Satirical Fortnite player fakes being mad over tears of the kingdom

[@dr.donkey9254]

if this guy played BOTW he would never finish it cause he'd probably refused to wear the female gerudo armor

[@gasterthemaster6490]

You technically can finish it without beating all the Beasts.

[@hammbonethegamer4505]

@@gasterthemaster6490 Not for that dude. He wouldn’t even survive one infiltration mission to a blight, let alone reach Ganon

[@dr.donkey9254]

@@gasterthemaster6490 you honestly think he’s capable of reaching ganon on his own? Lolz

[@ScuttleBugReal]

No, no, he would never finish it because he’d just complain about the shrine of resurrection not being “open world” enough and then once he actually leaves he goes “OH WOOOOOOW I DONT HAVE THE HANG GLIDER SO I FALL TO MY DEATH INCREDIBLE GAME” after he falls to his death like an idiot, then after he finds out he has to do four EASY shrines that are EASY to get to, he just complains about how he’s forced to do a “fetch quest” (which he doesn’t know is a tutorial disguised as one) and how the game “sucks” because he died to a red bokoblin not knowing that he can pick up a stick and press “Y” to kill it, and then he’d quit forever because he’s a dumbass

[@hammbonethegamer4505]

@@ScuttleBugReal couldn't have said it better myself

[@Saint411]

That guy really is the successor of the cuphead tutorial journalist

[@devincardwell2683]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@jumentoqueanima]

Lmao.

[@Random_Autistic_Kid]

Fr

[@OsnosisBones]

It's actually worse because that journalist still praised the game even though they werent great at it and even resolved to improve and actually continue tackling the game.

[@DSmith3279]

At least Cuphead was actually designed to be balls to the wall hard. Dean Takahashi had SOME excuse. This guy has the intelligence of a bug lol

[@TheRobot82819]

Bro is literally William Afton. He always comes back with more trash.

[@QuinnThomasFootball]

I don’t support this guy or think he’s funny at all but you guys creating videos and wasting time commenting about him is litterally what he wants 😂

[@TheRobot82819]

@@QuinnThomasFootballOk🤷

[@cheemsdrip7478]

I’m 100 percent sure it’s satire

[@TomastheHorrorfan]

@@cheemsdrip7478 and so is probably the guy who commented

[@TheRobot82819]

@@cheemsdrip7478 Yeah it is, but it is still funny to make fun of.

[@macynheathman2372]

If this guy isn't proof that humanity is devolving then I don't know what is

[@IamKiener]

The hillarious thing is its the opposite way around. All you gullible people not realizing this is 100% satire and a joke is the devolution of humanity. Poe's law buddy look it up!

[@Anti-InternetTroll101]

@Albert Kiener that’s what I was thinking. The kid has to be trolling for views and attention. And this video did exactly what he wanted. Attention and views.

[@TomastheHorrorfan]

@@IamKiener he probably knows that, he’s probably just pretending that it’s not satire

[@DSmith3279]

"It's evolving, just... backwards."

[@checkmate1284]

It’s even funnier seeing him fail this jump after I watched somebody make that jump without using any stamina or climbing as part of a challenge.

[@mid-boss6461]

Where? Also, no climbing is included in no stamina.

[@timotheravetier9442]

​@@mid-boss6461 just search "i beat totk without stamina"

[@ninjafrog6966]

pretty sure you could probably make that jump by shield jumping

[@3rTy00]

@@ninjafrog6966 bro doesnt even know how to fight, dont ask him to shield jump

[@Lord_Of_Eggs]

He seems like the type of guy to waste his stamina then cry that the game doesn't give you enough also he said he "it looks like I'm stuck in a box" OF COURSE DUDE ITS A BUILDING

[@AIejandroide]

He is obviously baiting.

[@sovietonion8801]

He's got like 5 iq

[@tomjrl]

he's the type of guy to pull his pants all the way down when he needs to piss and then say "IM LaGgiNg" when he misses

[@IamKiener]

@@sovietonion8801 yeah I agree the guy making a video on a kid being satirical and hillarious thinking he's being genuine definetly has about 5 IQ. 🙄🤣🤣🤣

[@Demondudelol]

Y'all don't get satire

[@Pikpikcarrot]

It’s just pure embarrassment that he couldn’t of got to the first shrine

[@declanlee5937]

bruh its just sad that he just cant climb the wall

[@mhan6601]

I mean. It took him 20 minutes to figure out how to climb a wall to the next ledge.

