Damn I didn’t expect this random late night shitpost to blow up so much! Thanks for nearly 100k views, it’s insane… I hope some of you go check out our other memes and gaming series :) we put a lot more effort (aka still not that much) into ‘em.
@goblinbastard3 жыл бұрын
hamburger
@charlestheiner28333 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm an RA @ Uni and I laughed so goddamn hard a 2:45 AM I thought I woke my residents up!
@kilmindaro32 жыл бұрын
@@goblinbastard cheeseburger
@tarraux59712 жыл бұрын
funniest shit I've seen in a big while
@scottbrowder83042 жыл бұрын
now make a 10 hours version
@genericlegionaryrecruit72353 жыл бұрын
The grease must flow
@kalebgonzales40093 жыл бұрын
I feel so greasy!
@nepdisc37223 жыл бұрын
that's not regular rain, it's spillage from their low-orbit deep fryers
@triggeredbeetle53703 жыл бұрын
he who controls the grease, controls the universe!
@tubian3233 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it!
@Delta5Qmp3 жыл бұрын
It is by two all beef patties I set my mind in motion. It is by special sauce that lettuce acquires cheese, that pickles acquire onions. It is on a sesame seed bun I set my mind in motion.
@gagaplex2 жыл бұрын
I like how they apply the ketchup to each customer individually.
@georgetropicana93172 жыл бұрын
This comment is making me lol for real rn
@HaiderPlayz_cool2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@travisheady1392 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@BoopSnoot2 жыл бұрын
I can verify that this is how US Marines are blessed before combat missions.
@Dimetropteryx2 жыл бұрын
@@BoopSnoot Thought they used crayon for that.
@Juay_deRito3 жыл бұрын
"He who controls the fast food chain controls the universe"
@ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ2 жыл бұрын
Seasoning
@ultilinium82 жыл бұрын
"What's in the box" "Two thighs, a side, a biscuit, and pain"
@ianbuick89462 жыл бұрын
Apparently, it's not far from the truth...
@AstralBelt2 жыл бұрын
The grease must flow
@FreakDaMIghet Жыл бұрын
@@AstralBelt Damn! I was gon a say that! 😆
@thatmattcaronguy3 жыл бұрын
Dreams are messages from the deep fryer
@dreamer22603 жыл бұрын
XD
@thebatman42793 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment! 😂
@xslonk8 ай бұрын
Elite level joke
@petrhanak16447 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 i am dead
@isaacgary68017 ай бұрын
This comment wins 2024
@atomic_wait3 жыл бұрын
This deserves to have the rainfall sfx added on top to really make it seamless.
@MEEPStudiosOrSomething3 жыл бұрын
if you do it, i can link to your vid in the description
@0swren3 жыл бұрын
@@MEEPStudiosOrSomething I have done it, it's on my channel :)
@@atomic_wait I shall add it to the description, great job!
@johntom_fnq3 жыл бұрын
The Padishah Emperor Ronald of House McDonald
@funnyswangoosething50883 жыл бұрын
Footage of Burger King employees sacrificing children who bought happy meals in preparation to raid the local McDonald’s.
@kalebgonzales40093 жыл бұрын
McDonald’s is Leto atredis while Burger King is the god emperor. Burger King knows that mcdonalds outsells them every year and is scared of being over thrown. Burger King sends Jolibee (baron harkonnen) to finish the job.
@tygerbyrn3 жыл бұрын
@@kalebgonzales4009 OMG! This is perfection.
@straightbarns3 жыл бұрын
Wendy’s is the Bene Gesserit
@limpet772 жыл бұрын
@@kalebgonzales4009 I read "BACON Harkonnen" the first time. 😅Too much talk of burgers.
@Salty_Gacha_Gamer8 ай бұрын
@@kalebgonzales4009 There's only one God Emperor and that's Leto the 2nd, son of Paul. Saddam Corrino was just an Emperor. No God
@LOrco_2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Hæmbrügr, Keysbrügr, Býg'mæk and Wöhppr, the four Gods of the American Pantheon.
