Satisfaction guaranteed with every exorcism

[@CinnamonQuills]

Historical records show that the widow and the never-married old maid that lived together for the rest of their days were such good friends...the very best of friends.

[@einchaotenwuschel]

Friends with more than benefits. 🌚 Btw, it can't be a coincidence that the German word for girlfriend is the same as friend...

[@absolutely_not_abby]

and they were roommates!

[@laughsingay]

@@absolutely_not_abby Aw I wanted to comment that. Actually, what's stopping me?

[@laughsingay]

And they were *roomates!*

[@FaygoF9]

​@@einchaotenwuschel same with French, and honestly English, we just throw a gender qualifier before the word friend and now it's a different word.

[@kellyntaylor8184]

May the good word of God “slay” the demon that “possesses” all of us 😊

[@shachino9389]

period

[@khalilahd.]

Lmfaooooo this 😂

[@gsleazy1975]

Ayyyeeeee

[@clartblart3266]

Yaas, amen sister 🥰

[@sadbiscuitt]

Huh-

[@AddictedToFandoms]

My favorite lesbians have returned

[@wolfgoddess15]

I missed you guys!

[@Potatoes38]

✨YAS✨💅🏼

[@sailorstr6656]

Gal pals* /j

[@pbandjackie]

And they were roommates…

[@Saganistute]

@@sailorstr6656 best gal pals

[@Z3NIN]

“oh no.. what the fuck does that mean?” literally me everyday 😭

[@-celiaaa]

Me during math class😭😭

[@elsalanchester8495]

Me at the doctor's office.

[@khalilahd.]

Lmfaooo same 😂

[@pissapocalypse]

Everywhere I go

[@theconfusedvampire]

Me opening the news page on google:

[@Ayana-LTLA]

I’m sure Margret was so glad that Pastor John was there for banishing the devil from her. People said that she was screaming “Oh God! Oh Lord” During the entire exorcism. 🙏🏽

[@hexwolfi]

"Oh Jesus, come into me!" 🙏

[@belleville1805]

Praise be the lord came into her

[@Ayana-LTLA]

@@belleville1805 Yes! I’m sure she was *filled* was Gods hot, warm love within her. (I swear I’m being so immature with writing this 😂)

[@victorhurwitz5559]

​@@Ayana-LTLAI absolutely love this 😂😂🤣🤣!!!!

[@ExistingRandomly]

I'm Magaret Kinsley and I can reassure you, the exorcism was worth it. Can't walk, but it was worth it.

[@itsokaylove.8693]

Hi Margret, hope you recover soon.

[@kylacassandraandog1383]

Would you like the exorcism happen again? People say the risks of being possessed is higher if you were already possessed before.

[@emmao6578]

​@@kylacassandraandog1383 for some reason your comment reminded me of the bit in mean girls where the guy says "would you like your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" But instead it's the priest popping back round Margaret's house saying "would you like your demon exorcised? Would you like us to assign someone to exorcise your demon?" 😏

[@sophialane3175]

​@@emmao6578 Would Thou likest us to assign a persons to cream thy muffin?

[@Jshelle]

Oh thank God Aunt Margaret!! I’m so glad you were saved from the devil inside of you!!

[@hatter10880]

I just coughed and laughed so loud at the 'bang the devil right out of her'

[@khalilahd.]

Same 😂😂😂

[@cant4449]

Bet your body just did a screenshot 🤣🤣🤣

[@trinity5978]

@@cant4449 that… that is a great saying I will use that!