[@dragongamerx12]

boy he going have fun figuring out where the last shrine in the tutorial is

[@mid-boss6461]

No wonder he spent 100 hours in the game.

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

Bro should not be playing open world RPGs. Or any game for that matter

[@somerandomhighschooler7054]

I’m surprised he found out how to turn on his switch

[@agynth]

“oH nO!! tHE pOWeR bUTtoN iS toO feMIniNe foR mE!! iM goNNa loSe aLL mY maSCulINitY iF i prESs iT!!” 💀

[@Randomguyedits4235]

I’m surprised he learned how to buy Totk

[@Cranberryy_]

@@agynth bro what

[@cyanthehedgehog777]

@@Randomguyedits4235 i'm suprised he learned how to move IN TOTK

[@Randomguyedits4235]

@@cyanthehedgehog777 I’m surprised he learned how to talk in general

[@nathanpfirman625]

He sounds like the kind of person to actually buy the Minecraft guides on how to build.

[@hammbonethegamer4505]

I’ll be honest, there are some things I have no experience with in Minecraft since all I played was creative mode just building crazy buildings and such

[@deangeloenriquez1603]

I bought a few books I just use them for inspiration

[@LeSpearow]

I purely used them as a baseline/inspiration for things I built when I was younger. I would find this pirate ship build, and I would copy like step 1 and 2 for the exoskeleton of the ship for proportions but apart from that I didn't really use the books for much. I sometimes liked to read through the builds since when I was younger I thought they were cool. I have evolved and now I look at them as memories to the past instead of other things.

[@xxradiant_flamexx375]

I own a few books, I use to collect. I got some gud builds

[@dragongamerx12]

hardest part i had with the tutorial was i kept trying to glide without having the gilder yet

[@ilikeminecraftepic3849]

same I was so used to it from botw

[@Zoteriteke]

So did i

[@nathanmcclung3564]

This guy has issues. He is calling link zelda again wtf.

[@Joe_334]

There is a another youtuber making parodies of the glitch tutorials, and his whole commentd section does this. It's hilarious.

[@Tng-o391]

As a themasterofDOOM fan, I must ask: who tf is link? Zelda is a boy and you play as him.

[@IamKiener]

Satire... ever heard of it??

[@shoopydoopy6062]

@@IamKiener satire is usually enjoyable or at least entertaining this is just embarrassing

[@nathanmcclung3564]

@@IamKiener Honestly it is hard to tell. I do know that there is people who meme on the series by calling link zelda but there is those that actually do think that link is zelda. Hard to tell the difference sometimes given how they speak about it is nearly in the same tone.

[@blacky_Ninja]

If this is a troll then i honestly must congratulate him on this performance. I couldn‘t even act half this dumb so convincingly if i tried to. I love it. Also: „It‘s not a dress, it‘s a tunic!“ - Kahmunra

[@AnAnonymousPenguin]

It's definitely a troll, otherwise I would be impressed at how such stupid people could possibly exist

[@VeeOasis]

its satire, if you see his channel you would see that he is a satire channel

[@Kaiman107]

This guy is one of those kind of people that had everything told and done for them when he was younger

[@renookami4651]

The complains about "nintendo should have walkthroughts online" kinda cofirms it ^^"

[@isaaccollins4533]

Bro I'm 16 and I easily made it to that Shrine because I played Breath of the Wild and knew what to do. I am shocked you can actually solve the hook puzzle by tightroping the bar.

[@photonbee1932]

1. age has nothing to do with this 2. wait you can tightrope the thing? 3. someone made a bridge across (i think it was pointcrow)

[@bluevines1303]

I solved the shrine by making a very unstable schafholding thing to get the sliding platform demonstration grabbed it and slide across using the demo platform

[@AdaTheWatcher]

You can actually shield surf the bar, it's way easier and way more fun.

[@locrianphantom3547]

A 5 year old with autism can do it so don’t feel special. The kid in this video is actually sPeCiAl.

[@isaaccollins4533]

@@AdaTheWatcher what, that kid who complained manged to tightrope their way across but I didn't think you can shield surf on the bars.

[@parespey3696]

Zelda: Tears of the "Gamer"

[@evest-onge5836]

😂😂😂

[@redsfire09]

I think it's funny how he just walked over this metal beam in the first shrine after like 4 tries.

