Sarah's Monologue on the War on Christmas | I Love You, America on Hulu

[@MarcoMoraHuizar]

"What is it about Christmas that you think that Jews hate? the no traffic, the vacation days, the gorgeous lights lining the streets and the houses and the shopping squares, the carolers, do you think we hate the the giant spike in retail?" lol

[@albertsordi9351]

Sara is wrong. The Litttle Drummer Boy was written by Henry Honorato and Henry Simione.... neither Jewish.

[@robertbloom4424]

"The Little Drummer Boy" was written by Katherine Kennicott Davis (originally titled "The Carol of the Drum").

[@grenvthompson]

@@robertbloom4424 All 3 are credited songwriters, I don't think any of them were Jewish.

[@jc.1191]

It's ok to lie if it's funny tho

[@tori2dles]

Thank you. This “War on Christmas” thing makes me NUTS. When people at my church started griping about the phrase “Happy Holidays” (which has been said as long as “Merry Christmas” has been said), I countered with, “So, you do realize that ‘happy’ means the same thing as ‘merry’ and that ‘holidays’ literally means ‘HOLY days,’ don’t you? Isn’t Christmas one of the most holy days of the year?” Modern culture now takes “Holidays” to mean Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanza & New Years. And that’s great; much more inclusive. But the phrase was originally invented by the Church to give good wishes for the entire season around Christmas: •Advent - anticipation for Christmas starting several weeks before • Christmas itself • Epiphany - commemorates the Adoration of the Magi, the Baptism of Jesus and the Wedding at Cana during the first half of January. Those who still have a grip on the liturgical calendar know this. It’s mainstream Evangelicals who trended decades ago to get away from traditionalism who don’t know their own church history. So they actually believe that a beautiful, poignant greeting INVENTED BY CHRISTIANS centuries ago is actually an affront to Christians! It’s insane and ignorant. Thank you, Sarah, for a light-hearted take on this topic from our Jewish friends. I’d love to hear it from a Muslim’s perspective since, like Christians, they also celebrate the birth of Jesus by the Virgin Mary. War on Christmas ... sheesh.

[@1920F]

I don't think muslims celebrate Christmas or any other Christian holiday even though they do believe in him as the Messiah and his virgin birth.

[@Miquelalalaa]

tori2dles Well then we should do the same with eid , diwali and all other religious holy days.

[@hopesy12u4]

@@1920F yeah, especially when he wasn't even born on the 24th/25th. But many still wish Christians a "Merry Christmas" when it's Christmas, although some don't approve of doing that.

[@MESIII]

Merry Christmas! Sarah Silverman is a vile piece of shit, why on earth would a Christian supprt her?

[@hopesy12u4]

@@MESIII because she's clearly trying to be a better human being. Which is admirable. Even though I disagree with her about a lot of things.

[@arthurtrauer5684]

Sarah is an American treasure.

[@926rosey]

She’s just, plain BRILLIANT! Love her.

[@quantumperception]

I love that Ivanka tweeted "Happy Holidays". Totally undermined Trump's "Merry Christmas, because 'Happy Holidays' is a declaration of war on Christmas" narrative. Also, Jared is Jewish, and Ivanka supposedly converted, so there is that, too.

[@M17-f4c]

quantumperception Ivanka want to be more royal than the royals themselves! Sarah Silverman is Jewish by blood and this is her attitude! Go figure!

[@Crecendos]

Mossad agents working for Israel rather than America

[@g0tst1ngs]

Pfft Mr. Orange does not need his own children to undermine him, he can do that himself perfectly fine thank you very much twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/273502495962193921

[@doucheowitzpupestein3089]

Zionists such as her: John 8:44- "You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."

[@doucheowitzpupestein3089]

'Dirty Jews' and the Christian right - Jewish World Features - Haaretz ... www.haaretz.com › Jewish World › Jewish World Features Feb 3, 2014 - Brilliant actors like Larry David and Sarah Silverman are challenging America's powerful religious, family-friendly culture and asserting their Jewishness by glorifying obscenity. --- prominent Jewish magazine in Israel

[@hidilley]

"Maybe a close up of Mary crowning?" made me spit out my coffee...love you Sarah!

[@laurenf.9336]

I love YOU, Sarah!

