Sassy Zenyatta: They Don't Deserve Us

Original Comic: kitsune2022-artish.tumblr.com/...
By: @kitsune2022-artish
Cast: Reaper, Zenyatta - SeigiVA
Songs: FFXV OST

[@amitamaru]

It's completely unrelated, but now I'm picturing McCree hanging out nearby providing the harmonica music.

[@joedevil29]

now I cannot unseen this from my mind

[@licasabinaandreea2361]

XDD best comment here

[@realracoon]

He just vibin

[@caelephaisking3842]

A warrior's greatest weapon is sass, my student.

[@chocoberryvanillacake6836]

Luca Alessandrini wow genius😆

[@dandroid7]

Agreed

[@BunnyTheOverlord]

Genji: Sass? Oh I thought you said ASS!

[@huhreally5771]

A prostitute's greatest weapon is *ass* , my student.

[@marief9674]

@@BunnyTheOverlord bruh

[@selenakoro9973]

hahah XD "wanna join Talon? we need a healer"

[@slendermanvpdeath7893]

YES

[@SwimmingSwaglessShroud]

itsyehboi toastedbread Eh Moira is the better healer for talon.

[@jazminebrown6543]

Yeah but Moira's scary

[@multimysteryfandom3853]

Moira is a crazy mother (beep)er

[@marief9674]

We need to see that

[@alexandralosada971]

Sassy Zenyatta is life, Sassy Zenyatta is love. He is so god damn hilarious when he is all sassy. It cheers me up.

[@Razedbywolves1]

Ah, Gabe... Just venting out your sorrows and source of your angst and then a blunt invitation to join the dark side; rolling with the punches, as always. Lovely work.

[@honeytheengi4730]

*SASS INTO THE IRIS*

[@redoneteron5933]

Honey The Engi Yes!

[@robo9031]

Provided the 115th like

[@robo9031]

And also, this comment was gud.

[@Devirioka]

Alternate comment SASS INTO THE ASS

[@gracieenselman938]

@Hone The Engi Pure gold, my friend

[@AnimeMangaViewer]

Every healers worse nightmare… because when they lose, it’s the HEALER’s fault that they didn’t complete the objective

[@MsNsanity]

With his new halloween skin, Zen has to join Talon

[@chocoberryvanillacake6836]

I hate that so much when I'm Mercy or Symmetra they always leave me with the payload😫

[@aj2466]

ChocoBerry Vanilla Cake If youre symmetra you deserve to be left alone. 😐

[@pineapple6051]

ChocoBerry Vanilla Cake If your Symmetra you need support from your team

[@chocoberryvanillacake6836]

I only meant it as a joke😧

[@shelsievancalster]

Suh Dude ...rude

[@aj2466]

ChocoBerry Vanilla Cake I was joking too???

[@osarceno93]

No joke...Zen was me today...on Dorado...I protected the payload all by myself while everyone was attacking the first spawn point...and I was Symmetra

[@Dukeofnachos]

"Want to join Talon? We need a healer." Say hello to Moira. She runs like Naruto and her ult is a Kamehameha, so she's probably a complete weeb.

[@thomasfoster4370]

yeah, but she ain't playing with a full deck

[@yourpalstarch]

Zenyatta: angry because no one appreciates him Reaper: “Is this one of my people?”

[@catsuponeggs]

As a Zenyatta main... Sign me up, Reaper! 😂

[@VVindigou]

As a Reaper main... Welcome to the fukin club.....no sign up, no credit card, no bullshit.😏🤣

[@BanishedSilentShadow3318]

as the reaper you get promotion.

[@VVindigou]

Yay! No more minimum wage!

[@marief9674]

Ha ha ha

[@pokesisterxy4151]

That's literally me EVERY. SINGLE. PAYLOAD. MATCH. When will people start caring about the payload/objective/point instead of leaving me to do everything?

[@HawkeBM]

Why I tend to super glue myself onto the payload. Doesn't matter what hero type I am.

[@ChyanimeStudios]

The Talon Tidbit at the end XD

[@tuck295q]

Chyanime Studios now they got moira

[@ChyanimeStudios]

Yup!

[@ketchupkitsune5_]

This is me af when I play as Zen and Lucio...

[@hiraunia]

DeiDeiishSmexyX3 FUCKING SAME

[@Skyrunner210]

Support mains unite.