@joshuafischer684 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget The Great Devourer, Donald Trump
@philthephilosopher9235 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuafischer684 You mean Rn'æld Mk'dönæld
@tsarbombawithinternetconne875 Жыл бұрын
Cook the great fries once! Grease shall flow unto the hearts of those who once cooked. Cook the great fries twice! Those who cooked shall spread the great Ro'æld Mk'dönæld's spice. Cook the great fries thrice! BLESSED BE THE FOUNDING BURGERS OF AMERICA, MAY THEIR GREASE LAST FOREVERMORE.
@snigdhabhattacharya16908 ай бұрын
No need to bribe them anymore just give them a sloppy Joe and they will tell you everything
@Okodles8 ай бұрын
Ragnold Macnorak
@creamCarnivalJones12343 жыл бұрын
The grease must flow For he who controls the calories controls the destiny of mankind
@bauti21123 жыл бұрын
My hamburguer, my cheeseburguer, my whooper
@DrRiq3 жыл бұрын
*density of mankind
@zhertva0d3 жыл бұрын
That's why USSR collapsed.
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
@@bauti2112 My sandwich... _My burger...._ ... ... ... *My Beef.*
@dougdimmedome55522 жыл бұрын
This might as well be accurate at this point.
@SeanBMoose3 жыл бұрын
The sign of an either real shit movie or fantastic movie is if it gets memed to death and so quickly. I love this. The movie was great imo
@nonautemrexchristus56373 жыл бұрын
It was setting up the second part and it still did great, loved it
@datgio49513 жыл бұрын
relative to new movies that came out recently, this has been one of the best movies ever released
@gagaplex2 жыл бұрын
@@nonautemrexchristus5637 Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. And it was the right choice to split it into two! I guess that means there'll eventually be 12 movies then, hm.
@n0denz2 жыл бұрын
Shit movies get memed to death though. Look at the Star Wars prequels, The Room, and Bee Movie.
@charlesowen54082 жыл бұрын
It's awesome!
@Boopity77393 жыл бұрын
It seriously ruined the scene for me in iMax when this is immediately what I thought of upon hearing it, lmfao
@Lo-opss3 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened to me fr
@grandsome13 жыл бұрын
Rewatching the movie, can't take that scene seriously anymore!
@katamed52052 жыл бұрын
Which is why I only watched the memes after watching the movie XD
@richardsonrichly84568 ай бұрын
fr
@AlfredSoul4 ай бұрын
I stayed away from all memes until I had seen it, but my friend I went to watch the movie with burst out laughing next to me during this scene, lol.
@optillian41823 жыл бұрын
I must not hunger. Hunger is the mind-killer. It is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
@rrs_132 жыл бұрын
Tis the chuby-death that brings total obesification.
@chiyopipi56728 ай бұрын
The prayer of the intermittent faster
@Jonnell017 ай бұрын
The ramadan mantra
@chiyopipi56727 ай бұрын
@@Jonnell01 omg yes 🤣🤣🤣
@melan56963 жыл бұрын
POV you are being initiated in the U.S Marine Corp, ready to "liberate" some oil fields
@thehm38403 жыл бұрын
The fabled cherry flavor crayon pastes being applied to the initiates of the Marine Corp, priests of the oil and sands applying it themselves to the newly made Marines, the Pope of Colt giving the sacred chants of cheeseburgtorium to bless the marine initiates with fortune favor whilst in combat.
@Despotic_Waffle3 жыл бұрын
The oil must flow
@direwolfkaniz91923 жыл бұрын
*He who control oil, control the universe*
@katipunanball47993 жыл бұрын
@@Despotic_Waffle the coronary disease must flow
@wrathin993 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, this is what the end of Bootcamp is like.
@Redrot6663 жыл бұрын
If Sardaukar were americans
@emeraldsentinel92alpha303 жыл бұрын
THE OIL MUST FLOW!
@walterdayrit6753 жыл бұрын
HE WHO CONTROLS THE GREASE, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!
