SAS Soldier attacked by a chimpanzee

[@JamesEnglish]

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[@Antv-no1zn]

Need to step the game up james it's gone stale too many shit guests

[@Ivan_1919]

Rogan needs to hear this

[@milesy2k7]

Rogan will lose his fucking mind he’s hears this

[@penhullwolf5070]

He will literally Chimp the f@ck out.

[@bobsyme3118]

​@@milesy2k71st thing I thought about when I read the title

[@mjd_double-ya3904]

Jamie busy trying to pull up the VHS footage as Joe is having a fit on the floor in anticipation 🤣

[@frostyboo2]

must have read my mind :)

[@LeroidFootlong]

People all over europe are being attacked by something very similar.

[@alegro4046]

Lol, not enjoying your enrichments?

[@xmathmanx]

This reveals that your IQ is barely above chimp level

[@jaymac7203]

😂

Thing is id much rather have a chimp

[@deanmoloney817]

Hahahhaah

[@BadlydrawnBen]

Huge respect to this man for pointing out how damaging childhood trauma is . Im trying to start a charity to help adults suffering from this condition 🙏

[@LoneRangerG5]

Respect mate. Hope you are successful. I wish I’d had an outlet years ago. I’m in my 40’s now. I was a destructive human being from teenager to my late 30’s. Count me in if you set anything up. Good luck 👍🏼

[@BadlydrawnBen]

@LoneRangerG5 same here mate ended up institutionalised at 12 because of what happened to me and the dots where only connected in my late 40s . It's an uphill struggle because mental health services are almost non existent but hopefully I'm working with the right people

[@richedwards4590]

V good insight. Man is an example of what the military can do for troubled kids.

[@JanFWeh]

He was ten years old and already an SAS soldier. What a badass.

[@richardeasther2569]

Health and safety is a joke - it only goes after small business - try getting them to go after a negligent council - no chance

[@BobTheBuilder-l9d]

Big Brian Cockerill would have known that chimps exact weight.

[@penhullwolf5070]

So would Purple Aki.

[@damianblohm8570]

😂😂😂😂

[@bobbybong1]

​@@penhullwolf5070😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JR-in2in]

"It was 20 stone at the time"

[@MancHeisenberg]

Brain Cockerell once beat a gorilla in a scrap when he was on the doors

[@jamesmurphy1389]

Bloody hell. What a story. And what wisdom drawn from it. Bravo that man!

[@ralphrex9118]

I really needed to hear this today, I did know it but needed to be reminded. My complex childhood trauma that manifestes as addiction, dissociation and isolation is doubly hard as I’m prone to rigid self sufficiency.

[@weebinniec]

I’ve had the feeling my life was over a few times. This all makes sense. This guy is very good at explaining how traumatic experiences affect the mind. Clever guy 👍🏻

[@Discopugilist]

That is fucking traumatic to be fair

[@Mrjim.rockford]

I was getting bullied every day on the way to school by 6 lads when i was 10 /i ended up agreeing to fight the lad after school not knowing it would happen till my brother came home and said he waiting for me i got down there and there was 30 lads with him some age 16 ect , i got batterd he split my eyes eyes open i never landed a punch it still lives with now and has affected me greatly to this day

[@lifeisa.smalllesson333]

I did a hypnosis therapy and extrnsive shadow work and remembered several traumatic experiences from my childhood where i nearly died a horrific death, and others did die. Im healed now!!

[@TheMarman57]

I've written elsewhere on the internet about my childhood trauma at the hands of an abusive father. But I also think that there are moments in life that can go on to define us. Moments of extreme trauma, or danger perhaps life-threatening situations that you might just barely scrape through. Then almost anything you face in the future is relatively insignificant by comparison.

[@MrRorySteel]

The war analogies and delivery are pure partridge.

[@bigp9172]

I didn't get the chance to fucking weigh it 😂😂

[@cicobuff2003]

Round about the same time 1978-80, I foolishly put my arm in the chimp cage at Twycross Zoo to stroke it. I was a similar age. The chimp grabbed my arm and nearly ripped it out of its socket. These were the chimps that we used in the PG tips advert at the time and I thought they would be pretty tame. Bloody hell, it was strong! Staff had to help out to get my arm back. Lesson learnt, I think!

[@Tenzin62]

My um le ran a London Pub in the sixties. It was a real rough house, a man’s drinking place. And he thought it was a good idea to buy his 6 kids a spider monkey. It’s name was Hector. Well the kids thought it was great, the customer thought it was brilliant, for about, 6 weeks. Then it was pretty much left to wander about the pub, as everyone lost interest in it. It went pretty much feral. They didn’t feed it properly. It bit people screamed. It got out a several times into the local park, and always returned to the bar itself. One day, I’m 6. I think. My auntie has just cut me a bit slab of Jamaican ginger cake. As I was about to bite into it Hector swung from god knows where, took the cake cleanly from my hand. I was terrified of it. I wonder if it’s still alive somewhere in south London.

[@rooroo9216]

Did Hector escape? I’d think he would’ve been long gone by now tbh

[@RJ-666]

He didnt have some blueberries in his back pocket by any chance

[@Si_Mondo]

Not in 1980s Burton-upon-Trent...

[@RJ-666]

@Si_Mondo that was an obscure joke... You obviously haven't seen Team America

[@mikeoglen6848]

Do Chimps love Blueberries, then?

[@甘明忠-u8m]

A chimp attacked him, and he still has all his anatomy? He’s quite tough, lucky, or both.