[@alexskocy9948]

If you shield surf, you can also grind across

[@pandaman6769]

@@alexskocy9948 how would the guy know how to hold his shield, jump, AND press A at the same time? I don’t even think he understands how the shield works!

[@notacrow6286]

I did that for one of the other metal beams, because I messed up so much times with Ultrahand

[@sardine8937]

this is the type of guy to buy a puzzle and complain that it wasnt completed

[@universeoflps]

“I've spent 15 minutes trying to get to this shrine, but the jump is too far” Me: *climb horizontally across the wall to the other side*

[@noahdoesstuff22]

Maybe if this man would use a tiny morsel of common sense in the puzzles, he would have fun.

[@FyaaahS]

"What you don't have in your head you will need to compensate for with your legs." This gamer has clearly shown that.

[@FyaaahS]

@Sneakycacti- The prize to get Scammed; Or what??

[@leargamma4912]

​@@FyaaahSjust ingore or report

[@soaxiii6214]

There is no way this guy isn't trolling

[@Goobitle]

Even when he said “I guess ZELDA has to walk across this line”

[@hebercluff1665]

Agreed.

[@Anti-InternetTroll101]

I thought that was pretty obvious, considering he said he played botw before. Anyone with even a little experience of botw could’ve easily finished the totk tutorial. The video is most likely satire or for attention.

[@lightningstrike9876]

Poe's Law: well-made satire is indistinguishable from genuine stupidity

[@thebaconwarrior7421]

No, he’s trolling. The guy who made this videos channel banner and description reveals it.

[@StinkFalco]

Watching him fail combat against easy enemies must make my fight with lynels look like a professional to him

[@joeysvideos]

This guy would play Mario Odyssey in assist mode and fail cap kingdom somehow

[@JonasBuack]

Wow. A game that actually makes you think. Says a lot about 90% of gamers out there. #Think #GitGud

[@PromoVisionNZ]

That guy is living proof that human's stupidity has no limits.

[@noahtello7942]

Bro’s about to have the entire Zelda community on him if he calls Link Zelda one more time

[@thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400]

Does he even realize that you can shield grind on those “balance beams” he’s referring to? Plus I actually like getting across that way. I think it’s way more fun and epic to balance across from one sky island to the next. Because I just love making Link do some of the most dangerous things like that because it truly shows how fearless he is and that no matter how dangerous and terrifying the things he has to do are. He will do whatever it takes to do the job he is given. And that is being the legendary hero he is. There’s a reason why his side of the Triforce is courage.

[@3rTy00]

its funny to make link cross that beams when you are NOT DOING IT CUZ U THINK ITS THE RIGHT WAYY XD

[@logangomes1942]

Dude your vids are very high quality. You really deserve more subs man, at least like 10k

[@sneakycacti]

I was at 130 subs 3 weeks ago

[@rachelaivencarr458]

You deserve thesebsubs and you should have more

[@Anti-InternetTroll101]

I wouldn’t say high quality. It’s simply gameplay footage with commentary over it and occasionally showing the original video.

[@egg.6223]

this channel is incredibly underrated, keep up the good work

[@goodusername305]

Your videos are honestly way better than some actually popular youtubers videos. It's showing too, since you were at like 130 subscribers about 3 weeks ago. Good job!

[@elmerino450]

the comedic timing of the grunt party after he figured out the jump 20 times slower than a 9 year old did

[@orcaboi1558]

even my MOM WHO knows nothing about video games could figure out that first puzzle.

[@jacksonkochevar7007]

Homie says the archaic legwear is an agenda? That is just straight up inspired by Ancient Greek warriors armor?

[@Mastertorch1]

I figured out how to do the "jump" in one second

[@stbsole]

Once the complainer talked about playing botw and was whining about not being able to make those platforms to the first shrine, I concluded he’s clearly trolling for views

[@Mystical_owl]

People don’t get this is a sequel to botw, you need to play botw before totk

[@mateoley6630]

No wonder he has been playing for 100 hours… He spends 50 trying to build a zonai car 💀

[@ConfusedPrgrammer]

Imagine if he played hollow knight he’d be so confused

[@Goofy_goober00]

The human race has really devolved…

[@ThePurpleSquirrelsGamer]

The Nintendo employee crying in the corner because this guy doesn’t like their balance beam puzzle

[@proplaystowin]

His masculinity is so fragile you could throw the pointed end of a thumbtack and it would break

[@The-devour-of-light]

Nah a light slap from a pillow would do just fine.