[@moondust2075]

​@@cant4449 😊❤❤❤😊❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Cinesta76]

I was drinking a cuppa and nearly choked on it at that part.😂😂

[@sleepysnuck4803]

Me and the homies performing daily exorcists

[@wolfiegames1572]

That's what friends are for

[@zedrablossom5966]

Ayo 😳

[@Goofyguy23709]

Me and the girls at our sleepover:

[@FaeEternalGaming]

@@Goofyguy23709 you gotta get rid of the demons you just summoned somehow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Adddmeeeeh]

First you need to summon them to the climax of their power so they can be properly ejected from their realm so the exorcism can be completed when the demons are most sensitive

[@bellaboo319]

“just pounding the word of the lord into her” y’all are gonna get tried as witches soon as someone gets a clue💀💀

[@deon700]

Got home from two weeks away, came home to my housemate doing the same to his ex. o.o

[@thresh5324]

​@@deon700 damn, I feel like having an exorcism in a house that you share with someone and not getting their permission first is a major scumbag move but what do I know

[@genera1013]

If educated historians can't figure it out, I doubt they will

[@acornautumn9927]

Yeah but have you hinted coming out to a straight person? They are clueless lol

[@khalilahd.]

Lmfaoo I’m waiting for that short 😂

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

I love how only the gays who have become jaded with the church realise what actually happened.

[@khalilahd.]

Lmfao right 😂

[@eboi255]

I mean I don't really realize until they said it

[@nucleogenexaffiliate]

I'm not gay... But I am jaded

[@sakurasensations4786]

I’m gay but not jaded by any church-I do, however, get it. (Apparently I went to an episcopal church as a kid, so I was never taught that queer people are in any way bad. Ironically, thank god for that, huh? Lol)

[@martinroner5688]

Only the gays? Yeah right 🙄

[@QueenofMoths]

I heard the cries too! The devil even screamed not for the handcuffs to be brought outbto be restrained…

[@YingDragon75]

"Yeah she doesn't like d-" "dimming the mood talking about the devil". 💀

[@khalilahd.]

This part killed me 😂😂

[@Brookiesbees]

LMAOAOA

[@theoriginaltubeofyous]

Yeah me neither XD

[@christinelancaster2154]

xD

[@Dem0nic_Ang3l]

​@@khalilahd. Fax

[@molliethomas2585]

Fun fact: If there's no priest on hand, you can perform your very own self-exorcism. There's even tons of videos online showing all the ways you can go about it 😂

[@ausyav1317]

Interesting! I should look into that. I’ve been feeling ill lately and it might be good ol Lucifer at it again

[@sleepysera]

​@@ausyav1317I want that stupid no nut november thing to go down in history as exactly that. Some weird, month-long religious practice that was related to devil posession and that's totally the reason everyone was grumpy and unfulfilled during it.

[@dahlrjay63]

✨God helps those who help themselves. ✨🙏🏽

[@random_chaneleats]

​@@sleepysera bro fuck no nut november pretty surr 40% failed first week

[@khaotictrash]

I’ve done it before many times and it works every time, the devil will never catch me 😏

[@mildlyinvested2992]

The line "you're both so valued here" Really hits, because I've been secretly an atheist for a while, and the teachers at my church were like, "wow you're such a insightful Christian, you ask such difficult questions" and I'm just sitting there like, yep, that's me, a totally straight, not atheist Christian boi.

[@hannahschneyder6651]

It's almost as if the critical thinking they wish for turns people away from the church

[@Maya_hee]

Playing "among us" with the church😂

[@jayATUK]

​@@Maya_hee 😂😂👍

[@victorhurwitz5559]

There's a spy among us. ​@@Maya_hee

[@kai-rp7uq]

i feel like this was closeted me and my primary school gf trying not to get caught out lmao 😭

[@GabrielHellborne]

Just keep screaming "DO YOU REPENT?! "

[@sleepysera]

Primary school?!? How early did you start your exorcisms, dafuq

[@ishithamantripragada9514]

They’re back! OUR FAVORITE TOTALLY HETERO BESTIES ARE FINALLY BACK!!

[@sk22-12]

We all know they're only roomates 😁

[@victorhurwitz5559]

​@@sk22-12I really like your cute profile picture and they were roomates.