[@LovingMadman]

If zenyatta joined talon, this is what I think what would happen. Reaper: *alright you bitches, get your asses out there now!* Zenyatta: Oooooh Gabriel I know you are not talking like that to me like THAT! Reaper: *BITCH TRY ME!* Sombra: oooohohohohohohoh!!!!

[@yrral666]

But seriously when do we get that talon tank and support

[@ro3528]

larry talmadge maybe the potential evil omnic Maximilien?

[@yrral666]

Rick Olbertz I'm all for more omnics 😍😍

[@108wee]

might want to cross off talon support off your wish list.

[@user-xb4hh7en8f]

We have 4 talon dps(Reaper,Sombra,Widow,Doomfist) 2 talons healers (Moira,Baptiste) 1 tank (Sigma)

[@laundrydetergent2637]

As a zen main, I can say, this is HIGHLY accurate!

[@SapphireTheDragon]

This is awesome! Love your work and it was great seeing you make this!

[@avariea6004]

Had a ton of fun watching you make this one babe. Well done as always!

[@drcubeface]

reaper: ever though of joining talon? we need a healer moira: hey, i'm a healer zenyatta: hmmmm yes a healer that is always trying to flank us and failing miserably, you must be great

[@annijo1944]

Ok sassy Zen and Reaper are actually best friends

[@konaDRAW]

Didnt realize how perfectly the Galdin Key theme went with pure salt-rage rants until now xD

[@borfinator]

this was recommended to me after nearly 5 years, my god. i remember binging all your content in middle school, hours and hours of watching other voice actors give their takes on comics too

[@crystlepresson3760]

The freaking car driver!! XD "Hello? Anyone out there?" That's a mood.

[@zennithshroom]

Well looks like Talons got themselves a healer now; The Sassy Zenyatta!

[@mizerahitara1921]

I. Love. It!!! This comic series is one of the reasons i enjoyed to play Zenny and also buy this skin because its really support my play style x3 U do an awesome Job

[@cabooedens4164]

Sassy Zenyatta is god. I have never laughed so hard in my life before.

[@jerroldsmith2489]

Love the reference to one of your other voice overs at the end.

[@coolsceegaming6178]

I am sassyata, because no one escapes me when I’m pissed.

[@Trinidad_D3MN]

Finally, just from the frustration of your stream. You got the Limo Rider's voice clip!

[@sush1plays]

yeSS, BACK WITH THE SASSY ZENNYBOI

[@cachivache52000]

That ending lol!

[@blueberryboi3398]

I would follow Zenny to the end of the world just to hear him complain.

[@cowcat698]

Still waitin' for two demons, but honestly great work!

[@christianlecroy980]

Just realized that what zenyatta was complaining about was reapers backstory in a nutshell

[@scotlandtheseer]

This isn't the first time that Sassy Zenny and Gabe have gotten along marvelously. I'm waiting for one to join the other or for them to just freaking elope.

[@noamratner8058]

This is the best thing ever

[@EDF116]

Sassy zen always makes my day. Thanks seigi

[@powerofanime1]

I love it!

[@leogoon2612]

Zen double crosses to join as Talon's healer, yoooo that would be dope af

[@captainskylink5894]

Anybody else remember the struggle to get the "hello, anyone out there?" phrase to play on the livestream?

[@acequarterweeb]

I aspire to be such a versatile voice actor that I am the entire cast

[@bluelite18z]

OMG that last line tho.

[@Dogma-ki1xw]

I really expected at the end Zenyatta just to throw an Orb at him when he said "Is anyone out there?"

[@Emo_Does_Art]

I love this

[@tobimadara7539]

I feel zenyatta the same way every time I try to get a help they don't lesson.

[@PhallicPhantom]

Leeeel I saw this a week ago and I'm just like "he's definitely going to make one for it" poor sassy zenyatta

[@minhthy5322]

Genji in the back screaming nin stop: I need healing...I need healing master

[@maddeyhatter1947]

......I feel this way all the time when I do a payload on tf2......

[@alastor5694]

Do you mean *CART*

[@PhantomIchigo]

AS A ZENYATTA MAIN I CAN 100% CONFIRM THIS STUFF ZENYATTA SAYS IS TRUE! XD

[@enryu4477]

"We need a healer" Bro moira's gonna be pissed at you

[@craftyvee517]

The life of a healer...