[@paulsander5579]

*Light stare* *CRAAAASH*

[@paulsander5579]

Oh THATS how u get *BIG LETTERS* **

[@Jazzin96]

He called Link Zelda, he must perish 💀

[@Banus-]

“ive been trying for 15 minutes trying to make this jump” stamina wheel: 💀

[@monohe4d380]

There are some real gaming-journalist skills on display.

[@TedzillaIsVeryCool]

He doesn’t realize that this is actually the easiest part of the game

[@The_quiet_one67]

Bruh literally my 5 year old sister figured out that first shrine in like 2 minutes 😂

[@slicklink9131]

0:56 as he kept complaining about not having to jump to the other side meanwhile i just simply climb on a wall to get across

[@smokescreen100]

"Wild goose chase" "I want open world" Pick one squeaker

[@robertomacetti7069]

i love that he's climbing on every wall except the one that connect the 2 half of the staircase while ranting by the way

[@liamcraig6799]

The hook flew away like his dad💀

[@CatKingultra]

Bro should have just climbed the gap

[@1d4SocialDamage]

The fact my little 8 yro sister could figure out the puzzles and this so called “35 year old” can’t, makes me lose faith in humanity

[@PillowDxmon]

35????

[@1d4SocialDamage]

Ye in another video he says he’s a “35 year old man” supposedly, chances are he’s still in High-School

[@PillowDxmon]

@@1d4SocialDamage that's weird LMAO

[@Gordakiprime]

The thing he wears isn’t a dress it’s more of like a kilt which is like what Scottish people wear

[@thornx2152]

If you can't use ultrahand you have no sense of imagination

[@SRobotOG]

I love how the description says the game is fortnite xd

[@AdaTheWatcher]

The stupid part is that he could litterally do what he did in the the shrine by shield surfing on the bar.

[@MasterKohga90]

the fact he calls Link “Zelda” pisses me off for some reason 💀

[@murilo.sccp11]

bro's intelligence is in a whole new nevel 💀

[@sovietonion8801]

Honestly if you can't figure out the tutorial then that's what people called a skill issue.

[@thebrave9971]

"There's no instructions" Well, he could... I dunno, look up to see the instruction book in the Ultrahand Shrine

[@thebaconwarrior7421]

This is one if the most successful troll channels I’ve ever seen and I think y’all either don’t get it or choose to ignore it

[@Liquidology1]

This man's timeliness is crazy he said he beat the bame bc he downloaded it on an emulator and then said he's stuck on a non puzzle that requires half a braincellhe

[@IamKiener]

Satire ever heard of it?

[@paulduchamp4736]

​@@IamKiener yes, and to be satire, it needs to actually hint towards it. This guy is just dumb

[@Anti-InternetTroll101]

@Albert Kiener it’s either satire or trolling for attention. Most likely both. And unfortunately, this KZbinr basically just promoted his videos, which is what the guy wanted.

[@IamKiener]

@@Anti-InternetTroll101 bingo!

[@Liquidology1]

@@IamKiener even if it is, this is the worst possible way to go about it, and some of the things he has as the pinned comment on his video is crazy

[@tristinbrake798]

this guy should be called fortnite blight ganon

[@TheDarkPeasant]

I remember the only time I died in the tutorial was when my controller died in the middle of a monster fight. Bro literally has the creativity of the boulder he put on his sword.

[@rageninjaplayz448]

You can also just shield surfing the bars

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

“Nintendo doesn’t return my calls or emails” like bruh got the main character syndrome

[@michaelgamel5915]

1:58 even with it no being open you know how meny of thousands of soultions there are to every shrine the shrines are open world

[@prestonandtom9337]

Don't trust these scam bots, kiddos.

[@michaelgamel5915]

@@prestonandtom9337 I think there advancing never seen them replying to comments before

[@michaelgamel5915]

@@prestonandtom9337 Also make sure to report them

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

“I’m sorry Nintendo but I’m not wearing that” bruh that’s a Spartan toga and leg wraps. Wouldn’t want to look like a spartan warrior now would we

[@ajschadow7409]

Only logical complaint the dude had: the menu for fusing items. Once you get further along in the game it only takes longer to scroll through all the different items. there needs to be a favoriting system for fusing objects to arrows (most used doesn’t count)

[@ness6714]

That jump part has me foaming at the mouth

[@PillowDxmon]

1:03 "nintendo should have a walkthrough on the tutorial because im just s- theres no way" Bro almost said he was stupid, 1000% 10:35 that is called a Toga, my guy. Romans wore em.