@sneedmando1863 жыл бұрын
Bacon 🥓
@lepmuhangpa3 жыл бұрын
Sarducans.
@smallboto3 жыл бұрын
They are Americans, they are the Marine Corps of the dune universe and House Harkonnen is the US Military taking Arrakis Aka Afghanistan And Iraq while the Fremen are the Taliban and the Pakistanis and Chinese are House Atredies
@dagothwave66233 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've just found a hidden gem
@z_man19003 жыл бұрын
what the us army chants before annihilating another third world country
@reclusiarchgrimaldus12693 жыл бұрын
What more can we say? The oil must flow
@Brian-zo1ll3 жыл бұрын
Every country is 3rd world compared to us.
@Meridiu53 жыл бұрын
LOL
@dmurray29783 жыл бұрын
The things we do for Israel
@anamateursoundeditor45793 жыл бұрын
@@Brian-zo1ll nah
@Obenzinger3 жыл бұрын
Man I can't believe they released the director's cut so soon!
@blackjac5000 Жыл бұрын
Does it include how Paul was originally played by Elmo? kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3muZpl4opaMjc0
@Psycorde8 ай бұрын
Chef's cut
@ehtresih95402 жыл бұрын
Pov: your gaining US citizenship
@prot07ype879 ай бұрын
*you're**
@royrieder21137 ай бұрын
Yo urre
@GamePath4 ай бұрын
@@prot07ype87Average American doesn't bother with proper grammar. He's on the right track.
@johnvermintide3 жыл бұрын
WE ARE THE MCDONALDS. THOSE WHO DEFY US WILL FALL
@blackjac5000 Жыл бұрын
We are House Five Guys. There is no order that we do not fulfill. There is no burger that we undercook. The Emperor asks us to bring four bacon cheeseburgers with lettuce, tomato, grilled onions and A-1 sauce and two large fries! House Five Guys delivers!
@Firespectrum122 Жыл бұрын
@@blackjac5000 WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?! x6
@multiplayerlove2 ай бұрын
Just so. Three burger flippers. As agreed.
@Kodaemon3 жыл бұрын
Im setting this as ambient background noise until I look like the Baron.
@sethleoric25982 жыл бұрын
"We are the Burger king's blades.. those who stand against us falls"
@heyits84343 жыл бұрын
Please let this be a new meme format.
@atligbilig95193 жыл бұрын
No
@novemberalpha60233 жыл бұрын
It has been already
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
It already has been. For a few weeks now.
@jennifernowak50752 жыл бұрын
I watched this *before* I watched Dune in the theater. And when the moment arrived, I could not unhear it.
@luxchameleon3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest shit I've heard all year. It's perfect. I've listened to to it at least 30 times and I still love it 🤣🤙🏻
The bloodletting initiation canto of the Padishah Emperor's famed, feared fighting force, the Sardaukar, is believed to be derived from a song of unknown purpose from ancient Earth, leading scholars hypothesize this song to be of some religious importance to the ancient peoples of North America
@infernosgaming89422 жыл бұрын
It is believed that the hymn is in reference to a chant sung before the consumption of a religious meal, perhaps even a kind of right of passage. The Hamburger in ancient Earth history was a sandwich containing a patty of cow meat with a bun made of wheat bread. The Cheeseburger, Big Mac, and Whopper are all likely regional dialectic phrases for the same dish.
@Oneamongthelegion10 ай бұрын
@@infernosgaming8942 We in fact have archaeological specimens of the quote: "Big mac" in a splendid case of preservation due to the, quite frankly obscene, quantity of plastic polymers, and chemical preservatives. These were utilized in the religious sacrament by the great religious orders of "The Golden Arches". Regrettably, we have no known surviving samples of the famed "Whopper". This is possibly due to the competing order of "The King of the *Burgers" not wishing to defile their perceived purity of cuisine with "Unnatural" chemicals. However this theory would seem to paint this order in a hypocritical light, as evidenced by the fact we have mentions of this order making a none bovine patty which was, we theorize, crafted of herbs and chemicals. This was seen as an affront and abomination to the religious world at large during the declining times at the end of the republic. While we still can not speak as to the exact nature of these cults. We can assert that they were an integral facet of everyday life for it's cultists. *(The "Burgers" are thought by many scholars to be the name of the peoples that worshiped the cult of Hamburger, this has been refuted as of late by the theory that the "Burger" was the sandwich itself. though debate still rages in the community of academia.)