[@johndrew4957]

u fucking idiot

[@tracyvanhorn4090]

Thank you, Sarah! You and your team of talent are wonderful. Keep up the good work, And, oh, Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones!

[@Bobpacey]

I love her! I highly recommend her to anyone who wants to have a good laugh:)

[@UncleWally3]

This Classic Christmas Video should be watched every year until America is Great Again.

[@marcusvachon845]

Sarah Silverman is so gorgeous

[@carmelicedcoffee2235]

She's jewish 😐 her race is jewish

[@maximuscomfort]

Thank you Sarah for this video. I like your singing, too

[@SelfReflective]

The "War on Christmas" is just distraction from what really hurts: lack of good jobs, of health insurance, of environmental degradation, of the obscene inequality.

[@MarioGomez-gg3oy]

Sarah I love your show! I totally agree with this episode! I'm a Christian in fucking Texas yet I find this war on Christmas such BS. Keep up the great work

[@timothyamaraobrien]

Mario Gomez Thanks, bro. I really appreciate it when a real Christian called bullshit on these culture war fools. Jesus would be appalled at what they've done with his teachings, although they did it to him in his own day.

[@km1dash6]

I love this. Thank you.

[@kiramaxwell502]

Sarah, you're amazing c:

[@PhillyNonSequitur]

Those red cups are the best marketing ploy by Starbucks ever! You can't buy that kind of publicity.

[@OctoganicAngel]

“Aaaand underneath the tree is another treeee...” This is when I got hit in the giggle dick 🤣

[@jamescunningham4418]

Mary crowning cup!!!

[@dorabarrear5496]

Merry Christmas Sara!!!

[@jenniferwilson6977]

Thank you, Sarah.

[@adebrysi]

keep christ out of solstice

[@RyanSpringer1984]

As the sun reaches it's lowest point, it aligns with the Crux and 3 days blah blah blah=JC

[@hopesy12u4]

No idea what that means

[@neomeg2232]

@@hopesy12u4 winter solstice. The original holiday. Before Christians stole it.

[@sendtokeithandrews]

Luv u SARAH!

[@unlikelyoutcome3012]

Love this woman.

[@djisar]

Better than expected, good stuff!

[@fleafrier1]

Most beautiful woman in Hollywood! Love you Sarah!!

[@derekquindry]

This is hilarious! 😂 I love your show!

[@harrynac6017]

@@Boxbeat666 Nope. All your shit still here.

[@armourtillo]

Ah Sarah, you write well, your jokes are so lean and so polished, so expert. I really wasn’t in the mood the laugh and you just made me laugh my ass off. You continue to nail your timing and material, everything was just incredible. But of course, you’re a pro. Keep it up Buddy and thanks for the laughs, you really cheered me up tonight. It sounds like I’m kissing ass but once you realise how hard it is to make and polish jokes to that level you realise how awesome that was. Merry Christmas Sarah, please keep making us laugh and think. From me in London 😁

[@anandanewsnetwork]

Merry Christmas!

[@StopMAGA]

And Happy Hanukkah to you!

[@baldkea]

I adore (and, actually, love you) Sarah. Keep up the good work :-)

[@dribrom]

Fun fact: In the mid-17th century, a wave of religious reform transformed the way in which Christmas was celebrated in England. Oliver Cromwell -- a statesman and General responsible for leading the parliamentary army during the English Civil War -- took over England in 1645. Supported by his Puritan forces, Cromwell believed it was his mission to cleanse the country of decadence. In 1644 he enforced an Act of Parliament banning Christmas celebrations. Christmas was regarded by the Puritans as a wasteful festival that threatened core Christian beliefs. Consequently, all activities relating to Christmas, including attending mass, were forbidden. Not surprisingly, the ban was hugely unpopular and many people continued to celebrate Christmas secretly.

[@MsZephyra]

Brilliant segment. Not even glancing at the comments. Anyone writing a ridiculously toxic remark needs to seriously contemplate their own insecurities and/or intelligence.

[@cincocharms1233]

Yes , they must be mentally ill and in need of medication and reprogramming. Your way is the only way! I am a low IQ drone in dire need of guidance from SS. She knows the way and the truth. She is not a hypocrite and does not lie. She only wants to help. She is not a wealthy bolshievik with sinister motives. I am the one who is the problem. Amen.