[@braydeno5064]

the fact he just shuts up after climbing to think of wait to complain about

[@Yolofolk]

Oh no it’s the end of the world since I actually have to use my brain.

[@slowbro15]

This guy has literally no Logical thinking

[@chevyhuh]

Bro forgot how to read the LITERAL INSTRUCTIONS on the bottom with ultra hand💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ethanliu7148]

How does he not notice the ROTATE button?!!

[@caiomanman]

i'm pretty sure if he had solved the ultrahand shrine the correct way he'd have like a frickin jimmy neutron brain blast.

[@DoctorOfPlague890]

I’m surprised this guy can even function

[@enhancedpotato4150]

Yahtab’s “review” videos are satire. He literally said that in someones comment, and you can tell when you go to his previous videos

[@IamKiener]

Poe's law. People are gullible and quite small minded.

[@Anti-InternetTroll101]

Figured as much.

[@eebydeebyz]

Yep but its entertaining

[@Jazzin96]

At this point, I’m pretty sure it’s a joke. He’s just looking for some random reason at this point. At least before he had a semi-logical argument, but now he is just making up excuses.

[@Tulinisadumbchicken]

I don't get why people can't tell its satire

[@xiao_main]

he spent 2 months on the tutorial area

[@SuperLuigi1025]

This guy is prove that Fortnite rots people's brains.

[@t_h_e_g_r_e_e_n_o_n_e]

Ngi I agree with the ultra hand "not so much reach" it should AT LEAST have magnesis reach y'know, update I now have the master sword and have the fifth sage power.

[@bruchpilot9382]

Why are there people like this out there?! There´s so much crazy shit going on in the world and still there people like this, how is that supposed to bring one forward? 😞

[@Mike223istaken]

That first clip is pretty hilarious. Bro could've dashed to the wall and climbed up it or just not gone on that part of the water in the first place.

[@squidsurge71]

I will say though, I do think ultrahand should have a bit more range when grabbing things. Like, right now, it’s kinda pathetic

[@dylanhisamoto9885]

He’s literally climbing when he gets back up to the step

[@notprogamer6]

When he says “we” as in “fellow zelda players” I think he was the only one who was struggling there and complaining that it was challenging, my 10 year old son solved the puzzle and he gave up after a minute

[@locrianphantom3547]

I bet a 5 year old with autism(high functioning so they can at least understand controls) could easily do the “puzzles”.

[@n0ta_cat797]

I hope this guy does a series on totk that way I can watch over 250,000 videos of the exact same thing

[@Theblueguylikescinnamontoast]

His background game is tears of the kingdom, he acts like he doesn't really know how to do things, and he spends five minutes of his video complaining about the shrine puzzle. I just cant wait till he gets to the fire temple.

[@hihi-mi9xz]

The only thing this man has going for him is that he actually has the smallest point of how can you break a huge wall but not a small one

[@Haiforse]

The small wall does not have giant cracks through it though

[@hihi-mi9xz]

That's why smallest point and also thank you first time someone actually made a real comment on my comment

[@crimsonxero5924]

0:24 Hmm, if only there was a thing you could do called *CLIMBING!* 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@AKProductionsReal]

Bro this guy will probably have a horrible time in real life

[@masonasuncion9496]

Imagine this guy trying to defeat a silver lynel

[@centurosproductions8827]

To be fair, the long tutorial is barely open-world. And the fuse menu for arrows could use work. But besides that, this guy makes Games Journalists look good.

[@BioFox08]

I never played breath of the wild, never even watched a play through but I was able to build heat seeking flamethrower bots. This man is actually 2 months old

[@SillyBillyBobBetter]

Also, I love how he says it’s not open world then literally says it’s a wild goose chase, which practically means it’s open world

[@crimsonxero5924]

8:48 Oh, you know what? You're right. That's way too unrealistic. Anyways, imma fuse a chicken burger to my water bottle and *OH WAIT*

[@TheS1l3ntOne]

Im surprised this guy even figured out a way to breathe.

[@sans5095]

U should have put an earphone warning at the *_ZELDA_* part