[@scottjacobsen2889]

Great story, but FFS this guy was not SAS. He was SBS. Badass’s yep. Just as bad ass as SAS. But get it right.

[@jeremywright4450]

Wow, a 10 year old pulls a chimpanzee off him must’ve been a bionic kid

[@seamusdoherty]

First thing I thought of haha. The chimp obviously just backed off.

[@goodyeoman4534]

The ear scratch during the story could indicate a bit of poetic licence?

[@madMARTYNmarsh1981]

It is really strange that this video appears this morning. I watched Nope last night. That film has a chimp attack in it. This gentleman is lucky he didn't end up like the girl in that film.

[@Timesend]

They’re here 👽

[@aid1705]

He’s not an sas soldier though is he, give him the respect and update the title to sbs

[@404-u5f]

He wasn't SBS either at 10 years old,, FFS sort yourself out 😂

[@aid1705]

@ lad he’s referring to him as an sas soldier in the title when he was an sbs operator. Nothing to do with the actual story you absolute lemon

[@youyou3671]

So soldier then.

[@james505ism]

Has absolutely no bearing on the story does it have a day off

[@mcfcguvnors]

he survived something that has an 89 % rate of life changing disfigurement or worse . Id say that makes him quite unique

[@madhavoc1]

Thank to our Forces .. Past , Present and Future .. The Best 👍😁 "Lest We Forget" . 💖

[@JayJay-tb2rc]

Moral of the story if the boss gives you some food .....eat it!!!

[@kevinericsongs]

i remember those circuses when i was younger..you could pay 50p and look at the animals around the back

[@ullrichjanullrich3612]

Pilkington needs to hear this.

[@azza4044]

This would definitely be in the newspaper at the time.

[@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733]

A woman seeing george clooney naked? Thats a strange thing to say.

[@goodyeoman4534]

I didn't quite get that either.

[@jaymac7203]

Moral of the story. Circus's suck.

[@mattlewis3585]

SBS not SAS

[@mickthemerciless9694]

Top geezer.

[@fredperry523]

I was also attacked by one in Zimbabwe!

[@issimondias]

Not the most honest headline is it?

[@derekdartes3573]

Chomp? What the fuck is a chomp?

[@blahblah5750]

He’s not SAS, he’s SBS

[@justinocasy3153]

Do you believe, do you believe, do you be..lie.ve?

[@corriecharles1750]

10 yeard old fought a chimp off

[@BugyJam-p2y]

This sounds like a made up story 😂

[@stephenbates2821]

A keyboard warrior questions an SBS soldiers credibility?

[@BugyJam-p2y]

Your the keyboard warrior you cheeky C**T​@@stephenbates2821

[@SingleTrack66]

Idiot

[@JustinKayce]

special forces mate. must be true. definitely no a tall tale. i was especially on edge until the chain saved the day 😂😂

[@stephenalex4345]

​@@stephenbates2821but a 10 year old kicking off a chimp looollll.

[@BA-be5vm]

Complete bullshit, a chimp would rip a grown man to pieces never mind a kid.

[@JustinKayce]

I thought I smelt something.

[@kevalincowri586]

​@JustinKayce check your upper lip, there may be something on it

[@hg_10sm68]

Chimps are nowhere fucking near as badass as people think. Modern studies have found they are no stronger than an in-shape man. The stuff about them having super strength is old hogwash from the early-mid 1900s

[@goodyeoman4534]

@@kevalincowri586 Your bum fluff?

[@karlhampson6091]

The hand of god saved you that day mate.

[@timyoung548]

Ballbag

[@theleveler8891]

Is this a joke? Sas? Chimpanzee's? Before you know it, people will start calling you names lol 😅

[@hussainnabi1232]

Sas soldier wasnt attacked by a chimp it was a young boy clickbait

[@williebauld1007]

He wasn’t in the SAS, he was in the SBS

[@regandunn4850]

Same thing one lot are boat boys and the other lot are air same job different terrain

[@williebauld1007]

@ try telling that to either an SAS or SBS trooper!

[@williampotato1221]

​@@regandunn4850SBS sheets over the SAS mate... You'll never see a celebrity endorsement on tele involving the SBS 😂.

[@michaelallan4328]

@@williampotato1221a think everyone of the instructors apart from billy billingham were sbs on that programme he was on

[@Mikey20245]

​@@williampotato1221both our best fighting men, srr now that a diffrent potato

[@paulwilliams8725]

A tall story if i ever heard one .

[@serenityinside1]

by no means the first on james's show imo.

[@DrGammaMindset]

I don't believe his story. Your memories of 10 years would not vanish from a traumatic experience at the age of 10. Why would they, makes no sense.

[@JustinKayce]

Come on Doc, it's not like he said all his memories before were blurred yet described in great detail everything leading up to the scary chimp on a chain

[@stoneagepig3768]

Calling yourself a doctor doesn't actually make you a doctor pal. Shut up, your completely ignorant and uninformed opinions mean nothing since you have absolutely no academic medical or scientific education at all on the subject of childhood trauma and it's effects on a person's mind, you just think you know because you're an arrogant deluded smart-arse and simply make just everything up and try to pass it off as fact. You are a quack at best no different to snake oil salesmen or fortune tellers. Go and peddle your nonsense to the weak minded and gullible sycophants that follow Russell Brand

[@ahoesablow]

I'm sure you know his brain lol

[@Biketunerfy]

I got attacked by a dog at 10 and I remember it vividly in all it’s painful detail, to get over my fear of dogs, my dad bought a puppy and I’m now 43 and have had dogs ever since. Your theory is complete garbage.

[@col4574]

Only because he was disguised as one