[@sk22-12]

@@victorhurwitz5559 Thank you 😊

[@delphiniriddle5282]

Boys:Girls at sleep overs just talk about boys and make up My and my friends: Preforming exorcisms

[@roxassora2706]

At mine, we had covens

[@thestortellersbonfire0353]

​@@roxassora2706 Do you mean convents? And youhost these with the nuns?

[@ChristinaH2806]

@@thestortellersbonfire0353 No. That's not what they meant

[@thestortellersbonfire0353]

@@ChristinaH2806 A convent is usually a place where the nuns reside. But I also understand what they mean. I have seen that word used by people who practice the Wican religion.

[@ChristinaH2806]

@@thestortellersbonfire0353 okay got it:)

[@ninetales6043]

Me and my friend just watched this and she said “oh that reminds me I have something to give you” So I was like “ what do you mean?” And she pulled a sticker out of her pocket and said “read it!” So I said “ok” and it says “ Boys? Who likes Boys?” Edit/ side note: I’m lesbian

[@searchingfororion]

That's adorable. Also, I think your friend was trying to say a bit more than "here's a cute sticker". Just sayin' 🏳️‍🌈

[@zeearts9484]

​@@searchingfororion :0!!

[@khalilahd.]

Love this 😂

[@UgUg15]

The side note for some reason took me tf out 💀

[@ninetales6043]

@@UgUg15 why?

[@LisaJane11709]

I read in class that old lesbians used to call each other "companions" because that was a synonym for "partner" and more intense than friendship. People understood what they meant when they said that and if they kept things quiet and were supported by their community (usually by volunteering constantly and embodying "pure womanhood") they would be left alone. But no one could EVER know they did the dirty or the game would be up.

[@sophiareilly7071]

The quiet “yeah…” at the end had me dead 💀

[@noodletheraccoon2739]

Love this series so much! Keep up the good work Stanzi

[@Samsotired]

“Did someone get kicked by a horse?” I’m stealing that

[@kattdoesthings]

😂😂😂 whenever i hear my neighbors im gonna think of this.

[@strekozkaplays]

Could ask them the next time you see them how the exorcism went 😂

[@ChelleMT]

When she reached the ✨climax✨of her possession.. 😂

[@lillyplaysguitar]

The Lord slays 💅

[@Maria.Mirabella]

Indeed, amen 💃

[@Emerick3958]

The fact that my name is Abigail and I'm gay, is fucking great

[@zombiegaby]

I've missed them

[@treymtz]

Historically, "hysteria" was treated like this. Way back when, it was considered a female only disease and sex/orgasms was one of the serious considerations of treatments.

[@elzia88]

“Let’s keep praying and slaying sin” made me laugh so hard, I need this on a t-shirt lmaoooo

[@sageschroeder]

@ville__oh shut up what are you in 3rd grade? I’d wear that T-shirt. Just have figure out something to put on the back to keep up the innuendo so bible thumpers don’t think it’s literal. Maybe just a wink 😉 lol

[@noiiya9242]

This is like me trying to act straight with my girlfriend in our religion class

[@ItzAlixGacha]

LMAO- And yeah

[@maxsterpaulus6433]

i guess you could say they were banging on heaven’s door for repentance from God. was gonna say knocking on heaven’s door but the amount of action they getting is an understatement lmao

[@purplepapos1460]

JoJo reference

[@YuliusYulianus]

​@@purplepapos1460 I thought it was a reference to the song

[@purplepapos1460]

@@YuliusYulianus the song is a Jojo reference

[@YuliusYulianus]

@@purplepapos1460 dang

[@fluffyspark798]

These are so good LMFAOOO

[@HeiRueSkyJelly]

The way "OH no. . Wh-What the fuck does that mean" sent me

[@rachelabigailjohansson362]

we all missed Meredith and Abigail so much 😭😭

[@EdelweissConfederacy]

Wooooooh!!! Stanzi is back with another amazing short!