@lonewolf93909 ай бұрын
"We are the Fry-daukar! The Emperor's Spatulas!..."
@trevorfranks693 жыл бұрын
He who control the McDonalds control the universe.
@hazmatskin55132 жыл бұрын
Imagine an army chanting this while marching to the village.
@csffee60933 жыл бұрын
cant wait for this to reach millions of views
@DoneBrokeDatBack8 ай бұрын
I can't stop thinking about this. It's stuck on repeat in my head movies.
@bzenga59813 жыл бұрын
so that's why it's called a prison planet
@mrcat34933 жыл бұрын
You get some strange looks at Target when you go around signing this to yourself.
@jhon63787 ай бұрын
Grumbles are messages from the stomach Power over burgers, is power over all
@beetheimmortal3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this, now I'll never be able to take this scene seriously again
@the_worst_wolverine7 ай бұрын
the diabetes must flow
@redeye45162 жыл бұрын
"Uh, can I get mustard instead?" "The last guy to ask for mustard is down in front being prepped for the 'beef' patties, don't be that guy" *applies ketchup to forehead*
@lorengarms98363 жыл бұрын
I whispered this to my friends in the theater and we were in tears trying not to laugh
@mattbrame81128 ай бұрын
When America finds out a country has oil
@mattmmilli82878 ай бұрын
😂
@walterdayrit6753 жыл бұрын
This chant is making me crave for a couple hamburgers.
@the23rdradiotower413 жыл бұрын
Rare footage of the training program for Burger King
@CharleyReadsBookTube3 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing I've ever seen, thank you 😂😂
@p03315468 ай бұрын
A slow bite keeps the burger intact
@br0vahkiin1243 жыл бұрын
McDonalds employees getting ready for the morning shift
@gimmeyourrights82922 жыл бұрын
He who controls the oil, controls the universe. *GAS STATION POWER*
@blackjac5000 Жыл бұрын
Yes, that was the metaphor that Frank Herbert was going for.
@Ramoreira863 жыл бұрын
I needed this in my life. Thank you.
@kxmode4 ай бұрын
Well, that explains the Baron's weight...
@danielawesome363 жыл бұрын
I like how three people gave credit to each other for sharing their love for this scene.
@Doomguy_742 жыл бұрын
I feel this chant on an emotional level
@bolatluver297 ай бұрын
I'm more than certain the Baron Harkonnen approves
@BandCollector2 жыл бұрын
The grease must flow. For he who controls the fast food chain controls the density of mankind.
@thoughtfuldevil60692 жыл бұрын
A fast food chain NEEDS to use this in their advertising lol
@afoaa3 жыл бұрын
Evil man! I will never ever be able to see this scene with the same awe again!!!
@zenny13373 жыл бұрын
The second I heard the chant I knew this was coming.
@sedevri8643 жыл бұрын
someone put WAY too much effort into this and its amazing
@carlsmith45683 жыл бұрын
This is the best video I’ve seen in a very long time
@vennmemer60947 ай бұрын
He who controls the burger,controls the universe.
@Crick19522 жыл бұрын
When McDonald's and Burger King get their own private armies
@jasone8308 ай бұрын
Down that Dune rabbithole! Someone put this on a 10hr loop.
@astrofan19932 жыл бұрын
No joke, I just saw the Dune movie for the first time today, and when this scene came up, I sang this exact song as homage to this video! As it is, your video made me want to watch the Dune movie to begin with!
@JasonHuynhGoogle3 жыл бұрын
This is the last stage of fast food capitalism.