[@MsZephyra]

I'm curious - seriously - to know where you get the impression that she has "sinister motives". I mean, nobody's perfect, we're all at least a bit hypocritical sometimes...but her intentions seem good to me. I would love to know what reliable source you're getting your impression from. Btw, I have no problem with healthy debate or respectful disagreement. My problem is with the regular barrage of unnecessarily toxic comments that she tends to get, and I still don't see any rationality behind them other than people (usually men, sorry but true) coming off as having insecurities or really outdated views. Care to explain?

[@cincocharms1233]

MsZephyra Ouch! If you are truly curious, figure it out for yourself. If a low intelligence cretin troll such as myself can figure it out, I'm fairly certain that regular people, with better brains and with minimal effort, can be made aware of what is going on here. Have a nice Holiday winter season.

[@timothyamaraobrien]

Cinco Charms Seriously triggered! She never called anybody the names that you're calling yourself.

[@smrkva5911]

Cinco Charms Starting off with a sarcastic snark directed at other people's (presumed) perception of you as a loon, only to end it with actual dead serious claim of a TV comedienne's sinister bolshievik agenda. Hat down, adorably unstable sir. That was comedy gold. :D

[@OneRedKansan41]

loved it.

[@Theo-hc5ob]

OMG, I am Totally in love with Sarah; and not just because she's from NH

[@hayagood3158]

I realy live you america😍😘

[@NewMessage]

I wonder if they call it the 'War on Christmas' so they have an excuse to ask for another semi automatic assault rifle for Xmas without looking quite so creepy.

[@aaronwinegar9724]

Wait, did baby Jesus learn to talk and write books, and people from the government are now censoring his words?!? Damn, I'd pay to see a baby write and give speeches and then get prosecuted and thrown in jail. Best reality show ever!

[@cincocharms1233]

New Message: Nice. Your a real sweet lady! Get back into your hole and watch CNN and FOX news. freaking drone....

[@eduardocarrochio6326]

her sarcasm is so deliciously syrupy sweet

[@idmarts1]

Love your song

[@byron2521]

She is right. Her song is as good as all the other B.S. Christmas songs. I really hate when country singers have no originality and remake an old Christmas song. At least John Lennon wrote an original Christmas song.

[@BigHeretic]

*byron2521* And Slade! Don't forget Slade "It's Christmas!! So here it is Merry Christmas everybody's having fun..." kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKHJeYangb2Yhqs

[@silvestrisvita]

Fuck yeah, surprisingly great! Maybe I'll start watching her stuff more. Thank you, lady!!

[@CGPOPPOOP]

'..Mary crowning?" LMAO Love her

[@pheb29]

So COOL

[@jeannettefranks877]

Brilliant

[@pheb29]

I ❤ Sarah!

[@lagaman11]

The best kind of funny. It's funny, because it's true!

[@IamGulzow]

I wish you contentedness in your end of calendar year festivities.

[@JohnWSmartNow]

this makes me want to get hulu.

[@joshuaaitkenhead8407]

The only Christmas present these "Christians" want is the chance to be offended.

[@eddyspagetti9899]

hmmmm ..I thought it was the left that worshipped 'victimhood' ..?

[@rezkalla]

Sarah, you love America, but I love you. And America, I also love America.

[@jerrysizzler44]

This blew my mind because I thought the whole Starbucks struggle was people complaining that the cups were TOO Christmas-y.

[@sageohio1864]

Love me some Sarah

[@NatalieGelman]

This is so good. Love the list of Christmas songs written by Jewish composers.

[@rkgrant]

they are not christ-mas songs...they are pagan yuletide songs about snow and holly...you're ignorant. Name me one song by a jewish ''composer'' that mentions Jesus of Nazareth explicitly.

[@cybramir]

Thank you for this. The whole ‘we need to say Merry Christmas’ again thing is so silly. Point is, we say ‘Happy Holidays’ more now because most of us have figured out that, get this, Christmas isn’t the only fucking holiday happening at the end of the year. We have a variety of cultures and holidays going on in this country and saying “Merry Christmas!” to someone who doesn’t celebrate Christmas makes you look and sound stupid. It’s just way easier to say Happy Holidays and that way you’ll never be wrong or have to guess what someone celebrates lmao

[@Quinntus79]

It’s not even the only Christian Holiday in December. Holy Innocents Day, Feast of the Immaculate Conception, Feast of our lady of Guadalupe, Feast of the Holy Family, and St. Nicholas Day to name a few.