[@amber1164]

Pastor John really thrusted the word of god into her. Just hammered it into her. Probably needed some water after that massive load of gods word.

[@budgetedbarney4915]

Pastor john really just penetrated the devil with the holy spirit like the hero he is ✊✊

[@searchingfororion]

Without context sounds a bit like Montero.

[@shiny_Gems-braceletbook]

Gay but make it ✨1700✨

[@povuratinylilbug]

Don’t worry guys the devil’s just acting up😈

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

“slaying….” the day away lol

[@ResistantPig69]

“Ohh noo… what the fuck does that mean” had me laughing my ass off for no reason 😂

[@Ihaveadog230]

“Pounding the word of the lord into her” 💀💀💀

[@ekamarie6632]

I really wish these could be put into a playlist so I can binge watch em like a series lol

[@Lord-mittens]

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen! 😂

[@ausyav1317]

Oh no! Poor Margaret. I’m so glad the pastor was there to help her out! God bless you all :)

[@boom3q.]

The gay panic every time Abigail realizes she's about to get caught 💀💀💀

[@bluehats1]

So glad this series is back :D I love the Historical Romance so much

[@bluehats1]

@Ville Well, I do, so clearly someone cares :) Why do you say that, anyways?

[@bluehats1]

@Ville What? Why would you think such a ridiculous thing?

[@wantaspritecranberry666]

​@Ville ... About your comment Ville

[@nocturnumshkin]

God I love it when Jesus is inside of me!

[@yeolghostoast]

Ah yes-- Concerned holy christian friends... Definitely..

[@mehiemd]

Oh my god I literally clicked SO FAST like I love this skit and the characters and all and I was so happy they've made a return ( hope that's right) like- These bring me so much joy fr

[@toomuchpassion2361]

If Margaret was calling out and asking for help, does that mean her encounter with the devil and the pastor was not consensual?

[@BL-sd2qw]

Yeah, if she doesn't like d-, idk, but it really does give a really dark and sinister turn to this.

[@quincius8638]

YES THESE TWO ARE BACK this one was always one of my favs

[@quincius8638]

It doesn’t really hurt anyone regardless though does it?

[@soupingg]

"oh no!! what the.. what the fuck does that mean." LMAO 😭😭😭

[@springclover6786]

Pastor John: it’s giving Possessed but make it a lil bit s p I c y e r

[@green_jenes1929]

Omg I love ur content

[@Tater_jam]

My gay friend and me talking to my strict mom be like:

[@aRaccB]

FUCK YEAH STANZI CONTENT Love these two

[@melissakinaitis-fd7gu]

While I was watching this I was also pluging my led lights in but I touched the wire thing and now my hand is vibrating.😅

[@araknyphobia]

wow.. what good friends. some might even say, roommates

[@lampyrisnoctiluca9904]

those brave pastors and priests. risking their lives to save people from the devils possession. when they are saving children they even risk imprisonment.

[@Thessalin]

You've turned shorts into art. Brilliant.

[@coolwo512]

smh this is so disrespectful!! a priest would NEVER do this. ☹️☹️🙏 margaret is far too old for a priest

[@LesbianMermaid]

I swear every single video you make is unique as hell and INSANELY funny. You have to be one of my favorite people, your humor is relatable on another level. I can’t even ever comment on one particular line in a video bc they all have me cracking up

[@quicksilveryt4000]

Oh My god another one of these- I LOVE IT

[@micaiahleigh2449]

These are literally my favourite videos I’m obsessed I love how clever they are ❤

[@Sebastiansboothang]

Love this so much

[@alexmolina9335]

This channel makes my whole day! ❤️ Its great

[@ellorafoxfire129]

I can’t these are so good😭✋

[@TiredTr_Ash]

My girl friend keeps saying she wants to do this with me when my leg heals so she.can break it again- AaAaAaH

[@T.c_was_here]

i'm very concerned abt the mentioning of "again".