@EmnidaArt9 ай бұрын
2 years ago I showed this to my boyfriend, who then made it his Alarm so I've listened to this 6 days a week ever since, and it's my own damn fault...
@MEEPStudiosOrSomething9 ай бұрын
This actually made me smile lmao, glad people are still seeing this video two years later. Might need to make a new and better shitpost once part 2 comes out...
@EireHammer4 ай бұрын
"They who controls the flow of burgers, controls the universe!" -an American (probably)
@TARS21128 ай бұрын
How I didn’t know this video until now. This is so funny 😂
@Свободадляроссии2 жыл бұрын
Middle Easterners minding their own business: Americans: hamburger hamburger cheeseburger cheeseburger
@BadgerOfTheSea7 ай бұрын
So rare to get a chance to see a ceremony of the US special forces
@benmiller78822 жыл бұрын
This was my first thought when I watched this in theatres. So glad its come to life.
@brandenmanuel20378 ай бұрын
“Dreams are messages from the deep” My dreams:
@roddyu28123 жыл бұрын
I was just about to make this and googled the song and found this, love you
@markedforstrike2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your inventiveness. I will save version with rain as an battle march for my not-so-serious DnD BBEG, but all thanks for you
@TheLstiffy7 ай бұрын
POV You're a member of the Kansas City Chiefs and Andy Reid is giving you a pre-game peptalk.
@lol_iyoutube2 жыл бұрын
As a burger lover, this is how we get initiated.
@HeavyMetalAlicorn7 ай бұрын
When your Bloodrituals are taking too long and your Chanter didn't have his lunch yet.
@RobRIPDG2 жыл бұрын
I nearly cracked up during this scene. Good times.
@Meldar7 ай бұрын
I know now what I’m having for lunch tomorrow. I have foreseen it…
@freek9317 ай бұрын
"My burger My grease My burger king"
@kotorandcorvid49687 ай бұрын
My whopper My grease My burger king
@bengale99773 жыл бұрын
The American Empire explained in 30 secconds.
@connergerlach57623 жыл бұрын
I knew I wasn't the only one to hear it!
@milseq8 ай бұрын
This lives in my head rent free
@synth17768 ай бұрын
How the USA prepares when it's oil time
@Sokaku56 ай бұрын
He who controls the obesity, controls the universe!
@lee_s0a3 жыл бұрын
Something I didn't want But it's what I need
@bridgecross6 ай бұрын
Whoever controls the 11 herbs and spices controls the universe.
@nakamotolikesyou6 ай бұрын
Emperor ❌ Burger king ✅
@insert-name1017 ай бұрын
“He who controls the fries, controls the universe”
@Cat-On-Wabdermelon7 ай бұрын
"You are now a servant of McDonalds, bound to their will and serving the iconic Golden Arches with loyalty and dedication."
@phdonme110 ай бұрын
This is the song my dog sings in his head when I'm eating a cheeseburger.
@thehale_7 ай бұрын
The first time I ever saw this, it had a caption saying something along the lines of “American soldiers preparing for war” lmfao
@ConquerModernity111 Жыл бұрын
Americans before droning civilians and getting "PTSD" (I mean fighting for freedom)
@nicolaibehringer18027 ай бұрын
Why did i still get goosebumps
@jaspreetmaan1217 ай бұрын
when you finally get US citizenship
@Кодой7 ай бұрын
Hunger is the mind-killer. Hunger is the little death that brings obliteration.
@DuaneTanTC Жыл бұрын
It's always nice to have a whopper during rainy days!
@FullaEels8 ай бұрын
ive been listening to this on loop since part 2 came out
@gandalfsseconduncle63093 жыл бұрын
Mc Death Squads getting ready to raid BK headquarters. 2035
@garcia2077 ай бұрын
A lot of people in the theaters were laughing during this scene because it made them think of this meme.
@pacotaco12468 ай бұрын
Dessert Power
@Kncperseus7 ай бұрын
Oh, so that's why they call that magic sand on Arrakis "Spice".