[@annamaedevlin1713]

Can't get, ENOUGH OF HER!

[@depleteduraniumcowboy3516]

#AllHolidaysMatter!

[@maryshaffer8474]

I can't afford Hulu this month.

[@laurenf.9336]

Not with the new net neutrality rules especially, I bet.

[@scottweiss9618]

I can't ever afford Hulu, so it is a real treat when somebody pirates a complete segment and posts it.

[@laurenf.9336]

Yeah, I'm imagining someone who's ever been able to afford it. Unlike myself.

[@LostLocal7]

Lucky you.

[@stephen_sezs]

Scott Weiss can you not spend $8 on something else per month?

[@terryflynn8240]

She may not be THE funniest person in the world but she working on it. What are you doing?

[@cincocharms1233]

She's an old barren hag. All she has left to do is promote the agenda of her masters!

[@timothyamaraobrien]

What the trolls are doing is living in their parents' basement and spending a lot of time watching channels they hate, so they can make really hateful remarks.

[@cincocharms1233]

How dare you. I happen to live in a very nicely furnished basement apartment. I even have my own window. And it's not even my parents' basement. I have a real job and live high on the hog. I have a fridge full of cheap American beer and watch football every Sunday. Life is good. Big baby!!!

[@RictusHolloweye]

You spend the Sabbath watching football? I bet it's not even real football!

[@terryflynn8240]

I just read your quote . I have one question What fuck are you taking abour?

[@ritaburgess6239]

Sarah, I love you!

[@casbot71]

Happy Christmas 2018. The war continues.

[@rooster3958]

As a Catholic i never felt that there was a war on Christmas. that's a joke

[@doucheowitzpupestein3089]

Beware of Silverman. This is from the jewish Talmud, they place it higher than the old testament. Horrible Blasphemy of Jesus Christ: Gittin 57a. Says Jesus is being boiled in "hot excrement."

[@doucheowitzpupestein3089]

Dr. Israel Shahak reports that the Zionists burned hundreds of New Testament books in Occupied Palestine on March 23, 1980 (cf. "Jewish History, Jewish Religion," Pluto Press, p. 21).

[@timothyamaraobrien]

irvin martinez Of course not. Real Christians are not involved in this kind of bullshit. This brand of American Evangelical Christianity has nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus. It's completely hypocritical. They support people like Roy Moore. They preach the Prosperity Gospel, which is directly contrary to the teachings of Jesus. They rely primarily on the Old Testament and even that they take out of context. The whole thing is a sham. It's a money-making operation.

[@thenobleandmightybeaver4411]

That's probably because, war by it's definition entails people being killed. This war on christmas BS is right up there with the "white genocide" nonsense that the same sort of people complain about.

[@RictusHolloweye]

I would add that a war is usually waged by at least two sides.

[@eastcoasterner]

On January 19th it will be my birthday, and anyone who was born on January 19th I will wish a happy birthday. But don't expect me to wish anyone else a happy birthday just because they were born in January! January is MY MONTH!

[@hootiegabriel9200]

Jesus I pray you save me from your followers

[@JoJoMatulich]

ALL: Amen.

[@davidlewis5409]

Love this!

[@markallen3293]

Love you Sarah.

[@LostLocal7]

Translation: Haggard old washed up Jewish women are literally my fetish.

[@carver3419]

When was your last eye exam?

[@omermbz]

I honestly don't know any Jew that is offended by Christmas. And I'm an Israeli. Srsly nobody is after your precious holiday chill

[@tashalorm4313]

I don’t see why anyone will be offended by Christmas. This is one a Heck holiday they make a lot profit.

[@cherylshea8151]

Coffee ....it's something you guys drink to sh***t in the morning.hahahahahah pew yeah!!

[@shawnathon60]

You are the greatest,... would not want to piss you off,.. can't say that about most guys!

[@jaddison1112]

Trump and allies are idiots. There has never been a "War on Christmas". No one has ever told me not to say "Merry Christmas". I have no idea what these angry political opportunists are gripping about.

[@kari548]

No he means the happy holidays. I say Merry Christmas 😂

[@tomjsavage7597]

Good stuff.

[@ferox965]

There is no war on Christmas.

