What I heard was just "Item has Expired."

[@edalune39]

Kirito: Well good news guys! There's no need to wonder where your god is! Cause he's right here! Whispered: AND HE'S FRESH OUTTA MERCY

[@teamingcow2205]

SAVAGE

[@fyrentenimar]

I was expecting at least one of them to get the 'soiled pants' drop from that line.

[@selenama]

**heavy crying in the background**

[@grunhold]

Kias Lanna BEST LINE EVER

[@1vs1meonfortniteboi16]

Kias Lanna ikr lmao 😂😂

[@mirandathomassen6339]

Watching this knowing the kind of bullying his sister put him through, I understand even more now why he reacts the way he does here. The character writing in the abridged is fantastic.

[@CalmStrm]

When Kirito duel-wields for the first time and said he fought against a guy with 2 axes, I paused the actual show and the guy actually had two axes.

[@adamreddick1349]

Shows how bad the actual show is if it can't even keep that continuity. They at least make a joke of it here.

[@rain9058]

@@adamreddick1349 Kirito wields two entirely different swords when he dual wields. This guy here just has two axes that look the same. There's probably a difference between wielding two separate swords than there is to wielding a "set" of weapons. Like that guy would *have* to use both axes at a time, he couldn't use just one.

[@adamreddick1349]

@@rain9058 Yeah, that could be totally fair, for all we know there are things that are naturally dual wielded. Except its stated explicitly that dual wielding is a unique thing

[@rain9058]

@@adamreddick1349 It can still be a unique thing. Kirito's dual wielding thing is a skill right? The guy with the axes is just using a single item. It's like in Runescape, before they introduced actual dual wielding, you get something called "Torag's Hammers" it was technically 2 weapons but one item. Kirito's skill is unique in that he can equip two individual items to each hand slot.

[@victornone872]

An option might be that he can only actually use one and has the other as a throwable weapon

[@aphelionz9739]

"Are you unharmed my lady?" "W-what?" "I SAID STOP STARING ITS CRREPY!"

[@numbers93]

Rosalia must have been rolling over her grave when abridged episode 9 came around...

[@tommylawseern1916]

SUCK IT ROSALIA!! I love you too.... Wait WHO THE FUCK IS ROSALIA!!!!

[@roybane4788]

LOL

[@zero10135able]

+Chiriac Puiu the sword went about an inch in im pretty sure kiritos got more than that

[@zero10135able]

Chiriac Puiu this chapter would say otherwise www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=8&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiW57H73ozOAhUn4YMKHU6SAn0QFggxMAc&url=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Ffile%2Fd%2F0BwyW7ZpWYsQBaThmR0Foa2ZfOG8%2Fedit&usg=AFQjCNH3DNmJf7trZA5tEx0OazSpzlta7g&sig2=Bk4vLWGFx1zksxuZhvZXHg

[@thesixbitkid9446]

+Chan Master Jesus Christ that is just to much I mean good god that was weird reading that all the images in my head

[@triedtherest]

"There's no need to wonder where your God is. He's right here..." *whispers* "...and he's fresh out of mercy!" I am absolutely stealing this line for my next D&D character!

[@darkgachamaker573]

Are they a warlock or paladin/cleric? Or maybe some other class that dosnt really have to do with God's and demons power?

[@jeremiahdude326]

"Kirito ! Don't look up my skirt !" "uhh...I think you have more pressing concerns." I died xD

[@wenwen9358]

Kirito clone again? Owww man

[@jeremiahdude326]

Kirigaya Kazuto Clone ? Nah , more like distant brothers. ;D

[@jeremiahdude326]

***** We don't speak of that.

[@jeremiahdude326]

***** SHHHH.

[@cloudfanlp4923]

Dr CannonFodder he is in neither of that XD