[@victorhurwitz5559]

​@@T.c_was_hereI am as well.

[@nyx_OUAT]

The crucible references here 😂

[@victoriarose5203]

This is the funniest yet 😂❤

[@47ratsinahoodie]

For some reason this gives me Ryan George vibes, I love it

[@jessbr2071]

The getting kicked by a horse reference when all the og’s know whose husband died that way 😮

[@heythere6009]

I love these two.😭😂😌💕✨ Also actually disgusting trach🖐🏻🕸 , if Abigail didn’t consent; cause’ that just gave me even more haunting thoughts of how the olden times where probably extra forked in there own spicy way..🙃🥲

[@blackdome98]

They are so valued here, we'll pray every day night for them to finally find good men 🙏😇 (They won't)

[@closetculture3025]

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!! Oh, wait hold on I'm stuck, move to the left a bit... yes, yes there you go. OH YES, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, FUCK YES!!!!"

[@martyneardfw]

Your use of double entendres is exquisite. [chef’s kiss]

[@nonstoryadict]

The way I laughed at "banged the devil right out of her" should be unnatural 💀

[@annaweatherwax5803]

I’ve been waiting for so long for the return of my two favorite 1800s slay bosses!!!!

[@maryrobinson0]

"Oh yeah, she dosen’t like di-" "Dimming the mood by talking about..." Glares at her like 'Girl you're trying to get us burned at the stake aren't you?'

[@jessicaseivert9977]

I adore you and your shorts. Thank you so much for giving me some levity during a difficult time.

[@bug6550]

“Let’s keep praying and slaying. . . Sin 😅” Sorry I’m gonna have to steal that

[@bug6550]

@Ville Damn i was just saying Who broke up with you today?

[@UgUg15]

“Let’s keep praying and slaying” is where I lost it

[@myla4444]

THE LESBIAN LOVERS ARE BACK

[@josephinejones9392]

My favourite series like this is a whole cinematic universe 😂❤

[@mygirlcrushonlinesolaugh]

MAMA WHAT IZ THIS? 🤍

[@dacksonflux]

She was hysterical, I needed to relieve her frustration.

[@billcutting2681]

Lmao Abigail gonna get extra visit from reverend

[@proud2bpagan]

"hours pounding the word of the lord into her.." **Abigail over there going 'damn right she did...experienced the second coming..and the third..and the fourth...and the fifth.."

[@nicolejones3686]

Omg I just got what they we're trying to say 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mikenike256]

This is my favorite series😂 keep making these great videos

[@absolutely_not_abby]

gayme- i mean amen 🙏

[@wantaspritecranberry666]

Ah, men

[@Nina-bg5rm]

Thank you for subtitiles on your shorts, Stanzi

[@sophiaroper5748]

💅slaying💅

[@sbetten01]

I feel so dümb, the context here just explained so much that I just haven't understood my whole life 😅😅😅

[@GroundswellBand]

The pastor at my church... is a woman...... 👁👁

[@mika9937]

I think I'm possessed too

[@maggotbitch]

@Ville you again...😡😠🤬

[@missnaomi613]

@@maggotbitch you forgot 🤮

[@searchingfororion]

@@missnaomi613 🤣 ty.

[@namikkou]

Lesbians

[@brook_angel]

What? No Totally just roommates

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

Dude. It’s so weird for you to just call people gay. It’s entirely plausible that they just have a really strong platonic bond and that’s why they moved in together after their husbands died. And how would they have time for lesbianism (that word was suggested to me, I didn’t even type that but I’ll take it) when they spent so much time pounding the word of God into each other through each other’s sin holes.

[@sunny-my9ng]

the entire joke is that their gay man, that's literally the joke

[@brook_angel]

@@sunny-my9ng congrats?

[@PhantomHexenZug]

Abigail's facial expressions are priceless! 😂

[@_ducksareresponsibleforww3_]

LMAO- 💀