[@avsachs]

Sarah exposes Starbuck's war on bagels!

[@habbogigi]

Has this been renewed yet?

[@Cajek2]

There's a war on Cthulhumas

[@acchaladka]

Cajek2 Bless us each and every one.

[@marshallboice4629]

The only war worth fightin' I say!

[@Cajek2]

Put the fthagn back in Cthulhumas

[@tyro244]

I've had many colds but I've never been lucky enough to sound like Sarah Silverman when I had one. I kind of sounded like Jodie Foster once when I had a sore throat, does that count?

[@blanch33333]

Also Starbucks said sorry to their clients in Argentina when they changed the imported and "holly" cups from the U.S. to replace them with the exact same argentinian product. Conservative media, church and super high level companies are almost in the same lane sometimes (or always, maybe) so let's not forget about it. =D

[@twelge15]

I wish there were more female comics in the 70's & 80's, growing up. Any female comics in the 70's & 80's who were as hot as Sarah is.

[@dottiec7943]

I met Sarah when she was little. The Maryah Carrey Christmas song was written by an ItalianJewcatholic combo type lady writer !!! Credit given to record label in deal. Sold off Yes why are Starbucks and Panera bagles. Not real anymore?

[@mikelytou]

I had no idea sarah could sing. How has that xmas song not been released yet?

[@Shelleybean3315]

This is Brilliant! I Love Sarah Silverman, soooo sooooo much....because she's one of the most informed and intelligently hilarious women, EVER.....plus, she's just PLATINUM in the comedy world, period! ❤

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

I guess it's not ONLY on hulu after all ...

[@betaneptune]

Cute.

[@universal7564]

Brave sarah, you go girl.

[@hasanamir5876]

She is one hell of crazy woman

[@MattyC0900]

Sarah is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@yootoob4516]

Sarah is the BRIGHTEST XMAS ANGEL! Love love love her, and I wish all of you a spectacular retail season with trouble-free returns and exchanges, the perfect turkey cooking method, and home-baked cookies that never go stale.

[@sendtokeithandrews]

Found waldo and i love it

[@jdog7797]

Oh and Christmas was Pagan first btw.

[@jgoodie400]

I think Sara shoots this on Chelsea's old set

[@drransom01]

There's literally, like, three actual people in the country who think "Christmas is under attack"

[@dkronenberger]

I want a real War on Christmas, and I want to win it.

[@SmartArtzzz]

Why am I just finding this??

[@rkcpek]

The "war on poverty" does not use bullets. It's about ideas and language.

[@robertholloway6612]

Julian Moon : A Cup of Coffee

[@williamtodd3610]

I ♥️ USA 🇺🇲

[@charlleedodson]

That could actually be a really good song

[@peternt2008]

No since most institutions , schools, government offices have been saying HAPPY HOLIDAYS instead of Merry Christmas. The same thing has been happening in Australia. If you go to the middle east there are actually more Christmas decorations in some of the middle eastern shopping malls than there are in Christian counties. Go to the UAE and have a look at the 4 story high Christmas trees. Even countries that are not Christian like China and Japan, now celebrate Christmas. Here is a link to a photos of Christmas decorations in the Middle east, compare it to your local mall. www.arabianbusiness.com/sites/default/files/images/2010/12/16/107609521.jpg

[@samsonsulk]

laughing my ass off in my car rn

[@jayk7395]

Is she still on

[@edj8008]

Bring back Sartunalia

[@Sasasaam]

Emmy de Jong oh god yes! Giant feasts and gambling! My kind of holiday.

[@Dr.TJ1]

Kalki Vishnu Festivus starts with the airing of the grievances, so I think a lot of people negatively commenting to this video are already starting Festivus, even if they don't know it.

[@edj8008]

The thing with the christmas trees has a lot of difrent origines. Some Christian some pagen som just strange. There is a million diffrent ways 2 celebrate yole and they are all okey as long as yuo don't start doing human sacrefice

[@jimiprairiefire5482]

Emmy de Jong marking the passing of one season into the next with a drunken orgy? Sign me up!

[@Satsujinki1973]

Now, don't you sacrifice the Lord of Misrule at the end of Saturnalia? Would that be Trump? I can get behind that.

[@ritasedgewic7318]

She left out Hark the Herald Angels Sing, by Felix Mendelssohn.