[@aguythatdoesntunderstandjo4878]

I showed this to my brother ( a zen main ) he loved this !

[@gregoriannex8749]

The struggle of playing the objective whilst also being the only healer of the team....Worst Position to be In.

[@pluralfuture9362]

I have never identified with a character more than Sassy Zen.

[@tynkerbellvod]

And thus, the point is forever contested.

[@XXdestiny]

Talon : WE NEED A HEALERJeff : * sprinkles moira on them *Talon : ...WE NEED A NEW HEALER

[@bbblue3970]

oh don't worry reaper... your getting your healer.

[@Bobcat_X]

Forget healing, sass is what you need!

[@hoanhealer1718]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[@nerdimusprime7760]

Aww i feel bad for both of them

[@memeseditions3751]

"Oh, you need healing? So... Stay in THE FUCKING PAYLOAD"

[@Or3nji]

This is the equivalent of playing Ana and a Genji is asking for healing as I come out of spawn, but he refuses to fall back and come towards me and instead he tries to 1v6 the enemy team at 30hp, then proceeds to blame me for not healing him as I make my way to push the payload with a low health Reinhardt and heal him.

[@emeraldmaster5388]

I share some of your pain yes as a tank are usually sit on the objective but at least I have the The health to stand up to a full assault. It’s like people don’t understand that the way you win is by completing the objective And that killing people should be a secondary priority

[@aisyahkamal1128]

Let it out Gabe, just let it out....or sing let it go. It also make you feel better, trust me

[@canineatnight6026]

therapy in the battlefield

[@sarah.__7049]

That's shit always happens to me when I play as a healer 💔

[@War292004]

Gabe: Have you ever thought of joining Talon? We need a Healer. Moira: Fuck my drag, right?

[@Mel-eb9hr]

Coming from a Zenyatta main I can so agree with this

[@nier4735]

Zenny is the white mage, you never leave your white mage alone.

[@richismeaf4532]

All you had to do, was stay on the damn payload teammates!

[@billma3021]

it's ok my child, let it all out...

[@jayro8255]

WE REQUIRE MORE SASSY ZENYATTA!!!!!!!!!!

[@omnipotentmitzy6605]

dude i watched you make this

[@warrirornunluv801]

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

[@Springtime562]

Me: *waddles up building* Zenyatta: of course.... Reaper: *about to make zenyatta respawn* Me: *playing as ana* *puts reaper to sleep snd heals zenyatta up to max*

[@googism8482]

Story of my life

[@sadieskt6054]

YES

[@mas8705]

In fairness, Zenyatta does compliment Moira pretty well.

[@lomalanni]

They just don’t understand us...

[@lowlyatom2678]

That's what happens when player never move the payload

[@e.dnautilis1618]

Yes

[@dominquebauer8489]

They could be good vent friends

[@hplaserjetprom501dnprinter5]

Sassy zen are the best videos besides team talon

[@trinityspark7160]

Sassy zenyatta joins Talon!

[@johnallenlowe3428]

YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SASSY TALON ZENYATA!!!!

[@Soothsayer_Soul]

Sassy zenyatta in Talon, it was meant to be.

[@yeeaahh8863]

he is beauty he is grace he will sass you in the face

[@streetrat_jajs885]

Zenyatta : gotta say guys you might forgive an Omnic for thinking that maybe, just maybe you precious children are talking him for granted! Later on Reaper : and of course everyone always agreed with jack like he never made a bad call in his life.dam ingrates they don't deserve us! Zenyatta : that's right let it out. Idk who dis is : hello? Is anyone out there? XD

[@KenanVonKaiser]

I Play Roadhog A Lot And Always Have Gold Objective Time!

[@Exozealots]

Do you have health insurance and pay day off? If so sign me up.

[@dj_echo]

Sassy Zenyatta is best Zenyatta.

[@erdnuzz3626]

awwww :3

[@lordspudbug_9835]

Yea Zenyatta join talon

[@halseylynn5161]

Sassy Zen is probably my favourite fandom characterisation, though Dad 76 and Gremlin DVa come close.

[@shadowdragon4516]

I would like to see a comic about *The sas* joining talon!

[@evelynbarrett2342]

Why is this me!? Everytime!

[@jtwei7101]

Team talon healer is here! (I've legit copied it so many timrs my phone has kept it in memory)